No fucking shit, huh? Too bad I just fucking posted about this shit in another article, so I have to wait two fucking minutes before I can post about this god-awful show again.
Cant one of you fuckers make this shit stop? You're all a bunch of fucking nerds, one of you must work for Paramount. Jesus christ. March in there and tell that assfucker Rick Berman to cut this shit out.
I don't want to watch an episode about Captain Janeway's spiritual fucking journeys, I want to watch Captain Kirk fuck a green-skinned alien bitch with huge fucking tits and barely any fucking clothes on.
And then some shit should explode, because of the fucking Romulans, or some shit. I love the fucking Romulans. They're like those yellow commie bastards over in China, except with more spaceships, and a fucking cloaking device. Holy shit!
That shit-fest that comes on every night at 10pm. Yeah, I'm talking about Star Trek: Voyager. Nothing interferes with my life, liberty, and especially my pursuit of fucking happiness like that god-awful show.
Someone needs to teach that pants-shitter Rick Berman a fucking lesson, because he's driving Star Trek straight into the ground at fucking Warp 9.
Maybe MGM and New Line should get together and kick Paramount's ass, because those fuckers are still showing re-runs of Star Trek: Voyager every night.
When will people learn that this shit needs to stop?
Keep up the good work VSA, make the masses understand!
Thanks for the words of encouragement. If only people could see that tons of boring shit + an old lesbian captain + borg + time travel doesn't make a good fucking TV show.
Naked chicks, explosions, guns, lasers, aliens (possibly fucking the chicks), and shit like that make for a good TV show.
Fuck character development. I want Britney Spears on her hands and knees doing hardcore pr0n while some aliens and shit get blown up in the background.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that *Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Voyager because *Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Voyager. As many of us are already aware, *Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of *Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of *Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the *Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. *Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. *Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
The only reason I watch that shit is so I can look at those massive tits Seven of Nine lugs around. But children, especially re-pubescent children, aren't interested in that sort of thing. At least, that's what they're always telling me when I visit them at the day-care center.
I wouldn't think that kids would like Voyager at all, but they say that this friend of mine's cousin, Larry the retard, has the mental development of a 6-year-old, and he absolutely loves Voyager. He'll watch that shit every day. He just sits there and laughs, and claps, especially when that brillo-headed-fuckface Tuvok shows up. He loves that motherfucker.
Anyway, if kids don't like Voyager, why do retards?
Star Trek: Voyager. It's such an amazing waste of time, watching that show. Friday's episode is a perfect fucking example:
While visiting the Nechani homeworld, Kes ventures into a shrine of the Nechisti Order and is struck by a mysterious energy burst, rendering her comatose. Unfortunately, when back on the ship, the Doctor can't help Kes because he doesn't understand her condition. The local magistrate tells Janeway that Kes violated a holy place that only monks may enter -- and only after they have undergone a purification ritual to protect them from the energy field. Later, Neelix uncovers an ancient story of a king who went through the ritual to save his comatose son's life. Janeway requests permission to do the same.
They're lost in the FUCKING DELTA QUADRANT, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING GALAXY, and half the episodes are this pseudo-spiritual-mindfuck bullshit where they barely leave the ship. "Character Development" my ass, the studio is too fucking cheap to pay for some fucking explosions, that's what I say.
The only character development I want to see on Voyager is Seven of Nine developing into a naked, cum-covered cock-swallower.
Why not figure out a way to take that stupid fucking show Star Trek: Voyager off my fucking TV every night at 10/9 central?
Jesus christ, last night's episode sucked:
On an away mission to locate nutritional supplements, Tuvok and Neelix find a promising native orchid. Later, when the crew beams them back to Voyager with samples of the flowers, the pair never arrive. Instead, a single entity appears on the transporter platform. The Doctor confirms that this strange but oddly familiar alien is actually a fusion of Tuvok and Neelix. With all the memories and abilities of the pair, the new crewmember decides to name himself "Tuvix."
What the fuck is that shit? If I want to see a motherfucker with two heads, I'll take off my clothes and stand in front of a fucking mirror.
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I'm not exactly sure if "lovely" is the right word, but Ms. Ryan certainly has some giant fucking knockers.
Not like it matters anyway, If this were a perfect world, she'd be decapitated and mounted in my living room like a human-sized fuck-puppet. That way I could fuck her neck with a crowbar with little difficulty, if any.
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Next thing you know, they'll be advertising that piece of shit Star Trek: Voyager.
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Not all TV, just Voyager. Well, maybe DS9 and Enterprise too.
Those fuckers should bring back Data and the NextGen crew. I want to see him bend Troi over and fuck the shit out of her fat little ass, and jizz his android jizz so hard it pops her fat little head right off her fucking body.
That deadpan motherfucker Tuvok is at it again. That brillo-headed monkey-Vulcan was on tonight, spewing some pseudo-intellectual philosophy about self control, and emotions, and shit.
I'll show that motherfucker some self control. I'll control my fist right through his fucking head, rip off his skull, and fuck his neck while it's still spurting blood. Lets see if that motherfucker has some emotions then.
What the fuck is this "woman captain" bullshit? I mean, what the fuck happens when she's in the middle of flying the goddamn ship, and she starts on the rag? huh? She's going to bleed all over the captain's chair. Who's going to clean that shit up? What about the smell?
Kirk knew the fucking score. Chicks are for fucking, and cleaning your fucking captain's quarters. Period. That's it. When they start getting all these big ideas in their head, about "wearing clothes", and getting that "whore" tattoo removed from their forehead, that's when all the fucking problems start, and from there on it's just downhill.
And yes, it still sucks ass:
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
DS9 sucks ass almost as badly as Voyager. That soap opera shit is for chicks and faggots. Take out your Kotex and put some fucking pants on, for christ's sake.
For producing that piece of shit show Star Trek: Voyager. I swear to god if that shit doesn't get taken off the TV, I'm going to go on a throat-slitting, skull-fucking rampage through the cast's trailers.
And I'm starting with Harry Kim, that yellow fucker. That whiny shit is nothing more than Wesley Crusher in a chink suit.
The fact that Star Trek: Voyager sucks ass, every fucking time it comes on the goddamn TV. When that shit starts, it makes me want to beat my girlfriend more than I already do.
Seriously. What the fuck is this "woman captain" bullshit? I mean, what the fuck happens when she's in the middle of flying the goddamn ship, and she starts on the rag? huh? She's going to bleed all over the captain's chair. Who's going to clean that shit up? What about the smell?
Kirk knew the fucking score. Chicks are for fucking, and cleaning your fucking captain's quarters. Period. That's it. When they start getting all these big ideas in their head, about "wearing clothes", and getting that "whore" tattoo removed from their forehead, that's when all the fucking problems start, and from there on it's just downhill.
I'll tell you what's fucking EROTIC. Seeing that sexy minx Seven of Nine impaled on my fucking cock. I swear to god I'm going to break into that bitch's house, rip out that fucking borg implant, fuck her skull, and jizz all over her brain.
Then I'll put that bitch on a leash and parade her around naked. I bet that fucking dyke Janeway would pay a million fucking dollars to see that shit.
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No fucking shit, huh? Too bad I just fucking posted about this shit in another article, so I have to wait two fucking minutes before I can post about this god-awful show again.
Cant one of you fuckers make this shit stop? You're all a bunch of fucking nerds, one of you must work for Paramount. Jesus christ. March in there and tell that assfucker Rick Berman to cut this shit out.
I don't want to watch an episode about Captain Janeway's spiritual fucking journeys, I want to watch Captain Kirk fuck a green-skinned alien bitch with huge fucking tits and barely any fucking clothes on.
And then some shit should explode, because of the fucking Romulans, or some shit. I love the fucking Romulans. They're like those yellow commie bastards over in China, except with more spaceships, and a fucking cloaking device. Holy shit!
That shit-fest that comes on every night at 10pm. Yeah, I'm talking about Star Trek: Voyager. Nothing interferes with my life, liberty, and especially my pursuit of fucking happiness like that god-awful show.
Someone needs to teach that pants-shitter Rick Berman a fucking lesson, because he's driving Star Trek straight into the ground at fucking Warp 9.
Maybe MGM and New Line should get together and kick Paramount's ass, because those fuckers are still showing re-runs of Star Trek: Voyager every night.
When will people learn that this shit needs to stop?
Keep up the good work VSA, make the masses understand!
Thanks for the words of encouragement. If only people could see that tons of boring shit + an old lesbian captain + borg + time travel doesn't make a good fucking TV show.
Naked chicks, explosions, guns, lasers, aliens (possibly fucking the chicks), and shit like that make for a good TV show.
Fuck character development. I want Britney Spears on her hands and knees doing hardcore pr0n while some aliens and shit get blown up in the background.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that *Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Voyager because *Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Voyager. As many of us are already aware, *Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of *Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of *Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the *Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that *Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. *Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. *Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
The only reason I watch that shit is so I can look at those massive tits Seven of Nine lugs around. But children, especially re-pubescent children, aren't interested in that sort of thing. At least, that's what they're always telling me when I visit them at the day-care center.
I wouldn't think that kids would like Voyager at all, but they say that this friend of mine's cousin, Larry the retard, has the mental development of a 6-year-old, and he absolutely loves Voyager. He'll watch that shit every day. He just sits there and laughs, and claps, especially when that brillo-headed-fuckface Tuvok shows up. He loves that motherfucker.
Anyway, if kids don't like Voyager, why do retards?
Star Trek: Voyager. It's such an amazing waste of time, watching that show. Friday's episode is a perfect fucking example:
While visiting the Nechani homeworld, Kes ventures into a shrine of the Nechisti Order and is struck by a mysterious energy burst, rendering her comatose. Unfortunately, when back on the ship, the Doctor can't help Kes because he doesn't understand her condition. The local magistrate tells Janeway that Kes violated a holy place that only monks may enter -- and only after they have undergone a purification ritual to protect them from the energy field. Later, Neelix uncovers an ancient story of a king who went through the ritual to save his comatose son's life. Janeway requests permission to do the same.
They're lost in the FUCKING DELTA QUADRANT, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING GALAXY, and half the episodes are this pseudo-spiritual-mindfuck bullshit where they barely leave the ship. "Character Development" my ass, the studio is too fucking cheap to pay for some fucking explosions, that's what I say.
The only character development I want to see on Voyager is Seven of Nine developing into a naked, cum-covered cock-swallower.
Why not figure out a way to take that stupid fucking show Star Trek: Voyager off my fucking TV every night at 10/9 central?
Jesus christ, last night's episode sucked:
On an away mission to locate nutritional supplements, Tuvok and Neelix find a promising native orchid. Later, when the crew beams them back to Voyager with samples of the flowers, the pair never arrive. Instead, a single entity appears on the transporter platform. The Doctor confirms that this strange but oddly familiar alien is actually a fusion of Tuvok and Neelix. With all the memories and abilities of the pair, the new crewmember decides to name himself "Tuvix."
What the fuck is that shit? If I want to see a motherfucker with two heads, I'll take off my clothes and stand in front of a fucking mirror.
I'm not exactly sure if "lovely" is the right word, but Ms. Ryan certainly has some giant fucking knockers.
Not like it matters anyway, If this were a perfect world, she'd be decapitated and mounted in my living room like a human-sized fuck-puppet. That way I could fuck her neck with a crowbar with little difficulty, if any.
Next thing you know, they'll be advertising that piece of shit Star Trek: Voyager.
And yes, it still sucks ass.
linux-kernel.tk is a hell of a lot more informative and entertaining than watching Star Trek: Voyager, I can tell you that.
Not all TV, just Voyager. Well, maybe DS9 and Enterprise too.
Those fuckers should bring back Data and the NextGen crew. I want to see him bend Troi over and fuck the shit out of her fat little ass, and jizz his android jizz so hard it pops her fat little head right off her fucking body.
That deadpan motherfucker Tuvok is at it again. That brillo-headed monkey-Vulcan was on tonight, spewing some pseudo-intellectual philosophy about self control, and emotions, and shit.
I'll show that motherfucker some self control. I'll control my fist right through his fucking head, rip off his skull, and fuck his neck while it's still spurting blood. Lets see if that motherfucker has some emotions then.
What the fuck is this "woman captain" bullshit? I mean, what the fuck happens when she's in the middle of flying the goddamn ship, and she starts on the rag? huh? She's going to bleed all over the captain's chair. Who's going to clean that shit up? What about the smell?
Kirk knew the fucking score. Chicks are for fucking, and cleaning your fucking captain's quarters. Period. That's it. When they start getting all these big ideas in their head, about "wearing clothes", and getting that "whore" tattoo removed from their forehead, that's when all the fucking problems start, and from there on it's just downhill.
And yes, it still sucks ass: Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
DS9 sucks ass almost as badly as Voyager. That soap opera shit is for chicks and faggots. Take out your Kotex and put some fucking pants on, for christ's sake.
For producing that piece of shit show Star Trek: Voyager. I swear to god if that shit doesn't get taken off the TV, I'm going to go on a throat-slitting, skull-fucking rampage through the cast's trailers.
And I'm starting with Harry Kim, that yellow fucker. That whiny shit is nothing more than Wesley Crusher in a chink suit.
With reception that excludes Star Trek: Voyager? That show is such a piece of shit.
The fact that Star Trek: Voyager sucks ass, every fucking time it comes on the goddamn TV. When that shit starts, it makes me want to beat my girlfriend more than I already do.
It's that metal shit on her head, above her fucking eye.
But now that I think about it, it might just be easier to jab out her eye with a screwdriver or something, and fuck her eye socket.
I think I might miss jizzing all over her brain, though.
You ever seen the movie "Young, Dumb, and full of Cum" ? I'll make that shit seem like Sesame Street.
Seriously. What the fuck is this "woman captain" bullshit? I mean, what the fuck happens when she's in the middle of flying the goddamn ship, and she starts on the rag? huh? She's going to bleed all over the captain's chair. Who's going to clean that shit up? What about the smell?
Kirk knew the fucking score. Chicks are for fucking, and cleaning your fucking captain's quarters. Period. That's it. When they start getting all these big ideas in their head, about "wearing clothes", and getting that "whore" tattoo removed from their forehead, that's when all the fucking problems start, and from there on it's just downhill.
I'll tell you what's fucking EROTIC. Seeing that sexy minx Seven of Nine impaled on my fucking cock. I swear to god I'm going to break into that bitch's house, rip out that fucking borg implant, fuck her skull, and jizz all over her brain.
Then I'll put that bitch on a leash and parade her around naked. I bet that fucking dyke Janeway would pay a million fucking dollars to see that shit.