Batfish can do no work for us, nor can we eat them.
They're useless, so let's kill them. As long as my gas tank is full and God is blessing America, I don't fucking give a shit about a species confused batshit fish.
Because he loves you and doesn't want you to live your life in a world warming out of control, without natural resources, without beauty, without hope. Talking like a chipmunk for a few seconds just isn't worth risking all that.
LOL I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Grow up. Next thing you're going to tell me that if I work hard, I'll get rich. When an adult says something as stupid as that, it's not cute. Really.
Look at all the errors you caught in an article that your expertise pertains to.
Consider all the errors you do not catch in articles concerning things you are not expert in.
Scary, isn't it? The average person is only about as well-informed as your C-average journalism student. And those people were too dumb to be engineers, and too ugly to be wives. Ouch!
I'm pointing out that your comment is nowhere as universal as you think it is. Once you start poking exceptions into it, it falls apart rather quickly.
If you want a dead tree version, just print the fucking thing out. I'm not going to stop you.
Now you're just defending your own bad position, because your inflated ego won't allow you to graciously lose to someone who called you a cocksucker, You cocksucker.
Yes, I can share books with my friends. I can even read the same book I gave to them, at the same time I gave it to them. And, the bonus is that it costs me nothing to buy the books. They're free. Yes, I read classical literature, and it does indeed make me a better person than you. I would mention that I don't watch TV, but I don't want to cause a smug alert.
By comparison, purchasing all of the classical literature that I now read on my Kindle would be prohibitively expensive, and only one person would be able to read it at a time.
We're taking your illegal unconstitutional glock away from you. You KNOW that's true. You KNOW I'll be laughing at you. Enjoy your musket, you terrorist wannabe.
You're a goddamned communist, arguing for health care. I bet you're going to say that Healthcare isn't specifically mentioned, but it could be a right anyway.
I hate all you libruls. You're going to spend all our money so we can't afford a 600 ship Navy. You killed Reagan's 600 ship Navy dream. By Jesus Christ my lord, you won't kill Mrs. Palin's dreams. I won't let you.
That kind of thinking leads to bullshit. The Constitution says Congress has the right to provide for the general Welfare. Healthcare is Welfare. Just look in the damn dictionary if you don't believe me.
You can see that this sort of logic leads to absurdities. Therefore, we must stick to the original plan. If it doesn't say healthcare or glocks, then no healthcare and no fucking glocks!
Following your logic, if they'd meant that Congress should not provide health care, they'd have said that too. That the founders intended Congress to provide health care is an absurdity, thus your logic is refuted.
There is no Glock in the Constitution, THUS owning a Glock is not a right. Firearm, to the founders, could only have meant musket or gunpowder cannon.
Bullshit. Where does it say all that in the Constitution? It doesn't. I'm a STRICT STRICT constructionist. And you're doing way too much interpreting for me.
Now tell me, where does it say Glock in the Constitution. I'll tell you - ZERO. Just like it says ZERO times that Welfare is part of Congress' duties, so all you health care fags can suck it. And don't tell me to go look up Welfare in a dictionary to find the word health. That's just activism.
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And they removed the "skype me" button. I loved that feature, and now it's gone.
Batfish can do no work for us, nor can we eat them.
They're useless, so let's kill them. As long as my gas tank is full and God is blessing America, I don't fucking give a shit about a species confused batshit fish.
Appricants must arso have a 9 inch crock.
Because he loves you and doesn't want you to live your life in a world warming out of control, without natural resources, without beauty, without hope. Talking like a chipmunk for a few seconds just isn't worth risking all that.
The oil spill is leaking only a little more than this little blister of pus I have on my groin.
Yes, but to be fair, this time they offered the prize to the OTHER eyebrow.
>innocent until proven guilty
LOL I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Grow up. Next thing you're going to tell me that if I work hard, I'll get rich. When an adult says something as stupid as that, it's not cute. Really.
I know, WTF indeed. This iTEX is even going to have TrueType fonts! And he rewrote it in Java. Knuth has really gone soft in his old age.
I hate this fucking site. Do we always have to make fun of the clitoris people? They can't help not having a penis. We must not laugh at them so much.
Before we post we just need to figure out what eye to look at.
Look at all the errors you caught in an article that your expertise pertains to.
Consider all the errors you do not catch in articles concerning things you are not expert in.
Scary, isn't it? The average person is only about as well-informed as your C-average journalism student. And those people were too dumb to be engineers, and too ugly to be wives. Ouch!
The smugness rubs you the wrong way? Can you think of a time when smugness rubbed you the right way?
I'm pointing out that your comment is nowhere as universal as you think it is. Once you start poking exceptions into it, it falls apart rather quickly.
If you want a dead tree version, just print the fucking thing out. I'm not going to stop you.
Now you're just defending your own bad position, because your inflated ego won't allow you to graciously lose to someone who called you a cocksucker, You cocksucker.
My books have no DRM. If you bought books with DRM, then you're the sucker, not anybody else.
No, you're a fool because you assume that I buy my books.
E-books are far superior to anything else, FOR SOME PURPOSES. That's the part you left out.
Yes, I can share books with my friends. I can even read the same book I gave to them, at the same time I gave it to them. And, the bonus is that it costs me nothing to buy the books. They're free. Yes, I read classical literature, and it does indeed make me a better person than you. I would mention that I don't watch TV, but I don't want to cause a smug alert.
By comparison, purchasing all of the classical literature that I now read on my Kindle would be prohibitively expensive, and only one person would be able to read it at a time.
Who gives a shit what you think.
We're taking your illegal unconstitutional glock away from you. You KNOW that's true. You KNOW I'll be laughing at you. Enjoy your musket, you terrorist wannabe.
Only a complete fool would say that an ebook reader is inferior to real books.
My cock is the other white meat. And if you rub it it even makes its own gravy.
You're a goddamned communist, arguing for health care. I bet you're going to say that Healthcare isn't specifically mentioned, but it could be a right anyway.
I hate all you libruls. You're going to spend all our money so we can't afford a 600 ship Navy. You killed Reagan's 600 ship Navy dream. By Jesus Christ my lord, you won't kill Mrs. Palin's dreams. I won't let you.
That kind of thinking leads to bullshit. The Constitution says Congress has the right to provide for the general Welfare. Healthcare is Welfare. Just look in the damn dictionary if you don't believe me.
You can see that this sort of logic leads to absurdities. Therefore, we must stick to the original plan. If it doesn't say healthcare or glocks, then no healthcare and no fucking glocks!
Following your logic, if they'd meant that Congress should not provide health care, they'd have said that too. That the founders intended Congress to provide health care is an absurdity, thus your logic is refuted.
There is no Glock in the Constitution, THUS owning a Glock is not a right. Firearm, to the founders, could only have meant musket or gunpowder cannon.
I'm a drooling moron, but that's not a weapon, it's my cock. I wonder what Freud wrote about that?
Right, the definition of arms has not changed one bit. It's muskets. Flintlocks. That's it.
Your automatic weapons are not covered. Point out where Glock is mentioned by any founding father. There you go.
Bullshit. Where does it say all that in the Constitution? It doesn't. I'm a STRICT STRICT constructionist. And you're doing way too much interpreting for me.
Now tell me, where does it say Glock in the Constitution. I'll tell you - ZERO. Just like it says ZERO times that Welfare is part of Congress' duties, so all you health care fags can suck it. And don't tell me to go look up Welfare in a dictionary to find the word health. That's just activism.