Zombies are a combination of our xenophobia and our realization that our fragile lives and civilization depend not on what we do, but on what everyone else (AKA the fucking morons who barely have the brain cells to tie their shoes) does.
And right now, we're realizing that we're in deep shit because an awful lot of idiots have failed to use their heads. Hence, our lives and civilization hang in the balance.
I hadn't thought of that. I just LOVE to clean up poop. In fact, I'll sit there waiting, watching, anticipating, ready to catch it before it can fall onto the mattress. I'm perfect for that job, and I'll even do it for free.
You know what you sound like with all this "flying isn't a human right" crap? You sound like some kind of extremely resentful or jealous BIRD that we can do it so well and we ain't even got wings.
OH MY GOD. Look at all my karma. How do that happen?
BTW, GW Bush fired prosecutors for political purposes. The other guys did not. You're a dirty liar, and only 20% of the population is stupid enough to believe your lies.
Translation: You will keep on losing.
And I'll keep on trolling you too. I've got nothing to do but follow you around. One guy I followed for over a year. Care to break a record?
Indeed! This is good news. I can now venture all over that neighborhood, peeping into windows, without being arrested. As long as I tell the police about each and every bathing or masturbating woman that I spy through the blinds, I should be OK.
You need to read a little more. I told you straight out that I was distorting what you said to mean what I wanted it to mean.
Why? To fucking troll you. Why? Because you let me do it.
Example:
You then continued by linking all white conservatives to the Republican party. Also an ignorant statement.
No, it's not ignorant. It hooked your dumb ass in, which is exactly what it was meant to do. But for some reason, you thought it was a political comment.
I'm not sure why you're calling me stupid and ignorant.
It's stupid and ignorant to assume that a troll post represents anything at all. You wouldn't trust one of my posts to give you reliable information, would you? Then why are you assuming that it's reliable information about my intellect?
All the post might indicate is my lack of maturity. You cannot conclude that I'm in any way ignorant.
Beware, I have in this post subtly shifted your words to mean what I want them to mean.
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Let's not dig up Michael Jackson's corpse yet. He's barely cooled off.
Zombies are a combination of our xenophobia and our realization that our fragile lives and civilization depend not on what we do, but on what everyone else (AKA the fucking morons who barely have the brain cells to tie their shoes) does.
And right now, we're realizing that we're in deep shit because an awful lot of idiots have failed to use their heads. Hence, our lives and civilization hang in the balance.
Right, because space is the ultimate high ground.
Except it's not ground.
And every time you get further away, it's the NEW ultimate high ground, which kind of ruins the whole point of being ultimate.
That there is a Jesus shark. They were lurking below whilst the Savior was walking the waves above. And they died out about a thousand years ago.
I hadn't thought of that. I just LOVE to clean up poop. In fact, I'll sit there waiting, watching, anticipating, ready to catch it before it can fall onto the mattress. I'm perfect for that job, and I'll even do it for free.
Look out the window and enjoy the Vista. It's the last you will see.
You know what you sound like with all this "flying isn't a human right" crap? You sound like some kind of extremely resentful or jealous BIRD that we can do it so well and we ain't even got wings.
Where's the video that depicts the sin of female masturbation?
That'll be so funny if EA puts a hammer in THAT box.
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure this is where Daryl Hannah came.
http://flightline.highline.edu/videogame/Videogame%20Sexual%20Conundrum/cap001.bmp
Get your Republican jokes out of here. Only 20% of the population that still calls themselves Republicans think that crap is funny.
Utah! It's all about Utah! Liars in Utah. Trolls talking to trolls. The death of Slashdot.
20% of the population...
You're in motherfucking Utah?
False equivalence, but you're the liar, so it's not surprising.
All firings are not the same. We're not talking about firings, we're talking about reasons for firings.
And it just so happens that the reasons Bush and Co. fired prosecutors were illegal reasons.
Oops, important detail.
And remember, only 20% of the population is stupid enough to still be fooled by you.
You're in fucking Utah?
Destroying Slashdot one AI conversation at a time.
See? Might as well be on 4chan. At least there they all understand that conservatives suck.
I look forward to reading his obituary. "I wanna live forever!" Annoying and infantile.
The very thing that gives life meaning is that we die. Simple economics. Limit the supply and it becomes more precious.
If we all lived forever, then we would all become obnoxious trolls. I mean, if YOU also lived forever, YOU would also become obnoxious trolls.
Do you think that the destruction of Slashdot is complete? As far as I can tell 95% of the conversation is trolls talking to other trolls.
OH MY GOD. Look at all my karma. How do that happen?
BTW, GW Bush fired prosecutors for political purposes. The other guys did not. You're a dirty liar, and only 20% of the population is stupid enough to believe your lies.
Translation: You will keep on losing.
And I'll keep on trolling you too. I've got nothing to do but follow you around. One guy I followed for over a year. Care to break a record?
I WILL get the last word. WILL.
Indeed! This is good news. I can now venture all over that neighborhood, peeping into windows, without being arrested. As long as I tell the police about each and every bathing or masturbating woman that I spy through the blinds, I should be OK.
That's the way a coward and a cocksucker bows out when he's losing.
Have fun at the park, where I presume you eschew the swing and instead irrationally and cruelly judge everyone else at the park.
GW Bush fired prosecutors for political purposes.
You need to read a little more.
You need to read a little more. I told you straight out that I was distorting what you said to mean what I wanted it to mean.
Why? To fucking troll you. Why? Because you let me do it.
Example:
You then continued by linking all white conservatives to the Republican party. Also an ignorant statement.
No, it's not ignorant. It hooked your dumb ass in, which is exactly what it was meant to do. But for some reason, you thought it was a political comment.
And now is where I laugh at you. HAHA!
I'm not sure why you're calling me stupid and ignorant.
It's stupid and ignorant to assume that a troll post represents anything at all. You wouldn't trust one of my posts to give you reliable information, would you? Then why are you assuming that it's reliable information about my intellect?
All the post might indicate is my lack of maturity. You cannot conclude that I'm in any way ignorant.
Beware, I have in this post subtly shifted your words to mean what I want them to mean.
I'm just here to point out that less than 20% of Americans identify as Republicans, mainly because they're not fooled by you losers any more.