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SCO's Next Target: SGI?

FatRatBastard writes "ZDNet News is speculating that SCO's next target in its legal actions against Linux may be SGI. According to the article its legal strategy will be to claim that XFS is a Unix derivative and therefore under SCO control, much like they claim JFS is in their suit with IBM. One fact not mentioned in the article that would support SGI being the next target is the malloc code they claimed was infringing at this years SCOForum was copyrighted SGI."

338 comments

  1. What a useful article by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A link to ZDNet speculation about what might be SCO's next target. Slow news day? Needed another SCO fix?

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:What a useful article by MikeCapone · · Score: 5, Funny

      We should complain to SCO, they haven't been giving us our daily laugh as consistently lately...

    2. Re:What a useful article by EdgeShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suppose you don't call your self "Overly Critical Guy" for nothin'...

    3. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to complain that the story was categorized as "Your Rights Online" (aka Piss'n'Shit).

    4. Re:What a useful article by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually ZDNet have it all wrong. Our actual next target is God himself. As you know, God is responsible for all life on earth, including "trees". The way trees recursively divide their branches is a blatant copy of the hierarchical file system present in Unix. We plan to file suit in the next week or so.

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      Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
    5. Re:What a useful article by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
      Chris, I hate to interrupt you during one of your magical tirades... but the drugs are kicking in, Chris. Chris, the drugs are kicking in, and I've just noticed something new: These Linux boys seem to be using a lot of semicolons. A lot of semicolons, Chris.

      Why don't you head back on down to the community college and see what our "MIT" boys think of that. Have we got another pattern here, Chris? Is this another pattern, Chris?

      I think of you when I'm naked, Christopher.

    6. Re:What a useful article by Chemicalscum · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes and why now? After all the FUD and hysteria around SCO saying it is going to send out invoices to companies using Linux - now why is this rumour being floated?

      Well they are not stupid enough to start sending out invoices, they know that it would invite criminal charges and that this could wreck their sophisticated (e.g. Vultus purchase) pump and dump scheme with a lot of FUD production paid for by the MS "license" millions.

      What they will need is a new big news press release item to keep the momentum when they don't actually send out any invoices. The answer sue SGI it will pump the stock and keep the FUD production line going. It's perfectly legal even if the case is pretty much fabricated, so is the one against IBM anyway.

      How much longer they can keep up this pump and FUD untill they dump and go away (probably to somewhere in the Caribbean)? I don't know.

    7. Re:What a useful article by RealityShunt · · Score: 1


      I see somebody has read Hunter Thompson :-)

      realityshunt

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    8. Re:What a useful article by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Insightful


      I've been wondering about this myself. SGI does seem to be a likely target for SCO, given SCO's rhetoric. But SGI doesn't have much, if any, money. So it seems unlikely from that point of view.

      Another thing that bothered me in the ZD Net article is that they don't mention the other file systems. Let's face it, JFS and XFS are not the most popular journaling file systems for Linux; they're mostly used by companies that have legacy file systems they need to support. ReiserFS, Ext3, and Ext2, are the most popular file systems. If Linux lost the ability to support XFS and JFS, all it would do is make migration to Linux more difficult for some companies. It probably wouldn't much affect adoption rates.

      Anyway, I suspect that SGI should start talking to Red Hat about accessing some of that Open Source Now! fund. Just in case.

    9. Re:What a useful article by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      Darl has lived Hunter Thompson, my dear Shunt!

    10. Re:What a useful article by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      LOL

      realityshunt'ed

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    11. Re:What a useful article by Illbay · · Score: 1
      Have we got another pattern here, Chris?

      Is this the same guy that attacked Dan Rather on the street?

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      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
    12. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget. Before Mr. McBride became the chariman of SCO, formerly Caldera, Caldera was officially committed to innovating Linux. Even with all the FUD that current SCO is spreading through the press, their case turns out very weak if someone looks at all the facts and recent history of the industry.

    13. Re:What a useful article by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Let's face it, JFS and XFS are not the most popular journaling file systems for Linux; they're mostly used by companies that have legacy file systems they need to support. ReiserFS, Ext3, and Ext2, are the most popular file systems.


      XFS is not a legacy file system -- it's a pretty new high performance file system, replacing SGI's EFS, which is what you might have thought of?
      XFS is becoming increasingly popular for Linux users, not the least because it's usually the fastest file system you can run. The price you pay for this is that it commits to disk less often than other file systems, and for small temporary files, it may not even touch the disk between file creation and deletion. For large file streaming, it supports "real time" subpartitions, where you can run the file system in GRIO (guaranteed rate IO) mode. It also supports posix access control lists (ACL), which gives much more fine grained access control than standard unix protection bits. The advantages of XFS are good enough that it's rapidly becoming one of the most popular file systems -- a direct competitor to ReiserFS.

      Ext2, now that's legacy, and ext3 is just ext2 with journalling on top -- it saves you the fsck at boot, but you pay a slight performance penalty for it.

      Regards,
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      *Art
    14. Re:What a useful article by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1
      Actually, when you're playing SCO's game you look for victims who can't afford to fight back. SCO isn't after the little bit of money SGI has left. They'll offer SGI a sweatheart deal to take a fall: all SGI has to do is sell their soul and admit that XFS infringes on SCO's IP.

      My guess is that SCO will SLAPP some of the smaller companies, less healthy, remaining Unix companies that don't take a fall. This is the same tactic used by PanIP. Go after companies who will find it cheaper to settle with them rather than fight and who don't have the financial resources to fight even if they wanted to. The goal is to build up a body of cases settled in SCO's favor.

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      Ben
    15. Re:What a useful article by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Art, I could be wrong on the popularity of XFS, though I haven't seen much about people adopting it. AS far as your definition or "legacy" goes, we're clearly using them in different senses. I'm using it the sense of something that is inherited from a previous system, no matter whether the code itself is new or old. And I do think, that right now anyway, XFS is generally used by companies migrating from SGI OS's to Linux. If you have information on companies or end-users choosing XFS over the other files systems for technical reasons rather than to ease migration, please post a link to it. Thanks.

      And obviously, Ext2 is "legacy" in the sense you mean, old code that is being phased out. But it is still widely used because its been around long enough for people to believe that it is stable at this point.

    16. Re:What a useful article by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      I thought of that, but in this case, wouldn't it have made more sense for SCO to go after SGI *before* IBM, or at least simultaneously?

      Get a quick win, and then use that as a precedent for your case. Might not do much good in a court, but it would be good for press releases.

      Suing SGI *after* IBM just looks like stooping to conquer. What's the point, really? From a financial perspective they gain little to nothing -- which may be why they chose to go after IBM; Boies's contingency award from a case against SGI probably wouldn't be worth his time. From a PR perspective, it simple looks petty.

    17. Re:What a useful article by arivanov · · Score: 1
      If you have information on companies or end-users choosing XFS over the other files systems for technical reasons rather than to ease migration, please post a link to it.

      Try to implement the bloody NT ACLs with samba on something different from XFS. Repeat until successful. Enjoy the blinkenlights.

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    18. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Try to implement the bloody NT ACLs with samba on something different
      >from XFS. Repeat until successful. Enjoy the blinkenlights.
      >
      >
      So what? Most people don't *actually* use samba in real life. They don't share printers on a network or anyother of that nonsense. Samba is a great piece of software, but it's not something the average person needs or uses.

      XFS will never be the default linux FS. Get over it.

    19. Re:What a useful article by LordBodak · · Score: 1

      Since Unix is the foundation of the internet, and SCO seems to think they own Unix, I figured their next target would be Al Gore.

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    20. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UFS2 on FreeBSD, and done :)

    21. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kernel 2.6 supports POSIX ACLs on ext2 and ext3, if I'm not mistaken. I'm pretty sure I was prompted for it by "make menuconfig".

      Sure, it's not a stable kernel yet, but it's getting there. Your point will be moot soon enough. :)

    22. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That couldn't be further from the truth.

      I for one conisder SAMBA to be absolutely essential, especially if there are Windows machines on the network. Even if there aren't, there can be times when SMB is better than NFS.

      Also, you can use samba without ACLs, and you can use ACLs with ext3 as of 2.6, so I'm not sure what your point here is. Yeah, XFS will probably never be the "default fs". Big deal. I really don't think anybody will spend any amount of time "getting over it" as you suggest.

    23. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ext2/3 on Linux 2.6, and done again.

    24. Re:What a useful article by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Actually, when you're playing SCO's game you look for victims who can't afford to fight back.

      Only if you are looking for extortion money - i.e., getting the defendant to pay instead of fighting as the cheaper way to go.

      SCO isn't after the little bit of money SGI has left.

      Then they are going after the wrong people.

      They'll offer SGI a sweatheart deal to take a fall: all SGI has to do is sell their soul and admit that XFS infringes on SCO's IP.

      Which does not change much. Without a more specific "IP" - Copyright? Patent? - there is little value in getting SGI to support SCO's position. If SGI admits infringing on SCO's copyright, it is limited to SGI - no one else shares liability with them.

      My guess is that SCO will SLAPP some of the smaller companies, less healthy, remaining Unix companies that don't take a fall.

      Except that (from your referenced link - thanks, I was wondering what SLAPP meant) (SLAPP) refers to litigation filed by a large corporation to silence a less powerful critic by so burdening them with the cost of a legal defense that they abandon their criticism. and SGI is not criticizing SCO that I can tell. There is little other reason for SCO to go for the SLAPP that I can see.

      This is the same tactic used by PanIP. Go after companies who will find it cheaper to settle with them rather than fight and who don't have the financial resources to fight even if they wanted to.

      Useful tactic if you are wanting settlements not wins.

      The goal is to build up a body of cases settled in SCO's favor.

      Only cases TRIED AND WON IN A COURT OF LAW help SCO against IBM, except when attempting to extort money from other small companies. Cases settled won't effect the IBM suit at all.

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    25. Re:What a useful article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I've been migrating all my Linux servers to XFS. Performance is amazing and I've been auditing the code... it looks very solid (as well as having a good architecture).

      I sure hope SCO doesn't try and rip out XFS! I'd happily donate to SGI for XFS.

  2. And Then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then they are going to bark at the Moon.

  3. If I were SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd sue Slashdot for all the stories about SCO. They're clearly trying to profit by SCO's active legal work.

    1. Re:If I were SCO by dtperik · · Score: 1

      Actually 98.6% of the "news" clippings they dropped on the floor were /. stories. They're happy for all these /. stories. It shows how relevant they are to the tech. industry.

    2. Re:If I were SCO by motox · · Score: 1

      The funniest part is that they are probably gonna do it ;)

    3. Re:If I were SCO by spectrokid · · Score: 1

      ...News is speculating that SCO's next target in its legal actions against Linux...

      Could we please change this into illegal actions?
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      10 ?"Hello World" life was simple then

  4. Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    While ZDNet is speculating, I thought you might like to hear of the situation from the horse's mouth. Hi, I'm Darl McBride. You might know me from lawsuits such as "IBM is spying on our children" and "you bastards used the whole alphabet for ls options too!"

    Now, we can all agree that XFS is based on our own filesystem, famous for the stability and reliability that give you excellent uptimes when fsck time is included in that uptime measure. You don't get that kind of techonolgy for free, and it doesn't simply <fingerquote> evoooollllve </fingerquote> on its own. That SGI stole and released this is not up for debate. But that piece of invaluable IP isn't the issue here, really.

    Where SGI has really chuffed our muffins is in having the gall to steal our valuable "long-run" technology. By only executing on outdated hardware, we've been able to keep system procurement prices down while effortlessly sustaining the user's reading and coffee time. In an attempt to muscle in on our territory however, SGI have chosen to stay the course with MIPS CPUs and confusingly outdated IRIX. Now, I know that the R5000 was once state of the art and all that, but the damned things are shipping in Playstation 2s. This, while SGI have the gall to tell customers that these are usable for graphics workstations.

    Be the judge and jury on this one, my friends. Why would SGI opt to use this kind of dated processor and leaden IRX OS unless they too were trying to implement our patented "long-run" technology? How long before SGI manages to extend itself into the Linux culture; to prevent system upgrades and encourage ass backward architectures there as well? Soon, our "long-run" technology will be in use by customers the world over, and they will not be paying SCO's investors one penny, your honour.

    Your honour -- Not One Penny.

    Join the good fight. The good fight is the right fight. God has given me a mission, and my investors call me to it. God talks to me nightly. We are talking about my second home here, and I'll be damned if SGI is going to take that away. We are talking about stockholder value, precariously balanced atop press releases, IP confusion, lottery players, and the belief each buyer shares that there will be one more fool beyond him. We are talking about SCO's God-given right to go where no man has gone before, your honour.

    One to beam up, Scotty.

    1. Re:Enough Speculation by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey Darl, I got that Crack Cocaine you said you wanted. Where should I put it?

      --

      Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
    2. Re:Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, hell if I know. Boies took off with the bong, and I think he had my goddamned mirror to boot.

      God knows we've got enough of these UnixWare CDs still sitting around. I wonder if they'll work...

    3. Re:Enough Speculation by Spunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've been waiting all day for this, haven't you?

    4. Re:Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Your honour, I have been waiting my whole life.

      Can you keep a secret? I believe IBM has been paying people to poison my food...

    5. Re:Enough Speculation by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are proof that Slashdot has no same. I welcome you as the first member of the 'keep your enemies closer' foes list.

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      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    6. Re:Enough Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is a troll, but I'm going to have to take a swing.

      Part of the reason why SGI doesn't need 15GHz processors in their system is that the they focus on high I/O and offloading the processing to power video subsystems.

      On the otherhand, even a 15GHz processor can't save Sko UnixUnderwear from being the most unevolved Unix/Unix-like operating system available.

    7. Re:Enough Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's not a "troll", it's satire.

      It's extremely sad that Slashdot's troll obsession has come to this. I'm surprised you also didn't call it "FUD" ;-)

    8. Re:Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      There's truth to what you say. SGIs are mostly used for graphics, and most of the work is done on the card itself, which operates in what OpenGL and DirectX folks call "retained mode." And SGI have done an exceptional job of keeping the graphics hardware current!

      But as a general purpose UNIX, it's pretty much dirty pants. :)

    9. Re:Enough Speculation by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      No same what?

    10. Re:Enough Speculation by screenrc · · Score: 1

      You are so funny. THANKS!

    11. Re:Enough Speculation by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      I'd like to vote " Mr. Darl McBride (704524)" the top funniest slashdot troll since Mohammed Al-Sharif.

      Needs a poll, dammit!!!

      Funniest Slashdot Troll

      1) Mr. Darl McBride (704524)
      2) Mohammed Al-Sharif
      3) ???

      4) Oh, dammit I've run out of ideas.
      5) Ob: Cowboy Neal
      6) Ob2:Creative Goatse posts...

      Argh! Too much work in the last week! Help! My sense of humor is fractured! I need a comedian! Carlin, quick! I need a comedian!

      reality shunt'ed by Guinness

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    12. Re:Enough Speculation by Talez · · Score: 1

      Dear Darl

      Please get your filthly fucking paws off XFS before I cut them off with my machete.

      Yours Sincerely

      Talez

    13. Re:Enough Speculation by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Oh, for the ability to go back and add an 'h'...

      Shame. Sorry.

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      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    14. Re:Enough Speculation by mobets · · Score: 1

      You forgot OGG THE CAVEMAN.

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      It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
    15. Re:Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      I too am sorry for your shame, dearest Daniel. But you are forgiven. The mormon church requires that I forgive all spelling errors, so long as you are an SCOX stockholder.

      Mr. Daniel Staal, we need to talk about your license fee, however. You are running Linux, stolen from us?

    16. Re:Enough Speculation by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 1

      God has given me a mission, and my investors call me to it. No we don't. Canopy has a hands off approach to the companies it invests in and is in no way directing your activities. Please ensure that any further public statements are run by my secretary to ensure this point is always kept clear; that recent subpoena was pretty embarrassing. Please ignore the man behind the curtain, not you Darl, just everyone else.

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      The real Ralph Yarro posts as Anonymous Coward. Anyone else is an impostor.
    17. Re:Enough Speculation by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1
      Mr. Daniel Staal, we need to talk about your license fee, however. You are running Linux, stolen from us?

      Actually, no. Even if I were to concede Linux was stolen from SCO, I have no current Linux boxen. My machines run Mac OSX, OpenBSD, and FreeBSD.

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      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    18. Re:Enough Speculation by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      MnnnnnNNn-nnnnnnnnn

  5. WIll sco sue itself too? by crea5e · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't they sell Linux too ?

    SCO VS SCO
    ultimate deathmatch!

    1. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they'll sue themselves for copyright violations claiming damages, most definitely.

    2. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? by x136 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quit hittin' yourself!
      *whack*
      Quit hittin' yourself!
      *whack*

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      SIGFEH
    3. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That will be after IBM and Before SGI.

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    4. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they'll use a pallete swap to change colors so you can tell the two apart :).

      This is the place for obscure jokes, right?

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    5. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, SCO are themselves the second licencee they recently announced.

  6. SCO has SGI on the run too it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    SCO said sometime ago that "their" NUMA code found in Linux, has come from SGI engineers working in the Linux kernel.
    http://www.byte.com/documents/s=8276/byt1 055784622 054/0616_marshall.html
    So, it is more than "speculation".

  7. Like my mom said... by goldenfield · · Score: 1

    In for a dime, in for dollar...or a Trazillion dollars...how much are they asking for again?

    1. Re:Like my mom said... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      (pinky to corner of mouth) Three... BILLION dollars!

      Hi, I'm Darl McBride. You might know me from lawsuits such as, "I'm the real father of Tove's children," and "McBride sues his own pants off."

  8. God dammit by SargeZT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You know, I'm fed up to (pointing well above head) here with lawsuits involving open-source software. Someone should tell SCO that *nix isn't the property of anyone, anything, or any corporation.

    --
    And why did you staple the trout to the RAM?
  9. SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    {sarcasm: semi-lame} It is true! SCO, she is the mother of all OSes, EVEN the ones that were invented before her! A temporal rift created an anti-time anomaly, sending SCO back before its creation to introduce lines of code in earlier OSes... {/sarcasm} bleh...

    1. Re:SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sir, if you do not believe we intend to use the temporal rift theory, one of many such weapons in our powerful legal arsenal, you are not a well man.

      That we've lost the leader of our legal team is conjecture and fallacy -- David Boies has been sent back to battle the first offender. The very first thief of SCO's mighty library of intellectual property. The next suit, and first in the new time line, will be filed against none other than Charles Babbage, your honour. Charles Babbage and his fabulous counting machines will fall like so many loose gears in the cuckoo clock that is the world of SCO IP.

    2. Re:SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I own the temporal rift theory, you are enjoined from using it without first paying me license fees in excess of billions of dollars.
      See my lawyer for licensing issues.

    3. Re:SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I call you on my patent for generally unfunny posting. A stalemate, sir -- a stalemate.

    4. Re:SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next suit, and first in the new time line, will be filed against none other than Charles Babbage, your honour.

      You're setting you sights too low, McBride. The Babbage law suit may be the first FOR NOW, but did the difference engine not use wheels in its construction? Does that not make wheels derivative of SCO IP? There are many earlier law suits to come. At your discretion of course; SCO is in no way a puppet of Canopy. Have it done by Monday.

      Ralph Yarro

    5. Re:SCO, the mother of all operating systems by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      The stone idol! It SPEAKS to me!

  10. They're going right to the source after that... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    When they're done with SGI they'll probably track down Ken Thompson and try to claim that he somehow infringed their IP by writing UNIX in the first place. After all, anything and everything to do with UNIX is clearly SCO's by god-given right.

    Morons.

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    - JRR Tolkien.
    1. Re:They're going right to the source after that... by Phil+John · · Score: 0, Troll

      Typical slashdotter, mucking up the spelling...

      It's MORMONS

      Oh, wait, hang on a sec...

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      I am NaN
    2. Re:They're going right to the source after that... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Sir, I'd like to be the first to say that... I like how you think!

      The SCO battle must be taken to the front on all frontiers, future, present, and past! And don't you think we haven't noticed those unlicensed abacuses...

    3. Re:They're going right to the source after that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's the Rise of the Machines!

      In late 2003, SCO send a Darl McBride model 101, back in time to kill Ken Thompson. Through a bizarre twist of fate, and several time-space continuum paradoxes, Darl McBride disappears up his own arse.

      Bizarrely enough, "SCO Darl McBride" is an anagram of "IBM-scarred clod" - I like that...

    4. Re:They're going right to the source after that... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 3, Interesting
      When they're done with SGI they'll probably track down Ken Thompson and try to claim that he somehow infringed their IP by writing UNIX in the first place.

      Actually, that brings up a question about one of SCO's strategies: they have suggested that owning the copyright to some old Unix code automatically confers ownership of improved new code, as a "derivative work." I think that's BS, but let's pretend they win it: is there something out there that would make SCOs crufty old code a "derivative" work? In other words, if they establish as case-law that new code is owned by some old copyright holder, then can we lay claim to their old code with something even older? It'd be fun to use their own ruling against them.

      Of course, they'll never get that ruling, this is just a "what if?"

    5. Re:They're going right to the source after that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starring Linda Hamilton as Tove Torvalds!

  11. In other related news... by LilGuy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Microsoft announces plans to merge with SCO.

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    You're nothing; like me.
    1. Re:In other related news... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm sorry my friend... I'm sorry, sir... but do you see Bill walking funny? It's time to lay off the funny, sir. It's time for serious grown-up things. Do you see Bill walking funny, and do you see me walking funny? We've taken the anal pledge, my friend. The anal pledge.

      Bill and I are the best kind of business partners. When people ask me, "Is SCO in bed with Microsoft?" I give them my special executive Goatse.cx link. "Yes sir," I say proudly, "Yes sir, I am, and that man was no fudge-virgin, your honour. No sir, he was not. I tasted Stacker and Bungee on his person."

    2. Re:In other related news... by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 0

      You two-timing slut!

      --

      Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
    3. Re:In other related news... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      Chris! Calm down, Christopher!

      We agreed we were going to be an open company, and I promise you, Christopher -- I promise you that I did not kiss Bill on the mouth. This was a one time thing only.

      Please, keep the head down, Christopher. Keep the head down, we need to present a united front. You've got enough to do with SCOSores, too much to do to be causing a conflagration on Slashdot!

    4. Re:In other related news... by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...MiSCOsauce.

  12. Must be the drugs by trolman · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    But a lawsuit is not the only avenue open to SCO: The company has shown a recent preference for more moderate courses of action, such as sending invoices to Linux users rather than taking them to court.

    I for one cannot wait for the invoice to arrive from SCO and figure they are doing this because of the better drugs available in Utah because if they were still in Santa Cruz and given the easy availability of hallucinagins in that part of the world. There must be better drugs available in Utah.

    1. Re:Must be the drugs by stevew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well - as one person already stated - RICO sounds like a good way to respond. If you DO get one of these little lovelies - turn it over to your state attorney general and ask for SCO to be investigated for RICO violations! They are threatening people under color of authority they haven't proved they have in court. IANAL - but that sounds like extortion to me.

      --
      Have you compiled your kernel today??
    2. Re:Must be the drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I for one cannot wait for the invoice to arrive from SCO...

      Oh, I can't wait for SCO to try and invoice one of the big FreeBSD users like Yahoo. USL, who SCO bought, gave us a free pass as part of the settlement of the USL vs. UC Berkeley lawsuit. Can't wait to see how these slippery little shits talk their way past that. Has anyone reported these fuckers to the SEC for running a "Pump and Dump" scam?

    3. Re:Must be the drugs by PrImED73 · · Score: 1

      SCO have got more chance of licking my sack than getting any money out of my moth infested wallet.

      --
      --Mods giveth, Mods taketh away--
    4. Re:Must be the drugs by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Yeah,

      Send me your invoice. I'll send you one of my BMs...

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    5. Re:Must be the drugs by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On Linuxtoday.com there's an article by a guy who says SCO won't sell him "the license" because apparently their salespeople don't know what they are supposed to be selling. Are they afraid to sell small licenses for exactly this reason?

    6. Re:Must be the drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried buying a license myself just to see if i could.. I acted serious and SCO has failed to respond to me. I also did include some heavy detail.. either a) people are flodding their e-mail or b) they have no idea what their new CEO is telling them to do.

      Btw, It's not the drugs, look at me..lol

  13. I suppose it would be too much to hope by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that we'd see RICO (racketeer influenced corrupt organisation) charges brought against SCO (some corrupt organisation).

    *sigh* A man can dream...

    1. Re:I suppose it would be too much to hope by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Funny
      SCO (some corrupt organisation)
      No, no, no! It stands for Smoking Crack Operation. Everyone knows that!
    2. Re:I suppose it would be too much to hope by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would be too much to hope that SGI, or whoever's next, would immediately file counter-suit demanding that SCO "put up, or shut up". Show the code, prove to the world that they have a case, or shut up and let profitable businesses do their thing. Kinda like LinuxTag did in Germany...

    3. Re:I suppose it would be too much to hope by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Not under this administration. Maybe if a democrat gets elected in the next election you'd see some action on that front.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    4. Re:I suppose it would be too much to hope by tfckonichiwa · · Score: 1

      What on earth makes you think this would be any different if a democrat gets elected next year? Most of the new laws that were passed to extend protections for IP and copyrights were passed under a democrat. The democrats are just as bad, if not worse, than the republicans.

    5. Re:I suppose it would be too much to hope by ThenAgain · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. A decent letter campaign to our respective attorneys general specifically requesting a RICO suit or at least an investigation ought to do the trick in one or two states. They are, when it comes down to it, politicians.

  14. SGI's official response by zBoD · · Score: 5, Funny

    is here.

    --
    BoD
    1. Re:SGI's official response by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sir, I will have you leave my mother out of this!

    2. Re:SGI's official response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the moderator missed the poster's name. :)

    3. Re:SGI's official response by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Funny

      Little do they know he's actually a double agent working for the Secret Chimps Organization.

    4. Re:SGI's official response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Funny scores don't account towards your karma anymore, you moron stinking bred carrying piece of non shaving bastard french shit.

    5. Re:SGI's official response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange I would have thought SCO would have picked
      someone besides IBM to sue who had "money".
      SGI as a company has one foot in the grave and the
      other on a slippery surface already.

      Perhaps SCO is now going after "softer" targets.

    6. Re:SGI's official response by Artifex · · Score: 1
      SGI as a company has one foot in the grave and the
      other on a slippery surface already.


      Maybe they actually want to force SGI into an out of court settlement, to avoid a lengthy legal battle that could bankrupt the company, or to cause that bankruptcy. Either would scare other vendors.

      Just wait, write this down - SCO will eventually sue Microsoft or Microsoft will sue SCO, regardless of the "license" SCO sold Microsoft.

      It's going to be Darl vs. Bill: "There can be only one!"

      I respect Bill a lot more, however.
      --
      Get off my launchpad!
    7. Re:SGI's official response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And AC posts don't count towards any getting-dick-shoved-up-your-ass bonus points. Go to K5 you hippy.

    8. Re:SGI's official response by jalet · · Score: 1

      No, it's there :-)

      --
      Votez ecolo : Chiez dans l'urne !
  15. SGI? by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

    Well good to hear SGI is still with us. I thought they were goners...

  16. Shameless blatant self promotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Love the SCO Information Minister is proud to now offer T-shirts and mugs through Cafe Press. Any proceeds will be split between our bandwidth costs and free software legal defense funds. Someone order something quick so we can find out if we need to provide alternate artwork :)

    1. Re:Shameless blatant self promotion by banzai75 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. They need underwear with a picture of Darl... on the inside.

      Buwahahaha!!! Darl fear my chili!!

    2. Re:Shameless blatant self promotion by joebeone · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about "We've come to take your code"

  17. Reply now for exciting business opurtunity! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Funny

    DEAR SIR/MADAM:

    I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOUR BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS BEFORE NOW.
    MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES WORTH AN ESTIMATED $1 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS. IN THE EARLY 1970S THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION DEVELOPED AT GREAT EXPENSE THE COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARE KNOWN AS UNIX. UNFORTUNATELY THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY PROHIBITED THEM FROM SELLING THESE SOFTWARES AND SO THEIR VALUABLE SOURCE CODES REMAINED PRIVATELY HELD. UNDER A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT SOME PROGRAMMERS FROM THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY DID ADD MORE CODES TO THIS OPERATING SYSTEM, INCREASING ITS VALUE, BUT NOT IN ANY WAY TO DILUTE OR DISPARAGE OUR FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERSHIP OF THESE CODES, DESPITE ANY AGREEMENT BETWEEN AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH AND THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF BERKELEY, WHICH AGREEMENT WE DENY AND DISAVOW. IN THE YEAR 1984 A CHANGE OF REGIME IN MY COUNTRY ALLOWED THE AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CORPORATION TO MAKE PROFITS FROM THESE SOFTWARES. IN THE YEAR 1990 OWNERSHIP OF THESE SOFTWARES WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE CORPORATION UNIX SYSTEM LABORATORIES. IN THE YEAR 1993 THIS CORPORATION WAS SOLD TO THE CORPORATION NOVELL. IN THE YEAR 1994 SOME EMPLOYEES OF NOVELL FORMED THE CORPORATION CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, WHICH BEGAN TO DISTRIBUTE AN UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM KNOWN AS LINUX. IN THE YEAR 1995 NOVELL SOLD THE UNIX SOFTWARE CODES TO SCO. IN THE YEAR 2001 OCCURRED A SEPARATION OF SCO, AND THE SCO BRAND NAME AND UNIX CODES WERE ACQUIRED BY THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL, AND IN THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL WAS RENAMED SCO GROUP, OF WHICH I CURRENTLY SERVE AS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER.

    MY ASSOCIATES AND I OF THE SCO GROUP ARE THEREFORE THE FULL AND RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM SOFTWARES KNOWN AS UNIX. OUR ENGINEERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT NO FEWER THAN SEVENTY (70) LINES OF OUR VALUABLE AND PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODES HAVE APPEARED IN THE UPSTART OPERATING SYSTEM LINUX. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THIS GIVES US A CLAIM ON THE MILLIONS OF LINES OF VALUABLE SOFTWARE CODES WHICH COMPRISE THIS LINUX AND WHICH HAS BEEN SOLD AT GREAT PROFIT TO VERY MANY BUSINESS ENTERPRISES. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE ADVISED US THAT OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THESE CODES IS WORTH AN ESTIMATED ONE (1) BILLION U.S. DOLLARS.

    UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY EXTRACTING OUR FUNDS FROM THESE COMPUTER SOFTWARES. TO THIS EFFECT I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE BY MY COLLEAGUES TO CONTACT YOU AND ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. WE ARE PREPARED TO SELL YOU A SHARE IN THIS ENTERPRISE, WHICH WILL SOON BE VERY PROFITABLE, THAT WILL GRANT YOU THE RIGHTS TO USE THESE VALUABLE SOFTWARES IN YOUR BUSINESS ENTERPRISE. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE AT THIS TIME TO SET A PRICE ON THESE RIGHTS. THEREFORE IT IS OUR RESPECTFUL SUGGESTION, THAT YOU MAY BE IMMEDIATELY A PARTY TO THIS ENTERPRISE, BEFORE OTHERS ACCEPT THESE LUCRATIVE TERMS, THAT YOU SEND US THE NUMBER OF A BANKING ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN WITHDRAW FUNDS OF A SUITABLE AMOUNT TO GUARANTEE YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ENTERPRISE. AS AN ALTERNATIVE YOU MAY SEND US THE NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR MAJOR CREDIT CARD, OR YOU MAY SEND TO US A SIGNED CHECK FROM YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT PAYABLE TO "SCO GROUP" AND WITH THE AMOUNT LEFT BLANK FOR US TO CONVENIENTLY SUPPLY.

    KINDLY TREAT THIS REQUEST AS VERY IMPORTANT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. I HONESTLY ASSURE YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL AND RISK-FREE.

    1. Re:Reply now for exciting business opurtunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      DEAR SIR/MADAM:

      I AM MR. DARL MCBRIDE...

      ...Because lowercase letters have been used by the SCO development team. I am typing in upper case as not to infringe IP rights

    2. Re:Reply now for exciting business opurtunity! by BenV666 · · Score: 1

      Aaaargh, my eyes!!!! :) Good thing this kind of trash will not show up in my mail. Dear SpamAssassin takes care of that: Content analysis details: (7.6 points, 5.0 required) pts, rule name, description 1.9, DATE_MISSING, Missing Date: header 0.6, TO_MALFORMED, To: has a malformed address 2.3, DEAR_SOMETHING, BODY: Contains 'Dear (something)' 0.5, RISK_FREE, BODY: Risk free. Suuurreeee.... 2.3, GUARANTEE, BODY: Contains word 'guarantee' in all-caps 0.0, UPPERCASE_75_100, message body is 75-100% uppercase

    3. Re:Reply now for exciting business opurtunity! by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Here's that post in human-readable format, although I must confess I haven't read it. Hey, our filesystem's down and I'm bored, okay? Dear Sir/Madam: I am Mr. Darl McBride currently serving as the president and chief executive officer of the SCO group, formerly known as caldera systems international, in Lindon, Utah, united states of America. I know this letter might surprise your because we have had no previous communications or business dealings before now. My associates have recently made claim to computer software worth an estimated $1 billion U.S. dollars. I am writing to you in confidence because we urgently require your assistance to obtain these funds. In the early 1970s the American telephone and telegraph corporation developed at great expense the computer operating system software known as Unix. Unfortunately the laws of my country prohibited them from selling these softwares and so their valuable source codes remained privately held. Under a special arrangement some programmers from the California university of Berkeley did add more codes to this operating system, increasing its value, but not in any way to dilute or disparage our full and rightful ownership of these codes, despite any agreement between American telephone and telegraph and the California university of Berkeley, which agreement we deny and disavow. In the year 1984 a change of regime in my country allowed the American telephone and telegraph corporation to make profits from these softwares. In the year 1990 ownership of these softwares was transferred to the corporation Unix system laboratories. In the year 1993 this corporation was sold to the corporation Novell. In the year 1994 some employees of Novell formed the corporation caldera systems international, which began to distribute an upstart operating system known as Linux. In the year 1995 Novell sold the Unix software codes to SCO. In the year 2001 occurred a separation of SCO, and the SCO brand name and Unix codes were acquired by the caldera systems international, and in the following year the caldera systems international was renamed SCO group, of which i currently serve as chief executive officer. My associates and I of the SCO group are therefore the full and rightful owners of the operating system softwares known as Unix. Our engineers have discovered that no fewer than seventy (70) lines of our valuable and proprietary source codes have appeared in the upstart operating system Linux. As you can plainly see, this gives us a claim on the millions of lines of valuable software codes which comprise this Linux and which has been sold at great profit to very many business enterprises. Our legal experts have advised us that our contribution to these codes is worth an estimated one (1) billion u.s. dollars. Unfortunately we are having difficulty extracting our funds from these computer softwares. To this effect i have been given the mandate by my colleagues to contact you and ask for your assistance. We are prepared to sell you a share in this enterprise, which will soon be very profitable, that will grant you the rights to use these valuable softwares in your business enterprise. Unfortunately we are not able at this time to set a price on these rights. Therefore it is our respectful suggestion, that you may be immediately a party to this enterprise, before others accept these lucrative terms, that you send us the number of a banking account where we can withdraw funds of a suitable amount to guarantee your participation in this enterprise. As an alternative you may send us the number and expiration date of your major credit card, or you may send to us a signed check from your banking account payable to "SCO group" and with the amount left blank for us to conveniently supply. Kindly treat this request as very important and strictly confidential. I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% legal and risk-free. SCO CEO McBride

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    4. Re:Reply now for exciting business opurtunity! by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Now I know what the fuck all this SCO stuff is all about. Thanks for the easy to read Nigerian scam version.

  18. Offtopic, I know, but... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the original IBM lawsuit it occurred to me that it isn't SCO that's going to be using the Chewbacca defence after all, but IBM. After all, isn't it wookies that rip people's arms off if they lose? ;-)

    --
    "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
    - JRR Tolkien.
    1. Re:Offtopic, I know, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they rip people's arms off if they LOSE. Thus the sound advice that you should always let them win.

      So if IBM's following that strategy, they don't want SCO to lose, or SCO will get angry and rip their arms off. No, wait, if SCO wins, IBM will get mad and rip SCO's arms off.

      None of this makes any sense. IBM will win BY ripping SCO's arms off. And their legs too.

      Another frighteningly serious Slashdot Star Wars discussion.

  19. SCO's Business Model (tm) by travisbecker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally I think SCO has chosen to craft their business model after an urban legend.

    Travis

  20. Coffee and SCO by Pro_Piracy_Guy · · Score: 0

    Yep... the day just wouldn't be the same without a SCO story, to bad it didn't show up in the morning with my coffee.

    1. Re:Coffee and SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean want a Java and SCO story?

  21. Kinda gross, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SCO's turned into a flock of geese: leaving shit wherever they go.

    Their IP "theories" threaten everyone - which is why I don't think Microsoft is really behind all this. MS has used BSD code a lot - and under McBride's warped view SCO probably owns that, too. Of course, MS will feed this dragon as long as it's trying to eat Linux, but SCO would turn on MS, too.

  22. SCO vs RIAA by Neppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until SCO sues the RIAA for infringing on its patented process of public relations?

    1. Re:SCO vs RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hilarious comment, however I think it might happen the other way around. (yeah, yeah, if I knew better I'd be going to law school or something.)

    2. Re:SCO vs RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the RIAA is alot different and the RIAA is actually right compared to SCO.
      It's obviously anyone who says otherwise is smoking alot of crack

  23. Hey guess what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There won't be an SCO after IBM is done with them. So it doesn't matter. How about a more interesting story like the this

    1. Re:Hey guess what by mobiux · · Score: 1
  24. In other news... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeff Bezos will be suing SCO for violating Amazon.com's patent on frivolous litigation. However, it looks like the patent might be rescended because their is too much prior art.

    --
    Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did prior art ever mean anything to the PTO.

    2. Re:In other news... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
      When did prior art ever mean anything to the PTO? you ask????

      They rejected my patent on being an @$$]-[0|_3 based on too much prior art.

      --
      Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  25. No "speculation" needed by hysterion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    SCO has proof positive!

    1. Re:No "speculation" needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded this offtopic must have missed the IRIX logo on this SCO IP.

    2. Re:No "speculation" needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how SCO changed the picture on this page. Would it that they're reading Slashdot?!

  26. SCO's 2nd next target: *BSD by Jeff+Breker · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait for SCO to accuse *BSD of infringing SCO's IP (or whatever SCO is calling it these days)...

    1. Re:SCO's 2nd next target: *BSD by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for SCO to accuse *BSD of infringing SCO's IP

      Din't they already hint at it? See the comment: ""But what about BSD?" I asked. Sontag responded that there "could be issues with the [BSD] settlement agreement," adding that Berkeley may not have lived up to all of its commitments under the settlement."

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
  27. SCO's Property Laws by Nighttime · · Score: 5, Funny

    These are the toddler's property laws, but could equally apply to SCO.

    If I like it - it's mine.

    If it's in my hand - it's mine.

    If I can take it from you - it's mine.

    It I had it a little while ago - it's mine.

    If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

    If I'm doing or building something - all the pieces are mine.

    If it looks just like mine - it is mine.

    If I saw it first - it's mine.

    If you are playing with something and you put it down -

    it automatically becomes mine.

    If it's broken - it's yours!

    --
    I've got a fever and the only prescription is more COBOL.
    1. Re:SCO's Property Laws by cperciva · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it's broken - it's yours!

      Oh, so *that's* why SCO isn't suing Microsoft.

    2. Re:SCO's Property Laws by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that those are toddlers property laws? and not my ex-wifes?

      --
      http://Lenny.com
    3. Re:SCO's Property Laws by bstadil · · Score: 1
      and not my ex-wifes?

      I feel your pain, hope for your sake you meant wife's and not wifes'

      ;-)

      --
      Help fight continental drift.
    4. Re:SCO's Property Laws by rjch · · Score: 1

      First time I've ever seen a reply I would *love* to moderate "Flamebait +1"... :)

    5. Re:SCO's Property Laws by dotgain · · Score: 1

      If it's plural, it's wives

    6. Re:SCO's Property Laws by raventh1 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft settles because it has a broken product, SCO wants an ass whooping, Not an easy fight.

  28. J- what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This scared the hell outta me:
    "much like they claim JFS is".
    The first time I saw it I thought it's JSF (Joint Strike Fighter), although it would be cool to have a servier able to fly at mach speeds.

  29. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to make you paranoid, but it looks like someone is purposely stalking you around and modding you down all the time.

  30. AAARGGHH by LS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Jesus Christ Fuck! When is someone going to lob a mortar into the SCO offices and put an end to this fucking insanity?!!??!

    --
    There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
    1. Re:AAARGGHH by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      Anyone in the area?

      The SCO Group
      355 South 520 West
      Suite 100
      Lindon, Utah 84042 USA

    2. Re:AAARGGHH by ejsgid · · Score: 0

      Yup. Eggs or Doggie-doo?

    3. Re:AAARGGHH by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the spirit of open source, I would point out that you have the ability to do this yourself. That's one of the benefits of open source over closed source: in the closed source world, you bitch and moan about things, but can do little else; whereas, in the open source world, you can bitch and moan about things, and people will tell you to STFU and do it yourself if you want it so bad.

      Welcome to the revolution.

    4. Re:AAARGGHH by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Maybe if we all take up a collection, we can get a good arsonist to go torch their crib.

      --
      // TODO: Insert Cool Sig
    5. Re:AAARGGHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go down to salt lake city by the greyhound station and pay some kid there to do it pay him half of the cash, than find the nearest greyhound station to lindon and rent a locker there (put in the other half of the cash) and have him call you for you to tell him where you put the key.

  31. Don't tell /. pessemists/cynics. by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    The response will be that Microsoft will donate enough campaign money to invade all three countries for being 'communist'. And they'll be serious.

    --
    -Libertarian secular transhumanist
    1. Re:Don't tell /. pessemists/cynics. by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Man, you're stuck in the '60s. The US doesn't invade countries for being communist any more. We can only understand one evil -ism at a time.

  32. Jeff Spicoli Uinveristy by niko9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of a scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont high, where Jeff Spicoli has a pizza pie delivered to class. When the professor fumes at why he's disrupting his class time, Spicolli retorts "If, like, I'm here, and like, you're here, does'nt that make that our time?"

    With SCO's asshat logic, McBide must be and alumin of that same school or a long lost relative of Spicolli.

    P.S. The professor agrees with his obtuse student, and proceeds to hand a out a piece of the pie to all the students. ;)

  33. Re:Japan,China ,South Korea to develop alternative by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    They could have just used Linux if they wanted an alternative but now they realize that companies like SCO are in Linux picture so they want something of their own.....

    Or maybe Linux is a kernel, and not an operating system. Then, they can use the Linux kernel and build an entire operating system on top of it.

    Or just use BSD. Er, excuse me, I meant OSX.

    --
    Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  34. SGI had their eyes open... by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wrote a paper on the subject of SGI donating XFS after interviewing someone there at the time they made their announcement (~May 20, 1999). I just looked up the paper and found the following quote:

    "Currently, SGI is clearing the source code of any legal restrictions; it expects to be able to make the code openly available by the end of the summer. "

    Ensuring they were free-and-clear to donate XFS under an open source license was *not* an afterthought for SGI. There was concern among all the major UNIX vendors of IP entanglement with Linux, and SGI was the first to openly pledge to donate a chunk of their core UNIX technology. (IBM donated some non-core stuff earlier, and core stuff like JFS later.)

    SCO's claim that XFS or JFS are derivative works of SVR4/5 remains, to me, highly dubious.

    Too bad for SGI, the last thing they need these days is lawsuits. SCO can't hope for a lot of money, but maybe they're hoping for weaker resistance?

    --LP

    1. Re:SGI had their eyes open... by Eminor · · Score: 1

      SCO can't hope for a lot of money, but maybe they're hoping for weaker resistance?

      Maybe they are hoping for legal precedence.

    2. Re:SGI had their eyes open... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are hoping for legal precedence.

      On what point?

      As I posted before, only by taking SGI (or anyone else) to court and winning does SCO set legal precedence.

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  35. Not to be excessively paranoid.. by cmowire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not to be excessively paranoid, but SGI makes a great strategic choice for SCO to sue.

    They, unlike IBM, don't have buckets of cash in the bank to throw at a legal defense. If SCO can force SGI to do their bidding and potentially spit out some documentation that makes IBM's case look bad, they will be at a better position to take on IBM.

    1. Re:Not to be excessively paranoid.. by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SGI will likely just ask for a postponement until the IBM case is settled, or, that failing, use stalling tactics until IBM is done eviscerating SCO. Notice how SCO has yet to see the light of a courtroom, lotsa talk, not much walk. SGI may not have buckets of cash but they're still a 10x bigger fish than SCO.

      --

      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
  36. -_- by dkermit007 · · Score: 1

    Aight...whos with me to go deliver a high "impact" package to the heads of SCO?

    1. Re:-_- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't think they'd be dumb enough to actually go into their offices, do you?

    2. Re:-_- by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 0

      Nigga please. Fuck wid me, ya fuck wit mah whole damn posse. Ya know what I'm saying? The SCO crew aint down wit that eye for an eye bullshit. You take an eye, I'll take your motherfuckin head. You come talkin that trash in my hood, my homies and I gonna pull your cord. Word.

      --

      Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
    3. Re:-_- by psyco484 · · Score: 1
      Oh Oh! This is great!

      Clear evidence that SCO is the one ripping off other's IP, not the other way around!

      Let me elaborate. As can clearly be seen here, the line "The SCO crew aint down wit that eye for an eye bullshit. You take an eye, I'll take your motherfuckin head." is clearly just an obfuscated version of MC Hawking's, All My Shootings be Drivebys: "Don't fuck with the Hawkman, 'cause the Hawkman ain't down with that eye for an eye bullshit. Fuck that! You take an eye and I'll take your motherfucking head!".

      I believe it's clear now, that UNIX belongs to Mr. S. Hawking, aka MC Hawking, and not the SCO group. Well, at least that logic makes more sense than some of the stuff SCO has tried to pull....

  37. Article did touch on malloc by twemperor · · Score: 1

    One fact not mentioned in the article that would support SGI being the next target is the malloc code they claimed was infringing at this years SCOForum was copyrighted SGI

    Second, in an August presentation at which SCO detailed some of its complaints about Linux code, Sontag described SGI file system software called XFS in a list of "examples of significant infringing derivative works" contributed to versions 2.4 or 2.5 of the heart, or kernel, of Linux.

    One of the examples in the presentation linked to by the article, was of course the SGI copyrighted malloc implementation.

  38. Re:While SCO can be found by soliaus · · Score: 1
    here

    Hey man, got a dollar?

    --
    Speaking at Defcon 12 - Credit Card Networks Revisted: Pen
  39. You don't use a "defense"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..when you're the one suing. Only defendants use a defense. Instead of watching South Park, you need to watch more Law And Order.

  40. Re:Free the mallocs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must not remember the 80's, huh? Not a particularly fun time.

    I suggest you look a little more into the Iran/Contra affair and its legality before making such reckless comparisons.

  41. This almost makes me think MS is behind all this. by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have always been somewhat suspicious that there is a significant SCO-Microsoft connection, but the possibility that SGI is next on their hit-list just increases my worry.

    SGI is a company that MS has every reason in the world to want to crush. They have traditionally been a major Unix vendor, they produce high-end graphics workstations that compete directly with popular Wintel solutions, and at one point they spurned Microsoft by dropping an ill-fated line of x86 workstations. And, making matters even worse (for SGI; better for MS), SGI is already suffering financially. This would be a great time for MS to crush them under their heel.

    It is entirely possible that MS is pulling some strings here. SGI's target market and SCO's are wholly different, and I really don't see any reason why they (as opposed to HP/Digital/Compaq or any other Unix vendor) would be a real target. It just seems odd. SGI builds graphics workstations, and SCO provides general-purpose workhorse Unix OSes to businesses. Unless MS were involved, why would SCO pick on SGI in particular?

  42. All your source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bishop: What happen?
    Escher: Someone set up us the bomb
    Pratt: We get signal
    Bishop: What!
    Pratt: Main screen turn on.

    Bishop: It's you!!
    McBride: How are you gentlemen!!
    McBride:: All your source are belong to us
    McBride:: You are on the way to destruction

    Bishop: What you say?
    McBride: You have no chance to survive make your time
    McBride:: Ha ha ha ....
    Pratt: Captain!!

    Captain: Take off every 'SUG'!!
    Captain: Move 'SUG'.
    Captain: For great justice.

    1. Re:All your source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might have been funny if it wasn't so painful to read...

  43. SCO WINS, according to quantum theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If parts of quantum theory holds true, all possibilies exist in alternate universes, therefore SCO must own this IP if they can correctly access the correct universe, IE construct a temporal rift and merge our universe with the SCO universe to demonstrate this ownership. Of course, if they mistakenly open the wrong rift, ravenous space zombies will devour them. But I think this is a risk well worth taking in order to protect IP rights. After all, Linux is STEALING and doesn't that justify just about anything?

  44. flaw in your logic by SHEENmaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO OpenServer is quite broken, and they have yet to give it away.

    --
    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
    1. Re:flaw in your logic by Splab · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is no one wants it :)

    2. Re:flaw in your logic by RealityShunt · · Score: 1


      Slashdot needs a +1 "Funny but True" moderation.....

      Sigh. 10 more days to the end of OpenServer at work! Yay!

      realityshunt

      --
      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
  45. oh dear oh dear by madmarcel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ah..my daily /. SCOverdose

    Yet more lawsuits...hmmm...hey wait, there is someone left to sue? Who haven't they sued?!?

    "OK, can everybody who is getting sued by SCO move over to this side please!!!"

    <<shuffle shuffle shuffle>>

    "Ok, so what does that leave?"

    "Ah, Mr. Gates, as expected...and who is that hiding behind you there?"

    "Why...it's ....."

    1. Re:oh dear oh dear by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Is this some type of cliff hanger that we have to tune in to the next /. SCO-Episode to find out?

      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
  46. Re:Free the mallocs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Side note: IMO, Reagan was one of the better Presidents in my lifetime/recollection.
    But let me guess, you are suffering from the same problems as Reagan. Rose colored glasses, and absolutly not thinking processes?

  47. BSD Settlement ultimate target by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If SCO can invalidate the BSD settlement, then SCO can potentially claim ownership of much of the BSD-derived code in the kernel. Now that would present problems!

    The only counter argument to this is that SCO has already "blessed" much of the BSD-derived code by stating that the 2.2 kernel series are clean.

    --
    The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    1. Re:BSD Settlement ultimate target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the BSD settlement was 'invalidated', the BSD copyright holders could sue for removal of the BSD copyright by SCO and others.

      Now, if you have any proof to back up your wild-assed guess, please post it.

    2. Re:BSD Settlement ultimate target by screenrc · · Score: 1
      But BSD code was released into public domain,
      and SCO released a lot of BSD under the GPL.


      I think SCO mut prove that California is
      an independent country; thus, the BSD selltlement
      is not legally binding in Idaho.

    3. Re:BSD Settlement ultimate target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Funny? I mean, they can already use BSD code freely, they just have to add a copyright notice. Breaking the BSD license would mean that SCO could get sued (assuming that without a license, the code goes back to original copyright status).

  48. Be very, very, quiet. I'm hunting violators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny. Although the way things are headed. The question will not be: who are they suing next, but who are they NOT suing?

  49. Something is Terribly Wrong by NJVil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A change in Darl's approach might be needed soon.

    Even with the latest announcement threatening to litigate, SCO's stock price is not up. Perhaps investors are finally wising up now that Darl and his fellow execs have already dumped most of their stock.

    Hey, it's possible!

    1. Re:Something is Terribly Wrong by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 0

      Well, its not like I like selling off my own company's stock. But you know, this Crack is really expensive stuff..

      --

      Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
    2. Re:Something is Terribly Wrong by Discopete · · Score: 4, Informative

      They've already dumped some of their common stock. However, these sales were "Planned" as in a 10b5-1 program that allows Insiders and Directors (holders of 10%+ of total outstanding common stock) to sell without violating SEC regs. If you look at the Form 4's filed with the SEC and visible here you'll see that the majority of the sales were for blocks of 5,000 shares.

      SCO's CFO stated in a conference call that the total shares that the executives sold was 117,000. Which is less than 1.5% of the stock owned by insiders and that the majority of that was sold to cover taxes on "Restricted Stock Grants" that the company made to them.

      There is a huge difference between common and restricted stock. The main one being that normally the holder of restricted stock cannot sell it for a set period of time, normally anywhere from 1 to 10 years thus locking in the share-holder and effectively basing their rewards upon the success or failure of the company.
      The reason for the need to pay taxes on the restricted shares is that the IRS views them as "Income" when granted and thus taxes them accordingly.

    3. Re:Something is Terribly Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe you could moderate for money when you have points :).

      ~~~

  50. BSD is safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " When they're done with SGI they'll probably track down Ken Thompson and try to claim that he somehow infringed their IP by writing UNIX in the first place. After all, anything and everything to do with UNIX is clearly SCO's by god-given right. "

    The fact that they haven't been suing the BSD's (a point that crowd is vocal about ) kind of shoots that path down.

  51. you are now subject to CRIMINAL prosecution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If McBride gets capped, the FBI will be knocking on your door my friend.

    1. Re:you are now subject to CRIMINAL prosecution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, he was just talking about beating McBride with a b-stik.

  52. First Law of Diplomacy (or Negotation) by jrst · · Score: 1

    What's mine is mine. What's yours is negotiable.

    1. Re:First Law of Diplomacy (or Negotation) by demon · · Score: 1

      More like "What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine, and what's mine ain't yours."

      --

      Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
  53. isn't that like.. by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    a dead horse trying to ride a dead horse?

    I'm mean SGI is not doing that well themselves, just look at the number of people they laid off. They're hanging in there, but I doubt they have loads of cash. At most SCO could get IRIX, and who buys IRIX new these days?

    --

    Only 'flamers' flame!
    Does slashdot hate my posts?

    1. Re:isn't that like.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're looking to acquire SGI's proprietary password recovery system. You never have to worry about loosing your root password, because you can always break back into the system remotely!

  54. How moderate... by greppling · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:

    The company has shown a recent preference for more moderate courses of action, such as sending invoices to Linux users rather than taking them to court.

    Wow. How bad must you behave until sending out invoices to end users, without backing up your claims by any substantial public explanations, is considered a "moderate course of action"???

    1. Re:How moderate... by jokkebk · · Score: 1

      This is just the new SCO business model:

      1. Profit
      2. ...
      n. Litigate

      You see, it surely gives you a lot quicker return of investment, the profit thing being first!

      (they just have to be careful for step n+1. "bankrupt")

      --
      http://codeandlife.com
  55. more proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet more proof the sco people (sic) have been hitting ye olde crack pipe a little to hard. WTF do they expect to get out of sgi anyway? I mean, like, is there even anyone left there? Let alone anything of value. What's next? sco is going to start sueing random homeless people? Hell, this may even be better for sco, they might get a few returnable bottles or cans.........

  56. But....! by Chris+Sontag · · Score: 0

    IBM started it!

    --

    Chris Sontag - Senior Vice President and General Manager, SCOsource
  57. So many lawsuits... by IbmSockPuppet · · Score: 5, Funny

    so little time. How will they fit in time to dump their stock? Priorities and all that.

    --


    Cmon. Admit it. You thought about doing this but decided to be mature. I can't believe I got this name.
  58. I missread that for a moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Morons...

    For a moment I thought you wrote Mormons

    Then I noticed that it really was Morons...

    Then I realized that maybe I read it right the first time - SCO are both Mormons and Morons.

    (Nothing against Mormons)

  59. Apparently they keep an eye on /. by PigeonGB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.sco.com/products/authentication/
    Used to have the awesome IT guy with the Red Hat, which was since photoshopped out, which has since been replaced with a photo of a woman. B-)

    --
    I have 3656.9 Bogomips. How many Bogomips do you have?
    1. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by weave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what they charge for that product, you know, the thing that is basically pam_krb5.

    2. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/pam-krb5

      The license is GPL. The developer(s) should sue SCO right now and demand to see all the source.

      The passivity of the Linux community in the face of this SCO bullshit astonishes me. Why hasn't Linus sued SCO? Alan?

      Amazing.

    3. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Interesting. SCO must be reading /.

      Let us know when you get your invoices, editors.

      We should plan a party.

    4. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative

      They may be able to change the the present and the future, but they can't change the past. The Wayback Machine captured the original page...or at least the original image.

    5. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the Red Hat?

    6. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      "He who controls the past, controls the present and the future..."

      How long before SCO sues because of an "invalid" cache of a copyrighted work?

      --
      "If there's hope, it lies in the proles..."
    7. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Informative

      The SCO page never had a red hat. It was always blackened out. Here is an example of the real image with the red hat in it.

    8. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      OMG, after you posted this you inadvertantly slashdotted the past!?!?!

      --
      Can I get an eye poke?
      Dog House Forum
    9. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This woman seemed familiar..
      http://support.novell.com/img/n_t2_ima ge-support.j pg

      Seen her for like over a year.

    10. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by daf00masta · · Score: 1

      "It's not dumb. It's advaaaaaanced." "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now!" "Aw, it likes me!"

      you got it wrong.... its: "it's not stupid. It's advaaaaanced."

    11. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by mj01nir · · Score: 4, Funny

      http://support.novell.com/
      Does she look familiar?

      --
      the no .sig .sig
    12. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Informative


      Looks like SCO (or maybe Center 7) is just pulling its images from other sites. Wouldn't it be great if SCO got sued by Corbis of one of the other photo banks for stealing their intellectual property? Irony, thy name is SCO.

      BTW, here is a quote from Novell's legal page:

      "Design/Layout

      The design or layout of the Novell.com website or any other Novell owned, operated, licensed or controlled site is the property of Novell, Inc. Elements of Novell websites are protected by copyright, trade dress and other laws and may not be copied or imitated in whole or in part. No logo, graphic, sound or image from any Novell website may be copied or retransmitted unless expressly permitted by Novell. Please report any such instances of use to permission@novell.com."

      If anyone at Novell is reading this, PLEASE direct notice of this violation of your image to your legal department. I honestly find it hard to believe that anyone at Novell would give SCO permission to use *anything* Novell is in a position to deny.

    13. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Novell should sue SCO for going beyond their agreement and stealing website elements.

      Sure, it's just another stock image. But can't Novell claim infringement in this direct juxtaposition of the same content by a competing company. It's almost like someone is using something that doesn't belong to them, that really belongs to a third party. Wait, that sounds almost like the SCO lawsuit, nobody would believe it. Never mind.

      --
      Get off my launchpad!
    14. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by PigeonGB · · Score: 1

      You are right. I shall change my profile immediately.

      --
      I have 3656.9 Bogomips. How many Bogomips do you have?
    15. Re:Apparently they keep an eye on /. by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      They don't have to read slashdot, they just have to look at the webserver access logs to see what pages have been referring folks. Even SCO probably knows how to do that.

  60. Re:You owe Ozzy Osbourne $50.... by kuwan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No, we all owe Ozzy Osbourne $699 per eye because we all read the comment.

  61. Anagram time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'SCO Darl McBride'
    'IBM-scarred clod'

  62. RICO and SCO Group by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems SCO Group's new false invoice issuance for linux users and dsitributors make sit an ideal candidate for a RICO suit..

    Is this OPneSource's next legal strategy?

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
    1. Re:RICO and SCO Group by gnutechguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't it strange that SCO constantly threatens to issue their bogus "invoices" yet no one who contacts SCO can get a straight answer about obtaining said license.

      I contacted scoinfo@scosales.com asking (nicely) about the licenses and proof of infringement. All I got was a link to SCO's lie-ridden March 6 press release and a threat to be BILLED for asking so many questions. They also wanted to know if I wanted to buy SCO Unix. They answered NO questions about Linux licenses.

      --

      ... and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise
  63. Fascinating. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, exactly, does SGI have left to bleed?

    Has anyone at SCO actually LOOKED at SGI lately? They haven't exactly taken the last few years well.

  64. No thanks,I compiled at the office by trolman · · Score: 1

    Yea well our state AG is not up on them there technology issues. Roy is busy with the State Fair contracts the past couple of years and simpley does not have the time nor resources to deal with this 'white collar' stuff.

  65. But SGI can't afford SCO by Kludge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone, even SCO concedes that one of the prime reason for suing IBM is to get bought out. SGI probably doesn't have that sort of cash, especially now that SCO's stock has jumped.

    1. Re:But SGI can't afford SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone, even SCO concedes that one of the prime reason for suing IBM is to get bought out. SGI probably doesn't have that sort of cash, especially now that SCO's stock has jumped.

      Getting bought out was Plan A. After that flopped, Plan B is the current pump-and-dump stock scheme. Announcing another lawsuit will give their stock a nice little boost for a few days. Look for some executives to sell more stock on Monday or Tuesday of next week.

    2. Re:But SGI can't afford SCO by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not sure if plan A has been actually abandoned.

      IBM seems to have decided that it's cheaper to sue SCO into oblivion at this point. Which makes Plan B a nice option to get some money out of the deal. Plus, if IBM changes their mind, a higher stock price means that IBM has to pay more, which means that they make more.

    3. Re:But SGI can't afford SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm not sure if plan A has been actually abandoned.

      Well, I'm sure SCO wouldn't object if IBM offered to buy them out, but that's unlikely at this point.

      IBM seems to have decided that it's cheaper to sue SCO into oblivion at this point.

      I don't think it's a matter of cheaper. IBM has a policy of not negotiating with IP terrorists, otherwise every failing computer company that can still hire a lawyer would be suing them trying to get bought out. So even though it more expensive in the short term, it's less expensive in the long-run to countersue SCO into the ground.

  66. Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XFS by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Six months after its announcement it would release XFS, IP issues were still a concern. A Slashdot thread refers to comments made by Dave McAllister, SGI's Directory of Technical Strategy in a (now-linkdead) article, saying:

    "SGI will devolve elements of its proprietary software and operating system Irix, such as its XFS journalling file system,to Linux as soon as it clears the legal roadblocks surrounding the intellectual property. ... 'As the code is cleaned, we will release it,' [McAllister] said."

    That said, I'm at a loss to explain how SGI stuffed things like that ancient malloc.c into Linux. Perhaps things got sloppy or it was never noticed because someone had previously removed copyright notices? (Apparently this has been a problem at SCO as well, removing BSD license notices internally...)

    You know, the ironic thing about this whole SCO uproar is that people have long bitched that the GPL was so viral... well look how viral the closed source SVR4/5 license apparently was!

    --LP

    P.S. A short history of XFS and Linux, Slashdot-style:

    Here's a LinuxToday article and the original Slashdot thread covering that May 20, 1999 announcement.

    Three months later, in August 1999, Slashdot covered that the XFS donation would be GPL (not just 'open source')

    A year after that, the XFS beta arrived on Slashdot (September 2000), and

    After two more years, XFS was merged into the Linux 2.5 kernel September 2002.

  67. can_of_worms osf ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummm....

    "Archive-name: dec-faq/osf1 - Last-modified: Sun Jan 16 16:51:33 EST 1994 - Version: 1.6" [snip]

    "The "Alpha AXP Freeware CD," which is shipped with the DEC OSF/1
    software distribution, has many popular programs in both source and
    binary form. The current Alpha Freeware CD-ROM can also be ordered
    from DECdirect, order number QA-0PSAA-H8. The price is $12 US.

    The Freeware CD is mounted on some Internet machines, including
    gatekeeper.dec.com and ftp.Uni-Koeln.de, for anonymous FTP.

    Many programs are also available in ftp.ncsa.uiuc.edu:/DEC_Alpha.

    The alpha-osf-managers archive (see below) also has some programs." [snip]

    ever stop to think this is 'all' a diversion? - a soured os/2 developer

  68. Next target - SCO Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since at least August, SCO have been floating the idea of sending invoices to Linux users. It's even been reported, seemingly incorrectly, back in August, that SCO was beginning to send invoices. The invoice story has been taken up with a vengence in the last few days, for example, here, here and here.

    SCO Australia says the invoicing plan doesn't "ring true" and contradicts very recent strategy discussions. Unfortunately, SCO USA's Blake Stowell, doesn't seem to have yet responded to SCO Australia's request for clarification. SCO Australia also says that they're unsure about the question of invoices being sent in the US even though there are reports on the web [examples: here, here and here] about just such a thing being planned.

  69. Huh? by chaidawg · · Score: 1

    Why is SCO suing SG1? Does the stargate run linux?

    1. Re:Huh? by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      Yes. The race of ancients who made the original stargates were sued out of existence by SCO long ago, leaving Apophus and the rest of the Goauld to run the universe with the help of Microsoft.

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please save the /. readership

  70. Re:-_-Fruit fight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Aight...whos with me to go deliver a high "impact" package to the heads of SCO?"

    You're going to hit them with a fruitcake?

  71. Re:Next target - SCO Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lindon UTAH, September 6th - SCO Group, Inc. (NASDAQ:SCOX) announced a three trillion dollar law suit against SCO's Australian subsiduary today.

    Senior Vice President of SCO's licensing division, Chris Sontag, said "We have evidence of direct line-by-line copying and unauthorized derivative code of SCO's Unixware software, being present in Unixware. Unixware is, in material part, an unauthorized derivate of Unixware."

    SCO Group, Inc. also announced a Unixware licensing program for those SCO Australia's users who were concerned about liability for violating SCO's IP rights. President and CEO, Darl McBride, said "SCO Australia's users should consult with counsel about their legal risks for using Unixware", and added "We have a solution that gets you clean, and keeps you out of the court room.".

    SCO's Communications Director Blake Stowell, added that SCO is preparing to send invoices to SCO Australia's Unixware users.

    Senior Analyst at the Yankee Group, Laura DiDio, queried why SCO Australia is not indemnifying their customers against SCO's IP claims.

    SCOX stock was up $0.76 (7.4%) today as a result of the news, and upon rumors that IBM contained the letters S, C, and O in the longer version of their company name.

    In a CNBC commentary, Jonathan Cohen of JHC Capital Management, commented that he expects SCO to earn $1.33 per share in the next 12 months, independent of any money received due to litigation. Cohen also pointed out that the International Business Maxines Corporation may also be infringing on SCOX's proprietary letter X.

    IBM declined to comment on this story.

  72. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by WindBourne · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I suspect that we are witnessing the beggining of the standard attacks that will be taking place soon. MS has done their shared source approach which basically says that ppl can look, but do not touch or steal. If any of that code ends up in Linux, it would enable MS to start a law suit against Linux.
    I think that we need to start doing some proactive type action against this.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  73. Re:enough by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Darl? Tsk tsk tsk... I thought you were through trolling Slashdot for jollies.

    --
    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  74. RIAA vs SCO by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    RIAA is countersuing SCO as the only legitimate owner of TCP/IP. Not only SCO is the owner of this evel protocol but it also was careless about it - so the protocol was stolen and included in all major OS-es including MS Windows, Un*x, Linux, OpenVMS, MVS, etc This evel protocol enables criminals to share copyrighted material over the Internet (which SCO in cooperation with the former vice President Gore invented)

    --
    If enithin kan gow rong it whil. (Murfey)
  75. Re:Japan,China ,South Korea to develop alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then, they can use the Linux kernel and build an entire operating system on top of it.

    Err.. Linux *is* the kernel, but the whole suit of GNU tools is the Operating System around that.

    They could just use GNU's Hurd as a kernel... oh, wait, Debian already does it ;)

  76. SCO has IP in all 3 letter acronyms? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1
    IBM, SGI, XFS, JFS? Do I detect a pattern?

    What's next... OSX? BMW? CIA? ATF?

    At least MS is safe. THIS time.

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  77. Biting off more than you can chew? by festers · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't SCO worry about winning the suits that they've already filed (or have been filed against them) before going after more people? Or is it just another sign that SCO has nothing and needs to do as much as they can before they are finished for good?

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    1. Re:Biting off more than you can chew? by Maul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SCO doesn't want to go to court. They are pumping their stock. If announcing possible litigation against SGI will boost their stock price a bit for a day, they'll do it eventually.

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  78. stop SCO's legal actions in their tracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose we could all buy shares in SCO and use their next stockholders meeting to convince them to stop their legal actions against code now in Linux.

  79. It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You are right, but MS has already crushed SGI.

    MS has obtained a cross-license to all SGI's graphics patents, and OpenGL is no longer a threat. A mild concern perhaps. MS buried their joint "Farenheit" high-level graphics API effort with SGI, killing it. MS has announced dropping support of OpenGL on future OSes. Development of OpenGL 2.0 is really the baby of 3Dlabs (or whoever bought them out; I forget), not SGI, which shows you how behind the curve SGI is on pushing OpenGL these days. OpenGL's survival depends more on John Carmack pushing IHVs to keep using it than SGI, and other than OpenGL, SGI has not presented MS with a platform threat.

    MS may want to crush Linux and/or IBM, but SGI? Not even in the same ballpark.

    The reason SCO is picking on SGI is because of NUMA.

    SGI has been dumping their NUMA scalability crown jewels into Linux (unlike all other conventional Unix vendors who are keeping that stuff in their high-end proprietary OS+hardware combos) and this is a significant impediment to selling UnixWare as "the premier scalable x86 Unix". Off the shelf UnixWare supports up to 8 processors today and SCO made a stab at doing NUMA stuff once upon a time, but SGI's NUMA-Linux has tons more R&D behind it and is going 64-way.

    Three or four years ago, UnixWare was actually functionally superior to Linux (I know, I know, hard to believe but it's true.) But any margin of superiority then has greatly diminished or been overtaken. This is a real problem if SCO can't keep up with the R&D dumped into Linux by the open source community plus IBM plus SGI, etc. So SCO has gone legal. It's a rational move for them. Their vacillating arguments and tenuously-novel notion of derivative works don't bode well for their long term success however.

    --LP

    1. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by killmenow · · Score: 4, Informative
      Three or four years ago, UnixWare was actually functionally superior to Linux
      I will concede you may know better than I do; but, I used Linux three (and four) years ago and I disagree. It is highly subjective whether UnixWare was functionally superior to Linux. Is a hammer functionally superior to a screwdriver? It depends entirely on what function you are after.
      It's a rational move for them.
      It appears to me their entire case hinges on how "derivative work" is defined. The SCO position, however, does not appear rational.

      The contract language as I read it (IANAL) would indicate a derivative work is the *entirety* of an OS based on the SVR4 source. Thus, IRIX, or AIX in its entirety must be treated the same as the SVR4 source...and therefore cannot be released publicly or GPL-ed in its entirety.

      But JFS, XFS, NUMA, RCU, et. al. are not the entire derivative work that is AIX, IRIX, and/or Dynix/ptx. They are components. Components designed and developed by their respective copyright holders...not SCO.

      I find it irrational that SCO would believe they stand a chance of convincing any competent judge that the contract language defines components like file systems, and what essentially amounts to drivers (imho) as derivative works.

      SCO's conviction may be they will not meet a competent judge.
    2. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by cactopus · · Score: 1

      But JFS, XFS, NUMA, RCU, et. al. are not the entire derivative work that is AIX, IRIX, and/or Dynix/ptx. They are components. Components designed and developed by their respective copyright holders...not SCO.

      They aren't by any stretch of the imagination defined as derivative works... since they implement things for which there was no equivalent in the previous work. They are ADDITIONS... not derivatives... especially in light of the additions that came from other OS's... i.e. OS/2. That's like saying if IBM decided to license the right to give away golf bags with every copy of AIX to keep your OS books in that SCO could claim that the golf bags were a derivative work...or by that nature think of the SGI freeware CD... oh... it comes along-side the OS in pre-compiled form... it is therefore a derivative work... I bet some of that code source has shared hd space with IRIX internal code on some developers computer.... it must be a derivative work after all it works with IRIX.

      Calculus for SCO - SCO needs to learn that code integration is the opposite of a derivative work

    3. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NUMA is really old hat. What do you think IBM's storage directors / disk I/O controllers do? Drop things into memory. How old - oh 20 years or more. Digital VMS had multicpus doing 'voting' and such - features people have forgotten about.
      Fujitsu had a few 'firsts' too. They should be careful about what they claim is 'new'

    4. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      Off the shelf UnixWare supports up to 8 processors today and SCO made a stab at doing NUMA stuff once upon a time, but SGI's NUMA-Linux has tons more R&D behind it and is going 64-way.

      SGI's NUMA-Linux (patches and such for their Altix systems) has supported 64 processors per system for almost a year already. They're moving to far more processors than just 64. The buzz is that SGI's goal is to support just as many processors on Linux as they do on IRIX (currently 512 CPUs per single system [not a cluster] with the stock IRIX kernel and 1024 with the "XXL" kernel).

      SGI has a lot of impressive tech to make such massive NUMA machines work (lots of job & thread placement, memory management, etc). SCO is going to have a field day if SGI can't afford good lawyers to fight back.

    5. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by CentrX · · Score: 1

      A flathead screwdriver is functionally superior to a hammer. It's primary function (screwing in nails) is clearly exclusive to the screwdriver. The functions of the hammer (hammering and removing nails) can be performed by the screwdriver. You can hammer with the handle of the screwdriver, and you can wedge out a nail with the flathead. Clearly, the hammer is better able to accomplish these tasks, but with a screwdriver you can accomplish all the functions of the screwdriver and the hammer, making it functionally superior.

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    6. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by killmenow · · Score: 1

      LOL...thanks for clearing that up...

    7. Re:It's not MS targetting SGI, it really *is* SCO by CentrX · · Score: 1

      he
      hehe
      wthat's I am so ya I wrote that before
      fucking clearnign shit up amng wyo mang
      give m e acal

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      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
  80. Yuk Yuk - Bring 'em on! (Former SGI guy speaks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hehe, bring 'em on. If you're going to pick a F/S to attack, XFS is a perfect choice for SCO. It was developed independently, and I'd love to see SCO find one shread of old unix F/S tech besides the word 'vnode' in there. You go SCO! [Disclaimer, I only worked with the project back when it was an SGI-only system, who knows what happened during the Linux port].

    I think someone at SCO noticed that SGI had a SysV license (the later versions of SGI's IRIX had a good hunk of licensed SysV in there - same goes for the Solaris folks, I think everyone moved to SysV in the early 90's when it looked like 'the thing' to do).

    It'll be a good stretch for SCO to claim that XFS is a derived work in any real form. The only overlapping code would be the vnode entry points and some things related to the buffer cache, and those you really have no choice but to implement the SysV interfaces and that's easy to prove (maybe .1% or less of the FS code involved). The rest of XFS is a huge original undertaking. There's nothing quite like it (B-trees everywhere).

  81. A What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A troll? A troll??? Are you nuts? It's freakin' brilliant!

  82. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    SGI suffers because they changed strategic directions
    at least 12 times in 3 years.

    They were the standard in high end graphics, before
    they wanted to build; killer database servers, high end
    web servers, NT desktops, Linux desktops and
    Supercomputers.

    They pose no threat to MS, or anyone else.

    In fact ignoring the SCO suit, they will most likely collapse
    in 18 months anyway.

  83. And SGI response is... by JamesP · · Score: 1

    having McBride as dinner to CG velociraptors

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  84. IBM linux advert for download. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who don't like streaming, here's a direct link

  85. Re:You owe Ozzy Osbourne $50.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's gold, Jerry! Pure gold!

  86. Hmm... the pieces fall in place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I beleive that if you scan the posts of the previous SCO slashdot posting, an astute reader linked SCO press releases and/or rumors to SCO executive's scheduled stock sale dates. This reader predicted that a new SCO story would surface around Monday the 8th to coinside with a planned sale. Hmm... could it be...

  87. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you suggesting that Linux developers will find Microsoft's code so irresistable that they will just have to steal it? If so, let them get sued.

    "Shared Source" is very standard practice in the industry - Sun, HP and others all do it.

  88. Paranoia by StickMang · · Score: 1

    Lets see... morning coffee... morning donut... morning SCO story...
    I'm so glad to see that they've landed on their feet. Normally I would have to pay top dollar for bullshit that rich and strong. Let us put aside any negative feelings we might have toward them and simply put flame to some feces on their doorsteps. After all ... there can't be more than one person that actually comments their code, can there? In fact, they must be shitting their pants.

    This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

  89. Ex-Unix code big enough target by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If they can gain the control they pretend to have over every technology ever implemented in Unix by any Unix licencee, that in itself is humongous.With that control, I think every OS vendor in existance would have to pay them licence fees, including Microsoft and Apple.

    However, the chances that SCO will be awarded control over billion upon billions of valuable technology from almost every major computing company, not produced by themselves at all, is none. Quite simply

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  90. Why can't we.... by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 1

    just forget about SCO for the time being and stop giving them all of this free publicity. When everyone continues to argue the point it tends to imply that SCO does in fact have something worthy of an argument. Hell, if someone told you that the moon was made of cheese....you would probably simply ignore them until they could prove as such. Until then, the moon is still made of....err...rocks and dust?

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  91. From Wired Sept 2003 by Felinoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First I admit keeping this copy in my backpack becouse of the really ummm cool artwork on the front with the lady clad in diamonds.
    (Drool)

    Ok... anyway
    Wired: Sept 2003 page 80 bottom half artical title "Will This Man Kill Linux"

    Darl McBride says (while anwering a question)
    "It's really interesting to see what happends when people see the code, when they see how blatant the copying is."

    What is intresting is that so far only McBrides experts appear to be able to find this code. Well that and people who can't actually read source code seam able to find them.
    I find it intresting that the experts can't be located. I find it intresting that much of the code in question can be found elsewhere. I find it intresting that the features in question are property of other companys.

    To date:
    The features in question make Linux an enterprise class system, Came from IBM, are primaraly for SGI hardware & Have something to do with 20 to 30 year old public domain code.

    To me it appears blairingly obveous SCO is just suing anyone they have balls enough to sue.

    Hay good thing they aren't suing the little guys becouse I really like Lunix.

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    1. Re:From Wired Sept 2003 by Zelig321 · · Score: 1

      Let me think here:

      SCO claims some of Linux source code is theirs, but is only willing to show the actual infringing source code through a NDA. Why doesn't it make sense to me? I mean, if the code is in Linux, doesn't it mean anyone has access to the source code already? So what's the point in keeping it a secret with a NDA?

      I must be missing something...

    2. Re:From Wired Sept 2003 by Cynic+1.0 · · Score: 0

      According to McBride, virtually every bit of code that allows Linux kernel 2.4 (or later) to function as an enterprise class, scalable operating system was derived directly or indirectly from Unix System V. SCO obtained rights to System V from Novell.

      "Take away the code in question and you're left with Linux 2.2," McBride said.


      SCO: Buy License, Avoid Suit

      This is the most ridiculous statement most often repeated by McBride. 2.2 was pretty damn good and so is 2.6, which is most definitely enterprise class and free of SCO code. It's fairly obvious that whatever code was supposed to be directly or indirectly quote unquote "helping Linux become enterprise class" was unimportant enough to be dumped from 2.6 without hurting or degrading any of its enterprise capabilities.

      This SGI action is now just SCO running desperately looking for a graceful exit that will also massage their ego's a reasonable bit. They just don't get it do they?

    3. Re:From Wired Sept 2003 by umeboshi · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for the link. my c128 has been sitting in the closet too long. :)

    4. Re:From Wired Sept 2003 by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Wired: Sept 2003 page 80 bottom half article titled "Will This Man Kill Linux"

      Link to (very short) interview Umm, nice Ryder reference, maybe. Umm, not really...
      Ryder was convicted of a crime, SCO has proven nothing yet. The state brought something we around here like to call "evidence" into court to get the conviction, while McBride shows nothing but some obscure code references that he so far hasn't proven ownership of.

      Nice of him to save Open Source tho. He must be smart; silly me, I was unaware it needed saving.

  92. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO has filed a lawsuit agains God and one against the estate of mother theresa.

  93. It's official by RevRa · · Score: 1

    Yup it's official. With this announcement, SCO has officially jumped the shark.

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  94. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

    So what are you suggesting?

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  95. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    That seems a bit silly. What threat does SGI pose to Microsoft whatsoever? Don't you think they have bigger things they're concentrating on, like the countries converting to open source and the image of insecurity places like Slashdot are giving them? What purpose would crushing SGI serve? They don't care about that market.

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  96. Darl Bin Laden by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny
    In other news, international terrorist Osama McBride threatened to cause death and destruction that exceeds in every way the deaths caused by every war in the world since the beginning of time.

    A spokesperson for SCO said, "By leveraging innovative death and destruction technologies, content providers streamline compelling digital rights management solutions." In other words, dead men violate no copyrights.

  97. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by CyberGarp · · Score: 1

    Don't believe M$ is behind it? Then you didn't read a previous post which pointed to this article which points out the string of holding corporations pointing to Mrs Gates.

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  98. I'm not crazy! Really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    No, it's not me who is crazy. It's everybody else that is crazy!

    Sounds exactly like what SCO is doing right now.

  99. count me in by jacquesm · · Score: 1
    enough is enough.


    SGI was one of the most innovative UNIX vendors *ever*, SCO is one of the least innovative ones.


    I should know, after using both of their products for multiple years. (hm, so let's see if I get this right, the networking package is optional ??? Ok, goodbye.)

  100. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by archen · · Score: 1

    SGI is a company that MS has every reason in the world to want to crush.

    Actually I'd say that MS would want the opposite, to keep SGI in the game as long as possible. They are certainly a traditional unix vendor in that they tend to have very expensive and often lagging hardware. And IRIX itself has been lagging in many areas. MS can easily cite this as a "weakness" in Unix and coax those currently on it to move towards cheaper MS solutions.

    The worst thing that could happen is that SGI goes under and suddenly orphans SGI customers. Instead of a gradual MS padded transition, now suddenly people cry out for a Unix solution and without a doubt Linux graphics workstations start gaining development rapidly. Even worse is that Linux can do everything from cheap cluster, to uber graphics workstation with hardly any retooling. Keeping some people on the SGI train and off of the Linux train is probably in their best interest. But as SGI gets deeper into Linux, it just might be better to snuff them out as well - but if SGI does stuff like introducint Unix code into Linux and messing everything up farther... it's probably a safer bet to let them live on and muddle things up as long as possible.

  101. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Check out all the companies M$ has taken control of, possesion of, or hold a major interest in.
    http://www.vcnet.com/bms/departments/catalog/

  102. Hit 'em in the wallet! Boycott McDonalds! by shanen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, I don't think I'm joking anymore. The only thing SCO seems to understand is threats to the wallet. So far they've been doing all the threatening, which is actually sort of reasonable since their wallets are so close to close to empty. However, the small bit of real cash in their wallets came from their few customers, and SCO is "proud" to list McDonalds as one of their major accounts.

    How many Slashdotters eat at McDonalds? A boycott might be a serious threat!

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    1. Re:Hit 'em in the wallet! Boycott McDonalds! by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Macdonalds does indeed represent everything that is wrong with modern society.

      Too quick, Too easy, Formula food served by formula staff.

      I would join your boycott but I've already been boycotting them for 6 years. You will find a better range of food at a cheaper price at the nearest supermarket.

    2. Re:Hit 'em in the wallet! Boycott McDonalds! by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Macdonalds does indeed represent everything that is wrong with modern society.

      Too quick, Too easy, Formula food served by formula staff.
      I don't find this to be true as far as McDonald's goes. Big deal, I can go there and get a burger, and know exactly what I'm going to get and how I'm going to get it. Convinient, quick, and predictable.

      Where I agree with you, however is that this bleeds off into all kinds of things in the business world. Tech support, for example. You call them and they read from a web-page based "InfoBase" for quickness and correctness, and half the time the problem they are having you correct isn't what's actually wrong. The more low-level a product you're talking, the worse this gets (compare AOL customer service techs with IBM mainframe tech support). THAT is where the problem with scociety lies.

      It seems people have forgotten that there isn't a quick and easy solution to everything.
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  103. ok by luther349 · · Score: 1

    2003 should be known as the year of lawsuites every one is sueing everyone anymore. maybe couse its couse companys cant make money any other way.

  104. Why don't they go after the FSF and Apple? by linuxbikr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Since SCO seems to be claiming all "derivative works" from original Unix, why don't they go after Apple and the FSF (for OS X and the Hurd respectively)?

    Even through they are not derived from Unix Sys V sources, there were certainly "inspired" from Unix and use "Unix concepts and methods.". Mind you, SCO has no patents on any these methods. But why limit themselves to traditional Unix when you have all the other 'nixs out there.

    Has SCO even thought of the fact that the Unix interfaces themselves were codified into the POSIX standard? An open, approved standard that anyone can implement. Are they going to claim they own the POSIX standards body now?

    Maybe McBride ought to pick a copy of "Just For Fun" by Linus Torvalds and read about how Linux came about. Man, if a filesystem implementation that ties into a Unix kernel a "derivative work", then the ext2, ext3, ReiserFS and every other filesystem builder out there is pretty much screwed.

    Come on McBride, invoice me for a license! I even use the SMP code on my dual processor Sun boxes running SuSe. Got Red Hat and Debian too. As long as its on good quality bond, it will make excellent liner for my litter box.

  105. malloc ?? xfs ?? by tuomoks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    #define malloc(X) getmain(X) - seriously, what are they smoking ?? xfs - is just an ( nice ) implementation of journaling file systems ( existed long before there was any Unix ) made by SGI, are they trying to own all the journaling file systems or are they claiming the name?? Journaling file systems existed long before Unix both in theory and in implementation. Malloc is just a name for a memory allocation procedure/macro - can/has been implemented n ways, even I did those before you can say Unix existed.

  106. Re:SCO Loves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're dead wrong. Its the open sores hippies who are exporting protected American computer technology to terrorists and nations which support terrorism. SCO is the only line of defense against a takeover by radical islam.

  107. WAY TO BE A KARMA WHORE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is like the 5th time i have seen this posted, regarding sco. it was funny the first 3 times. way to be a karma whore, asshat

  108. SGI now there's a fat piggy bank ready to raid by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, SGI is just flush with cash, ripe for the picking...

  109. Re:This almost makes me think MS is behind all thi by screenrc · · Score: 1
    A note on the lined article: The thompson
    buy/sell charts are unreliable. These are
    tools used by beginner investors/traders
    as an indication on how "big money"
    is placing their bet. Not only thompson is
    unreliable, but even if it was reliable it
    would still mean very little. Just because
    big money is buying a stock, it does not
    automatically mean that they are betting the
    stock will move higher -- someone could have
    bought a huge blocks in order to hedge against other
    bets (naked puts, or write calls) in order to limit their downside,
    or they could have bought the blocks to complete
    their market-maker formulas to profit only from
    the bid/ask spread.

  110. Murderer, Assassin, or Hero? by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When someone finally snaps and takes that sniper shot at McBride or turns the SCO headquarters into a fireball, will they be considered a murderer, an assassin, or a hero?

    Or will the world just shrug and be glad someone finally hired an exterminator?

    After all, between SCO and the wrist-slaps Microsoft has been given, it's clear the US legal system is nothing but a toothless sham for sale to the highest bidder. Given SCO's real value, the bid isn't even that high.

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  111. SCO has a bigger market cap than SGI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, by one measure of a company's size,SCO is already bigger than SGI.

    SCO market cap: $209 million
    SGI market cap: $194 million

    Yeah, I know, we're all hoping that SCOX goes right back to $1 and their market cap goes back to $10 million. Or lower. But as of today, SCO is more valuable than SGI. (Barf!!)

    1. Re:SCO has a bigger market cap than SGI! by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you can't just float stock whenever you want to, you have to register the float with the SEC. It looks great on paper but it's not money in the bank until you've sold stock into the market to materialize that value. It will only take one defeat in a courtroom to send SCO back to the verge of delisting. It would suck like hell if they miraculously exacted a victory though.

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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
  112. SGI systems these days by green+pizza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's truth to what you say. SGIs are mostly used for graphics, and most of the work is done on the card itself, which operates in what OpenGL and DirectX folks call "retained mode." And SGI have done an exceptional job of keeping the graphics hardware current!

    Ehh, depends on which market segment you're talking about. For the typical modeler or CAD person, a PC will have just as much power for a lower cost. SGI does still sell a lot of very high end gfx machines (dozens of graphical pipelines [pipe in sgi world means "gfx card", not a texel path within a gpu]) and machines with gobs of i/o for multiple streams of uncompressed HD. But SGI sells far more non-graphical supercomputers (Origin and Altix) than they do gfx systems.

    SGI's Onyx2/Onyx3 InfiniteReality4 graphics have 11 GB of gfx ram to work with, great for vis-sim applications and massive texture roaming. Raw polygon performance isn't that impressive, but the rest of the abilities more than make up for it. The new Onyx4 UltimateVision is based on ATI FireGL. Both IR and UV can handle multiple gfx pipes in the same machine to drive multiple synced displays from the same machine without performance loss. Great for setups needing a dozen projectors and screens requiring software/hardware distortion correction (curved screens, hemisphere screens, etc) and edge blending. In the case of UV, mutliple GPUs can work together in several different ways for greater performance. But for a single-monitor, single GPU user, a PC will give you just as much power for a fraction of the cost.

    But as a general purpose UNIX, it's pretty much dirty pants. :)

    For a desktop OS, yeah, the GUI is pretty oldschool but does still have some neat goodies (www.nekochan.net). IRIX itself as a flavor of UNIX is pretty decent. Recent versions of IRIX 6.5.x have the security holes fixed and much newer versions of various components since the iniital release of 6.5.0. There are lots of awesome builtin features for performance and activity monitoring, the OS is made for app turning. Guaranteed rate I/O, realtime features, native XFS, native OpenGL... the OS is pretty smooth.

  113. The REAL reason why SCO might sue SGI by koa · · Score: 1

    Its got to be the 3 character corporation name. "SGI" is not exactly "SCO" but their discovery teams found that in order to do business as "SGI" they would need to use 3 letters AND it starts with an "S"..

    Conincience? They think not! They MUST have stolen this character sequence from SCO!

    They must PAY!

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  114. In that case... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Diplomacy: the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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  115. you forgot one: by Artifex · · Score: 1

    If you want something - even if I threw it behind the couch and walked away to go eat yummy crunchies from the cat box when daddy had to go answer the phone, it's MINE!

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  116. SCO, SGI, BSD by jdhouse4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The longer this has gone on, the more SCO seems to reach out to Unix vendors, the gladder I am that Bill Joy created the core of the Unix I use, BSD.

    I do wonder, muse really, sometimes. Is SCO working for Apple? Linux, though IBM, and SGI's Unix OS are being threatened and it seems that the one real winner, at least a bit in the Unix arena, is Apple whose Unix OS is based on BSD and is according to Bill Joy immune from SCO's actions. Personally, I doubt SCO has a case. But this is exactly the sort of stuff that companies and their proxies do to throw the competition off balance and create market growth opportunity.

    Like most OS X users, I can afford to just sit back and watch the fun as those companies wanting "free" Linux distributions now have to content with the risk (and that isn't a joke) of an SCO victory that would cost the free Linux community money. Meanwhile, Apple advances its OS X strategy by readying Panther with not a whisper of a threat from SCO.

    Is Jobs behind this?

    Yes, I'm joking. But the stakes are very high. At worst, Linux is no longer free which ruins its business model. With companies looking for alternatives to MS, and with Linux no longer free, and with other Unix OS's falling to SCO, wouldn't Apple be the real winner?

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  117. Re: Lobbing a mortar into the SCO offices by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Is there anyway we can convince Al Qaeda that SCO is an integral part of our national security infrastructure?

    I mean, why not? According to Darl, all the other terrorists are after them.

  118. They're just mad by paroneayea · · Score: 1

    because SCI looks a lot like SCO.

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    1. Re:They're just mad by paroneayea · · Score: 1

      Err.... sorry. Meant SGI. Damn. Today is not my day.

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  119. Re: Lobbing a mortar into the SCO offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sir, The federal government will now storm your room because your a lazy computer person that has potential to cause harm to the worlds computers.. oh yeah and SCO said you threatend them illegally.

    TRUTH-
    Read over the articles Darl McBride tells how open source supports terrorism and how it is bad for national security

  120. I know what the next lawsuit will be... by bmajik · · Score: 1

    Apple Sues SCO for unlicensed use of Jobs RDF (Reality-Distortion-Field)

    Apple spokesperson Marsha Lile explains the basis behind the suit:

    "SCO has been generating an awful lot of press lately while not contributing anything to the industry or the state of the art. As a company, they're irrelevant, as a technology player, they're a has-been, but the most damning evidence comes from their ridiculous outbursts of pure, unwavering, shitfaced, insanity. It is therefore the opinion of Apple Computer -- and we feel confident -- the State of California District Court System, that SCO is illegally using our technology and must cease and desist immediately."

    Lile also added that the new PowerMac G5 would beat up SCO in a fight, wirelessly.

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  121. Re:SCO Loves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO cares only for money. This is all part of Osama's plan. Osama bought the other license.

    (1)Attack the US
    (2)Buy canopy group
    (3)Sue IBM
    (4)Kill all the citizens of the USA and all the other jews
    (5)Profit

  122. This is way over the line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Enough facts are now known about various aspects of this SCO fiasco that -- with the appearance of this article -- it is impossible not to conclude that several arms of the IT trade press, ZDNet and C|Net among them, are deliberately misleading their IT readership about these events. They are also contributing to the advancement of possible criminal activity... hopefully in ignorance.

    In no way does this failing $70 million company deserve the continuing coverage and respect that it is getting from the trade press. When this all started it was perhaps possible to believe that SCO actually had a case. But they have long since transformed into the biggest press relations hoax since the Raelian "clone" episode.

    We have been presented with months of empty threats, bogus proof, frivolous legal theories, and behavior indistinguishable from fraud, extortion, and racketeering. Yet the press treats this as something IT professionals need to know about and should pay attention to.

    Nonsense. It is a charade. It is either a stock-manipulation scheme, as Computerworld uncovered, or it is the behavior of crazy people who do not care who they hurt with their ever-wilder accusations and threats.

    But with this article, we have reached a new low. Now we are presented with the "SCO threat" article bereft of any actual behavior by SCO. The principles have been quiet lately, so to take up the slack, the trade press is actually making up threats that SCO never made, and waving them around as the latest scare stories.

    Whjat does an article like this do to SGI's business? What justification can there be for ZDNet and C|Net and Business Week to put this kind of cloud over SGI without even a single direct quote from SCO backing up this claim?

    This is way over the line. The dishonsty and desire to mislead apparent in what the trade press is doing here will not be forgotten. If they wish to toss their credibility on SCO's altar for no apparent gain, no one can stop them. But they will suffer for it in the long run. I will never again believe half of what I read in these rags. This whole episode has been very eye-opening for me.

  123. SCO and the state of other operatingsystems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Currently the whole SCO business is working as a smokescreen that captures a lot of oss developers/peoples time and energy, this is probably taking our focus from the list of things that needs to be fixed for linux and the bsd's to stay ahead or aleast not long after the other competitors. Just as we speak right now microsoft is probably gnawing away (or atleast trying) market share from linux and the unices while SCO is keeping all our eyes elsewhere.

    So stop giving a rats ass about what darl mcbride is up to, it's just been a lot of barking from that puppy and the energy complaining about him and the company he work's for could be better used for code/documentation or userfriendlier configurations, because even if you don't know how to program your way out of a wet-paperbag (not that it's very common here on /.) you can always write documentation or configure things so they look nicer and then resubmit the new configs to the developers so that the changes get spread.

    So ask yourself, what have you done for gnu or opensource software lately, and what COULD you do?
    If we all start helping we could keep our advantage against windows and some closed source unices but the current state of opensource software wasn't created by flaming and complaining on how many faults our "competitors" have, but by acutally producing something better.

  124. Something bigger ... by varslot · · Score: 1

    I think they are working themselves up to show that Windows XP, which I think came from Digital Unix is a derivative work of some obscure Unix code which SCO owns. Therefore SCO really owns all Microsoft products. I'd hurry up and buy SCO shares while they still are cheap!

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  125. Ten Years on... by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    ...A frustrated man will be wriggling in his straight jacket, headbutting the wall of his padded cell, ranting 'I own this, I own you, it's all mine.'

    "Another strong dose of trancs for Mr McBride nurse."

  126. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by andyr · · Score: 1
    That said, I'm at a loss to explain how SGI stuffed things like that ancient malloc.c into Linux.

    There was nothing wrong with them putting that malloc.c, ancient or not, in the code. Code doesn't grow old.

    Perhaps things got sloppy or it was never noticed because someone had previously removed copyright notices?

    Yes - there was a problem over copyright notices.

    Cheers, Andy!

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  127. None of the above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Terrorist."

    Mark my words.

  128. Let OSDL buy SCO by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Let OSDL buy SCO, with the money from SGI and IBM, then they can come after Microsoft and sue them for those alleged infringements mentioned earlier here at /.

    Just a joke ;)

  129. malloc?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stupid memory allocator from the K&R book? These crooks seriously need to get bitch slapped.

  130. My first C program at uni ... by The+Sith+Lord · · Score: 1

    I've been studying computer science for a few years, and wrote my first C programs under Linux.
    I used printf to write "hello world".

    Should I call my lawyers, cause I'm scared SCO may come after me ....

  131. And he forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MEEEEP!

  132. weak legal strategy, marginally OK business move by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 1

    Three or four years ago, UnixWare was actually functionally superior to Linux

    Clearly Linux was/is a superior webserver and has been for some time. Furthermore, if you were running a single-CPU standard-hardware PC and your app ran on Unix, it was on par or perhaps in some sense you can articulate, superior. (For my purposes 10 years ago, Linux was superior because of its price, although I would be somewhat hesitant to consider that a "functional" feature of Linux except in the broadest sense.)

    By functionally superior, I mean in the high-end Unix sense. For example, UnixWare had pretty good support for 4-8 way SMP with finer-grained locking when Linux had locks around huge chunks of the kernel. UnixWare had extensive reliability features used more for big-iron systems: clustering features, journaled filesystems (ext3/reiser were in development and still too buggy for production) and the ability to hot-swap CPUs and other things that weren't available on Linux. Etc.

    It's a rational move for them.

    I agree with all the arguments you make here that JFS/XFS/RCU/NUMA are components, ie distinguishable/distinct and separable (although NUMA less so) from the originating SVR4/5 OS owned by SCO. Presuming there is no overlapping copyright claim, rationally they should not be considered as derivative in a legal sense imho. I wouldn't go so far as to say SCO's legal argument is *irrational,* but I would consider it tenuous and novel.

    I was trying to make a distinction between a rational business strategy versus a rational legal argument. As an x86 Unix vendor, SCO has never had an adequate answer to Linux/BSD, and after five years of trying various things (be a high-end complementary product, embrace and resell Linux) their revenues continue to drop. In light of that, a tenuous legal argument is a rationally (note: not ethically) better business strategy than doing the same old thing trying to sell UnixWare/OpenServer. "Hmm, we can't get customers, but perhaps we can convince a judge/jury to give us money." For better or worse, I think the odds are much higher of SCO getting $100 million from a judge or jury or settlement than by getting $100 million in new x86 Unix customers. From this vantage point, perhaps the lawsuit was inevitable whatever the merits were.

    If your point is that without a convincing legal argument, they don't have a strong business strategy, I'd also agree. Having your success dependent on a judge/jury is not a good place to me. It's not a strong strategy either way.

    --LP

  133. NUMA = old hat? Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, there is nothing new under the sun and PCs are just recapitulating Unix technology which recapitulates mainframe technology.

    But enlighten me, did IBM's storage directors or VMS CPU voting allow you to write an application with normal calls to allocate memory and then, under the covers use memory associated with other, 'distant' processors or peripherals? In a nutshell, that is the point of NUMA. If not, I think we are talking apples and oranges here. Both fruits, but not the same fruit.

  134. Not clear: why isn't redistrbuting malloc.c a prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the malloc.c code was written by dmr/ken in 1977 for AT&T and thus copyrighted by them, and that copyright was transferred to SCO and given to SGI under non-disclosure agreements of some kind, wouldn't it be wrong for SGI to distribute that code without a contract explicitly allowing them to do so?

    I suppose SGI can say "we snagged that malloc.c from a BSD distribution who invented each line and variable name independently". But they cannot hold the typical alternate defense that AT&T illegally copied the code from BSD, since dmr/ken are apparently the progenitors.

    And if SGI snagged it from BSD while BSD copied it, while it may be BSD's fault, SGI would remain legally liable as far as I can tell (IANAL). We'll see.

  135. By the way.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's high time for tort reform. In the amount of time it will take to get SCO's lawsuits thrown out and to countersue SCO for their false charges, people connected to open source will be making the lawyers very rich. If there was a "loser pays" provision in the law, SCO would have thought twice before starting this fight.

  136. The malloc code is in Kernigan's C book by juanco · · Score: 1

    The malloc code is present in the Kernigan and Ritchie's book about the C language.

    I don't have my copy at hand, but it is a very old book.

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  137. *And* he forgot Can't sleep, clown will eat me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, how could you?

  138. You could sue SGI... by Boone^ · · Score: 1

    but you can't get blood out of a turnip
    (summary: S&P downgrades SGI to "negative", rates corporate credit as CCC-, states they have $141M cash on hand and are maxed out on their lines of credit).

  139. BURN THEM ! by Baron+MoEbiOuS · · Score: 1

    They never learn.

  140. mod up parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pseudo mod "+1 Obscure Chuckle Funny"

  141. Unfortunately, this one won't give us many yuks... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...since a prosecution of SGI would instantly turn into a reference to the IBM case and grind to a halt until 2005. TSG would probably do it for the publicity if they can't find anything else handy to pump their stock with. It seems to have been remarkably steady at USD$16 for the last 3 days.

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  142. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that Linux developers will find Microsoft's code so irresistable that they will just have to steal it? If so, let them get sued.
    No, I am guessing that MS is counting on their code getting into Linux and that is why they are trying to push it. "Shared Source" is very standard practice in the industry - Sun, HP and others all do it.
    Not quite. In fact, they only share on Unix. No where else. The old days of true sharing is only seen in the OSS world.

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  143. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing about a tool that looks through compiled code. The idea was the same as rsync in reverse. Basically, it checks not for differences but similarities. By developing a tool and running it over MS binary and Linux binary, we can find out where code suddenly shows up. In fact, I would suspect that if it were run over old MS stuff vs. a number of OSS binaries, it might just turn up more than people thought would happen.

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  144. Pity it's not in Linux any more... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...it might get TSG a seat at the trial, but it ain't in line to bleed them any damages. Not that TSG are exactly walking the line WRT mitigating their own damages. They'd have to get a thoroughly bought judge to get any damages at all after the buggerising around they've been doing so far.

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  145. Re:Further confirmation SGI had IP concerns re: XF by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    OMG!! Rewrite the Linux kernel, look what my reverse-rsync turned up!!!

    Match windows.o linux.o ...
    Line 528673492: MOV EAX, ECX

  146. terrorist by lordcorusa · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the very LAST thing we need is to encourage terrorist action in "support" of open source.

    Wake up, get a life, and realize that no matter how much you might think you want it, it's not okay to say it. It doesn't matter whether you are joking or not. There are some comments that you need to learn to self-censor; this is one of them.

    You don't want to be responsible for encouraging some whacko to actually go out and do it. If you think it seems that the US gov't isn't sympathetic to open source now, just see how they react after some loonie terrorist claims to have "done it all for open source." Just wait until membership in the FSF gets your house raided and your phone tapped...

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    1. Re:terrorist by msobkow · · Score: 1

      You, sir, need to develop a sense of humour -- badly. In case you haven't noticed, I don't kiss the posteriors of the "politically correct". Worse, you are suggesting that people should not speak their mind because some wacko might take it seriously. It'll be a sad, sad day when everyone has to filter their thoughts and speech down to protect the deranged and irrational. Perhaps you also feel we should completely censor all games and media to a level suitable for 12 year olds, seeing as so many parents seem to have abdicated responsibility for those decisions. Personally I consider SCO's actions to be far worse than any damage done by 9/11. The US doesn't need terrorists to destroy the country -- they're doing just fine on their own by supporting a legal system that panders to the kind of fraud and stock abuse being perpetrated by SCO.

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