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  1. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    Where did the founding fathers mention Glocks? Where did the founding fathers say that health care was part of the duties of Congress?

    Where did the founding fathers say you'd be limited to any sort of weapon?

    Thanks for repeating that, I wasn't sure you got it.

    The founding fathers did NOT address the sort of weapon they were referring to. Thus, they could ONLY have been concerned with un-rifled flintlocks. If they'd intended their right to be updated with technology, they'd have put that in there or addressed the sort of weapons the right would touch.

    They didn't, so there's no right beyond what they specifically referred to. Muskets.

  2. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    Tell me where it says Glock in the Constitution, or where any founding father mentions a nine. And I'm pretty sure that none of them mentioned popping a cap into someone's ass, so you can forget that too.

    Don't invent rights where the founders didn't write them.

  3. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    Where did the founding fathers mention Glocks? I'd like to know. They didn't mention health care, and they didn't mention Glocks. Fucking activist judges are just creating rights out of nothing.

  4. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    It doesn't. It clearly says the right to free speech. Speech is talking. Writing is not speech. That's why there's another section for the press, which is writing. And, you have to own a printing press too.

    I'm a strict constructionist. Very strict. Tell me, are you a white man?

  5. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1, Troll

    You don't have the freedom to own a modern gun. The Constitution referred only to flintlocks which fired balls down a smoothbore barrel. I'm all for being REALLY strict about the intent of the Founders. And I doubt any of them were thinking of pump shotguns held by Republican men with small cocks.

  6. Re:Of course it is. on Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie, and the nun sang it right after she blew the captain. After that, he wasn't so mad about the curtains. Great film.

  7. Re:Of course it is. on Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated · · Score: 1

    Every morning you greet me
    Small and white clean and bright
    You look happy to meet me
    Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
    Bloom and grow forever

    Seems a little naughty. Not the sort of thing you'd expect a nun and a bunch of kids to sing.

  8. Re:Global warming is the cause on The Sun's Odd Behavior · · Score: 1

    Skeptic - an expert in a subject who doubts but can be convinced with evidence. Denier - incapable of recognizing evidence when they see it, thus likely to believe things which are known to be false by experts; too dumb to understand just how dumb they are; you.

  9. Re:How banal... on Low-Level Format For a USB Flash Drive? · · Score: 1

    I need more information before I can make a recommendation. Yes, I'm a computer industry consultant.

  10. Re:Sensible on Air Force Wants Reusable Fly-Back Rockets · · Score: 1

    Ya, well I'm not a rocket scientist either, and I say that Jerry Pournelle is a big fat idiot. Have you read any of the shit he wrote for Byte Magazine? What was it called...Masturbation Manor or something like that? Godddamn that idiot should have taken one of his DOS diskettes and slit his throat with it.

  11. Re:I already had my revenge 10 years ago. on Revenge of the Cable Customer · · Score: 1

    I jack off. It's like owning a porn store featuring your favorite gay porn star.

  12. Re:Holtzmann equation on Boltzmann Equation Solved, the New Way · · Score: 2

    I thought it said MY PENIS equation and I wondered just how hard it could be to count to two and a half.

  13. Re:So... on Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan · · Score: 1

    I've got nothing planned for you but a big sticky gob of semen.

  14. Re:In soviet Russia on New Linux Petabyte-Scale Distributed File System · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you woke up one morning in Tokyo to discover that someone had blurred your genitalia during the night, I'd bet you would consider puking on someone too.

  15. Re:Republican on State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor · · Score: 1

    Luntz. There are so few evil geniuses left in the world, it's the least you could do to spell their names properly.

  16. Re:Republican on State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor · · Score: 1

    Surprise surprise, Obama started including expenses for war in the government spending totals. Bush conveniently kept the costs of two wars out of the official government spending number.

  17. Re:The painter did his job. on Cleaners Paint Over Priceless Art · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that I shouldn't have let that guy fuck me with the spray paint can? Oh that's embarassing.

  18. Re:The painter did his job. on Cleaners Paint Over Priceless Art · · Score: 2, Informative

    And if I dump one of my Picassos on your lawn, it's trash.

    It's grafitti painted by a guy who could have fucked any number of hot babes in expensive cities around the world, because of his skills with a hardware store spray paint can.

    Doesn't matter what you call it! Banksy can get laid like nobody's business.

  19. Re:If not us, who? on Aral Sea May Recover; Dead Sea Needs a Lifeline · · Score: 1

    Glen Beck hasn't featured salty water on his program yet. (Except maybe tears.)

  20. Re:Leave the networking stuff to the networking te on What Is the Future of Firewalls? · · Score: 1

    That brings back some good memories.

  21. I don't like this on DNA Cancer Codes Cracked By International Effort · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My cock was so tiny before the tumor started growing down there. Now just as my dick was finally getting larger, they tell me they're going to cure me? Life is just not fair.

  22. Meetings on How Many Hours a Week Can You Program? · · Score: 1

    A true programmer is like a true Klingon. The true programmer can program all day, BECAUSE he is a programmer. He breathes it, it is his honor and his life.

    If you don't mind meetings because they give you a break from programming, perhaps this is a sign that you should try something else. Perhaps your heart isn't truly Klingon, longing to do battle with the code.

    I think your heart must instead be Romulan. You should try management.

  23. Re:Lawyer? on Comcast Disables VCR Scheduling In New Guide · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Libertarians == anarchists.

  24. Re:Stomach cancer on Japanese Guts Are Made For Sushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if that bacteria is the reason for the blurry qualities of genitals in Japan.

  25. Re:Video on Wikileaks Releases Video of Journalist Killings · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's hard to be an exhibitionist with a cock as small as mine. So many of my victims fail to be shocked because their vision isn't good enough.