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  1. Re:Virus Spam on Good Guys 2, Spammers 0 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Likely because I'm 37 years old..

    In that case, playing the game of 'Comparing the Dinkies' at your local junior high school is a somewhat inadvisable choice of recreational pastime.

    You wouldn't run the mail server for your local Catholic diocese, by any chance? ;-)

  2. Re:Negotiated? on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    However, when you are arrested, it is for a scecific crime

    There's also a difference between being arrested and being charged. Many people are arrested and charged with nothing at all because there's insufficient evidence to warrant a formal criminal charge being brought.

  3. Re:Negotiated? on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    I believe all charges are always publicly disclosed at the time of arrest.

    You believe wrong. Arrests can be made for a host of reasons, ie, because the police believe a suspect poses a flight risk and they need to interrogate them in respect of a crime. The decision what to charge somebody with very often doesn't come until the after the suspect has been interrogated and the range of charges possible has been discussed with the District Attorney.

  4. Re:Reasonable damage figures on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMHO, the analogy should be that his crime was saying, "The NYT keeps your credit card information on their kitchen table, and they don't even have a lock on their back door."

    No, his crime was the break in. Exposing the Times's idiocy was what provided the motive to ensure that that crime was prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    To return to the house with the flawed lock analogy, what Lamo did was equivalent of opening your front door, and then announcing to everyone in the street that you have a taste for erotica featuring barnyard animals.

  5. Re:Reasonable damage figures on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    Next time you drop your wallet in the street, I'll be sure NOT to pick it up and return it to you.

    Jolly good. That way, it will still be there when I go back to look for it.

  6. Re:Reasonable damage figures on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    A 'Black Hat' would just quietly slip away, NOT draw attention to himself.

    Right. No Black Hat ever used Social Engineering to compromise a system, did they?

    Are you insane?

    I would be if I was prepared to take the word of someone who had just penetrated my system, supposedly 'to help me out by telling me how to fix it.'

  7. Re:you know what to do on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    This kid sounds like a bright fish

    He's gonna be a fresh fish soon though. He's cute as well. I wouldn't wanna be going to jail, looking as good as he does.

  8. Re:Reasonable damage figures on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Well, he apparently told them how to fix it

    If somebody hacked into one of my machines and then told me how to fix it, I'm afraid I'd be just the *teeniest* bit reluctant to take what they said at face value.

    As a result, at the very least you've got to expect the NY Times had to pay for a forensic analysis of the network and a total rebuild of any compromised systems.

    Would that cost $25,000? I dunno. It doesn't sound completely outlandish to me but I don't know anything about the NY times's systems.

  9. Re:The fight of the century! on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1

    Mom's prolly on welfair.

    A future that you can also look forward to unless you brush up on your spelling.

  10. Re:Nah... on ESR to Shred SCO Claims? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't call it the "SCO kernel".

    OK then, the GNU/SCO kernel.

  11. Re:ESR ADMITS TO ENRON PRACTICES on ESR to Shred SCO Claims? · · Score: 1

    No, that would be L. Ron practices.

  12. Re:Gentoo Linux Runs On The G5 ... from Mac/ on Apple Wins VT in Cost. vs. Performance · · Score: 1

    No, he said blazing *speeds*, not a blazing motherboard/cpu.

  13. Re:GNU Hurd on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, I know you're trolling

    Ah, yet another conversation between Mr. Pot and Mrs. Kettle regarding relative colour intensity.

  14. Re:An Open Response to Darl McBride's Open Letter on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: -1

    Someone should mod this fucker up. This is the best response I've seen to SCO's outpourings so far.

  15. Re:Well... as lousy as their approach is... on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 1

    SCO does have one good point: open source leaves way too much to chance where intellectual property is concerned.

    I disagree. It's a collaborative voluntary effort that's used on an as-is basis. There should be no need to worry about this issue.

    Maybe releases should be certified by an independent agency that hires lawyers to help work out the patent issues...

    And who would pay? It would cost a fortune and *still* wouldn't be possible. Besides, do Microsoft do this? If so, how is it that they keep ending up on the bad end of patent law suits?

    or maybe they should just release in countries like Europe until we fix some of the absurdities in our patent system?

    Finland, perhaps?

  16. Re:Ohmigod! on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think old Darl is in need of a damn good fist-fucking.

    Somebody dig out the CriSCO.

  17. Re:Wow... on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 1

    Wow, Windows XP Pro is a bargain by comparison.

    No, even if they *paid* you to use Windows XP Pro, you'd still be being ripped off.

    Bill Gates's patented ET phone home bugware steals your freedom and your soul. Just say no.

  18. Re:choices choices.. on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 1

    Whatever people feel about Darl Mcbride bashing him don't do the Linux community any good.

    On the contrary, linux users and developers have a reputation for being a bunch of joyless, humourless nerds. By bashing Darl McBride with the kind of anarchic creativity that we've seen over the past few months, the public image of the linux community has risen dramatically.

    Remeber developers; that this could have been you as a developer in this situation, having to go to court against a big company like IBM in order to secure your intellectual property rights.

    Please take Darl McBride's cock out of your mouth. The muffled grunts you are currently emanating are making you sound stupid.

  19. Re:SCO! SCO! SCO! SCO! SCO OWNS LINUX! on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey Darl, you said you were gonna drop that eightball around at my house when the dealer delivered.

    You've gone and smoked up the whole eightball to yourself again, haven't you?

  20. Re:Who? on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: 1

    Gopher? Gopher? You can still find the occasional Gopher site. eg

    gopher://wiretap.area.com/

    I wanna know what happened to WAIS.

  21. Re:Violet laser beams... on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: 1

    Presto...the hat is any color but red.

    He definitely looks like a brownhatter to me, but most male models do.

  22. Re:pure genius... on IBM's Billy Goat Squashes Worms · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Goatse Man defects to the West

  23. Re:"earlier this month" on IBM's Billy Goat Squashes Worms · · Score: 1

    But the appropriate response depended on the gender and relative attractiveness of the questioner. If the question was asked by a male, the answer was 'Your face, my arse'. However, if it was asked by a hot female, that could be reversed to 'Your arse, my face.'

  24. Re:No? on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · · Score: 1

    Er, when will people see those "mega rich people" as Gods?

    It has nothing to do with being Gods. Quite the opposite, in fact.

    If I had Bill's billions, chances are, I'd be rolling around in my hot tub, snorting cocaine with supermodels on my D, as the song goes.

    If I was hungry for some intellectual stimulation, I'd invite the leading theorists around to my house to share the supermodels and the coke with me -- and you just *know* they'd be there like a shot.

    Would I be sitting here, reading the most profound thoughts of a bunch of adolescent geek wannabees?

    I just can't see it somehow.

  25. Re:Geeeeez! on Google Removes Links in Response to DMCA Complaint · · Score: 1

    When I can trade karma for a blowjob, then I'll give a shit

    I'm sure there are thousands of basement-dwelling geekboys who would be only too happy to oblige...