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Browser Cookie Patent

resistant writes "Here's more patent madness, this time on cookies used in browsers. (By now, even Forbes has a commendable attitude about this rampant greed)." This is actually a pretty interesting article for folks not so familiar with why patents are such a big deal in this day and age.

238 comments

  1. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I patent it!

  2. It DOES make sense! by Occam's+Hammer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read an interesting article in the New York times last week that sheds a little light on the practice of filing for these obviously ridiculous patents. Evidently companies are using these useless patents by donating them to universities or organizations and taking a huge tax write off for it. It is starting to make more sense now. $4000 (US) to "research" and file the patent, and then if they happen to get it, donate it to a college and write off the "Value" at $800,000.00! A very large profit without ever having to enforce an obviously unenforceable patent.

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    1. Re:It DOES make sense! by jmt9581 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link for the story?

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    2. Re:It DOES make sense! by Occam's+Hammer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is the story

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    3. Re:It DOES make sense! by mce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The good thing about that, is that it it is excellent material to make governments wake up about the sillyness of the patent system as-is. Maybe they will at last understand that things need to be changed.

      Note that I don't care if the government's motivation for changes would purely be financial. In the end, the only thing that really matters is that no more of these extremely silly patents are granted.

    4. Re:It DOES make sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shit makes me sick.

      Reminds me vaguely of the stock "options" that cook the books (which MS and Yahoo, if I recall, carry out). Company really would have posted a loss given the expenses/costs versus sales of their products/services, but sells excess stock to cover it. It is the sale of that stock which is profitable alone. So other industries/jobs/income/work from stockholders are covering up the losses.

      Blech.

    5. Re:It DOES make sense! by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, from an obviously limited POV like this it may make some sort of sense, mainly for accountants. However, the fact that there is an application for patents that hurts you as a consumer (not paying corporate taxes is stealing from the poor - literally) is still no guarantee that these patents will not be abused. Did you actually read the article? F5 - the patent holder, is suing it's competitors for using cookies, under the premise that "If I am not making making, let's make sure nobody else is making money either".

      Patently ridiculous.....

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  3. Prior Art by birdman666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Nabisco has prior art on this one.

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    1. Re:Prior Art by idfrsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually this is covered by a series of patents by a Mr. Christie. The patents included things from the basic cookie to doubling the chip amount to improve goodness. He also has a patent pending in the same series on the gooey-ness of cookies.

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    2. Re:Prior Art by chrisseaton · · Score: 1

      If you set the threshold to -1 (how many FPs are above that?) and go right to the end (trial and improvement on the start parameter) you will find that there are at least 27 thousand first posts. You've created something really special here, Malda.

    3. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :0

      Don't you mean Nabisco(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM)(TM)!?!!?

    4. Re:Prior Art by Fluid+Truth · · Score: 1

      Since when has prior art actually prevented a patent from being granted?

      Score: -1, Cynical

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  4. patent the "patent madness" by stonebeat.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    whoever does it, will make lot of money.

    1. Re:patent the "patent madness" by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but your are violating my patent! You see, it covers making a comment about patenting the abuse of the patent process.

      Please cease and desist, or pay my licence fee of $75 usd. Thank you
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    2. Re:patent the "patent madness" by ion_ · · Score: 1

      Somehow that reminded me of this UserFriendly strip.

      (Some more patent fun as well.)

    3. Re:patent the "patent madness" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuh-uh, you are violating my patent. It covers bitching about someone violating a patent about pantenting the abuse of patent process.

  5. Why stop at patenting cookies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck go the whole mile and patent .txt files. Even that is too short, just patent computer files. End the charade.

    Oh, and no comments about Bezos and his helicopter crash? I'm surprised, Slashdot, you didn't jump on this.

    1. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better idea: Patent spam. :)

    2. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      People who shopped for helicopters also shopped for:
      • Seat belts
      • Parachutes
      • Life vests
      • Airbags
      • First Aid kits
      • Survival Rations
      • Mac OS X 10.2 "Jaguar" (Save 5%! Free shipping!)
    3. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I thought about this, it came across as a better idea then I had first thought. Although it would be a completely unenforceable patent to the gobs of prior art, it would force all those dirty spammers out into the open unless they wanted a judgment placed against them by default.

      Of course, this is only for for domestic spammers, and we all know how many of those there are. I know there is something about patents which makes them vaugely international, but I'm not sure how that works.

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    4. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by ThatMadeNoSense · · Score: 0

      it came across as a better idea then I had first thought.

      That made no sense.

    5. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by wfberg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, according to this page, the first spam message ever was by Digital Equipment Corporation in 1978. Too bad you can't patent stuff 25 years later, it would have been good PR for Compaq/HPQ/DEC to repent for spamming and patenting it ;-)

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    6. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by inode_buddha · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been doing some patent searching myself at uspto.gov regarding clean energy sources. Evidently, the WIPO (World Intellectual Property Organization) carries a lot of weight in the international patent arena, particularly in technical communities.

      Myself, I have to wonder what is the nature of the relationship between the US and WIPO?

      Anyway, HTH with your "international patent" question.

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    7. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      Ok, admittedly, it was a bit malformed.

      What I meant to say was this:

      "That idea [about patenting spam] came across better when I had thought about a second time. The first time around, it seemed to be a stupid troll. The second time, it didn't seem so bad."

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    8. Re:Why stop at patenting cookies? by bad_fx · · Score: 0
      Better idea: Patent spam. :)
      Sorry, too late :P
  6. I didn't know you could patent cookies by Linux-based-robots · · Score: 5, Funny

    What next? Pies, pasteries, fudge brownies? Where will this madness stop?

    1. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I'm in Canada ... I should try to patent donut-holes ... I could make a fortune!

    2. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1

      Hah, I will patent milk and dominate the market!

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    3. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

      Not to worry. I've got a patent on milk, so I think we can force them to cut a deal.

    4. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1

      ouch. You could've at least modded that (Score: 1,funny) :)

    5. Re:I didn't know you could patent cookies by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Indeed, look where we live.

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  7. My next patten by Flak · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to patten the act of sex. I will be rich beyond all dreams. I will only collect on the act of sex at the birth of a child, but I will charge retroactivlly for all "pratice acts"

    1. Re:My next patten by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmmm...wouldn't the USPTO suddenly become the world's largest pr0n repository as millions of people submit 'prior art' ?

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    2. Re:My next patten by FyRE666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but you won't make much money from the /. crowd ;-)

    3. Re:My next patten by dargaud · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, seriously, I'd like to meet the guy who invented sex and see what he's working on now...

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    4. Re:My next patten by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would depend on your definition of "Practice act". For one, does it take two to practice?

      Given the one-handed surfing some of these guys do, even a few actual children conceived should bring in a nice sum. :)

    5. Re:My next patten by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      That's why he's charging for all "practice" acts. ;)

    6. Re:My next patten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Church (pick one) has prior art in this.

      Sorry to ruin that idea.

    7. Re:My next patten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 5 years of sex, his hand got tired so he invented women.
      Then he invented religion, government, twinkies, the internet and GPS cruise missiles.

      I think he's now working on Ada 48.

  8. Actual real prior art from BBS days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone remember IEMSI? I think that was it. Anyway, it was a mechasnism that allowed BBS's and dial-up clients to exchange login information to create a session that was persistent. It was actually pretty neat. I remember I lobbied for it be included in Renegade (COTT LANG in da hizouse!). That was close to a decade ago.

    1. Re:Actual real prior art from BBS days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know, we'll be talking about FrontDoor, InterMail, and Portal of Power :) The IEMSI was used mostly for setting up inter-BBS mail from networks like FidoNet. If my memory serves, it was also used to send inter-BBS door game data for games like Barren Realms Elite and Trade Wars.. oh! and I almost forgot about FileEcho (where a user could request a file from another BBS and it would arrive through the mailer program). Throw DesqView on top of all this and we've got ourselves a bonafide piece of nostalgia here.

      Cott Lang would never have included any useful features into Renegade.. that would have made it somewhat pleasurable to setup and use! I remember staring at a hex editor day and night changing the internal strings to one of those strange '%' codes followed by the name of an ansi file because Renegade's built in string editor was shall we say.. lacking.

    2. Re:Actual real prior art from BBS days by nametaken · · Score: 0

      MCI codes I think... sounds like a trademark infringement.

  9. Abolish patents altogether by The+Terrorists · · Score: 0
    Immediately, in the world of code creation, social structures will take over the world of knowledge. Creation credit will be assigned as is politically expedient, because there will be no way to profit from it it will become a sort of "karma" akin to Slashdot karma or what have you.

    Knowledge will be unregulated, and its overall value will go down financially. This will open the way for innovation, but innovation is likely to be lost in the crowd of malicious creations and intellectual wanking/spam.

  10. hey by Miguel+de+Icaza · · Score: 0, Funny

    I work on the mono project and so I happen to know all about patents... They are no big deal - if someone puts a patent in my face I just laugh and code around it - its simple really like the song from the lion king says: 'no worries'

    http://www.go-mono.com/faq.html#patents ;^)

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    1. Re:hey by tulare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Miguel, I respect, use, and enjoy your work, but I have to think you're dead wrong here. Sooner or later, the sheer number of idiotic little patents will become overwhelming - and the coder's ability to code around them will become more and more difficult, at least if he or she wants the code to be worth a damn. I know you've had some success working around certain patents, but even you've got to admit, sooner or later, too many foolish patents will pollute the codebase into decreased functionality.

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    2. Re:hey by Miguel+de+Icaza · · Score: 1

      eh... it should be pretty claer that i'm not really miguel, just a joker making a point.

      personally i think miguel and his mono cohorts are woefully naive :)

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    3. Re:hey by bobsledbob · · Score: 1


      Let alone the ability for the progammer to keep track of all the various patents. You can only code around a patent that you are aware of. I think the scary part is trying to keep track of it all.

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    4. Re:hey by tulare · · Score: 1

      Ah, you twirp! I admit being fooled. /me is big dope today

      Admittedly, what fooled me was the glossy happy-speak so characteristic of Miguel, so nice job.

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    5. Re:hey by ThatMadeNoSense · · Score: 0

      I just laugh and code around it - its simple really like the song...

      That made no sense.

  11. Extortion! by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It seems like the patent pursuit is stemming from failed or failing companies or tiny companies looking to blow up overnight but this article points out that HP is getting into the business. Hmm, has HP's stock tanked?

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    1. Re:Extortion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes

    2. Re:Extortion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, IFF I heard correctly. It's hard to say, given sometimes you hear news snippets, it's difficult to look at the entire picture. Stock price doesn't say it all.

      I stopped paying real attention to HP and Compaq after the "should we merge or not" fight. For those that don' know, if I recall right, one of the guys whose letters are in HP was against the merger between HP and Compaq. But there was HP's CEO; she thought the merger made sense and pretty much rallied support behind the idea (despite most mergers failing). The rationale was that the failing tech sales of the time would be helped, things streamlined, and HP and Compaq, despite being business enemies at the time, had different stakes and contracts in the business and retail world, which would complement each other (similar argument heard when Chrysler and Mercedes-Benz merged). The HP fellow was hugely against it, saying it would devalue HP's half (after the merger).

      He lost, she won.

      For a while when the merger was announced as a possible go and then go, their stocks went up. They pretty muched merged. Now it's going down, or at least isn't as promising. In the short term, the HP CEO was right. In the long term, looks like one of the namesakes of HP is going to be right, at least in this environment.

      There was mention, I think on CNBC or Moneyline, first of a threat of general cuts. Then job cuts. Then the stock tanked a bit because contracts and sales weren't as expected. etc. etc.

      So failing, no. Doing well though, nope.

  12. Double Paragraphs in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    re: http://www.thestandard.com/article/0,1902,24011,00 .html

    I've patented the use of repeating the first two paragraphs. been using it since the early 90's.

    re: http://www.thestandard.com/article/0,1902,24011,00 .html

    I've patented the use of repeating the first two paragraphs. been using it since the early 90's.

    1. Re:Double Paragraphs in article by The+Dobber · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, but your patent is deemed invalid as the act of stuttering is considered prior art.

    2. Re:Double Paragraphs in article by drzhivago · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Later paragraphs were also repeated.

  13. Need to Read the Patent by Pika · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Read the patent - F5 DID NOT PATENT COOKIES!

    They patented the ability to use and set information in cookies for load balancing decisions.

    1. Re:Need to Read the Patent by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read the patent - F5 DID NOT PATENT COOKIES!

      This has become a daily thing on Slashdot. Alarmist post, no-one reads the article, dozens of people complaining about the same set of high level problems.

      Its evolved into an interesting business model. The ignorant masses (oh god, this has turned into an elitist post!!!) click and click and post their generic detail free complaints while those who care can still find useful information.
      The marriage of paranoia and truth that other news outlets haven't mastered.

      I'd complain, but a 'better' system would never stay in business.
      And anyways, most of my jackass troll posts would never be accepted. ;)

    2. Re:Need to Read the Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The marriage of paranoia and truth that other news outlets haven't mastered.

      You mean FOX News?

    3. Re:Need to Read the Patent by stevens · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They patented the ability to use and set information in cookies for load balancing decisions.

      And it's still shameless. I've worked with cookie persistence on F5's BigIP load balancers. It uses a cookie to identify which server out of a server pool a particular client should go to.

      This is for load-balanced webservers that keep server-side session data, which is only on one server for any particular client. So the clients are distributed across the pool, but any particular client always goes to the same server in the pool. Simple.

      This is what cookies were made for. Cookies were designed to solve problems where you need a particular HTTP client to keep a piece of data the server needs. This is a piece of data the F5 server needs, and so it uses a cookie to store it on the client. It's not any new innovation.

      Any good developer would've come up with the same solution. This is just patenting "Using Cookies for Application X." Next we'll see "Using Cookies for Application Y." Humbug.

    4. Re:Need to Read the Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gotta agree - slashdotters may know their tech stuff, but when it comes to having any sort of informed opinion on patent law... well, let's just say it's a little embarassing.

      It'd almost be worth patenting (heh...)

      "Patently Absurd"

      1. A method of raising a misplaced sense of indignance comprising the steps of:
      - someone reading about patent X,
      - someone breathlessly posting that "X has been patented!", wherein said person has not read said patent, and wherein said related articles and posts insist on reusing a plurality of sad puns as titles, as hereinbefore defined,
      - a plurality of people posting indignant missives about the decline of technology due to all these stupid patents,
      - an equal plurality of people posting ideas for manifestly non-novel schemes intended to 'prove' that the patent system is useless, and wherein
      - said method is repeated again and again and again...

      (you all owe me royalties...)

    5. Re:Need to Read the Patent by capologist · · Score: 1

      The moderation/karma system rewards early posting, so it's not at all surprising that many threads are dominated by posts from users who have not taken the time to read the articles, do a little supplementary research, think a little, and formulate well-informed, well-considered opinions.

    6. Re:Need to Read the Patent by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Its evolved into an interesting business model. The ignorant masses (oh god, this has turned into an elitist post!!!) click and click and post their generic detail free complaints while those who care can still find useful information

      Are you suggesting SlashDot patent "detail-free discussions" (if it hasn't already been done)?

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  14. This is not a patent on cookies by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    RTFA. It's a patent on the use of cookies to reunite an interrupted session (say, because your browser crashes) with a particular server where cookies are being used as a session ID.

    Interestingly, as the technology is being used in some kind of load balancing router (if I understand the article properly, it's fairly vague) it actually looks like a hardware patent more than a software one (routers run software, but then so do milling machines...)

    It still looks "obvious" to me, but it's not the patent the submitter claims it to be. Bad submitter! No cookie for you!

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    1. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by MrWa · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It still looks "obvious" to me,

      Don't most patents look obvious after the fact? That seems to be the most difficult part about deciding whether these patents are valid - even for a non-technie, once you read the patent, the idea may seem obvious. This doesn't always make the patent invalid, though, right?

    2. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not in this case. Consider:
      • The use of session cookies was commonplace from the mid-nineties on. IIS pretty much forced developers to send them even if they had no use for them.
      • You load balance. In order for "sessions" to work, all traffic would go to a particular machine, the user being routed to it.
      • You get complaints because just as someone hit the "submit" button on a form, their machine crashed, and they ended up getting billed twice for something because it turned out that the request was sent, and they, entering a second time, redid the entire request. What do you do to fix your software so that when they go in again, they end up at the same place?
      The answer would be staring you in the face. The "bug" is in the session cookie, in that it's not sent to the new server the second time around and the new server can't retrieve the saved session. So you fix the cookie, make sure it contains the information about what server the session is with, and voila! The bug is fixed.

      Essentially, this is patenting a bug fix. That's why it's "obvious", any programmer would have solved the issue the same way.

      Incidentally, I do defend software patents from time to time as being original and easier to think of in hindsight than it was before the invention for the very same reason as you argue. I think One Click was original. I think Amazon's discussion system is original. But I don't think this one is, fixing bugs is never original, and definitely shouldn't be patentable.

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    3. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm...weren't cookies supposedly used and implemented in the first place to cover what the patent claims?

      While I agree with your general statement that "if it's obvious, doesn't mean it's invalid", this sort of stuff IS what cookies are for.

      If anything, the natural extension of their use is pretty plain--which alone should have been enough for a patent reviewer to say it was obvious and hence invalid.

      To me, this about the equivalent of saying "hey, paper. If you use this stock, cut it this size, and put this ink on inthis format, you cut business cards. Let's patent."

      Oh well. Time to join the EFF or give more donations out, or see if, in the past few months, some sort of tech PAC of effect got off the ground that is neither conservative nor liberal that covers the issues adequately.

    4. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      it actually looks like a hardware patent more than a software one

      I've heard that often software patents are often worded such that they describe a device which implements an alogorithm rather than describing the algorithm itself. Often patent examiners don't even realize that the application is intended for software and not hardware. I think it has something to do with a bias towards allowing patents on hardware and tangible inventions. Any program can probably be described in terms of mechanical objects interlinking with each other (though the complexity of that has to increase pretty quickly).

    5. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by pod · · Score: 1

      No! It IS obvious!

      How do you keep state between browser sessions? With cookie! That's what they were MADE for! This is as obvious as using a butter knife to spread mud on a slice of bread. Sure, the application may be somewhat novel, but the solution is obvious to anyone engaged in the field. How would you keep state between browser sessions? With cookies perhaps?

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    6. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      This is most annoying when after quite a few years after something is really common place a company discovers it has a patent on something that is widely used... Downloading files on the internet is one.. Can't what company had it.. but that was Idiotic of them to think of attempting to enforce it (I think it was mid to late 90's when it came to surface).

      Someone should patent the idea of patenting common place "Technology"..

      Or better yet.. Patent the idea of Music copy-protection.. Or the idea making laws like the DMCA

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    7. Re:This is not a patent on cookies by sstamps · · Score: 1

      >I think One Click was original.
      >I think Amazon's discussion system is original.

      Not sure what your litmus test for "originality" is, but it is irrelevant anyway, since the litmus tests for patentability are NOT based on originality alone.

      "Useful" and "non-obvious to anyone with ordinary skill in the art" are tests that are as important as that for originality.

      Let's take Amazon's One-Click absurdity out for a spin in the REAL patent-litmus-test-mobile:

      I am a person with at least "ordinary skill in the art". Note that I have little to no knowledge of Amazon's specific implementation that they claim, and it has been some time since I tried to decipher the spurious claims made in their patent.

      Premise:
      Create an online shopping system which minimizes extraneous effort that a customer must undergo to order a product from an online catalog and keep it simple for the company to implement and support on the back-end.

      Considerations:
      1) What comprises customer "effort", so we know what we are intending to minimize? Extraneous customer effort is moving the mouse, clicking, typing, scrolling the window, changing pages, etc.
      2) How do people normally go about reducing extraneous efforts? Through elimination of redundancy, consolidation of information, and proper/consistent presentation. Ideally, placing an order for any particular item or group of items in a catalog would be reduced to a SINGLE action, since no other method of inferring intent to purchase has been discovered in history without at least a SINGLE action (even subtle means of bidding in a live auction requires some expression of intent or denial to the auctioneer so that the auction can continue).
      3) What is the normal, established business process for retail sales? A customer "enters" a place of business, browses the items displayed, along with pricing and any other relevant information, chooses items to purchase (thus making an "order"), collects the items (or has the retailer collect them prepare them for shipment if they are not physically present), provides the necessary personal and payment information to the retailer to complete the transaction, and leaves the "premises". Obviously, any extraneous and redundant steps must be eliminated and extra effort imposed only if necessary to provide the requisite features offered by the solution.

      Solution:
      1) Store redundant information, requiring the user to only enter it one time, and refer to that stored information whenever it is needed in the future. (IE, Customer name, address, payment info, etc)
      2) In the catalog, place some sort of control in plain view, and within "easy reach", minimizing user effort to locate and activate the control. Once activated, place the item into an "open order", using the stored info from #1 above to fill out the requisite fields for the order.
      3) In order to consolidate and reduce effort and redundancy on the back-end, combine separate, individual items ordered into a larger group by waiting some amount of time for the shopper to finish shopping, like after an hour of inactivity, or proceed based on some specific deadline, like all pending orders shipped by XX:XX o'clock. (Also known as "Order Consolidation", a process used to reduce shipping charges on multiple orders placed by a specific customer on the same day by millions of businesses over the world for many years).

      I believe that you will find that this is the core of the stupid "one-click" patent, in a nutshell. The problem is that it is SO obvious to not only people skilled in the "art", but LAYMEN as well. It is 99% common sense, logic, reasoning, etc.

      Finally, just because the problem did not exist to be solved before a certain point in time does NOT mean that the solution is non-obvious and, thus, patent-worthy. There are millions of new problems being exposed for the first time all over the world every day, and there are many more millions of people working on their solutions every day. Does that mean that every new solu

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  15. Re:sp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I disagree. Linux and Slashdot aren't gay. They're both gender neutral, as they neither endorse nor discriminate either sexuality. Second, whether Linux sucks is a matter of personal preference, and you are entitled to your opinion, though this discussion would be more interesting if you actually had any arguments for it. As of now, it just looks like a troll.

  16. Marvin? by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I claim this patent in the name of MARS!

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    1. Re:Marvin? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      This patent ain't big enough for the two of us, so, off you go! [SHOVE]

  17. Cookies? Sheesh... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why would anyone bother laying any claim to cookies? That's like wanting to enforce a patent based on a Ford Pinto.

    Any web app developer can tell you that there's half a dozen more reliable and secure ways to persist data. Typically allowing a user to resume a session without apt verification is bound to lead to problems: data & identity theft, inappropriate disclosure...

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  18. And in further news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sesame Street's Cookie Monster was unavailable for comment.

    1. Re:And in further news... by Fesh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's 'cause he was in court trying to fend off a cease-and-desist from Monster.com...

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      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
  19. This isn't madness by rnd() · · Score: 2, Informative

    Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

    I highly recommend The Lever of Riches to anyone who wants an accessible but rich economic analysis of innovation. The book attempts to answer the question of why different countries and civilizations have had varying levels of technological success. Patents are discussed, and in particular how different kinds of patent law influece the kind of innovation that is produced.

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    1. Re:This isn't madness by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?"

      You're kidding, right?

      I got news for you. People innovate, engineer, program, research, etc., in large part because they have an itch to do so. Money is important as a motivater since it can allow people to feed themselves as they continue on with work, and it can allow people to buy better tools, work harder, or encourage people to keep plugging along during the drudge work that is inevitably involved in such enterprises. However, money is only a partial motivator.

    2. Re:This isn't madness by rollingcalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?"

      No, patents are a restriction on the freedom of markets - others are prevented from creating something which they could have done if the patent didn't exist. Patents are artificial monopolies. The idea behind patents was that the benefits to society by providing the incentive to create would outweigh the disadvantages of the freedom that they take away. Unfortunately, the way patents are now given out willy-nilly makes us better off without them.

      Patents are not necessary for being profitable in software. Most software until about 5-6 years ago was created without the creators bothering to seek a patent. For protecting software, copyright is available. But there just isn't any software that would have not been created by the original creator or someone else if software patents didn't exist.

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    3. Re:This isn't madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?"

      I can think of two reasons:

      (1) To differentiate their product from their competitors? You can do that plainly and simply without a patent.

      If your implementation is worthwhile, people will buy your product based on those differring merits. You will profit. If your implementation is truly nonobvious and worthwhile, as patents are suppose to be, it will take your competitors time and effort to duplicate it.

      If your implementation is obvious and easy to duplicate, it will be copied--but you then should be left to wonder if it truly deserved a patent in the first place.

      Patents are protections to what naturally occurs in capitalism.

      (2) Because it's innate to who we are. Patents are a reflection, not the initiating prop, of how humans (or, at least, some humans) think. Well before patents, folks invented and sold and profited.

      Patents today are really a mechanism by which those who do not think, implement, hack, dabble in, go and take advantage of those who do, and then leverage their ideas as currency through threat of litigation. I wholeheartedly acknowledge that in ALL areas of life, such taking advantage of occurs. But I know of no other legal mechanism (besides straight up currency aka money and lawyerese--the nature of changing laws causing confusion which leads to economic advantage particular to those who influenced the law, see DMCA) where it is enforced by the arm of government and not simply economies.

      I don't give a crap what some economist says. I look at what occurs in the world today, since it is OUR (the US) implementation that is slamming us and stifling.

    4. Re:This isn't madness by donnz · · Score: 1

      Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

      and yet, strangely enough, software development continues in the rest of the world without patent protection.

      (sorry, couldn't help the shameless plug!)
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    5. Re:This isn't madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patents are not inherently evil. However, the USPO's handling is terrible.

      With a system of patents, you have to decide whether the innovations produced merit the stiffling of competition.

      When you start granting patents on decidedly uninnovative things, you have no addition to technological growth, and a large blow to economic growth.

      Things are so bad, that companies have to patent trivial things just so they don't get sued by somebody else. And eventually, some lawyer finds it and decides to earn the company some money buy suing other companies.

    6. Re:This isn't madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 responses to your book reference spewing forth anecdotal blather as unequivical evidence that he patent system is evil.

      Not one post even references the book you listed.

      Maybe, just maybe there is someone somewhere willing to invest money in innovation under patent protection that would not have otherwise funded the innovation.

      How many of these oddball types are there that are interested in, lordie be, attaining a return on their innovation investment?

      Asked transversely, what sort of radical high risk innovation gets funded because patent protection exists (that otherwise would not receive funding)?

      Whatever, you do, don't read the book, or any other serious research on IP and innovation.

      It would obviously give you brain hurt.

    7. Re:This isn't madness by rnd() · · Score: 1
      I got news for you. People innovate, engineer, program, research, etc., in large part because they have an itch to do so


      This is rather out of touch. Why do we use money? Because it works. What I mean is, it may be exchanged for most things that people want. That "itch" that you are speaking of is not sufficient to get would-be inventors out of bed in the morning. That's not to say that every software patent that has been awarded of late is reasonable: The book I recommended also cautions against excessive protection of intellectual property.

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  20. IF WE DO THAT, THEN YOU HAVE ALREADY WON by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 0

    How many people have made that joke? Oh well, you're fired.

  21. CmdrTaco by terradyn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Offtopic, I know, but it has to be mentioned =P. I think OSDN fired everyone but CmdrTaco given that he seems to be making all the posts.

    1. Re:CmdrTaco by TiMac · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      That's one way to prevent all the dupes!

      Assuming of course that Taco doesn't forget what he's already posted...

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    2. Re:CmdrTaco by triapple · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea!! Patent each story, and so anybody who posts a dupe gets sued.

  22. Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story? by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forbes, that bastion of neoconservative thought, has rarely met a government granted monopoly they approved of (see telco deregulation, airline dereg, among others).

  23. Judgement by heli0 · · Score: 1

    The judge should rule that all of the involved parties be forced to read this:

    Legal Protection of Digital Information

    There will be a test on Monday.

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  24. This is like the Domain Name Land Grab by sielwolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Everyone is just trying to get a dollar and a cent out of a tech industry they still think is hemmoraging cash. But here the implications are even worse. The worst thing about a domain name grab is that it points to a hack portal like xupiter.com and that in two years (with the anti-tech economic downturn) they'd probably drop the domain name.

    By having a patent though... well, it can be bad news all around. I wonder, why didn't W3 try and pick up all these patents? Or are they out of their element here?

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    1. Re:This is like the Domain Name Land Grab by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      I wonder, why didn't W3 try and pick up all these patents

      In an ideal world they would. In reality patents cost money. There are a few patents these days that truely deserve being issued, but that there are so many that shouldn't that it paints a bad picture of the whole system. These stupid patents are usually bought by companies and used on their competitors in the same way as the mafia threatens your life with a mob.

      I am pesimistic that the government has any incentive to clean up the patent system (see the Forbes article). For this reason I believe that we need to influence countries other than our dear USA to build a sane system that is not influenced by the stupidity of our own. I truely hope that I am wrong about our government.

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  25. patent madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When this said something about someone patenting cookies I had wistfully hoped that the long drawn out legal battle that ensued would lead to an era of peace and harmony where no cookies were stored, malicious or otherwise!

    1. Re:patent madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go on blocking cookies, while I'll sit here and not have to type in my user information every single time I visit a site.

  26. Re:Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean that "they didn't approve of?"

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  27. what about games? by Kolenkow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why didn't ID software patent the 1st person shooter? It would've saved humanity from loads of crappy doom-clones.

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    1. Re:what about games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think Duck Hunt was a 1st person shooter first.

    2. Re:what about games? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong. It should be 'electronic 1st person shooter', otherwise it would be too obvious. But then again its not as if the USPTO really cares.

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    3. Re:what about games? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Why didn't ID software patent the 1st person shooter? It would've saved humanity from loads of crappy doom-clones.

      I would give up every Doom and Quake game ever made for Half-Life, Goldeneye and System Shock.

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    4. Re:what about games? by Fesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh... For a split second, I mentally substituted "USPS" for "USPTO" and thought, "but they would care wouldn't they? They certainly have prior art on "Postal Facility 1st person shooter"...

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    5. Re:what about games? by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 1

      *I* did patent it. If you wanna play, gimme your money. Actually I patented "any kind of 2d graphical representation of a 3d world, in wich the field of vision, perspective and angle would be the same as a character walking, running or strafing in this 3d world, be it fictional or not." This patent also applies to movies such as Blair's Witch.

    6. Re:what about games? by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 1
      *I* did patent it. If you wanna play, gimme your money.

      Actually I patented
      "any kind of 2d graphical representation of a 3d world, in wich the field of vision, perspective and angle would be the same as a character walking, running or strafing in this 3d world, be it fictional or not."

      This patent also applies to movies such as Blair's Witch.
  28. Needs to be a change! by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There definitely needs to be a change in how patent infringement cases are tried. Right now they are heard in front of a jury of 12 laymen pulled off the street. In fact, anyone that does have experience in the related field is likely to be thrown off of the jury, since they may have a preconceived notion about the case at hand. Patent trials need to be heard by individuals that, at least, UNDERSTAND what the case is actually about.

    The company I work for was recently sued for patent infringement by some yahoo that claims that he invented hierarchal relationships in DBs. Every programmer there laughed. It was absurd since they were already in use at the time he claims to have invented it. But he WON! And the cost of an appeal could make it not worth while financially (appeals are heard in front of "experts", though).

    Crazy. Things like this should never get to court!

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    "We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot
    1. Re:Needs to be a change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jury trials in patent infringement are an American oddity (some would say absurdity).

      You bamboozle a jury with technical information and The attorney with the nicest suit wins on the day.

      Many other countries have specialist patent courts with judges who have sometimes have technical (usually engineering) backgrounds. When they need it, that can take advice from independent advisors and the decisions are all the better for it.

      People in this forum and others should be careful not to tar the patent system worldwide on the basis of the US law or on the basis of some half-assed miscomprehension of patent law as it relates to software.

      The reality/chicken-little ratio in these discussions is depressing low.

  29. "Patent Madness" Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Slightly offtopic, but did anyone read the "Patent Madness" article? It loops three parts over and over. Disconcerting.

  30. OMFG by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I don't think Keebler's and Nabisco should be forced into licensing cookie technology. There's gotta be some prior art here somewhere!

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  31. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by tulare · · Score: 1

    Well, they did say that they've been using it since 1999. Which brings up an interesting point. Where using cookies to handle load balancing in 1999 seemed like a pretty neat idea (digital wristwatches), four years later, the idea is totally dated, as you've pointed out. Perhaps a "middle-of-the-road" solution would be to recognize the accellerated obsolescence inherent in technlology, and patent ideas related to software more appropriately - how's a four-year limit on software patents sound? Long enough for the developer to do whatever he wants with his/her ideas in the short term (I.e.: make lots of $$$), but short enough so that when the idea is released into the public domain, the ideas are still relevant, if dated.

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  32. goon off it all by mlush · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recall a Goon Show where the word 'Help' was copyrighted by Grytpype-Thynne who made a killing by pushing Moriarty (?) into the water and charging him royalties every time he Help!

    Nothing changes :-(

    1. Re:goon off it all by nathanh · · Score: 1

      The funniest part of your post is realising that probably only half a dozen people on Slashdot know what the Goon Show was.

    2. Re:goon off it all by mlush · · Score: 1
      The funniest part of your post is realising that probably only half a dozen people on Slashdot know what the Goon Show was.

      I wouldn't be so sure... the post got 5 moderation points (four funny, one Interesting) I'd guess that the funnys would be from Goon fans and more to the point Goon fans with Mod points which would suggest there are many more Goon fans without mod points

      /wild estermate on/
      if 5% Slashdoters have mod points at any given time that would imply say 80 fans plus many more who are mearly aware of the show...
      /wild estermate off/

      or perhaps not and I am just a sad man trying to convince himself he is not alone.....

      <FX> puts head down well
      HellllooooooooOOOOOooo....
      (echo)HellllooooooooOOOOOooo...
      Hey I'm not alone! theres someone down this well I better check there alright....
      Are you alright?
      (echo)Are you alright?
      Ah thats nice they want to know how I am...
      I'm alright!
      (echo)I'm alright!
      Thank Heavens There alright and I can go back to crusing Slashdot.
  33. BWAHAHAHA by Crashmarik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have just filed a patent for the invoice. Now I control all the worlds business.

  34. Re:UM, HELLO MODERATORS by Darby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Lol, I'd love to know what n00bie moderated Miguel de Icaza as "Redundant." Looking forward to m2 on that guy :)

    I assume it was the type of "n00bie" who's been around longer than you and knows that Miguel has a UID lower than 600,000.
    Just a guess though.

  35. FSC-0056 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here it is, FSC-0056 EMSI/IEMSI.

  36. Why bureaucracies grow like cancer... by aquarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The USPTO measures its own net income with all the sophistication of a dot-com, focusing only on the top line--application fees.

    Well, that's how every government agency works. The top line, the amount of money coming in, through fees, funding, etc., is the amount controlled by the people in charge. And in bureaucracies, that's everything -- your worth as an administrator, your salary, and your political power, is defined by how big a budget you control, and how many people you have under you. So bureaucrats do whatever they can to increase their budgets.

  37. GIF? by yerricde · · Score: 2, Informative

    if someone puts a patent in my face I just laugh and code around it

    Then do you think you can implement an LZW encoder by the end of May (i.e. before the U.S. patent runs out on June 21), without infringing U.S. Patent 4,558,302? What about an MP3 encoder that doesn't infringe any of these?

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  38. Better would be by arvindn · · Score: 4, Funny

    If someone patented popups, and enforced it, then I'll be cheering :)

    1. Re:Better would be by james_underscore · · Score: 1

      Popups can be avoided with browser hacks...

      It would be more useful to patent spam!

    2. Re:Better would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about popunders?

      United States Patent Application: 0020019834

      Almost 10.000 words to explain something that I can do in two lines of JavaScript:

      x = window.open (y);
      window.focus();
    3. Re:Better would be by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

      You're not a Mozilla user then?

      I'll be so much happier when more people switch over to better browsers and stop complaining about things which are easily fixed.

      Force people to switch today! (install an IE skin and your users might not even notice!!)

    4. Re:Better would be by AEton · · Score: 1

      It's even better with diagrams.
      (The patent application number is 20020019834--you forgot a 2 at the beginning)
      pretty picture version
      In particular I like the diagram: START -> VIEWING A FIRST DISPLAY IN A FIRST PLATFORM OF THE MEDIA -> INITIATING A LOAD TRIGGERING EVENT -> OPENING A POST-SESSION PLATFORM IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MEDIA -> INITIATING A VIEW TRIGGERING EVENT -> VIEWING A POST-SESSION DISPLAY IN THE POST-SESSION PLATFORM
      Sheer BS, of course. I like parent's JavaScript better.

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  39. Prior Art by Ted_Green · · Score: 5, Funny
  40. Why let facts get in the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of a good discussion here on Slashdot? It only slows things down having worry about what's true and what isn't.

  41. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    [why cookies]

    Any web app developer can tell you that there's half a dozen more reliable and secure ways to persist data.

    Care to list them? Aside from making every simgle page a form, or re-writing pages to append an ID to every single URL link? Cookies are still the most convenient way to maintain a session with lower server-side overhead. Using session cookies is certainly no less secure than the above methods (possibly more so, if the browser history allows another user to continue the session due to bad coding on the server).

  42. Re:Mozilla Problem? by Ari+Rahikkala · · Score: 2, Informative
    Blockquoth the AC:
    Why the heck is this story so weird. Is it Mozilla? Every other 4th paragraph seems to be duplicated. It made reading a nightmare.
    Happened to me, too. But it wasn't a Mozilla problem - just check the source, it's all there quite clearly. Opera shows it just like Mozilla does. Dunno how inebriated the guy who laid this out was, but probably... very.
  43. RTFA: the first two paragraphs are redundant...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought I experienced a dejavu...

    Anyways, RTFA ;-)

  44. Patents not adversarial like other courts... by aquarian · · Score: 5, Informative

    One of the main differences between patent courts and the rest of the court system is that patent court is not adversarial by design. When you go for a patent, you're not under such a heavy burden to prove you're worthy of it. And it's not the government's job to prove you're not, or even to put up a challenge. Other courts are adversarial by design. Each side does whatever it can to prove they're right and the other is wrong. Out of this emerges a winner and a loser. The patent system is not like that. Instead of a right and a wrong, we're left with two maybes, and potentially some new barriers to free commerce.

    1. Re:Patents not adversarial like other courts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not adversarial? You've clearly not worked on any patent infringement suits!

      On one side we have the patent owner. On the other we have the alleged infringer.

      To be sure the presumption of validity in respect of US patents is high.

      But.. the alleged infringer wants to kill the patent dead using prior art, prior use whatever.

      The patent owner wants to defend his patent from attack, prove the defendant infringed wilfully (hello to triple damages) and walk away with a fat cheque.

      Now if you're talking about patent prosecution (examination) - that can also be pretty adversarial. The patent examiner is trying to prove that your idea isn't new and isn't innovative. You're trying to convince him it is. He holds the upper hand at all times (unless you want to bounce up the appeal board system and spend a fair bit of money).

      As for free commerce - don't make the classic slashdot error and confuse that with appropriating someone elses ideas for your own profit.

    2. Re:Patents not adversarial like other courts... by SurfsUp · · Score: 1

      When you go for a patent, you're not under such a heavy burden to prove you're worthy of it. And it's not the government's job to prove you're not, or even to put up a challenge. Other courts are adversarial by design. Each side does whatever it can to prove they're right and the other is wrong. Out of this emerges a winner and a loser. The patent system is not like that.

      You are right: with the patent system, everybody who patents is a winner, and everybody else is a loser, never mind whether they show up in court or not.

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  45. patents by lastninja · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think much of the problem would go away if the USPTO had to pay the lawyer cost for every patent they granted that didn`t hold up in court, that way even a small company would dare challenging a big one if they KNEW that they were right. Furthermore the PTO would have to be more careful in handing out patents. Just an idea ;).

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  46. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    Because they haven't had the time to do any real empirical research in the area they are working in.

    With so many small companies, they are in a rush to find a solution to a problem. They will use the first solution that is practical. Since it may be new and original, management assume that it is worth patenting. If for no other reason, than to make the company appear as if it has some "valuable IP", keep the share price up and the shareholders happy. Given the chance to sit back and see the bigger picture, the designers would more than likely see more efficient solutions.

    I would expect that the research in a patent should be of a greater standard than that of a Master's thesis project or maybe even that of a Ph.D. At least the author' should be required to prove they have done some research. The patent office always assumes that this has taken place.

    However, anything that raised the cost of filing patents of the reach of small companies would be considered to be "stifling innovation". Not because it actually did so, but because it kept the stock prices down.

  47. RTFA by PhuCknuT · · Score: 5, Informative

    This isn't a patent on cookies, this is a patent on load balancers detecting cookies and using them to keep a session associated with a specific server in the load ballanced pool.

    1. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...this is a patent on load balancers detecting cookies and using them to keep a session associated with a specific server in the load ballanced pool."

      So?

    2. Re:RTFA by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so its a patent on using information from a cookie?
      stupid.

      its like getting a patent on using a definition one gets from a dictionary.

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  48. Jacob Two-Two and the Hooded Fang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought I read this paragraph before. I thought I read this paragraph before. I did! I did! What is going on??? What is going on???

  49. 'Greed' not the problem by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not blatant greed, it's blatant *stupidity*. People and companies will always be greedy. The point is to channel that greed so that it benefits society as a whole. Capitalism with competition is one attempt to achieve this. The patent system, also, should be designed so that when companies act in their own interest they are also benefiting the public - for example, the public gets a benefit in the long run from the invention being published rather than kept secret. But when the patent system is extended to software and particularly when the standards of patentability are so trivial, the behaviour it rewards can become detrimental to the economy as a whole, as the article suggests.

    The answer is not to castigate individual companies for acting in the interest of their shareholders - even though their actions may be immoral, any one case of patent abuse will be a small part of the whole, and persuading one company to stop its actions for fear of bad PR does very little to stop other companies applying for bogus patents or to stop the patent office granting them. The answer is to fix the system.

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  50. Patent Patents by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...Why doesn't anyone just pull the ultimate stupid act and Patent anyone from Patenting anything else? Doesn't seem any more stupid than any of these other patents.

  51. Re:Mozilla Problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The editor said it had to be 1000 words... he didn't say they had to be strung together uniquely.

    The editor said it had to be 1000 words... he didn't say they had to be strung together uniquely.

  52. Not all fields benefit from patents by jbn-o · · Score: 4, Informative
    Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

    Some people forget that computing is one industry that did not always have to deal with patents as it does now. Computing was moving along perfectly well without them, so patents don't come off as necessary to spur innovation, but weapons to needlessly hobble competitors. Patents are being awarded for ridiculous and obvious ideas that stifle the development of software and hardware for all but the richest participants. The consumer does not benefit from this reduction in competition. Furthermore, your point suggests you think that if one industry has patents they all should have them. I suggest you examine the details on how patenting works in each field and you throw out such broad sweeping conclusions.

    For a far more prescient, detailed, and learned view of patents specifically talking about patenting algorithms used in the production of computer software (sometimes inaccurately called "software patents"), listen to or read RMS' talk on patents.

    1. Re:Not all fields benefit from patents by jdfrankl · · Score: 1

      Why is that Stallman speech copyrighted instead of copylefted?

    2. Re:Not all fields benefit from patents by jbn-o · · Score: 1
      Why is that Stallman speech copyrighted instead of copylefted?

      I think Stallman wants the speech (and the recording of the speech) to be widely available and he doesn't want anyone to distort his view by editing what he said. I also think he wants his speech to be distributed even by people who license their derivative works differently than he licensed his speech. Leveraging his power under copyright law is the way to accomplish this.

  53. This seems simple to me! by Montreal+Geek · · Score: 3, Interesting
    IANAL, of course, but there seems to be a simple way to invalidate all software patents in one fell swoop (given, of course, a large amount of currency to pay the gaggle of lawers needed to litigate all this).

    IIRC, Turing's Machine is describable in [relatively, for a mathematician] simple mathematical formulae. Given that all of today's computing machinery modus operandi, and therefore all software algorithms, can be described in terms of a turing machine, which in turn can be described in formulaic terms, it follows that all software is just insanely complex algebra simplified by a well-designed (for the task) notational convention.

    Given that mathematical formulae cannot be patented, and that one also cannot patent simplifications by simple notation changes, all that needs to be done is hire a couple of renowned mathematicians, a bunch of lawyers with dark blue suits, and throw them at a judge.

    Right? I can't possibly beleive I'm the first one to have tought of that.

    -- MG

    1. Re:This seems simple to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Right? I can't possibly beleive I'm the first one to have tought of that.

      Actually, you are. Go patent it!

    2. Re:This seems simple to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From the Forbes article:

      In 1980 the U.S. Supreme Court, by a 5-to-4 vote, broadened the scope of what is patentable by directing the USPTO to grant patents on human-made, genetically engineered bacteria...

      That decision (and several others like it) signaled to the USPTO an about-face in the decades-long reluctance to expand patent protection. The USPTO interpreted these new decisions very broadly and began to issue patents on computer software--hitherto considered uncopyrightable as mathematical algorithms, since they are not really human inventions.

    3. Re:This seems simple to me! by Montreal+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      [...] The USPTO interpreted these new decisions very broadly [...]
      Yes, but that's my point-- the USPTO's interpretation obviously goes against the law and it would take a judge to put them back in their place.

      To date, that interpretation is strictly an unchallenged administrative directive, and was neither mandated nor even implied by the cour decision about genetically engineered bacteria.

      -- MA

    4. Re:This seems simple to me! by Valluvan · · Score: 1

      alright. am convinced of your argument. have you patented your idea yet ? (am on my way to the patents office, by the way )
      i fancy that we'd see a real big smile on Stallman's face if he reads this /. discussion.

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  54. When was it that people... by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...started being able to take already existing technologies (cookies here, mouse clicking there, etc) put them together and patent the whole mess? From what I can gather the company didn't invent cookies, but a way of using cookies. It'd be like patenting driving nails in with a hammer in two hits instead of three (I can see it now, two-hit-hammering). A distinction needs to be drawn between the tool that's invented and the use of the tool.

    Why patent office clerks (whose job, let's not forget, is to know enough about the technologies involved to make informed decisions) can't make this distinction is beyond me. My guess is it's not just a matter of throwing money at the problem. Remember, patents are a profitable business for the government, and somebody gets to spend that money.

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  55. Another reason why patent madness makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's always better to apply for a patent than to have someone else apply, win the patent, and then sue you.

    Applying for the patent can be a cost effective defensive move. Then you don't have to go to court and defend your position... you can choose not to enforce the patent and it cost you only the cost of the patent.

  56. Which ones? by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

    If you are talking about actually storing *data* in the cookie, then I can also come up some much better answers. Hell, even flat files are better than that for most purposes.

    When it comes to keeping the session connection between a web app and a browser, I can't come up with any that is better. ID in url? Hidden form fields? Or god forbid, trying to keep track of a visitor via IP?

    If you don't want people to have "remember me"-cookies or forget to close their browser, just time out the damn session then. Make them login again. All of the above alternatives are far worse in that respect too.

    So, I assume you had something else in mind that I haven't thought of. And you will enlighten me. :)

  57. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Why would anyone bother laying any claim to cookies?

    1. Patent cookies
    2. Enforce patent
    3. Demand $1,000,000,000 per cookie license
    4. Profit!
    5. Uh, wait a minute, nobody paying for license, no profit. But...
    6. End of cookies in our lifetime.

  58. bring back patent models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it used to be that you had to present a working model of an invention to the PTO before being granted a patent. This had the effect of both crystalizing the definition of the claims and restricting these to those specifically demonstrated w/ the implementation. Patent drawings have a similar effect though they allow for a more liberal interpretation of the implementation.

    IF these hucksters had to actually show the PTO examiner the implementation of their claims alot of these patents would be either thrown out for obviousness or prior art , or forced to drastically restrict their claims.

    examiner : this looks like a hyperlink ?!?
    huckster : no it's a user joy eliciting interaction actuator.
    examiner : wha ?
    huckster : our claim is on all interactions that make people happy , or result in greater happiness.
    examiner : so if I click this link and it leads to a picture of a cute baby and that makes my smile , you want to own that interaction ?
    huckster : right , that baby would be infinging on our patent.
    examiner : ok then here's your patent for hyperlinking to pictures of smiling babies that make me happy. Good Day

  59. Always look on the bright side .... by Bodhidharma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this rampant abuse of patents is a good thing(TM). Every time I see another of these frivolous lawsuits, I have to smile. The backlash will come eventually. Every asinine lawsuit brings us closer.

    If the mainstream media is starting to get clued in, that's a pretty good sign.

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  60. The answer is obvious! by Sanity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Set up a 501c3 non-profit corp which will act as a pool of patents to be used as a counter-threat against patent racketeering. These large companies can then donate their patents to it, get a tax write-off, and they can simultaenously continue to benefit from the defensive protection of those patents.

    1. Re:The answer is obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      501c3? that sounds a bit like a 3com network card name.

    2. Re:The answer is obvious! by lspd · · Score: 1

      The FSF should set up a program to take advantage of this... Donate your stupid patent to them for a juicy tax write-off. There's no "real" value to these things anyway, so screw it and give a $100 million tax write-off for each donated patent. It's like printing your own money. Why bother paying taxes?

  61. Software patent question by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Will someone please clarify exactly what a patent covers? I thought a patent covered a particular implementation of something.

    For example, can I not create my own online ordering system that allows a purchase with only one click? So long as I don't have the same object model or database schema as Amazon, I thought I was fine.
    I also thought it was fine for me to create a system that charges toy race cars using magnetic inductance. Just because the Candela Rechargable Lamps use a "patented" magnetic induction charging system doesn't mean I cannot do something similar. I just need to be careful if I make lamps, since if my design matches theirs then I am infringing.

    I have my name on a patent filed by my employer, but our patent has full object models and design docs. I thought that was because patented that particular design/implementation, not the concept of what the system does. All responses are appreciated.

  62. Re:Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story by metulj · · Score: 1

    Given you admit these facts, then it follows that the current war is either immoral or an attempt to make up for the past 20 years of failed American foreign policy.

  63. Tell Tony Orlando! by mariox19 · · Score: 1

    What now with the war going on, I'll bet Tony Orlando wishes he had patented yellow ribbons .

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  64. My Hope by Snowspinner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My hope is that, after a dozen or so of these crap patents are thrown out, companies will realize that this isn't actually an effective way to scam money. So far we've had the hyperlink thrown out, and I'm sure we'll have one-click buying, targetted ads, and cookies thrown out... so only 8 more incedents of blinding stupidity left!

    Incidentally, and only slightly off-topic, I hope (Or, at least, my karma hopes), can we have less hyperlinking in stories? It shouldn't take more than one guess to figure out which link is the actual news. The "patent madness" link was unnecessary, and only served to waste precious mouseclicks.

    I'm hitting submit now before I turn into a crotchety old man at 21.

  65. The Standard by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to notice how messed up that article from The Standard is? Some paragraphs were repeatedly repeated (i.e. more than twice). Don't they have editors or something? And it wasn't even directly relevant to this particular patent issue. It was more of a commentary on software patents in general. Perhaps that part got edited out in favor of repeating so much of the text. :)

    1. Re:The Standard by rnturn · · Score: 1

      No you weren't. The article was seriously messed up. (Hope the editors didn't pay the author by the word.) I thought I was having a deja vu. Just like yesterday. :-)

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  66. Re:Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well no, just because we supported Saddam in the past doesn't mean we always have to support him and can't change our minds. I mean, we fought two wars against Britain - does that mean we always have to be enemies with them? I think not. So, supporting Saddam is not exactly failed foreign policy. I think that there have been some problems with American foreign policy - our support for Israel has gotten us into most of the trouble - but if we hadn't supported Israel, then the racist Arabs would have wiped them out by now, since Europe is basically anti-Semetic. Furthermore, the war is an attempt to remove weapons of mass destruction, specifically biological weapons, not nuclear weapons.

  67. Freed patents page? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is there any page that lists patents that are now in the public domain, or have a less than a year left? That is one page I would love to visit.

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    1. Re:Freed patents page? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is, I'll sue, because I have a patent on "displaying a list of patents in the public domain, or on the verge of entering the public domain."

  68. Re:Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story by metulj · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, the war is an attempt to remove weapons of mass destruction, specifically biological weapons, not nuclear weapons.
    Of which, there are none. None were found by the inspectors and none have been found by the combatants. If none are found, Bush is up the creek. As for Europe being basically anti-Semitic anyone who puts "Nigger Boo Jew" into a subject line, doesn't really hold the moral compass, now does he? That's right! History does matter! And you've been trolled!

  69. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Cookies are handled different by different browsers... even in the "big ones", it is often handled wrong.

    It is better to go with pure standards, like putting a session id in the URL, rather than deal with 100 support calls from people who don't trust cookies, or have a browser that doesn't handle them properly (eg. IE)

  70. Hate obvious patents? Out of work? by Fapestniegd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The USPTO is hiring patent reviewers.

    In the short amount of time you spend reading slashdot and shaking your fist at "The Man" you could have reviewed (and rejected) an obvious patent.

    Seriously, It is a nice government job, with benefits, and you'd be doing a lot of good.

    1. Re:Hate obvious patents? Out of work? by Fesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? You mean they actually have the funding to hire?

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    2. Re:Hate obvious patents? Out of work? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because there is no "Bachelor's degree in slashdot posting"

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    3. Re:Hate obvious patents? Out of work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Degree? Then why don't you crack open a book instead of reading slashdot? Those Degrees Don't earn themselves.

  71. Re:Why? by freaq · · Score: 1
    Quoth the poster:
    Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit
    Because for a significant number of people, solving new problems is fun. Heck, even solving old problems in new ways is fun. [/me recalls re-creating Conway's Life game in HyperCard, without arrays]
    Step away from the hookah, drink some water, and go to bed.
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  72. Re:Why is it a surprise that Forbes ran this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How have I been trolled? Please explain.

  73. Anyone bother to read it? by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They didn't patent the cookie.

    I can't believe we get these submissions DAILY where both the submitter and the editor are too lazy to read the article.

    1. Re:Anyone bother to read it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. They didn't patent the cookie. They patented the most obvious thing you can do with a cookie ( i.e. They patented an instance of doing what cookies were designed to do. )

      In related news, I'm patenting the use of an ice cream scoop to make round balls of ice cream.

  74. I am going to patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupdidity.
    Oops, USPTO beat me to it.
    darn.

    1. Re:I am going to patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      stupdidity

      Nah, they didn't beat you to it.

  75. Repetitive article by torenth · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read the article on "The Industry Standard" site? It seemed like they didn't actually edit the thing--at least five paragraphs were repeated word for word at least once more later in the article. Very annoying to read.

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    1. Re:Repetitive article by 200_success · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know? Repetition is the whole point of Slashdot. The Slashdot crowd loves repetition. I repeat, the Slashdot crowd loves repetition.

      Yesterday's article: Software patents are evil. Software patents are stupid. Software patents are evil.

      Today's article: Software patents are evil. Software patents are stupid. Software patents are evil.

      Tomorrow's article will be a dupe of today's -- how much do you want to bet?

  76. Incentive does not a free market make by argoff · · Score: 1

    Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

    So that they could pretend to innovate and squeze money out of other industries that have or would have come up with the same innovations anyhow. Free markets exist and prosper inspite of patents, not because of them. Patents monopolies are worthless, it is only now that it is becomming seriously notable.

    Try - "necisity is the mother of invention" - for a rational reason for people to innovate. Try - the moral and historical foundation of property derives from the fact that property has tangable limits. Try - incentive does not a property make. Surely it is as true today as it was in the 1850's when plantation masters insisted that they had no incentive to grow cotton without slave properties. It is ashame that so many have fallen for such fradulent forms markets and property rights.

  77. Forbes article by Gary Reback by brunnock · · Score: 1

    The author of the Forbes article is Gary Reback who is a notorious anti-monoplist.

  78. Glej! by metulj · · Score: 1

    Opica Brez Ime in Metulj enaka sta!

    1. Re:Glej! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You continue to be unable to respond with any intelligence to me. You have been called out and failed. Your panties are stained with urine. Fuck you faggot.

  79. Re: FPS to save humanity? by TeknoHog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, if Bush and Saddam had decided to kick each others' asses in an FPS game, instead of letting all hell loose, it might really save humanity.

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  80. Defense by hotspur_fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, now the large companies are using patents defensively. Instead of saying "OK, we'll pay the $20 million" they say "OK, but we have 10 patents that you infringed on. Let's just call it even".

  81. Doesn't Netscape own the patent on cookies? by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

    If they were benevolent, couldn't they threaten to disallow F5 to using cookies?

  82. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by pod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well? The challenge still stands, Mr I'm-a-hot-web-developer. Tell us your secret method of keeping track of sessions that are better then cookies. Or do you have a patent on it?

    Sorry, but you can't beat a cookie. All major dynamic web page schemes have easy cookie handling. ASP, PHP, Perl, etc. Most have built-in session capabilities. ASP and PHP have options for both cookie and url based sessions, and ASP will even do the autodetection for you. But URL rewriting will break when you have complex JavaScript generating URLs on the fly, or Shockwave menus, or Java applets. As long as it's the browser sending the request, the cookie is guaranteed to be sent.

    You say major browsers have broken cookie support. Well, please, do tell us more, we're all waiting with baited breath. Just one example please. Personally I've never had a problem with cookies in all my years of web development. You set a cookie, you get it back on the next request. The reason people don't trust cookies, and turn them off completely, is because of a) very early security issues, and b) idiots like you spouting off bullshit.

    If you're worried about cookies being hijacked, you have some very simple things you can do server side:
    - Tie session to IP. If you receive a session id that does not match the IP that set it up initially, either redirect to a login page, or ignore the request.
    - Time outs. If you get a session id, and last time you saw it was 30 minutes or whatever ago, time out the session and redirect to a login page.

    These are just the extremely obvious ones, and I regularly use both in my web apps. There must be other methods, some more some less secure, out there.

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  83. Bacteria? by maxmg · · Score: 1

    From the article: In 1980 the U.S. Supreme Court, by a 5-to-4 vote, broadened the scope of what is patentable by directing the USPTO to grant patents on human-made, genetically engineered bacteria.

    Should that not be ... directing the USPTO to employ human-made, genetically engineered bacteria?
    Because it seems to me that is exactly what they are doing. Either that, or rolling dice...

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    1. Re:Bacteria? by wilhelm · · Score: 1

      Either that, or rolling dice...

      Yeah, loaded dice.

  84. Well, of course. They're not stupid! by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Funny
    The site .forbes.com wants to set a cookie. Do you want to allow it? Yes/No/Sue Them
  85. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
    Ok, cookies: never used them and never expect to. I don't like 'em because it puts data on the client's computer where I can't protect it.
    • Yes, session-based cookies are better because the data dies with the browser and never has to leave the safe-and-snuggly confines of the server.
    • URL-based session identification is even better because I don't have to care whether the client's browser can handle any type of cookie, session or otherwise.
    Oh yeah, and as for basing any sort of security around IP-address, remind me never to use your websites behind our proxy service lest I actually want everyone else in the company behind the same firewall to hijack my web session! =P

    When you go to the bank, do they hand you back a printout of your account number and PIN number, 'for your convenience'? When you finish a phonecall, do you leave the receiver off the hook so you can continue the same phonecall at some undetermined time? That's what using cookies to persist sessions feels like to me. I simply don't want to use them!

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  86. COOKIES! Slashclod hath spoke, and we say COOKIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody reads the F*cking articles anymore. If they want COOKIES, they talk about COOKIES! And when they talk about COOKIES, Sesame Street's Count Dracula counts how many COOKIES the COOKIE-MONSTER has eaten.

  87. All very interesting ... by mystery_boy_x · · Score: 1

    ... but which article am I supposed to read?

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  88. WHY would you want to patent something so hated?? by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Cookies are probably the most hated of all things Internet. Who in their right mind would want to patent them?

  89. The Bill O'Reilly/Rush Limbaugh Algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a vocabulary class, berate opponents questioning sexuality. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. You know many gays prefer anonymous sex. I wonder if you can make case that ACs are gay? I am sure this AC could.

  90. Why make false reports? RTFP! by werdna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Exaggerating the scope of a patent makes for some nice press and fans the flames of Slashdot anti-patent demagoguery, no doubt. But this patent neither claims nor reaches into the scope of cookies generally.

    Rather, it is far more narrowly drawn to a particular use of cookies (acknowledged as prior art) for a particular load-balancing scheme in a particular manner.

  91. Madness I say, madness by MarkusQ · · Score: 1
    Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

    While I've generally agreed with your posts, I have to call you on this one. Patents do not assure that you will profit from your inovations. At best, they let you stop others from profiting from your inovations (or even, in many cases, from improving on them). Nowadays, the main thrust seems to have shifted to stopping other people from profiting from their own inovations--which I would hardly call conducive to a free market.

    Patents are to free markets what censors are to freedom of the press; not only do they directly limit what can be done, but the threat of them often limits what is attempted.

    -- MarkusQ

  92. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    1. Session based on incoming IP address.

    2. Session based on URL- or POST-embedded token.

    3. Session based on a session cookie *not* generated by the load balancer, but instead by the app(s) running behind it.

    [Pound, a very simple, elegant open-source load balancer, can handle these top three.]

    4. Session based on Authorization/Authentication information send with each browser request.

    5. Session based on browser-stored certificate. (This is sorta cheating; very similar to item 4.)

    Well, damn. I can only come up with 5.

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  93. Excellent proofreading. by alexburke · · Score: 1

    Apparently The Standard has excellent proofreaders on staff on staff:

    From the article:
    This computer animation, shown during the introduction of a conference on software patents yesterday, illustrates a nightmare haunting many software developers in Europe. They fear that what is described as "patent madness" by European and US patent offices will turn software development into Russian roulette. The bullets: trivial patents on obvious techniques; the revolver: lawyers of US software giants.

    On the presentation screen in the hall of Frankfurt University, lines of code appear, character by character, slowly evolving into a computer program. Suddenly, one subroutine flashes red. A warning dialogue appears, stating: "The algorithm 'theorem of pythagoras' is patented". Information is provided where a licence can be obtained and for which royalty fee.

    This computer animation, shown during the introduction of a conference on software patents yesterday, illustrates a nightmare haunting many software developers in Europe. They fear that what is described as "patent madness" by European and US patent offices will turn software development into Russian roulette. The bullets: trivial patents on obvious techniques; the revolver: lawyers of US software giants.

  94. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He gave you #2, and #1 won't work because of proxies and users who share IP addresses (home, network, etc.).

  95. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    >1. Session based on incoming IP address.

    What if you disconnect and reconnect with a totally different IP address? (especially likely if you're a mobile user...you could be connecting to a completely different network).

    What if it's a public computer? Your cookies might be stored separately from someone else's (presumably you have different logins) but then you connect from the same IP address..

    2. Session based on URL- or POST-embedded token.

    Cool, so if I want to get to your information, all I have to do it pull up your history folder :-)

  96. The USPTO as a cheap R&D Dept. by simonharvey · · Score: 1

    For people who dont want to spend $$$ on R&D and who dont mind exporting their 'invention' to the US I highly reccomend browsing the USPTO as a supply of ideas.

    They have inventions that will never ever be patented in countries outside the US since other countries have much more conservative guidelines.

    also there actually is some cool stuff there (not all of it is rubbish), however most US companied dont seem to patent thier inventions in much more favourible areas.

    I hope that helps

  97. Re:Mozilla Problem? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, they got Taco to edit the article!

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  98. You have sex with men, this makes you a fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ah, I see you've gone anonymous. Don't want to lose your precious karma eh faggot? Perhaps in the next life, you'll actually be able to get girls. Until then, enjoy Slashdot!

    By the way, don't insult those of us who are Computer Scientists by using the word algorithm. You can't possibly begin to understand what an algorithm even is, you dumb shit.

  99. true and it's older than Reback knows. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Reback says that patent abuse has only been a problem for 20 years or so:

    For almost two centuries, the USPTO did a reasonable job balancing the need for incentive against the need for competition. But about 20 years ago the floodgates burst open, and the free-enterprise system has been thrashing in a tidal surge of patent claims ever since.

    The glass bottle making industry shows that this problem is at least 100 years old. Patents were abused so that there were only two bottle making machine companies in the entire US for decades. They used many of the techniques we see in software today. They used their patent ownership to prevent others from making machines of any kind and tried to fence each other off by applying for patents needed to improve each other's machines. They used the non competitive market to demand that all of the equipment be leased, not owned, by actual bottle makers. "Price cutters" were denied the use of equipment and concesions to make bottles were handed out like gold mines to a selected few. The price of glass bottles remained artificially high until plastic and aluminum manufacture was available as a sustitute. The US government coluded with these companies. While they were tried and convicted of anti-trust violations, no real harm ever came to them and there were no gross problems of "over production", as if that were possible. While it's true that patents on busness methods and drawing squares electronically bring new lows to the method, the ends have been achievable for a century.

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    1. Re:true and it's older than Reback knows. by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Exact same thing happened after the invention of the moving picture projector and other viewing devices. Probably on hundreds of other inventions as well. It's the way the system works (or doesn't work).

      It's amusing the way most people think that everything new to them is new to the history of mankind.

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  100. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    What if you disconnect and reconnect with a totally different IP address? (especially likely if you're a mobile user...you could be connecting to a completely different network).

    Then, you're fucked. *shrug*

    Cool, so if I want to get to your information, all I have to do it pull up your history folder :-)

    Yeah, maybe. For URL-embedded tokens, anyhoo. Lets hope us smart developers put a session timeout in, huh?

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  101. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    Well, the original post said methods that are more reliable/secure than cookies...I just want to know how these qualify.

  102. Re:sp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that, and you didn't even mention that is wasn't second post? Shame one you.

    And to the grandparent: YOU LOSE IT

  103. Forbes by forgoil · · Score: 1

    After reading that article I seriously don't like IBM more than I did before. I have troubles seeing how the "free" movement can look up to IBM so much, simply because they happen to profit from Linux right now...

  104. Do I hear an echo? by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with that article? Repeats some of the paragraphs two or three times.

    Proletariat of the world, unite to kill bad proofreaders

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  105. Re: My next patent by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    Sex? Duh, there're people on this planet who don't have sex. Think bigger!

    Me...I'm going to patent using an organic mechanism for exhaling and inhaling gases.

    I'm then going to have Bill Gates pay me for breathing. Or, alternatively, some anti-MS pays me to not license the patent technology to Bill Gates :)

    Proletariat of the world, unite to kill the US Patent Office

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  106. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

    1. Session based on incoming IP address.

    Will not work with MASQ'ed connections, or any other that causes IP to change between requests, so effectively useless.

    2. Session based on URL- or POST-embedded token.

    As I mentioned, although it creates heavier server load, and prevents any sort of page caching.

    3. Session based on a session cookie *not* generated by the load balancer, but instead by the app(s) running behind it.

    Cookie. So irrelevent.

    4. Session based on Authorization/Authentication information send with each browser request.

    Same as point 2, except even less secure.

    5. Session based on browser-stored certificate. (This is sorta cheating; very similar to item 4.)

    Well, damn. I can only come up with 5.

    Yeah, and of those, one method is too unreliable to be any use, another is actually using a cookie, and the rest are all the same! So you've basically proven nothing, except help reinforce the notion that cookies are the most reliable and practical method for passing a session id back and forth.

  107. I shall patent 1s & 0s!! by UID30 · · Score: 1

    Thats right ... you too can use 1s and 0s in your computer ... and all i ask is $0.00001 per bit!

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    1. Re:I shall patent 1s & 0s!! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1
  108. Who wrote that article? by zenofjazz · · Score: 0

    Anyone besides me notice the article is badly cut-and-pasted over and over itself?

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  109. commonplace patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not think that "commonplace" should enter into any consideration of what is patentable.

    Disallow patents because everyone uses the technology?

    "I'm sorry sir but your internal combustion engine invention was so useful that it is too commonplace to be patentable so we are revoking your patent."

    Difficult technological innovation should be rewarded regardless of its measure of market acceptance.

    Cookie crap patents should not be rewarded based upon the fact that any CS undergrad could have come up with the scheme in 1 hour.

  110. Prior Art Archive by CrashRide · · Score: 1

    Someone has probably suggested this already, but I don't recall seeing it. Why not add a section to /. for prior art, as an archive of references?

  111. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by denormaleyes · · Score: 1
    So you've basically proven nothing, except help reinforce the notion that cookies are the most reliable and practical method for passing a session id back and forth.

    I would argue that embedding a session ID in the URL is more reliable. I actively use multiple browsers for the same task and am often annoyed when a web site gets confused by my dropping a URL/link from one browser onto another. (Why would I want to do that? Well, my copy of Safari renders gorgeous text but sometime for bulk viewing I prefer to drop things into Mozilla tabs. Sometimes I use a third browser that deals better with progressive JPEGs. [Mozzila seems to wait for the whole file before showing anything.])

    Cookies are often convenient but only because server side programming tools are so often inconvenient. By focusing on responses as text or byte streams, you too-easily prevent the ability to do things like rewriting URLs quickly and efficiently without much extra effort. With appropriate code support, rewriting URLs should be no harder or more inefficent than bulk file transfers. (Hint: parsing the text streams character by character to find URLs is not the easy way).

    I once worked on a commercial web site where full URLs were embedded in web pages because multiple application servers sat behind a half-standalone/half-proxy web server and the (incovenient) mechanism used to pass HTTP requests to the backends (some JRun, some WebLogic, and some specialized vertical application web servers) couldn't automatically understand what they user-visible web server name should be and would otherwise put stuff in the URL that broke links from one backend server to another. Ick. If the app servers made URL rewriting convenient, we wouldn't have had to invent extra hacks that interposed logic between the proxying front end and various backends to deal with the several sessions that, to the end user, had to appear as a single session

    Other possible alternatives not listed above include

    • SSL session data to track a session
    • using per-session dynamic DNS for server with Host header decoding (not a good idea if using SSL)
    • extend HTTP to allow keep a connection alive until the session it represents ends (thus fixing the original break that sent everyone scrambling to cobble together hacks to come up with a session that didn't bust because connections weren't congruent with sessions

    Please don't complain that these don't work with existing browsers in the real world. Cookies didn't work, either, until they were widely supported. Please don't require cookies unless there's a really good reason to. If you can generate dynamic HTML just for me (ala Amazon, where you won't be caching things Amazon thinks I might also be interested based on my last N searches in that session to show to others not associated with Ashcroft) you can write your URLs in a way that encodes the notion of a session. If this would break your notion of security, you security is already broken.

  112. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't like 'em because it puts data on the client's computer where I can't protect it.
    Duh. It's called sending an encrypted "pointer" to the data on your machine.
  113. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    cookies can be, and often are, used for tracking a computers habits.
    They can be abused.
    Information that a site needs, should be kept on that site.

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  114. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by pod · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, whatever, I didn't say it was foolproof. You can also use a hash of a combination of client-provided headers that are very likely to remain constant during the session: agent string, screen resolution, etc. It's not meant to be foolproof. The scheme also breaks when people are behind large multi-ip proxies, or when http is proxied but https is not and your app mixes both.

    if you're worried about someone snooping your session id (either in transit or from disk cache), then a cookie-based or url based schemes are equally at risk.

    Also, have fun hijacking an md5() generated session id. And there's nothing stopping you from changing the session id on every request. Yes, I've done that once before, and it works pretty damn good, under some circumstances.

    And there's no data stored on the client machine, just a session key. Again, see up two paragraphis if you're worried about this being stolen.

    Something has to give when you're sticking to standard web protocols; there's only so much you can do. But if you run your session over https all the way, cookie-tied-to-ip scheme works just fine.

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  115. Re:Cookies? Sheesh... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
    Well, in the big picture you are doing something different-- at least you're thinking about what you're doing with the cookies that you make.

    I'd say my criticism of cookie use is concerned with those that might throw just about anything into a cookie. For example, I saw just this afternoon a code example about implementing different levels of security access and what did the code use to query the security level of the user? Cookie. "Is this a regular user? Yes/No. Is this the administrator? Yes/No." Now for a mere example it was fine but I can't count how many times I've seen people in my company cut-and-paste a solution directly into place-- they're obviously NOT thinking about how they're using cookies...

    You're right that cookies don't have to be insecure but I wonder/doubt that there are enough people out there actually putting enough thought into protecting information that goes in and out of the websites they create.

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  116. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    I forgot to mention an important fact in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to
    get a fully working kernel, you have to follow the steps below:
    - Walk around your computer widdershins 3 times, chanting "Linus is
    overworked, and he makes lousy patches, but we love him anyway". Get
    your spuouse to do this too for extra effect. Children are optional.
    - Apply the patch included in this mail
    - Call your system "Super-67", and don't forget to unapply the patch
    before you later applying the official 1.3.68 patch.
    - reboot
    -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch

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