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  1. Re:IBM should patent Spam. on Opt-In Junk Fax Law Survives Court Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I hadn't known that. Makes perfect sense though :) How about USC Berkely? They could handle spam ... :)

  2. IBM should patent Spam. on Opt-In Junk Fax Law Survives Court Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny

    If IBM patented Spam, the world would be a better place.

  3. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies on Browser Cookie Patent · · Score: 1

    I'm in Canada ... I should try to patent donut-holes ... I could make a fortune!

  4. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? on Browser Cookie Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better idea: Patent spam. :)

  5. Fun! on O'Reilly Pushing Founder's Copyright System · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  6. HAMMOCKS! on Improving Company Morale? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In fact I know this place called Mary-Anne's Hammocks - the nice thing about it is, Mary-Anne gets in the hammock with you! Hahah, I'm just kidding, Homer."

    Hank Scorpio rules.

  7. Re:New product idea! on Bluetooth + WiFi + GSM = Wanda · · Score: 1

    At least with no legs, they'd have guaranteed income.

    I once heard of a girl in Saigon who made $3,000 a day ... spinning. Just spinning.

  8. New product idea! on Bluetooth + WiFi + GSM = Wanda · · Score: 0

    A combination Cellphone/PDA/Dildo. ... naw, I wouldn't buy one of those. Not even if it had a vibrate mode. Eww.

  9. Re:If people want to spend more time chatting, fin on Voice Communication & Gaming Etiquette · · Score: 1

    That sounds like bitching to me. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum ... and I'm all out of gum. :)

    (But yeah, I know what you're saying - my point was simply that the added communication might distract some players from the game at hand, and they might get pissy at the people who aren't so easily distracted.)

  10. If people want to spend more time chatting, fine on Voice Communication & Gaming Etiquette · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't bitch at me if I happen to frag them for camping, though ...

  11. "Programmers like instant gratification" on Scott Trappe's Answers About Code Quality · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Programmers like instant gratification"

    Well then, we should opensource it! Gratification was meant to be free.

  12. Re:Hrm on NetBSD Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    thx 4 teh help ;-)

    I actually run FreeBSD on my Server ... haven't ever tried NetBSD. I only hear good things about it, though.

  13. Hmm on Making The GPL Easier For Companies To Swallow · · Score: -1, Troll

    Spit or swallow, makes no difference to me.

    I usually use the BSD license ... I'm lazy.

  14. Hrm on NetBSD Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary · · Score: 5, Funny

    My toaster STILL can't run NetBSD. They need to hurry up the development of it.

    Also, my coffee machine, microwave, and toaster oven all could use a little NetBSD loving.

  15. Re:My spam research on CDT Releases New Report on Origins of Spam · · Score: 2, Informative

    You little nutjob :) That'll blow away the aliases file.

    You need to use >>. :)

  16. Yay! on Transmeta Astro -- More Details · · Score: -1, Troll

    Astro! The 30th Century Insult Comic Dog!

    Or ... The PDA CPU of choice ...

    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  17. Re:� NE $ on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    Of course it's not a good idea to pick on someone your own size. It wouldn't be safe to do that. Bullies pick on little people because they want to feel safe. It doesn't really MAKE them safe - in fact, sometimes, it has quite the opposite effect.

    In this case, they're going to attack Iraq and turn 25 million people into Anti-American terrorists. Sounds fun, right?

    The US is bullying the international community, and ignoring the true world threats they so passionately speak against, in favour of creating a media stir that will result in future ramifications that they don't appear to be aware of. The goal, of course, is to make the American people feel safe. Do you think it will work?

  18. Hrm on Local Root Hole in Linux Kernels · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess they were just trying to out-do the IIS hole.

    Ah well ... there's always "linux single" ... :)

  19. Re:� NE $ on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    Perhaps not ... but are they dumb enough to invade South Korea again?

    I mean, we are talking about insane commie bastards here! heheh ...

    (Naw, I agree, they're probably not stupid enough to let it get out of control. Unlike Bush. But that might just be my opinion.)

  20. Re:$17 million on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    After the first ten million, who really cares?

  21. Re:No Big Deal on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    Hrm ... never followed the comic book, but didn't Venom tag along on a crash-landed space shuttle mission? I can see why they wouldn't want that in the movie. heheh ...

  22. Re:� NE $ on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    Going to war generally boosts an economy, at least in the short term (for instance, the DOW just gained 600 points in three days).

    On the other hand, the war is rather stupid ... shouldn't they be dealing with real threats, like North Korea?

    disclaimer: I am Canadian. My views are not representative of all individuals in this country. And gas is gorram expensive - stupid war.

  23. Re:Hmm on Sharp Ships Zaurus SL-5600; 5500 Available Cheap · · Score: 1

    BeOS does support OGG/Vorbis.

  24. Hmm on Sharp Ships Zaurus SL-5600; 5500 Available Cheap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it run BeOS? heheh

  25. Re:A Tale Of Woe and Misfortune on Family Tech Support · · Score: 1

    I've actually had decent luck with Windows XP (RDC rocks), but my mom's computer runs Windows 2000 Pro (VNC is OK on a LAN).

    I really need to remember to downgrade her account to a plain User. Power User has too much power. :)