So I'm watching Star Trek: Voyager, because it's on every fucking night, and this motherfucker comes on the screen, and he looks like a fucking homeless person with shit on his head. The costume design looked like some fucker took a big fat dookie on this dude's head, and these fuckers are calling it a new species of alien. What the hell is that? Are they running out of fucking ideas, or is this like that time-travel/borg bullshit?
I have an idea, TAKE VOYAGER OFF MY FUCKING TV SO ITS NOT ON WHEN I'M CHANNEL SURFING FOR PORN. Jesus fucking christ. Is that too much to ask?
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Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Sure, fighting SPAM is great, but have you watched Star Trek: Voyager? What the fuck is this "Black Vulcan" bullshit? This shit is going too far. There were never any fucking black Vulcans prior to that pants-shitter Tuvok showing up, so what the fuck? Romulans and Vulcans are the same fucking species, so why aren't there any black Romulans? Who's to say their planets developed like our planet? If they do, in fact, have a bunch of fucking black Vulcans on Vulcan, where are all the fucking Watermelon farms and fried chicken restaurants? Where, motherfucker?
I've seen Star Trek IV seventeen fucking times, and I didn't see any of that shit on Vulcan. All they have on that fucking planet is mountains and dirt and shit. And some old-ass white chick that's Spock's mom.
That's right, the whole "black Vulcan" shit was invented to try and trick black people into watching Voyager, because everyone who actually liked Star Trek stopped paying attention after Deep Space 9 turned into a fucking soap opera in space.
I'm not over 35 and I still say it sucks. That shit should be apparent after two minutes of watching the show, as long as you're not fucking blind or deaf.
Eat a dick, fucker. I bet you watch that piece of crap Enterprise, too. That shit would be way better if they got rid of that bitchy Vulcan whore and brought back Seven of Nine. You know, with a fucking time-travel episode.
Rick Berman loves the fuck out of time travel episodes.
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I bet you're one of those time-travel-liking-faggots that watches Star Trek: Voyager. I swear to fucking God I'm going to hunt down each and every last fucking one of you fucks, and make you change the goddamn channel every night at 10:00pm.
I don't care if you can see Seven of Nine's asscrack when she fucking bends over, of that you like to jack off to pictures of her you downloaded from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.naked. pictures.of.jeri.fucking.ryan, this shit needs to stop.
Sreiously, when was the last time you enjoyed that shit? You probably only watch it because Enterprise sucks more.
I have a solution to this problem that we're all facing. No, not that crap timothy's whining about. "Oh no, the government's coming to get us all! We're all going to have microchips implanted in our asses, and we won't be able to watch pirated copies of 'Cum Guzzlers 4' from Kazaa, or wherever"
Boo fucking hoo.
I say a bigger problem is the fact that Star Trek: Voyager is still on tv even though it sucks a big fat donkey cock. I think my friend baseball bat and I need to take a trip down to L.A. to visit that bastard Rick Berman. I'm going to fuck his mother until he cries like a little bitch. Then I'm going to make him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit that is made up of my shit which I made him eat. That'll fucking fix the problem.
Oh yeah, and we can't forget the trip to Chakotay's house. I'm going to erase that fucking tattoo off that mexican fuck's face with a fucking belt sander, and cauterize the wound with a blow torch, so the fucker doesn't bleed to death.
I don't want any of that "murder 1" bullshit. I just want this Voyager torture to end.
You know what's more amazing? The fucking fact that Star Trek: Voyager is still on my goddamn TV every night.
When will those fuckers learn that nobody likes that show? The writing sucks and the characters are fucking stupid. The only good things about the whole fucking show are those massive jugs Seven of Nine is hiding under that spandex uniform she's got.
But hell, if I want to see some titties, I'll go to the fucking nudie bar and throw some money around. Those sluts will do anything for two hundred bucks.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek:
Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a
bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are
looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red
ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok
are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1.
Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts.
Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager
fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine
Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold
to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long
term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are
hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in
time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
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Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Chakotay are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Tuvok-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Chakotay fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
I agree. Maybe if the fucking goatse.cx man was on Voyager, it wouldn't suck so much. They could have an episode where the fucker gets assimilated by the borg, or some shit, and he goes around saying "Restistance to my enormous bunghole is futile. You will be ass-imilated".
And Star Trek: Voyager still sucks ass. Have the motherfuckers who write this shit ever heard of a fucking paradox? God shit damn, I swear they're going to be responsible for the fucking universe imploding on itself someday.
They should put a disclaimer on at the beginning, saying "Under no circumstances should you try this shit at home."
in a perfect world, it would say "Under no circumstances should you watch this shit, because it fucking sucks", but I think that's obviously too much to ask.
Does it really matter that there's a fucking colon in between "Trek" and "Voyager" no.
Does it matter that my dick is in Seven of Nine's colon? Of course.
I'm going to go shoot myself in the head before tonight's episode. I think it's another piece of shit with time travel in it. Or maybe the Borg. Every fucking plot's the same. Every fucking night.
Why the fuck can't Star Trek: Voyager come to a close? Sure, that spandex slut Seven of Nine has giant fucking tits, but what the fuck/!?! we have to put up with all those other useless wastes-of-space. Especially that mexican piece shit, Chakotay. I want to draw on my cock with a magic marker and shove it in his tattoed eye socket.
A game where a bunch of us storm Paramount studios and make those fuckers take Star Trek: Voyager off the fucking TV every night. I swear to god, that's the crappiest show I've ever had the misfortune to fucking watch.
If I have to watch that bull-dyke Janeway pull some tough-guy act one more time, I'm going to fucking stab someone. And not the 12-year old prostitute I have locked up in my basement, either. I mean someone who isn't already dead.
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"Lineo near death"? If anything, Star Trek Voyager would be near death. In a perfect world, they'd pull that shit straight off the TV, and put on more hardcore lesbian porn and bukakke starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. But we don't live in a perfect world, so I have to fucking watch that brillo-headed shitstain Tuvok instead.
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60 min. When Tuvok uses a Vulcan mind meld on a suspect (Brad Dourif) in a murder investigation, the man's psychotic behavior becomes imprinted on Tuvok.
What a steaming pile of Hannibal-Lechter-wannabe-shit.
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So I'm watching Star Trek: Voyager, because it's on every fucking night, and this motherfucker comes on the screen, and he looks like a fucking homeless person with shit on his head. The costume design looked like some fucker took a big fat dookie on this dude's head, and these fuckers are calling it a new species of alien. What the hell is that? Are they running out of fucking ideas, or is this like that time-travel/borg bullshit?
I have an idea, TAKE VOYAGER OFF MY FUCKING TV SO ITS NOT ON WHEN I'M CHANNEL SURFING FOR PORN. Jesus fucking christ. Is that too much to ask?
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Sure, fighting SPAM is great, but have you watched Star Trek: Voyager? What the fuck is this "Black Vulcan" bullshit? This shit is going too far. There were never any fucking black Vulcans prior to that pants-shitter Tuvok showing up, so what the fuck? Romulans and Vulcans are the same fucking species, so why aren't there any black Romulans? Who's to say their planets developed like our planet? If they do, in fact, have a bunch of fucking black Vulcans on Vulcan, where are all the fucking Watermelon farms and fried chicken restaurants? Where, motherfucker?
I've seen Star Trek IV seventeen fucking times, and I didn't see any of that shit on Vulcan. All they have on that fucking planet is mountains and dirt and shit. And some old-ass white chick that's Spock's mom.
That's right, the whole "black Vulcan" shit was invented to try and trick black people into watching Voyager, because everyone who actually liked Star Trek stopped paying attention after Deep Space 9 turned into a fucking soap opera in space.
I'm not over 35 and I still say it sucks. That shit should be apparent after two minutes of watching the show, as long as you're not fucking blind or deaf.
Are you fucking related to Hellen Keller?
Eat a dick, fucker. I bet you watch that piece of crap Enterprise, too. That shit would be way better if they got rid of that bitchy Vulcan whore and brought back Seven of Nine. You know, with a fucking time-travel episode.
Rick Berman loves the fuck out of time travel episodes.
I bet you're one of those time-travel-liking-faggots that watches Star Trek: Voyager. I swear to fucking God I'm going to hunt down each and every last fucking one of you fucks, and make you change the goddamn channel every night at 10:00pm.
I don't care if you can see Seven of Nine's asscrack when she fucking bends over, of that you like to jack off to pictures of her you downloaded from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.naked. pictures.of.jeri.fucking.ryan, this shit needs to stop.
Sreiously, when was the last time you enjoyed that shit? You probably only watch it because Enterprise sucks more.
I have a solution to this problem that we're all facing. No, not that crap timothy's whining about. "Oh no, the government's coming to get us all! We're all going to have microchips implanted in our asses, and we won't be able to watch pirated copies of 'Cum Guzzlers 4' from Kazaa, or wherever"
Boo fucking hoo.
I say a bigger problem is the fact that Star Trek: Voyager is still on tv even though it sucks a big fat donkey cock. I think my friend baseball bat and I need to take a trip down to L.A. to visit that bastard Rick Berman. I'm going to fuck his mother until he cries like a little bitch. Then I'm going to make him eat my shit, then shit out my shit, and then eat his shit that is made up of my shit which I made him eat. That'll fucking fix the problem.
Oh yeah, and we can't forget the trip to Chakotay's house. I'm going to erase that fucking tattoo off that mexican fuck's face with a fucking belt sander, and cauterize the wound with a blow torch, so the fucker doesn't bleed to death.
I don't want any of that "murder 1" bullshit. I just want this Voyager torture to end.
You know what's more amazing? The fucking fact that Star Trek: Voyager is still on my goddamn TV every night.
When will those fuckers learn that nobody likes that show? The writing sucks and the characters are fucking stupid. The only good things about the whole fucking show are those massive jugs Seven of Nine is hiding under that spandex uniform she's got.
But hell, if I want to see some titties, I'll go to the fucking nudie bar and throw some money around. Those sluts will do anything for two hundred bucks.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Tuvok are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Chakotay-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Tuvok fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Star Trek: Voyager community when last month Nielsen confirmed that Star Trek: Voyager accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all viewers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Star Trek: Voyager has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Star Trek: Voyager future. The hand writing is on the wall: Star Trek: Voyager faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Star Trek: Voyager because Star Trek: Voyager is dying. Things are looking very bad for Star Trek: Voyager. As many of us are already aware, Star Trek: Voyager continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Tuvok is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Star Trek: Voyager producer Rick Berman states that there are 7000 viewers of Star Trek: Voyager. How many fans of Chakotay are there? Let's see. The number of Star Trek: Voyager versus Tuvok-specific posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Chakotay fans. Tuvok posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Chakotay-specific posts. Therefore there are about 700 Tuvok fans. A recent article put Seven of Nine at about 80 percent of the Star Trek: Voyager fanbase. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Seven of Nine fans. This is consistent with the number of Seven of Nine Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Paramount, abysmal ratings and so on, Star Trek: Voyager was ended as a series and the syndication rights were sold to another troubled company. Now that company is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. All major surveys show that Star Trek: Voyager has steadily declined in the ratings. Star Trek: Voyager is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Star Trek: Voyager is to survive at all it will be among hardcore Star Trek nerd fucks who are hoping to see Seven of Nine in a bikini. Star Trek: Voyager continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time.
Star Trek: Voyager is dying.
I agree. Maybe if the fucking goatse.cx man was on Voyager, it wouldn't suck so much. They could have an episode where the fucker gets assimilated by the borg, or some shit, and he goes around saying "Restistance to my enormous bunghole is futile. You will be ass-imilated".
THAT would be entertaining.
And Star Trek: Voyager still sucks ass. Have the motherfuckers who write this shit ever heard of a fucking paradox? God shit damn, I swear they're going to be responsible for the fucking universe imploding on itself someday.
They should put a disclaimer on at the beginning, saying "Under no circumstances should you try this shit at home."
in a perfect world, it would say "Under no circumstances should you watch this shit, because it fucking sucks", but I think that's obviously too much to ask.
Does it really matter that there's a fucking colon in between "Trek" and "Voyager" no.
Does it matter that my dick is in Seven of Nine's colon? Of course.
I'm going to go shoot myself in the head before tonight's episode. I think it's another piece of shit with time travel in it. Or maybe the Borg. Every fucking plot's the same. Every fucking night.
And it still sucks ass.
Jesus christ does it suck ass.
Why the fuck can't Star Trek: Voyager come to a close? Sure, that spandex slut Seven of Nine has giant fucking tits, but what the fuck/!?! we have to put up with all those other useless wastes-of-space. Especially that mexican piece shit, Chakotay. I want to draw on my cock with a magic marker and shove it in his tattoed eye socket.
Voyager sucks ass. Make it stop.
A game where a bunch of us storm Paramount studios and make those fuckers take Star Trek: Voyager off the fucking TV every night. I swear to god, that's the crappiest show I've ever had the misfortune to fucking watch.
If I have to watch that bull-dyke Janeway pull some tough-guy act one more time, I'm going to fucking stab someone. And not the 12-year old prostitute I have locked up in my basement, either. I mean someone who isn't already dead.
"Lineo near death"? If anything, Star Trek Voyager would be near death. In a perfect world, they'd pull that shit straight off the TV, and put on more hardcore lesbian porn and bukakke starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. But we don't live in a perfect world, so I have to fucking watch that brillo-headed shitstain Tuvok instead.
Oh yeah, did I mention Voyager sucks ass?
Yeah, or a distributed method of informing people that Star Trek Voyager is quite possibly the shittiest piece of shit to ever shit out of Paramount.
I'd like to see that.
Too bad they can't work on a digital technique to make Voyager not suck my cock.
Meld
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When Tuvok uses a Vulcan mind meld on a suspect (Brad Dourif) in a murder investigation, the man's psychotic behavior becomes imprinted on Tuvok.
What a steaming pile of Hannibal-Lechter-wannabe-shit.
Voyager sucks ass.