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  1. Re:yeah, right on ACCC Asks SCO To Explain Themselves · · Score: 0

    He said he had a cat, not a big cat.

  2. Re:With any luck... on ACCC Asks SCO To Explain Themselves · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that be:

    1.) Stupid
    2.) Annoying
    3.) ????
    4.) Dumb

  3. Re:"Caldera Linux customers are indemnified" on Notes From The SCO Roadshow's First Stop · · Score: 1

    However, Linus et. al. certainly could sue SCO for every penny they've made selling Linux.

    What are his damages then? To bring a lawsuit, you have to be able to show damages. What are SCO's actions costing Linus et. al.

    Answer: nothing. Ergo, no damages, no law suit.

    SCO's lawyers may be a useless bunch of asshats, but I imagine they *are* taking legal advice on such matters and aren't likely to expose themselves so stupidly.

    IANAL

    Clearly.

  4. Re:Suspicious... on Notes From The SCO Roadshow's First Stop · · Score: 1

    That's too complex. He needs a starter book. Humour for Dummies is probably more his mark.

  5. More proof? on McLaughlin Defends Site Finder As 'Innovation' · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Let me see...

    According to Verisign, Sitefinder is dying. People opposed to innovation are stifling it.

    According to this post, Sitefinder runs on BSD.

    Clearly this is more evidence of BSD's demise? If they'd hosted Sitefinder on a Windows 2003 server, today Sitefinder be growing by 30% a day, returning an extra third of our inaccurate URLs as paid advertisements for Viagra and porn.

  6. Re:MacOS? on Will Vanderpool Make Linux More Popular? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he meant Das Boot?

  7. Re:The question is then on Apple's Dual 2GHz By The Numbers · · Score: 1

    but the same redundent nonsense is posted, and modded up, every time a mac story is posted

    Um, you mean redundant crap exactly like your post, or just the redundant crap on the other side?

  8. Re:Well... on Hitchhiker's Guide Movie Greenlighted · · Score: 1

    And of course the special effects will be better than the BBC version's were

    Yeah, those radio special effects are a bitch, aren't they? All bangs and whoops, etc. and no computer generated graphics whatsoever, just pure story.

  9. More words to live by... on Expensive Geek Toys Roundup · · Score: 1

    Never play cards with a man called Doc
    Never eat at a place called Moms
    And never sleep with a woman whose problems are worse than your own.

    Nelson Algren

  10. Re:Sounds like China on Schools to Avoid: University of Florida · · Score: 1

    The greatest thinkers weren't college suckups, but rebels. (...) Gates stole computer time, Steve Jobs stole telephone connections with his preak boxes.

    Some mistake here, surely? Gates and Jobs, greatest thinkers of our time?

    I believe they invented the interweb as well.

  11. Re:Amazing story! on From Artist To Spam-Hunter · · Score: 1

    This has all the exciting hallmarks of the most boring story in the world.

    And not only did you read i6, but you're actually participating in a fairly lengthy discussion about it.

    And the fact that your comment has been modded up as funny all goes to show that its a real slow news day on Slashdot today.

  12. Re:A delicate question to US readers on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    If we were, we'd just gas everyone in Utah and that'd fix the problem.

    Hey, you tried it with the Native Americans, why on earth shouldn't you extend your country's genocidal history to Mormons as well?

  13. Re:My one question is... on Mobile Internet Down Under · · Score: 1

    For me, it's the Baltic region (Lithuania). But it could be Rotterdam, or Liverpool, or anywhere I roam.

    Rotterdam, Liverpool and Lithuania? You wouldn't be a heroin smuggler by any chance?

  14. Re:Persistance does not make a DB on Prevayler Quietly Reaches 2.0 Alpha, Bye RDBMS? · · Score: 3, Funny

    or it might be your face that get smashed when you accidently meet one of them at a software convent.

    Damn, that's some seriously un-nun-like behaviour going on in that place. The last thing I want is a smack in the face from Sister Mary Loyola Stallman, Mother Superior Torvalds or any of the other Little Sisters of the Penguin.

    I'm keeping my mouth firmly shut.

  15. Re:Linux is SUNs greatest threat on Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO · · Score: 1

    No, no. That should be BUY me a large one.

    Mine's a scotch, thanks.

  16. Re:Will.. on More Linux Activity in German Government · · Score: 1

    So, you would like to coerce technically less adept people into making decisions about their operating system or even coerce them into installing it?

    Heh. Characterizing choice as coercion. I love it.

    Best troll ever!

  17. Re:Baghdad McBride does it again. on More on SCO Code Snippets · · Score: 1

    Thank you for providing the exhibit A352

    Objection, your honour.

    This exhibit is irrelevant and has no bearing on the case.

  18. The REAL story on More on SCO Code Snippets · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's safe to say SCO and its crack legal team

    I always knew it wasn't just Darl who was smoking the stone here. I knew the lawyers had to be suffering from paranoia and cocaine psychosis as well.

    My theory is that this whole law suit came about following one particularly heavy night hitting the pipe. When McBride, Sontag, Boies etc. began to get that familiar disturbing feeling of having maggots burrowing beneath their skin, one of them proposed that the running the GNU debugger might be the best way to get rid of them.

    When that didn't work, in their crack-addled minds, they decided that they were going to make developers of free software pay for their drug-induced distress, and so targeted the GNU/Linux system for this lawsuit.

  19. Re:WTF? Moderators..? on More on SCO Code Snippets · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't go crying that the NDA is bad because no one else can know, it's just an appropriate way to keep SCO's claims in secret until the legal matters have been settled.

    In what possible universe is this appropriate? Firstly, given the fact that SCO's suit is one in which they are claiming their IP is breached, it would be impossible for open source developers to look at the code under an NDA without then laying themselves open to other similar suits from SCO. Therefore SCO know that no serious Open Source developer is going to take them up on this.

    I believe they are intent on preserving the problem for as long as possible, because they want to maximize gains on their lawsuits

    It doesn't work that way I'm happy to say. Damages are awarded on the basis of the financial consequences suffered. The plaintiff has an obligation to try and mitigate those losses, and in this case, that would include informing those people it believes are responsible (i.e. linux developers) of exactly which sections of code violate their copyright in order that they can do something about fixing it.

    Of course, the truth is that SCO can't do this because they don't actually have a lawsuit against any linux developers -- aside from IBM and their action against IBM is for breach of contract. They've made a lot of accusations, but from where I sit, those are just a lot of bluster being used as a misdirection to facilitate their shakedown.

    That may be your idea of business, but it's an extremely risky gamble when you're proposing to go up against Big Blue in court. Personally, I think Darl McBride's sphincter has gone into a spastic spasm since he realized that IBM are going to call his bluff. All SCO have left now is the stock price scam so why would he want it resolving any time soon?

  20. Re:Aargh! on Mandrake Linux 9.2, Adware Version · · Score: 1

    try reading dingbat

    I've tried many times, but I'm fucked if I can make any sense at all out of something that reads 'heart, heart, circle, cross, triangle, little aeroplane, arrow, camel, dogcow, square'.

    Give me helvetica any day.

  21. Re:Duh... on No Americans Need Apply · · Score: 1

    I believe that Grey Area in Amsterdam is running a training programme for US proprietors.

  22. Re:Duh... on No Americans Need Apply · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm a British tourist
    And I'm very very rude.
    I hate the foreigners
    I hate their stinking food.

    I don't like French or Germans
    Or care for Belgians much
    But most of all, most of all
    I hate the Dutch!

    The Dutch, the Dutch
    With fingers in their dikes
    They use the wrong side of the road
    And ride around on bikes.

    They don't have any manners
    They don't say "thanks" or "please"
    And all they eat is tulips
    And stinking gouda cheese."

    British Tourist,
    John Dowie

  23. Re:Tough call on RIAA Sued For Amnesty Offer · · Score: 1

    I don't like pejorative label of terrorist. It just doesn't rhyme.

    Ahem.

    You nasty evil terrorist,
    You've made John Ashcroft really pissed,
    Before his eyes, he sees red mist,
    He's got your name on the pick up list.

  24. Re:Reasonable damage figures on Adrian Lamo Surrenders · · Score: 1

    How does drawing attention to his break-in HELP the BlackHat?

    By covering his presence in the logs. "Oh and by the way, I did break into your system, but not to worry, I was just there to check on your holes. Now just you upgrade your sendmail and everything will be fine..."

    And of course, you're making the rather dubious assumption that people who go around breaking into other people's systems are rational. I don't see any evidence for such a proposition.

  25. Re:You have no idea what you are talking about. on Back To SCO · · Score: 1

    What does matter however is Great Britain controlled 2/3 of the world in 1939. It was extreme hypocricy to suggest the British had a any more right to the world as Germany.

    You are David Irving and I claim my five pounds!