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Disgruntled Fan Arrested, Indicted For Spam Attacks

An anonymous reader submits: "A *very* interesting precedent here might get set here. A California man has been arrested by the FBI for sending spam spoofing the From: email address of several Philadelphia-area newspaper editors and writers. The charges relate to the damage caused by having the bounces sent back to the Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News, with a total of more than 160,000 bounced emails. Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines." And not just arrested, either -- Reader red_dragon points to the indictment (PDF linked from this U.S. Attorney's Office release).

363 comments

  1. Sister Jean was at fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sister Jean stole the files.

  2. Punishment fitting the crime? by pmz · · Score: 0, Redundant


    "Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines."

    1. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by PD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I were king of the universe, rather, WHEN I am king of the universe, spammers will get the death penalty.

    2. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by theglassishalf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thus the old maxim:

      Never tick off people who buy paper by the roll and ink by the barral.

      -Daniel

    3. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by lambent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a scare tactic. They'll rub the accused's nose in his 471 years, which will convince him to take a plea bargain on only a few counts. He'll most likely serve only a few years and face minimal fines.

    4. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by captainclever · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is crazy - bounced emails don't cause $117 million damage.

      The guy could have raped, pillaged and murdered and still do less jail time / fines.

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    5. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      It is likely that the sentences will run concurrently rather than sequentially.

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    6. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      This is obscene. Manson didn't get this harsh a penalty. We all hate spam, but come on! At least limit the jail term to one lifetime.

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    7. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

      Death is far too lenient for a spammer, nowhere near enough pain and suffering (except for their family, whom we're not targeting).

      I would sentence a spammer to have one kneecap blown off. Apparently that hurts.

      Then, if they continue to spam, they should have their remaining kneecap blown off.

      If they spam after that, I don't mind.

    8. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      I agree about killing all spammers. But... was this guy REALLY a spammer? He wasn't sticking it to people like you and me. He was directly annoying some very powerful people. I think THAT'S why the penalty is so steep. Because of our twisted version of capitalism, people like the spam king, Ralsky, will never see this kind of penalty. Basically because in our society, if there is money to be made, the method doesn't matter in the least. We've all sent off the threatening/annoying anonymous e-mails with anonymizers and using rooted boxes in the past, but that is NOT spam. This guy wasn't trying to "make money fast" or "get big penis". He was simply voicing an unpopular set of opinions at a group of people who didn't want to listen. Said group had the money and the power to "get him" and I'm sure they'll win in the end. Yet more proof that capitalism is as corrupt as communism ever was.

    9. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      At least limit the jail term to one lifetime.

      "Your honor, I don't think I can do 471 years"

      "That's O.K. son, just do what you can."

      Personaly I think if we execuited a few hundred spammers, put their heads on stakes, and took their families out of the gene pool too, it would send a pretty clear message to the rest of them and the problem would go away.

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    10. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Funny
      Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines."
      Hmm, these days some inmates have web and email access... just wait until Bubba hears what crime he is in for *cackles*
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    11. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by cameronsto · · Score: 0

      According to the RIAA's indictments of file swappers, he would have to have 780 songs shared to reach a $117 million fine. cameron

    12. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Wateshay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, fines aren't meant to be indicitive of what monetary damages were done, but are rather meant to be set at a level high enough to keep you from doing it. The last time I got caught speeding, I didn't do $80 in damages to anyone, but I still got ticketed for that.

      As for the jail time, he won't serve anywhere close to that. Even if he gets the maximum sentence on each count, those sentences will almost certainly be served concurrently, not consecutively. It's not uncommon for white collar crimes to add up to rediculously high maximum jail terms, because they usually involve violating a whole bunch of different laws. It's easy to be guilty of 300 counts of fraud, but a lot harder to be guilty of 300 counts of murder. On the other hand, 300 counts of fraud will in almost every case be served concurrently, and 300 counts of murder would very likely be served consecutively.

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    13. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Consider the 100,000 recipients that were also victimized. $1,170 per victim does not seem outrageous to me.

      Spam penalties should be proportionate to the number of people affected by the act. If you send a million emails, you should do at the very least a year in jail in my opinion.

    14. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Score:2, Interesting) ??? To bad there isn't more real time meta moderating to correct this crap.

      Funny maybe, but interesting?

    15. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Manson didn't get this harsh a penalty.

      Manson had to live in Vacaville, CA for a while. That's pretty harsh.

    16. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by lightspawn · · Score: 1

      The guy could have raped, pillaged and murdered and still do less jail time / fines.

      Really? How much did the last criminal accused of 160,000 counts of rape or murder get?

    17. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by lasermike026 · · Score: 1

      The punishment does not fit the crime. If this is a crime, it's not worth having. So the philly inq had a bad email day. So what! If they knew anything about there mail system they could have stop it. A misconfigured script or program could cause as much "damage". "damage" - has anything been broken at the philly inq? No. This not a crime but a issue for the civil courts if that. These laws, legislators who enact them, and prosecutors who argue them are STUPID STUPID STUPID!

    18. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Fast+Ben · · Score: 1

      >> "Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines."

      Maybe a bit excessive - I'd say around half that would fit the crime :^)

    19. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by garote · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Already been tried. On atheists.

    20. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wont actually serve that long you dolt.
      You seriously beleive that because he hurt people with money, he will serve 471 years? Nope.

      P.S.-Communists would have executed him.

    21. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by WheatWilton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but did you watch the Phillies this year? Burrell, Mesa, and a bunch of sorry no-account losers. This guy should be hailed as a hero in Philly for taking down the stupid newspapers who duped us into thinking the Fightin Phils were any good...

    22. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      I agree about killing all spammers. But... was this guy REALLY a spammer? He wasn't sticking it to people like you and me.

      Did you read the article? He sent hundreds of thousands of copies of the message to people like you and me. It's just that he used the newspaper's return address. So they got all the bounces. And that's what got them up in arms.

      I'm thrilled about this precedent. Someone has been using my domain name to send spam for several months now, and I've easily collected 100,000 bounces. This motivates me to get out there and figure out who it is.

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    23. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and a special assessment of $7,800

    24. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... especially when they know how to use the spell check feature.

    25. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Geez, buddy ... I hate spam as much as anything else but equating one spam to one murder is a bit extreme, don't you think?

      Besides ... we're still looking for Saddam Hussein.

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    26. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. yes. 471 years for spamming. that sounds about right to me. no, really.

      Now, could we see more charges like this against other spammers? .. where's that champagne I was saving.

    27. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      f I were king of the universe, rather, WHEN I am king of the universe, spammers will get the death penalty.

      When you are king, email me. I think I would like to work for you. :^)

    28. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by PD · · Score: 1

      I agree. I wrote it, but it seriously deserves a (-1,Knows Google from a hole in the ground).

      I've ranted about the moderation system before. Don't get me started.

    29. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Funny

      160,000 bounced mails... less than 60 megabytes of traffic, about as much as three people running windows update or five people downloading Mozilla. Laughable. If they put people like him in the same league with Bin Laden then they should be taken outside and have their bare asses whipped with a rubber hose until they have stopped screaming and started giggling.

    30. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Really, he copy/pastes somebody else's line and still manages to misspell it.

      -1, Bozo

    31. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Deusy · · Score: 1

      Wow, 99% of slashdot applaudes the laws when they're announced. Now, when these laws are applied, everybody realises that they are just ludicrously harsh (I mean, you can bugger children and you get a sentence of only a few years, with no fines).

      Oh the irony. The crowd is fickle.

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    32. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      once again ignorant Americans laugh at the state-sponsored torture that occurs daily in their jails.

      I bet you thought Saddam's sons were really really bad for the rape and torture they committed.

      but when the US use it as a way to keep order in jail, it becomes nothing more than a joke.

    33. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by pmz · · Score: 1


      How can I be redundant, when I was the first post on this subject? Oh well.

    34. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by pmz · · Score: 1

      The last time I got caught speeding, I didn't do $80 in damages to anyone, but I still got ticketed for that.

      So, the trick is to not get caught speeding 130,000 times :)

    35. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Already been tried. On atheists.

      And on Christians....
      And on Bahai....
      And on Muslims.....
      And on and on.....

      Um. What was your point again?

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    36. Re:Punishment fitting the crime? by garote · · Score: 1

      Duh? That is doesn't work!

  3. well... by Moebius+Loop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sending spam is bad.

    That being said, does it seem a little unfair that the indictment charges him with "hacking", when in fact he just spoofed his email address?

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    1. Re:well... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He did more than just spoof. According to the story, he hacked into accounts:

      Meehan's office charges that from about November 2001 to December 2002, Carlson, "a disgruntled Phillies fan," hacked into computers of unsuspecting users and from those computers launched spam e-mail attacks with long messages voicing his complaints about the Phillies management.

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    2. Re:well... by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

      According to the linked article the spam was sent from unsuspecting user's hacked computers: Meehan?s office charges that from about November 2001 to December 2002, Carlson, ?a disgruntled Phillies fan,? hacked into computers of unsuspecting users and from those computers launched spam e-mail attacks with long messages voicing his complaints about the Phillies management.

    3. Re:well... by ninewands · · Score: 2, Informative
      Quoth the poster:
      " ... does it seem a little unfair that the indictment charges him with "hacking" ... "

      No, the volume of mail they are talking about would require use of multiple "zombies" to send ... consider the fact that a significant amount of spam is sent through Win95/98/Me boxes with DSL/cable connections. Since none of those OSs include smtp servers, does it not seem necessary that this dork "hack" into the box, install his MTA and THEN set it to spewing out spoofed e-mails?

      Just my US$0.02

      Quoth the poster:
    4. Re:well... by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      ...Carlson, ?a disgruntled Phillies fan,? hacked...

      Please turn off microsoft smart quotes. They don't mix well with slashdot, or anything else for that matter.

    5. Re:well... by Tr0mBoNe- · · Score: 1

      yeah... he'll have to "hack" a few banks to pay that one off... who in their right minds would think a guy who has the brain to sit and spoof 160000 emails would have 117 mill, and a lifespan of 471 years? I mean they may as well kill the guy...

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    6. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the Indictment... it clearly states he was accused of hacking.

    7. Re:well... by nolife · · Score: 1

      Did he really "hack" into thier accounts or was he using them as the from field? I see complaints every day from users who claim someone "used their computer" because they got a bounce back from sobigE and they did not send it. A few years ago I sent a mail from root@localhost to root@localhost to a user on a LUG mailing list using his machines mailserver with the subject, "HAHA, I have your root password now." He posted to the LUG mailing list the next day and although many theories were flying around, not one person suggested it could have been a fake email. Basically everyone assumed he was hacked and he finally reinstalled his entire system.

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    8. Re:well... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      It actaully is pretty sad that someone who commits murder in the USA would often get a *much* lighter sentence then this with a chance of parol. While what this guy did was wrong, it is no where near as horrid as murder. Though I guess he cost companies money and money seems to be more important then life, at least here in the USA.

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    9. Re:well... by nomel · · Score: 1

      but...it doesn't seem like erasing 160,000 emails would amount to that many millions of dollars...they must have expensive sys admins (maybe expensive users, since the emails would go to them).

    10. Re:well... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Did he really "hack" into thier accounts or was he using them as the from field?

      Did you read the article? (this is my favorite refrain today). He used the NEWSPAPER's addresses in the from field. He used zombie machines (hence "hacked in") to SEND the messages to the hundred thousand spamees.

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    11. Re:well... by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      No, the volume of mail they are talking about would require use of multiple "zombies" to send

      You don't know what you're talking about. It isn't remotely difficult to blast out 160,000 e-mails in a matter of seconds. I once wrote a system which cranked out notifications to hundreds of thousands of addresses on a daily basis, and was routinely called upon to distribute to *millions* of addresses. (It was a government opt-in type of thing, not spam.) Even a single 56K dial-up connection could send 160,000 e-mails in only a few minutes. A DSL or cable modem connection could handle that volume very easily, and if you had a hosted server at your disposal, it would be truly trivial.

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    12. Re:well... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      >Did he really "hack" into thier accounts

      It's right to be highly cynical about journalists, but they are explicit: "Carlson, "a disgruntled Phillies fan," hacked into computers of unsuspecting users and from those computers launched spam e-mail attacks"

      More importantly, it's in the indictment as well: "sending thousands of email messages from the victim's computers"

      Perhaps you could spend 30 seconds clicking on the provided links next time.

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    13. Re:well... by nolife · · Score: 1

      I read the article. There is nothing in there that specifies he hacked into a desktop computer or someones workstation. All of his actions of sending and spoofing emails CAN be done by connecting to the victims mail server, you don't need to connect to a workstation on a network to send mails as that person. By "hacking into other computers" your saying that he somehow connected to someones workstation, fired up Outlook or whatever the victim used for email and sent mail that way? And did this same thing on other company networks too? I'd like to know how that was done. Maybe they were all running VNC and he had the password. Another reason I don't think that happened is they spotted a Shaw IP address for the attackes. That is vague but you could assume his ip address was found in the mailservers or the outgoing mails, this would not be the case if he was using a workstation within the company. If he was sending FROM another workstation, his IP address would not be included in the email and only logged by the workstation (not likely) or some IDS or firewall which if were in use would alert others and probably prevent connecting directly to other workstations. Basically, I am assuming the judgement is not written by someone with technical knowledge and they are considering connecting to a mailserver directly as hacking and gaining unauthorized access through computer ports (like the article states). The theory he hacked into desktops to accomplish this does not make sense when you can do the same exact thing connecting directly to the mailserver without the extra hassle of trying to get to a desktop to do it.

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    14. Re:well... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      >I read the article. There is nothing in there that specifies he hacked into a desktop computer or someones workstation

      "Carlson, "a disgruntled Phillies fan," hacked into computers of unsuspecting users and from those computers launched spam e-mail attacks"

      Do I have to post it a third time, or are you getting the message yet? Hint: stop typing, read the article and the indictment, and comprehend what you're reading.

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    15. Re:well... by nolife · · Score: 1

      I read it twice. Instead of blindly taking what you are reading, think about what it says and what it doesnt say. All I am trying to point out is it sounds to me as if the prosecuters are calling the "hacking into a users computer", the act of using a mail server that does not belong to the hacker himself and spoofing the from and to fields. Indictments are not written by IT folks. I an not conviced that he was "taking control" of a users desktop and firing off emails from it. What he did in terms of "hacking" seems to me to be a very small fraction of what spammers do thousands of times a day. They use other peoples mail servers, fake the headers, and send millions of messages a day. Put that into perspective with thier claim of 117 million in fines.

      If you think it is more then that would you like to share your theory on what you think they mean by he hacked into computers of unsuspecting users and from those computers launched spam e-mail attacks or how else you go about hacking into to someones computer and send spoofed email? One thing that comes to mind is maybe the unsuspecting people had unpatched *nix boxes? Who knows..

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  4. A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precedent by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    471 years in prison for spamming? 100s of millions in fines?

    I dont care how much you nerds hate spam. Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs. Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail.

    Why this the first case they pick up on, because this guy dared to screw with the media? (Think Lamo and the NYT thing). Government/media go hand in hand these days.

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  5. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A *very* interesting precendent here might get set here.

    This might *not* have been read by a slashdot editor might *not* have read this.

  6. Joe Job, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet he'll be performing a few more jobs in jail.

  7. Uhm by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    For forged bounced emails, the fine is 1 day in prison and/or $734. Per email.

    I got 500 bounced emails from a university in Canada once, should I sue them using this as a precedent? :)

    I could *really* use $365,000. I'd even accept it in Canadian dollars (in fact, that would be easier, given that I am Canadian).

    1. Re:Uhm by mythosaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Forged canadian emails are only worth 5/8ths of a day in a US prison.

    2. Re:Uhm by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      I'd even accept it in Canadian dollars (in fact, that would be easier, given that I am Canadian).

      That's going to a problem in the US courts.

    3. Re:Uhm by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Funny
      I got 500 bounced emails from a university in Canada once, should I sue them using this as a precedent? :)

      I could *really* use $365,000. I'd even accept it in Canadian dollars (in fact, that would be easier, given that I am Canadian).

      Uh, unless something happened recently that I'm not aware of, the United States has yet to annex our neighbors to the north. So I think you'd probably be out of luck on that one.

      But if Bush gets reelected next year and can't get any other country to help support his War On Countries That Might Possibly Maybe Have Weapons of Mass Destruction Now Or In The Future, you might get a case after we take over Canada. You've got oil up there somewhere, right?

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    4. Re:Uhm by grub · · Score: 1


      That's going to a problem in the US courts.

      Not at all. The US will wait for the spammer to enter the US then nail him. After all, the nabbed Dmitry Skylarof when he committed no crime within the US borders.

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    5. Re:Uhm by gooberguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, unless something happened recently that I'm not aware of, the United States has yet to annex our neighbors to the north.

      54'40" or fight!

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    6. Re:Uhm by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Current market valuation is three quarters.

    7. Re:Uhm by mog007 · · Score: 1

      canadian emails are only worth 5/8ths of a day

      Canadian prison can't be that much more rough than US Pound-me-in-the-ass prison... can it?

    8. Re:Uhm by azimir · · Score: 1

      Yeah!

      That territory is ours! Vancouver and all the way down to California! The Crown needs to know that it cannot mess with lawful governments!

      *RABBLE* *RABBLE* *RABBLE*

      Oh? What's that? They've already reached an agreement? Dang, all that petition signing for nothing. Well, back to watching that curling match.

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    9. Re:Uhm by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      When Lame Duck Governor Gray Davis signs a bill to let them vote (shortly after he signs a law to let illegal immigrants do the same, I'd imagine), will they only get 2/3rds of a vote?

    10. Re:Uhm by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "54'40" or fight!"

      Into British Columbia? My God, man! Isn't one California enough!?!

    11. Re:Uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I'm trying to make an excuse, but are you sure that the spam actually originated from within the university, and it wasn't just used as a relay? As a student at a Canadian university, I know that several of our universities haven't exactly done a great job in locking down their networks. My university didn't bother to implement SMTP authorization at all until it got a lot of complaints about being used as a spam relay. (This was several years ago.) It seems to me that many (not all) university sys admins are too lazy to bother patching these sorts of holes - even if they know about them in advance - until they become more of a problem NOT to fix. My university "got the message" a few years ago, and is now much more paranoid about security in general.

  8. What precedent will this make? by noe_mo · · Score: 1

    I can see that this will become the new (old) DDoS. What precedent does this set for the "Do-not-Call" SPAM'ers??

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  9. 471 years. by Leffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    471 years in jail, eh? What's so wrong with lifetime?

    And isn't prison about rehabilitation? Will this guy rehabilitate by never in his life having a chance of getting out.

    Or is prison just about hot male on male action nowadays? I'd say so...

    I hope Arnold will create some kind of prison reform.

    Oh, and there's a word I didn't know in the article(and I won't even bother checking some book). What does 'scatological' mean?

    1. Re:471 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't prison about rehabilitation?

      Nope, prison is about keeping people dangerous to the public away from the public. Murderers, rapists, arsonists, extotionists, etc.. It's been twisted over the years into punishment and now "correctional facilities".

      Back in the good old days, this guy would be flogged in the town square and sent on his way.

      What does 'scatological' mean?

      I dont think i want to know. But its probably a good descriptor for the editors spellchecking and grammar skills.

    2. Re:471 years. by dvanduzer · · Score: 1
      I hope Arnold will create some kind of prison reform.
      So do I
    3. Re:471 years. by blahtree · · Score: 1

      It means "Having to do with poo", or obscene language relating to poo.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scatologi cal

      i.e. Eat [insert scatalogical expression here] you fool!

    4. Re:471 years. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      What does 'scatological' mean?

      I'll try to explain it with rythym:

      Bzz de boo-bie do wop ka pow!
      Brr-be ziddy sau kay-he wow!
      Giddy giddy giddy giddy zoomp frah shah
      Foodly zig base arnie vota zow.

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    5. Re:471 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does 'scatological' mean?
      shit

  10. My share? by Fletch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    $117mil/160k mails = $731.25 per email.

    Now, I've had spammers use my address as a from: address a couple of times, resulting in a couple of thousand bounces in my inbox.

    When should I expect my check for $1,462,500 to arrive?

    1. Re:My share? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      When you track down the spammers that sent the mail and sue their ass for using your address. Pretty fucking obvious answer.

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  11. not really--RTFPDF by ed.han · · Score: 1

    he's facing 471 years b/c there are:

    26 counts of violating section 1030 a5ai
    26 counts of violating section 1030 a5aii
    27 counts of violating section 1028 a7

    that's a total of 79 charges. that works out to about 5.96 years/charge. my question: is this in part function a function of ashcroft's "maximum penalty" guidelines?

    ed

  12. I've no sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This schmo has been inundating various baseball newsgroups (under the pseudonym "Mike Schmidt", known in the Philles newsgroup as MiKKKe) with extremely offensive, racist diatribes for years now, including this stunt with forged "From" lines. Plus, he's got priors for inciting racial hatred (by stuffing offensive "literature" into unsuspecting peoples shopping).

    I'm not at all sad he's been nicked, and I hope they send him to prison, where all the people he's been calling "niggers" his whole life, get mediavel on his ass. He's got it coming.

    1. Re:I've no sympathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hate to tell you this but it's not illegal to call someone a "nigger" or anything else.
      It's called speech, as in free, not as in beer.

      If it were illegal to call someone a "nigger" 99.9% of all blacks would be in prison, seems that's their favorite thing to call EACH OTHER..

    2. Re:I've no sympathy by chiller2 · · Score: 1

      " I hate to tell you this but it's not illegal to call someone a "nigger" or anything else. It's called speech, as in free, not as in beer. If it were illegal to call someone a "nigger" 99.9% of all blacks would be in prison, seems that's their favorite thing to call EACH OTHER.."

      The BBC recently published an article all about the N word which makes the distinction between it's use as a racial slur and term of endearment when ending in er and a. It also mentions who uses it, who doesn't, and has includes various opinions on it too.

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  13. Why him? by crow · · Score: 1

    Why are they prosecuting this guy and not the serious spammers who do this every day?

    Is it simply because someone complained to the right people at the FBI to get some action? If so, how do I get the same support if someone does that with my email address? If not, then shouldn't he be able to get off by claiming that he's being singled out instead of receiving equal justice?

  14. Why are they going after this guy by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When people like Steve Hardigree have done orders of magnitude more damage, are just as easy to find, and have all the evidence ever needed for such an indictment stored at spamhaus.org? It doesn't make sense. Even if you can't get a conviction, which seems unlikely, wouldn't it put a serious dent in the spam problem if some of these worthless spammers were handed an indictment of this size?

  15. Killing Spree by dj961 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know if the guy just went on a killing spree, he probably would have gotten less jail time. Makes you think how valuable your life is in the eyes of government.

    1. Re:Killing Spree by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You know if the guy just went on a killing spree, he probably would have gotten less jail time. Makes you think how valuable your life is in the eyes of government.

      here in lies the redicilousness of the laws....

      as the laws are now.. If I were in that guy's shoes, I'd arm myself to the teeth, and plan on killing a very large number of cops,agents,people etc while running to another country and robbing banks to get the funds I need to escape.

      why? because the above possibility of jail time plus fines gives me no other choice but to become extremely dangerous and escape.

      The problem is that one of these time's it's going to happen.. a "cracker" is going to get fingered and when facing the possibility of 1000 years in jail and 22 trillion dollars in fines he's going to kill a crapload of cops, ATF agents, FBI, etc... I.E. that person was just forced by the government to become an extreme danger to society over a very VERY minor criminal act.

      Murder and Bank robbery is a minor crime now compared to ANYTHING done with a computer or the internet.

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    2. Re:Killing Spree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      laws aren't written with the intention that the government should fear its citizens. Why would one dork be able to kill a "crapload" of people whose jobs are to detain or kill him? There's no reason to fear him, he would be committing suicide by cop if he tried to go after cops. If your logic were valid there should never be any penalty for anything. i think the maximum penalties might be a little harsh in this case, but that doesn't mean he'll get the maximum. Why don't the report what the minimum penalty is?? and also, nothing "forces" anyone to become an extreme danger to society, they do that themselves. the bottom line is you're rediculous and you like making a big deal out of nothing just like most of the people on this site anymore.

    3. Re:Killing Spree by KillerLoop · · Score: 1

      Quite interesting, isn't it?

      When posting on public forums, how many of you think twice about posting your actual opinion because maybe something or someone might sue your ass off over it?

    4. Re:Killing Spree by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Actaully, it is not that is was a crime with a computer or the internet. It is because it involved a corporation and *MONEY*. It is pretty sad that a crime that *only* takes money as it's victim has more harsh maximum punishments then a crime that takes a human life as its victim. Only in America!

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    5. Re:Killing Spree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go for it dude.

      how about you try and actually READ the fricking post first....

      computer crime = death sentence...

      murder != much time in jail.

      you do the math... If I'm ever accused of computer crime I'd do the same damn thing...

      the cops know better.. you know the ones that drag the 16 year old out in the street and throw him in prision for viewing a file on some stupid corperations computer network....

      get real....

  16. Gov't wants us to rage with assault and bettery by elwinc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given the disparity of penalties between, say, a mugging and this spam attack, it's clear that the government would prefer that we express our rage with assault and battery. Most murderers get off with less than 471 years. Lemme know your favorite assault weapon so I can start settling my scores the gov't approved way. note to humor impaired: that's sarcasm there. I agree with General Clark: if you want assault weapons, join the Army -- they've got lot's of 'em.

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    1. Re:Gov't wants us to rage with assault and bettery by linzeal · · Score: 0

      Join the army and contribute to collatoral damage, aka killing unarmed protestors, dangerous foreign reporters, and families in cars trying to rush pregnant women to the hospital. Than go back home and rape your children, beat your wife, and eventually shoot your self in the head when you realize what a monster you are.

    2. Re:Gov't wants us to rage with assault and bettery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a side note, an assault weapon is a select fire weapon. This means that you can potentially shoot more than one round with one pull of the trigger, by design. This means semi auto only Uzi's, AK-47's, etc., are not assault weapons.

      Conversely it could be argued that the definition of an assault weapon is defined in the aault weapon's ban passed in 1993. But military weapons are select fire, and select fire weapons are covered under other laws. Therefore the military has no assault weapons.

  17. Interesting Precedent Indeed by Cyberllama · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If that, in and of itself, can constitute a crime then pretty much every spammer ever is guilty of the same thing -- just spread about amongst different people. Instead of one company incuring all the "financial damage" of bounced emails, it's many thousands with the "damage" spread around.

    Still . . . I have to believe that there is something more to this story than is posted here. If the hacking charge truly comes from simply lying in the "From:" portion of an email, then I will have lost all faith in humanity.

    And of couse, the punishment is obviously completely absurd. I'm torn about what to do with this guy myself. Clearly what he did constitutes a DOS attack of sorts, and yet what he did is essentially no different than what every spammer does everyday. IANAL, but if this case is sucessfully prosucuted, wouldn't that give precedent for prosecuting every spammer out there?

    1. Re:Interesting Precedent Indeed by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could take 30 second to actually click on the provided links?

      Read the indictment: '3. As is further described in this indictment, the defendant ALLAN ERIC CARLSON violated varies federal ciminal statutes by "hacking," that is, gaining unauthorized access to the computers of other persons on the Internet; sending thousands of e-mail messages from the victim's computer; and "spoofing," that is, falsifying the return address of these e-mails[...]'

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    2. Re:Interesting Precedent Indeed by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      Is that not what I said? The indictment claims that part of his "hacking" was "spoofing" the return address of the emails.

      If the spoofing part is not part of the charge, why even mention it there? It's either poorly written or saying that faking the return address was illegal.

  18. old fashioned hard labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember in the old days when convicts were made to perform hard labor, like breaking rocks in a quarry? They were made to do this even though machines which were more efficient existed. The hard labor was a form of punishment that was also beneficial to society (in the form of gravel).

    Following this line of reasoning into the 21st century, we can use prison inmates as a source of truly random numbers; just hook electrodes up to electrically active parts of the inmate's body, do some kind of hash on the output once enough bits have been collected, and voila! genuine randomness for cryptographic applications, like e-commerce.

    It'd be pretty easy to make a kernel module that caused an access to /dev/random to contact a federal corrections server and fetch some bits. It could be made efficient with cacheing etc.

    What do you think? I think it's about time that inmates started contributing something back to society.

  19. 471 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    471 years in federal prison

    Apparently 400 years weren't enough to cover everything. Better to slap those extra 71 years on, just in case.

  20. Joe Job precident by oneishy · · Score: 1

    It is nice to see that in addition to sending spam, he was indited for identity theft and hijacking (or spoofing) the return address.

    This is a good precedent for anyone who has dealt with a Joe Job before. (myself included... three thousands bounced messages in two weeks... and counting). That said i think the time, and fine are excessive and don't fit the crime. a week of time total and $50/bounce would be fine by me.

    1. Re:Joe Job precident by beebware · · Score: 1

      3k in a fortnight? Last time I was joe-jobbed, it was over 16,000 in a day - three times now I've had to call my ISP and say "Just wipe my email account, I know I've got important emails there but I won't stand a chance at trying to distinguish the good from the bad". Luckily, my spam level is down to a "handleable" 5,000 per day at the moment...

    2. Re:Joe Job precident by oneishy · · Score: 1
      that is what they made procmail filters like this for ;^)

      * Subject: Returned mail: User unknown $HOME/mail/spam_bounce
  21. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by EdgeShadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The penalties aren't for the spam he sent, but rather for spoofing the sender's address. Many (hundreds of thousands) of the spam emails he sent out were to bad/non-existent addresses, and were bounced back to the real addresses he faked as his own. The people who received the "returned" emails are suing him, not those that got spammed.

    That being said, I agree that the maximum penalties are harsh, to say the least. Then again, they are maximum penalities, and I'd be surprised if he goes to jail for more than 5-10 years, if at all. There's no doubt that he caused damages, but not 117 million dollars worth.

  22. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
    And if I grab a dog by its back legs and beat my wife into a coma with it, I spend more time in jail for what I did to the dog than what I did to her.

    Realistically, there will not be bouncecount charges on the complaint, and all the bounces will be consolidated in some way. A sensible prosecutor would try the first, say, thousand messages, and leave it at that.

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  23. Well.. perhaps by DaLiNKz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he should kill off the FBI that have evidence / charging him. Least he'd get a lower maximum sentence.

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  24. Kill a person, get 20 to life by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Carlson faces a maximum sentence of 471 years imprisonment and $117,250,000 in fines."

    Well damn, I'm heading out to the gun store, gonna rob me some banks, shoot me up some people up and still get out of prison faster than this guy.

    Is it just me or has the US Guhvumment been totally hijacked by corporate interests to the point where the US Constitution is just a minor inconvenience?

    What happened to no cruel nor unusual punishment, the punishment fitting the crime, our inaliable rights?

    The only time I have heard of such a possible maximum has been in the case of multiple-murder and serial child molestation. And even if they give him say... 5 years, he will be financially ruined forever at even a fraction of the proposed monetary damages. So his life might as well be over.. quite lliterally made a slave to the corporations he will have to pay this "restitution" to...
    And wasn't slavery constitutionally abolished over 100 years ago? Well as long as he isn't black I guess it's all ok.

    1. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happened to no cruel nor unusual punishment, the punishment fitting the crime, our inaliable rights?

      It's cruel and unusual punishment. Which the courts have interpreted to mean that a punishment can be one or the other, but not both.

    2. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by scrytch · · Score: 1
      If convicted, Carlson faces a maximum possible sentence of 471 years imprisonment, $117,250,000 in fines and a special assessment of $7,800


      Sure he can soak up a measly hundred seventeen million dollar fine, but that special assessment close to eight grand is gonna put him under for sure...
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    3. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Try shooting 71 people, and seeing what your maximun prison time is (Hint it will be much longer).

      Maximun sentinces are rarely given. They are intended for scare value, and to give prossicution some room to get a easy case. Better to testify against yourself in exchange for 4 years than to not help against yourself, taking the chance they will get you anyway and put you in for life. Once in a while some really bad person gets maximun sentinces (And I don't doupt that once in a while someone just annoys the judge so much they get it...), overall not many though.

    4. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you for saying this. too bad the dumbasses here don't understand what the word maximum means.

    5. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Sentences often run concurrently. There's always bankruptcy.

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    6. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by caveman902 · · Score: 0

      Involuntary servitude is still legal to impose against people convicted of crimes. Serving a prison sentences, paying fines and making restituionis all involuntary and the courts have upheld it as legal.

    7. Re: Kill a person, get 20 to life by gidds · · Score: 1
      I'm gonna... shoot me up some people up...

      Gosh, not one but two superfluous prepositions. (And a superfluous pronoun for good measure.) You Americans really like them, don't you?

      Anyway, I haven't seen anyone discuss the multiplicity of electronic crime. Committing hundreds of murders is much more difficult than one - maybe more than hundreds of times harder. (I don't know, I've never tried it...) And yet committing electronic fraud (any of a number of different types) hundreds or even millions of times is little harder than doing it once. Of course, it increases your chances of being caught, but it's not much harder - which is why the economics of spam are as they are.

      We all seem to agree on the Mikado's maxim that the punishment should fit the crime; but should it fit the effort expended in the crime, or should it fit the effects of the crime?

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    8. Re:Kill a person, get 20 to life by pheldan · · Score: 1
      Is it just me or has the US Guhvumment been totally hijacked by corporate interests to the point where the US Constitution is just a minor inconvenience?

      Nope, it isn't just you. The problem is not enough Americans are paying attention and noticed(or maybe just don't care... got problems of their own to deal with)

      Go checkout Regan's Legacy. It does a decent job of quickly explaining when&why things started heading down the crapper.

  25. Johnathan Feruken Conspiracy !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To Whom It May Concern (other than myself):

    Hi. I have been a huge fan of cereals of all kinds for my whole life. Sometimes I eat it for all three meals of the day, or live on it exclusively for weeks, or put it in my underpants to keep me feeling fresh (and also as an emergency back-up snack). I cereasly love it.

    I am especially fond of a lot of your cereals like Boo Berry and Trix and Chex and Lucky Charms and Cookie Crisp. My absolute favorite is Fruity Pebbles though, which I believe is a Post cereal. Maybe you guys should make something that tastes like Fruity Pebbles except manages not to have Fred Flintstone's ugly mug all over the box. Yabba Dabba Eww. Anyway, my point is that I like a lot of your cereals and so I am personally concerned with their condition. And, quite frankly, lately I've been a bit worried.

    Let's start with my favorite cereal of yours - Boo Berry. I love Boo Berry... at least I think I do... actually, I know it used to be my favorite cereal but I haven't had any in years so I've kind of forgotten what it tastes like - because it's not in any stores! No stores in my area carry it. I checked on your website and apparently you still make it; you even offer it for sale. Unfortunately I can't justify buying it for the $6.74 for a twelve ounce box price. You do offer buying it in a case instead of a four pack, which would drop the price to $4.71 a box, but that is still unreasonable and would also require me to spend an entire week's pay on a large shipment of haunted cereal. My girlfriend would kill me (if I didn't overdose on blue food coloring first).

    I think I have a solution to this dilemma. I know you can't force any businesses to carry your cereals and I know that you can't afford to sell them direct for less than $4.71 and still have money left over to pay for upkeep on Count Chocula's castle, hiring someone to build 400 mind-numbing advertisements disguised as crappy kids games for youruleschool.com, and keep your CEOs rolling in golden Kix. So here's what you should do - open up your own stores all across the country. You've already got one in Mall-of-America, now put one in every mall in America. Even if you don't sell much cereal (and you'd sell a lot, trust me) it would be great advertising. You can sell t-shirts with nifty slogans like "Frosted Wheaties: When You're Too Damn Lazy To Put Sugar On Your Own Wheaties!" or "Honey Nut Chex: It Rhymes With 'Funny Butt Sex' For A Reason!" and other stuff which is even more great advertising plus it makes money up front. I can see it now, picture a young child in the mall with its mother...

    YOUNG CHILD: Mommy! Mommy! Look at all the pretty colored cereal!

    MOTHER: Oh Honey, you know cereals like that are just a result of the global dentist/cereal/porn conspiracy, we've been through this a million times...

    YOUNG CHILD: Awww...

    MAN IN TRIX RABBIT SUIT comes out of the store.

    MAN IN TRIX RABBIT SUIT: You know Ms. Averagemother, all of our cereals are fortified with titanium plating and deflector shi... er, essential vitamins and minerals; and they are a part of this complete breakfast.

    MAN IN TRIX RABBIT SUIT whips out a complete breakfast on a tray.

    MOTHER: Well... I guess a few minutes couldn't hurt...

    YOUNG CHILD: Gee, thanks mom!

    YOUNG CHILD runs in followed slowly by MOTHER. Group of scantily clad dentists appears and drags MOTHER into back room. YOUNG CHILD transforms into a cartoon and spends eternity trying to steal Lucky's Charms and torturing the Trix Rabbit by hogging the cereal.

    Now, on to my next suggestion. You need to do something about Cheerios. Really, they're awful. Yes they are good for my heart, but this is overshadowed by the fact that they taste like my butt.

    On the other hand, a cereal that already tastes great is Lucky Charms. I would like you to address some concerns I have about the marshmallows, thoug

    1. Re:Johnathan Feruken Conspiracy !!!! by joeldg · · Score: 1

      why do I find this sooo damn funny....

  26. Journalism 101 by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why did the article authors mention the guy being a possible white supremacist? They say that in the first paragraph, as if it were something important, and then don't bother going on to connect that to the events described in the article.

    I mean, generally speaking, most people agree that any form of racist supremacy is bad, but if it doesn't have anything to do with the charges against him, then mentioning it just incites the audience unfairly. If his political views do have something to do with his actions, then they should have let us know instead of leaving us hanging.

    1. Re:Journalism 101 by lamont116 · · Score: 1
      Why did the article authors mention the guy being a possible white supremacist?

      Read some of his manifestos:


      Thome Scam Gathers Steam


      "Our philosophy does not change"


      Phillies Quitting Again

    2. Re:Journalism 101 by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that people just like labels.

      Take the Louisiana's election for governor several, several years ago. One of the candidates was David Duke. Duke is somewhat infamous for being a high-ranking member of "the Klan" many years ago. He claimed multiple times, publicly, that he made some mistakes in the past and he no longer held those views anymore.

      Now, I'm not endorsing his behaviour or even saying I liked anything about the man, but his official title on *every* TV news report was, and still is, "Former Klan leader/member, D. Duke." I have *never* heard his name mentioned on the television without that title (except for his own campaign commercials, naturally.) Even years after the election, if he visted some schools or did anything publicly at all, good or bad, he had that label when reported about by the media. Weird.

    3. Re:Journalism 101 by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "I mean, generally speaking, most people agree that any form of racist supremacy is bad, but if it doesn't have anything to do with the charges against him, then mentioning it just incites the audience unfairly. If his political views do have something to do with his actions, then they should have let us know instead of leaving us hanging."

      I agree with you. But when I read the article I sort of assumed that the content of the spam he sent out included offensive racial content. It might possibly be relevant in that such content coming from the email addresses of reputable journalist could cause them quite a bit of emotional distress as they try to explain the situation.

      If that's the case, though, the article probably should have mentioned it.

    4. Re:Journalism 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, you seem capable of reading the first paragraph, but you need RTWFA (read the WHOLE fucking article).

      Try the third paragraph, reproduced here:
      In 1996, Carlson, who California law enforcement officials believe placed anti-African Americans, anti-Jewish and anti-Latino leaflets into supermarket products, was sentenced to 32 months in prison for vandalizing more than two dozen luxury cars.

    5. Re:Journalism 101 by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Take the Louisiana's election for governor several, several years ago. One of the candidates was David Duke. Duke is somewhat infamous for being a high-ranking member of "the Klan" many years ago. He claimed multiple times, publicly, that he made some mistakes in the past and he no longer held those views anymore.

      Ok...motives of white supremacists do not matter in spam - I hate spam no matter which races the spammer hates or which organization the spammer belongs to. So I'm guessing the journalist mentioned this guy's affiliation because it is sensational, plus it makes it MUCH easier to hate him, and makes you believe he's capable of anything horrible and deserves what he gets.

      But the KKK is a very political group, in that they want to change society (in a bad bad way). As a politician, you have more potential to change society than almost any other profession. So regardless of how much Duke renounces his white supremacist past, as a politician it's still going to follow him forever, and it should. Do you really trust David Duke when he says he's changed all his racist views?

    6. Re:Journalism 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really trust David Duke when he says he's changed all his racist views?

      No, but my point was, even after the election, the title stuck to him no matter what he did, whether it related to politics or not. I agree that he probably didn't change his entire philosophy as much as he just adjusted his public opinions to be more inline with the perceived norms.

      I have an rather nasty incident on my driving record from my younger days. Did I expect it to affect my insurance and other driving-related topics? Yes. Do I expect it to prevent me from collecting social security when I turn 65? I hope not. I'd hate to go to McDonald's 20 years from now and hear: "Mr Gunslinger, a man who was convicted of a DUI when he was 17, would you like fries with that?" =)

    7. Re:Journalism 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author couples his supremacist views with prior arrests and jail time.

      Likewise, this episode couples his Philly fandom and future jail time.

      In both cases, it shows that this guy is in trouble with the law for strange communication-related behaviors.

    8. Re:Journalism 101 by ljavelin · · Score: 1

      Just like they say "Harvard Business School Graduate, G.W. Bush".

      Oh, no they don't.

    9. Re:Journalism 101 by starX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why did the article authors mention the guy being a possible white supremacist? They say that in the first paragraph, as if it were something important, and then don't bother going on to connect that to the events described in the article.

      Pure and simple, they did this to make him seem more human and likeable. Everyone knows that racists are intellectually impaired, this lets everyone know that he is stupid, and therefore maybe did not realize the depths of the evil that is spamming.

      I mean come on now... the guy is a SPAMMER. It really doesn't get much worse than that.

  27. How'd he get caught? by bert33 · · Score: 1

    How did he get caught if he was using comprimised machines to send the spam? Also, that sentence is great. It's a great country that lets murderers and rapists out of jail to make room for non-violent drug offenders and spammers.

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  28. I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could have expected this from a Flyers fan, but a Phillies fan?

    What's this world coming to?

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    1. Re:I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of thing happens when you go through 19 seasons without making the playoffs out of 20.

      Or put it like this, the last time the flyers made the playoffs, I was 23. The last time the phillies made the playoffs, I was 13. And before that, I was 3.

  29. Justice? by Kaa · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Yes, VERY interesting...

    Let's look at California penal code.

    How about throwing acid in someone's face?
    244. Any person who willfully and maliciously places or throws, or causes to be placed or thrown, upon the person of another, any
    vitriol, corrosive acid, flammable substance, or caustic chemical of any nature, with the intent to injure the flesh or disfigure the body of that person, is punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three or four years.

    OK, let's see, what if I attack someone with a knife?
    245. (a) (1) Any person who commits an assault upon the person of another with a deadly weapon or instrument other than a firearm or by any means of force likely to produce great bodily injury shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years

    Hell, given that Arnie is now governator of California what happens if I start spraying machinegun fire around?
    (3) Any person who commits an assault upon the person of another with a machinegun, as defined in Section 12200, or an assault weapon, as defined in Section 12276 or 12276.1, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for 4, 8, or 12 years.

    So, four years in jail for permanently disfiguring someone, four years for cutting somebody up with a knife, twelve for machinegunning people and... 471 years for spoofing a From: email header.

    Ah, yes, justice...
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    1. Re:Justice? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      Agreed. We all probably can concur that large scale, unsolicited spamming is bad and the people who do it and try to conceal their identities, and cause damage and waste lots of time should be punished. But clearly 471 years for what is fundamentally one or a couple of offenses that are being made into some ungodly number of separate crimes is way out of wack with any normal concept of justice.


      No matter how profitable spam might be, it seems to me like 5 or 6 months in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison should be plenty to "rehabilitate" even the most recalcitrant offender.

    2. Re:Justice? by Ixitar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are forgetting the fact that the 471 years are multiple sentences running consecutively.

      Now, lets take a look at your examples again.

      Disfiguring with acid

      10 victims = 20 - 40 years
      100 victims = 200 - 400 years

      cutting someone up with a knife

      10 victims = 20 - 40 years
      100 victims = 200 - 400 years

      Gunning down people with a machine gun

      10 victims = 40 - 120 years
      100 victims = 400 - 1200 years

      He has 79 counts of computer-hacking related offenses and also with identity theft. Over 160,000 forged e-mails. Lets try using two years for each computer-hacking offense

      79 * 2 = 158 years

      That leaves 313 years for the forged e-mails.

      When prosecuting someone, it is a good idea to charge the perpetrator with as many offenses as possible. I think that the cracking offenses alone are sufficient, but a little overkill definitely sends a message.

      Mr. Carlson's alleged activities were definitely overkill.

    3. Re:Justice? by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "471 years for spoofing a From: email header"

      Not at all. He is facing 79 criminal counts, He would only get 471 years if he were sentenced to the maximum for every count AND served them consecutively.

      It's the consecutively part that makes the 471 number meaningless. This is clearly a case where sentences should run concurrently.

    4. Re:Justice? by ibpooks · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you have 79 counts of machine gunning, like this guy does of identify theft, then you would have a maximum sentence of 12*79 = 948 years.

      The indicment (which covers the course of more than a year) is on charges of identity theft by forged headers, not spamming.

    5. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT DOWN

      1) RTFA.
      2) This is a FEDERAL case, not California.
      3) He's charged with not only spoofing (and aftermath of), but cracking other machines he then used to as an open-proxy to send his spam.

    6. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

      Spammers should receive the death penalty. I am totally dead serious about that too. I have probably had several years of my life taken off just from dealing with spam.

      Get your head out of your ass. Spamming is a crime and 471 years isn't anything shy of true Justice.

    7. Re:Justice? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      injure the flesh or disfigure the body of that person

      So... if I just intend to throw acid on someone for sh*ts and giggles, I won't get punished?

      *Runs out to California to throw Vinegar on people*

    8. Re:Justice? by sxltrex · · Score: 1

      All right, let's take a look at it that way:

      471 / 79 = ~6

      So the maximum penalty for spoofing e-mail is 6 years, the maximum for stabbing somebody is 4. Nice.

    9. Re:Justice? by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

      however, if you go stab someone with a knife you will face multiple charges, including:

      Attempted murder
      assault with a deadly weapon
      etc.

      you won't just face the charge of using a knife. Thats just an option to add another 4+ years to the sentence.

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    10. Re:Justice? by lamont116 · · Score: 1

      He'll be sentenced under the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines, probably based upon a negotiated plea. This will take into account his past record (32 months for vandalism), the amount of the loss (and the Government will have a big number in this case, given the sheer volume of emails, and considering that some of these sportswriters were depending on email to get stories to the editor), and whether he accepts responsibility for his crimes. From all this the district court will compute a sentencing level, and there's not a very wide range of sentences available. He'll probably get less time than Mitnick did, all things considered.

    11. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consecutive? Concurrent? These are the axioms that allow you to make up the rules as you go ( as I notice America seems to be very good at)

      How about the limiting condition where your punishment is by the day or hour. How about instead of 471 years a sentance of 4,125,960 concurrent hours (total time served 1 hour) ?????

      When you can make up the rules as you go along the basis of your whole society becomes nonsense ... ... oh wait a minute

    12. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's been more than a few "+5 insightful" posts on /. calling for ritualistic castration of SPAMers.

      So, you know, maybe 471 years ain't all that bad...

    13. Re:Justice? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Let's play fair, shall we? Let's examine things in equal terms rather than pretending they're equal.

      Acid: 2-4 years
      Knifing: 2-4 years
      Machine-gunning: 4-12 years

      Sending a piece of spam:

      471 years / 160,000 counts = 0.00294375 years (<1 day)

      The fine for it:

      $117 million / 160,000 counts = 0.00073125 million (~$731)

      Seems more reasonable, don't you think? And as others have stated before, those are the maximum penalties available, hardly likely what he will actually receive.

      He broke the law, he deserves to be punished according to the law. If you want to say the penalties are too harsh, at least compare things properly before you present the results.

    14. Re:Justice? by TrombaMarina · · Score: 1

      I'm delighted that a spammer is getting busted, but I have to agree, the maximum sentence is more than a little over the top.

      So, uh, what's Ken Lay facing? As long as we're making comparisons here, last I checked he defrauded his employees and/or shareholders of 4 billion dollars. Will he even be prosecuted for anything? I'd rather delete 100 spams from my mailbox every day than to loose my job and my retirement savings.

    15. Re:Justice? by Ciggy · · Score: 1

      This is clearly a case where sentences should run concurrently.

      Shirley that should depend if he comitted the crimes concurrently or consecutively? Was each From: forgery mailed at EXACTLY the same time? If so, then the punishment should be at the same time. If they were consecutive, then the punishment should be consecutive.

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  30. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by abb3w · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs. Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail.

    Well, it's not helped by leaving them out of jail. They are a public nuisance to millions of people. And in this case, cost someone money. Now, having them taken out and shot, or having their kneecaps broken, would probably be better way to deal with spammers than throwing them in jail, but we have this "cruel and unusual" clause here in the US, so jail it is.
    And yes, the Media has some protected status here in the US; pragmatically, because the government desires to keep anything powerful from getting too pissed at it, but also on the principle that people interfering with First-Amendment protected organizations are Bad.

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  31. Pay-Per-View Opportunity by BionicTowed · · Score: 1

    Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines OR, They could flog the guy on cable TV. I'd pay to see that!!!

  32. This guy is screwed by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I highly recommend following the DOJ links to the indictment. This guy hacked into other computers to send out tens of thousands of bogus emails that caused massive boucebacks to the victims. Sure, the "maximum" sentences look absurd, but that's where the interesting part of this case will come in. The guy clearly needs to have the book thrown at him, and spend some time in "federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison." Just how much remains to be seen...

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    1. Re:This guy is screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
      Not that it really matters, but Federal Correctional Institutes generally resemble white collar conuntry clubs more than State prisons would. If he is convicted of a non-violent, Federal crime, he will likely not end up in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Sorry if I rained on your fantasy.

    2. Re:This guy is screwed by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Funny

      How dare you read the articles and the links in the articles to the background material and post a reasonable response to those who obviously haven't even read the flipping article. This is slashdot. Home of the knee-jerk reaction based on headlines and some weenie's self-serving synopsis of an article. I bet you even read up on the issues before voting.

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  33. Is it really too high a penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already some posts have been talking about the severity of the punishment for each forged "From" header. But from the indictment:

    hijacking or "spoofing" the return addresses of e-mail accounts of reporters at the Philadelphia Inquirer

    Clearly, forging a mail header is "hijacking", which we all know too well is an act of terrorism.

    Moreover, I'm surprised the DMCA was not used to levy additional jail time-- after all, the "alleged" terrorist cracked the authentication scheme as described in RFC 821, somehow confusing the SMTP protocol into accepting a non-valid "reverse-path" value.

    Our friends at the NSA are still trying to determine how this was accomplished.

  34. Rehabilitation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberal, eh? Prison is for keeping bad people away from me and my stuff.

    1. Re:Rehabilitation? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Liberal, eh? Prison is for keeping bad people away from me and my stuff.

      OK, so he gets 471 years in prison. That's much more than he can ever serve, so why not just kill him instead? The death penalty would certainly seem a cheaper solution than keeping someone incarcerated for 50 or 60 years until they die of natural causes. Anyone serving a life sentence or a length longer than 50 or 60 years should really just be taken to the gas chamber as soon as possible to clear out space and ease up on our prison system.

    2. Re:Rehabilitation? by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Our penal system doesn't evaluate price-effectiveness when considering between punishments (thank goodness, a bullet is pretty much the cheapest way of delivering "justice" yet found).

      Two things about life in prison. First, having him rot in jail is a worse punishment than killing him would be (IMHO). Second, we have the chance later to say that he was innocent or we otherwise feel that he should be pardoned and he gets to be set free. That's a lot harder to do when you killed him ten years ago. Posthumous pardons don't quite have the same upside.

      Regards,
      Ross

    3. Re:Rehabilitation? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      The Death pentilty is always more expensive than life in prison. Those that use it do so because they want to set an example for others. "You too could die if you were really really bad." The cost of a mistake is high, so lawyers (some of whom hate the death penilty enough to work for free!) will appeal every point, (there is some gaurentee that the courts will look at them, but I'm not sure exactly what) at great cost to the state. In a clear cut most evil person with no shread of remorse case, the death penitly can barely happen 10 years after the origional trial. We don't want to accidently get the wrong person. (Not that we succede, but we give it a good effort)

      Life in prision is much easier to deal with. Lawyers don't care about you (other than for money), so it is harder to get one to take your appeal seriously. Just take the criminal, lock them up, feed them a few times a day, and make sure they have minimal living standards. Sure you have to pay gaurds, and heat the building and the like, but those costs are cheap compared to the cost of lawyers defending appeals.

  35. hacking charge: yes, spoofing charge: no by penguin7of9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The part about hacking into people's computers should arguably be a prosecutable offense. But "spoofing" the from address should not be: the "From:" line is currently pretty much only advisory and will remain so until there are significant technical changes to the email infrastructure.

    And it's too easy to put in the wrong "From:" line accidentally when configuring mail systems. For example, I was using the right account name with the wrong domain name for a week once in my From: line (I thought my mail was broken). Someone else actually got some of the responses intended for me.

    1. Re:hacking charge: yes, spoofing charge: no by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Obviously "From:" shouldn't be legislated into perfection, but the big difference between what you're talking about and what this guy did is intent-- which could be tough to determine, but in cases such as this I think it is clear beyond a reasonable doubt that he did this on purpose and with malicious intent.

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    2. Re:hacking charge: yes, spoofing charge: no by humanerror · · Score: 1
      the "From:" line is currently pretty much only advisory

      Apparently a lot of MTAs took the advice of the From: header to the point of DDOSing the mailboxes of those named in the spoofed header with bounces. So, while you are technically correct in your statement, the practical reality is much different.

      it's too easy to put in the wrong "From:" line accidentally when configuring mail systems

      There is a difference between negligence and malice. Thus, they have that silly notion of proving intent to commit a crime in addition to the commission of the crime itself (hence the diffference between manslaughter and murder 1, in the extreme case, or the difference between a tortious instance of neglect and a prosecutable instance of malice, in the more common case).

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    3. Re:hacking charge: yes, spoofing charge: no by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1

      Thus, they have that silly notion of proving intent to commit a crime in addition to the commission of the crime itself (hence the diffference between manslaughter and murder 1, in the extreme case, or the difference between a tortious instance of neglect and a prosecutable instance of malice, in the more common case).

      Right. And I think notions of intent, while not completely avoidable, should be kept to a minimum in the law. This seems like one of those cases where it is superfluous.

  36. Yeah, I used to get his e-mails by bkweber · · Score: 1

    I finished my graduate work at U Penn last year, and I recall for a while getting angry Phillies rants virtually everyday from Phil Hagen of the Daily News or an assortment of Philadelphia Inquirer writers. Of course I never though they were from any of these writers. Interestingly, his venom was reserved for the franchise, nary a racist word in them. On the other hand such an angry Phillies fan I've never seen. The messages stopped sometime early last year, maybe as the Phillies blossomed. But I can only presume his anger grew over the summer. Racism and unchecked anger at your home team equals no playoffs.

    1. Re:Yeah, I used to get his e-mails by miroth · · Score: 1

      Mod this up - a firsthand account of the 'carnage!'

  37. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by rpiotrow · · Score: 1

    Ok, You can take off your helmet. The sky is not falling. That is the maximum sentence. Did you *really* believe that it would be imposed? Oh, you did! Sorry.

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  38. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs. Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail

    Research shows that many inmates tend to become even more hardened criminals once they are sent to prison.

    When he gets out in 2471, society better watch out.

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  39. How about the DOS on the spam blacklists? by tstoneman · · Score: 1

    Why did they go after this attack instead of the DOS on the spam blacklists?

    Oh yeah, I forgot, because this was against a newspaper, and not some small fries blacklist operators.

    Money talks, huh?

  40. Read here for more info by nicedream · · Score: 1

    This guy has been polluting Philadelphia Phillies message boards on mlb.com, espn.com and others. The admin of the board I follow (philliesphans.com) assisted the FBI in nailing this guy.

    Click for the thread

    In short, this guy is a major prick. I do think the charges are excessive though.

    1. Re:Read here for more info by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      In short, this guy is a major prick.

      If being a prick were illegal:
      1. Jails would be overflowing.
      2. We would not be discussing lawsuits from SCO!

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  41. Let's hope this makes spammers think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the responses have been along the lines of this is too much for the crime; No, it is not too much.
    Some are looking for their money to roll in; No, the penalty is not for the victim. See Civil action.
    I would like this case successful prosecuted so it makes the job easier for the FBI. I can provide all the information on those that hijack my domain. Until now, the FBI answer has been, "No crime has been committed to investigate."

    Once this case is done, I think they will have to find a new reason to do nothing when contacted about computer crime were the victim is not a billion dollar US company.

  42. Is this how the government spends our money? by seriv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a civil matter. The newspapers should sue the guy, he did something wrong, but there is no point in putting the guy in jail for the rest of his life and make him bankrupt. After all, putting someone in prison will acomplish nothing, they are meant to correct people or keep dangerous ones out of society. This will just spend more of tax payers money needlessly. Putting someone in prison for the rest of his life is expensive, and after all don't we have better things to pay for like an illegal war based on lies?
    -Seriv

    1. Re:Is this how the government spends our money? by zoobaby · · Score: 1

      Civil matter...should be, however, data flows through multiple states, over transmission lines, making it a federal issue.

  43. RTFA by McSpew · · Score: 2, Informative

    It isn't *just* that he sent thousands of spams. He allegedly hacked into others' PCs and sent the spams from them. Doing so with a bogus return address would have been bad enough, but he allegedly forged return addresses to redirect bounces to Philadelphia sportswriters. Unlike most spammers, this guy had an axe to grind, which made him far more traceable. Also, unlike most spammers, he attacked a very targeted group of people.

    The clown involved in this mess is well known on the rec.sport.baseball newsgroup (and presumably in the Phillies newsgroup, as well). Nobody there is shedding a tear over his apprehension. He's a crank and a racist and nobody will miss his lunatic rants.

    That said, if he were just a crank and a racist and hadn't done anything specifically illegal, this would be a good time to complain about the preferential treatment received by some in our society. But this particular case is about a guy who broke the law and did so in a way that pointed the finger right back at him. I have a hard time feeling outraged on his behalf.

  44. they say he's a Nazi too! by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    as if spamming wasn't enough.... yeah weird..... for you non article readers:


    In 1996, Carlson, who California law enforcement officials believe placed anti-African Americans, anti-Jewish and anti-Latino leaflets into supermarket products, was sentenced to 32 months in prison for vandalizing more than two dozen luxury cars.


  45. (OT) healthcare sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    National healthcare will be run with the fairness of the IRS and the efficiency of the DMV.

    We already have that with private healthcare today. At least trying a national program can get rid of the waste we have with finger pointing and non-uniform criteria and paperwork. Give it a chance, I say.

    1. Re:(OT) healthcare sig by Cromac · · Score: 1
      We already have that with private healthcare today. At least trying a national program can get rid of the waste we have with finger pointing and non-uniform criteria and paperwork. Give it a chance, I say.

      Switch to a government run program to eliminate waste and finger pointing??? You must live in a different country than the US.

    2. Re:(OT) healthcare sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he must, since healthcare works better in just about every other modernized country than it does in the u.s.

    3. Re:(OT) healthcare sig by pmz · · Score: 1

      he must, since healthcare works better in just about every other modernized country than it does in the u.s.

      1) The US still has most of the best hospitals in the world.

      2) Most of the problems can be traced directly to either government regulation, corruption, or frivolous lawsuits.

      3) The remaining problems are due to unionization and the fact that the medical industry requires that many people work nights and weekends.

      None of these problems require government-based solutions, except for normal and traditional policing to curb corruption and perhaps some lawsuits.

      I know this may sound un-intuitive, but there is a monetary value to health. The checks and balances in a market-based health care system are: 1) insurance companies want people to be healthy 2) doctors want people to be sick 3) people don't want to pay either high insurance premiums or high doctor bills. If you follow the money trail, then it forces doctors to be honest to a reasonable degree, if they want to earn a decent living.

      I think most people really want to believe that doctors look out for the patient's best interests, which is unfortunate and naive. Nationalized healthcare really will only succeed in perverting the system into a form where quality and timeliness of service declines while prices at best stay the same if not go up. Nationalized healthcare will probably turn the US into a third-world country, medically speaking. Also, don't forget that political motivations will infect a national system with exclusions and allowances, and there will be a mandatory payroll deduction that carries a prison term for failure of payment. Yes, national healthcare will become a system of extortion. I hope that makes everyone really cozy.

      For people that absolutely cannot afford health care, then there's always room for church missions to pick up some of the slack. There is no way to remove charity from a market system, but it simply isn't the government's job to be a philanthropist.

  46. Article is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the common usage of "spam" these days is to describe junk email, but this article is actually referring to "Spam", the canned meat product made by Hormel.

    The guy in question snail mailed millions of cans of Spam to unsuspecting subscribers of said newspapers, and put the editors' return addresses on the packages. Imagine their surprise to find 160,000 cans of spam in their P.O. box!!

  47. No wonder ID theft is so popular these days by Dav3K · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How nice of the US Attorney's Office to publish the defendant's FULL NAME, CURRENT ADDRESS and DATE OF BIRTH prominently on the web, for all to see.(See linked PDF in topic) Even better, this guy is going to be out of the house for a while, so it should be no problem to pick up his mail.

    I swear, the only thing protecting this guy's ID now is his new-found criminal record.

    1. Re:No wonder ID theft is so popular these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that all this sort of information has been public record since the founding of the Republic, right?

    2. Re:No wonder ID theft is so popular these days by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Consider it a favor to would-be identity thieves everywhere, so they don't make the same mistake as the ex-Floridian who stole a former neighbor's identity because he knew that with four DUI arrests, he would never get a driver's license in his new home state of Connecticut.

      Not until his ID was checked after he was arrested for disorderly conduct did he find out that his former neighbor was a convicted sex offender.

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  48. China struggles to keep up by TheNarrator · · Score: 4, Funny

    News Flash: China, in a desperate attempt to keep up with the United States has introduced a wave of new registration including the death penalty for spamming. A seperate bill, also introduced, proposes 30 years hard labor for trolling Slashdot.

  49. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Now, having them taken out and shot, or having their kneecaps broken, would probably be better way to deal with spammers than throwing them in jail, but we have this "cruel and unusual" clause here in the US, so jail it is.

    Why don't we just repeal that, too? Why the hell not? The so-called Bill of Rights looks more like swiss cheese than any protective layer over our rights.

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  50. Would it have been spam if... by pastpolls · · Score: 1

    Would it have been spam and subject to these penalties if he used his own email address(s)?

    Here is the definition I found for spam... An electronic message is "spam" IF: (1) the recipient's personal identity and context are irrelevant because the message is equally applicable to many other potential recipients; AND (2) the recipient has not verifiably granted deliberate, explicit, and still-revocable permission for it to be sent; AND (3) the transmission and reception of the message appears to the recipient to give a disproportionate benefit to the sender.

    If his message was to a particular person and that person welcomes responses on his/her web pages and does not offer anything other than an opinion, it would not be spam until the guy complains.

    If the perpetrator had a script that sent one email a day until the writer or person responded then asked a friend if he would do the same it would be annoying but not illegal.

    Lesson of the day: Spam is bad... do you homework first.

  51. white supremacy: relevance?? [not] by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    The article begins with the line: "A California man who's an apparent white supremacist...". I don't mean to condone white supremacists, but what relevance does this have to his use of spam? The white supremacist angle is never mentioned again in the article. If the spam he'd sent had contained white supremacist views, that would be relevant, but the article doesn't bring up any such thing. I'm therefore struck by the notion that its inclusion is an attempt to predispose the reader to disliking the subject of the article, and that seems unacceptible. Why not start out the article with a list of everything he's ever done wrong, like speeding tickets, smoking dope, or reeking of BO? Perhaps because it'd make the irrelevancy obvious even to the less astute. It doesn't matter if I dislike white supremacists; if we let this kind of journalistic tack go unnoticed, we will be on the end of the same pitchfork sooner or later (words like "hacker", "unpatriotic", "anti-corporate"). Don't let it happen... take notice.

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    1. Re:white supremacy: relevance?? [not] by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Its very simple. The simple fact you feel the need to state you are NOT a white supremacist proves what power the label has over the people.

      Its a notch below saying someone likes Hitler. It has the same effect. People are immediately turned off.

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    2. Re:white supremacy: relevance?? [not] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, applying the term "white supremacist" to any person automatically makes them significantly more evil in the eyes of the public - and it makes the media item in question appear like they are fighting the "problem."

      Like most media, it doesn't really matter if the detail is relevant. They're just trying to get a knee-jerk reaction from the public so they don't question the rather ridiculous sentence.

  52. Why the _maximum_ sentence is so high... by sexylicious · · Score: 1

    To put things in perspective...
    For those of you comparing the maximum sentences for robbery, theft, arson, assualts and so on to this guy's maximum sentence, I'd like to point something out.
    That maximum sentence quoted is for a summation of each count of the offense. You cause several tens of thousands of smaller offenses, and you can get charged for each and every one of them.
    If I went to a bank, robbed it, and shot every person in sight with my fully automatic machine gun, and took out vehicles with my handy-dandy grenade launcher, then I could conceivably be charged for each individual death, destruction property, theft, assault and so on. The _maximum_ sentence for that kind of thing could very easily exceed several hundred years in prison (capital punishment notwithstanding).

    Granted IANAL, but I do know enough of the US justice system to say the above with confidence.

    1. Re:Why the _maximum_ sentence is so high... by _bug_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For those of you comparing the maximum sentences for robbery, theft, arson, assualts and so on to this guy's maximum sentence, I'd like to point something out.

      What's more harmful to society? The murder of a single person or 160,000 bounced e-mails?

      The point here is how poorly constructed these laws are. They are built upon antiquated views that simply don't realize the limits these laws can be taken to; as we now see in this case.

      It should not be a per-email offense, it should be a per-incident offense with a bit of leeway in sentencing to handle light (a few dozen spoofed mails) to heavy (a few million spoofed mails) incidents.

      Did this guy do something wrong? Yeah. But does it warrant 500 years in prison and millions of dollars in fines? No way.

      This should fall under existing harrassment laws and this spoofed e-mail law be nixed.

      I wonder what would have happened if this guy put 10,000 letters into the mail system with a bogus address and a return address of these newpaper editors?

  53. Ironic by lysium · · Score: 1
    If you were a real thug, your prison term would look more like 4.71 years. Let's not even think about how easy sex offenders get off.....

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    1. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Let's not even think about how easy sex offenders get off.....

      EEEEeeeeeeew. I'm hoping that was intended to be the pun it turned out to be.

    2. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not even think about how easy sex offenders get off.....

      Exactly what is easy about having sex with an unwilling victim? There's the damn screaming, the thrashing around, the biting... Quite frankly, sex offenders have it rough.

    3. Re:Ironic by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Let's not even think about how easy sex offenders get off.....

      Yeah, I hear that pedophiles get off real easy - 3 months of a 5 year sentence!

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  54. This is good.. by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you're complaining about, but this is a Good Thing(TM). If we can connect spam with lots of other illegal/immoral behavior, like the RIAA is connecting P2P with child porn, we can get public support on our side and get an anti-spam federal law into place.

  55. Joe Jobbing by Rathian · · Score: 1
    I agree with a few of the posters here who point out that the 471 far exceeds any "normal" crime.. Really silly how killing someone has a lesser penalty. The government needs to keep its head about when it comes to online crime - right now it's unbalanced at best.

    Having said that, I feel that malicious domain forging should be specifically addressed. Make no mistake, it is an assault and can do some real damage. Getting "joe-jobbed" does the following:
    • Overloads your mail servers/inbox
    • Damages potential business relations with potential and current clients.
    • Wastes a huge amount of time to clean up the damned mess it creates.
    • Repeated job jobbing can result in loss of connectivity because the victim's ISP no longer wishes to deal with the problem.
    • Can provoke electronic and personal attacks from ill-infomed joe-job email recipients
    From someone who's been joe'd before, it is utterly frustrating to deal with. Spammers know this and have been using it as a weapon to silence voices who cry out against them (see monkeys.com, doxdesk.com, other anti-spam sites and resources).

    A more reasonable punishment would be something like 5 years in the clink, forfeiture of all computer assets, and a very stiff fine - preferably payable to the damaged party.

  56. Technically Accurate by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

    Never one to question the technical accuracy of a major media news article... However, I wonder if they really have evidence that he hacked into their computers to send the emails or if they think that that was the only way to accomplish the feat. Just because I make a crank phone call and claim to be Joe Schmoe, doesn't mean that I broke into Mr. Schmoe's house to make the call! [Unless they have caller id evidence that the call was made from there].

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  57. The guy is a major prick by red_dragon · · Score: 2, Informative

    A friend of mine is the webmaster of PhilaPhans.com, and was also affected by Allan Carlson's activities. He pointed me to this little note (scroll down to "Elysian Valley, Burbank"), where the guy's name pops up again:

    Virginia de la Torre found a hate message in Aug. tucked inside a frozen chicken dinner. Robert Kennedy, a Long Beach lawyer representing the California Grocers Association says that since 1992, there have been more than 800 incidents of hate messages found inside products sold in stores in Ventura, Los Angeles and Orange counties. "You name the store, you name the product, and they've been hit," he said. "The slurs are against Jews and blacks and Hispanics. It's an ongoing problem." A Los Angeles Superior Court judge issued an injunction against Allan Eric Carlson of Glendale, prohibiting him from putting such pamphlets into packages in any of the 1,100 stores in the three-county area that are members of the grocers association. Carlson had been arrested and is on probation for two similar incidents; in one he vandalized notebooks and books with WAR [White Aryan Resistance] stickers and stamps; in a second, he assaulted a school custodian after being caught stuffing flyers into student lockers in Simi Valley.

    So there you have it. Like McSpew said, he's a crank and a racist.

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  58. You miss the point... by deacon · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you cut up one person with a knife, then you get 2 3 or 4 years. If you cut up a thousand people with a knife, hopefully you never get out, but the penalty would be per act, so 2 3 or 4 thousand years.

    Spammers and other net vermin (cowards all) cause a small to moderate amount of harm to millions of people. They are getting away with it because they are not held accountable.

    If the harm product of Spammers and other shitheads (defined as harm * number of victims) were held constant, and the number of victims reduced, to say 10 thousand people, then spammers would be hanging from electric poles in every neighborhood.

    If a person hurts one other person, then they deserve punishment. When spammers and joe jobbers hurt millions of people, that punishment should be multiplied..

    I personally favor eating spammers brains while they are still alive ( a lot like raw oysters, actually, with a wedge of lemon or a splash of tabasco) but then again I am a moderate softie, and my friends and coworkers make fun of me for being such a wuss.

  59. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While I obviously agree with the notion of the punishment fitting the crime, I also think a message needs to be sent to the dorks that take part in this sort of anti-social behavior.

    Not to be melodramatic or anything, but if you ask me, clowns like this contribute more to the "downfall of society" than the murderers, rapists, etc. In life, I'm not worried about being murdered or raped precisely because, for the most part, the murderers and rapists are in prison. On the other hand, I am worried (and highly annoyed) by the spammers, h4x0rz, script kiddies, etc., that pull this kind of crap because they think it's funny and because THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. Ultimately, my quality of life is impacted (in terms of lost time, money, etc.) more by these computer dipshits who get their giggles by doing this stuff, and DOS attacks, and letting loose blaster worms, and stealing important source code, and all this computer nonsense.

    Yes, some of these things are more terrible than others. But frankly, they're all born from the same mind. The same punk kid who pulls this spamming crap probably runs with the crowd of dorks that take part in more nefarious computer acts. So send a message! I can live without fear of being murdered or raped, yet I have to put up with this? THAT's annoying.

    Society IS helped by getting rid of these jerks.

  60. How did they catch him? by lasmith05 · · Score: 1

    Did he send all of this mail from his house? I'm interested so I can avoid getting caught the next time I go crazy and spam.

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  61. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    No, you read it wrong. Only about a fourth of that was for the spamming.

    The rest was for being a die-hard Phillies fan. Come on.

  62. I've gotten a lot of spam from this guy. by seney · · Score: 1

    Return-Path:
    Received: from mtaout45-02 (smtp.comcast.net [24.153.64.2])
    by longyear.acs.nmu.edu (8.11.6/8.8.7) with ESMTP id g0JHqsb06387
    for ; Sat, 19 Jan 2002 12:52:55 -0500
    Received: from PHAN ([68.36.253.250]) by mtaout45-02.icomcast.net
    (iPlanet Messaging Server 5.1 (built Sep 5 2001))
    with SMTP id for
    cstuart at longyear.acs.nmu.edu; Fri, 18 Jan 2002 23:59:09 -0500 (EST)
    Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 20:58:52 -0800
    From: The Angry Phan
    Subject: Lieberthal Stabs Scottie in Back?
    To: cstuart at longyear.acs.nmu.edu
    Reply-to: Phan@alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies.com
    Messa ge-id:
    MIME-version: 1.0
    X-Mailer: Mailer Signature
    Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
    Content-transfer-encoding: 8BIT

    Well, it appears that we have a controversy. I don't know that we have a
    controversy in the "newspapers" or on the radio, or on the TV, but we have a
    controversy on the Internet where we are all free to discuss what is what
    about anything. You can be a gas station attendant or an Ivy League graduate
    or something in-between, but if you have something you want to say and the
    balls to say it and enough brains to find a place to say it you can, at least
    for now.

    Paula Hagen, as someone referred to him the other day, claims in today's
    Daily News that Mike Lieberthal is happy to be a Phillie. Paula Hagen not
    only claims that "Lieby" is happy to be a Phillie but Paula puts quotes
    around Lieby's supposed remarks that make Mike Lieberthal into a liar and
    back stabber.

    Scott Rolen has stood up as a man and challenged this ownership and city in a
    way that is much stronger than Curt Schilling ever thought to do. Rolen has
    done so after Lieberthal said publicly in September, 2000 in a Paula Hagen
    column that the Phillies needed a, well let's look at the quote again in its
    entirety:

    "What we need is a $15 million slugger to put right in the middle of the
    lineup."

    Well, according to Paula Hagen in today's Daily News of January, 17, 2002
    Mike Lieberthal has said something diametrically opposite to the above. In
    fact "Lieby" has fired the first shot at organizing a battery night sendoff
    for Scott Rolen. Here is what he said according to Paula Hagen:

    "It's funny because they tell me about the lineups that the Mets and Braves
    have," he said. "And I say, 'How about the Phillies' lineup? Jimmy Rollins,
    Bobby Abreu, Scott Rolen, Pat Burrell?'

    Then "Lieby" supposedly follows this up with:

    "The only thing I can say is that it would be nice to have a No. 1 starter,
    somebody like Curt Schilling."

    Really? Just back as far as the end of the 2000 season, gee that's not much
    longer than a year ago, "Lieby" said that Pat Burrell was three years away
    from being "a stud", but now suddenly that time table has been rushed forward
    and the guy who put it all on the line in America's toughest city, Scott
    Rolen, has been hung out to dry by "Lieby".

    That's the way it is unless "Lieby" seeks out another "writer" at the Daily
    News or Inquirer and sets the record straight about what he said.

    Either Paula Hagen is lying, or Mike Lieberthal is a piece of shit.

    I wonder what could have changed "Lieby's" mind? Did Ed Wade whisper into
    "Lieby's" ear "Ya know Mike, I don't like to talk about trade discussions,
    but your name came up this winter and well, there just wasn't a lot of
    interest in someone that has your injury record. Ya know what I mean? It's a
    tough market." Long pause.

    "Well look, you see what we did for Dougie. We didn't need to do that. You
    have a lot more potential, you have been around. You can become the "team
    leader", the "veteran". Larry knows how to spin the clich?s that the Phans
    will listen to. That could be you. We can coast you into retirement as a
    lifetime Phillie. All you have to do is cooperate. You help us with our
    problem, and we help you with yo

  63. to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spammer in jail

    Spammer: What are you in for
    Cellmate: Murder.. You?
    Spammer: Spamming.. When are you getting out?
    Cellmate: 5 more years.. been in here for 8 so far.. what about yourself..
    Spammer: They gave me 417 years.

  64. 471 Years? It's a moral outrage! by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

    I can't believe what a police state we've become in the US. Anything more than 463 years would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

  65. Try math by El · · Score: 1

    It's not that the penalty for spamming is harsher than the penalty for other crimes, it is that the penalty is per offense try committing 160,000 acts of assualt or murder, and then see what the maximum penalty is... would you beleive 160,000 consecutive life sentences? How 'bout 480,000 years?

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    1. Re:Try math by Kreeblah · · Score: 1

      So . . . a life sentence in that case would be three years? Do you get a bulk discount with that, or what? Or maybe you're figuring on parole or time off for good behavior . . . :^P

    2. Re:Try math by El · · Score: 1

      I should have said "480,000 years for 160,000 counts of assault." Sorry if I wasn't clear.

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  66. In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet Russia, you get $118 million for sending 160,000 emails!

  67. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs. Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail."

    Exactly. This is why spammers should be executed. It's a win-win situation. People will no longer get spam, and you will be doing a service to an already overburdened prison system.

  68. Priceless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stabbing someone with a knife: 4 years in prison
    Mowing down a crowd of people with a machinegun: 12 years in prison
    Spoofing a From email header: 471 years in prison
    Watching Ahnold get elected as California's governor: Priceless

  69. I agree... by djeaux · · Score: 1

    Summary execution would be more humane & more in keeping with the crime...

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  70. His excuse: by cyt0plas · · Score: 1

    His excuse in court: "Verisign Made Me Do It!"

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  71. In this case it might be a little overkill... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but trust me, having at least linear punishment (3x the crime => at least 3x the punishment) is very useful. Here in Norway, we have a law that I'd basicly call the "quantity dicount law" which means that you'll by default get less punishment than the sum of your crimes taken separately.

    Frankly, the results of it are silly. If you've got e.g. 10 outstanding shoplifting charges already, your 11th will add almost nothing to your punishment because even though there's one more charge, you get less for each. In other words, once you've become a criminal, keep up!

    Of course, I don't think this guy is concerned about the 472nd year in prison, so it has pretty much lost its effect. But for punishments inside a normal lifespan, I'd say it's fairly effective. Then you can use common sense (what judges and juries are for) to do reasonable corrections, as I'm sure they will in this case.

    Kjella

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    1. Re:In this case it might be a little overkill... by terrymr · · Score: 1

      But judges who impose less than the maximum sentence get a visit from Mr Ashcroft

  72. ... but we might be, too. by watchful.babbler · · Score: 1
    This guy hacked into other computers to send out tens of thousands of bogus emails that caused massive boucebacks to the victims.

    Ah, yes, but what does "hacked" mean in this context? As far as I can tell, it means that he went through open SMTP servers -- ugly, nasty but also a pretty generous definition of "hack," as most on /. will probably agree. (Next up on Channel 8 at 11, "'Ping:' Harmless ICMP toy or virtual carjacker?")

    Furthermore, there's a fundamental confusion in the indictment: after stating that the defendant went out and harvested e-mail addresses, the indictment charges him with launching a DDoS attack because of the bounces from incorrect addresses! (In other words: he expended effort to find valid e-mail addresses, but then is charged with deliberately saturating SMTP servers with bounced e-mails.) Yes, you could certainly make a nice tort case out of the fact that he recklessly sent thousands of e-mails out to addresses that had a high probability of being incorrect (depraved heart, yes), but there's a certain lack of mens rea in his acts.

    As for other posters who say that the defendant is getting his due -- yes, this guy's a troll, a racist, an ex-con and a Phillies fan, but that doesn't mean that a conviction under these circumstances is a good precedent. It is when our civil liberties protect the legal acts of unpleasant people that our legal system truly shines.

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  73. Yes, how horrible... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Because your name, birthday and address are such a secret, right?

    The problem isn't the release of that information - the idiot is anyone who accepts name, address and birthdate as proof that you're you.

  74. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHO YOU HURT!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines."

    That's the fine and penalties when your spam hurts some high-profile, moneyed public figure. If the guy had forged the e-mail address of some average Joe, we wouldn't be reading about it here. If he had caused you or I to get 160,000 bounces and numerous angry e-mails, we would have been lucky to get his ISP to issue a warning -- much less get the FBI investigating and prosecuting.

    I'll be impressed when the same level of interest is shown when some poor sap at home is the victim. But I'm not holding my breath.

  75. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by thentil · · Score: 1

    Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs.

    Lots of arguments about how prison doesn't "work" for these people either, though. If you take the arguement that prison is there to deter crime ("don't do this, or you'll get spanked"), it is very arguable that prison-as-a-punishment/deterrant works much better for 'white-collar' criminals - people who *are* afraid of it - than the murderers, rapists, and other assorted thugs. Most spammers would probably piss their pants if they knew they were going to prison - after a few high-profile 'examples'.

  76. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever spent any time in jail? It isn't a joke and not for people that are mere nuisances. Nothing but serious business behind those walls. I'd prefer prisoners to be a danger to society, not just guilty of being an asshole.

  77. this guy posted to newsgroups a lot by UVABlows · · Score: 1

    under the name mike_schmidt. Do a groups search for

    mike_schmidt SCAM

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  78. no one reading the indictment? by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

    he didn't just spoof "a from: header". he spoofed several from: addresses, including an FBI address, and send hundreds of thousands of rather offensive emails, including one with the subject "EAT SHIT AND DIE".

    yeah, i say let him rot. 400+ years is a bit much, but let him rot anyway.

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  79. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. Prison sentences are now for people who endanger the profits of big corporations. If he'd spammed you or me, he'd have got nothing.

  80. LOL I like this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has a great writing style.

    1. Re:LOL I like this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I like you, beautiful ;-)

  81. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahahahahahaha - that was pretty funny.

  82. Better than the alternative... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Yes, the maximum sentence is high. Will he actually be sentenced to 471 years in prison? Of course not. In all likelihood, he'll cop a plea for a nasty fine and "don't touch a computer for 10 years" or maybe a little prison time. If it actually does make it to trial, a judge isn't going to give him 471 years either.

    It's simple - the punishment for doing the crime once needs to be significant so that people don't do it a handful of times. That means that if you do the crime 10,000 times, you're going to have a pretty large maximum sentence. But that's better than the alternative, where sending 10,000 messages nets you 2 years instead of 471, so 100 instances of forgery is only worth a few days.

  83. Fan?? WTF by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

    This guy is hate monger and uber racist POS. He has a history of racist acts and arrests.

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  84. Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative
    I agree with General Clark: if you want assault weapons, join the Army -- they've got lot's of 'em.

    General clark is paraphrasing Himmler (along with other NAZI sources).

    "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't
    serve the State."

    -- Heinrich Himmler


    "All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately ... The SS, SA and Stahlhelm give every respectable German man the opportunity of campaigning with them. Therefore anyone who does not belong to one of the above named organizations and who unjustifiably nevertheless keeps his weapon ... must be regarded as an enemy of the national government."

    -- SA Oberfuhrer of Bad Tolz, March, 1933


    (Clark had to join the Democrats once he uttered his version. There's no longer a chance he could collect enough Republican primary votes to secure a presidential nomination.)
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    1. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever hear of Godwin's Law ?

      Congrats, you have officially ruined the discussion.

    2. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, it's "heard" instead of hear.

      But, seriously, Godwin even mentions the gun control argument in his wired interview (see bottom of the wikipedia page linked in the parent post).

    3. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like donuts. --Adolf Hitler

      Somebody shut down Krispy Kreme!!!

    4. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested in why you decided to draw this corollary. Are you trying to establish some sort of historical perspective or are you simply trying to discredit Clark as some sort of radical Nazi sympathizer?

      If the later, you're nothing more than a troll, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Clark's position is a considerably practical one, shared by many people. His stance isn't one of "no firearms", it's no "assault weapons" which are only relevant in times of war. Sure, you could argue about how citizens *need* to own such weapons in order to keep their government in check, but this is pure delusion. No matter how much protection you think you're affording yourself with such weapons, the reality is that a citizen will never be able to match the government through means of shear force. Any aspirations to the contrary are paranoid fantasies.

    5. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      many tyrannical governments apparently consider private citizens with guns _enough_ of a threat that they want to confiscate them. Tyranny happens _after_ disarmament. That's why the pretext doesn't matter much to people worried about such things.

      If one was to draw a historical perspective from this, I guess it would be that gun grabs may not be an indicator of tyranny, but they sure are an enabler.

    6. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      Joining the military is also great for easily acquiring driver's licenses for all sorts of vehicles!

    7. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by enjo13 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I love this line of 'logic'... anytime someone says something you don't agree with it, fail to argue the facts and just throw in a bunch of Nazi quotes that take the same position.

      After all, what your implying is that Clark is a Nazi interested only in world domination and the complete extinction of the Jews, cripples, and the mentally deficient.

      Unbeleivable.. how about choosing to deal with a position with an actual argument, instead of knee jerk reactions to a regime whose interest in gun control was self-security and not a legitimate belief in a safer society. I long for the days when conservatives where able to participate in actual debate, without relying solely on emotional appeals and sensationalistic crutches..

      I guess debate is for those evil liberals.

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    8. Re:Clark is paraphrasing Himmler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clark had to join the Democrats once he uttered his version. There's no longer a chance he could collect enough Republican primary votes to secure a presidential nomination.

      So, what we can learn of this, is that your (or at least Clark's) ideals should not take precedence. If you can't get to the top with your political agenda, then the hell with the it!

  85. Great news!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had someone spam spoofing my email address earlier this year (I have a very eliete yahoo email address). I was getting around 10,000 messages daily and my inbox was collapsing, I know of atleast 5 important emails I missed because of this.

    Turned out the guy was from China, so I contact the US Consulate in his home town. They turned him over to the Chinesse police who "paid him visit", the spam has sinced stoped.

  86. A fair punishment for Spammers by yorgasor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give him some webmail account that he can access over dialup from prison. Publish that email far and
    wide so it'll end up on every spam list in the world.

    Then, tell him that once a year he'll get an email with a password that if he gives the prison guard, he can leave at any time.

    This email can come in any form, with any subject heading, very likely disguised as spam. His webmail account will also have a 5Mb limit, and if the email bounces because it just happens to come when the mailbox is full, he'll have to wait for the next year.

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  87. I received a number of the messages. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    The spoofed messages always appeared to be coming from someone named "Pissed Off Phan," with a return address matching a staff writer for the Philadelphia Inquirer.

    I sincerely wish I'd saved the text of some of them. The were uniformly well written, however, devoid of the usual spelling mistakes you come to expect in unsolicited e-mail. Of course, the author was motivated not by greed, but by vitriol: the only thing which separated his message from a bona-fide editorial was his pathological hatred of Larry Bowa. In fact, I came close to firing off an angry e-mail to the folks at philly.com before thinking to check the full headers.

  88. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea - like why don't they go after the really BAD NASTY spammers like Panov and his porn scam and all his Russian Mafia types...

    Why are they wasting time and MY tax dollars on some poor dildo who has a grudge against some sports franchise.

    His actions aren't affecting ME, or for that matter anyone ELSE, unless are tied to the franchise.

    But this Panov character, he's the one they should REALLY go after, because of his countless attacks against anti-spammers, and those network administrators who managed to close down their open gatways, who are "punished" for doing so.

    Me thinks the FBI needs to get their priorities in order.... Sure, people like Panov are very hard to track down, and YES, this person was a lot easier to track down, and this shows the lazyness of the FBI, and their unwillingness to do some REAL investigations and track down the ones doing REAL damage.

  89. To the pain? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
    Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
    Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
    Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
    Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

  90. Why not the gas chamber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines.
    That's cool. I mean, I did know that in the U.S., you can kill people and go to prison for two months, while at the same time, a spammer may get a full life sentence, but I didn't expect something like that to happen and see only smiling faces and kretins saying the death penalty would have been better.

    The U.S. judicial system is dying.

  91. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by delcielo · · Score: 1

    If you can claim over $5k in damages, they'll take a look at it. If you can claim $Millions in damages, they'll actually work on it. The article doesn't say what their actual claim of damages was (the pdf just states that they aggregated more than the $5k trigger). That's why they went after him.

    And by the way, prison is for people who break the law. It's part rehab; but mostly it's punishment. I for one, hope it stays that way. This guy especially doesn't need skills to succeed; he's obviously got the skill to pull joe-jobs, which means he's smart enough to earn a living in some fashion (and indeed, I think he probably was earning a living when he committed the crime.) He needs to be punished for breaking the law.

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  92. As a Phillies fan . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The poor suffering bastard has been punished enough.

    Upon first conviction: A week in Philadelphia
    Upon second conviction: Two weeks in Philadelphia
    Under the "three strikes" law: A lifetime in Philadelphia.

  93. He was a dickhead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy had a reputation in various Usenet groups as a pathetic, worthless troll, deserving of the maximum penalty described.

    Don't cry for this guy.

  94. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by abertoll · · Score: 1

    Yes, and it costs a lot of money to keep these people in prison too. Let's see, I'll keep my share of the taxes to keep this guy in prison and run the risk that he might spam me. I'm ok with that.

    --
    "he drew his sword Ringil that glittered like ice... and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds..."
  95. Other ways by EM+Adams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although in America not much critical thought is given to the best way to punish criminals (not much critical thought given to laws either) with non-violent crimes such as this one a wider range of options are available instead of prison. Maybe Ethics courses, extremely restricted computer access, public servitude, or strictly monetary fines would be better. Why throw away $40k a year to keep a spammer away from a computer in prison (i don't think they have those yet) when you could just force him or her to tell all future neighbors with an email address of their past history?

    --
    Posthuman since 2001.
  96. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    Maybe he'll get to write a folk song about it.

  97. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he'll be going to a minimum security white-collar RESORT. He should BE so lucky. He'll even get conjugal visits.

    -- Dr. Eldarion --

  98. His other "spams" were white supremacy related by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    He's been spamming people in his community with white supremacist propaganda for a while now. Kind of funny, actually.

    --

    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  99. Yay for the FBI by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't say I blame them for arresting this guy (although the idiotic federal multipliers for sentencing are almost silly), but isn't this just another lame PR exercise? This guy was just pissed, not a deliberate long-term spammer -- it was a one off offense, and while deserving of punishment it unfortunately will give the impression the FBI is doing something about it, when it clearly isn't.

  100. a sample of the spam that he sent out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I was always wondering how the hell I ended up with all of those messages regardin the Phillies.. If this was the same guy, here's the kind of stuff that he sent:

    ---
    Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 19:07:15 -0800
    From: Ken Rosenthal
    Subject: Bill Conlin's "Work"

    *"The Phillies offered him $140 million and a contract for the
    rest of his life," said DiBlasio, who threw up his arms in disgust
    after Rolen singled in his first two at-bats. "He's a money-hungry
    fool. And that's why fans will leave the game if they strike in two
    weeks... because of people like him."*
    This is 100% the work of Bill Conlin, the only "writer" who ever
    put the Phillies big lie into play. Everything else ever written
    about the "$140 million LIE" derived from The Fat Man's column
    (the offer to Rolen was pegged by most at 7yrs for $90mil and 6yrs
    for $72mil by someone writing for the MLB Web site). He too
    was the crook who reshaped Bowa's quote about the
    "middle of the lineup" and turned it into a shot at Rolen.
    This isn't the first piece of "work" from The Fat Man that deprived
    the Phans of a great talent. Fatty told everyone in a *series* of
    columns back in 2000 that trading Curt Schilling "was an opportunity".
    Some "opportunity".
    When J.D. Drew was twisting in the wind and Bill Giles needed his teeth
    kicked in publicly so that Drew could be a Phillie, what did The Fat Man
    have to say? Do you really need an answer?
    The Sunday baseball column by Jim Salisbury yielded a nugget of
    information that appears to provide an answer and reopens the discussion
    of both J. D. Drew and The Fat Man. Earlier this year I pulled out a quote
    from Bill Giles that really struck me, and it's worth repeating here
    again.
    "We are not going to do anything to destroy the system. This kid is not a
    free agent. He is a drafted player. There is a number we think is the
    right number and it's more than Benson got last year. We're willing to go
    above that, but not a whole lot above."
    Benson received $2mil.
    Now I wondered, how did the Phillies get from this $2mil number to the
    $6mil, and then after Drew enrolled in the Northern League, $7mil bonus
    offer that Bill Conlin has insisted repeatedly over the last two years as
    established Phillies history?
    Now along comes Jim Salisbury Sunday with this:
    *"In June 1997, the Phillies selected Florida State outfielder J.D. Drew
    with the second pick in the draft. After a year of bitter negotiations,
    Drew spurned the Phils and reentered the draft. He was picked by the
    Cardinals, who signed him to a deal worth more than $7 million guaranteed
    in August 1998. After holding the line and trying to sign Drew to a deal
    in line with industry standards, some Phillies officials were furious that
    the Cardinals gave Drew that much money. The signing raised the bar on
    bonuses and forced the Phils to give Pat Burrell, the No. 1 pick in 1998,
    $8 million."*
    OK, let's look at Giles comment about Drew from the time, and then we look
    at what Salisbury wrote today. I see perfect agreement. In neither Giles
    quote nor Salisbury's assertion do I see anyway that the Phillies could
    have offered Drew $6mil let alone $7mil as The Fat Man has insisted over
    the past two years.
    So now we have his chubbiness writing Schilling and Rolen out of town as
    weirdo Dave Montgomery wanted, we have The Fat Man referring to Weirdo
    Dave affectionately as "Monty" when Conlin called for Wade to be replaced
    about a month ago, we have endured for far too long Conlin's reference to
    the Phillies owners as "The Teflonics" while Conlin never once has
    mentioned Jim Buck Jr., and now we have apparent confirmation, contrary to
    what his highness has told us repeatedly over the past two years, that
    Drew was not offered anything to sign after Boras informed the Phils
    before the draft that he was seeking a bonus of $11mil.
    To any real Phan, someone who wants the Phillies to become a great team in
    the game,

  101. thats a long time by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    What a long time to be on lockdown! I would hate to be his cellmate, considering he annoys people for a living.

  102. Has anyone considered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the fact that this guy is going to get a stiffer penalty than if he killed someone, because the government is not in the business of spamming?

  103. Orders of magnitude by jriskin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will we learn that you can't apply traditional laws that are designed to scale in a linear way to the Internet where you can effect such different orders of magnitude?

    It just doesn't work. How do you apply traditional laws to some hypothetical situations...

    If I send 10 fake emails but they cause all 10 computers to erase themselves.

    If I sent 100 fake emails? 1,000,000? 1,000,000,000? If i managed to send a billion emails its certainly worse than a million, but do I deserve 1000x the punishment?

    What about if I send a 1Million but they all bounce off of some well setup server, which barely notes a blip in the logs and it doesn't really effect it? What if I send 10,000 but they all have huge attachments that crashes a server? Is this the same?

    My point is what many other /.ers have been saying...

    #1 The punishment should fit the crime.
    #2 Jail time is an outmoded punishment for non-violent internet crimes.

  104. I remember this guy! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    In 1996, Carlson, who California law enforcement officials believe placed anti-African Americans, anti-Jewish and anti-Latino leaflets into supermarket products

    Someone I work with found one of those. I remember there was a flurry of news articles for about three days and then nothing. I don't recall if he was caught at the time.

    Nice to see he's moved his hate into the new milennium. Leaflets are so 20th century.

    Hey! I joke! Clam down!

    --
    --- Ban humanity.
  105. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by precogpunk · · Score: 0

    Sure, there are some truly evil people out there, but what about those who are misguided or didn't have the same opportunities as us? We should work towards fixing our social problems instead of sweeping them under the rug. I was really lucking and got a programming job when I was 18. I look back and if I didnt have that change I might still be hacking, fucking shit up, and having way too much time on my hands.

  106. You don't get to keep the fine... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    ...the government does. Ideally, the government would be able to lower the taxes of law-abiding citizens by the amount collected from law-breakers, but that doesn't actually happen.

    If someone costs you money unlawfully, you have the right to sue the person. You don't need a precedent to sue someone. A precedent is a guide for a judge to make his decision by, so he doesn't actually have to think too much about the case.

    --
    My other first post is car post.
    1. Re:You don't get to keep the fine... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Well, it didn't cost me a measureable amount of money. It just pissed off my ISP, which is a very dangerous thing to do, because they hold a broadband monopoly in my area. (See my comments from a few days ago to see my frustration on this topic)

  107. Let's not forget... by abertoll · · Score: 1

    He is entitled to a jury of his peers, and it's going to take them forever to figure out where 12 spammers are.

    --
    "he drew his sword Ringil that glittered like ice... and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds..."
  108. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by slantyyz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But, is the punishment fitting for the crime? What punishment will the CEOs/CFOs of Enrons, Worldcoms, etc. get compared to this misguided fool? Sure this Phillies fan sent out tons of spam, but unlike Ken Lay, he didn't bilk people out of billions of dollars.

  109. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by EverDense · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he'll be going to a minimum security white-collar RESORT. He should BE so lucky. He'll even get conjugal visits.

    Which is more than most SlashDot readers get OUTSIDE the prison walls.

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    http://jesus.everdense.com/
  110. point system by Tom · · Score: 1

    Ah, the beauty of the US "point system" penalties.

    He's probably accused of mail fraud. A minor offense, maximum penalty: One night in prison.

    Per case.

    --
    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
  111. What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you really think that rape is an apropriate punishment for any crime, if so why not make it at public spectacle. Then I'm sure it will really scare all the criminals into law abiding citicens.
    It is sickening the way people on slashdot seem to find the barbaric conditions of the american prison system one big joke. Do you really think that you are immune to the justice system, and that you never ever could end up in prison yourself - The same way every heroin addict never believed that he could be addicted, when he tried that first fix.
    Rape is not a joke, no matter what the sex of the victim!

    1. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a matter of fact, I do think rape is an appropriate punishment for spamming. But not arbitrary prison rape -- that's unfair and denies society the satisfaction.

      Rape isn't about sex, it's about violence -- exactly what I wish upon those spamming weasels who choose to make their living stealing time and resources from millions of people.

      Sure, I'd also like to see their kneecaps broken with multiple swings of a pry-bar, but if they end up in a wheelchair, it's more likely that they'll become a further burden on society. I say fuck them on pay-per-view instead.

    2. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that you are immune to the justice system, and that you never ever could end up in prison yourself - The same way every heroin addict never believed that he could be addicted, when he tried that first fix.

      Actually, yes, I do think I will never end up in prison myself (as long as I continue to live in a country with a reasonable justice system), because I do not intend to break any laws - especially not any with prison terms as possible penalties. If I do break the law at some time in the future and land myself in prison, then it will be because I deserve to be there. And I'm sorry, but anyone who believes they will not become addicted to heroin with just one fix is an idiot (and should seek addiction counselling immediately). The only addictive substances I have ever consumed are alcohol and caffeine, and I have not consumed either in enough quantities to become addicted.

    3. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      studies have shown alcohol is more addictive than heroin

      --
      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
    4. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      It's a reference to a movie. That's why he even put it in quotes. You should go watch Office Space; it's funny.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    5. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Studies show a lot of things.

    6. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      Just accept that this is the average adolescent Slashdot readers way of getting a hard-on.

      --
      No but, yeah but, no but...
    7. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations - It must be nice to have an unbeatable faith in the authorities, and to know that no-one are ever convicted of a crime they haven't committed.
      And all laws are just and fair. So those weak-willed cancer patients, who use marijuana to lessen their symptoms, ought to be ashamed of themselves and bear the nausea and pain like real men - Yes, they definately need to be locked up along whith their pushers

    8. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that rape is an appropriate punishment for any crime, if so why not make it at public spectacle. Then I'm sure it will really scare all the criminals into law abiding citicens. It is sickening the way people on slashdot seem to find the barbaric conditions of the american prison system one big joke. Do you really think that you are immune to the justice system, and that you never ever could end up in prison yourself - The same way every heroin addict never believed that he could be addicted, when he tried that first fix.
      Rape is not a joke, no matter what the sex of the victim!

      How appropriate that you chose to word your message subject:
      "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

  112. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suing? You don't go to jail for suing. This is the Ashcroft militia we're talking about.

  113. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >...100s of millions in fines?
    >...Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail.

    Time is money.
    Taking someones money is the same as taking their time. As lifetime is limited, the penalty should be very severe.

    That said, IMO, a reasonable penalty for UXE generators would be court costs plus the equivilent first class mail rate times the number of emails. This money could be used to preserve post office jobs in the event that all exchanges become electronic. Any surplus could be used as reparations to descendents of buggy whip or other workers of obsolete industry.

  114. bullshit by eternlvoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it is exactly that kind of thinking that leads to subjective sentencing and state extortion. If you've been following Ashcroft, you know that they're trying to force the courts to follow the law when sentencing and mandating minimum sentences.

    If it is ridiculous to be sentenced to 471 years in jail for whatever number of disgruntled emails sent, then it should NOT BE IN THE LAW. It is the same with contracts and leases, etc, when there are wholly one-sided clauses that are just their for one party's 'protection', 'the lawyers make us put that there' -- It is the people's fault for not complaining when things get added or signed into law in the first place.

    The point is, for a system of law to be effective and respected, it has to be consistent and fair. If the sentencing is the judge's discretion, then you deal with issues of race and sexuality & politics, etc. But if they are included into the law in the first place, and everyone agrees, then everyone can agree later to accept the punishments or work to change them again. If you want room for extenuating circumstances, think of what they could be, and add them into the law. It may make for a wordy penal code, but the clarity will help prevent discrimination and promote a sense of equality in the people.

    It is ridiculously simple to influence the politicians, as you saw with the Do-not-call registry. All you have to do is contact them. They even make it easy for you, they give you their phone number, address, and email address. If a large enough amount of people want something, they do it, because above-all, they don't want to lose their seat.

  115. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail.

    Right. Spammers need to be publicly executed!

  116. All the people who think the penalty is too high by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't forget that's the MAXIMUM penalty. For every bounced e-mail there is a certain penalty, they add up and form a maximum penalty. A judge will set a MUCH MUCH lower penalty based on the crime and the damage done. The only reason the penalty was so high is because everything is automated, it's a lot easier for a computer to commit a crime 160,000 times.

    If you made a script that raped or murdered 160,000 people your maximum penalty would be quite high too. I think it's about 4 million years in prison for 160,000 second degree murder charges. And I think the minimum sentence for 160,000 rape charges would be a bit under 3 million years. It wasn't that the penalty for this persons crimes should be over 400 years in prison, it's just that the maximum penalties add up to that and the fines also just happen to add up to over 100 million.

  117. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by TexVex · · Score: 1
    When he gets out in 2471, society better watch out.
    Ahh, but this is the American criminal justice system. He'll be out in 2004 on good behavior!
    --
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  118. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    Did you really believe that Eldred v. Ashcroft would fail?

    Did you really think copyrights would be extended indefinitely for wealthy content-owners?

    Did you ever think corporate giants could shrug off antitrust convictions?

    Did you really think the star of Jingle All The Way would be Governor of California?

    Wake up, not everyone with a contrarian point is a pot-smokin' patchouli-smellin' hippie, Donald.

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    --- What
  119. Never!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no fear!!

  120. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede (Score:4, Insightful)
    by EdgeShadow (665410) on Wednesday October 08, @02:56PM (#7165798)
    The penalties aren't for the spam he sent, but rather for spoofing the sender's address. Many (hundreds of thousands) of the spam emails he sent out were to bad/non-existent addresses, and were bounced back to the real addresses he faked as his own. The people who received the "returned" emails are suing him, not those that got spammed.


    No, you don't get jail time for a lawsuit.

    These appear to be criminal charges.

  121. Spoofing Problems. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    I have a mail server that I run at home. I setup all sorts of mail accounts so that I know who or where I submitted an emial address to...

    for example: bills@ sbc@ ebay@ etc....

    This way i know what email address of mine any given company may have.

    I had been having some problems with a car that my wife bought and was in contact with the DMV (Californis) fraud department regarding this car dealer. The email that I was using was DMV@[my home domain].com in order to track all emails to and from on this subject.

    I received a Cease and Desist letter from the head counsil for DMV CA - telling me that I cannot "confuse the public" through the use of DMV in my email address. They stated that they will "agressively defend" their brand.

    I asked Slashdot (rejected) about this - as it would set a very interesting precident if it were to go into a full legal battle. Who can own an email address. What if my name David M. Verovich or some such thing.

    Anyone that knows anything about email knows how using *@domain.com has no visibilty to the "Public" in that there would be slim to none chance of people confusing the email address that I use to correspond WITH the DMV with an actual DMV address...

  122. Not going to white collar resort prison... by nonetheless · · Score: 1

    Here's hoping he gets sent to this kind of prison.

  123. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by black+mariah · · Score: 1

    That isn't 170 million in damages, dude. That's 170 million in FINES. Each count has a maximum penalty both in jail time and in monetary fines. It's not a civil case so damages are not rewarded.

    --
    'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
  124. Let's spam his home address....... by parityerror · · Score: 1

    At least his home addess is given in the indictment......... why don't we just sign him up to lots of mail orders and stuff.....

  125. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by black+mariah · · Score: 1

    There are many levels of incarceration. They don't usually put the squishy white computer geeks in with the hardcore gang bangers.Unless they're bored. ;)

    --
    'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
  126. No, no, no. by fmayhar · · Score: 1

    Commit one murder or a few murders and you're going to prison for life at least.

    Commit 160,000 murders, you're the leader of a country and are hailed as a hero.

    1. Re:No, no, no. by El · · Score: 1

      Commit 6,100,000,000 murders, and you'll have a hard time finding someone to talk to on a Saturday night...

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  127. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate spammers as much as everyone. Unfortunately handing out deals like this devalues our justice system and trivialises serious crime. If you can get 471 years in jail for sending a few emails why think twice about suitcase nuking a small city. Perhaps these people need to remember that the average human lifespan is between 60-90 years, and that justice needs to be in proportion to the crime.

  128. Read your own damn link :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, there is also a widely-recognized codicil that any intentional invocation of Godwin's Law for its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.

    Anyway, I'm not quite sure this qualifies. It really wasn't a comparision, just context.

  129. 160,000?? that's it? by pioneer · · Score: 1

    160,000? that's it. no problem. you can delete that much mail in time. what's the problem. you could even write a script in 2 minutes to deal with those mails over a longer period of time.

  130. heh by justMichael · · Score: 1

    ...introduced a wave of new registration including...

    OK, funny either way, but was that r a typo or were you poking fun at some folks probrems pronouncing certain letters?

    1. Re:heh by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, funny either way, but was that r a typo or were you poking fun at some folks probrems pronouncing certain letters?

      I just hope China doesn't have a presidential election soon.

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  131. That's OK by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    He can pay the fines after he gets out of jail...

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  132. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

    When he gets out in 2471, society better watch out.

    Sounds like the tagline to a Demolition Man sequel...

  133. scatology by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

    Main Entry: scatology
    Pronunciation: ska-'ta-l&-jE, sk&-
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Greek skat-, skOr excrement; akin to Old English scearn dung, Latin muscerdae mouse droppings
    Date: 1876
    1 : interest in or treatment of obscene matters especially in literature
    2 : the biologically oriented study of excrement (as for taxonomic purposes or for the determination of diet)

  134. it is simple really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cut his dick off, remove his thumbs and eyes. Instant no more spammer. Get with the program! A doxen examples of this type of punnishment and spam would stop. To make sure, get the people who pay the spammers to send UCE and do the same to them. Incentive to stop. Make it so Number One!!!!!

  135. This is the solution. by danielsfca2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is seriously exactly what we need to solve the spam problem. Send as many of these bastards as possible to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

    You can't argue with this one: There's no way they'd be hawking penis-enlargement pills after that.

    1. Re:This is the solution. by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      How in the name of all that is righteous was that flamebait??

      Suddenly there's a huge pro-spammer cabal out here in Slashdotland?

      Who would feel compelled to flame me for this sentiment?

      And, Christ, it was a joke anyway!

  136. And welcome back to reality.... by raehl · · Score: 1

    This would make sense, *IF* you could write laws in advance that would correctly take into account the particular circumstances of every crime in the future.

    But you can't.

    There's a penalty for doing a crime once, and it needs to be a penalty significant enough to deter people from doing that crime. If, by means of automation, a criminal manages to do the crime 10,000 times, then they're going to be eligible for a nasty maximum sentence. That's just the way it has to work. The prosecutor and judge are then responsible for making sure the punishment fits the crime.

    You're trying to argue that the law should stand on its own. It does not. The law is only part of the system, and does not, and CAN NOT, work correctly without the other parts. Expecting the law, on its own, to work correctly all, or even most, of the time, is completely silly.

    1. Re:And welcome back to reality.... by eternlvoid · · Score: 1

      You make it sound as if the only option available in writing a law is to determine a singular sentence for 1 infraction. Did it ever occur to you that they could account for multiple instances in the law itself? 0->x emails, 0->x targets, 0->x frequency ...

      My argument is that they should think about these scenarios and build it into the law DURING THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS, rather than relying on varying individuals to use their discretion.

      No one's arguing that the law should stand on its own. But it shouldn't leave gaping holes for random interpretation based on whatever social or religious or political views the prosecutor or judge has. That is not their role. Their role is to defend the laws, including the constitution.

      Social change comes from the people infuencing and voting for the lawmakers and law enforcers; if it is also in the judicial process, then our system of checks and balances is a fallacy.

  137. murder by revisionz · · Score: 1

    Could have murdered them all and got less jail time!

  138. Jailbreak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AC/DC - Jailbreak

    There was a friend of mine on spam
    And the judge's gavel fell
    Jury found him guilty
    Gave him four hundred seventy-one years in hell
    He said "I ain't spending my lives here
    I ain't living alone
    Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang
    I'm breakin' out and forging' from:

    Gonna make a jailbreak ....
    -----
    Jailbreak, let me out of here
    Jailbreak, four hundred seventy-one years
    Jailbreak, had more than I can take
    Jailbreak, yeah

    He said he'd seen his newspapers being flooded with
    By another man
    Their(mailservers) were down and he was up
    He had an email in his hand
    Messages started flying everywhere
    And the media started to scream
    Big server lying on the ground
    With a hole in his disk

    -----
    Jailbreak, jailbreak
    I got to break out
    Out of here

    Money they were racin'
    Freedom he was chasin'
    Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing
    But he made it out
    With a bullet in his back

  139. Enough with the clueless posts!! by joggle · · Score: 1
    The guy hasn't been convicted yet, much less sentenced!! This is only the maximum possible penalty that can be applied. This does not mean that it will be applied, and even if it were there is a very lengthy appeal process that would lower the penalty or be ruled invalid altogether. The only reason the potential penalty is so high is because they are essentially multiplying a relatively minor crime by a huge number of offenses. The judge will keep in mind that the spammer commited most of the infractions simultaneously, so won't be penalized over and over again for the same crime, presuming of course that he even gets convicted at all.

    The same sort of potential penalties could be applied to fax broadcasters or even telemarketers if they were brazen enough to get the attention of the district attorneys. Usually the victim would settle with the broadcaster out of court for some lesser penalty or the DA and defense will negotiate a plea-bargain (the courts are very busy and trials are expensive, so the DA always has a good incentive to plea-bargain to prevent a case like this from going to court).

  140. Incarcerate him properly by Fastball · · Score: 1
    471 years in federal prison

    ...as long as it's a "pound-me-in-the-ass prison"...

  141. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    Just a quick question: if you find a script kiddie who's been DOSing your site (let's say he's 12) can you sue him for damages? Would the parents get blamed and have to pay for damages?

  142. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Prison is also for thieves, pick-pockets, shop-lifters, burglars, and the like.

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  143. Many people are forgetting by Ezubaric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That our laws are not just for punishment. They are also to deter. Think about it this way; lets say I have a 50% chance of getting caught if I mug somebody (hey, there are cameras everywhere and the victim can make a positive ID).

    If the penalty is (I'm making stuff up here) $10,000, then I'd only want to rob somebody if I can make off with $5,000. Thus, I'd only be on the lookout for blind billionares.

    But, spamming is much harder to catch. You don't have to be anywhere special to spam (you don't have to reveal your identity unless you're an idiot). So let's say there's a 1% chance of getting caught. Thus, if the fine is $10,000, then I'll only spam if I can get 100 back. Not so hard.

    So, we can either increase the probability of getting caught (pretty hard) or increase the fine (just pass a law - very easy). So if we make the fine $500,000, then I'll spam only if I can get $5,000 out of it.

    Thus, you deter spammers to the same extent as you deter muggers. It just sounds strange when it's applied to an idividual.

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  144. Spammers keep spoofing "from" my personal domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, they don't use valid email user names but everytime they do this, I get about 20K bounced spams/day in my postmaster mail box.

    My postmaster box then get waves of spam and viruses addressed to the fake email accounts that have been harvested by other spammers.

    Unbelievably, last time I checked, I also got about 50 apparently valid replies from people who hoped to get a mortgage from a spammer...

    Is there a good way to deal with this? It seems irresponsible to just bit bucket the postmaster account but the SNR is around 200K to 1.

    Can I set the FBI on them? My case doesn't sound much different than the Inquirers.

  145. As a victim... by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a victim of this guy's antics, I say it's about time this guy is put behind bars. My dad, who runs the software business for which I handle IT, was impersonated by this guy after proving the guy wrong on a couple of points on the old forum on the Phillies' homepage. Apparently this ticked the guy off, and he went on a forged usenet post rampage, posting spam messages appearing to come from our company, as well as trying to portray my dad as a child pornographer. It was all we could do to stop the flood of bad PR coming our way. After the guy started impersonating reporters and Phillies officials, the FBI got involved, and my dad was able to give them information about what IP address he was posting from, what ISP he used, etc.

    Click here for a thread on a forum that I run that has more details on some of this guy's antics.

  146. Is it just me or did anyone else notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His DofB is in the indicment link. Isn't personal info like that supposed to be hidden from public view?

  147. Am I next? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Last week I was getting bombarded by over 100 bounced spam messages an hour thanks to a spammer using my email address as a reply-to address in the forged header of his v1agra sales pitches.

    I was getting these because I have a domain where I have set up mail forwarding for about a dozen email addresses, and anythingElse&myDomain.org goes to my own email account. So the spammer was bombarding the world with messages, each one with a different reply-to address (generated at random) but they all had my domain. All the undelivered messages were getting bounced to my email account. I fixed the problem by forwarding everythingElse@myDomain.org to a non-existant domain.

    Now, what happens if the failed delivery notifications themselves get bounced and the email server at the intended victim's ISP gets swamped? Am I in trouble or is it the spammer that's responsible? I can't think of any other way I could have protected myself.

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  148. One word for you by phorm · · Score: 1

    No matter if it hurt a newspaper or a private citizen: precedent.

  149. RTFA - the guy's a scumbag by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    " Carlson is charged with 79 counts of computer-hacking related offenses and also with identity theft.

    In 1996, Carlson, who California law enforcement officials believe placed anti-African Americans, anti-Jewish and anti-Latino leaflets into supermarket products, was sentenced to 32 months in prison for vandalizing more than two dozen luxury cars."

    Sounds like he's one less Nazi to worry about. Good riddance if he gets locked up.

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    Drill baby drill - on Mars
    1. Re:RTFA - the guy's a scumbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if he's a scumbag or not. I personally can't stand fanatics be they nazis or eco-terrorists, but the constitution applies to all in this country and if you want it to apply to you you'd better be willing to fight for it to apply to the filth of the world. His lack of character doesn't justify stripping him of his rights and due process.

  150. MOD PARENT UP!!! by tastydarb · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points ... We need a moderation option (+1, Understands what's going on)

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop whoring your accounts, whore.

  151. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by aserra · · Score: 1

    That would be 2474 (this is 2003 ya know).

  152. Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    ever hear of Godwin's Law ?

    Yep. But then there's Santayana's law:

    "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

    Combine them and you get:

    "Godwin's law is very convenient for neo-NAZIs."

    Because someone can be counted on to raise the Godwin red-herring whenever a neo-NAZI posts and is called on it. OR (as I HOPE is this case) when someone infected with one of the many nicey-nice seeming memes that the NAZIs ran into the ground repeats it, and the actual history and problems with the meme are ponted out. "Gun control" is one such meme.

    The problem is that there are a LOT of ideas that sound nice at first. But when you actually try to implement them you get unintended consequences - often exactly the opposite of the effect you were trying to achieve. If you were trying to cause something good, you end up causing something bad. If it's not clear what is happening you may try to solve the increased problem by applying more of the poisoned medicine, in a positive-feedback loop.

    Meanwhile, if the consequence YOU didn't intend is useful to those in control of the government and/or the media, they may encourage more of the "solution" - and suppress the evidence needed for you (and the rest of the population) to recognize the second-order effect that makes the "solution" the problem.

    The NAZIs are a convenient history lesson, because they built their regime in this way on SEVERAL nice-sounding ideas - and ran them into the ground to the tune of millions dead.

    One of the nice-sounding ideas is gun bans, and the Himmler quote that Clark paraphrased is one form of that meme. The nice-sounding meme: "Guns hurt and kill. Geting rid of guns will stop the hurting and killing. (Murder, robbery, rape, etc. will be reduced.)" But among the unintended consequences are a RISE in murder, robbery, rape, etc. - because guns defend more than they assault. And a far greater one is genocide - because privately-held guns are essentially the only defense against it once someone in power gets the idea into his head.

    Of course the REAL meaning of Godwin's Law is that the mention of the NAZIs is a flag that the thread has diverted from its original topic into one of the stock debates. And indeed this has happened here.

    But I maintain that, both in this thread and in general, the diversion occurs in the post BEFORE the NAZIs are mentioned. I maintain further that preventing the repeat of this piece of history (under some name other than NAZIs) is so important that it makes sense to nip these memes in the bud - with a single posting - whenever they resurface.

    And finally I maintain that the misquoting of Godwin's Law in an attempt to suppress such history lessons by social pressure is another such meme, which is SO dangerous that it also rates a single - and much longer - followup.

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  153. Many disagree . . . by werdna · · Score: 1

    Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs.

    Wrongo-bongo! Many people disagree, in particular: a majority of both houses of the legislature and the president of the United States.

    Prison is for those for whom the legislature has said it is for.

  154. The Anonymous Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey kids! This is a computer which is connected to the internet. The beautiful thing about the internet is that everyone is anonomous.

    *loud speaker* Noboby move....this is the FBI and we have you surrounded!

  155. Calling spam obscene is redundant by chiph · · Score: 1

    Many of the messages Carlson is accused of sending were obscene and scatological;

    Isn't calling spam "obscene" redundant?

    Chip H.

  156. So let's get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm better off selling -crack- on the streets after putting a few rounds into someone while raping the dog?

    Is this what people in Government are smoking nowadays or what? Between the RIAA and the Government, I'm not sure who's worse.

    Anything digital == BAAAD seems to be the bottom line.

  157. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but he'll be going to a minimum security white-collar RESORT. He should BE so lucky. He'll even get conjugal visits.

    ...from someone named Bubba.

  158. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by rpiotrow · · Score: 1

    > Did you really believe that Eldred v. Ashcroft would fail?

    Yes.

    > Did you really think copyrights would be extended indefinitely for wealthy content-owners?

    Yes. Business as usual. Politicians (of all stripes) are in the pockets of contributers.

    Did you ever think corporate giants could shrug off antitrust convictions?

    Yes. See above.

    > Did you really think the star of Jingle All The Way would be Governor of California?

    No. Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised!

    > Wake up, not everyone with a contrarian point is a pot-smokin' patchouli-smellin' hippie.

    Nor are they a wild-eyed, shotgun-totin' racist redneck. I was just concerned about the public health. All this serious knee jerking could cause injuries and drive up the cost of healthcare!

  159. I'm glad they finally shut him down. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm glad they finally shut down this annoying person, as I was one of the people who kept getting his rants. [So if 100,000 messages bounced back, how many of them went through?]

    Here's a sample of one of his rants ...

    Date: Sun, 09 Jun 2002 15:01:44 -0800
    From: Pissed Off Phan <Walker_Lundy[at]philly.com>
    Subject: The Scam Shifts into High Gear
    Message-id: <0GXG00CWZL761J@mtaout06.icomcast.net>

    This morning the "news"papers inform us "little people" that our hero at 3B is now out of here. They will soon shift into a mode of self proclaimed innocence as they shift the blame for this to Ed Wade. That isn't completely without merit since Wade would resign before trading Rolen if he had any character. Heck, if he had any smarts he would see that trading Rolen is going to be one of his last moves as GM, so does he really want to be fingered as he must know that he will, as the guy who traded both Curt Schilling and Scott Rolen?

    Wade should think about that for a long time. I would not want to be in those shoes if I was going to be in the Philly area in the future. Those "passionate Phans" may "tip their caps" to the guys at the "news"papers, but they are often violent toward someone like Wade.

    Just ask Terry Francona.

    However, I digress. Does anyone find it a bit strange that "The Fatman" has clammed up about Scottie? He has been the front man laying in the punches since last year when he kicked it off by altering Bowa's "quote" about the middle-of-the-order to finger Rolen instead. He's back writing again, but nothing about you-know-who. Somehow I think that's about to change though, and I get the feeling that this week is when that change will occur.

    Don't ever let it slip from your mind that it was "The Fatman" who wrote Curt Schilling out of town. He actually sold that to us as an "opportunity". He didn't mention in any of those columns that it would be an opportunity for us Phans to watch Curt pitch in another World Series though.

    Part of that opportunity is still with us at 1B. Let's take a look at this "opportunity" a little more closely. This "opportunity" is 27yrs old and has been a big leaguer (if not a "player") for four plus seasons and in this time he has risen to the heights of a career .744 OPS that is near equal parts OBP and Slugging. Imagine, a 1B with a career .402 SLG mark.

    Wow, what an opportunity!

    Those who sold us this line of garbage will shamelessly point to Padilla, but he qualifies as one of the biggest surprises of the last decade. He came here as a relief pitcher of unknown origin or age, and then failed miserably in that role. If Padilla came into a game with a runner on 1B and one out everyone came to know that the guy at 1B would cross the plate before that inning was over.

    Now "The Fatman" and his posse have dogged Rolen since early last year, using every "opportunity" that they could create to strongly suggest that Rolen should be traded while knowing that no one in the Phan base (what's left of it) wanted this. It has gotten so bad that Sam Donnellon recently suggested that Rolen was responsible for the low attendance figures!

    Hey, did you expect him to blame Jim Buck Jr? This pansy has never written "Jim Buck Jr." in any of his columns, not one.

    The crew at the "news"papers are clearly nervous. I've not seen such a shuffling of names on articles about the Phillies before. Still, no matter what the name attached to the article the line is still the same. Not one of them has ever heard of Jim Buck Jr. and it's Wade and the players who are to blame. Ownership is always absent and innocent as far as the Inquirer and Daily News are concerned. Heck, Rich Hoffman is even willing to go on TV and shout at "the little people" about how poor Jim Buck Jr. (excuse me "The Buck Brothers") has no money. Of course, he never explains how a billionaire could not have money.

    Nor does anyone

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  160. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by t1m0r4n · · Score: 1
    Have you ever spent any time in jail? It isn't a joke and not for people that are mere nuisances. Nothing but serious business behind those walls.

    Hey,
    I just got out of jail -- one week for second DWI in 10 years (first being 7 years ago). We played cards and ping pong, worked out, watched TV, exchanged e-mails and URLs. REAL serious, we didn't have computers. Cellmates included a computer programmer, a graphics designer, a network admin, two engineers, a construction company owner, a highschool guidance counselor etc... All in for DWI or personal drug possession. Ya, real effing scarey felons. It's nice that you don't associate with those who have neither driven after a couple drinks nor touched an illegal substance. I wish I new what saintly universe you lived in, dipwad.

  161. Why laws and the net dont mix by jmkrtyuio · · Score: 1

    Did you ever think you would see the day where claiming the source of an email address that did not happen to be yours would be a crime?

    SMTP has no concept of authenticating the source email address of an email message.

    There are already laws on the books for all material crimes and damages that happen to be performed using the net as the medium.
    Libel if you use the source address to libel people. Fraud if you use it to defraud people. Monetary damages if you intentionaly reverse-triggered a DDOS on someone.
    AND the rest? Thats the price you pay for being on a network where convenience is the goal. Dont like it, get off. Everyone knows convenience and security do not mix well.

    But 471 years on hacking charges?

    This goes to underscore that the net is not some magical new world that needs new laws. What it needs is everyday laws being better enforced.

    Technicaly speaking, rate-limiting bounces in mail servers would probaly prevent massive attacks like this.

  162. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by enjo13 · · Score: 1

    I can find research that works in both directions actually. More and more we are finding, however, that prison is more or less ineffective as a means of rehabilitation. People who go in are fairly likely to be criminals when they come back out. A fair number of sociologists now beleive that prison doesn't make people into more hardened criminals, it simply keeps them from commiting crimes for a few months while they're in it.

    The value of prisons, to society, is that they ARE a fairly effective deterrent. There is a fascinating study I read in college that tracked crimes that carry very light or no jail sentences (petty theft) and compared them to other forms of crime that we're generally less risky and easier to perpetrate, but carried stiff jail penalties. The less rewarding/more risky crime was a much bigger problem, with the biggest reason cited by those caught doing it as the belief that they wouldn't face jail time if caught.

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  163. Reduce the punishment for murder. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    This reminds me of when I was bored one day and wrote a document about a country I conjured up in my imagination. It was a crime vs. punishment document. In other words, it gave examples of crimes and the corresponding punishment. It was something along the lines that stealing a loaf of bread would get you a life of extreme torture, beatings, pain, and suffering, while commiting multiple first degree murders would get you less than a slap on the wrist with a wooden ruler.

    If sending SPAM will get you, "471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines," then I firmly believe that the punishment for murder and rape should be reduced to five minutes in the corner with the dunce hat.

  164. Does this sound familiar...? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Maximum penalties: 471 years in federal prison, $117 million in fines

    Sounds like the RIAA.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  165. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by whorfin · · Score: 1

    heh...

    If bounced emails and 'forged' email addresses are even a part of what they're going to nail this guy for, I hope that the police are never contacted by the person who has the email address foo@foo.com...we're gonna fill the prisons.

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    Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
  166. Re:Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But among the unintended consequences are a RISE in murder, robbery, rape, etc. - because guns defend more than they assault.

    It's clear that your utopia is an America armed to the teeth, armed citizenry everywhere.

    Now I'm not saying your view is bad, you see, it's just that I'm not comparing you to a Nazi.

    You're more of a communist dictator.

    No wait, don't flame me yet. I mean that in a good way. I'm not calling you a communist, because as you know communist dictators were so far removed from their principles of their original government, they allowed corruption (and maybe even encouraged it) to ravage through their countries, taking it's toll on millions and billions of people.

    But it clearly shows you're willing to betray your principles (if you had any) to further your own means. In that sense communist dictators were dishonest and maybe should have called themselves dictators outright and skipped the whole Lenin, Stalin love-in once and for all in their massive grab of power.

    So what should you call yourself, I don't know, but I'd probably avoid "patriot". Why?


    Bill O'Reilly says so.

    You have fanatics on the left and the right who will do anything to destroy people with whom they disagree. It's vicious, it's un-American, and it needs to stop.

    We're not taught anymore in civics class -- they don't even have civics classes in most schools -- to respect the other side. What we're taught is that if you're not with this, you're evil, and both sides use this. It's a demonizing tactic, it's cheap and easy, and it's a way to gather votes in an emotional way. It's Huey Long. It's Adolf Hitler. It's Joseph Stalin.


    I just believe Bill O'Reilly saw you play your Nazi card and raised you a Huey Long and a Joeseph Stalin. Hopefully you have a McCarthy in your pile, right?
  167. Emperor Wall would like to speak to you... by toiletsalmon · · Score: 0

    If you made a script that raped or murdered 160,000 people...

    Jesus Christ! If it was possible to write a script to rape and murder 160,000 people, we'd all have been 0wnz0r3d by Larry Wall.

  168. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    Prison is for people dangerous to society. Murderers, rapists, other assorted thugs. Society isn't helped because a spammer is in jail.

    And prisons typically are the places where criminals develop their trade by having professional criminal consultants all around them.

    Great - now all those prisoners will come out of prison as trained spammers. DOH!

  169. I don't get it. by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    You Americans talk about your federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons as if the punishment of being raped daily is somehow fitting for the bad guys. "He did a bad thing, so he deserves the worst he can get."

    Are you seriously thinking this way about sending somebody to what amounts to a rape camp, and shutting them in there for the rest of their life? Seriously?

    How would you look on a woman being sent to such a camp for five years, to be raped by men daily? Feel disgust when you read that and try to comprehend it - the total barbaricness of it? Then, tell me, why is it so different when a man is being sent to such an experience? On top of that, typically a heterosexual man?

    The former Iraqi government used to punish bad people by rape, they say. The Iraqis, however, were not _proud_ of that.

    Why are Americans?

    1. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You Americans talk about your federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons as if the punishment of being raped daily is somehow fitting for the bad guys. "He did a bad thing, so he deserves the worst he can get."

      We only talk about that in a joking manner for the most part - if someone we knew went to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a long time for something fairly trivial, we'd scream bloody murder. The only time we're not joking is when we're talking about the really nasty bottom-of-the-barrel scumbags who shouldn't have gotten a spot in the gene pool in the first place.

      Are you seriously thinking this way about sending somebody to what amounts to a rape camp, and shutting them in there for the rest of their life? Seriously?

      Like I said - only for the *really* bad apples - murders and rapists and the like. I think that tendency started with Exodus 21:23-25 (remember the saying "eye for an eye"? That's in Exodus 21:24). Granted, it's something of a barbaric view of justice, but it's more progressive than the laws men lived by before Moses wrote the book of Exodus - a life for an eye, a life for a tooth, etc.

      How would you look on a woman being sent to such a camp for five years, to be raped by men daily? Feel disgust when you read that and try to comprehend it - the total barbaricness of it? Then, tell me, why is it so different when a man is being sent to such an experience? On top of that, typically a heterosexual man?

      If a woman murdered someone, I wouldn't mind a bit if she were sent to a prison to be raped on a regular basis for the rest of her life, though I'm more partial to the whole idea of a murderer being sentenced to die in the same way as their victim(s). If a murderer kills by setting the victim on fire, then the proper sentence under my ideal judicial system would be death by fire. If a murderer shoots his victim, then the proper sentence would be death by gunshot. If a murderer kills his victim by drowning, then the proper sentence would be death by drowning. But I'll settle for murderers being sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in a 6 foot by 8 foot room being raped on a regular basis.

      The former Iraqi government used to punish bad people by rape, they say. The Iraqis, however, were not _proud_ of that.

      Why are Americans?

      The Iraqi government under Saddam Hussein defined "bad people" as "anyone who disagrees with Saddam, or whom Saddam becomes suspicious of, or whom manages to irritate or inconvenience anyone with governmental authority." Americans define "bad people" differently, and unlike Iraq under Saddam, it's not usually the guards doing the raping here - it's the other criminals. Also, they tend to focus their attention on the ones who deserve it the most - child molesters, multiple-offender rapists, etc. The popular myth of all prisoners being raped daily is just that - a myth.

      In closing, I'd like to offer my sympathy for that problem you're having with your knee. Perhaps if you see a doctor he can help you to keep it from jerking uncontrollably.

  170. Jail time? by Channard · · Score: 1
    Manson didn't get this harsh a penalty.

    Jail time? That *does* seems harsh. Admittedly, Golden Age of the Grotesque is nowhere near as good as Holy Wood. But This Is The New shit is a good song to rock to and.. oh, you mean the *other* Manson.

  171. Paging Kurt Vonnegut to the thread.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    OK, so he gets 471 years in prison. That's much more than he can ever serve

    At the moment - maybe Super Gerosome will be invented forty years down the line and his life will be extended to the point where he can serve every damn day.

  172. weapons fans == Nazis? by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 1

    You know, Hitler, Himmler and all the other Nazis were big on the death penalty. Considering your statements, I assume that you therefore oppose the death penalty?

    I do, but not because of any opinions of Nazis.

    Too show the weakness of this argument: Hitler liked sports and painting. Do you oppose this?

    Sometimes, even those people were right about some things, you can not always consistently be wrong.

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    Moritz
  173. Re:Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 1
    The nice-sounding meme: "Guns hurt and kill. Geting rid of guns will stop the hurting and killing. (Murder, robbery, rape, etc. will be reduced.)" But among the unintended consequences are a RISE in murder, robbery, rape, etc. - because guns defend more than they assault. And a far greater one is genocide - because privately-held guns are essentially the only defense against it once someone in power gets the idea into his head.


    This is complete bullshit. No single statistic or scientific inquiry supports this. Criminality in the USA is among the highest of any Western nations and you have the most liberal gun laws. You also have the highest rate of mass killings by teenagers and so on. A privately owned gun is 5 times more likely to be used on the owner and/or on his family (suicide, accidents, family fights) than on any external criminal.


    Guns kill people. The more ruthless anyone is, the more likely is it, that a gun is used. A criminal attacker is always more likely to shoot than any normal private person. Giving the criminals easy access to guns is a mistake.

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    Moritz
  174. For those too lazy to read the indictment by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
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    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  175. due process? by iii_rjm · · Score: 1

    You mean they didn't even give him a trial? You mean they just busted in and searched his place without a warrant? Just what do you mean when you say he was stripped of his rights and due process?

  176. Your unattributed sig by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    Your sig is a paraphrase of one of Ma Ferguson's famous quotes.

    "If English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for us." -- Miriam Amanda Wallace Ferguson (1875-1961), first woman governor of Texas.

    1. Re:Your unattributed sig by jwysocki · · Score: 1

      Didn't Jesus speak Aramiac? http://www.aramnaharaim.org/AramaicJesus.htm

    2. Re:Your unattributed sig by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      And possibly Greek or Latin, too.

      But the quote's attributed to Ma Ferguson; when she vetoed the use of Spanish in the Texas school system she is said to have waved her Bible and said something along the lines of "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for the children of Texas!" It gets phrased differently depending on who is telling the story.

    3. Re:Your unattributed sig by Wateshay · · Score: 1

      Actually, my sig is an unattributed quote of an anonymous redneck who was bitching about foreigners within in earshot of a friend of mine. Any relation to Ma Ferguson is purely coincidental.

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      "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for everyone else."

    4. Re:Your unattributed sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, my sig is an unattributed quote of an anonymous redneck who was bitching about foreigners within in earshot of a friend of mine. Any relation to Ma Ferguson is purely coincidental.
      Hmm... maybe so, that sort of thing is kind of timeless, isn't it?

      But then again, maybe the "redneck" was repeating some neo-conservative pundit's rant - some of them claim that Ma's comment was not as shallow as it's usually protrayed, and say that the fact that the english-language bible has been the source of salvation for millions (please don't think this is my point of view) shows that English is God's chosen language, just as the USA is God's chosen nation.

      I guess provincialism is timeless too.
  177. A fine theory, if you ignore the facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly you do not work in the system!

    I've been working for a consortium of hospitals for nearly a decade now (I have intimate knowledge of the financials of over 50 hospitals) and I have a slightly different viewpoint.

    Here's how the current system works: An insurance company makes money by NOT PAYING CLAIMS. That's a fact -- you can pretend otherwise, but the basis of insurance company income is keeping the money paid to it in premiums for the maximum possible time.

    Insurance companies "work the float" - that is, they invest the monies that are entrusted to them in between the time premiums are paid and claims are made. That's where the *real* money is, and these are for-profit capitalist organizations.

    You, like many people who have not worked anywhere near the trenches of bill collection, assume that because an insurance company benefits from healthy insured, and that the company will act to preserve the health of the insured. This is untrue. The insurance companies have little or no ability to affect the health of the insured, and enormous ability to delay payment.

    Delayed payments result in higher profits, because they increase "float" time.

    (It's actually more cost-effective for an insurance company to influence legislation than to service their insured, but that's a side track I'm not going to visit. Someone else can whine about HMOs.)

    An insurance company that hires incompetents to work claims will be more profitable than one that doesn't. An undertrained, underpaid claims clerk will not be able to manipulate the byzantine systems that result in a claim being paid. Thus, regardless of company policies or intentions, those insurance companies with ineffective, low-cost claims management apparatus will be more profitable than companies that do a better job for the insured. This is pure corporate darwinism, and combined with the Bush/Clinton policy of turning a blind eye to corporate consolidation results in the worst companies buying out the best companies for an overall degradation in service to all insured.

    Today, you can expect one out of three valid claims (that will eventually be paid) to be initially rejected through incompetence, and the proportion is rising. One out of five will not be paid for a year or more.

    Your free-market ethos would probably work in a truly free market - which we don't have. If I could insure myself with any bookie, and that bookie did not require federal licensing, the "invisible guiding hand" would shake out the losers as the customers and their health problems selected for those bookies capable of providing the best value for the insurance dollar.

    As it stands, what we have is a government-sponsored monopoly that encourages waste and rewards incompetence. Your prediction of "healthcare becoming a system of extortion" has already come true, and would be unlikely to get any worse if it were entrusted to people who have to worry about getting re-elected periodically.

  178. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI doesn't even go after id theives unless the theft is above $4999. They can cause millions of dollars in *real* damage, as long as the chunks are smaller than $4999 for an individual case, they won't make the FBI's radar.

    What this guy did didn't cause any real damage. So the sports journalists, needed their email addresses changed, BFD, wah wah crybabies. I am still trying to clean my credit from someone in Chicago who used my name and SSN to order $4800 in furniture and never pay.

    I couldn't even get the local authorities to arrest him.

    What a joke.

    l8,
    AC

  179. True Quantity of Prison by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

    If you assigned one little hour of prision for every person spammed, every 1 million messages is another 114 years

    1000000 offenses /24 hr per day / 364 days / year = 114

    The remainder can run towards leap years ;-)

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  180. No, they shouldn't. by raehl · · Score: 1

    Laws should be, whenever possible, as simple as possible.

    You're arguing for non-linear punishment for linear damage, which is a bad idea for a few reasons.

    Lets say, for example, that instead of punishment X for committing forgery, so total punishment is X times the number of times you commit forgery, the law is instead written so that the punishment is X, but total punishment is X times the square root of the number of infractions you commit.

    So, I forge a $10,000 check, I'm liable for, say, a year in prison and a $25,000 fine. (Numbers invented for sake of argument, it's the proportion that matters.) But if I do it 10 times, the punishment is only 3 years and $75,000. If I do it 100 times, it's only 10 years and $250,000.

    Note, however, that with forging 100 $10,000 checks, I made $1 million.

    That's problems one and two: With any punishment where the law manadates per-instance penalty decreases with volume, you've created a situation where the reward outweighs the penalty with enough volume. Two, you've made the incrimental penalty for committing subsequent offenses small. If I've already broken the law ten times, I might as well break it 100 more times because my penalty isn't going to change much.

    See, while the current system may not (intially) have the right penalty for a small offense committed numerous times, your system doesn't have the right penalty for a large offense committed numerous times either. Now, I'm sure you'll suggest that the law could be written to take this into account, but now we've just created 4 penalties where we had one before - small offense small volume, small offense large volume, large offense small volume, and large offense large volume.

    Of course, we all realize that in the real world, magnitude of offense and volume of offense is hardly easily split into two categories - it's a continueum. What's worse, forging a $10,000 check once, or forging a domain tranfer form? What about 100 of each? What about a DNR order, or an affidavit? OR the from header of an email? That says you're a dick, or that asks for your credit card information on "behalf of paypal"?

    No matter what you do, the judicial process is going to have to mete out punishment on a case-by-case basis. Volume of the crime is just one of the many factors, and attempting to legislate that in advance while not legislating every other factor in advance is going to get you minimal if any benefit (there's no guarantee that the foresight put into the law will work out any better than the lack thereof), while getting you more complicated, more easily manipulated, laws.

    Perfect? Of course not - but what you're offering is hardly an improvement either.

    1. Re:No, they shouldn't. by eternlvoid · · Score: 1

      There you go again arguing your retort with some fantastical, irrelevant scenario.

      You invented some fantasy penalty for forgery, and then tried to argue that my point was invalid because of your fantasy statement. If you're going to argue my point, at least start with truths.

      If someone made $1million forging checks, then they should have to pay $1million or more in penalties. BUT, I think it is ridiculous that they would face 400 years in jail for ANY amount of forging checks or emails.

      That is exactly what I'm talking about. If, in the caucus of legislators that think about the bill and the people who watch the process unfold before them, people think about what punishments would fit the crime in 1 and any amount, then it would prevent the abuse of the law by overzealous and undereducated officials, and would help to relinquish the growing mistrust of the people, by installing consistency that truly makes justice blind.

    2. Re:No, they shouldn't. by raehl · · Score: 1

      No, you're focusing on the amount instead of the arguement. Whether the penalty is $10,000 or $1 doesn't matter, the math is the same - if you write the law the way YOU want to write it, you reward committing crimes "in bulk". You're additionally ignoring that the number of times a crime is committed is only one of many, many factors in determining how severe a crime is, and thus trying to legislate volume in advance to "prevent the abuse of the law by overzealous and undereducated officials" is pointless - because officials will still be able to abuse the law in numerous other ways.

      Conversely, you have yet to offer how exactly one would write a law so as to do what you suggest it should do. What should the law be, "Up to three years per count of forgery committed, but never more than 30 years"? Does that mean people should be sent to prison for thirty years if they forge 10 notes from their doctor saying that they're sick to get out of work? Of course not - but you rely on the judicial system to straighten that out. What's the alternative, make one count of forgery only one month in prison so that overzealous prosecutors can't screw it up, but people forging $50,000 in money orders only serve 10 months?

      It is simply NOT POSSIBLE to write laws in a manner to eliminate judgement on the part of officials. Writing laws to prevent officials from being over (or under) zealous is impossible.

      I should also point out that your assertion that someone is facing 400 years in jail is the most ridiculous lie in this debate so far. Nobody is going to serve 400 years in prison ever.

  181. Slashdot law? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    How about:

    "Any thread that goes on long enough will eventually end up talking about the rights and wrongs of gun control in the USA"


  182. Re:Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma Shield, ON ...

    I can't vouch for the statistics, really, but as a person who's lived all over the USA, I know that the statement "you have the most liberal gun laws", is a half-truth, at best. You see, my euro friend, SOME PARTS of the USA have liberal gun laws: Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Nevada. OTHER parts have gun laws as strict almost as strict as Britain: New Jersey, Chicago, New York City (where I live now). The difference is amazing--a 14-year-old boy scout in Georgia might get a target rifle for his birthday, but the City of New York bans private gun ownership, except for retired law enforcement personnel and people who carry large amounts of cash in the course of work (store and nightclub owners, basically).

    There are almost no private, legal handguns in New York City. There are TONS of private handguns in Georgia. And yet, crime in NYC is, and has historically been, significantly higher in NYC than in Georgia. This same observation applies to all of the places I mentioned above: Nevada, Alabama, and Florida have lower crime rates overall, and NYC, New Jersey, and Chicago have higher crime rates. Strange, huh?

    Want to know the REAL correlators to crime? Poverty, police budgets/effectiveness, and urbanity. Germany, as I recall, has little violent crime--which is probably because it has fewer problems with poverty and mismanaged civil budgets than the USA.

    I don't own a gun, and I wouldn't want to if I had the chance. But you know what? You're still full of shit, wrong, and a crappy debater.

  183. Re:Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Godwin's law:
    your "because guns defend more than they assault" is just another meme to counter godwin's one. You didn't put a single thread of proof to back it up.
    Otoh, what's the point of comparing anything as nazi ? The link I provided explains it clearly : it's a way of dismissing an idea without further analysis. It's like nazi, so it must be bad (as if gun control would automatically lead to genocide).
    The Guy did an analogy, and didn't try to state clearly why he did it, thus bringing on the bad feeling.

    On gun control :
    Gun control is a pro-society idea, while gun liberalism is an individualist idea. allowing guns just makes the Citizen feel in control, because he doesn't have to depend on Society to protect him. But otoh, the Society then depends on him to keep his weapon locked and safe.
    Gun control asks for Society to protect its Citizens from outlaws (it's one of the reasons for Society to exist). At some point though, the Society is so diluted (by lack of funds, or becaus e of geography constraints for instance), that individualism should take over it. Still, the Citizen responsibility remains, and it's far more difficult to bear it in cities than country side.
    Another problem is the fact that there's not one Society, but 50 in USA. States should be just more coherent about the multiplicity of policies.

  184. Re:Yep. There's a correlary, too. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    But among the unintended consequences are a RISE in murder, robbery, rape, etc. - because guns defend more than they assault. And a far greater one is genocide - because privately-held guns are essentially the only defense against it once someone in power gets the idea into his head.

    This is complete bullshit.


    I'd intended to throw out the counter-meme and leave it at that, rather than continue in a gun-control thread (as Godwin's law claims will happen). But now that the discussion is off the front page and this response will mostly be viewed only by you, I'll give you a short answer to each of your points.

    No single statistic or scientific inquiry supports this.

    There is some excelent (and prize-winning) research in the field of criminology that supports EXACTLY this. Interestingly, much of it was done by people who were initially looking for exactly the opposite result - but had the integrity to change their opinions in the face of data.

    See Kleck (one title: Point Blank: Guns and Violence in America.) for data on offensive vs. defensive uses, or Lott et. al. (one title: More Guns, Less Crime) on the effect of gun law changes. Both books summarize years of rigorous research and analysis.

    For the rest I'll just throw out the facts. If you're really interested in the evidence, or just open-minded on this issue, start by googling for "pro gun faq". (Unlike the anti-gunners, the pro-gunners are quite happy to point you to their opposition's claims. B-) )

    Criminality in the USA is among the highest of any Western nations and you have the most liberal gun laws.

    Our gun laws vary by location. So does our criminality. It also varies by the race, religion, and national origin of the various groups of people in question. (The US has allowed massive immigration of diverse racial, cultural, and religious groups and doesn't force its own culture(s) and language(s) on them.)

    But within each of these groups the crime rate is far lower than in their country of origin. As a white male of western European ancestry my risk is lower than that of a person of similar ancestry in England, Scotland, France, or Germany. The same is true for Afro-Americans vs. Africans, Japanese-Americans vs. Japanese, Latino-Americans vs. Mexicans and other south or central Americans, and so on.

    Meanwhile, since its latest experiment with draconian gun bans, England has for the last couple years been suffering from a higher violent crime rate than the US. Check it out. (Don't forget that England only counts a murder when it gets a conviction, while the US counts one when a body with signs of foul play is found.)

    While you're at it, don't forget to include war. The US hasn't had a big one at home since the mid 19th century. (And violence between descendants of traditional enemies is counted as crime in the US, while it would be counted as war-related in their former homeland.)

    As to "most liberal gun laws", we really don't. Switzerland, for instance, REQUIRES every adult male to have at home, at a minimum, a full-auto battle rifle, along with a sealed box of ammo (to keep it ready in case of invasion - but he is EXPECTED to buy more and practice with it). Their crime rates are considerably lower than ours. (AND they got to sit out WW II, right in the middle of it.)

    You also have the highest rate of mass killings by teenagers and so on.

    Just not true. The teenage killing is virtually all gang activity in certain gun-banned inner cities. And it is still small compared to that in the third-world countries where the ethnic groups in question originated.

    (And it's NOT a racial characteristic. A black of African ancestry, for instance, who has achieved middle-class (or higher) income has a (miniscule) crime rate and murder risk no higher than a white of equivalent income.)

    Interestingly, an Oregon city experimented with gun bans. The LA gangs moved in and set up an extort

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  185. Re:You are missing the point to a 400 year term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For most crimes, you are eligible for perole after 1 month for every year you were originally sentenced for, and that is the perpose of a sentence greater than a human lifetime. If you set a limit of say 30 years to a sentence you are really limiting that person to a few years, not thirty years in prison.

  186. Re:Yep. There's a straw man, too. by elwinc · · Score: 1
    Ungrounded Lightning writes:
    One of the nice-sounding ideas is gun bans, and the Himmler quote that Clark paraphrased is one form of that meme. The nice-sounding meme: "Guns hurt and kill. Geting rid of guns will stop the hurting and killing. (Murder, robbery, rape, etc. will be reduced.)" But among the unintended consequences are a RISE in murder, robbery, rape, etc. - because guns defend more than they assault. And a far greater one is genocide - because privately-held guns are essentially the only defense against it once someone in power gets the idea into his head.
    First, that is a classic example of a Straw Man. You haven't argued against what Clark said. Instead, you argued against an extreme distortion of what Clark said. So what? Clark's not in favor of a complete gun ban, and neither am I. Why change the subject? I know it's sometimes impolite to introduce facts into discussions like this one, but here's what Clark actually said:
    I have got 20 some odd guns in the house. I like to hunt. I have grown up with guns all my life, but people who like assault weapons should join the United States Army, we have them.
    Source: Interview on CNN Crossfire Jun 25, 2003

    Second, can you cite any statistics to support your broad claims about unintended consequences? Certainly when you look at the gun-free societies they have a lot less assault, robbery, rape, etc. Not that I'm claiming such simple comparisons are valid, I'm just wondering if you can cite any evidence.

    Third, going back to what Clark said, rather than what you find easy to argue against, what Clark says is not a gun ban, it's an assault weapon ban. Here's a little context for you. We already have a ban on privately owned rocket propelled grenade launchers, shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles, anti-tank rockets, and lots of other heavy duty weapons. We have a de facto ban on automatic weapons. We have an assault weapon ban from 1994 that's set to expire in 2004. We allow handguns, rifles, 'sport' guns, and pre-1994 of assault guns. In this context, can you suggest the unintended consequences of keeping the assault weapons in the disallowed category?

    Fourth, we have an interesting example before us of a society that allowed gun ownership, yet the gun ownership failed to prevent either totalitarian rule or foreign invasion. I'm referring of course to Iraq. Are you ready to retire the nice-sounding meme that gun ownership == free society? I didn't think so. Why not? Well, for starters, maybe because an instance is not an argument. And maybe there's a straw man in this paragraph too. Do you appreciate being trolled any more than I do?

    So instead of attacking straw men and assuming all your interlocutors are gun-phobic nutcases, why don't you try actually arguing the point in question?

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  187. Re:A very (ludicrous, retarded, draconian) precede by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    huh? why are you attacking me when I was trying to say jail is a serious place and not to be taken lightly? I never mentioned anything else. In fact I HAVE been to jail a few times and the ones I went to weren't resorts like the one you spoke of. So obviously I don't agree with the "lock em all up" mentality.

  188. Re:Yep. John Lott's a liar, too. by elwinc · · Score: 1
    Oh, so you're citing John Lott for your "guns reduce crime" statistics. according to this article
    Earlier this year, Lott found himself facing serious criticism of his professional ethics. Pressed by critics, he failed to produce evidence of the existence of a survey -- which supposedly found that "98 percent of the time that people use guns defensively, they merely have to brandish a weapon to break off an attack" -- that he claimed to have conducted in the second edition of "More Guns, Less Crime". Lott then made matters even worse by posing as a former student, "Mary Rosh," and using the alias to attack his critics and defend his work online. When an Internet blogger exposed the ruse, the scientific community was outraged. Lott had created a "false identity for a scholar," charged Science editor-in-chief Donald Kennedy. "In most circles, this goes down as fraud."
    Now of course Lott's fraud doesn't prove his conclusions are false; it only proves he's a liar an has no evidence for the conclusions drawn from that study. As for Lott & Mustard's famous 1997 paper, these folks found that small changes in Lott's model erase any influence of right-to-carry laws.

    And according to Ayres and Donohue who extended Lott's data through later years, Lott mostly managed to discover the start and end of the crack epidemic -- Crime rose and dropped just as much in urban areas without any changes in right-to-carry laws.

    So you've answered my second question, and I thank you. You do have research to back up your claims; it's not good research, but at least it is research. Now how about getting rid of your straw man and dealing with what Clark actually said rather than what you find easy to argue against?

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