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  1. Happy Birthday ERII on Sun Discovers Dumb Terminals · · Score: -1

    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday dear Queenie
    Happy birthday to you.

    God save the Queen! Rule Brittania!

  2. STEPHEN KING IS A NASTY NASTY MAN! on Where UnitedLinux Got It Wrong · · Score: -1

    Contrary to all reports about a lone drifter named Mark David Chapman who allegedly shot John Lennon in the back December 8, 1980 you'll find ample evidence in the back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines to suggest otherwise. Namely, that John Lennon was, not only politically assassinated, but that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and, you'd better sit down, horror novelist Stephen King are the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime. King being the real murderer and Chapman but a look-alike, paid actor misleading you with an absolute hoax, the media in tow.

    The evidence, specifically, is government codes in the bold print headlines of Time, Newsweek, and U.S. News and World Report magazines that were printed shortly before, during, and after the night of December 8, 1980. Hints in the headlines that you won't find anywhere else that plug into John Lennon's assassination with up to 70% frequency at times. These government codes, which read like gallows humor; "Thinking About John Lennon...Johnny Comes Marching Home...Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang, Ouch, Ouch...The Job Richard Nixon Really Wanted...Blasting the Opposition...America Needs A Poet Laureate...Maybe...Heeding Those Subtle Signs...Magazine Maze...All the Presidents Magazines...". These codes include the killer's face and true identity printed three and two months before the crime replete with headlines describing the then yet to come crime scene: "One Great Big Zippo Lighter...Perils of Pyrokinesis". Pyrokinesis means fire and movement, and a man at night with a gun ablaze, crouched in a raincoat looks like a great big cigarette lighter. Subtle but dramatic codes.

    These crypto-codes include Mark David Chapman, the alleged name of the killer printed three weeks before the murder where Chapman writes that he is "...armed, a pawn, waiting to be moved into a hostile square...by the giant hand of Ronald Reagan...".

    These government codes include dramatic photos of just elected Ronald Reagan sitting next to Richard Nixon's book The Real War in Time and Newsweek issues released the day of the murder. In Time the bold headline above Reagan reads, "Who's In? Who's Out?" and below, "Fitting Together the Pieces of a Complicated Jigsaw Puzzle..."

    That Richard Nixon tried to deport John Lennon in the 70's is a known fact. John's peace activism and lyrical barbs at "Tricky Dicky" and his perhaps-unparalleled worldwide appeal made John a target.

    Well, Inside The Real War several pages explain why "the prancing of the trendies...rock stars...beautiful people of New York...who say war is bad and peace is good...must be removed from the stage of public debate...by whatever means ...a flyswatter...are needed...". He even titles this philosophy, "The Nixon Doctrine". Translation? Reagan's In, Lennon's Out. In fact "The Real John Lennon" and "The Real Richard Nixon" are two codes that precede the crime.

    Last, but certainly not least, according to identical matching photos of Stephen King attached to book reviews about Firestarter months before the assassination, the man photographed getting Lennon's autograph hours before he killed him is not Mark Chapman like we were all told. Chapman's glasses are the wrong prescription, his features are more centrally boxed in the middle of his face and his hair is the wrong texture, as well as the fact that the killer has dimples that Chapman does not. Only Stephen King's features exactly trace the proportions of the autograph hound. Chapman is a look alike actor.

    This was the last coded evidence puzzle piece that I found, not knowing then who Stephen King was. This was back in 1982, my first clues being the "Who's In? Who's Out?" headlines above Reagan months earlier. I turned to my library then utterly convinced that the government had killed John Lennon based on the news clipping that appeared in June of 1982, a year and a half after the crime, where Chapman pleaded guilty two days before his trial and was sentenced to 20 years to life. Buried in a tiny corner of the back section, I knew a cover-up was at work. It was several weeks later while trying to find magazines that carried the murder report that I literally stumbled onto these codes.

    Now I was confronted, months later, with who actually pulled the trigger: famous author Stephen King?!?! Too much to believe? Beyond comprehension? Over all our heads? Is Nixon that tricky? Well, buckle up good readers, Stephen King writes all about it beginning with Salem's Lot, five years before the crime, where he writes about shooting a man in the shoulder blades, stalking a politician with a gun in The Dead Zone, Johnny being the main character. He even writes about "...the fellow who killed John Lennon" in, I believe, three books. He practically confesses in his 1983 Playboy interview. He has even admitted to me, in his own handwriting, that I "...haven't got the whole story yet..." and in a subsequent letter, signed Stephen King, he throws in a veiled bribe if I'd quit exposing this.
    In Summary:

    The story about Mark Chapman is a cover-up. Bold print government cryptographic codes that include the killer's face and true identity, the killer's alleged name and letter to the editor printed before the murder and Richard Nixon's book, The Real War, in back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines printed before, during, and after the night of December 8, 1980 prove that Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan arranged for the author Stephen King, then barley famous, to assassinate John Lennon. That King's writings draw, dramatically, from the crime and that he taunts us all in his interviews and comments only makes this the story of a lifetime. My 24-page booklet contains everything you've seen here and much more. Please order your copy. I guarantee it is the absolute truth about what really happened to John Lennon. Happy Code Cracking!

  3. Re:Greetings, friend. on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    were for do i gets taht from? tia k thx bye

  4. pwned! on Where UnitedLinux Got It Wrong · · Score: -1

    u mised! omg lololololrofl. use aol lik me tehn u can get teh fp! roflrofl a/s/l?

  5. Re:MNOPRTRANT NOTISE! PLZ REED! THX! on Where UnitedLinux Got It Wrong · · Score: -1

    OMG! I just ran out of kleenex too!

  6. Re:Greetings, friend. on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    I have no idea, I just like the pretty colours...awww the little gems are soooo cute!

  7. Re:LNUX graph on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1
  8. Pope? Catholic? on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    Holy crap! Who woulda though eh?

    Man, this place is edyakashunal! Gotta love it!

  9. Re:Let me guess.. you're a Linux user on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    It's hard to get FP when you use an OS that isn't ready for the desktop! But it will be one day! Oh yes! Mark my words! One day. One day...

  10. Screw you! on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    I am so speshsul! Uncle Quentin tells me that I am whenever we play our "secret" game.

  11. LNUX graph on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

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  12. Holy shit! FP! on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    I got the FP! W00t! Damn, I feel soo speshul! My first first post post!

  13. Early Post! on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    OMFG I'm going to cum in my pants! I hope my mummy doesn't notice the stains!

  14. Re:Oh god! Not another kernel update article! on Linux Kernel 2.5.19 Released · · Score: -1

    You expect a smelly lunix hippy to get off his fat ass and do something constructive??? OMG ROFL LOLOLOL!

  15. Re:Will this one on Linux Kernel 2.5.19 Released · · Score: -1

    Let's hope so!! I can't wait to masturbate furiously while i recompile my kernal for the 1000th time.

    I LUV TEH LUNIX!@#!@$!

  16. Re: Your nick on Sanyo Solar Ark and Giant LED Display · · Score: -1

    Did someone steal your 'oll' ?

  17. Re:Beer on not to beer on Review: Insomnia · · Score: -1

    Underage drinking by insane linux zealots is what has destroyed much of the Internet.

  18. frist? on Slashback: Pricedrops, Honor, Games · · Score: -1

    early anyhow...

  19. Hello! on Inspiring Adventures in SF Wireless Networking · · Score: -1

    How are you!

  20. Re:Fucky Dome? Anyway: Dog Sex... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    I'm banned from using open sores software after the kindergarten scandal of '99.

    Happy to help with your masturbatory efforts! have fun, and don't forget to wipe up after! There's a good boy.

  21. Re:Fucky Dome? Anyway: Dog Sex... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    Let me start by saying how I got into watching kids; cause as a male it is
    not done much, and little did I know when I said I would do this that I
    would be involved in man-boy sex. It all started when I was 16 I got is some
    teenage type legal stuff; and was to do community service at the local
    veterans home. I got to be good friends with the residents and the workers
    so I decided to volunteer there after I was done with my hitch.

    I got to be real good friends with the guy who ran the little snack shop
    their. Me by this time 18, and an assistant Scout Master have had a lot of
    time working with kids. So he asked how I would like to sit with his kids
    for a night here and there. I took him up on the offer. Now these two kids
    Charley 13? & William 11? Had been around the snack shop and liked me a lot
    and the gaydar did go off for the younger of the two, but I still hand no
    clue that we would do what we going to do.

    I walked to his house, which was only a mile or so from mine. When I got
    there the kids were fed and bathed so my night would be easy. The parents
    left. So the kids and me talked about what we wanted to do tonight. We
    decided to watch TV for a while. After that the kids wanted to play the ever
    poplar kids game cops and robbers. So we did this for a while; the kids
    putting on different stuff, as in hats, shirts, and other stuff to look
    different each time. Then the youngest came down the stairs totally nude, I
    fell In love right away with that hot little boy dick and no pubs yet. Still
    playing the game and him still nude, I used the catching the robber thing to
    touch his butt and penis. I had to go to the bathroom and Will the younger
    still nude boy wanted to come in and talk while I did what I needed to do,
    so I let him. I got very hard with him watching me on the pot. He was
    looking at my hard penis most the time so I knew then that I could safely
    touch this young boy and not offend him. But I need to wait till his older
    brother was not so close.

    Time has passed and the boys wanted to play Nintendo, the older of the two
    had put his Pj's on and Will only put on his white underwear. We took turns
    playing Nintendo sitting on the floor. Will and I did not want to play any
    more so I went and sat in the recliner and Will asked if he could sit on my
    lap; well sure ya can hop on up. I put a blanket over the bottom part of us
    so he would not be cold; and so I could try and make a few move to see what
    he would do. So as his older brother played the Nintendo I slowly rubbed my
    hand up and down his young boy legs. Then I made my move on up his legs and
    brushed up against his little pole well it was just the right size for his
    age, anyway it was hard as a rock! I slowly rubbed it back and forth over
    his whites. My own man toy to full attention by this time. Then he slid
    down next to me in the chair, and reached over stuck his hand in my pants
    and started to rub my cock up and down. So I said lets go upstairs and play
    something. He said ok by this time the game was off and it was TV that was
    on, Charley was sleeping on the couch. So Will and me went up stairs as I
    walked behind him going up the stairs I pulled down his underwear. He
    slipped them off the rest of the way. When we got to his bedroom I took my
    stuff off and he started to kiss my penis, I then lay him down on his bed
    and started to lick his young tool. It was so tasty. But then much to our
    dismay we heard his parents pull up, I got him in his underwear and Pj's.
    Then got my self dressed and we were down stairs before they came in. They
    paid me and I left.

    It was only two weeks or so till they needed me again I could hardly wait
    too get there and play with that hot boy again. Again I got there and they
    were fed and bathed dam it would be fun to give him a bath. The boys wanted
    to play hide and seek so we did; it worked out real good every time Charley
    hid Will and I would hide together. This night he was in his underwear
    again, and this time I came prepared I was in only a pair of sweat pants and
    t-shirt. So every time we hid we would pull are pants down a play with each
    other. We did this for some time; then Charley wanted to watch TV so we all
    went in to watch. Charley again was on the couch; I went and got a blanket
    for me and Will, when Charley went up stairs to go to the bathroom I pulled
    down my sweats and his underwear; I sat Will on my hard dick and covered us
    up. I reached around and started to play with his rock hard penis. Man this
    boy was going to be good when he came of age. Charley came back and went on
    the couch. I did little thrusts on Will's as we watched TV. If Charley knew
    what was going on he never said anything. I keep up the thrusts and reached
    and would stroked his penis. It was so hot. Charley had again went to sleep;
    so I told Will lets go up stairs in your bedroom. So we go up both just
    letting are pants fall off we picked them up and went up to his bedroom.

    I had to take a piss so I went in the bathroom and went to the pot he came
    up behind me and grab my penis as I pissed, he had to piss to so I knelt
    down next to him took it in hand as he pissed, just as it started to slow I
    took it in my mouth and drank the last few tablespoons of his hot piss. I
    still don't know why I have never done water sports before. He asked if it
    was good I said it was; he asked if he could try some next time, I said we
    will see. We went into the bedroom and I got in and he sat on my chest. He
    slid back and his but was at my penis, he lay down on me and started to
    kiss me full on the lips. So I kissed back, then to my surprise he gave me
    his tongue. I responded with mine and we tong kissed for a long time while
    rubbing our hard cocks against each other.

    Time passes... we are still in bed together and I have moved down to his
    penis. It is so tasty. He jacks me as I suck him and I soon shot my hot load
    all over him. I brought him into the bathroom and cleaned him up. We got
    dressed and went downstairs and waited for the parents to come home. They
    came home about two hours so later.

    Again I was asked to watch the kids; But this time it was only Will that
    needed to be watched. They were going to see family and Will did not want to
    go, and the next treat I got him for one night and two whole days. Wow was
    this going to be fun. I packed some stuff with some extra underwear incase
    he wanted to try some pissing stuff liked he asked. I got there early that
    morning and the rest of the family left soon after. As soon as the van was
    down the road and a round the corner Will ripped his Pj's off and was there
    in his nudeness. So I took of my stuff and sat in the chair he sat on my
    lap and we just cuddled for a few hours, with only a little touching. He
    then had to take a piss, do you want to have it in your mouth like last
    time. I well maybe I guess we can but lets try something else too. They had
    perfect floors in their place hardwood floors. So I got a few blankets and
    put them down. I told him go get a pair of underwear. He ran to his room and
    got some and put them on. I got some on too. OK I said I'm going to lie down
    you stand over me and piss right in your underwear, I will catch the stream
    of pee as is comes out of your underwear. Then I want ya to move back and
    sit on my crouch to finish the pee, it will get us both full of pee and be
    very hot. He got over me and started to piss it soon came out of his
    underwear and I was catching it, yummy was it good he then sat on me and
    finished going. OK keep them on; it is now your turn to try it but only of
    you want to. Do you want to? Well yes I do. He lay down, I knelt over him
    since I'm bigger I did not want the piss to go all over and I wanted it to
    be easy for him to get a good taste. He took a lot then I sat down for the
    rest of it.

    Wow I loved that so much he said it was so good it tasted really good. Ok
    let's just sit and watch TV for a bit and stay in this wet underwear; cause
    it will be really neat to have them on. He liked this idea. After a bit,
    both of us in dry piss stained underwear. OK lets go take a bath together.
    So we went up to the bathroom, I filled the tub as full as it could go with
    out it coming over the sides. I took his piss stained undies off and he took
    mine off. I took his penis in my mouth to taste the old pee before it was
    all washed away. I got in the tub first and he got in sitting between my
    legs I reached around and stroked his hard toy. This young boy was getting
    as close to cuming as someone his age could get. He was jerking and in just
    total bliss, and then a few last hard moans and he was done. Till this day I
    still say he shot a very small load their was a drop of cum stuck to his
    penis in the water, but I know better had to somehow be some of my precum.

    He asked me to stand up and I did he took most of my very little (6") into
    his hot boy mouth. He was so good at a blowjob WoW. He sucked and sucked
    then he took his finger and started to rub my hole it soon loosened and he
    stuck it in. going in and out it was not going to take long like this I
    tried to get him off I told him I was going to shoot but he stayed on and
    took that whole load. I still don't know how he did it. His finger still in
    my ass I sat down and let him stick it in and pull in out for a bit he liked
    it so much. And well so did I. I slowly washed him taking care to get the
    boy parts real good. I then washed my self and we go out dried off. Hey he
    said can we spend the whole time nude. Putting something on only when we
    pee? I thought about it for a bit and said ok lets do that. We went nude
    downstairs and I got us some lunch. We sat in the chair with each other to
    eat.

    We both took a nap in the chair after lunch. I woke up to this little boy
    playing with me again. I took his hard member in hand and started to stroke
    it. I just love this boy penis in my hand. I decided to suck it for a bit so
    I laid him on the blankest on the floor and took it in and suck and licked
    it and his balls. I had him get on his knees and spread his ass cheeks. I
    then licked his tight little boy hole. It was so fresh and new. As I did
    this I played with him with one hand and J/O with the other. I was soon
    Cumming.

    He ran upstairs and came back with the old pee underwear. Good I said I got
    to go too. Ok lets try this, I put them on for him and took it out though
    the flap. I sucked it till it was hard. Ok lie down
    I told him I got over him and put his penis to my hole and sat on it went
    right in. OK let it fly with that he was filling my ass full of hot piss.
    When he finished I let it slip out and knelt over him and shot it back out
    soaking him with the piss he filed me with. Cool almost to shit came with
    it, not even so you would notice. I put my underwear on and got back over
    him and let it go. With that done it was back to the bathtub to clean up.

    Time for dinner got that made and ate. Drink lots he says to me so we can
    pee in bed tonight. We sat and played Nintendo and had pop and chips most
    the rest of the night. OK lets go to bed Will says ok it after 11 so it'
    time I guess. Meet me in bed I will go get the underwear from the line in
    the basement. I put them there so the piss would dry and we could use them
    again. When I get to the bedroom he is already hard and playing with him
    self. He tell me he want me to stick my thingy in his bum. I tell him I
    think I'm a little too big for you. He says I want to try anyway. So I went
    and got some Vaseline.
    I said ok turn over and I started by licking his hole. I felt it
    getting lose; so I put some lube on a finger and slowly put it in. then I
    got two the wow I got three fingers in this little ass. I lie on the bed so
    he can sit on it and work it in his self. He puts my hard cock at his hole
    and starts to sit on it, it goes a little way in and he stops he then goes
    down more on it. He then starts to go up and down faster, faster I take his
    cock I hand and stroke I soon shoot a hot load in his ass he moans a moan of
    joy. He has my cock all most all in his ass. He gets off and puts his
    underwear on backwards. Hi gets back on top of me opens the hole and sits on
    it again he say's ok piss in my ass now. I tell him I cant till I get a
    little softer he say well you can't take it out till you pee. So he sits
    there for about 3 minutes and then I say ok I can pee now. So I fill his ass
    with pee as soon as I start he lets his go as soon as he as we are both done
    he jumps off takes off his wet underwear and put them back on the right way
    got back on me and lets my piss and sperm out all over me and the bed. Good
    thing he has a plastic cover under the sheets. He gets off lies down with me
    and we fall too sleep in our pool of piss.

    I wke to a hard on and Will still sleeping, so I woke him by
    pulling down his underwear and sucking in his boy penis. He went hard right
    away. So I turned around and he took me and we were doing a hot 69. I did
    not want to cum yet so I got off. I went to get the bath ready. OK it's
    ready a called to him and I got in. he cam in and sat in front of me again.
    I want to suck you and drink your cum again. So I stood up and let him suck
    on it. I soon shot a huge load, again he took it all. We went downstairs to
    wash the sheets and underwear, and to cook breakfast. As I was cooking the
    phone rang, it was the parents. Can u stay a day or two more we want to stay
    here, if not we will be back tonight. I said well I sure could stay. But
    that's the next story.

  22. Can't find any fishing ones... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    I, Ganymede, also known as Aquarius the Waterbearer, Cupbearer to the
    Olympian gods, lay in my gauzy bed drowsily admiring the ceiling of my
    Olympian rooms. The surface was painted with scenes of manly beauty and
    copulation. It was most... stimulating.
    I had participated in countless acts of man-on-man sex since my arrival on
    Olympus, but the simple fresco on my ceiling never ceased to somehow arouse
    me.
    It seemed an eternity since I had been brought to this place, given
    immortality, become the main boy-lover of Zeus (and many other gods and
    heroes as well). In one sense it probably WAS an eternity. The planes on
    which the pantheons of the various human religions dwelt were very different
    from terrestrial Earth. Time flowed differently here.
    Yet still I remember that day, so long ago, when I was taken from my mortal
    life and brought to this abode of the immortal.
    It was a bright, sunny day, I remember, a glorious example of late spring.
    The trees were green, the flowers in bloom, and the animals at frolic all
    came together to create a picture of perfect bucolic splendor.
    By no means in the mood to be shut up all day in my father's palace in
    Troy, I had slipped out alone into the country. Happily, I walked and took
    in the warmth of the sun and the fresh air.
    There was this place I often visited, the bare top of a hill, where one
    could easily see the walls of Troy and even the shores of the distant sea.
    I lay down on the hilltop and lounged as the arrows of Helios rained down
    on me. My dark, full hair, my smooth white skin, and my lean, taut frame
    were on display in all their glory. Little did I know at the time that that
    very beauty, always much admired in Troy, had caught the attention of an
    august personage.
    With a slow, naughty smile, I pulled my chiton above my hips, revealing my
    pretty pink cock and balls. I was already hard. I was a horny little
    daemon, requiring "milking" several times a day just to keep from
    embarrassing myself in public. This beautiful, private place was perfect
    for just such a "chore."
    Slowly, I began to pull at my organ, massaging it to full hardness. Legs
    spread, I fondled my balls with one hand and my shaft with the other.
    Eventually, my other hand drifted downwards to my pink, eager opening.
    With a sigh, I thrust my finger inside myself, filling my pouting orifice.
    I squirmed and wreathed as I brought my own body to pleasure. With a long
    moan and a cry of pleasure, I climaxed and let loose a stream of liquid
    passion. A moment later, I lay in post-coital bliss, lazily licking my
    fingers clean of my own cream.
    Suddenly, a dark shadow passed over me. I sprang up, afraid. Hovering
    above me was a giant eagle!
    Stumblingly, I tried to get away. The monstrous eagle was having none of
    that, however. With a raptor's shriek, the eagle dove and grasped me in its
    talons.
    I was suspended high in the air before I knew it. I froze, afraid to
    struggle lest the great bird release me and send me tumbling to my death.
    With breathtaking speed, the bird headed west. Land, then waves, and then
    land again, sped beneath us in a blur. I do not know how long this took, I
    was so distracted with fright. I stole quick glances down at gleaming
    cities and settled lands, but had no clue of where we were passing over or
    what our final destination could possibly be.
    We quickly came to a mountainous area. Higher and higher we climbed,
    headed straight for one particularly huge mound.
    Near the summit, I suddenly felt a strange tingling sensation. It lasted
    only briefly and when I came to my senses again, before me was a gleaming
    city. Rich palaces, lush gardens, great fountains, all covered in gold and
    silver and jewels spread out on the summit of the mountain.
    The eagle dove. With a thud, it released me in a courtyard of the one of
    the palaces.
    Gratefully, I embraced the solid ground. With a beating of its mighty
    wings, the eagle launched itself back into the air. I watched it soar up
    and disappear from sight.
    "Ah," I suddenly heard from a booming voice, "here you are!"
    There then stood in front of me a magnificent example of manhood.
    Incredibly tall and muscular, with sky-colored eyes, golden hair, and a
    beautiful curly beard that tumbled like a waterfall down onto his chest, he
    was the epitome of purely masculine beauty. Clad in only the flimsiest and
    most revealing of tunics, it was also evident that his manhood was just as
    impressive.
    "Welcome, my beautiful boy," he said to me, "be welcomed by Zeus to
    Olympus!"
    At that point, I later learned, I fainted. A natural reaction when
    confronted by a god, not to mention the mightiest of them, no? It certainly
    amused Zeus to no end later.
    The next thing I remember was awakening in a huge bed of cushions and silk.
    Blinking, it took me several moments to recall what had transpired and
    realize that, no, it had NOT been just a strange dream.
    Paralyzed with uncertainty, I lay still on the bed. It was then that I
    noticed my lack of clothing. My comely body lay fully revealed.
    The door of the chamber opened and in walked the same figure as in the
    courtyard. It was Zeus, King of the Gods, Lord of Olympus, I now knew. I
    felt faint all over again!
    A good-natured smile decorated his face. "Awake at last, sweetling?
    Good."
    Softly, he padded to the bed and sat beside me. His smile broadened as he
    took in the sight of my naked form. I felt a thrill of pleasure at this. I
    felt gratified that such a powerful being would take notice of a lowly one
    such as myself.
    "My lord Zeus," I began, "why have I been brought here? Have I offended
    the gods in some way? Am I to be doomed to some horrible punishment?"
    Zeus exploded in laughter. It required a full minute before he was able to
    control his hysterics and reply, "Oh, no, nothing of the kind, sweetling!
    You have been brought to Olympus because you PLEASE me! You please me very
    much!
    "I have watched you in all of your beauty," he continued, now leaning
    closer to my body. I could feel his hot breath play upon my skin. "Such
    comeliness never ceases to AROUSE the interest of Olympus. Today, as I
    watched you play upon that hill, I knew I had to have you, to bring you to
    Olympus and make you my own!"
    With this, he leaned in more and touched his divine lips to mine. It was
    if I was heated metal, melting into the arms of this mightiest of gods. My
    body reacted instantly in favor of the contact. I eagerly accepted his
    tongue into my mouth for uncounted minutes.
    At last, he broke the kiss and said, "Oh, my boy, you taste as heavenly as
    ambrosia! You shall be my most favorite of playmates, I can tell!"
    He then began to gently kiss his way down my body. Down the neck, my
    chest, and belly he went. My sighs and gasps created a symphony of joy.
    When he engulfed my young spear in his mouth, I almost entered Hades from
    pure ecstasy.
    I gripped his golden curls as he suctioned at my tender morsel. "Oh, lord
    Zeus," I cried, "yes, yes, yes!!!"
    With much contusion and exclamation, I climaxed. My mortal seed spewed
    forth into the waiting mouth of the god.
    Satisfied at having suckled me dry, Zeus' head rose painted with a smile as
    he breathed, "Exquisite as Hyperborean wine!"
    He shifted so that he now lay beside me. "Now, my precious," he said
    caressing my cheek, "it is time for you to reciprocate."
    Nervously, I glanced down. His omnipotent weapon was at full protrusion.
    It was unbelievably perfect and dauntingly huge. Well, WELL over a foot of
    thick flesh jutted out, awaiting my attentions.
    "It's all right, sweetling," Zeus soothed, "you can do it, I know you can."
    With a gulp of fear, I positioned myself eye to eye with his one-headed
    Hydra. Seeing no other avenue that would make this daunting task any less
    difficult, I launched myself on it.
    It was an amazing sensation! My mouth felt unimaginably full and complete
    in an odd sort of way. My jaws hurt from opening so wide, but even that
    slight discomfort felt good somehow.
    With gusto, I applied myself to imitating the superlative performance Zeus
    had played upon my own organ just prior. Of course, I was unskilled and
    unpracticed. I could as of yet take relatively little of that most
    prodigious pole into my mouth and had faint knowledge of how give pleasure
    through the use of my tongue. However, I followed my instincts and did the
    best I possibly could.
    Lord Zeus seemed to enjoy it. He grunted and groaned and whispered words
    of encouragement and direction. Finally, he succumbed to the inevitable and
    let loose his godly liquid.
    A flood of delicious juice burst into my mouth. "Drink it, my boy, drink
    it," Zeus commanded. I complied as best I could, but much of the honey
    eluded my uneducated mouth and ran out of my lips and down my chin. The
    liquid that managed to make its way down my gullet tingled and burned. As
    the divine vintage permeated my body, the sensation spread. It was pain and
    pleasure mixed together, buffeting me in waves. I shook and trembled with
    the painful delight.
    I rose off of Zeus' organ and lay down. I was insensate for an
    indeterminate period. Finally, the tingling stopped. A feeling of good
    health and energy suffused me.
    I became of Zeus beside me. "You have tasted of the nectar of the gods,
    sweetling," he said to me. "Your mortality has been burned away. Now you
    are one of us!"
    Then the King of the Gods invaginated me in his arms. I snuggled close and
    dozed, exhausted from the first of many sexual misadventures I would
    experience.

  23. Re:Fucky Dome? Anyway: Dog Sex... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    It'll be a shame when she gets pubes huh?

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    Happy to help! Anal dox sex sounds good! Thanks for the tip!

  25. Re:Fucky Dome? Anyway: Dog Sex... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    Perhaps you could post a story about these experiences? Is she hot?