The real crime is that shitfest Star Trek: Voyager. Holy shit does that show fucking suck. Sure, I thought it was my lucky fucking day when they ended the series, but now it's even worse. Now it's on every day instead of once a week. Holy shit!
Endless re-runs of that whiny bitch Harry Kim, whining about some wuss-crap while that shitfucker Chakotay talks about some spiritual native indian bullshit. Why doesn't that fucker just admit that he likes drinking whisky and gambling, like every other fucking indian? Jesus Christ.
And don't even get me started on that dyke Janeway. I bet she'd love to assimilate Seven of Nine's pussy with her tongue.
What's that? You say you smell plot cliches? If cliches smell like rancid cow shit, then you may be on to something:
The renegade Holograms have disabled Voyager and escaped to warp, but not before abducting Lt. Torres in hopes of benefiting from her expertise with holo-technology.
The Doctor, who voluntarily joined the renegades, is furious with the group's leader, Iden, but Iden promises to let Torres go once she has a chance to decide for herself whether to help the Holograms. Meanwhile, the Voyager crew struggles to repair the ship in Torres' absence, and Janeway learns that the Doctor betrayed and abandoned the ship, and wonders if his matrix may have been altered by the other Holograms.
Jesus Christ. When they're not having a "holodeck" episode, or an episode with the borg + time travel, they're having an episode about holograms. Not only is this "photonic lifeform" bullshit completely ridiculous, they drape it in this extra layer of faggoty political correctness. They talk about "photonic lifeform rights" and all this other bleeding-heart-liberal pseudo-philosophy that's just plot filler because the special effects department ran out of money for explosions.
I don't want to feel like I'm watching a fucking civil rights movement. I want to see naked bitches getting fucked. I want to see huge fucking explosions. I want to see giant tits. I want to see Seven of Nine get raped in the ass by a giant biomechanical tentacle monster, Urotsukidoji style.
And when was the last fucking time we even saw a skirt on this show? Uhura used to trollop around in little go-go outfits all the time. The best we can hope for these days is that maybe Seven will bend over to pick up an errant phaser, and we'll get a half-second shot of her spandex-clad ass.
Fuck that. They had actual porn stars like Angelique Pettyjohn (ever see Stalag 69?) in the original Star Trek series. But I guess we live in the age of mediocre bullshit.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that *Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Voyager because *Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Voyager. As many of us are already aware, *Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of *Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of *Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the *Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. *Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. *Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Voyager is dead.
You're my fucking hero, Klerck. Maybe you could widen the fucking ears of Paramount executives so I could ram my cock in them and poke out the part of their brain that insists upon keeping Voyager on every night at 10/9 central.
Seriously? How many of them are aware that the show Star Trek: Voyager is one of the most glorious pieces of fucking shitto ever grace the small screen?
What? Don't like borg and time travel episodes? Too bad! you get a dyke captain and a drunk indian first officer with a gambling problem. All in the name of providing the retard audience its daily dose of pseudo-intellectual moralizing, with a sprinkling of cliches and technobabble. who needs Dr. Phil on Oprah, when we can just watch an episode of Voyager to find out the solutions to our moral dilemmas?
You'll soon find out that the answer to all humanity's woes is as simple as restabilizing the dynotherm couplings and initializing the reverse-chrono-equalizer.
I'm gonna have a hard time swallowing that something like GTA3 or Final FantasyXXVVVIIII has some kind of constitutional protection.
A hard time swallowing? Would you have a hard time swallowing Lieutenant Commander Data's 12-inch long cyber-cock? Seven of Nine doesn't have a problem with it.
I have a better "brick technology". It's red, rectangular, and in theory, it could be used to bludgeon Paramount studios executives until they agree to cease the endless reruns of that god-awful crime against humanity known as Star Trek: Voyager.
It's on every fucking night, and it's not any better the second fucking time around. What are these dipshits trying to prove? The fucking thing obviously wasn't good enough to continue making episodes, so they canceled it. Why subject us to continuous re-runs? Syndication Money? Those fuckers obviously have no conscience.
I want to see Jenna Jameson fucking farm animals, not some fucking stupid episode about how Tuvok has a life-threatening disease and has to go to sick bay for an hour, and 45 minutes later that faggot doctor comes up with a "miraculous" cure.
Fuck that. I want naked breasts. Lots of them. And maybe some chick on her knees with a guy jizzing on her face. That always brightens my day.
Maybe they should have applications for who gets to go down to Paramount Studios and beat the holy living fuck out of that shitbag Rick Berman.
I swear to god he's the one responsible for these god-awful re-runs of Star Trek: Voyager.
The last two days it was the episodes where Voyager ends up in 20th century Los Angeles. Pretty fucking convenient. My hypothesis is that those fuckers at Paramount didn't feel like paying for time-traveling borg drones for those episodes, so they just sent the cast off the Paramount lot with some cameras.
"Have fun, don't break your queer-looking plastic phasers while you're at the beach!"
Specifically, get Voyager off the video screen in my fucking living room. I'm sick of watching those whiny faggots meander from place to place in the fucking Delta quadrant, each episode encountering another lamely-written, half-baked excuse for a plot.
Jesus fucking Christ. Half the time they don't even leave the fucking ship, and we get a feel-good episode about how that human-sized pussy otherwise known as the doctor has some sort of personal growth, or learns some bullshit about what it means to be human.
I don't want to learn some pseudo-philosophical shit about the inner workings of humanity, I want naked lesbian alien chicks fucking each other with a three foot long double-headed dildo, while Seven of Nine gets her teeth fucked out by WWF's the Rock.
If they tax the holy living fuck out of people who watch Star Trek: Voyager, then maybe those dogfuckers at Paramount studios will quit this syndication bullsthit, and I can finally have some peace and quiet while I'm trying to whack off to CG porn of Seven of Nine getting fucked up the ass by Lieutenant Commander Data.
Or is that going to be taxed too, under this idea?
Suck it, you cocklicking man-pole swallower. I will hear none of your heresy! Voyager is the bane of my existence, and the worst show on TV. (yes, it's worse than Enterprise)
Why don't you fuckers ever address the real problem in this country: the fact that Star Trek Voyager is still on TV every fucking night at 10pm.
I could give a rat's ass who has a monopoly on what, or how much fucking money that fucker Bill Gates has, none of it changes the fact that every night at 10, I have to see that freakshow B'elanna Torres conduct her relationship with that faggot that flies the ship. I forget his fucking name, but watching those two make out is fucking disturbing.
This interspecies relationship crap is a crime against nature, and it's a crime against god. Why the fuck can't UPN put on some wholesome shit, like Japanese bukkake, or homemade snuff videos?
That shitfest Star Trek: Voyager. Holy shit does that show fucking suck. Sure, I thought it was my lucky fucking day when they ended the series, but now it's even worse. Now it's on every day instead of once a week. Holy shit!
Endless re-runs of that whiny bitch Harry Kim, whining about some wuss-crap while that shitfucker Chakotay talks about some spiritual native indian bullshit. Why doesn't that fucker just admit that he likes drinking whisky and gambling, like every other fucking indian?
Jesus Christ.
And don't even get me started on that dyke Janeway. I bet she'd love to assimilate Seven of Nine's pussy with her tongue.
Notice they're not asking what the fuck this "Star Trek: Voyager" piece of shit show is. Why? Because they don't fucking get it on TV there.
America could learn somethig from the Indian slums. Sure, you might die of fucking cholera, or ebola, or whatever fucked-up diseases those fucking savages have over there, but you don't have to put up with that dyke Janeway every night at 10/9 central.
I'm going to use Voice over IP to tell everyone how much Star Trek: Voyager sucks.
Knowing Paramount, those motherfuckers would probably try to push that shit over the internet. Then we'd have Voyager Over IP, which is one of the signs of the fucking Armageddon, I can tell you that.
Thanks for that wonderful link. I'd like to see some shit like that done to Seven of Nine's mouth. If only that pussy holographic doctor would so some surgical shit on her mouth so she had a vagina on her face. That way she couldn't bite my cock when I fucked her head. As an extra bonus, I could gouge out her fucking eyes with my thumbs so I could get a better grip.
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The real crime is that shitfest Star Trek: Voyager. Holy shit does that show fucking suck. Sure, I thought it was my lucky fucking day when they ended the series, but now it's even worse. Now it's on every day instead of once a week. Holy shit!
Endless re-runs of that whiny bitch Harry Kim, whining about some wuss-crap while that shitfucker Chakotay talks about some spiritual native indian bullshit. Why doesn't that fucker just admit that he likes drinking whisky and gambling, like every other fucking indian? Jesus Christ.
And don't even get me started on that dyke Janeway. I bet she'd love to assimilate Seven of Nine's pussy with her tongue.
What's that? You say you smell plot cliches? If cliches smell like rancid cow shit, then you may be on to something:
The renegade Holograms have disabled Voyager and escaped to warp, but not before abducting Lt. Torres in hopes of benefiting from her expertise with holo-technology.
The Doctor, who voluntarily joined the renegades, is furious with the group's leader, Iden, but Iden promises to let Torres go once she has a chance to decide for herself whether to help the Holograms. Meanwhile, the Voyager crew struggles to repair the ship in Torres' absence, and Janeway learns that the Doctor betrayed and abandoned the ship, and wonders if his matrix may have been altered by the other Holograms.
Jesus Christ. When they're not having a "holodeck" episode, or an episode with the borg + time travel, they're having an episode about holograms. Not only is this "photonic lifeform" bullshit completely ridiculous, they drape it in this extra layer of faggoty political correctness. They talk about "photonic lifeform rights" and all this other bleeding-heart-liberal pseudo-philosophy that's just plot filler because the special effects department ran out of money for explosions.
I don't want to feel like I'm watching a fucking civil rights movement. I want to see naked bitches getting fucked. I want to see huge fucking explosions. I want to see giant tits. I want to see Seven of Nine get raped in the ass by a giant biomechanical tentacle monster, Urotsukidoji style.
And when was the last fucking time we even saw a skirt on this show? Uhura used to trollop around in little go-go outfits all the time. The best we can hope for these days is that maybe Seven will bend over to pick up an errant phaser, and we'll get a half-second shot of her spandex-clad ass.
Fuck that. They had actual porn stars like Angelique Pettyjohn (ever see Stalag 69?) in the original Star Trek series. But I guess we live in the age of mediocre bullshit.
I fucking give up.
Seriously, have you seen that shit-fest lately? nobody likes sci-fi, because they associate it with this garbage.
And don't even get me started on the "Voyager Trek A Thon" they're having. Jesus fucking christ.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that *Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Voyager because *Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Voyager. As many of us are already aware, *Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of *Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of *Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the *Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. *Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. *Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Voyager is dead.
Fact: Star Trek: Voyager is dead.
You're my fucking hero, Klerck. Maybe you could widen the fucking ears of Paramount executives so I could ram my cock in them and poke out the part of their brain that insists upon keeping Voyager on every night at 10/9 central.
Seriously? How many of them are aware that the show Star Trek: Voyager is one of the most glorious pieces of fucking shitto ever grace the small screen?
What? Don't like borg and time travel episodes? Too bad! you get a dyke captain and a drunk indian first officer with a gambling problem. All in the name of providing the retard audience its daily dose of pseudo-intellectual moralizing, with a sprinkling of cliches and technobabble. who needs Dr. Phil on Oprah, when we can just watch an episode of Voyager to find out the solutions to our moral dilemmas?
You'll soon find out that the answer to all humanity's woes is as simple as restabilizing the dynotherm couplings and initializing the reverse-chrono-equalizer.
You obviously have no fucking grasp of the gravity of this motherfucker.
So calm the fuck down, or your ass is going to be an unprotected form of something that's going to get kicked.
I see they've gotten to you too. Too bad.
This isn't about turning off the fucking TV. This is about the fucking future of the human race.
I'm gonna have a hard time swallowing that something like GTA3 or Final FantasyXXVVVIIII has some kind of constitutional protection.
A hard time swallowing? Would you have a hard time swallowing Lieutenant Commander Data's 12-inch long cyber-cock? Seven of Nine doesn't have a problem with it.
So we could get those goatfuckers at Paramount to finally take that almighty shitfest off TV every night at 10/9 central.
Maybe if it were lumped in with child porn as unprotected speech, it would be less attractive to people as entertainment.
Well, most people. Not me, but most people.
Remember how well Lt. Data's tear ducts worked? Ha! Seven of Nine is in for a surprise...
I have a better "brick technology". It's red, rectangular, and in theory, it could be used to bludgeon Paramount studios executives until they agree to cease the endless reruns of that god-awful crime against humanity known as Star Trek: Voyager.
It's on every fucking night, and it's not any better the second fucking time around. What are these dipshits trying to prove? The fucking thing obviously wasn't good enough to continue making episodes, so they canceled it. Why subject us to continuous re-runs? Syndication Money? Those fuckers obviously have no conscience.
I want to see Jenna Jameson fucking farm animals, not some fucking stupid episode about how Tuvok has a life-threatening disease and has to go to sick bay for an hour, and 45 minutes later that faggot doctor comes up with a "miraculous" cure.
Fuck that. I want naked breasts. Lots of them. And maybe some chick on her knees with a guy jizzing on her face. That always brightens my day.
Maybe they should have applications for who gets to go down to Paramount Studios and beat the holy living fuck out of that shitbag Rick Berman.
I swear to god he's the one responsible for these god-awful re-runs of Star Trek: Voyager.
The last two days it was the episodes where Voyager ends up in 20th century Los Angeles. Pretty fucking convenient. My hypothesis is that those fuckers at Paramount didn't feel like paying for time-traveling borg drones for those episodes, so they just sent the cast off the Paramount lot with some cameras.
"Have fun, don't break your queer-looking plastic phasers while you're at the beach!"
Cheap bastards.
Specifically, get Voyager off the video screen in my fucking living room. I'm sick of watching those whiny faggots meander from place to place in the fucking Delta quadrant, each episode encountering another lamely-written, half-baked excuse for a plot.
Jesus fucking Christ. Half the time they don't even leave the fucking ship, and we get a feel-good episode about how that human-sized pussy otherwise known as the doctor has some sort of personal growth, or learns some bullshit about what it means to be human.
I don't want to learn some pseudo-philosophical shit about the inner workings of humanity, I want naked lesbian alien chicks fucking each other with a three foot long double-headed dildo, while Seven of Nine gets her teeth fucked out by WWF's the Rock.
If they tax the holy living fuck out of people who watch Star Trek: Voyager, then maybe those dogfuckers at Paramount studios will quit this syndication bullsthit, and I can finally have some peace and quiet while I'm trying to whack off to CG porn of Seven of Nine getting fucked up the ass by Lieutenant Commander Data.
Or is that going to be taxed too, under this idea?
Oh fuck.
Suck it, you cocklicking man-pole swallower. I will hear none of your heresy! Voyager is the bane of my existence, and the worst show on TV. (yes, it's worse than Enterprise)
Oh, really? What fucking planet do you live on?
Why don't you fuckers ever address the real problem in this country: the fact that Star Trek Voyager is still on TV every fucking night at 10pm.
I could give a rat's ass who has a monopoly on what, or how much fucking money that fucker Bill Gates has, none of it changes the fact that every night at 10, I have to see that freakshow B'elanna Torres conduct her relationship with that faggot that flies the ship. I forget his fucking name, but watching those two make out is fucking disturbing.
This interspecies relationship crap is a crime against nature, and it's a crime against god. Why the fuck can't UPN put on some wholesome shit, like Japanese bukkake, or homemade snuff videos?
That shitfest Star Trek: Voyager. Holy shit does that show fucking suck. Sure, I thought it was my lucky fucking day when they ended the series, but now it's even worse. Now it's on every day instead of once a week. Holy shit!
Endless re-runs of that whiny bitch Harry Kim, whining about some wuss-crap while that shitfucker Chakotay talks about some spiritual native indian bullshit. Why doesn't that fucker just admit that he likes drinking whisky and gambling, like every other fucking indian? Jesus Christ.
And don't even get me started on that dyke Janeway. I bet she'd love to assimilate Seven of Nine's pussy with her tongue.
Notice they're not asking what the fuck this "Star Trek: Voyager" piece of shit show is. Why? Because they don't fucking get it on TV there.
America could learn somethig from the Indian slums. Sure, you might die of fucking cholera, or ebola, or whatever fucked-up diseases those fucking savages have over there, but you don't have to put up with that dyke Janeway every night at 10/9 central.
Star Trek: Voyager were officially off my fucking TV set every night. Seriously. When was the last time that shit didn't stink to high heaven?
Berman just keeps on crappin' it out with this Enterprise show, too. Jesus fuck; will it ever end?
Thanks for the wide page on this one. I'm going to do the same thing to Seven of Nine's ass, once I can figure out how to get to the Delta Quadrant.
You bastards can't even get Star Trek: Voyager off the air. How can I trust any of you to put together something of this fucking magnitude?
I'm going to use Voice over IP to tell everyone how much Star Trek: Voyager sucks.
Knowing Paramount, those motherfuckers would probably try to push that shit over the internet. Then we'd have Voyager Over IP, which is one of the signs of the fucking Armageddon, I can tell you that.
Thanks for that wonderful link. I'd like to see some shit like that done to Seven of Nine's mouth. If only that pussy holographic doctor would so some surgical shit on her mouth so she had a vagina on her face. That way she couldn't bite my cock when I fucked her head. As an extra bonus, I could gouge out her fucking eyes with my thumbs so I could get a better grip.