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  1. Re:s'more for ya on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 1

    As an RBC customer, this makes me sad. I think I might complain.

  2. Re:Be consistent on SCO Selective About Linux Licensees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Penguins aren't farm animals.

  3. Re:Why assume nerds lack aesthetics? on The Substance of Style · · Score: 1

    "Nerd" is the term applied to those who are socially inept, usually.

    "Geek" is applied to the true computer afficionados - and many of those folks are increasingly interested in sports and athletic activities, from soccer to mountain biking to rock climbing and river-rafting.

    Now I have no idea why I'm talking about exercise in a thread about athletics ... oy.

  4. Re:I gotta get me this. on Internet Speed Record Broken (Again) · · Score: 0

    I beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

  5. Re:I broke that record... on Internet Speed Record Broken (Again) · · Score: 1

    Would it be TCP in his case if the dictionary bounced off someone's head? :)

  6. Re:Infinite? on Universe Shaped Like A Soccer Ball? · · Score: 1

    uh, maybe I'm just reading it wrong, but I think there's a small glitch in your closed-universe formula.

    "in an open universe there are an infinite number of these points that could possibly look identical"

    Shouldn't that read "in a closed universe"? I dunno, maybe I'm wrong.

  7. bah on Universe Shaped Like A Soccer Ball? · · Score: 1

    A week ago it was shaped like a donut (or is that a Torus).

    Mmm, universal donut.

  8. Re:You don't get to keep the fine... on Disgruntled Fan Arrested, Indicted For Spam Attacks · · Score: 1

    Well, it didn't cost me a measureable amount of money. It just pissed off my ISP, which is a very dangerous thing to do, because they hold a broadband monopoly in my area. (See my comments from a few days ago to see my frustration on this topic)

  9. Re:Uhm on Disgruntled Fan Arrested, Indicted For Spam Attacks · · Score: 1

    Current market valuation is three quarters.

  10. Uhm on Disgruntled Fan Arrested, Indicted For Spam Attacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    For forged bounced emails, the fine is 1 day in prison and/or $734. Per email.

    I got 500 bounced emails from a university in Canada once, should I sue them using this as a precedent? :)

    I could *really* use $365,000. I'd even accept it in Canadian dollars (in fact, that would be easier, given that I am Canadian).

  11. Perhaps someone can tell me ... on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    ... how long Enlightment has existed for Sun machines? :)

  12. Re:no, the entire world is going the other way on 9th Circuit Overturns FCC's Cable Modem Decision · · Score: 1
    it's too bad readers can't mod the queue
    But wouldn't it then be just like Kuro5hin? Hmm ... on second thought, I like your idea. :)
  13. Re:I'm in Canada on 9th Circuit Overturns FCC's Cable Modem Decision · · Score: 1

    Shaw offers a reduced speed package for a reduced rate, $24.95 for "five times dialup" and $40 for full cable (about 3 megabits on average).

    Telus is $34.95, but for some reason they think it's an acceptable business practice to be totally completely and 100% incompetent in actually hooking their customers up. I went without internet for seven days last week because they were too incompetent to mail out a modem on time. It still hasn't arrived, 9 days after they said "3 to 7 business days". (This is why I said that Telus is the greater evil).

    I don't like my $100/mo bill for cable tv and Internet, and I don't like waiting for a half hour or more on the phone to talk to someone from the company. I certainly don't like being on hold and then getting disconnected or hung up on, as happened with Telus.

    Both companies have vast support issues, though Telus wins on the grounds of incompetency. My idea was intended to foster the technology community in Canada, and your points are very important. The service would be identical on the technical level, yes. Customers would indeed go with the lowest price, but you and I both know that ISPs normally offer services above and beyond purely technical service. Incentives, excellent customer support, features (hosting, static IPs, etc) - these, I feel, are more important than the technical offerings, and neither Telus nor Shaw seem to excel in offering these in an acceptable fashion.

    Measures would have to be put in place to prevent the monopoly/consolidation syndrome from recurring, but I think it could be done. At the very least, I'd like to see some communities participate in pilot projects of the idea. I think that the mega coporations would love to be business-to-business; customer support is the worst thing to have to provide, especially on that kind of scale. The government might be inclined to step in because of the boost it would provide to the technology community - all the unemployed computer science people would quit complaining about the lack of work, move out to where the cost of living is much lower, and have decent jobs doing the things they like to do.

    Anyway, it's just an idea. Brought about primarily because of my utter disgust and near rage against the Telus Corporation and their gross incompetence in this field - and, indeed, in their entire organization. Don't get me started on cell phones. (The infrastructure rocks, but the billing and stuff ... pure crap. And it's nae scottish.)

  14. Re:no, the entire world is going the other way on 9th Circuit Overturns FCC's Cable Modem Decision · · Score: 1

    I'm beginning to think that Fight Club had it right.

    Topple the credit companies, and society must start anew.

  15. I'm in Canada on 9th Circuit Overturns FCC's Cable Modem Decision · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hate that Shaw is such a monopoly in my particular region. In cities, they compete with Telus - but frankly, Telus is the greater of the two evils. That's another topic for another day, however.

    Out here in Ruralland Canada, Shaw Cable is the only choice for highspeed, and they charge an arm and a leg AND make you sign over your firstborn. It's very annoying. I'd like to see them put in charge of the infrastructure alone, and have mom & pop ISPs handle the cable modems, and the end-user support. They should only have to pay a small per-client licensing fee, and be given free reign to charge what they'd like above that for internet access. They should also have the option of regulating speeds at their own discretion, for various bundle offerings.

    Does anyone think this is a good way to break up monopoly power, or is it just silly?

  16. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 on Practical mod_perl · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's funny, except for one thing. Stephen King is 56. His birthday was 8 days ago.

  17. Re:Ooh, IONs on Ion Engine Propels Probe to Moon · · Score: 1

    Is that a job offer? Because I could really use the money.

    (note that the above contains intentional grammatical no-nos, designed to indicate my overwhelming potential as a New York Times editor.)

  18. Ooh, IONs on Ion Engine Propels Probe to Moon · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Ion propulsion ... that's fun. Has anyone heard of other probes being constructed that use other fun propulsion technologies?

    (Frankly, the physics of using rockets in space has never made sense to me - how do they go anywhere? - but it seems to work, so that's fine.)

  19. Re:Whoa, this is great on Magnatune - a Non-Evil Record Label? · · Score: 1

    I would like to remind them that as a trusted television reporter, I can be useful in rounding up workers to toil in their underground vinyl caves.

  20. Re:hmm on Magnatune - a Non-Evil Record Label? · · Score: 1

    Now see here! May the Schwartz be with you! (Hmm, I wonder if the spaceballs theme will make it on the music site ... or if any of the non-mainstream stuff, like Alabama 3 or Shocore, will be represented)

  21. hmm on Magnatune - a Non-Evil Record Label? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good is Dumb.

  22. Re:Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these on TCP/IP over Bongo Drums · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not a Beowulf cluster, that's a hub. Possibly a switch, if the drums differ in tone enough. :)

  23. Re:That explains the Shrub... on Recall of Segway Announced by CPSC · · Score: 1

    The funniest joke in the world. It had to be translated one word at a time, because seeing more than two words at a time could incapacitate someone for a week (with laughter).

    I think the modern-day equivalent would be an open letter from Darl McBride.

  24. Re:Obligatory on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't insult the russian mafia like that.

  25. Re:Hey! on Author of Paper Critical of Microsoft is Fired · · Score: 1

    Windows XP telnet works fine for me.