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  1. Planet of the... on African Catfish Hunts On Land · · Score: 1

    Damn Dirty Catfish!

  2. Just woke up, it's early.. on Venus Probe Set to Reach Target · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...and still dark outside. Once again I wonder; did I wake up my Venus probe, or did it wake me up.

  3. Re:Good for Apple, but US only? on Apple to Offer Monthly iTunes TV Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    Canadians have TVs?

  4. ever noticed... on Is Apple Looking to Buy Disney? · · Score: 2, Funny

    In most pictures, Mickey seems to be wearing a black mock turtleneck? No wait. That's fur... right?
    Hmmm. Maybe that isn't a turtleneck Jobs wears.

  5. Re:Apple made it work on iTunes, One Billion Suckers Served? · · Score: 1

    Or exist without them.

    Don't discount this sort of appreciation and admiration... Just sit back, notice it early and buy the stock.

  6. Oh come *on* Mods... on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 1

    That was funny.

  7. How bout... on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 1

    'Job' rule...

  8. Really? on Sony Kills off Aibo, Qrio, Qualia · · Score: 1

    Doggone.

  9. Disney figures... on Disney Buys Pixar · · Score: 1

    in all it's wisdom, that if Pixar makes great 3D technique movies, and we (made) great 2D movies... then if we buy Pixar we can corner the market on 5D movies!!

  10. Question:Mr. Nash... on Ask Microsoft's Security VP · · Score: 1

    What kind of Mac do you have at home?

  11. Re:What are the odds... on Vista Won't Play With Old DVD Drives · · Score: 1

    As PCs fail, adoption^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H assimilation WILL happen.
    couldn't resist
    You adopt a puppy or a child. You'll be assimilated by Vista

  12. Of course you know what'll happen... on First Military Exoskeleton Reaches Prototype · · Score: 1

    The porn industry will make first practical use of it (think - sex-o-skeleton - and - um, horizontal soldiers)

  13. The real question is... on Ham Hears Mars Orbiter 45 Million Miles From Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was the antenna in a Spiral or was it flat and Deli thin?

    Oh, and I'll bet all he could hear was 'The Cure'.

    I'm very very sorry. I'm such a ha... never mind.

  14. That's mean! on Apple's Aperture Reviewed · · Score: 1

    You know Steve didn't give me lips!

    ---

    Your Pal,
    Aperture

  15. No... on Vast Subsurface Martian Ice Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    We want to bottle that water and sell it here under the exclusive 'God of War' label for 2 bucks a pop.
    ---
    Coca Cola

  16. Re:In the age of Karl Rove, bidniz is full contact on Peter J. Quinn Investigated for Travel Omissions · · Score: 0, Troll

    Three words:

    Tin
    uh...
    Foil
    and um...
    Hat!

  17. And so Microsoft said; on Peter J. Quinn Investigated for Travel Omissions · · Score: 1

    "When Quinn who spends-the-dough gets here, all the lawyers gonna jump for joy!"

  18. No doubt... on Cray Co-Founder Joins Microsoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to help develop a supercomputer version of the BSOD.

  19. Born on my PowerBook? on How the PowerBook was Born · · Score: 1

    Why, no... no... has someone said something? Who told you this?

  20. Hot light on Laser Etching a Laptop · · Score: 1

    Never looked so cool.

  21. No, no NO! on King Kong Lived? · · Score: 1

    It was just some Ape - I saw in a Bar - in Hong Kong!

    the scientist heard to say after the interview was published.

  22. Re:Ridiculous on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    Now there's an idea with teeth...

  23. Naw, Capt'n... on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    I'm not be'in disrespectful... I'm just brushin' my teeth!

  24. Behind the scenes... on Mac OS X x86 Put To The Test · · Score: 1

    Deep in the secret back rooms at Apple the mantra when adapting OS X for Intel is... "the work's not done 'till the BSOD runs". Some may say that BSOD stands for 'Blue Screen of Death'. Well not at Apple. It's the last thing they'll do before release; add that Blue Screen of Done. Then the switchers will come, they will be at home, and when trouble comes, the world will at last have a tasteful BSOD.

  25. How is this different? on Dealing with Digital Music and Vendor Lock-In? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Than buying an 8 track and then they come out with tape, CD etc?