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  1. Re:well-Planespeak. on "Series of Tubes" Metaphor Implemented · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are two kinds of servers, Dump Truck Servers and Wheelbarrow Servers. Her laptop could be a wheelbarrow server (or two or three), but not a Dump Truck Server ...

  2. Re:the U-Bend on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen? · · Score: 1

    They may not cause disease, but they can sure as hell cause oxygen deprivation :)

  3. Heh on Brightest Supernova Discovered · · Score: 1

    Maybe this one will draw in a bigger crowd than Lukas Rossi.

    (I kid, I kid! He's an upstanding Canadian guy ...)

  4. typo on Why Do We Use x86 CPUs? · · Score: 1

    From the Because-They're-Cheap Department.

    Too cheap to proofread? :)

  5. Re:Yahoo? on Google Reaches Second-Most Visited Site Status · · Score: 1

    Yes, that was my point - that even counting Yahoo's alternative services, if you lump YouTube into Google's camp, the hits must be off the charts.

  6. Re:Yahoo? on Google Reaches Second-Most Visited Site Status · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Umm, if you want to include services, then I only have one thing to say:

    YouTube.

  7. Wii on PS3, Xbox Having Disappointing Christmas Season · · Score: 1

    I'd rather own a Wii. They just sound more friendly, frankly.

    Although, to be fair, I haven't tried Gears of War. It sounds fun, though.

  8. Re:64bit? on OpenOffice.org 2.1 Released With New Templates · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I should mod that as "funny" or "sad".

    Hrm ... k, I'll comment, instead.

    I wonder if there's a way to turn off the automatic updates? It's rather annoying when corporate users who don't have permission to install updates (or, in some cases, access the Internet at all) are constantly prompted to upgrade.

  9. Re:Erm ... on Sun CTO Predicts Internet Consolidation Endgame · · Score: 1

    ... and neither will the consolidation of greedy corporate service providers displace the stand-alone web service. They will compliment one another.

  10. Erm ... on Sun CTO Predicts Internet Consolidation Endgame · · Score: 4, Insightful

    History shows that the majority of "consolidation" will eventually unwind, fragment, and finally return to something similar to the original way of doing things.

    And then it will happen again.

    Witness: Mainframe computing to Personal Computing to Thin Client Computing.

  11. Re:OMG! Firecrack! on Firefly MMORPG Announced · · Score: 1

    "My sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."

  12. Re:other options on Future Ships Could Float On Bubbles · · Score: 1

    Optimus Keyboard.

    Sure, the full meal deal won't be out for a few months, but the little keypad made it out!

  13. Who cut the nano-cheese? on Nanoknives To Be Used to Cut Cells · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I can't find it.

  14. Re:chimpanzees=98% human on Breakthrough In Human Genetics · · Score: 1

    They're called Slashdot posters.

  15. obligatory. on Scientists Regrow Chicken Wing · · Score: 1

    Save the Chicken Wing, Save the World.

  16. Re:we all know on Star Wars Virgin Takes the Plunge · · Score: 2, Informative

    He once said that he made 4, 5 and 6 first because they featured a more compelling story.

    He was right. :)

  17. Re:That'll be the day on No More Coding From Scratch? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called "Pop Music". Or, more specifically, "Nickelback". :)

  18. Re:old samples on Venus's Surface May Be 1 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    What if it was a space ship from a galaxy far, far away?

  19. Re:Nuh-uh! on Venus's Surface May Be 1 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    There is no truth in science. There are merely findings which are less false than others. ;-)

  20. Re:Robotic Lander on Venus's Surface May Be 1 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    Uh. I think you've got your planets mixed up.

    Mercury would be better for solar flare observation.

  21. Heh on From Hot Coffee To Warm Tea · · Score: 1

    It's like a corporate Poison Pill for Jack Thompson. Nee-chay!

  22. I fail to see ... on Galactic Traffic Patterns · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how this is more significant than "rocks sink and beachballs float"? :)

  23. Re:Do volunteers care about tracking down memory l on Nine Reasons To Skip Firefox 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Well, I've had it open for almost 48 hours now ... surfing an average of 7 tabs open at a time (8, right now), doing HTTP uploads and all kinds of other crazy crap ...

    Firefox is using 95MB. Thunderbird is using 100MB.

  24. One question. on Automatic Machinima News-Broadcasting · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Any nudity?

  25. Re:Legal hoops on Face Recognition - Real or Science Fiction? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or, maybe it's better to not carry a half-gram of coke on you.