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  1. Geez on First Test of Utah Anti-Spam Law Dismissed · · Score: 0, Funny

    Pretty soon everyone in Utah is going to be getting spammed with extra wives.

  2. hmm on Virtual PC 6 Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it come with a lightgun?

    If I'm gonna play VirtuaPC, I need a lightgun so I can shoot all those stupid Windows applications ... and watch them recoil in 3D blocky splendour!

    Woo! VirtuaFighter!

    Erm, I mean, VirtuaPC. ;-)

  3. In 2013, Information Accessed over the internet .. on 10 Years of the World Wide Web · · Score: 0

    ... will look like ass.

  4. Re:Thank you Wired. on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 1

    I didn't say "fresh" water - and besides, the output of a clean-burning hydrogen engine is itself fresh water.

    In effect ... if we could filter and "burn" oceanwater, our hydrogen engines could produce enough water to feed the planet.

  5. Re:Neato on Red Hat Announces Enterprise Linux · · Score: 1

    I shall have to hurt you now. lol :)

  6. Re:Neato on Red Hat Announces Enterprise Linux · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now it reminds me of Rod Stewart. Eww.

  7. What's this? on Red Hat Announces Enterprise Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    The linux distro they run on Star Trek?

    Does it include Majel Barrett-Rodenbery's voice?

  8. Re:Earth on Jupiter's Great Dark Spot · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That isn't a dark spot - that's just a collection of the densest matter on Earth.

  9. Looks like ... on Jupiter's Great Dark Spot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like someone forgot to wipe the lense properly

  10. Re:Hmm ... interesting surplus items on Great Surplus Stores? · · Score: 1

    hahahah ...

    Naw, I have a girlfriend. I was just suggesting things that other slashdot readers might be interested in.

    I don't think there's a surplus on Hot Grits and Natalie Portman ... ah well.

  11. Re:Hmm ... interesting surplus items on Great Surplus Stores? · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah. I guess I don't really understand the fine art of the surplus. Maybe I budget too well.

  12. Hmm ... interesting surplus items on Great Surplus Stores? · · Score: -1, Troll

    * RealDolls
    * Commodore 64s
    * Brain Transplants
    * Bending Units
    * Condoms
    * Beer
    * Slashdot Coders
    * Windows NT 3.5.1 Licenses

    (no, I don't have any of these items)

  13. give me brains! on Brain Prosthesis Ready For Testing · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I need brains!

    Hippocampwhatsus?

  14. Re:Obstacle on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 1

    Magic. And the power of farts.

  15. Re:Thank you Wired. on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 1

    It would be fun.

    Maybe we could have portable nuclear fusion reactors to generate the electricity, and then the water would act as a coolant AND as fuel? :)

  16. Re:Obstacle on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    well, ya know, cars are already powered by explosions.

    The Hindenberg just had a big Hydrogen balloon that wasn't being depleted - it was simply "there". In the case of a hydrogen-powered car, the hydrogen supply would be steadily depleted in a semi-closed system with little to no chance of a huge pocket igniting. For the exact same reason that, under standard usage, gas tanks and fuel lines don't explode.

    This does not account for Pintos and Volkswagens, of course.

  17. Re:Thank you Wired. on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Electric cars didn't seem to be going anywhere. They ran out of power too fast ...

    Hydrogen fuel cells, hybrids, and (I wish) water-powered cars, now THAT would be something worth exploring ...

  18. wee on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 3, Funny
    (you should probably ignore this, there is a worthwhile comment below. Sort of.)
    Help me, I'm confuzzled!

    This post is prezactly on-topic! Honest!
    (okay, stop ignoring now ...)

    A hydrogen-based economy would be awesome! If we could generate all our power from water ... we'd have an almost infinite supply! woo!

    Except for that nasty using-up-all-the-oxygen thing ... ah well. I'm sure we can adapt. Nitrogen works, right? :)

  19. Re:More to the point on E.U. Commission: More Antitrust Trouble For MS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Even french fries and perfume?

  20. Re:Sheesh. what's next? on E.U. Commission: More Antitrust Trouble For MS · · Score: 1

    Next, on Jerry Springer:
    "Windows is a Kernel. Deal with it." :)

  21. I think ... on E.U. Commission: More Antitrust Trouble For MS · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    everyone just needs to go camooing.

  22. Re:Bad Acronym on Linux Audio Developers Conference · · Score: 1

    an AC up near the top suggested an alternative acronym:

    "Linux Audio Realtime Developers And Sound Symposium"

    It has a nice ring to it, I think.

    "Hey, you - I'm here for LARDASS, where's the pizza?"

  23. Re:doughnut? on The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when do jelly donuts have holes?

    You're violating the fifth law of thermodonutdynamics here ... ... as well as SpaceCorps directive 97G!

    (97G: No officer will false teeth shall attempt oral sex in a zero gravity environment.)

  24. Re:Observations on The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut · · Score: 1

    Only if you were bald (chrome-dome), standing outside, and not obscured by any celestial bodies.

    Sure, it's possible to see through matter, but ... not yet. Otherwise we'd have working X-Ray glasses, like James Bond does. :)

  25. Re:Observations on The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut · · Score: 1

    What's this about shooting Blue Man Group?