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Lost Northwest Pilots Were Trying Out New Software

Hugh Pickens writes "The NY Times reports that two Northwest Airlines pilots who flew about 110 miles past their destination to the skies over Wisconsin as more than a dozen air-traffic controllers in three locations tried to get the plane's attention had taken out their personal laptops in the cockpit, a violation of airline policy, so the first officer could tutor the captain in a new scheduling system put in place by Delta Air Lines, which acquired Northwest last fall. 'Both said they lost track of time,' said an interim report from the National Transportation Safety Board countering theories in aviation circles that the two pilots might have fallen asleep or were arguing in the cockpit. 'Using laptops or engaging in activity unrelated to the pilots' command of the aircraft during flight,' said a statement from Delta Airlines, 'is strictly against the airline's flight deck policies and violations of that policy will result in termination.' Industry executives and analysts said the pilots' behavior was a striking lapse for such veteran airmen who have a total of 31,000 flying hours of experience between them. In the case of Flight 188, 'Neither pilot was aware of the airplane's position until a flight attendant called about five minutes before they were scheduled to land and asked what was their estimated time of arrival,' the interim report said."

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  1. Luck not shot down by Smegly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At todays fear of terrorism levels, they are lucky its just job termination - if they had flown over some sensitive and/or military area they could have been shot down... or not?

    1. Re:Luck not shot down by Ogive17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They don't just shoot down planes if they venture into a restricted area. If radio contact fails, they then try to get visual contact. I imagine the pilots in the cockpit would notice an F-16 flying just outside the window.

      I bet shooting down the plane would be a last resort, if the plane was on a collision course with a "sensitive" target. Likely the fighters would escort the passenger jet for awhile trying to gather as much information as possible.

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    2. Re:Luck not shot down by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The TV news said DHS greeted them when they landed.

    3. Re:Luck not shot down by clemdoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't have been the first (spying, terrorism, whatever), although one would assume American authorities to be more reluctant to shoot down an American plane over American soil than some politburo apparatschik. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Lines_Flight_007

    4. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No. A shootdown would have been nearly impossible in this situation. This was stupid, and both pilots should and probably will be terminated over it, but the passengers were never in any real danger.

      The initial theory at ATC on this was probably that they had a radio failure. Radios fail, so there are procedures to deal with it. 110 mile overshoot at aircraft speeds probably means they were out of radio contact for 15-20 minutes of flight time after passing their destination. ATC was probably still working down through their checklist while dealing with the rest of the radio traffic at the same time. The aircraft has lots of reserve fuel as per FAA regs, and the plane was following its assigned flight path (a little longer than scheduled, but it wasn't going whacko, so the assumption might have been that the crew had a radio or other mechanical issue and were trying to deal with it).

      ATC obviously verified that their flight path was clear, which put a tad more load on them, but they were at cruising altitude and there's plenty of room up in Class A airspace. And if they had flown over something sensitive enough to have a restricted zone up at 37,000 feet (which would be exceptionally rare, most MOAs only extend up to class A airspace, not into it), the military would have scrambled a couple of fighters to pay them a visit. If they didn't notice the fighters themselves, I'm sure some passenger would alert a stewardess and the pilots would have jumped on the emergency band in a big fat effing hurry, or if they really had a radio out watched for the wings to waggle and followed them to a runway. It's hard to miss a fighter 20 feet off your nose, and those guys are pretty damned good at getting close enough to be noticed without inducing turbulence.

      I imagine a few people at ATC were just starting to get worried, since it could also be crew incapacitation (fun facts to know and tell - if you lock the very reinforced flight door from the crew side and both crewmembers die or become incapacitated, you're pretty much screwed - no Patrick Swayze bad movie moments of private pilots landing the plane at their favorite airstrip causing fun and mayhem but saving lives - just simple fuel starvation and uncontrolled descent into terrain). I'm sure there was the sound of a few strained sphincters unclenching when Dumb and Dumber got on the horn and acknowledged that they were simply distracted.

      This was incredibly dumb, and deserves termination or at least a very, VERY strong reprimand, but at no time were the passengers in any danger.

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    5. Re:Luck not shot down by maxume · · Score: 3, Interesting

      An early report I saw stated that air traffic guided them through some maneuvers before they landed, to ensure that they still had control of the plane (apparently standard procedure in such a situation).

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    6. Re:Luck not shot down by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      no Patrick Swayze bad movie moments of private pilots landing the plane at their favorite airstrip causing fun and mayhem but saving lives

      Nitpick: it wasn't Patrick Swayze, it was Kurt Russell and the movie was Executive Decision.

      Unless you were thinking of another movie.

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    7. Re:Luck not shot down by muckracer · · Score: 1

      > Likely the fighters would escort the passenger jet for awhile trying to
      > gather as much information as possible.

      Since civilian planes are pretty slow in comparison (remember that golfer's
      Chessna incident a few years ago where they escorted him across half the
      country)...just how slow can such an F-16 actually fly without dropping like a
      rock?

    8. Re:Luck not shot down by WoLpH · · Score: 1

      Besides that, they were only 110 miles beyond their destination, that's about 11 minutes for a plane like this. So it's not like they flew way out of course.

    9. Re:Luck not shot down by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To me Executive Decision was a noteworthy movie because of a rather unexpected bit halfway through the movie... Nope, not going to give it away :p.

      Strangely enough there was a crappier clone movie of Executive Decision called Strategic Command (Executive Command was the working title).

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    10. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I wasn't sure of the movie. I only saw the end while channel surfing one day, where he landed a big plane in a teeny airstrip that was WAY too short for the aircraft and smashed up a bunch of Cessnas and Pipers in the process. I had no interest in watching the rest. I was laughing too hard at what I did see. LOL.

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    11. Re:Luck not shot down by DarthBart · · Score: 1

      They'd probably work in pairs, scissoring back and forth in long arcs to get his attention.

      Drop a few flares or do a loud afterburner pass. That'll wake your ass up in a hurry.

    12. Re:Luck not shot down by Zantac69 · · Score: 1

      For something like an A320 - its well within the F-16's parameters to "pull up next to it" and wave.

      For something like a Cessna - they can come in for a really slow pass with full flaps...and I am sure that would get their attention. I read a thread with comments from an F-16 pilot that said they could drop to about 90mph at full flaps.

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    13. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      ATC would have guided them through maneuvers anyway, so I'm sure that's true. They would have had to receive and acknowledge a new course back to the airport control area, and a descent path to pattern.

      But, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if they had the aircraft execute a few turns first to make absolutely sure they had the correct aircraft and that the pilots could comprehend and execute instructions. I've never heard of the procedure, but I'm only a private pilot and the few times I've used flight following I've managed to keep positive radio contact at all times.

      And the maneuvers served another purpose. Time building. After all, since this was probably their last flight the pilots might as well make the most of it and log as much PIC time as they can... and, hey, they know how to use the new scheduling system now, so they can clearly see that they don't have any flights coming up in the near future.

      I just read a more thorough FAA report on the incident, and it seems they were out of contact for about an hour, and other pilots on other aircraft where assisting trying different frequencies. Pilots do lose contact with ATC from time to time when up in Class A airspace, but this one was probably VERY close to the point where they'd scramble a couple of fast intercept planes to go check things out.

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    14. Re:Luck not shot down by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Or someone would have told all the fighter aircraft to stand down.

      I mean, it happened 8 years ago.

      Right? Right?

    15. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The stall speed of an F-16 is around 120 knots. This would be a problem when intercepting a Cessna at cruise, because they can cruise comfortably at about 90 knots. But a passenger jet is going to be running at a minimum of 300 knots or so at cruise. Intercept would be absolutely no problem under these circumstances.

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    16. Re:Luck not shot down by iprefermuffins · · Score: 1

      I was pretty sure the answer was "slow enough to tail an passenger jet", but I looked up the numbers out of curiosity. Jet airliners fly faster than you might think...according to Wikipedia, the cruising speed of an A320 is Mach 0.78 (which at 37,000 feet is about 515 knots). The stall speed of an F-16 is reported to be somewhere in the vicinity of 150-200 knots, so one could easily keep pace with a cruising A320.

    17. Re:Luck not shot down by somersault · · Score: 1

      It happens in a few movies. Snakes On A Plane was another. Heh, I just found this: http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=91580&sectionid=351020406

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    18. Re:Luck not shot down by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Jet airliners fly considerably faster than Cessna 150s. In fact, an airliner's stall speed isn't much slower than the stall speed of an F-16. both being around 100 to 120 knots (which is about the top speed of a 150).

    19. Re:Luck not shot down by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      From the sparse data I can gather, probably 120 kts - depending on weight and atmospheric conditions of course. Slow enough to stay at the side of commercial civilian aircraft, slow enough to do a slow flyby of smaller and slower GA aircraft, I guess.

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    20. Re:Luck not shot down by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      >For something like an A320 - its well within the F-16's parameters to "pull up next to it" and wave.

      I bet getting to do something like that would *totally* make a USAF pilot's day. :)

      Hell, it would probably make their *decade*. Imagine being able to pull up right next to an airliner and wave at the crew, probably making a "YOU EEEEDIOTS!!!" expression (even though it may not be visible due to their helmet/mask)

      What a story to tell everyone.

    21. Re:Luck not shot down by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      Passenger planes running at cruising speed move much faster than small craft, and well within the flight envelope of a fighter. Even if it was running very slowly (or in the case of a small craft), the fighter can fly a zigzag pattern behind the plane that covers more distance along the flight path so that they can keep above stall speed. In the case where the small craft decelerates to a point where fighters can't safely stay with it (which some drug runners have been known to do) they'd just dispatch a helicopter to run the escort.

      Virg

    22. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They have 31k hours between them. Nobody is "building time" on the flight deck of Northwest Airlines. Besides only one of them could get PIC time ;-)

    23. Re:Luck not shot down by Albanach · · Score: 3, Informative

      The aircraft has lots of reserve fuel as per FAA regs

      I was wondering about this given the cost pressures on airlines these days. The FAA website says this:

      A. Required Fuel Supplies for Flights with Alternate Airports. When the Regulations require an alternate airport for the destination to be designated on the release, the aircraft must have the following types and increments of fuel on board at takeoff:

      1. En Route Fuel. That fuel necessary for a flight to reach the airport to which it is released and then to conduct one instrument approach and a possible missed approach.
      2. Alternate Fuel. That fuel necessary for a flight to fly from the point of completion of the missed approach at the destination airport to the most distant alternate airport, make an IFR approach (if the forecast indicates such conditions will exist), and then complete a landing.
      3. International Reserve Fuel. That fuel necessary in addition the en route and alternate fuel increments for the flight thereafter to fly for 30 minutes.
      4. En Route Reserve. The additional fuel necessary for the flight thereafter, to fly 15% of the total time required to fly at normal cruising fuel consumption to the airports specified in previous subparagraphs 1) and 2) or to fly for 90 minutes at normal cruising fuel consumption (whichever is less).
      5. Contingency Fuel. That increment of fuel necessary for the flight to compensate for any known traffic delays and to compensate for any other condition that may delay the landing of the flight.

      So they need enough additional fuel to fly 15% of the time required to reach the furthest alternate airport taking into account traffic delays and other factors that might delay the landing.

      I think it's safe to say that they'd have plenty of fuel in this jaunt, where they extended the flight by 300 miles (round trip). Still, if alternate airports were relatively close, and had they not been disturbed by that member of cabin crew, I guess it's possible they could have been landing on a rural strip that doesn't see many A320s?

      Any pilots able to tell us just how far they could get if they had been carrying the minimum fuel allowed by law?

    24. Re:Luck not shot down by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Hell, it would probably make their *decade*. Imagine being able to pull up right next to an airliner and wave at the crew, probably making a "YOU EEEEDIOTS!!!" expression (even though it may not be visible due to their helmet/mask)

      That's what sign language is for.

      What, you've never seen "Top Gun"?

    25. Re:Luck not shot down by sribe · · Score: 1

      They were out of radio contact for 78 minutes; they went off the air long before overshooting their destination.

    26. Re:Luck not shot down by cpscotti · · Score: 1

      One world: pr0n!

    27. Re:Luck not shot down by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I bet getting to do something like that would *totally* make a USAF pilot's day. :)

      Only if he happens to be carrying a Polaroid instant camera.

      Seriously, I have it on good authority that the airline pilots in question were playing Team Fortress 2 when they overshot the airport.

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    28. Re:Luck not shot down by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      An F-16 's stall speed is around 180 knots, but depends on a number of other factors (air density, angle of attack, etc.). Fighter pilots use racetrack patterns to stay with slower planes like that one.

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    29. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      No flares, no afterburners. Intercept procedures are well-established and are part of basic pilot training.

      The intercepting aircraft will perform a closing pass, starting from one side and overtaking (generally on the left since this is where the senior pilot usually sits). If the intercepting craft cannot slow enough, it will make a crossing overtake pass in front of and below the intercepted aircraft (to avoid inducing turbulence on the intercepted craft), repeating as necessary until radio contact has been made or the intercepted aircraft waggles its wings to acknowledge presence (or eye contact is made between the two pilots if both aircraft can fly at the same speed).

      A second intercept aircraft flies behind and above the intercepted craft, watching for wing waggle and/or any other signs the pilot of the intercepted craft may give. If you're going to be shot down, that's his job too. But to my knowledge that's never been done.

      There is a clearly-established set of hand signals AND aircraft signals that may be used to indicate what the interceptor wants the intercepted pilot to do. The VERY first thing is to acknowledge to the interceptor that you see and are aware of them (waggle the wings), then the intercepted pilot gets on the emergency frequency at 121.5 and identifies himself as an intercepted aircraft, if a radio is available and working. From there, the interceptor has a series of very visible signals to indicate that you should follow them, or you are free to go about your business, or you are to land at the airport they are headed toward, or whatever they want you to do.

      The AOPA does a big campaign to get these cards in the hands of every pilot several times a year. If you know a pilot and they don't carry one of these, print out one and glue it to their lapboard: http://www.aopa.org/asf/publications/intercept.pdf

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    30. Re:Luck not shot down by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Minnesota Air National Guard here-

      (Just for your own information)
      We were on alert standby throughout the event; that is to say, we knew about it and kept in contact with norad and the mpls atc, and our pilots were suited up. Had a scramble been declared, we probably would have intercepted the airliner within 20 minutes unless Madison got there first. Wouldn't be the first time this has happened.

      -b

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    31. Re:Luck not shot down by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Modern Jet liners fly plenty fast enough that jet fighters, of any type, wouldn't have any great issue maintaining an escort without resorting to silliness. They were flying an Airbus A320, which is effectively the same size and capability aircraft as the refueling aircraft that jet fighters use to get fuel during flight.

      Yes they have to slow somewhat from their normal cruise speeds, but it's not so significant that it's difficult to do.

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    32. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the stall speed of an F-16 is somewhere around ~120 knots, which is pretty similar to the speed of a jet airliner.

    33. Re:Luck not shot down by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      They'd probably work in pairs, scissoring back and forth in long arcs to get his attention.

      Drop a few flares or do a loud afterburner pass. That'll wake your ass up in a hurry.

      Remember they had their laptops out. If you're really engrossed in your game of Solitaire, you're bound to miss flares and afterburner antics (as in "huh, did you say something, AH, A BLACK 3 !!").

      Solution ? port Solitaire (or Minesweeper) to the plane's embedded software.
      "Gold 2 to Gold leader, how do I mark a mine with the joystick, do I use the main trigger or the hat ? over"
      "Gold leader to Gold wing, you should have gotten a memo forbidding in-flight Minesweeper, stop right now, over"
      "Gold 4 to Gold leader, aaah, um. I, uh, I got the memo, but... about Solitaire...

      (apologies to Star Wars)

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    34. Re:Luck not shot down by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the signal for "Windows has crashed and I have to wait for it to reboot"?

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    35. Re:Luck not shot down by muckracer · · Score: 4, Funny

      > What's the signal for "Windows has crashed and I have to wait for it to
      > reboot"?

      You wave furiously with the blue card at the fighter pilot...

    36. Re:Luck not shot down by camperdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember reading a story where a modern jet fighter slipped back in time to World War One. It was unable to fight against the planes of the day both because it couldn't fly slow enough to engage them, and because there was so little metal in them that the missiles couldn't lock on. In the end it just made close, high speed passes at them and the turbulence of its passage was enough to shake the planes to pieces. I forget what it was called or who wrote it, though.

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    37. Re:Luck not shot down by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "if you lock the very reinforced flight door from the crew side and both crewmembers die or become incapacitated, you're pretty much screwed"

      As I recall, those doors are secured by 6-pin Medeco Biaxials (disclaimer: I haven't flown in about a decade). Very hard to pick, but doable (and usually easier to bypass). So if everyone would just buy some picks and start practicing, we'll be in good shape. Also practice landing planes. Just in case.

    38. Re:Luck not shot down by muckracer · · Score: 1

      > What's the signal for "Windows has crashed and I have to wait for it to
      > reboot"?

      Or rapping with 7 stretched-out fingers against the cockpit window while grimacing blue-faced.

    39. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I may be misunderstanding your wording, so we may be agreeing vehemently here..

      Any alternate airport is not going to be a rural strip, this is a Part 115 flight which means they need a manned tower to legally land unless overriding safety concerns apply. "Alternate airport" does not mean "gotta get on the effing ground now where's a strip of tarmac or a long stretch of highway", it means another airport with sufficient capacity for a routine landing of the aircraft in question, including the ability to handle the passengers and sufficient emergency equipment to handle trouble. So the alternate is probably not terribly close to the main airport (though I don't know what they'd pick as an alternate on that flight), and the landing is going to be pretty routine (if in an inconvenient location for the passengers on board).

      I've been diverted due to traffic (En Route Reserve exaustion), and basically it went like this:
      1. Thunderstorm over destination airport (CVG), traffic backed up.
      2. Entered pattern way the hell up in the air, started working down the stack.
      3. Pilot used up "En Route" and "En Route Reserve" and started digging into "Contingency Fuel" due to heavy traffic (stacked pattern). Pilot announced that we needed to divert and started the clock on "Alternate Fuel" to get to the alternate airport. We were 15 minutes or so from getting landing clearance based on where we were in the pattern, BUT we were out of Contingency Fuel and En Route Reserve, and so we had to divert to Alternate because if we had been delayed any longer AND THEN had to go to Alternate we would have been deeply screwed.
      4. Flew to Toledo, landed. Note that this was probably the CLOSEST alternate, and I'm sure we had a good chunk of Alternate fuel left. Airport looked different, but it was a normal landing.
      5. Refueled. No one allowed off plane because we all wanted to get to CVG soonest and a deplane/replane would have cost time.
      6. Waited an hour on the tarmac in Toledo for CVG traffic to normalize again.
      7. Flew back to CVG, landed, taxiied to different gate since we were off schedule.
      8. Thankfully I had a 2.5 hour layover and made my connector.

      En-route Reserve and Contingency fuel are in addition to En Route and Alternate fuel. I don't have that section of the FAR/AIM in front of me at the moment and don't have time to look it up, but I think the International reserve is an international standard, and not just for international flights. However, let's assume it does not apply.

      Assuming they picked their most distant alternate 1 hour away, and the flight is 3h 45m long (approximately what the Delta Flight Status page calls for).

      En Route: about 4 hours, including a missed approach of 15 minutes.
      Alternate: 1 hour. Total 5 hours.
      En Route Reserve: 15% of 5 hours, 45 minutes. Since that's less than 90, we use that. Total is now 5:45.
      Contingency: For a busy airport, add an hour. Let's assume they added a ridiculously low 15 minutes to save fuel weight. Total is now 6:00

      So we have an approximate 6 hours of fuel on board for a less-than-4-hour flight. Maybe 6:30 if #3 applied.

      So assuming 15 minutes to discover their mistake and 15 minutes to fly back, Dumb and Dumber used 2/3 of their En Route Reserve, and didn't touch their Alternate or Contingency fuel levels at all. In other words, the flight was made within FAA fuel regs, if not within Delta CRM (Cockpit Resource Management) regs or within the boundaries of common sense.

      And yes, they are all in the same fuel tank (grin). But you burn them for the purpose for which they are intended. If you are out of En Route Reserve and Contingency, then you NEED to head straight for your nearest practical (weather, traffic, and other factors considered) Alternate airport right now so you arrive with plenty of fuel to make a safe landing there.

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    40. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      True, I read that in a separate article later. But a shootdown order was still VERY far away, and there were a lot of steps to follow before something like that happened.

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    41. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks. Good to hear from someone that might have counted, if it had come to that. Glad to know you folks are on the job.

      Equally glad you could stay on the ground for this one, of course. :)

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    42. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      You learn how to pick the locks, I'll handle the landing part. After all, I can handle Cessna-152 and -172s, how hard could it be?

      LOL!!!!

      I think every private pilot has this fantasy running in their head that, if something goes wrong, they can just waltz up to the 'pit and get the plane on the ground to a heroes welcome. Thank goodness those fantasies almost never come true. Reality, after all, has a way of sucking.

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    43. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          When I was flying out of Daytona for school, I was told, "Don't go over international waters without the proper flight plan, or you WILL have a fighter escort, and you WILL get the bill for their fuel". It was described as flying very slow (flaps down, nose way up, and enough throttle to just barely keep it in the air) The armed escort part isn't that bad. Paying for the fuel would really hurt. Pretty much, straying too far out, and then coming back in was easy to do if you weren't paying attention. If I remember right, you only have to go 10 miles out to be in trouble. I'd suspect (but I never tried it), that the military has a buffer where they just track and ignore you.

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    44. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          That's the nice part about books. The authors can diverge from reality as much or as little as they want to.

          A modern fighter fell through a hole in time? Would he know who to engage? How long did this last before he ran out of fuel? Where exactly do you pick up JetA during WWI? What happens when he runs out of ammo?

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    45. Re:Luck not shot down by Fishbulb · · Score: 2, Funny

      This was a dumb thing, for sure, but think about it from a pilot's perspective; even a little screwup will land you on the news across the nation.

      Kinda reminds me of this quote:

      Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?" - Jaques Plante

    46. Re:Luck not shot down by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually there is no good answer to how slow can an F16 fly.
      What altitude, What is it carrying?
      Odds are pretty good that that an F16 could slow to the cruse speed of a modern airliner with little effort.

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    47. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you lock the very reinforced flight door from the crew side and both crewmembers die or become incapacitated, you're pretty much screwed

      There was some crappy TV show on recently that showed how to survive a disaster. What if something happened to the pilots (or if terrorists got into the cockpit). Some crappy scenario where someone in the passenger space needed to get into the pilot space because of an emergency.

      They suggested taking the drink cart, and loading it up with absolutely as much stuff as you could. If two carts are available, take advantage of both of them. Canned drinks are heavy when you have a few hundred of them on a cart. A good running start, and (they suggested) the door would give way.

      I don't really suggest trying it. I'd think it would be more practical to get the fat guy who's taking up 3 seats to rush the door. :)

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    48. Re:Luck not shot down by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your great post. You left out one fact that I think that a lot of people on Slashdot don't get.
      The last think that any US military pilot wants to do is shoot down an airliner full of people. It would be the last resort and so far I don't think it has happened in the history of the USAF. Not even during the really scary days of the cold war. The US Navy did shoot down an Iranian airliner in a major error with a SAM but so far no US fighter has shot down a rouge airliner. Let us hope that record stands.

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    49. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          So, just for reference, how many times have you guys been brought to alert standby this year? I suspect a number much larger than "2". :) And, I'd suspect some bases are called up more often than others. You wouldn't exactly be called for a suspicious aircraft coming from Mexico towards Los Angeles. :)

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    50. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Good to know, I guess. LOL.

      So, remember, kids, next time you ask the cabin crew "can I keep the whole can please?" you're cutting down on weight on the cart. Weight that might just save your life. Think long and hard about that...

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    51. Re:Luck not shot down by Golddess · · Score: 1

      But in what direction was there destination with regard to their current heading?

      (No, I have no idea how long/far it would take for such an aircraft to do a 180.)

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    52. Re:Luck not shot down by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Oh I remember that "what a twist", I busted out laughing. It made the movie much better.

    53. Re:Luck not shot down by kaini · · Score: 0

      not to mention if it's an african or a european F-16.

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    54. Re:Luck not shot down by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Also practice landing planes. Just in case.

      Mythbusters showed that completely untrained people can be guided into safely landing the plane.

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    55. Re:Luck not shot down by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe that the wing area and weights of both the NATO F-16s and Egyptian F-16s are pretty close if they are from the same production series.

      Oh and cute Python reference.

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    56. Re:Luck not shot down by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      The intercepted pilot flashes it's all available lights at regular intervals. (Duh, read the card man) :P

    57. Re:Luck not shot down by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Since civilian planes are pretty slow in comparison (remember that golfer's Chessna incident a few years ago where they escorted him across half the country)...

      That was golfer Payne Stewart and it was a Learjet not a Cessna.

      It happened on October 25, 1999, prior to 9/11.

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    58. Re:Luck not shot down by raddan · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean the part where they kill off Steven Seagal? The movie took a surprising turn for the better at that point.

    59. Re:Luck not shot down by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1
      >just how slow can such an F-16 actually fly without dropping like a rock?

      .

      An F-16 stalls at around 180MPH, and can fly just over 200MPH without problems thanks to it FBW system. In comparison a Boeing 757's stall speed is 160 MPH, not a huge difference. As a commercial plane would not fly that low unless it was on final there's not much of a reason to worry about that. Commercial planes are different than general aviation single engine planes.

    60. Re:Luck not shot down by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Besides only one of them could get PIC time ;-).
      I don't know about that. Does having your head up your ass count as a "view limiting device"?

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    61. Re:Luck not shot down by StyxRiver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've seen this done before. When Bush was in office, he visited the local area. Unknown to a local pilot in his private plane, the no-fly zone around Bush was violated. The pilot was intercepted by a pair of fighters who did a very strange maneuver to escort the Cessna away. It looked like a controlled stall, the nose of the fighters were turned up very high, and they were essentially hopping next to the private craft. It was very strange to see.

    62. Re:Luck not shot down by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      It ain't that hard:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland

      Autoland systems were designed to make landing possible in visibility too poor to permit any form of visual landing, although they can be used at any level of visibility. They are usually used when visibility is less than 600 meters RVR and/or in adverse weather conditions, although limitations do apply for most aircraft—for example, for a B747-400 the limitations are a maximum headwind of 25 kts, a maximum tailwind of 10 kts, a maximum crosswind component of 25 kts, and a maximum crosswind with one engine inoperative of five knots. They may also include automatic braking to a full stop once the aircraft is on the ground, in conjunction with the autobrake system, and sometimes auto deployment of spoilers and thrust reversers.

    63. Re:Luck not shot down by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I've been deployed a good part of the year so I don't know about every time this has happened, but I was here for this:

      http://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2009/04/06/f-16s-scrambled-stolen-canadian-plane-lands-in-missouri/

      We also intercepted a russian bomber near alaska last winter. We were tasked with air security over mpls during the last RNC and that resulted in some scrambles.

      Most of the alert standbies and practice scrambles go unnoticed around here. The only reason this event made the news was that it involved a commercial airliner, which means that it ranked right up there with runaway brides and missing children as far as the media are concerned.

      And while I don't think we've ever intercepted anything near L.A., we've stood alert in iraq, D.C., florida, panama, curacao, hawaii, and alaska (just in recent memory). It's entirely possible that we could get sent to stand in temporarily for another base's alert; it happens pretty often.

      -b

      (oh and this is all public knowledge; whenever I talk about my job some AC starts in with how the black helicopters are going to come get me...)

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    64. Re:Luck not shot down by PRMan · · Score: 1

      You wave furiously with the blue screen of death at the fighter pilot...

      FTFY

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    65. Re:Luck not shot down by PRMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      so far no US fighter has shot down a rouge airliner

      Chartreuse and teal airliners, yes, but not rouge...

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    66. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ahh, "Pop-up TFRs" (TFR = Temporary Flight Restrictions). The bane of every private pilot's existence since 9/11. Terribly inconvenient when they are announced before you take off, and somewhat more inconvenient if they are declared while you're inside one.

      Kinda like a thunderstorm, with more ammo and less predictability.

      Fortunately, the fine uniformed ladies and gentlemen who fly the intercepts have good judgment and a deep reluctance to shoot down unarmed gnats, so it hasn't been a fatal mistake... yet.

      Because, God forbid should a Cessna weighing less than a Pinto and capable of a blistering 125 miles per hour get within 30 nautical miles of the President, Vice President, or any sporting event in progress...

      I mean, after all, look at all the deaths caused by terrorist activities based in small aircraft.

      What's that you say?

      No, I couldn't find them either.

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    67. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of one of the "funny squawk sheets" that was posted in my flight school once. One of the items read something like:

      Pilot: Auto-land very rough, please fix.
      Mechanic: Auto-land not installed in this aircraft.

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    68. Re:Luck not shot down by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, as I recall he was an American pilot, so obviously he fought on the Allied side. As far as fuel, they used filtered kerosene. I don't recall what they did about ammo, or what happened to the pilot. I read the story long ago, and the details are foggy.

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    69. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know what they were doing with their LAPTOPS... Surfing PORN on the INFLIGHT INTERNET SERVICE.

    70. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you were not writing this while flying your plain :-). What with pilots using their personal laptops during flight and all ...

    71. Re:Luck not shot down by trentblase · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Control, target is too slow to engage. Recommend we get out and walk"

    72. Re:Luck not shot down by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      That's awesome =) My flight school was lacking in a sense of humor =(

    73. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Well, remember, for slow targets there's probably time to get a helicopter on scene. Stall speed = no problem.... :)

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    74. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Well, I did try to post a very funny photo I took on the joke board.

      It was a photo of the entrance to a parachute school south of Austin, TX and featured a rusted-out carcass of an Otter with the nose buried in the ground. Directly in front of the aircraft remains was a sign that said "There's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane. Learn to skydive here!"

      The Chief Instructor was NOT amused... The picture lasted about an hour, coincidentally about as long as the lecture about appropriate types of humor lasted. (grin)

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    75. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    76. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which isn't allowed to be connected to the Cell towers while you're in the air...

    77. Re:Luck not shot down by John+Seifarth · · Score: 1

      I think it's October the First is Too Late, by Fred Hoyle (1966)

    78. Re:Luck not shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      citation? I could not find any policy or regulation disallowing the use of cell phones from a private aircraft. even commercial airliners are starting to allow it

    79. Re:Luck not shot down by dangitman · · Score: 1

      What's the signal for "Windows has crashed and I have to wait for it to reboot"?

      It's known in the industry as "the inverted chair."

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    80. Re:Luck not shot down by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Question -- what happened with our air defenses on 9/11?

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    81. Re:Luck not shot down by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I mean, after all, look at all the deaths caused by terrorist activities based in small aircraft.

      What's that you say?

      No, I couldn't find them either.

      Well, there was this guy:
      http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/06/tampa.crash/index.html

      Luckily the only fatality was the pilot.

    82. Re:Luck not shot down by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2

      Well, I wasn't in the military at that point, so I can't give you a first-hand account. And, frustratingly, a cursory google search yields conspiracy blogs and more conspiracy blogs.

      The simple fact of the matter is that things happened too quickly, with too much at stake, and with too little information, for norad to first scramble jets and second shoot down civilian airliners. After the attacks, air traffic was shut down and the only planes in the sky were military. Once they knew kind of what was going on, all flights were halted in order to prevent more attacks. You have to remember that up until that point, hijacked aircraft just didn't do stuff like that; 9/11 was the day that we learned that we couldn't treat hijackers like we had for the last 30 years.

      Scrambling jets is kind of a big deal; shooting is a huge deal; shooting citizens is the kind of thing that destroys a country. Now I wasn't there, but I live under the legacy of that day, and I have to say, honestly, that whether those planes hit their targets or were shot down in time- either way- this country would be in the same mess it's in now.

      As for my base- we were on alert that day and every other day, and we continue to be on alert. We've been on alert since 1947 and everyone, I mean everyone, wishes they could have been there to stop things on that one day.

      But like I said, I wasn't there that day. I was a cook.

      -b

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    83. Re:Luck not shot down by tengu1sd · · Score: 1
      Hawk Among the Sparrows 1976 by Dean McLaughlin

      Nifty story, and the writer dealt with fuel and arms limits very well.

    84. Re:Luck not shot down by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      As long as they didn't have fish for Dinner http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/

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    85. Re:Luck not shot down by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I may be misunderstanding your wording, so we may be agreeing vehemently here.

      Well, yes I think you did, but the rest of your post was very helpful.

      I was looking at hypotheticals. What I was getting at was if their contingency had been lower - say there had been three alternate airports within 100 miles or about ten minutes flight time - their fuel load would have been lower. Had then used the allocated amount of fuel in getting to the airport then overshot in the wrong direction then there might have been a limit choice as to where to put down.

      So I was trying to acknowledge that it would take something pretty spectacular for a situation like this to cause inconvenience, let alone put folk in danger. Nonetheless, if conditions formed a perfect storm, and the cabin crew didn't disturb the cockpit it seems feasible that a crew could be looking to touch down somewhere out of the ordinary.

      Still, I'm not suggesting there's anything wrong with the current regulations. I think that situation was unlikely to ever develop, and is even less likely now.

    86. Re:Luck not shot down by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Look out the window and enjoy the Vista. It's the last you will see.

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    87. Re:Luck not shot down by OldeClegg · · Score: 1

      Thanks for relating that. Interesting idea, that even if the jets had been shot down before hitting the WTC towers, we'd have gone through the same kind of things subsequently.

    88. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

          Very interesting. And there's a decent chance you've been stationed or flew over somewhere I was in the last year. Hmmm, are you following me? :)

          I keep a vigilant lookout for those damned silent black helicopters (they unnamed agency upgraded at a classified point in the conspiracy theorists past). Shhh, if you listen very carefully, you can't hear them. That's how you know that they're there. :) One of my favorite hobbies is to give conspiracy theorists panic attacks.

          I freaked a guy out in a bar a few months ago. He started talking about aliens, and I wasn't anywhere near as drunk as him, so when he started talking, I went from friendly to dead serious. He started rambling on about something where aliens could exist. In a "this is classified, but I'll give you a little treat" kind of way, I told him, it's not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when we let you know". He said something else, and I continued on about riding on alien spacecraft, and how you just can't share alien technology with the Russians because they can't fly for shit. A reference to "the incident" made that one just right for his drunken brain to absorb. Then I went into the clandestine release of alien technology to the general population. He looked at me a little funny (funnier than just his drunkness), and I mentioned how "interesting" it was that little things like cell phones were ever declassified and sold on the open market. There's a sucker born every minute, you just have to tailor your spiel to their paranoia. :)

          He started looking carefully at everyone in the bar, who could have cared less about him, and then made his way carefully to the door. I watched through the window as he ran away from the bar as fast as he could. :)

          So, not to digress too far from your message, keep up the good work. :) I'm seriously jealous of you guys. I wanted to do what you do, but am categorically excluded (eye surgery). :(

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    89. Re:Luck not shot down by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for your response. All that is out there, really, is conspiracy theory, so this is very valuable. :)

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    90. Re:Luck not shot down by bryanp · · Score: 1

      How long did this last before he ran out of fuel? Where exactly do you pick up JetA during WWI? What happens when he runs out of ammo?

      Jet fuel is highly refined kerosene. In a pinch a fighter can literally refuel at any gas station that had kerosene on hand. It's not good for the engine, but it will work. The original poster indicated that he was using the speed of his aircraft as an indirect weapon, so ammo is of secondary consideration.

      The more realistic question is maintenance and parts availability. Modern fighter craft require a fairly stringent maintenance schedule. Parts availability would be the first problem. It's why Iran had to ground their F-14's not all that long after the US and Iran broke off relations. They didn't have the parts to maintain them nor the technical ability to manufacture the parts.

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    91. Re:Luck not shot down by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      At todays fear of terrorism levels, they are lucky its just job termination - if they had flown over some sensitive and/or military area they could have been shot down... or not?

      Don't you think it's passing strange that NORAD fighters were nowhere to be found during the 30 minutes or so that it took them to realize their error and return? This is SOP whenever contact with any jet plane is lost.

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    92. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          If I recall correctly, the F-14 grounding wasn't exactly a replacement parts issue. Well, I guess it could have been.

          When the contractors left the country, they were kind enough to sabotage and/or liberate parts from them. The aircraft apparently would still fly, but they were unable to use any weapons.

          And yes, they have the problem of replacement parts too. It is still assumed that about 30 may still be in service, the rest cannibalized for parts. The US Navy has made it rather difficult for parts to make it to the black market.

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    93. Re:Luck not shot down by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It's not quite an airliner but there was an incident not long ago where a private pilot who had only flown small single engined planes before successfully landed a buisness jet after the pilot who was supposed to be flying the plane died in flight.

      He did have quite a bit of help over the radio though.

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    94. Re:Luck not shot down by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The basics of flying and landing a plane are largely the same, the differences are in the approach and the mechanics of maintaining the flare until touchdown.

      Given a nice long runway and a good coach over the radio, I suspect any private pilot could put down most commercial airliners. If the aircraft has autoland, probably anyone with a few hours on Microsoft Flight Simulator would do in a pinch ("Descent" players need not apply for obvious reasons - grin).

      It wouldn't (in general) be likely to be a pretty landing, but in most cases the aircraft could be used again with minimal repair, and all passengers would be alive and not seriously hurt, if a little "shaken and stirred" with maybe a bruise or two here and there.

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    95. Re:Luck not shot down by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I found the show. It's "Surviving Disaster" Season 1, Episode 1, "Hijack".

          You can watch it on Spike TV's site here.

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  2. This is news to me. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny
    I knew vista takes forever to boot, and so I am not surprised it took the first officer some 20 minutes to start the tutoring session. Also the boot has cool graphics splash screen and I could imagine the pilots being engrossed and entranced by the splash screen. But it is news to me it will also freeze all electronics within vicinity. I know the vista WiFi setup tries really hard to find any possible router in the vicinity and blasts the surrounding space with all sorts of radiation hoping to get a positive response from a router.

    But it is news to me, it can commandeer aircraft radios and navigational aids within vicinity and convert them into a giant Wi-Fi range extenders.

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    1. Re:This is news to me. by upuv · · Score: 1

      It was bloody windows 7.

      I would hope a Pilot was smarter than that to use Vista Yeesh!

      I'm guessing Malware infection from Delta hub slowed the whole thing down.

    2. Re:This is news to me. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      They were running Vista on their MacBooks, though.

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    3. Re:This is news to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Could have been much worse. Had they been using Linux the aircraft would have run out of fuel and crash landed in a cornfield because the pilots spent 2 hours trying to get the Wi-Fi driver to work.

    4. Re:This is news to me. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Of course it was just a Windows 7 Launch Party being held in the flight deck.

    5. Re:This is news to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Now they are going to disallow laptop use in flight for everybody!

    6. Re:This is news to me. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      2006 called and it wants its alpha-quality reverse engineered WiFi drivers back.

      Actually out of all the laptops and WiFi cards I've used, only one (4th gen Linksys) had problems with Linux and drivers (it needed ndiswrapper).

  3. Yep! by thogard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. I wasn't sleeping. I wasn't browsing the web. I was using the future of cockpit aviation.

    1. Re:Yep! by 3dr · · Score: 1

      the future of cockpit aviation.

      Suddenly, the "31,000 hours of flight time between them" doesn't sound so impressive. If a pilot can cruise an airliner and dork about with a laptop, that's not flying, that's just killing time.

    2. Re:Yep! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      My first thought too: they're lying. (Why would being on a laptop stop them from hearing radio calls?) But claiming to have been studying on a computer would be a risky lie, because computer forensics may be able to determine whether the laptops were actually in use at that time.

    3. Re:Yep! by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As they say, piloting is "hours of boredom interspersed by moments of sheer terror." :)

      It's true though - huge numbers of logged hours just don't seem as impressive when a ton of it was on auto-pilot. Bigger planes are certainly harder to fly, but it seems like the smaller simpler planes require you to ALWAYS be flying it rather than at those interspersed moments.

      The first flight lesson I took about 5 years ago was with a WW2 veteran bomber pilot (he's since passed away :(). He still logged every flight but had stopped counting his hours over a decade earlier - having counted more than 20,000 at that time. He had time in some larger aircraft (B-17's and such) but all of it was in prop-driven low-electronics aircraft. He literally drove out to the plane in one of those little mobile scooters for seniors; he couldn't really walk too well anymore at his age, but once he got in that plane and took off you could feel that this guy was a true pilot. Despite this being my first time up in a plane (literally - my first time ever in the air was a lesson) and his obviously frail condition, I had no worries at all.

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  4. yeah by madcat2c · · Score: 1

    Outlook 2007 is difficult at first...

  5. I wonder by milosoftware · · Score: 1

    Who would run out of fuel first, the laptop or the plane?

    Or the coffee.

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    1. Re:I wonder by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A stewardess ran out of patience.

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    2. Re:I wonder by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Not "stewardess", it's "flight attendant".

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    3. Re:I wonder by maxume · · Score: 1

      No sorry, in the fictional universe I inhabit, cabin service is still provided by attractive women.

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    4. Re:I wonder by RogL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, sky waitress! I need another drink...

    5. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China Air may be communist, but they are also not politically correct - the stewardesses wear skirts even.

  6. Radio Reception? by Iskender · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Shouldn't they have picked up air traffic control yelling at them regardless? I'm guessing they had their headphones off (if such are even used), but I would think that there would be blinking lights at a minimum, and hopefully any voices would come through. If nothing else, they should be tuned into some kind of emergency frequency no matter what.

    It seems to me something is either designed wrong, or the pilots were being much more inattentive than one would expect from even someone using a laptop.

    Any pilots or other I am a somethings around?

    1. Re:Radio Reception? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm guessing they had their headphones off (if such are even used),

      I happened to hear this morning on CNN that the pilots indicated they had removed their headphones, which is a reason not to hear the airport calling for their attention. They also said they did not see any messages from the home office trying to get their attention but did hear general conversations on the radio.

      P.S. Your comment is number 3 on Google if you search for 'Northwest pilots headphones'.

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    2. Re:Radio Reception? by mysidia · · Score: 5, Informative

      “Both said they lost track of time,” the report stated. It also said that the pilots had heard voices over their cockpit radios but ignored them.

    3. Re:Radio Reception? by upuv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. Each control zone has a unique frequency.

      However since they were on their laptops if someone had sent them an IM, Twitter, or email they would have probably been alright.

    4. Re:Radio Reception? by soundhack · · Score: 1

      Although I can understand that they didnt hear the ATC because they didnt have headsets/radio on, wouldnt the GPS navigation system alert them with beeps that the next waypoint is coming up?

    5. Re:Radio Reception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You are new here...it is well known that using electronic equipments on an aircraft interfers with onboard communication system.

    6. Re:Radio Reception? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Good thing there wasn't an emergency radio announcement like, "There's a plane heading straight for you. Raise altitude 10,000 feet."

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    7. Re:Radio Reception? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      but I would think that there would be blinking lights at a minimum, and hopefully any voices would come through.

      Flying a Jet isn't *exactly* like Star Trek; there are no Hailing Frequencies and there was (I assume) no dry-witted, multicultural communications officer standing by to recognize the request. They wear headsets for radio comms, took the headsets off, and as such radio comms were useless.

    8. Re:Radio Reception? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's why I'm not upset that they have been fired. At first, I thought it was a bit of an honest mistake, but those kind of mistakes are not allowed with a jet full of people.

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    9. Re:Radio Reception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hope and pray that all american carriers are using TCAS; of which if TCAS is telling you to do something, YOU'LL NOTICE.

    10. Re:Radio Reception? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      On of the linked articles said that they headphones off, with RT on the flight deck audio. They were aware of the audio, but not listening to it.

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    11. Re:Radio Reception? by yabos · · Score: 1

      Airlines have Traffic Collision Avoidance System (TCAS) with audible alerts to traffic that isn't played just over the headset. They would have heard any alerts if there was a problem.

    12. Re:Radio Reception? by McGruber · · Score: 1

      P.S. Your comment is number 3 on Google if you search for 'Northwest pilots headphones'.

      Your comment is now number 1 for the same search -- google needs to fix their algorithm! :-)

    13. Re:Radio Reception? by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that means the ATC did NOT use all available means to try to contact the pilots. Interesting.

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    14. Re:Radio Reception? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      An honest mistake?! Seriously? Completely disregarding flight procedures (on various levels) for personal "training" is blatant misconduct and at the absolute minimum they should be fired. There's a reason there are two pilots in a cockpit and they violated several standing rules of commercial flight. I'll be surprised if they can ever fly commercial planes again.

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    15. Re:Radio Reception? by BarefootClown · · Score: 1

      I expect they will be terminated soon enough, but don't you think it's fair to complete the investigation before we go around swinging the axe?

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    16. Re:Radio Reception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When possible, make a U-turn"

    17. Re:Radio Reception? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Had one pilot been on the radio and, you know, flown the plane, while the other was on the laptop, and they switched roles, there would have been no risk to the passengers. It would have violated company policy, but I'm pretty sure most of the people on Slashdot did that when they visited this non-work related site on their work computer today.

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    18. Re:Radio Reception? by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Commercial traffic might have this, plenty of private jets that are capable of occupying the same space don't.

      Either way, when you have a hundred odd lives in the back end of the can, then the pilots are rightfully held to a far higher level of accountability.

      I can ignore my cell phone while driving, can you?

    19. Re:Radio Reception? by zyzko · · Score: 1

      TCAS warns you pretty loudly with TA (Traffic Alert) and with RA (Resolution Advisory) which are audible with or without headphones. In fact at least one accident (Bashkirian Airlines flight 2937 in 2002) was partially caused by the fact that the pilots involved ignored the TCAS and followed air traffic commands (look the accident up yourself, it's not that simple, there were other factors as in any air crash - but the point is that you follow the TCAS over the air traffic control).

    20. Re:Radio Reception? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      A few airlines (a very few) have cockpit radio piped back to the seats. The flights where I've heard it, it's always been more interesting than listing to the radio. There's always chatter of some sort. It's not idle chatter, but normal communications.

          If I recall correctly, there's a selector knob above the pilots, so they can choose between PA, Radio, or Intercom (between pilots). The better excuse would have been that they left it switched to the wrong one.

          I once heard the "We're on final approach and will be at the gate in Houston in about 15 minutes", where they had the radio selector set wrong. That got a laugh out of the other pilots, who started mocking him, and asking if they really needed to go to Houston. That lasted for about a minute. ATC encouraged them to behave, without berating anyone.

          They really should have at least had one ear on, so they could hear if ATC wanted to tell them something. Imagine that, getting instructions from the ground. Hmmm, "Hey guys, big storm ahead, change your heading to 180", or "Clear the airspace, aircraft in distress coming through" Oh wait, THEY were the aircraft in distress, off course, with no radio response.

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    21. Re:Radio Reception? by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 4, Informative

      on most airliners, there is no beeping when you cross a waypoint in the FMS. that would get real annoying when the waypoints are under a minute apart (departures and approaches) and i'm trying to concentrate on hand-flying the plane.

      almost all airliners designed in the last 30 years are centered on the "Dark & Quiet" flight deck concept. if everything is normal, and all systems are as they should be, then there will be no lights on over/inside switches & buttons, and there will be no noises. this way, when something does go wrong, we know about it immediately. if we get a caution message, there's a "ding" and the master caution light that's right in front of my face blinks amber at me till i cancel it. then i look to see what the message was, and run the appropriate checklist.

      in my airplane, if we pass the last waypoint in the FMS, we will get the "ding" and caution light, as the computer has no where else to go, so drops out of LNAV mode into ROLL mode. all roll mode does is, ironically, keep the wings level and on the selected altitude.

      its really easy to see why they went 100 miles past the airport, as they were made away about 5 minutes before passing the field. it'll take about 15 minutes to figure out what the proper frequency is for the altitude and location you're at, then establish communications with the controller, and get re-sequenced back into the arrival streams. and at the standard cruise speed of ~500kts, you cover a mile every 8 seconds or so.

    22. Re:Radio Reception? by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Company: What were you doing? Pilots: Not paying attention to the aircraft. Company: You're fired. Investigation complete.

    23. Re:Radio Reception? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      There's a separate common frequency that it's (generally) inexcusable to not be monitoring at all times.

    24. Re:Radio Reception? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I expect they will be terminated soon enough, but don't you think it's fair to complete the investigation before we go around swinging the axe?

      We're Slashdot. I thought our job was to go around swinging axes as soon and with as little evidence as possible. Evidence: First posts, lack of RTFA, lack of RTFSummary, and occasional lack of RTFHeadline.

    25. Re:Radio Reception? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      “Both said they lost track of time,” the report stated. It also said that the pilots had heard voices over their cockpit radios but ignored them.

      So either:

      1) they're used to ignoring air traffic control and "winging it",
      2) they hear tiny voices telling them to do things all the time,
      3) that was the most amazing, most engrossing scheduling application on the face of the Earth.

      If 1) or 2), then it's good they not fly planes. If 3), we give the program's UI designer a raise.

    26. Re:Radio Reception? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      However since they were on their laptops if someone had sent them an IM, Twitter, or email they would have probably been alright.

      @twoguysinaplane Check your headset.

      @twoguysinaplane Seriously, WTF?

      @twoguysinaplane Don't make us come up there!

    27. Re:Radio Reception? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      At that point it might have been called an "honest mistake" but that's not what happened, according to the pilots' story.

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    28. Re:Radio Reception? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      Right, which is why I said "At FIRST I thought". Once I got the complete picture, I agreed that this was way out of line.

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    29. Re:Radio Reception? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      4) Attempted hijacking. Who wants to go to Minnesota, eh?
      5) Mile High Club.

    30. Re:Radio Reception? by ktappe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An honest mistake?! Seriously? Completely disregarding flight procedures (on various levels) for personal "training" is blatant misconduct and at the absolute minimum they should be fired. There's a reason there are two pilots in a cockpit and they violated several standing rules of commercial flight. I'll be surprised if they can ever fly commercial planes again.

      So you're OK throwing away 25 years of unblemished flight records for their very first mistake on the job. I hope your boss is a bit less strict given that I'm sure you've not been 100% correct your entire career.

      You don't think that a 1-year suspension without pay would be sufficient?!? Or are you just a hard-ass that believes in one strike and you're out?

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    31. Re:Radio Reception? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I think the situation here is that not only did you screw up on your job but the lives of all of your passengers depend on you doing your job correctly. When the lives of others depend on your job performance it takes things to a different level.

    32. Re:Radio Reception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't the pilots being inattentive, it was the same powerful redirection of focus effect that makes texting and cell phone use while driving so dangerous.

    33. Re:Radio Reception? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      I expect they will be terminated soon enough

      And in the meantime, perhaps they should be fired.

    34. Re:Radio Reception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing they had their headphones off (if such are even used),

      P.S. Your comment is number 3 on Google if you search for 'Northwest pilots headphones'.

      Now your comment is #1 on google!

    35. Re:Radio Reception? by DRACO- · · Score: 1

      Remember, the pilot is the first professional at the scene of any airplane accident.

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    36. Re:Radio Reception? by Kryptal · · Score: 1

      As a DoD Contractor I work as if any mistake could result in my termination because most likely it will.

  7. In an airplane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    so the first officer could tutor the captain in a new scheduling system put in place by Delta Air Lines, which acquired Northwest last fall.

    Shirley you'll agree that these men should be punished for endangering the over 144 passengers. I don't think it matters if it was a laptop, them arguing, sleeping pilots, or them practicing their jive talk. It's just plain dangerous.

    1. Re:In an airplane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I do agree that these men should be punished, and stop calling me Shirley.

    2. Re:In an airplane by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      They knew the risks, they bought their tickets, I say let them crash.

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  8. WTF? by rts008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were raiding in WoW, I would imagine. ;-)

    "Tutoring in the new scheduling software", my ass.

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    1. Re:WTF? by upuv · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow in Flight has to much LAG. Can't raid. Daily quests maybe!

      Ah I got it. Auction house bidding war. And they were the two idiots out bidding each other.

    2. Re:WTF? by DavMz · · Score: 1

      You can trade while playing WoW. I can't see why you couldn't fly a plane.

    3. Re:WTF? by chance2105 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Modded troll! In defense of myself..

      These guys flew for 78 minutes without speaking to ground controllers. The lives of the pilots themselves could have been in jeopardy as well as the lives of the passengers. I giggled when the thought first crossed my mind, but considering the pilots' shifting explanations, it is the reasoning to beat. What kind of passion would have caused that level of incompetence at your job? Detailing the aspects of how scheduling software works? I doubt it. Having sex? Absolutely.

    4. Re:WTF? by Conchobair · · Score: 5, Funny

      That explains the "brb, have to land a plane" comment in raid chat...

    5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SEE!! This is what happens when you have WiFi available in-flight !!! Another "Good Idea: Bad Idea"

    6. Re:WTF? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Kinda beats George's sex at work on the desk, eh?

      "Now, had I been informed pilots aren't allowed to have sex with each other in the cockpit during flight, all this could have been avoided!"

    7. Re:WTF? by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      For 78 minutes?

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    8. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or fapping.

    9. Re:WTF? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "Air traffic control. This is Northwest 415, we are rolling on boss loot."

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    10. Re:WTF? by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Once you add in foreplay and snuggling afterward the time frame makes sense. ;-)

    11. Re:WTF? by sabre307 · · Score: 1

      Come on! You know they were surfing some Pr0n, or rating girls on fyr.com.

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  9. I guess neither one of them... by doug141 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    will need to know how to use the new scheduling system now!

    1. Re:I guess neither one of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

      I'm sorry, someone had to do it. :)

    2. Re:I guess neither one of them... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I guess one of us...

      *puts on sunglasses*

      is better than one of them.

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    3. Re:I guess neither one of them... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I just watched the recent CSI Miami, about tainted food, and Horatio didn't give his imfamous line! I was so disappointed. Maybe I can make one up.

      This sounds like...

      *puts on sunglasses*

      ...a case of mad people disease.

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    4. Re:I guess neither one of them... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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    5. Re:I guess neither one of them... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

      I guess I'm missing the quote...why do we keep yelling YEAH?

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    6. Re:I guess neither one of them... by Unoti · · Score: 1
  10. Oh, puhlease by new+death+barbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were SO engrossed they neglected to respond to repeated attempts at contact for OVER AN HOUR? They weren't learning a new scheduling system.

    They were on a WoW raid, more like.

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    1. Re:Oh, puhlease by upuv · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Each air traffic control region has an alternate frequency. So yah if they didn't bother to change the frequency they were on they wouldn't hear squat.

    2. Re:Oh, puhlease by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      Techincally, they should also be monitoring Guard (121.50 MHz) the whole flight, and I'm pretty sure multiple attempts to contact them on Guard were made. But since they didn't bother paying much attention to the primary, they probably didn't montior Guard that well either.

    3. Re:Oh, puhlease by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am a pilot also. If I don't hear something on frequency after a certain period of time I get worried and check in. I have never gone a whole hour without hearing something.

      Once I had a radio failure in Class B over LAX while talking to SoCal on the way north from San Diego. I could hear other pilots in the air but couldn't hear ATC. I was on a vector to avoid traffic heading mostly west out to sea (they had assigned me a temporary heading) instead of heading north to my destination. A couple minutes passed and I knew something was up. There is a pattern/timing to radio communications. And when things go amiss you get a weird feeling that someone should be talking to you by now. I tried to check in a couple of times, heard nothing, but could hear other pilot's replies. I thought there was a problem with the controller's radio or something. I went to the previous controller's frequency that I had been talking to earlier and told them who I was, where I was, and that I had lost contact with the freq I had been on. They knew exactly who I was, what I needed to be doing, who I needed to be talking to, and had been trying to get ahold of me.

      It turns out the squelch was broken on my #1 radio. Other pilot's transmissions were strong enough to break squelch and I would hear them but SoCal's transmissions were being filtered. Everything worked as soon as I flipped over to #2. After I got back on the ground I had to call in and explain what happened. Since it was clearly equipment failure there was no problem but if I had fallen asleep or was on my laptop or whatever there would have been consequences. Not my first equipment failure (I've lost count) and not the first time I have had to call in to explain myself due to equipment failure.

      I am definitely against second guessing the actions of other pilots in the event of an accident. Fortunately there was nobody hurt here. I am having difficulty understanding how this could possibly be reasonably explained. I am NOT in favor of firing pilots for one screwup. That is one of the things I hate most about the flying business: You invest $100k+ of your OWN money to get that first $30k/year job flying commuters, everything is seniority so as long as you don't screw up you are no better than the next guy (in contrast to the computer business where people can easily distinguish themselves and advance), and the first mistake you make is quite possibly career ending. Imagine if you accidentally lose the customer's data once and could never again be a sysadmin. Unthinkable.

      But what I might consider firing them for is lying (if they lied). And right now I just can't see how they aren't lying. Off the radio intentionally for an hour and didn't think someone might want to talk to them? Lost track of time? Took headsets off/didn't have ATC on the cockpit speaker? Lost situational awareness and overflew the airport? Were using laptops in flight? Unbelievable. I have known pilots to read magazines and other things in flight (and even that I'm not a big fan of) but this is beyond the pale.

    4. Re:Oh, puhlease by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 1

      http://www.ntsb.gov/Pressrel/2009/091026.html says they DID have the cockpit speaker on. They are both very experienced pilots with long records of safe flying. Hard to believe they could do something like this. Everyone makes mistakes, even (especially!) pilots (I know I have) but...wow. Is the crew scheduling system locally installed software or something? Doesn't it need a network connection to be demonstrated? I'm not sure how they could have possibly connected with the ground although maybe they had onboard wireless Internet and were using it like the passengers. Any logs or anything to corroborate laptop use? Perhaps logs/file timestamps on the laptop itself? So far it looks like the CVR isn't going to be terribly useful. Flight data recorder will probably just show the plane flying smoothly on autopilot which doesn't tell us much about whether they were asleep or on laptops etc.

    5. Re:Oh, puhlease by SlashDev · · Score: 1

      Repeated contact for over an hour? And they only flew 150 miles off course? That plane would have been flying at 150 miles per hour, a bit slow isn't it?

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  11. Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I'm glad I'm just piloting an office building.

    1. Re:Whoa by mdm42 · · Score: 1

      Avast! Ye Crimson Permanent swab....

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  12. Flight sim? by red_dragon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So essentially they were using a flight simulator while piloting their aircraft? "Sup dawg, i herd you like flying, so we put a virtual cockpit in your cockpit so you can pretend to fly while you're flying."

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    1. Re:Flight sim? by lucifig · · Score: 1

      It is preferable they do barrel rolls on a flight simulator than a real A320 I might be flying on.

      *Come on, I know I'm not the only one who tried that on the old MS simulator

  13. Not sure how I feel about this by realsilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since most planes, to my knowledge, have auto pilot, and I'm assuming it was set, isn't there something with autopilot that would have also alerted the pilots to their location and time. I understand that pilots would have had time to discuss this stuff, but I almost believe that losing track of time is a big offense. What would have happened had they had fuel issues and now they were running out of fuel?

    If I was on that flight I would likely be pissed off knowing that these two who hold the responsibility to get me to my destination weren't really doing their job properly. While this ended in a non-incident there should still be some sort of repercussion for those actions. These men chose to let themselves become distracted.
     

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    1. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by upuv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Some fancy auto pilots will alert when the flight vector has been achieved.

      However most autopilots in a basic mode will simply just make sure a plane maintains heading and elevation. For I think all of US air space this basic autopilot is all that is needed as the US is basically one big highway in the sky where planes simply plop them selves in a sky lane and follow it. None of this fancy find me the fastest route and make sure I don't hit anything else sorta autopilot.

      US air space is basically running as if it was 1960 still. You wouldn't fly if you saw what the majority of airports was using for radar :)

    2. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by amorsen · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't fly if you saw what the majority of airports was using for radar :)

      Personally I'm a lot more worried about the new radars... Much more complexity.

      However, with denser traffic there is no way around more advanced systems.

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    3. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by gabebear · · Score: 1

      While this ended in a non-incident there should still be some sort of repercussion for those actions. These men chose to let themselves become distracted.

      This very much reminds me of Swartzenager's wife. I do think we are generally too soft on people who do stupid crap like this and are lucky enough not to kill people.

    4. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they qualify for radar, I know mine doesn't. If the airport is classified under a certain number, they don't get a radar system. At least that's what NAV Canada does.

    5. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Primary ATC radars haven't changed too much in the last 30 years. Same old pulse and stagger patterns. Perhaps surprising, they are actually pretty crappy without a boat load of computer processing prior to any dots being drawn on the PPI. SSR (Secondary surveillance radar) is perhaps in need of a name change, the good old transponder is often what the controllers are looking at, without this they more or less just wait for an alarm to signal that the computer has spotted something in the primary clutter that might be an aircraft, or a cloud, or nothing.

      Software has evolved in leaps and bounds, I think this is where the biggest failures are occurring, the hardware is fairly well understood and quite solid these days - or it is if you can keep the electricity turned on and flowing.

      About the only dramatic changes have come in terms of surface movement and close field sensors. Some of these are now good enough to pick out and alert on single birds flying across the airfield, errant quadrupeds sneaking around in the grass, or those damned kids climbing the fence to play on the ILS antenna structure again.

      Radar was my 'thing' in the military. It turns me on :-)

    6. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by cstacy · · Score: 1

      Some fancy auto pilots will alert when the flight vector has been achieved.

      However most autopilots in a basic mode will simply just make sure a plane maintains heading and elevation.

      Your comments are accurate for the kind of auto-pilots that are common in general aviation ("little airplanes"), but that's not what advanced avionics systems on modern jetliners are like. They are highly automated and can take off, fly a complex route, and land at the destination airport without human control They also automatically see and avoid other airplanes that present a traffic conflict enroute.

      I don't think they navigate around bad weather or taxi, though.

    7. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "US air space is basically running as if it was 1960 still. You wouldn't fly if you saw what the majority of airports was using for radar :)"

      It's like combining Space Invaders, Missle Command, and Asteroids...but you can't shoot anything.

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    8. Re:Not sure how I feel about this by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't fly if you saw what the majority of airports was using for radar :)

      I hear comments like this all the time. "You wouldn't be doing X if you saw some-behind-the-scenes-information." Yet things still seem to function smoothly, for the most part. I'm convinced that the universe has a large nerf factor.

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  14. Were they trying to install Windows 7... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    or Linux?

    We may never know.

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    1. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by lucifig · · Score: 1

      If it was Windows 7, they'd still be in the air...

    2. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FreeBSD

    3. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Linux doesn't take that long to install, so it must have been Windows (any flavor)

    4. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      There's only one reasonable explanation. Obviously they were compiling Gentoo.

    5. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Gentoo?

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    6. Re:Were they trying to install Windows 7... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't remember trying Gentoo (or Ubantu), but Suse and mandriva don't take much longer than half an hour, and after the first ten minutes all you have to do is change CDs when the computer beeps and the CD tray slides out.

      The last Windows I installed was XP, it took a few hours iirc and I had to babysit the thing the whole time; every fifteen minutes or so it would ask something else. Suse and Mandriva put all the Q&A at the beginning.

  15. It's a tough job by jamie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously the pilots should have paid more attention, but I suspect the reason they were trying to squeeze in a little extra work is that they weren't going to get paid to learn the scheduling system on their own time.

    Pilots go through years of expensive schooling and have to repay their student loans like everyone else. Their salaries start around $20,000 if they can get hired in a very competitive market.

    Remember the hero pilot who landed the plane in the Hudson, saving Flight 1549 and 155 people's lives?

    the last talk [Capt. Sullenberger] had with his wife, Lorrie, before the crash... was about money.

    Like thousands of airline workers, his salary had been cut in half and he lost most of his pension. At 58, the 29-year veteran faced having to find work outside the industry and possibly having to sell his house.

    Many pilots take second jobs. Some are on food stamps:

    He took home $405 this week. My life was completely and totally in his hands for the past hour and he's paid less than the kid who delivers my pizza.

    I told the guys that I have a whole section in my new movie about how pilots are treated (using pilots as only one example of how people's wages have been slashed and the middle class decimated). In the movie I interview a pilot for a major airline who made $17,000 last year. For four months he was eligible -- and received -- food stamps. Another pilot in the film has a second job as a dog walker.

    "I have a second job!," the two pilots said in unison. One is a substitute teacher. The other works in a coffee shop.

    1. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry but that's just crap. New pilots, sure, they make less, but on *AVERAGE* the pay is around $70k.
      http://www.avjobs.com/salaries-wages-pay/pilot-pay.asp

    2. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This all seems to be true, in general, of most industries these days.

      Folks are generally expected to work longer than 40 hours, but not actually compensated for it. Your workload will virtually necessitate coming into the office early, or working through lunch, or staying late... They'll roll out new procedures or tools or toys, but there's no time allotted for training - you're expected to learn it before or after actual work hours. And the pay for those 40 hours that you are compensated for, is going down. Maybe not literally... Maybe you didn't actually take a pay cut (though plenty of people are)... But your wages aren't keeping up with bills/inflation/whatever.

      This isn't only true in the airline industry. I'm seeing it in my own little corner of the IT world - not just my own job and work hours, but those of my co-workers as well.

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    3. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From which arse did they pull these numbers?

    4. Re:It's a tough job by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      I sympathise with the difficulty of your employer expecting you to do things while you're not being paid, and therefore attempting to squeeze it in during times when they were.

      However I hardly thing that it justifies putting passengers' lives at risk. (If putting lives at risk sounds out of proportion, consider that they could have eventually ended up too short on fuel to safely land, or other things that could happen that they were cheerfully ignoring). If they feel that strongly about it, they could just not find time to learn it. When the management asks why they haven't, say they haven't had time. When they ask why they didn't use their free time, say "because it's my FREE time". Standing up to the management >>> putting lives in danger :)

    5. Re:It's a tough job by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really? Tell me, how long have you worked in the airline business? Pilots flying little short-hop regional jets like RJs might make 20k when they first start out, but pilots flying across the continent are making more like 50-60k a year. Oh, and get this: they only get paid when they fly. They fly for 3-4 days a week and are off the rest of the week, and they are still making this much money. This doesnt even include the fact that most commercial airline pilots start out in the military, so they are drawing money from that as well(this also bumps up their pay significantly). They have plenty of time in which they can learn how the new scheduling system works, whether during layovers, on call, or the hours they spend at the airport before they even start their flight. These 2 pilots themselves will still have to go through several review boards and discussions with the union before termination procedures can even be started. There are pilots out there who have failed qualifications 2-3 times that still cannot be fired due to union regulations. And before anyone asks, my mom has worked for an airline since the early 80s, and her job now deals with pilot compliance(training, medical records, etc). I have worked for an airline for the past 4 years while in school myself.

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    6. Re:It's a tough job by TheTrollToll · · Score: 0

      The second you reference michael moore you immediately lose all credibility.. sorry!

    7. Re:It's a tough job by amplt1337 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Isn't it awesome that we don't have unions any more?

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    8. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      You think these pilots are the only ones being squeezed to the point where people are in danger?

      How many of those trucks on the highway are actually being driven by folks who've gotten enough sleep? How many of them are being driven by folks who are pushing through the night on caffeine so that they can deliver their load sooner and pick up the next one, for more money?

      How many doctors and/or nurses are working extra shifts because there aren't enough warm bodies to go around?

      How many food inspectors are saying "eh, it's good enough" just so they can get out the door and off to the next inspection?

      There is a very real squeeze being put on pretty much anyone and everyone who works for a living. Maybe the guy down at GameStop is unlikely to have anyone's life in his hands... But I bet he's overworked and underpaid the same as the rest of us. And it does take a toll. Maybe the worst some Wal-Mart employee can do is ring something up the wrong way... But I bet a tired electrician can do some serious damage when he's wiring a light in your bathroom.

      How many of those "human error" stories you see on the news can be attributed to overworked, tired, stressed-out people?

      Sure, in theory it sounds good, just stand up to the management. Tell them you don't have time to do their training because they work you too hard. Tell them you won't do it in your free time. Tell them you expect to actually be paid for your work. Sounds great.

      Except that you've got a wife, and a kid, and a mortgage... And the job market is looking pretty crappy right now... How quick do you think your boss could replace you with someone who is willing to do the training in their free time? How quick do you think you could replace your paycheck with something comparable?

      This isn't an isolated problem. We're not talking about a single employer asking a single employee to squeeze in a little extra productivity. It is happening across-the-board.

      When I first started working at Electronics Boutique years ago, I worked an 8-hour shift with 30 minutes break in there. I showed up at 9:00, worked 'til 5:00, and could take either a single 30-minute break or a couple 15-minute breaks. And I got paid for them.

      After a couple years they changed their policies - had you clock out for your breaks. Which meant that you either worked 9-5 with no breaks... Or you worked 8:45-5:15 (or some variation on that) and took a couple breaks.

      A little while later, they added a new start-of-shift procedure... You had a daily newsletter with promotions and notes and updates. You were required to know the information on this newsletter every day. There was a very real possibility that you'd get a call from management and be quizzed on it. You were not allowed to read this newsletter while you were clocked in and working, it was supposed to be done before your shift started. So then I was working 8:30-5:15 - a full 45 minutes extra taken out of my day that I was not paid for.

      Sure, I could have told my boss to shove it. Could have quit or whatever. They would have replaced me within a day. I could probably have found a new job fairly quickly... Maybe... Depending on the season, and who was hiring... But I probably would have been starting over again at minimum wage. And that new boss would probably want me to clock out for my breaks too. So I would not have benefited in any way, except maybe by getting a bit of frustration out.

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    9. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. staff quoting Michael Moore? *sigh* Is it time to stop reading /.?

    10. Re:It's a tough job by jamie · · Score: 1

      on *AVERAGE* the pay is around $70k

      So you accept numbers on a webpage without questioning the methodology? And without questioning the numbers themselves? The line you quote shows a narrow range from $67,613 to $87,893 -- starting salaries are $67,613? Really? That didn't make you blink?

      How about the fact that the "AVERAGE" shown is exactly halfway between the lowest and highest salary shown?

      Who reported these numbers? Was there self-selection bias? Did someone just make the numbers up? Are there even more than two figures forming this "AVERAGE"? Any idea?

      C'mon, critical thinking skills please.

      I don't know anything about this site you found, but it backs up what I wrote, saying:

      ...the top salary level is reached only after many years of service and only at a few of the major airlines. Most airline pilots start out as first officer (co-pilot) with a regional carrier; initially they earn about $15,000 to $20,000 a year. And when they join a major airline, their first position may not be as a pilot, but as a flight engineer. Considerable training is necessary for any type of pilot job, and most airline pilots have to 'pay their dues' by first gaining a good deal of experience either in the military or in other types of civilian piloting.

    11. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Isn't it awesome that we don't have unions any more?

      Seriously.

      What the hell happened to unions?

      Yes, I know some of them still exist... And I know some of them have become too big and unwieldy to do anyone any good...

      But what the hell?!

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    12. Re:It's a tough job by MatchstickMaker · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would imagine that the $70k average figure includes captains with the major airlines that have 20+ years of experience who are making $150k per year, but unfortunately their salaries are retiring with them. Not long ago I was thinking about a career change and flying seemed like a great job, but as I researched I found that for the first 5-10 years pilots make around $20k. My bank account can't handle that kind of pay cut. Airline pilots are severely overworked and underpaid and are responsible for hundreds of lives a day.

    13. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm sorry but that's just crap. New pilots, sure, they make less, but on *AVERAGE* the pay is around $70k. http://www.avjobs.com/salaries-wages-pay/pilot-pay.asp

      As a slashdotter, you should be aware of the difference between average and median, and should be well enough aware that you can have both a $70k average salary while still having a vast majority of people earning in the $20-30k range.

    14. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and on *AVERAGE*, people in the world are not hungry.

      Just because the average pay is $70k, doesn't mean every pilot is paid that much.

      Way to dodge the issue with meaningless statistics.

    15. Re:It's a tough job by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Where is the raw data for Michael Moore's numbers you quote above?

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    16. Re:It's a tough job by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

      on *AVERAGE* the pay is around $70k

      So you accept numbers on a webpage without questioning the methodology? And without questioning the numbers themselves? The line you quote shows a narrow range from $67,613 to $87,893 -- starting salaries are $67,613? Really? That didn't make you blink?

      You were quoting Michael Moore (and his numbers on a webpage.) That didn't make you blink?

      How about the fact that the "AVERAGE" shown is exactly halfway between the lowest and highest salary shown?

      CmdrTaco, one of your editors apparently doesn't understand the concept of the "median," where the average is defined as "the value where half of the values are lower and half are higher." It is useful in reporting things such as the "average salary" in a given field. Does that make you blink?

    17. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Student loans? No.. more like paying for certifications.. Single engine, multi, commercial, CFI (certified flight instructor), instrument, airline transport. Each is atleast $10k.

      You'll find a lot of airline pilots are ex-military. Half went the civilian route.. and only a few actually went to a "college" like Embry Riddle.

      So you start as a flight instructor, getting paid peanuts.. then fly some cargo or corporate jets.. and then at somepoint get hired by JetBlue for $40k/yr.

    18. Re:It's a tough job by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      That last part is illegal. You should have continued to clock in on time and read the newsletter (or not) afterwards. If you got fired for not reading the newsletter, you get unemployment. If you got fired for reading it on company time, you get unemployment. Either way the company gets some scrutiny from your local version of the labor standards board.

    19. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many pilots take second jobs. Some are on food stamps [michaelmoore.com]:

      Oh, come on! Michael Moore is not the most accurate, reliable, and truthful person out there to use for a source for anything important.

    20. Re:It's a tough job by Xibby · · Score: 1

      It's not crap. My brother is an airline pilot (First Officer) for a regional carrier owned by Delta. He is only on the clock when he's in the cockpit pulled away from the gate. Sitting around at the airport, walk around inspecting the plane, preflight check, etc. are all off the clock. When he's stuck overnight outside his home city he gets a fixed "per diem" wage to cover expenses. On paper, his on the clock wage is high for someone with his experience, in practice the hours spent in job related tasks vs. pay is low. Keep at it long and you'll be be a Senior Captain earning a nice paycheck, but that's in the distant future.

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    21. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Between Bill Gates and me, our average pay is half a gazillion dollars.

    22. Re:It's a tough job by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 2, Informative

      man, it'd be nice if i ever saw that as my job as an airline pilot. i have been with my airline for 3 years now, and i'll be lucky to clear $40k gross. that includes all my per diem, reimbursements for uniform, medical certificate, and other job-related expenses. in my first year, my gross income was almost exactly $20,000.

      the senior captains everyone mentions that makes $250k a year are the guys that have been there since their early 20s and are in the top 1% of the seniority list. they will make that pay for a few years, then they retire. the vast majority of us are lucky to get close to $100k

    23. Re:It's a tough job by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

      Sullenberger is just pimping for his union. He's a good man, doing so, but you're also a bit simple for falling for it. Let me put it another way, the salaries of the autoworkers who screw together the vehicle you drive every day at a high rate of speed have also been massively slashed and many laid off. Is this not a safety issue?

      But they don't have a hero pilot out making the talk show rounds.

      It's a market economy. If people would rather pay $99 for a cheap light than $399 for a deluxe flight, then the airline have to adapt and cut costs. Same as when people would rather buy cheaper (and at times better, especially two decades ago) cars built in Japan or now Korea.

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    24. Re:It's a tough job by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 1

      yes, but while your work day might be tiring after being there 10 or 14hrs, your office isn't being bounced up and down, you aren't literally strapped to your desk, and it doesn't take the coordination of your entire team for you to get up to pee. oh, lets not forget that if you screw up and your code is wrong, you get an error message and try again. i screw up, 80 people die and i turn a $40 million airliner into a smoking hole in the ground.

      and think about the last time you traveled all day to get somewhere. remember how tired you were? that's every day for me.

    25. Re:It's a tough job by BarefootClown · · Score: 1

      But your wages aren't keeping up with bills/inflation/whatever.

      Um...the cost of living is (officially) down. Matter of fact, that's been the source of a minor political argument: people whining that they deserve an automatic raise in their SS cheques despite the fact that the cost of living has gone down since last year.

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    26. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      But your wages aren't keeping up with bills/inflation/whatever.

      Um...the cost of living is (officially) down. Matter of fact, that's been the source of a minor political argument: people whining that they deserve an automatic raise in their SS cheques despite the fact that the cost of living has gone down since last year.

      I'm glad to hear that.

      I'll be sure to inform my bank, grocery store, electric company, oil company, and gas company. I'm sure they'll be happy to comply with the government order to reduce my cost of living.

      Meanwhile, in the world I live in, I haven't received a raise in multiple years. My bills, however, have gone up. And, again, I'll point out that I'm not the only one in this situation.

      Sure, whatever numbers the government crunches for its Social Security department show the cost of living has gone down on average - that's great. But that doesn't necessarily reflect the reality of the situation for many (most?) people.

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    27. Re:It's a tough job by celle · · Score: 1

      70k is piss for the risk and responsibility involved.

    28. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Maybe the tone of my post was off... Maybe I wasn't clear... Maybe you misunderstood me... But your response isn't making much sense to me.

      I say I sympathize with the plight of airline pilots. The whole freaking system is broken from top to bottom and desperately in need of fixing.

      And your response is My job is worse than your job!

      It isn't just you. Everyone who works for a living is being squeezed for every penny. The mechanics who fix the planes you fly... The doctors and nurses in our hospitals... The truckers driving tons of metal down the highway... The electricians wiring up our homes and offices... The lowly Wal-Mart employee up the street...

      No, not everyone has somebody's life in their hands, but that doesn't make their plight any less important.

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    29. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be using median, not average. The average wage across the board these days is nothing like what most people earn, because it is skewed by the high paid at the top. There needs to be some useful reference point as well as to how reasonable the median is - cost of living etc. come into it.

      Then there is the issue that the average can also be used to make an individual's pay look worse than it is. I.e. the median might OK-ish in absolute terms, and the individual may make about that amount, yet they can point to the average and say "look how poor I am".

      It's all rather complicated, but in general, the type of capitalism that has been in vogue since the 1980s has indeed made the ordinary person poorer, and the top richer. If there is not any attempt made for a correction to this, in the US in particular then there will be social unrest eventually - just look at why such unrest has happened in history and it's pretty obvious (the problem isn't as big in Europe, mainly because they've had the unrest so much in the past - UK is similar trouble though and Ireland has it's own situation*).

      *In Ireland, the ordinary worker is paid a lot compared to other countries (median is something like €25K, which is pretty much no income tax here at that level), but cost of living is high and direct tax is so low that service provision is poor, resulting in a need to pay privately (or directly to govt.) for each and every thing. The top end are paid even more obscene amounts - e.g. the Prime Minister earns more than the President of the US, and the private industry top positions make the top public sector people look underpaid! The unemployment assistance is high due to vote-winning efforts, but also the fact that shelter, food and heating cost a fortune - circularly due to the high wages. It's all a mess, but a nice place if you want to fend for yourself and attempt the American dream (and probably succeed if you are already at the right social level - otherwise forget it, social mobility is better on the continent).

    30. Re:It's a tough job by cgenman · · Score: 1

      What's the median? Average always gets screwed up by a few high end folk.

      One person making a million and nine making zero means the average person's salary is 100k.

    31. Re:It's a tough job by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      That last part is illegal. You should have continued to clock in on time and read the newsletter (or not) afterwards. If you got fired for not reading the newsletter, you get unemployment. If you got fired for reading it on company time, you get unemployment. Either way the company gets some scrutiny from your local version of the labor standards board.

      Again, this is not an isolated incident.

      There have been dozens of horror stories about how Wal-Mart treats employees. I'm sure a quick Google search will turn up plenty. Yes, they've been investigated - because they're such a large target - but that doesn't mean the problem has gone away.

      The only reason my particular anecdote was illegal is because I was an hourly employee, and there are laws specifying you must get a break every so often. If you're a salaried employee, all bets are off.

      And every place I've worked for hourly wages, there's been a very strong implication that you should keep working until the job is done - but clock out when your shift is over. It's called "being a team player" or some such nonsense.

      Folks who insist on working just their shift and then going home often get less-than-favorable reviews, frequently with comments like "not a team player." They'll be passed over for promotions or raises if not replaced outright.

      Hell, just look at the recent discussion here on Slashdot about hiring people who don't code in their spare time... There was a very strong theme running through that entire discussion that you want to hire people who are passionate about their work and willing to go the extra mile to get things done.

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    32. Re:It's a tough job by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      None of those things are right either! Nobody should be put in that position.

      Reality is seldom 'right' of course.

      It's the extent of the danger really, and how many innocent people you're willing to kill for your wife and kids, or to avoid regulation of business that would try and prevent people being exploited and overworked. (Which would be very un-American I know, best save that long heated discussion for another day)

    33. Re:It's a tough job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, pilots generally ARE effectively represented by unions.  It's the air traffic controllers union that
      was busted in the early 1980s. 

    34. Re:It's a tough job by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The average US citizen's share of the GDP in 2008 was around $43,000 (see CIA WFB.) And I'm talking man, woman, and child here. Just to back you up, yo.

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    35. Re:It's a tough job by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      If helpdesk people get paid for their 5 mins of log in - set up time then your brother definitely has a case under FLSA to be compensated for pre flight checks etc.. I'm assuming U.S. here.

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    36. Re:It's a tough job by OldeClegg · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is the previous post modded to Flamebait?

    37. Re:It's a tough job by OldeClegg · · Score: 1

      More like Guilds - and part of the reason they're eating it now is that they've been functioning like a Guild, just like the (sell out) auto and iron worker unions did. As long as their own nests were feathered, they not only didn't care about the other unions, they joined in the Republican decades long project to disenfranchise and undermine them. Where were the pilots when PATCO was trashed? Along with the mechanics, they crossed the lines.

    38. Re:It's a tough job by Nevyn · · Score: 1

      According to that page on that site, _minimum_ pay for a pilot is 67k (which I would put a lot of money on being BS). Of course a different page (http://www.avjobs.com/salaries-wages-pay/historical-aviation-wages.asp) says 16k-60k or 23k-250k (depending on if you are "regional" or "national"). And I assume for "average" they are using mean and not median which, from all I've heard of the industry, will make the numbers higher.

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  16. Cockpit voice recorder by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

    So if they were discussing this new piece of software and using laptops, presumably you can hear all that on the cockpit voice recorder. As opposed to say, sleeping, which may or may not sound like snoring or nothing at all.

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    1. Re:Cockpit voice recorder by nharmon · · Score: 3, Informative

      The CVP on this aircraft only records the last 30 minutes of conversation. So what they have is roughly from just before final approach to parking at the gate.

    2. Re:Cockpit voice recorder by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Except there was no crash to turn it off, so it will have just kept recording and it is on a 30 minute loop. So chances are it doesn't include any of that time period - and if there was something incriminating on it they would have just made sure to take 30 minutes...

    3. Re:Cockpit voice recorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it won't have even that. For privacy reasons, the CVR contents are immediately erased when an aircraft reaches the gate and I doubt that there was any reason not to do that (in fact, they might have had every reason to ensure that there's nothing on the CVR).

    4. Re:Cockpit voice recorder by nharmon · · Score: 1

      On the Airbus A318/19/20/21. The following conditions must be met to erase:

      The aircraft is on the ground, and the parking brake is on

      Pressing the CVR ERASE push button for 2 seconds will then erase the tape.

      The prelim from the NTSB says "The CVR recording began during final approach, and continued while the aircraft was at the gate."

  17. Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by dangle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was an incredibly detailed account of the Brazilian midair collision in September 2006 that identified pilots trying to figure out the flight control systems on their new Legacy 600 as one of the distractions that led to the collision. Some of the controls were on a glass panel display, and there was also a laptop that distracted them. Apparently, as they were clicking around on stuff, they shut off their transponder.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2009/01/air_crash200901

    Even more concerning, was the author's argument that the accuracy of GPS guided autopilot systems also contributed. Historically, even if two planes ended up at the same flight level, headed towards each other, the inherent sloppiness in the autopilot systems would actually increase the chance of a miss. Now, with autopilots capable of keeping planes within very close tolerances of their ideal flightpath, the same two planes accidentally occupying the same flight level may have a much higher chance of colliding.

    1. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing about that, and IIRC they add a bit of randomized wiggle in the flightpath, to avoid that in the future.

    2. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by jp102235 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, there actually has been a mid air collision of two planes off the coast of africa, a C-141 and another cargo plane , the accuracies of the flight control systems put them on exact paths and... well, the big sky theory was proven wrong once again... there are fundamental flaws in the current design of the airspace system, and the fact that we use walkie talkies to communicate in this digital age is rediciulous... I know there are some messaging systems out there (I have used them)... but in general.. we use 1950's tech to do our most critical communication (tower/approach, etc) - I don't even wanna think of the other safety concerns such an old system has such as hacking, or jamming of those comm systems during a critical phase of flight.

      a similar incident happened over hawaii as well: <URL:http://blogs.abcnews.com/rapidreport/2008/02/sleeping-pilots.html>

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    3. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by protodevilin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm an ex-air traffic controller, and I can tell you that we prefer such systems to be as accurate as possible. "Inherant sloppiness" in autopilot systems only offers an unpredictable margin that we'd rather do without, especially in urgent/emergent air traffic situations. The best medicine is a pair of competent pilots who PAY ATTENTION TO THE RADIO and comply with control instructions.

    4. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by dangle · · Score: 1

      That's what initially surprised me about the argument that sloppiness was good.

      However, isn't it (unfortunately) reasonable to assume that even highly trained and disciplined humans will occasionally allow their planes to crash into each other when we are designing air traffic control systems and protocols?

      Which leads to the argument that sloppiness on a few-dozen meter scale is actually good for the air traffic control system, finding a compromise between laser accuracy and Big Sky theory that allows for inevitable human failure?

    5. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Even more concerning, was the author's argument that the accuracy of GPS guided autopilot systems also contributed. Historically, even if two planes ended up at the same flight level, headed towards each other, the inherent sloppiness in the autopilot systems would actually increase the chance of a miss. Now, with autopilots capable of keeping planes within very close tolerances of their ideal flightpath, the same two planes accidentally occupying the same flight level may have a much higher chance of colliding.

      It's not a new observation - I first saw it bandied about in the RISKS Digest back in the late 90's as GPS was just then starting to come into wide use.
       
      [Side note: I've heard that William Langewiesche wants to be/is thought of as the next John McPhee. If so, he's moving away from the target - the writing in that article was really bad.]

    6. Re:Similar Distraction in 2006 Brazilian Collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      William Langewiesche is a reasonably interesting writer, but his father got the aviation-expert gene in the family and did NOT pass it on to his children. William's account of that crash is execrable. Essentially, he made up most of that story, and was rightly excoriated in the aviation world for doing so. The NTSB, the world's most respected aviation accident-investigation body, laid the blame for the crash entirely at the feet of Brazilian ATC. When you're 37,000 feet in the air, you don't have good visual references for whether another airplane is at your altitude, 1000' higher, or 1000' lower, though the ability to differentiate does improve somewhat with experience. Even if the two crews had seen each other before the last second, it's hard to say whether they would have realised they were on a collision course until too late anyway.

      Read these if you want to know what really happened:

      http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/03/business/03road.html
      http://joesharkeyat.blogspot.com/search?q=langewiesche

  18. Bad. Real Bad. by Starker_Kull · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is really no excuse for both pilots completely losing situational awareness like this. They're both toast, and deserve to be.

    As for the scheduling system they were going over - actually, that is probably the 'news for nerds' part. The old airline schedules were built in two units - 'pairings' and 'lines of time'. A pairing is a group of flights, typically from 1 to 6 days long, that begun and ended in a pilot domicile. The word 'pairing' was to indicate that an entire crew was 'paired' together that whole time. A line of time (or simply a line) was a month-long group of those pairings. There is a long list of legal requrements (min rest, max flight time, union contractual obligations, aircraft mx requirements, etc.) that these schedules had to meet.

    Ultimately, from the pilot's point of view, these lines were published each month for the next month. Bidding was very straightforward. If you were the number 1 senior pilot in that base (technically, domicile, aircraft and status (capt. or F/O), you picked your line, and that was that. If you were #2, you picked your schedule, and got it.... unless the number 1 guy already got it, in which case you got your second choice. If you were number #300.... well, picking 300 schedules in the order you want them was a time consuming task, but the outcome was perfectly transparent. The line awards were public, so you could verify that the schedules you didn't get really did go to senior people. You can debate whether such a system is 'fair', but at least it is clear how it works, both globally and month to month.

    Then, with the advent of more powerful computers, a system called 'PBS' was born - Preferential Bidding System. These systems, instead of having hard, published lines you bid from, instead only published the pairings. You expressed your 'Preferences' through a computer language. A computer program then ran, taking everybodys preferences, seniority, system constraints, etc. into account and generated schedules.

    In theory, PBS sounds great. A pilot's preferences generally don't change that much month to month, so you could file your bid away and let it run automatically each month with little or no tweaking.

    In practice, it's usually been highly disruptive and caused great angst for a year or two after being implemented, for many reasons:
    1) The language used to express your preferences is generally designed for the programmers, not the users.
    2) The results can be, to put it mildly, unexpected. When you have pre-published schedules, you have a pretty good idea ahead of time what to expect.
    3) There are no month-to-month conflicts that generate additional days off, resulting in more work per pilot, a reason the airlines like them and pilots don't, on average.
    4) Non-computer savvy older pilots (Captians) have a harder time getting it than younger pilots (F/O's), on average. It takes a vastly important piece of your life (when are you working? Where are you going? 28 hours in HNL or 32 hours in XNA?), and makes it tied to your comfort with learning, essentially, a primitive computer language.

    I cringe when I see this, because I've done this - taught Captians while flying about PBS. So have many other F/O's. You just prioritize it where it belongs - below aviating, navigating and communicating. These guys made everyone else look bad.

    1. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Read again, Anon. "You prioritize it where it belongs - below aviating, navigating and communicating." (emphasis mine.)

      "These guys made everyone else look bad" because they prioritized it above all those things and decided to figure out their schedule mid-flight. OP was not implying it was only bad "because they got caught."

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    2. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As a person who has actually written a PBS, my experience from talking with airline workers is that PBS generates MUCH higher satisfaction rates than traditional bidline systems. Bidline works okay for the top few members of each group, but does very little for juniors because there are only a few lines left to choose as you go through seniority (if there are 500 people, there might be 400 lines, so the person with seniority 300 has only 100 choices of lines, all of which usually suck)

      It's true that the bids can be a little bit complex, but we did try to make an effort to make the bidding syntax logical and as simple as possible.

    3. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anon has a point. While the OP's problem wasn't so much that they got caught as that they stopped paying attention to their duties to do it (which is, admittedly, what caused them to get caught), the fact remains that *regardless* of how of an aircrew "prioritizes" it, it is strictly against procedures to be doing this, and a termination offense.

    4. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind that they were violating the airline's policy...It's only bad because they got caught doing it.

    5. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      the fact remains that *regardless* of how of an aircrew "prioritizes" it, it is strictly against procedures to be doing this, and a termination offense.

      I agree, except that you're reading an entirely different meaning behind the word "prioritize" than what the OP probably intended.

      To "prioritize" flying above learning the software means not screwing around on a laptop. Doing anything else in the cockpit means prioritizing something else above flying.

      They "prioritized" learning the software above flying the plane. Not meaning that they misscheduled their attention during multitasking, but that they were multitasking to begin with.

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    6. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The language used to express your preferences is generally designed for the programmers, not the users.

      I'll say it again;
      Engineers make the worst software developers.

      I can just about guarantee this software was written or designed by an engineer (or engineers) turned programmer.

    7. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I probably worked on the software in question, and none of us were engineers. We took a lot of effort to make the bidding language as easy as possible.

    8. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that it makes everyone else look bad purely because they got caught? It had nothing to do with them violating the airline's policy. It's only bad because they got caught?!?

      Says the anonymous coward reading slashdot at work.

    9. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cringe when I see this, because I've done this - taught Captians while flying about PBS.

      At first I thought it was a typo. Now I'm curious if Captian is actually a slang term for computer illiterate pilots. It should be :)

    10. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, that's not what the OP meant by "prioritize." Quoting the original post:

      I cringe when I see this, because I've done this - taught Captians while flying about PBS. So have many other F/O's. You just prioritize it where it belongs

      So the OP admits he's done this himself, but it's okay because he "prioritized" it correctly.

    11. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So essentially you're saying the airline was screwing around with its pilots and this was just one of the results.

    12. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymouss+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      They made a mistake and no one was harmed. I'd be fine flying with anyone with 13,000 hours of experience and training. Should be reprimanded, not grounded. You can bet they would not do this again!

    13. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] we did try to make an effort to make the bidding syntax logical and as simple as possible.

      That's a classic. About the only way you're going to make it as simple as possible is to not require the user to understand bidding syntax at all. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that it wasn't possible to design a better interface for some reason.

    14. Re:Bad. Real Bad. by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      I'll clarify. One, it is NOT "strictly against procedures to be doing this, and a termination offense" to teach a fellow crew member about PBS while on duty, especially if you use a pen and paper. The no laptops thing is not a federal reg, but an airline specific policy. An example of federal regs specifying prohibited behavior in the cockpit is the 'Sterile Cockpit' rule - essentially, during critical phases of flight, non-essential conversation is prohibited. This is defined to include all flight below 10,000' MSL, taxi, takeoff, and landing.

      I'll give you my personal perspective. Nobody obeys all the rules. At every company I've ever seen, people are always violating SOME rule or reg, generally not intentionally. Flying is not an exception. When you spend 10,000+ hours in an aircraft, when you know every quirk, knob, switch & controller, you get a pretty good sense of what's important and when it's important, and when it's not. When we were still in the 'learning phase' of aviation (up until the 1970's, roughly), the expertise of the pilots up front usually exceeded the expertise of the regulators by a large amount (kinda like IT today...). So, the Feds did something very intelligent - they came up with FAR 91.3 & 91.13:

      91.3: (a) The pilot in command of an aircraft is directly responsible for, and is the final authority as to, the operation of that aircraft.

      (b) In an in-flight emergency requiring immediate action, the pilot in command may deviate from any rule of this part to the extent required to meet that emergency.

      (c) Each pilot in command who deviates from a rule under paragraph (b) of this section shall, upon the request of the Administrator, send a written report of that deviation to the Administrator.

      This is the authority to do as the PIC sees fit. It is the entire basis of a Captain's authority - and it assumes that Captains know better than any one else how to command their craft. This has generally proven to be a good assumption - since the pilot is usually the first to arrive at the scene of an accident, he/she is highly motivated not to be in one... if you pick your pilots carefully. But to make sure that this authority is not abused...

      91.13: (a) Aircraft operations for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another.

      (b) Aircraft operations other than for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft, other than for the purpose of air navigation, on any part of the surface of an airport used by aircraft for air commerce (including areas used by those aircraft for receiving or discharging persons or cargo), in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another.

      The key words are 'Careless and Reckless Operation'. What it means is, if you fly in a careless or reckless manner, the FAA will nail you. Your actions, even if they don't specifically violate another reg, if they are 'careless' or 'reckless' - violate this one. How do you know what's careless & reckless? Well, if you have an accident, the presumption is you were careless, or reckless. These guys? They will DEFINITELY be hit for the 'careless' part. This is a catch-all - it means, at any time, your actions as a pilot can be held up to scrutiny, and if they are found to be 'careless or reckless', you are toast.

      These laws were very good - it allowed pilots to experiment with how to run a plane, but held them responsible if something screwed up. Over time, best of breed techniques were discovered, spread from crew to crew, standardized by airlines, and ultimately adopted as Federal law - the FARs. Of course, accidents, once their root cause was discovered, frequently led to regulations as well. Overall, I think this was an excellent way to turn a fledgling, risky industry, into the mature and extremely safe one it currently is.

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  19. I am surprised by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am surprised that anyone is able to keep their job. Where an honest mistake where no one was harmed causes someone to loose their career. I would feel more comfortable riding in a plain from a pilot who has a relatively good record and made a mistake and got severely corrected As they know the severity of their mistake, and are extra careful not to make an other one. Vs. a Pilot who has a good records but has gone too comfortable with their job, and will be likely to make their first mistake.

    It reminds me when I first started working. I was cleaning out my old backup files. so I meant to do a rm -f *~ but me being green and not so careful I did an rm -f * ~

    I Hit Ctrl-C after I realized it was taking way to long. However, I cleared out about 2 weeks of work. Plus my personal documents. Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently and the value of a good source control system.
    But If I were to get fired after that mistake and forced to switch careers then I wouldn't be able to apply my new learned methods.

    That is why I cringe whenever there is a big mistake and people go well I hope that guy gets fired. Because the guy who did the mistake and especially if he was honest about it, would probably be so much more careful the nest time around. Who I would be more worried about is the guy who fired him. As part of the mistake is on him too. For not making sure they are safe guard in place.

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    1. Re:I am surprised by rotide · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I see what you're saying, however, you deleting your files may hurt your employers bottom line and potentially yours _at worst_, pilots losing awareness can mean hundreds of deaths.

      Now I'm not saying they should be fired, but I can easily see why they would be. Airlines and pilots are held to very strict standards by the government.

      Could additional "training" and a heavy penalty/fine resolve the issue and create two better pilots? Possibly and potentially even likely. But if the punishment for potentially putting hundreds of lives in risk is a slap on the wrist, do you really think all the thousands of other pilots are really going to take notice? I have a feeling being fired in this case shows all the other pilots to simply only consider being distracted if you want to lose your job. In short, it appears any "big" mistake ends in termination simply to make examples of you.

    2. Re:I am surprised by Cloud+K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I certainly agree that nobody should be fired for a genuine, simple mistake, and with the idea that people will learn from their mistakes and become better at their jobs as a result.

      Nor do I particularly like to see people lose their jobs and therefore a lot of their chances of getting another, leading to what could be a very bad impact on their livelihood (and possibly the family's).

      But there's a difference between a genuine mistake and neglect. Hearing things on the radio but ignoring it, falls firmly into the neglect category IMO. And that's where they unfortunately but quite rightly shouldn't be trusted to fly again. Mistakes are a learning experience, but neglect is a personality problem.

    3. Re:I am surprised by trudyscousin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently

      The evolution of the English language is a fascinating thing.

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    4. Re:I am surprised by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It reminds me when I first started working. I was cleaning out my old backup files. so I meant to do a rm -f *~ but me being green and not so careful I did an rm -f * ~

      Yeah... just FYI, but accidentally deleting your home directory isn't exactly the same thing as flying a hundred miles off course and not paying attention to ground control, thus potentially endangering the lives of a hundred or more people.

      For one, believe it or not, you can't restore people from backups.

    5. Re:I am surprised by jefu · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing (essentially), but noticed and killed the "rm" process before it deleted too much stuff. Managed to recover all user files (it was a multi-user machine), and to restore system files without a complete os reinstall. 25 years ago or such and I still remember it. I suspect that most admins (or users who have root/administrator capabilities do something this bad at least once, and I think that it is sometimes a good experience in that it teaches you to double check potentially harmful commands.

      On the whole it was a good learning experience, nothing important was lost and I gained from it. I think I agree that I'd rather these guys don't get fired, but instead they should spend some time on the ground thinking about what could have happened and they're likely to be much more careful in the future.

    6. Re:I am surprised by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      What they did shows a basic lack of discipline and situational awareness which is completely incompatible with their job. Flying any aircraft is an unforgiving activity, and requires the ability to focus your attention on several boring tasks at once for hours on end. Laptops with scheduling software are not on that list.

      I've made your kind of mistake before, and I sure wouldn't want to get fired for it either. However, you were paying attention, noticed that something was wrong and aborted the errant command. These guys weren't paying attention.

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    7. Re:I am surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, because of that mistake you learned an important lesson: before hitting enter after typing an rm -f * or other wildcard command, let alone the ultimate (rm -rf *), you pause, stare at it for a long time, press it, and if you are really smart, you have included a -v so you can monitor it as it destroys files and can break it if things go wrong. Also: backups.

      In the case of a pilot, you don't have a second chance if you crash the plane and kill yourself and everyone else aboard. It can't be a learning experience if you're dead. rm -f * ~ doesn't compare. I'm struggling to think of a computer analogy. Maybe if you accidentally flipped a "do not touch" switch in the server room that could, rarely, cause the whole place to burst into flames and burn to the ground with you and your co-workers it might compare. Even if the chances of that outcome are very low it is still a stupid thing to flip that switch, especially if the company policy explicitly states "If you flip this switch you will be terminated -- one way or the other."

    8. Re:I am surprised by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      I am surprised that anyone is able to keep their job. Where an honest mistake where no one was harmed causes someone to loose their career. I would feel more comfortable riding in a plain from a pilot who has a relatively good record and made a mistake and got severely corrected As they know the severity of their mistake, and are extra careful not to make an other one. Vs. a Pilot who has a good records but has gone too comfortable with their job, and will be likely to make their first mistake.

      An honest mistake is something like dialing up the wrong ATC frequency when handed off between sectors. After noticing that the radio is quiet for a couple of minutes, you can either look up the correct frequency or go back to the previous one and make contact. Things like this are easily caught and corrected and cause minimal disruption.

      There are other mistakes like deviating from a cleared course without a good reason (i.e. an emergency) which, depending on severity, may get you a temporary suspension of your license and a black mark.

      This, however, is a pretty egregious mistake. The pilots lost situational awareness and didn't even notice until the cabin crew alerted them.

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    9. Re:I am surprised by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I agree with you entirely -- but I think such policies are a natural result of the 'zero tolerance' craze, itself a byproduct of our increasingly nannied culture. It is now assumed that no one is mature enough to make judgment calls, so we get childlike everything-must-be-black-or-white decision making instead.

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    10. Re:I am surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am surprised that anyone is able to keep their job. Where an honest mistake where no one was harmed causes someone to loose their career.

      The issue here is not that they made a mistake. The were in blatant violation of policy (using personal laptops (at the same time no less)). Then, after the incident, they lied about it. Presumably trying to cover up said policy violation.

      If it were a simple mistake, if they had come clean, and they had shown willingness to be corrected, then I would agree. In this case they should be fired.

    11. Re:I am surprised by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

      No way. Mistakes that can or do cost lives cannot be left to pass. Obviously there are huge financial and legal concerns from doing so, but to me it comes down to something much more basic: If we start equating the nerd in his parents' basement who goofs and wipes out his HD full of porn with the pilot in the air who goofs and kills 300 people (or 30, or 3, or even 0 if it still put lives at risk) then we effectively say those lives don't matter. In other words, we have clearly lost all regard for life, no matter how much we may claim to value it.

      The only way to show we care about life is to never allow a second chance to those who have failed when entrusted with the responsibilities of safety, no matter how accidental the violation. If we claim to value life above all else then the risk of doing is simply too great.

      And getting fired does not mean you stop living. If it truly was an innocent mistake then these pilots can be permitted to continue to live and work freely elsewhere just like anybody else, except never again can they be trusted with anyone's safety.

      Forgiveness is fine on a personal level, but as a society we simply don't have the luxury.

      P.S. I've been saying for years we need to start treating motor vehicle operation the same way as flying for exactly the same reason: lives are constantly at risk! The number of lives involved may be less at any given time but the responsibility is just as great.

    12. Re:I am surprised by mpe · · Score: 1

      What they did shows a basic lack of discipline and situational awareness which is completely incompatible with their job. Flying any aircraft is an unforgiving activity, and requires the ability to focus your attention on several boring tasks at once for hours on end.

      The Pilot Flying is responsible for flying the plane, even if the autopilot is active. The Pilot Monitoring is typically responsible for communications with the ground and/or other aircraft.

      Laptops with scheduling software are not on that list.

      Though possibly on a list of things NOT to be done on the flight deck.
      This crew managed to not do several things they should have been doing.

    13. Re:I am surprised by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently

      When it comes to backups, that's the wrong way to do it.

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    14. Re:I am surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently

      The evolution of the English language is a fascinating thing.

      What this means is that he makes sure his porn collection is backed up every night!

    15. Re:I am surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a very junior sysadmin I accidentally modified a database to point all the system's users mail stores to one user's mailbox. (mistyped the 'where' clause in the SQL query)

      We provided free webmail with around 2 million email accounts at the time.

      Restoring the old values was not trivial as each user's mail store could be on several different storage volumes with no real rhyme or reason, and the data was not backed up in a good way.

      Fortunately my boss was a good childhood friend and covered for me admirably, and I continued to work there for another 2 years.

      It took him a week or two of cleanup to patch up the mess I made.

      I don't think I've ever really repayed him for that.

    16. Re:I am surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was cleaning out my old backup files. so I meant to do a rm -f *~ but me being green and not so careful I did an rm -f * ~

      I Hit Ctrl-C after I realized it was taking way to long. However, I cleared out about 2 weeks of work. Plus my personal documents. Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently and the value of a good source control system.

      How about the value of a good alias?
      alias purge='rm *~'
      And why do you have tilde files that aren't writable, anyway?

    17. Re:I am surprised by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      And why do you have tilde files that aren't writable, anyway?
      jed

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  20. Slight misunderstanding by the journalist by BabyDave · · Score: 3, Funny

    They were actually having a flamewar on LKML about what the best scheduler for the Linux kernel is.

    1. Re:Slight misunderstanding by the journalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's only 110 miles! A linux flamewar would take around the world + 110 miles.

  21. This is a non-event. by thickdiick · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is a non-event. The autopilot takes care of everything in a modern aircraft. In Airbus aircraft, it can even take off and land. The pilot-in-command is there for EMERGENCIES that cannot be handled reliably by autopilot. Almost all of the training of a commercial/airline pilot is related to emergencies. As you can tell, with combined 30k hours of flight time between them, this is the STANDARD (albeit unofficial) procedure in any airline. Flying is very boring to the crew in the time between take-off and landing — the two biggest responsibilities of the human pilots. In fact, some airlines do not allow human pilots to fly the aircraft because autopilot is a lot better on fuel economy. Their biggest mistake was not programming the autopilot correctly for that flight.

    1. Re:This is a non-event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autopilot is not use for taking off and landing on commerical planes in the U.S., ever. All it does it keep a bearing and elevation.

    2. Re:This is a non-event. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You mean like unknown to the pilot emergencies that might be communicated to him by a traffic controller, such as change your altitude, you are on a collision course with x-other plane?

      A pilot ignoring traffic controllers for over an hour is NOT a non-event.

    3. Re:This is a non-event. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The autopilot takes care of everything in a modern aircraft.

      Including collision avoidance and generating an endless supply of fuel?

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    4. Re:This is a non-event. by zeda · · Score: 1

      This is an event, it just occurs at a higher level than you consider.

      The autopilot can't fix the errors of the people programming it.

      In this case the emergency was that the emergency that the autopilot can't handle reliably wasn't handled.

      The biggest responsibility of the human pilots is to be human, i.e. be situationally aware, to ask the "Why?" that the autopilot can't ask.

    5. Re:This is a non-event. by icebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't know what the hell you're talking about. Autopilots don't just "do everything", they don't make decisions or navigate themselves. The pilots input the desired course, the pilots monitor and arm/disarm the autopilot, the pilots make all of the decisions. Autopilots are not do-all AIs; they're more like a glorified cruise control.

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    6. Re:This is a non-event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On newer Airbus aircraft the autopilot will actually take action if a pilot fails to respond to a TCAS (traffic alert and collision avoidance system) alert. It will then obey the system the way a pilot should. That is, if the TCAS detects another aircraft on a collision course on the same altitude and closer than the minimum distance defined, the TCAS will "agree" on a course of action with the other aircraft's TCAS - i.e. "you go up, we down". Then the proper procedure for the pilot is o obey the TCAS instead of any ATC instructions since ATC should've acted earlier and on Airbus there will soon be an automated backup which does it if the pilot doesn't. IMHO every aircraft should have that since there has been an accident when the one aircraft obeyed ATC and the other TCAS, which resulted in a collision (Bashkirian Airlines and DHL).

    7. Re:This is a non-event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... Would you have link to back that up? I know takeoffs aren't done, but I'd be very surprised if they didn't autoland.

      So, what happens in cat IIIc situations? Fly elsewhere? Land blind manually?

    8. Re:This is a non-event. by yabos · · Score: 1

      No you are wrong. Some planes have autoland systems and these systems actually have to be used on a regular basis by law. They're not as good as human pilots but they do exist believe it or not.

    9. Re:This is a non-event. by vlm · · Score: 1

      You mean like unknown to the pilot emergencies that might be communicated to him by a traffic controller, such as change your altitude, you are on a collision course with x-other plane?

      Google for TCAS Airbus A320 and learn why this is a non-issue for that model of aircraft. The TCAS will likely get tee-d off and start complaining before the controllers can key up their radio...

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    10. Re:This is a non-event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You live in an alternate reality. In fact, more landings than not, are automated. Autopilots can intercept glideslopes and land without intervention from the flight crew.

      Take-offs aren't really done with the autopilot but Airbus have fly-by-wire systems which do make it possible to do it almost automatically. You can simply pull back on the side-stick and if you have autothrottle on, the computer will apply throttle for you and then increase the angle of attack as your speed increases since it ensures that you do not stall.

    11. Re:This is a non-event. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Yep. Controllers even might interfere with TCAS (Bashkirian Airlines Flight 2937 and DHL Flight 611 collision was because the DHL pilots knew that TCAS has got priority over air traffic controllers and the Tu-154 pilots didn't knew it).

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    12. Re:This is a non-event. by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 1

      pilots ignoring the TCAS commands over what ATC tells them goes against all our training and knowledge.

      TCAS works by communicating between the two planes. they decide that one should go up, the other down. the results are then displayed on my PFD (primary flight display, the one with the attitude indicator, airspeed, etc.) i just put the plane's flight path indicator inside the green box (and away from the red boxes) and all i end up with is a story for happy hour.

      i ignore the TCAS and go with what some guy sitting safely in a dark room tells me, i die.

    13. Re:This is a non-event. by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Their biggest mistake was not programming the autopilot correctly for that flight.

      Oh, that's all? Well now you put it like that it seems AOK. I suppose that some people do not consider "where the plane goes" to be a minor detail of the flight. As nit picky as that might seem to you, I think we have to cater to those people too.

    14. Re:This is a non-event. by cstacy · · Score: 1

      You don't know what the hell you're talking about. Autopilots don't just "do everything", they don't make decisions or navigate themselves. The pilots input the desired course, the pilots monitor and arm/disarm the autopilot, the pilots make all of the decisions. Autopilots are not do-all AIs; they're more like a glorified cruise control.

      Actually, the autopilot can take off, fly the complex route, and land at the destination airport all without human control. It will also avoid other aircraft on the way.

      They don't automatically navigate around bad weather or taxi to and from the runway, though.

    15. Re:This is a non-event. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right, but Russian pilots never had a proper training with TCAS back then and in the instruction manual there was written that TCAS is just a support tool and the traffic controller commands have priority over TCAS.
      After the crash the Tu-154 manual was corrected.

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    16. Re:This is a non-event. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Actually, the autopilot can take off, fly the complex route, and land at the destination airport all without human control. It will also avoid other aircraft on the way.

      Actually, it can't do all that. It can't operate the landing gear, flaps, or speedbrakes, and it doesn't have automatic TCAS ability (see the 737-Legacy collision in Brazil)*. And that "complex route" is programmed in by the human pilot.

      I may not have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I'm an engineer who tests flight control systems and avionics/autopilots for a living. I'm also a private pilot with business jet and airliner simulator time.

      *The A380 just (as in the past couple months) certified an autopilot/flight-director to TCAS mode. This appears to be the only such certified system.

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    17. Re:This is a non-event. by otter42 · · Score: 1

      Said as a true non-pilot.

      Being out of contact with ATC is how the vast majority of flights are done in the US. And there are very, very, very few midair collisions.

      Nontheless, at those altitudes, EVERYONE is under ATC, so ATC is not going to route someone else into the path of the airplane. ATC assumes that you're going to do what you confirmed you are going to do, until such time as you confirm something different.

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    18. Re:This is a non-event. by cstacy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the autopilot can take off, fly the complex route, and land at the destination airport all without human control. It will also avoid other aircraft on the way.

      Actually, it can't do all that. It can't operate the landing gear, flaps, or speedbrakes, and it doesn't have automatic TCAS ability (see the 737-Legacy collision in Brazil)*. And that "complex route" is programmed in by the human pilot.

      I may not have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I'm an engineer who tests flight control systems and avionics/autopilots for a living. I'm also a private pilot with business jet and airliner simulator time.

      *The A380 just (as in the past couple months) certified an autopilot/flight-director to TCAS mode. This appears to be the only such certified system.

      Actually, I think you are right about lowering the landing gear. Flaps are not absolutely necessary (but are generally necessary for a non-emergency). However, if the system is fully armed (APPR mode, AP1 + AP2, Auto-throttle, Auto-brake), the FMS will complete the landing: the spoilers will deploy, and on the ground the thrust reversers activate, and brakes apply automatically. I suspect that the FMS will not go into approach mode without pilot consent. But I don't have any turbine time.

      Of course a human enters the flight plan (or at least approves it -- maybe you can download it, at least on the ground, now, not sure), but flight (route) plans are normally composed by a computer.

      The current story isn't so much about automation (that was not in use, anyway), except in the mind of the public that is generally terrified of aviation as a matter of course. I think you know more of the details of what the current capabilities are in the fleets today, that being your profession. The interesting thing is how both pilots badly misjudged how distracted they would become while assuming that together they would not lose situational awareness.

    19. Re:This is a non-event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't even begin to address all the ways your post is wrong, but I'll have a go at it anyway.

      This is a non-event.

      No, this is very much an event, as another poster noted. Being out of communication with ATC over a third of the United States or for a time period of anything over about 10 minutes is a pretty serious breakdown in the system. There's a reason airspace above 18,000' in the US is referred to as "positive-control airspace" -- the aircraft in it are operating under the ostensible *control* of ATC, which has the authority to tell them to turn, climb, descend, etc. as needed to maintain separation (i.e., prevent midair collisions). ATC has to be able to communicate with them in order to maintain the integrity of the airspace.

      The autopilot takes care of everything in a modern aircraft.

      No. The autopilot may be capable of handling the flying duties in all phases of flight (except takeoffs, which are always performed manually), but someone has to tell it what to do, including making altitude changes. That someone would be the pilot. An autopilot, like any other computer system, is only as smart as its operator.

      In Airbus aircraft, it can even take off and land.

      No, again, autopilots are incapable of handling takeoffs. While the technology certainly exists to design an auto-flight system that is capable of taxiing the airplane on the ground and performing a takeoff, no manufacturer has certified such a system, nor is such a system a good idea IMO. An aborted takeoff is not something an automated system should be handling on its own, especially if the reason for the abort is some sort of control problem (for example, a blown tire).

      And just to be nitpicky, Boeing, Lockheed, McDonnell-Douglas, Bombardier, and Embraer all have or had auto-land systems available on various airliners as well. Auto-land is by no means an Airbus invention.

      The pilot-in-command is there for EMERGENCIES that cannot be handled reliably by autopilot.

      As noted above, the autopilot is a tool, nothing more. Heck, most autopilots can't even initiate a climb or descent without pilot input immediately preceding the altitude change. The autopilot does not have judgement or experience. It cannot see weather up ahead that would best be avoided, weather that isn't showing up on radar because the radar antenna in the airplane is woefully undersized. It cannot see -- and, by extension, avoid -- other aircraft. It does not know that you're following a 757 on a visual approach and need to fly a dot high on the glidepath to avoid the wake turbulence. It doesn't even know what a 757 or wake turbulence IS. It does not know that the winds aloft are blowing directly across the approach course at 35 knots and therefore, wake turbulence is unlikely to be an issue.

      Almost all of the training of a commercial/airline pilot is related to emergencies.

      Please, tell me what I spent five weeks of ground school learning, then, before we ever discussed one single emergency? Oh, right, that would be aircraft systems.

      You get partial credit here because the majority of simulator time is spent practising various emergency procedures, primarily because the real world offers so few opportunities to practise them and we pilots have to stay sharp somehow. (Of course, if they were common in the real world, they wouldn't be emergencies, would they?)

      In fact, some airlines do not allow human pilots to fly the aircraft because autopilot is a lot better on fuel economy.

      As was memorably stated by the authors of a journal article several years ago, "This assertion is incompatible with reality". You made this up. Admit it.

      Really, it's not true in any way, shape, or form, and cannot be true for various reasons stated above. Airlines generally require their pilots to be comfortable with *all* levels of automation in the aircraft. The only time the autopilot is required to be engaged is by regulatory mandate -- not airline policy -- in RVSM airsp

    20. Re:This is a non-event. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Ground spoilers, like auto-brake, must be manually armed. Thrust reversers don't deploy automatically--those are manually-controlled with safety interlocks to prevent in-air deployment*. Gear and TRs are things that will ruin your day in a big hurry if they extend/deploy when you don't want them to, so they're not left up to a computer and their actuation handles are impossible to mistake for anything else.

      I know the big issue is the distraction, not the automation. I just know that the general public is very ignorant of aviation and likely to "know" things that aren't true. I try to correct those misconceptions (like the impression that the autopilot is just a big Staples "Easy" button that the pilots press and then just sit back and relax).

      *Exceptions that do allow in-air TR use: DC-8, C-5, C-17, Il-62

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    21. Re:This is a non-event. by cstacy · · Score: 1

      The Airbus manual I read said that the thrust reversers deploy automatically.

  22. pushed? not a big deal? by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't they have picked up air traffic control yelling at them regardless?

    Would have to assume they took off the headphones so they could hear each other as they discussed the computer app. I don't think there's a speaker in the cockpit from the tower.

    Two questions come to mind:

    1) what sort of urgency was placed on learning this new system? Were they being rushed? Did anyone suggest they hurry up and get each other up to speed on the app ("as soon as possible"/"whenever you get a chance"?) and they simply didn't have any personal time left to do it? (things like this tend to get pushed to be done on personal, rather than paid, time)
    2) 110 miles in a jet? really? big detour? How long does it take a jet to travel 110 miles? This extended the flight what, a whole 15 minutes counting backtrack time? For a jet that's like a bus driver missing an exit and having to drive another 4 miles to the next cloverleaf and do a 180. Though it probably had a few more exaggerated side-effects, like passengers missing connecting flights (which happens too much anyway even when planes are on time) plus the cost of a few hundred pounds of fuel. But still, seems like its being overblown.

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  23. Recipe for disaster? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    No check-ins... no access by the crew.. if the pilot becomes incapacitated, they are screwed:

    Flight attendants have not had keys to open a plane’s cockpit door since the 2001 terrorist attacks, and there is no procedure in which they regularly check on pilots. The cabin crew communicates by phone or through chimes that can be heard in the passenger cabin.

    1. Re:Recipe for disaster? by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      I know there are at least some precautions.

      As I was boarding a flight the other day, I noticed a clipboard that was sitting at the end of the jetway, and there was a form there that was used to verify that pilot and copilot were not eating the same thing for their in-flight meal.

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    2. Re:Recipe for disaster? by sitarlo · · Score: 1

      This is FAA regulation because incidents have occurred where both pilots were stricken with severe food poisoning.

    3. Re:Recipe for disaster? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It's sensible... but what about their pre-flight meals? It occurs polites who know each other might at times come to eat out together in private, when they're not flying a plane, but possibly some hours before boarding the plane.

      And are there stipulations that they will never share any food or bring any snacks into the cabin shared between multiple pilots?

      Given the long length of boring flights, I doubt that regulations could effectively keep pilots from snacking at times, and sharing food at times.

      I have to think there are some types of emergencies where it could be essential or critical to have additional people in the cabin to quickly assist the pilots.

      If they don't have keys, and the pilots are in too much a crisis to get up and open the door, then they're in real trouble...

  24. Some perspective by turing_m · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It reminds me when I first started working. I was cleaning out my old backup files. so I meant to do a rm -f *~ but me being green and not so careful I did an rm -f * ~

    The difference between that and the mistake of a pilot is a potential several hundred lives.

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    1. Re:Some perspective by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What if someone made the -rm mistake and it deleted a hospital's patient records? That could easily cost several hundred lives.

      What if some programmer made a flipped flag error and shunted a highspeed passenger train onto an occupied track? That could easily cost several hundred lives.

      What if someone misprogrammed a drug formulation? That could easily cost several thousand lives.

      Inattention in the cockpit ... well, a plane on autopilot WILL continue to pretty much fly itself and is very unlikely to just crash. It's probably one of the lower risk "someone messed up and now people die" scenarios. Not that it's a good thing by any means, but it's far from the worst possible case.

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    2. Re:Some perspective by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and if an instrument fails, or a storm suddenly diverts into its path, or you hit a flock of birds, or another airplane is experiencing trouble and on a collision course, then the plane will fly itself (and you, if you are unlucky enough to be a passenger) into oblivion. It may be unlikely, but try telling that to the victims' families when it does happen.

      Weird stuff occurs in the air way more often than one might think BTW. In the vast majority of cases it passes without the passengers ever noticing... because there are trained pilots there to handle it immediately. Modern APs have existed for like 30 years... if flying were straightforward enough to be automated all the time they would have phased out human pilots long ago.

      Incidentally, I used to develop software for a railway and would have not only expected but indeed fully endorsed nothing less than termination if a programming mistake made by myself or one of my colleagues put lives at risk.

    3. Re:Some perspective by honkycat · · Score: 1

      The problem is not making an error. The problem is creating a situation where an error or malfunction can lead to a catastrophe.

      The problem is choosing to ignore regulations in such a way that you're not paying attention to something as important as flying an aircraft and monitoring air traffic controller communications. That's not an error, that's a willful disregard for the possible consequences. In this case, they got lucky, but that does not excuse their behavior. It was clearly negligent.

      I've heard several possible explanations for what happened, but I haven't heard a single one that leads me to having any sympathy if these guys lose their jobs. If there were a "good" excuse, I'm pretty sure that's the first one they'd be claiming...

    4. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you fire everyone who makes a mistake, you will soon find yourself with an inexperienced workforce and you will have MORE accidents, not less.

  25. Complete overreaction by thickdiick · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do you know what happens to a captain (or any pilot, for that matter) when they are terminated? They start at the bottom of any airline that hires them. Yes, seniority is only on a per-airline basis. The only thing that matters in seniority is how long you've been at THAT airline.

    1. Re:Complete overreaction by muckracer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Do you know what happens to a captain (or any pilot, for that matter) when
      > they are terminated? They start at the bottom of any airline that hires
      > them.

      Perhaps as baggage handlers. I'd be very surprised if any airline would
      willingly engage in the potential public relations disaster by hiring a pilot
      "who already previously has put several hundred lives at risk".

    2. Re:Complete overreaction by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Do you think any airline would hire them after this?

      Anyway I think the FAA (or whoever is responsible) would cancel thier pilots licence.

    3. Re:Complete overreaction by realsilly · · Score: 1

      If they were that senior, then they know better and repercussions should happen. These two know better.

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    4. Re:Complete overreaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you would be surprised

    5. Re:Complete overreaction by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Who cares?! Seriously, pilots who neglect their jobs and the rules such as these two did deserve to lose their seniority and their jobs! We're not talking about misfiling a report somewhere, we're talking about negligently ignoring basic flight safety rules and then ignoring radio comms. Missing some comms is one thing, but ignoring them for over an hour is another matter entirely.

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  26. They were working, after all by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 5, Insightful

    so the first officer could tutor the captain in a new scheduling system put in place by Delta Air Lines

    If this is really the case (which is still to be confirmed), then they were at least working for their company, making the best use of what they (incorrectly) thought was "available" time.

    Keep this in mind, all of you reading slashdot at work !

    1. Re:They were working, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure boss... loggin' it off here boss...

    2. Re:They were working, after all by JD-1027 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Keep this in mind, all of you reading slashdot at work !

      Good point. I really should land this plane sometime soon.

  27. I hate journalism by noundi · · Score: 1

    The Airbus A320has a cruising speed of mach 0.78 and a max speed of mach 0.82. Mach 0.78 = 593.7415 mph and 110/593.7415 * 60 = ca 11,12 minutes. If they were going in cruising speed they missed the time by 11,12 minutes. Not so amazing now is it?

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    1. Re:I hate journalism by adf92343414 · · Score: 1
      FTFA:

      The impromptu tutoring session apparently caused Mr. Cole and Mr. Cheney to ignore air-traffic controllers for about 90 minutes on Wednesday night, and forget to begin preparations for landing in Minneapolis. Instead, the plane flew about 110 miles to the skies over Eau Claire, Wis., as more than a dozen air-traffic controllers in three locations serving Denver and Minneapolis tried to get the pilots' attention.

      90 != 11 or 12. You don't land a plane at cruising speed.

    2. Re:I hate journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Airbus A320has a cruising speed of mach 0.78 and a max speed of mach 0.82. Mach 0.78 = 593.7415 mph and 110/593.7415 * 60 = ca 11,12 minutes. If they were going in cruising speed they missed the time by 11,12 minutes. Not so amazing now is it?

      It is when you consider that the descent to the airport usually starts 30 minutes before landing...

    3. Re:I hate journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another 40 minutes or so and they would have violated Canadian air space.

    4. Re:I hate journalism by noundi · · Score: 1

      FTFA:

      The impromptu tutoring session apparently caused Mr. Cole and Mr. Cheney to ignore air-traffic controllers for about 90 minutes on Wednesday night, and forget to begin preparations for landing in Minneapolis. Instead, the plane flew about 110 miles to the skies over Eau Claire, Wis., as more than a dozen air-traffic controllers in three locations serving Denver and Minneapolis tried to get the pilots' attention.

      90 != 11 or 12. You don't land a plane at cruising speed.

      Fair enough. If we assume, which I think is fair to do, that take off and landing are two static intervals, going to and from cruising that is. Then the only variable here is the cruising interval. I'm no pilot but I fail to see how 90 minutes in cruising speed is 110 miles. Unless the airtraffic controllers were trying to contact them long before even going to descent, as some routine check or something -- again I'm no pilot. Given this second scenario, they were still only flying for 11-12 minutes too long in cruising speed.
       
      You don't look at schedules during landing.

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    5. Re:I hate journalism by sitarlo · · Score: 1

      Yes but cruising speed is only at high altitudes. A large aircraft doesn't go from runway to runway at top speed. It takes a long time to climb out, then to slow down, descend and land. A flight with a 12 minute cruise time will still take 45 minutes from push back to wheel stop.

    6. Re:I hate journalism by noundi · · Score: 1

      Yes but cruising speed is only at high altitudes. A large aircraft doesn't go from runway to runway at top speed. It takes a long time to climb out, then to slow down, descend and land. A flight with a 12 minute cruise time will still take 45 minutes from push back to wheel stop.

      You're saying that they forgot the time while they were descending? If so then given the most logical scenario, that you would descend at a linear rate (it's a commercial flight so comfort is a factor to consider), wouldn't they ultimately crash if the flew longer than they should? In a more unprobable scenario they would descend with an exponential rate, which would explain it, but then TFA says:

      In the case of Flight 188, “neither pilot was aware of the airplane’s position until a flight attendant called about five minutes before they were scheduled to land and asked what was their estimated time of arrival,” the report said. By that time, the plane, which should have begun its descent into Minneapolis about half an hour earlier, was still at 37,000 feet and more than 100 miles beyond its destination.

      They hadn't even begun descending. So why would you slow down unless you're about to descend?
       
      Look I don't intend to be rude but you're the fifth person to answer to my post and you're saying the same thing as 3 others. Can you please read the posts above and continue on one of those? I don't want to post the same thing three times as that is severely redundant.

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    7. Re:I hate journalism by sitarlo · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they *forgot* anything. I was just stating that the cruising speed of the aircraft has nothing to do with this case or the outcome. The pilots didn't even start their descent until they were way off course and had turned the plane around. Even if they made up time, they are still highly negligent pilots.

    8. Re:I hate journalism by noundi · · Score: 1

      I was just stating that the cruising speed of the aircraft has nothing to do with this case or the outcome.

      You stated, and you were wrong. You said:

      Yes but cruising speed is only at high altitudes. A large aircraft doesn't go from runway to runway at top speed. It takes a long time to climb out, then to slow down, descend and land. A flight with a 12 minute cruise time will still take 45 minutes from push back to wheel stop.

      And I quoted TFA:

      In the case of Flight 188, “neither pilot was aware of the airplane’s position until a flight attendant called about five minutes before they were scheduled to land and asked what was their estimated time of arrival,” the report said. By that time, the plane, which should have begun its descent into Minneapolis about half an hour earlier, was still at 37,000 feet and more than 100 miles beyond its destination.

      The pilots didn't even start their descent until they were way off course and had turned the plane around.

      You're stating what I already stated when I quoted TFA.

      Even if they made up time, they are still highly negligent pilots.

      This is true, yet still irrelevant. I never claimed that they were or weren't negligent pilots. Only that the time/distance relationship doesn't add up.
       
      Look -- you're not making any sense, and you're drawing very odd conclusions. And the very first sentence in the post that I'm replying to is clearly showing that you didn't even read TFS:

      I'm not saying they *forgot* anything.

      From TFS:

      'Both said they lost track of time,' said an interim report from the National Transportation Safety Board countering theories in aviation circles that the two pilots might have fallen asleep or were arguing in the cockpit.

      Really there is not point in me replying to your posts if you don't even read TFS as clearly that would get us absolutely nowhere when discussing the story.
       
      A flight consists of three stages, take off/ascent, cruise and landing/descent. You're trying to push the nonsensical idea that when they hadn't yet gone for landing/descent, and obviously they were not in take off/ascent:

      ... the cruising speed of the aircraft has nothing to do with this case or the outcome.

      Again, please understand that my intentions are not to be rude, but don't bother answering because you clearly didn't bother to read my post, the TFA, or draw a logical conclusion.

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    9. Re:I hate journalism by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      They should be in contact with air trafic controllers well in advance of landing to ensure they have clearance and scheduling.

      The 110 miles / 12 minutes is *beyond* their destination. They should have been paying attention, responding to calls, and descending well *before* their destination. The 90 minutes is hardly suprising.

  28. Was it by xednieht · · Score: 1

    A WoW Raid scheduling system?

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  29. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I prefer to have my own car, with my own hands on the wheel, because I trust myself more than I trust some underpaid stranger.

    Slight flaw in your reasoning: what about all the other people on the road, a fair proportion of whom are bloody idiots who aren't even competent to operate a skateboard?

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  30. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You have to begin your descent loooooong before the 110 miles. They were still at cruising altitude when they noticed they were past their mark.

  31. Just say no to poorly judging risk by jeffmeden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny, then, that the method of travel which you insist is the safest actually results in the most deaths per mile traveled... I am not saying anything about you *personally* but this kind of poor risk judgment is what leads to all kinds of bad decisions. From what type of travel to choose, to what kind of medical treatment to choose, we humans are absolutely TERRIBLE at properly weighing risk. Say what you will about the fallibility of statistics, we all stand to gain if people put a little more stock in sound science as opposed to emotion-driven decision making.

    1. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      But, if he screws up, he's probably the only one who dies. Even if he has passengers, he won't have as many as the guy driving the bus or the plane.

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    2. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for demonstrating my point. Even though these people (mass transportation operators) have a far greater responsibility placed on them, they still manage to kill fewer people than self-driven motorists. I am not saying we shouldn't be very vigilant about safety in ALL forms of transportation. But, to say that just because you are taking responsibility for yourself (by driving yourself) or just because you are (slightly) more likely to be the only one killed in the event of an accident, is just another gross misjudgment of risk.

    3. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>>Funny, then, that the method of travel which you insist is the safest actually results in the most deaths per mile traveled...

      Yes but *per trip* the car is safer. I want to know what are my odds of dying every time I sit inside a car, train, or plane. The odds for the car *for each trip* is lower.

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    4. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's say you take a 10 mile trip in your car. Just going based on averages, you are actually more likely to die, per mile traveled on that short trip compared to a longer one, but nevertheless your odds of dying on that trip are 1:7,800,000. Compare that to the odds of dying on a given plane trip, 1:3,500,000. That means you have to take no more than two car trips for every plane trip to make your odds of dying in the air greater to the odds of dying on the ground. Do you live more than 10 miles from your regional airport? If so, the odds are undeniably in the favor of dying on your WAY TO AND FROM the airport than dying while in the air.

      But, go ahead and drive to wherever it is that you are going. Good luck!

    5. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're making a common mistake in applying statistics to an individual.

      It doesn't really matter to my personal survival what is the death rate per mile for the entire population.

      My risk assessment takes into account my own personal driving skills, the vehicle I drive and it's relative merits in it's current operating environment and a multitude of other factors.

      My reaction times aren't what they were when I was a teenager, but my ability to detect and avoid dangerous situations is much better than most people. That much is obvious to me when I'm a passenger.

      The average driver is only minimally engaged with his vehicle.

      So I'd say that generally speaking, my odds are better than most people's are when I'm driving.

      OTOH - my odds are probably better than most people in an air crash that's not immediately fatal to all on board, as I'm perfecting willing to claw my way over women and children to get to an egress point.

    6. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      The problem with your argument is that if I were to poll a group of drivers (as a number of scientists have done), a distinct majority would define themselves (as you did) as "above average". The error here is self evident.

      Surely there are risk factors that you are in complete control of, such as choosing a safe vehicle and properly maintaining it, choosing not to drive while incapacitated in some way, and avoiding driving when the highest number of dangerous drivers (or dangerous situations) are present on the road. However, to conclude that "my odds are better than most people's are when I'm driving" because "my ability to detect and avoid dangerous situations is much better than most people" is an egregious misjudgment of risk.

    7. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      Whether or not my judgment is correct does not negate the fact that my abilities fall somewhere on a spectrum, and my risk will be higher or lower than the average.

    8. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I am driving my car and dangerous conditions develop, I can pull the hell over. If I am in a bus and the driver strokes out, I can have a (literal) fighting chance to take the wheel and bring the thing to a stop. If I am in an airplane with a locked cockpit, I am entirely in the hands of the pilot - and I expect him to be focusing all of his attention on his job, as it is all on him. In the wise words of Uncle Ben, "with great power comes great responsibility.

    9. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      Which... *gasp* averages out when you consider a group of people. Thats the point.

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      a handful of selfish greedy people are no match for millions of selfish, greedy people -u4ya
    10. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      The point is that most drivers have no real concept of what "average" is, as demonstrated by a study that finds drivers will self-assess themselves as above average *much more often than not*. Unless you have some specific evidence to demonstrate that your skills or circumstances place you in a lower risk subgroup, you have no way to ascertain your risk with any more accuracy than considering the stats of the entire population.

      Again, nothing personal, but humans in general are just TERRIBLE with risk.

    11. Re:Just say no to poorly judging risk by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

      Funny, then, that the method of travel which you insist is the safest actually results in the most deaths per mile traveled... I am not saying anything about you *personally* but this kind of poor risk judgment is what leads to all kinds of bad decisions. From what type of travel to choose, to what kind of medical treatment to choose, we humans are absolutely TERRIBLE at properly weighing risk. Say what you will about the fallibility of statistics, we all stand to gain if people put a little more stock in sound science as opposed to emotion-driven decision making.

      The number of deaths per hour driving is the same as the number of deaths per hour flying. What was that about statistics and risk judgment you were saying?

  32. Autopilot... by Ba1der · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm no pilot, nor flight-tech, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but modern passenger and cargo planes is capable of automatic take off, course corrections and landing, right? In my eyes, this is a good time to start discussing taking the human factor out of flying? Let the planes fly themself from takeoff to landing and keep the pilots along only as backup/supervisors, and only until peoples paranoia for autopilots has gone away. At least, start with the cargoplanes and test until deemed safe and then move to the rest.

    1. Re:Autopilot... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my eyes, this is a good time to start discussing taking the human factor out of flying?

            Sure, and just have planes crash when the computer can't handle a situation - eg flight 1549.

            Fully automated flying is a _BAD IDEA_ for passenger jets. Yes an autopilot helps with the tedium of long distance level flight. However you need the pilots there for the emergency scenario. And AFAIK, pilots still take off and land manually.

            The French have tried to build sophisticated computer software to automate as much as the flying as possible in their Airbus planes, and these systems work well most of the time. However when they fail, they usually fail catastrophically. Would you like to die just because the computer encountered a problem it wasn't smart enough to work through? I always want a guy up there who's able to hit the "OFF" switch, and take over. Even if it doesn't work, at least it's an extra back up system and was worth a shot.

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    2. Re:Autopilot... by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 1

      For pilots to be able to effectively intercede in an autopilot situation, they first have to be awake and paying attention.

      For them to only begin situation assessment when alerted would make them nearly useless.

    3. Re:Autopilot... by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 1

      there's a reason we refer to Airbuses as "Toulouse tree trimmers" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_296

    4. Re:Autopilot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no pilot, nor flight-tech,

      And let's just stop there. You left off some of the most important things that you are not, namely FAA Policy Analyst, Aircraft Configuration Manager, Airline CFO, etc. Getting a plane from Point A to Point B involves a lot more than just a working machine and a control element, there is the entire National Airspace (NAS) to consider (that's the infrastructure in the US that makes it possible for planes to safely share airspace). This infrastructure is a complex puzzle of regulations, aircraft equippage mandates, airline lobbyists, and a little actual technology (RADARs, ATC workstations, communications networks, etc.). Making even a simple change often requires upgrades to the entire ground infrastructure (equipment and procedures) in a given region plus the equippage of a large number of aircraft. The costs of the aircraft side alone will typically be millions of dollars per aircraft (hardware/software, integration and testing work, and certification for each aircraft configuration), which adds up fast when you're dealing with fleets of hundreds of aircraft. As you would expect, airlines don't like having to upgrade their systems (which would be necessary for a system like you describe, regardless of what is currently on any given plane, since the current equippage is not designed to operate safely in the mode you describe and the FAA would probably mandate changes even if it were).

      Now we get into the standards development process, which is a joint effort between the FAA, the airlines (passenger, cargo, and the DoD), the communications providers (primarily ARINC), and the avionics manufacturers. You can probably imagine how well that works. Oh, and by the way, other regions of the world will be working on similar systems, so there's the added fun of synchronizing efforts globally so airlines won't get hit with conflicting or duplicate mandates (see also: every differing US-EU standard ever).

      Did I mention the unions? They usually have issues with any NAS upgrades, just look at how much lobbying the controllers' union has been doing against ADS-B. Any changes can't be allowed to make employees redundant, so have fun making any improvements.

      Oh, right, security. You don't want to know. Let's just say that you want to keep a human in the loop at all times when safety of flight is involved. Automating flight control to the extent you are suggesting would be a phenomenally bad idea under the current communications infrastructure (and good luck getting THAT upgraded).

      Now add another 15 years and you have an idea how this all works.

    5. Re:Autopilot... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      So tell me, how does "bait and switch" add anything to the argument?

      We're talking about fully automated flying. You're talking about sleeping pilots.

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  33. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by murphyd311 · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's a speaker in the cockpit from the tower

    From the last link the TFS (emphasis mine):

    At cruise altitude - the pilots stated they were using cockpit speakers to listen to radio communications, not their headsets.

  34. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sorry but that's just crap. New pilots, sure, they make less, but on *AVERAGE* the pay is around $70k. http://www.avjobs.com/salaries-wages-pay/pilot-pay.asp

    Yeah, GP is full of BS. No stats, just single anecdotal sob stories. From a list of overpaid jobs:

    9) Major airline pilots

    While American and United pilots recently took pay cuts, senior captains earn as much as $250,000 a year at Delta, and their counterparts at other major airlines still earn about $150,000 to $215,000 - several times pilot pay at regional carriers - for a job that technology has made almost fully automated.

    By comparison, senior pilots make up to 40 percent less at low-fare carriers like Jet Blue and Southwest, though some enjoy favorable perks like stock options. That helps explain why their employers are profitable while several of the majors are still teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

    The pilot's unions are the most powerful in the industry. They demand premium pay as if still in the glory days of long-gone Pan Am and TWA, rather than the cutthroat, deregulated market of under-$200 coast-to-coast roundtrips. In what amounts to a per-passenger commission, the larger the plane, the more they earn - even though it takes little more skill to pilot a jumbo jet. It's as much the airplane mechanics who hold our fate in their hands.

    The mechanics are the ones that really get the short end of the stick. But they don't have expensive schooling.

  35. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by bmatt17 · · Score: 1

    yeah cause putting your trust to the hundreds of people you share the road with daily is much safer than the 1 or 2 you have to trust to fly the plane.

  36. Isn't it truly frightening by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that on this site we have so many people who believe Michael Moore?

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    1. Re:Isn't it truly frightening by jamie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      His latest movie isn't compelling, and his fact-checkers fell down on the job this time around. It's barely even entertaining. I don't recommend it. That doesn't mean what he reports is untrue -- he talked to these guys, he saw a pay stub.

      (Previous efforts have been much more enlightening and educational. I do recommend Columbine, Fahrenheit, and especially Sicko.)

    2. Re:Isn't it truly frightening by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Previous efforts have been much more enlightening and educational. I do recommend Columbine

      Fortunately, accuracy isn't a requirement for enlightenment.

  37. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    You can say a lot of things, but those captains F/O are certainly NOT underpaid.

  38. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by baaa · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am an ex-IT engineer turned airline pilot (currently flying Airbus A320) so will bite and explain some items...

    1. there are loudspeakers in the cockpit, usually the volume is at mid-level, but you choose the volume you want
    2. it takes about 10m to fly 80 miles, so 110miles of course would mean they were engaged in the discussion for some 25m (10m from Top of Descent plus the 110m after destination)
    3. You normally keep an ear out for someone calling you in the radio, but sometimes you just might miss it. I concede that 30m without listening to air traffic control is too much...
    4. Their timing was all wrong... Near top of descent turning on their laptops?? Come on...... It's one of the only 2 situations were you really must have full attention, Takeoff until Top of Climb and from Top of Descent to Landing....
    5. There is an automatic system called TCAS (Traffic Collision and Avoiding System) that would warn them if there was any chance of colliding with another aircraft. This system is mandatory (at least in Europe) and is why those 2 aircraft over Brazil collided some years ago.
    6. In what regards to fuel, you take fuel to fly to destination + fuel to fly from destination to alternate landing + 30m holding at alternate + whatever your airline policy sees fit + whatever captain decision sees fit. They probably landed short on fuel to fly to destination, but there are procedures in place for this.
    7. Normally there are allways 2 radion frequencies in use, the area you are in and the emergency frequency. Also, some airplanes have HF frequencies and can be called over HF. This will sound a buzzer in the cockpit and is quite loud.I doubt ATC called them over HF....
    8. Autopilot was obviously on, but it doesn't beep when reaching Top of Descent...
    9. Firing them is a bit excessive, but some sort of disciplinary action should be taken. Do not forget that training a pilot costs above 100kUSD, so it is not immediate to find a replacement. Also it is easy to just appoint blame, but keep in mind that aviation is not like your regular day job. There is no excuse for what happened here but the mentality of "you erred, you're fired" will cause problems in the future.....

    B

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  39. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by KylePflug · · Score: 2, Informative

    What you need to get is that to make Senior Captain, you need seniority. Not skill, experience, recommendations, or flight time. 100% seniority. And if you ever are laid off and change airlines, you start over at the bottom of the paygrade. So yes, some old guys make a shit-ton of money, but it's next to impossible to break into the industry, military or not, because everyone else (cargo pilots, regional airline pilots, corporate pilots) are paid very little considering the debt, demands of the schedule, and impossibility of finding a second job if you ever fail a checkride.

  40. "This is Aero"... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It'll come up any minute now..."

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  41. Brilliant business plan! by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Step 1: buy out another airline, and start looking for ways to "eliminate redundancies".
    Step 2: force the workers to spend work time learning a byzantine new management system.
    Step 3: fire anyone who makes errors at work as a result.
    Step 4: Profit!

  42. Does Their Story Hold Water? by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    They were on laptops for over a hour? They said they were being notified by a special transponder system that sounds an alert in the cockpit - they didn't hear that?

    And doesn't the system they were using need to access online schedules? Were they connected?

    I still think they were getting some nappie-poo time.

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  43. Windows 7 Launch Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They were having a Windows 7 Launch Party!!

    Unfortunately the video didn't cover this situation...

  44. How to get their attention... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Go inverted, and give them the bird.

  45. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2) 110 miles in a jet? really? big detour? How long does it take a jet to travel 110 miles? This extended the flight what, a whole 15 minutes counting backtrack time? For a jet that's like a bus driver missing an exit and having to drive another 4 miles to the next cloverleaf and do a 180. Though it probably had a few more exaggerated side-effects, like passengers missing connecting flights (which happens too much anyway even when planes are on time) plus the cost of a few hundred pounds of fuel. But still, seems like its being overblown.

    110 miles is a LONG way out of their defined flight path. Which is, you know, the path through which there is any guarantee of not HITTING ANOTHER PLANE.

    Its not about time, money, fuel or inconvenience.

    Its about gross negligence and a very real risk of causing an in-air collision. (and killing 2 planes full of people)

  46. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are you flying right now? :)

  47. I hate know it alls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, we are so impressed by your arithmetic skills. Try reading the article next time, genius. It's more like 30 minutes. It turns out you have to start descending some distance before actually reaching the airport.

    In the case of Flight 188, “neither pilot was aware of the airplane’s position until a flight attendant called about five minutes before they were scheduled to land and asked what was their estimated time of arrival,” the report said. By that time, the plane, which should have begun its descent into Minneapolis about half an hour earlier, was still at 37,000 feet and more than 100 miles beyond its destination.

  48. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You probably shouldn't be on ./ while you are piloting your Airbus A320 dude.

  49. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... by operator_error · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, that's me. Fsck.

  50. As jellomizer put it... by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am surprised that anyone is able to keep their job. Where an honest mistake where no one was harmed causes someone to loose their career. I would feel more comfortable riding in a plain from a pilot who has a relatively good record and made a mistake and got severely corrected As they know the severity of their mistake, and are extra careful not to make an other one. Vs. a Pilot who has a good records but has gone too comfortable with their job, and will be likely to make their first mistake.

    It reminds me when I first started working. I was cleaning out my old backup files. so I meant to do a rm -f *~ but me being green and not so careful I did an rm -f * ~

    I Hit Ctrl-C after I realized it was taking way to long. However, I cleared out about 2 weeks of work. Plus my personal documents. Needless to say I learned to backup more freaklently and the value of a good source control system. But If I were to get fired after that mistake and forced to switch careers then I wouldn't be able to apply my new learned methods.

    That is why I cringe whenever there is a big mistake and people go well I hope that guy gets fired. Because the guy who did the mistake and especially if he was honest about it, would probably be so much more careful the nest time around. Who I would be more worried about is the guy who fired him. As part of the mistake is on him too. For not making sure they are safe guard in place.

    I have had the same kind of experience at work. Except I *WAS* fired for it. Kind of sucks when you are designing a $20000 dollar circuit board in your first month and you put the PGA socket lands in backwards. Needless to say, I didn't make that mistake again. It also made it kinda hard to get a new job...

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    1. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've been fired twice. The first time was for putting up an "about me" web page on a company-owned machine. It was a pretty relaxed IT department and the web was the cool new thing to experiment with, and my boss knew about it. But HER boss was surprised by it and didn't approve of the "misuse of company resources". That night I was shown the door. The second time was for having an argument with my boss. I'd been working 14-hour days for two weeks and lost my temper when he told me to redo something I'd done a week before. Again, I was escorted out the next day without even a discussion. Both were mistakes, to be sure. Both were mistakes I learned from. But instead of letting both the business and the employee benefit from my continued employment, they canned me. It's as if the pink slip is the only HR tool they know how to use.

    2. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Skuto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Kind of sucks when you are designing a $20000 dollar circuit board in your first month and you put the
      >PGA socket lands in backwards.

      Shouldn't they have fired whoever was signing off on your work?

      I can't imagine a company letting a newbie design a 200000 USD board and then not having a more experienced engineer sign off on it. For all the things wrong that were wrong at my past job, what you describe sure as hell wasn't one of them.

    3. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The horrible misspeller keeps his job, but you lost it? Where's the justice?

    4. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But have you fallen asleep while running at power in charge of nuclear reactor plant control? I was always 100% and never tired and worn out but I've *heard* of people that have.

    5. Re:As jellomizer put it... by PRMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shouldn't they have fired whoever was signing off on your work?

      Who do you think fired him?

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    6. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      It's the usual pattern. Greed leads them to believe, that they could simply replace professional experienced people with newbies, and get the same quality. And if you tell them that you absolutely can't, they either close their eyes like children, stomp their foot on the ground, and say "Make it anyway! I don't care for the rules of physics!" (A result of always getting what they wanted, and now expecting it. And something that has to be broken as early and clearly as possible!), or they fire you right away, and get a new one, until they find someone who will "make it so".

      Most managers are like that: They are actually more childish and less grown up. Because they did not have to.

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    7. Re:As jellomizer put it... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Yes Homer, we all believe you.

    8. Re:As jellomizer put it... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      ... and as long as the manager fires the subordinate then he gets off scott free.

      A good HR manager looks for patterns like this and sees through the blame game with employee retention. Unfortunately in a recession this is normal and you can find very good and experienced labor now willing to work for dirt cheap.

  51. The X-Files angle by |Hatter| · · Score: 1

    Unexplained communications blackout? I’d love to hear what the passengers and support crew experienced during this time. The flight crew runs these routes multiple times a day and you know that they are just watching the clock until lunch at the terminal.

    And yeah – I’ve seen every episode.

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  52. Still not doing the job properly by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I work the phone for support. If I spend one or two hours reading tech articles trying to increase my knowledge of my job when I was scheduled to be taking calls from customers, I'm not doing my job. If I go to my boss and schedule time to read those articles when I'm not supposed to be taking calls, that's the right way to handle that.

    When you are a piloting an airplane, your job is to pilot the airplane!

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  53. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an ex-IT engineer turned airline pilot (currently flying Airbus A320) so will bite and explain some items...

    Wow, that's even worse, that guy is writing slashdot comments while flying an A320!

  54. Cut 'em some slack... by rnturn · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first time I encountered that damned ribbon menu it took me a long time to get anything done, too.

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  55. Uh, what about joining the Mile High Club? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if they decided to join the mile high club, but in the afterglow, they realized that they had missed radio calls. They knew that the CVR might give them away. They needed to kill 30 + xx minutes. Deciding that the easiest way would be to leave it on autopilot at FL37 until they 'ran out the clock'. Then played like they were distracted, until one of the flight attendants banged on the door.

    It took them a few tries to get the story straight once they landed, first: 'we argued', next 'we lost track of time', next: 'we were using computers'

  56. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Walter+White · · Score: 2, Insightful

    9. Firing them is a bit excessive, but some sort of disciplinary action should be taken.

    The article says they ignored air traffic control for 90 minutes. I am not a pilot, but it seems that would fall under the category of egregious disregard for their responsibilities.

    What are the possible safety consequences of ignoring ATC and other radio communication for that long? Does the ATC pass any safety related information to the cockpit crew?

    Perhaps they should not be fired, but I would certainly not expect them to fly a commercial passenger flight again.

  57. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by jamie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HAH! "for a job that technology has made almost fully automated... the larger the plane, the more they earn - even though it takes little more skill to pilot a jumbo jet."

    $200K for the decades of training and experience to know what to do when one of the world's more complicated machines breaks, a mile in the air, with 200 souls on board. "Overpaid"? What a jackass.

  58. Your sig by Fished · · Score: 1

    "Jesus Christ, I hate those Christians?" I guess there's no danger of your plane crashing when the rapture comes, huh? :) (For the record, I don't believe in the rapture...)

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    1. Re:Your sig by baaa · · Score: 1

      hehe, I prefer to think it will be in Auto-Pilot when we all pass-out for 137s.... :) as for the rapture, for each religion it's own future. I, for one, do not believe in any...

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  59. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

    ...because nobody's ever been killed by other drivers of passenger cars texting, talking on cellphones, or doing other crazy things behind the wheel?

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  60. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by sribe · · Score: 1

    Re your point 3, again, as I said above, they were out of radio contact for 78 minutes. Which also means that they didn't start at top of descent, just that they started much earlier and "cruised" through it without noticing. 78 minutes. *78* minutes. I suspect that might also change your opinion about firing?

  61. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by baaa · · Score: 1

    errm, nop, DUH!

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  62. I wouldn't say they weren't in ANY danger by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    This was incredibly dumb, and deserves termination or at least a very, VERY strong reprimand, but at no time were the passengers in any danger.

    If there was some crazy emergency - like another aircraft with distracted pilots on a collision course - they would not have responded appropriately since they were ignoring the radio. I suppose there may be a collision warning system they *might* have heard... I don't mind if a pilot takes a break, so long as the other guy is paying attention, but for both to just geek-out at a laptop for 20 minutes is not something I'd consider "safe".

    If they do keep these guys, maybe they should be required to fly without the autopilot for a few months :-)

    1. Re:I wouldn't say they weren't in ANY danger by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The other aircraft would not only have had to be distracted, but terribly off course and/or altitude as well. Class A airspace is laid out a little like shipping lanes, where you go from point to point along your course, and very few of the lines cross at the same altitude.

      Assuming we did have a possible midair, both planes would have been flying in a converging course for some time.

      And at that point, the ATC dude would have started screaming into his mic, and asking pilots in surrounding areas to scream into as many frequencies are are available. Not to mention the AWS (Automated Warning System) that most commercial planes have - which are VERY HARD to ignore unless you're blind and deaf in addition to being distracted. Plus ATC would have scrambled the intercept jets a lot sooner, one set for each plane.

      These pilots were distracted, meaning they claimed they could hear the chatter but didn't notice their flight number being called. I'd be willing to bet a collision squawk would have perked their ears up right quick.

      According to what I read, ATC was concerned enough to put intercepts on standby, and made best-effort attempts to contact them on the frequencies they are likely to be on (the ATC frequency they should have signed off when they left San Diego airspace, etc). But the intercepts had not yet taken off. ATC did not see a danger, merely "something amiss".

      What the pilots did was wrong, and I'll be VERY surprised if any of them gets back into passenger aviation any time in the near future. But there are enough safeguards in aviation that it would take a lot more before I'd consider the flight "unsafe" by any stretch of the imagination.

      "Unwise?" Abso-fraggin-lutely.

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  63. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no excuse for what happened here but the mentality of "you erred, you're fired" will cause problems in the future...

    What these pilots did was gross negligence and indicated they lack the self-control to pilot a passenger jet. The mentality of "you always have a second chance" continues to cause problems in the present.

  64. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by baaa · · Score: 1

    Didn't know it was this long... 78m is a very long time.... still, it does not change my opinion on firing. but a long time grounded and maybe a demotion (for the captain) should be in order....

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  65. Re:I hate know it alls by noundi · · Score: 1

    By that time, the plane, which should have begun its descent into Minneapolis about half an hour earlier, was still at 37,000 feet and more than 100 miles beyond its destination.

    Fine. But tell me this: if they should have begun descending 30 minutes earlier than they did, they had cruised for 30 minutes too long. 593.7415/2 = 296.87075, which means they should have been closer to 300 miles off, instead they were 110 miles off. That means A) they must have flown at approximately one third of the cruising speed, or B) they were flying in spirals(?). Which begs the question: why?

    Gosh, we are so impressed by your arithmetic skills.

    Oh and thank you. I'm blushing.

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  66. This is not slashdot worthy by Maione · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't see how this has anything to do with the theme of this website.

  67. HEY MODS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who in the name of Khan modded this guy down??

    1. Re:HEY MODS!!! by roguetrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He was modded down because hes exploiting the threading system for Karma whoring. If he was working on a PGA socket and a pair of F-16s flew around him while he was making his mistake, perhaps his reply would make more sense.

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  68. We All Know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . they were re-enacting scenes from their favorite gladiator movies.

  69. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firing them is a bit excessive, but some sort of disciplinary action should be taken. Do not forget that training a pilot costs above 100kUSD, so it is not immediate to find a replacement. Also it is easy to just appoint blame, but keep in mind that aviation is not like your regular day job. There is no excuse for what happened here but the mentality of "you erred, you're fired" will cause problems in the future.....

    B

    No. it's not "you erred, you're fired". It's: "You fucked up, your ass is grounded." The rules of no distractions in the cockpit are there for a reason. They didn't just inconvenience their passengers for 15 minutes, they delayed the landing by over an hour, causing missed flights, a grounded plane, and a grounded flight crew. They stopped talking to ATC an hour before the plane was scheduled to land, dozens of ATC members tried to get a hold of them and in this paranoid day they were damn lucky they didn't receive an escort from a couple of F-16's.

  70. I disagree by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Look at these two of your points together:

    3. You normally keep an ear out for someone calling you in the radio, but sometimes you just might miss it. I concede that 30m without listening to air traffic control is too much...
    4. Their timing was all wrong... Near top of descent turning on their laptops?? Come on...... It's one of the only 2 situations were you really must have full attention, Takeoff until Top of Climb and from Top of Descent to Landing....

    You say termination was excessive. I disagree.

    If I was on-duty, and in one of those situations where I "really must have full attention", and instead, I totally blew off and ignored my boss at that critical time (and an additional 30 minutes or 78 minutes or however long)... if I didn't have a really darn good reason for acting so unprofessionally, I would expect to be terminated. And I don't even fly around big, expensive machines with hundreds of people on-board depending on me.

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  71. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by baaa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is also true, but let me explain something about aviation,

    The system in place today relies on pilots/atc controllers reporting everything that happens that could cause an incident or accident (look up the definitions on google). A lot of the procedures in place today exist because there is the perception that you can report errors/distractions/whatever and that report will be used in order to improve the system so that that particular distraction/error/whatever will not occur again, and not that the report will be used to penalize you.

    If you start penalizing and firing people for erring (and believe me, pilots do err, but a most of the times the redundancies of the systems in place prevent that error from becoming an incident/accident, and by redundancies I also mean the other pilot, not just automatic systems) then those reports will not occur and you will loose a very valuable way of knowing what happens in a flight.

    These voluntary reports are what make aviation so safe these days...

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  72. When ATC talks, you listen by vinn01 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nearly everything that ATC says is safety related. There is no chit-chat. ATC gives heading and altitude assignments. You need to go where they tell you to go because you are not the only plane in the sky.

    Also, ATC will vector you around severe weather. One reason why these pilots were not paying attention is likely because there was no severe weather near their flight path. They would not be expecting any vectors for weather. They would only be expecting vectors for the descent and approach.

    It's never a good idea to tune out ATC, either electronically or mentally, a pilot needs to be aware of what's going on in the area. If there is traffic above, below or crossing it's a really good idea to get visual contact.

    There are many possible safety consequences of ignoring ATC. When ATC doesn't know what you're doing, they can't ensure separation. They get pretty upset about that since separating traffic is what they do all day. ATC has procedures for getting everyone out of the way of a plane that is not responding. Those procedures are very disruptive to the normal flow of air traffic.

    Before 9/11, an equipment failure or a brain fart was more forgivable. Now the response for ignoring ATC is pretty strong. Ignoring ATC, at any time, is a career limiting action.

    1. Re:When ATC talks, you listen by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

      Nearly everything that ATC says is safety related. There is no chit-chat.

      This is not quite true. On one leg of my last trip I was listening to the ATC feed they offer through the in-flight headphones and at one point a pilot and ATC had a bit of a chat. It sounded as though they knew each other in person... there were some greetings and then somehow they got talking about a certain type of old prop plane.

      So chit-chat does occur. However, that being said, it was brief (2-3 minutes maybe) and was the only significant occurrence of such during 3 hours in the air.

    2. Re:When ATC talks, you listen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's enough that when we fly we have to worry about somebody on board that threatens to blow up the plane so we don't need for the pilots to go bonkers on us

  73. Not a simple mistake by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    The FIRST rule is that somebody has to fly the airplane. Even if that means turn on the autopilot and kick back listening to the radio and looking around. The computers are not to be delegated *everything*.

  74. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by LordSnooty · · Score: 3, Informative

    for a job that technology has made almost fully automated.

    Wot a load of pish. Yeah, it's a job that's fully automated - until the shit goes down and the automation suddenly cannot cope with 'out-of-the-envelope' conditions. You think a machine could have landed Sully's jet safely following a bird strike?

  75. Re:I hate know it alls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or C) They should have started descent about 20 or so minutes prior to their destination.

    Owning a calculator doesn't mean you get to stop using your brain. Last time I flew, we did not fly directly over the airport and then drop straight down 37,000 ft to the runway in zero time.

    The only question going begging here is why are you so dense?

  76. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by thenet411 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a Network Engineer and a private pilot working toward ATP and I hear what you're saying with all 9 of your points. The pilots honestly expect us to believe that they took out their laptops and were so distracted by what they were doing that they lost track of time. No, sir. I don't buy it. This simply does not happen. Pilots are some of the most methodical and anal retentive people on the face of the planet. Taking time away from the duty of flying the aircraft (especially a large airliner with over 100 people onboard) simply doesn't happen unless the pilots are incapacitated. Yes, computers do much of the mundane work but the pilots are responsible for always triple-checking the aircraft's computers with respect to navigation, fuel state, engine performance, and a host of other factors that keep them busy. Even if one of the pilots took out his laptop for some reason (Showing off Windows 7?) the other pilot never would have done the same. As for missing the radio calls, you know as well as I do that not long after the flight is airborne, the non-PIC has trained their hearing to pick out his/her flight number from the ATC traffic like it was their mother's name. No sir, they were asleep. We all know the problems commercial pilots face. Long hours, little pay, waking up at 3:30am to open Starbucks and then jumping into the cockpit of an RJ at 9am. Pilot fatigue is reaching a critical stage and I believe this is just the beginning of events like this. Granted, both pilots falling asleep is going to be rare, but having at least one pilot taking a power nap in the cockpit is fairly common.

  77. The obvious explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that nobody has offered is that they were having sex. Duh.

  78. Their Explanations Don't Matter by anorlunda · · Score: 1

    Whether they were sleeping, or arguing, or playing with their computers hardly matters. They must be fired in any case.

    Why such harsh punishment? Because, their actions and the resulting publicity will to more to harm the flying public's confidence in the safety of air travel than just about anything else in recent years.

    I wager that even a crash killing hundreds of people does less to rattle public confidence than a news story of drunken or negligent pilots.

  79. Re:I hate know it alls by noundi · · Score: 1

    or C) They should have started descent about 20 or so minutes prior to their destination.

    Owning a calculator doesn't mean you get to stop using your brain. Last time I flew, we did not fly directly over the airport and then drop straight down 37,000 ft to the runway in zero time.

    The only question going begging here is why are you so dense?

    Look -- your rudeness isn't helping you case. But I'll be patient. I'm no pilot but I think it's fair to assume that take off and landing are more or less static intervals, at least for commercial flights, to avoid any nausea or even panic. The only way the math adds up is that they began descending 11-12 minutes too late. Do you not get this?

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  80. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The HF buzzer you refer to is presumably Selcal, which assumes they were tuned to company frequency on one radio. I thought the A320 generated a MCDU message to check flight plan when the aircraft deviated from its route, though IIRC the message and attention getting light are purely visual, and under the circumstances gentle visual reminders weren't going to do much.

    They didn't do their job, instead preferring to do what flight crew do 90% of their time - discuss rotas and pay and try and work out if they could squeeze another allowance. Firing them isn't excessive at all. You mentioned TCAS - how quickly do you think these two could have reacted to a TCAS RA, when they have already ignored radio traffic, the MCDU warning prompt and had no positional awareness at all.

    In a broader context, perhaps this is a sign of a deeper malaise. Airbus aircraft (with Boeing not far behind) are increasingly automated, with the flight crew purely monitoring for much of their time. Monitoring is boring, and maybe that's the real reason this happened.

  81. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    110 miles in a jet? really? big detour? How long does it take a jet to travel 110 miles? This extended the flight what, a whole 15 minutes counting backtrack time? For a jet that's like a bus driver missing an exit and having to drive another 4 miles to the next cloverleaf and do a 180. Though it probably had a few more exaggerated side-effects, like passengers missing connecting flights (which happens too much anyway even when planes are on time) plus the cost of a few hundred pounds of fuel. But still, seems like its being overblown.

    Its not about the distance, its about the time.
     
    When the time between life and death (to respond to an emergency communication from ATC) can be measured in as little as seconds... Not listening to ATC for forty five minutes can hardly be overblown.
     
    On top of that, if they were concentrating that hard on their laptops for that long they could easily have missed a minor problem on the aircraft that was trending into a major problem. Etc... etc...

  82. Don't be fooled... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...had taken out their personal laptops in the cockpit... theories in aviation circles that the two pilots might have fallen asleep or were arguing in the cockpit.

    ...they couldn't see the instruments over the soft mood lighting in the cockpit and couldn't hear the radio chatter over the sweet sounds of "bow chicka wow wow" playing in the background. Now, I don't know exactly what was going on, but they looked pretty relaxed when they landed...

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  83. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by astat · · Score: 1

    5. There is an automatic system called TCAS (Traffic Collision and Avoiding System) that would warn them if there was any chance of colliding with another aircraft. This system is mandatory (at least in Europe) and is why those 2 aircraft over Brazil collided some years ago.

    Not quite working as intended then, ary they?

  84. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    1) This is complete crap. Even if they were expected to "do this on their own time", which is possible, that doesn't imply do it while they're flying... which isn't their own time. Even busy people have way more "personal time" than they admit. But who the hell wants to do this kind of crap in their personal time? I suspect there was training time made available that the pilot either couldn't or didn't make use of for whatever reason and didn't want to reschedule official training time.

    2) The detour isn't what people are making a big deal about, it happens all the time for various reasons. The only reason people are making a big deal is the fact that the pilots were blatantly ignoring safety rules that are there for a reason.

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  85. FAR = Crash and Burn Violation by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

    You don't see that big a deal huh. Yet this is one of the FAA "Crash and Burn" Regs that was violated and do you know why they're called Crash and Burn? Simply because breaking them means mandantory loss of license. That's how big a deal the FAA considers this to be. So these two idiots are going to be Groundlings for the rest of their lives as they wont even be able to fly a Cessna after this kind of screwup.

    As to the Disciplinary Action, that's going to come down from the FAA who issued their Licenses so No the Airline doesn't have to fire/discipline them. As to the Cost, Forget the Fucking cost of training. It's got no bearing on this as the cost of the Aircraft is 10x that at the minimum plus the potential "loss of Life" which runs far higher. I'm sorry but if you think that poorly about your fellow Humans, then you need to be grounded permanently to prevent you even having the possible opurtunity to pull an duplicate of the 9/11 attack somewhere else and it's the reason the FAA requires Psyc Evals as part of the annual physical.

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  86. Re:I hate know it alls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or C) They should have started descent about 20 or so minutes prior to their destination.

    Owning a calculator doesn't mean you get to stop using your brain. Last time I flew, we did not fly directly over the airport and then drop straight down 37,000 ft to the runway in zero time.

    The only question going begging here is why are you so dense?

    You must be the dumbest fucker around. Seriously, do the fucking math, and afterwards please kill yourself.

  87. Mod this UP please!!! by Xaedalus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yo Mods, hit this shit like you owe it money! Mod this up!

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    1. Re:Mod this UP please!!! by capnkr · · Score: 1

      Check the score - he started at a -1...

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    2. Re:Mod this UP please!!! by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1212401&cid=27725477

      Hes a troll and a Karma whore. People shouldn't assist him in digging his ass out of the ditch.

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  88. Cockpit cameras by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    My question is at what point are airlines going to put cameras in the cockpit for "flight safety"? I mean, seriously. It wouldn't be very difficult to tie a stream into the flight recording system. This would prevent a whole lot of misconduct on planes, and answer a lot of questions when things go wrong.

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    1. Re:Cockpit cameras by CompMD · · Score: 1

      No, but it would be astronomically expensive to STC and redo the weight and balance for EVERY aircraft you want to install the system on.

    2. Re:Cockpit cameras by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Weight and balance for a single cockpit camera can easily be calculated and isn't very expensive at all. Besides, this has to be done every time anything is changed on an aircraft be it a new radio or a different set of antennas or whatever. It's not particularly difficult or expensive unless you actually CG every single plane individually.

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    3. Re:Cockpit cameras by CompMD · · Score: 1

      You're right that it is common for maintenance, but its not as hard when equipment is being *replaced* instead of *added.*

      The camera is one thing, then you need the cables, the recorder, etc. An A&P needs to amend the weight and balance sheet for every aircraft modified and add an appendix to the manual with all the data for the camera system. The AOM for every aircraft has a weight and balance sheet specific to that airframe. Alterations to the aircraft require recalculation and signoff by an A&P. This is because not every aircraft is identical; there are manufacturing defects and repairs that make them all unique. The math isn't hard, getting the mechanic to have to do all the work and paperwork is expensive though. Changing the CG and useful load (which is exactly what adding a camera system would do) is not a trivial task. Remember what a PITA it was to get armored cockpit doors...

  89. Lots of Failures Here by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when people become complacent and just start to accept things.

    1) Passengers have to put up with delays in the Air Traffic system, airlines, airports and ATC. We've all become accustomed to it so it wasn't
    until somebody in the cabin spoke up and the flight attendant called the flight deck. Passengers, don't become complacent and push the call button.

    2) The Flight Attendants were probably too busy worrying about their next flight and how they were going to make it with only 15 minutes. Hey, FAs,
    a word. Instead of worrying when the pilots have to pee, make sure they're alive up there from time to time okay?

    3) The ATC folks were checking for defective bulbs in their antiquated systems to make sure that the plane was still in the air. Calling multiple times without an answer
    should have triggered a call to the guys with the fighter jets. Those jets should have been dispatched within 1/2 hour after loss of contact, if anything to confirm
    that somebody was still alive on the flight deck. Sorry, ATC, FAA you deserve a big fail. After 9/11 this is a very very stupid mistake.

    4) Finally, two idiots who have the responsibility to operate their aircraft safely and within the operating rules of their airline and the FAA. These two idiots
    should never fly anything more than a kite from now on. When I read the NYT story I just laughed, here's two senior pilots trying to go over the way that
    they can bid on new flights and routes on a new system. WTF? It seems that their priorities were severely out of kilter and they won't have to worry about
    that any longer. I also think this may warrant an investigation for Criminal Negligence.

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  90. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am an ex-IT engineer turned airline pilot (currently flying Airbus A320)

    Dude, did you learn nothing from this story? Don't post to slashdot when you're flying!It'll get you in trouble! ;-)

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  91. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by longfalcon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mod parent up, please.

    this is a great point to drive home: that the pilots had lost SA and positive control of the aircraft. had an emergency situation presented itself they would have been behind the aircraft, and that is not a good place to be. SA (situational awareness) is one of the key factors in aviation that differentiates the "that was a close one" moments and the "NTSB re-assembles my aircraft" moments.....

  92. Re:Do airlines really need pilots? by Flying+Weezel · · Score: 1

    until something goes wrong, like an engine failure, swallowing a flock of geese, or the one in a billion chance of an engine failure taking out all flight controls, etc. then you're paying for those "lazy bastards that just push buttons" to get your screaming butt on the ground in one piece. computers do not now, and i doubt in the next decade or more, have the decision making ability and adaptability to handle most emergency situations.

    and do you really want someone on the ground to be able to control the airplane. 9/11 would have been much worse had the hijackers only needed to hack the system to fly you into a building instead of actually expend their own lives. lot more guys willing to kill others if they don't get into harms way as opposed to those willing to kill themselves in the process

  93. Best bet? by mdm42 · · Score: 1, Funny

    My guess is they were trying to use Slashdot's submission system...

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  94. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe we can agree there are at least two classes of errors: (1) mistakes committed due to cognitive overload or poor user interface, or judgment calls that turn out to be bad, and (2) errant but intentional decisions that cause needless danger.

    An error of Category #1 is a result of being human, and as you point out it is highly valuable to report and learn from them.

    Errors of Category #2 are also a result of being human, but require people to consciously decide to commit them, and to take actions that are contrary to professional behavior.

    I believe what we have here is the second type. These pilots brought their laptops with them into the cockpit and then made the conscious decision to open them up, and made the conscious decision to ignore audio signals from ATC and other pilots. This is not just a case of "oops, I didn't know, I didn't hear, I didn't see". These guys engaged their brains and intentionally chose to disregard their professional training and obligations. There should be consequences for this sort of thing.

  95. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I totally agree...I think it's terrible that many airline pilots are only making low/mid 5 digits a year. Seriously. The training isn't cheap or short and the hours aren't humane.

    I see that real estate agents are on the list; I have one in my family, and while it doesn't require a great deal of training, any agent that is making a lot is going to be on call and working literally any time they are awake or can be awakened by the incessant ringing of their cell phone. Rich douchebags may call on a Saturday morning and want a viewing/purchase arranged NOW NOW NOW, and then they will keep bothering you with stupid shit after they have bought/rented the property, and you may have to act as the ref. between renter and landlord. Also the whole field seems to be thoroughly BS-ified with non-compete agreements, union-like organizations, etc, and of course since it attracts those who worship the little green god, there are many backstabbing lowlifes working in the field. It's not a job I'm jealous of in any way. I always say, money can't buy time.

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  96. Nice troll / reality distortion! by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    ALMOST believable. Pays may have been slashed, but these numbers are just too ridiculous.

  97. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Minwee · · Score: 1

    From a list of overpaid jobs:

    That's a SIX YEAR OLD list of overpaid jobs. Six years later, Chesley Sullenberger has to pack his own peanut butter sandwich because the airline won't even feed the flight crews. Six years later airlines are losing billions of dollars and passing on the joy to their employees.

    Six years ago working in IT pretty much guaranteed you an overpaid job. Something has changed since then.

  98. Fire them for not doing their jobs by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    If it isn't part of the pilot's job to LOOK OUT THE WINDOW occasionally to check that they are not on a collision course with another aircraft, then those strobe lights they are all required to have are pretty pointless, aren't they? With all the publicity this event has received, the airline really has no choice but to terminate these wankers' careers.

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    1. Re:Fire them for not doing their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, these aircraft are so bulky and moving so fast that if the pilots were watching out the windows, by the time they saw they were on a collision course with another aircraft, it would be too late for them to react.

      That's what air traffic controllers are for. The real issue here is that the pilots were ignoring their attempts at communication.

    2. Re:Fire them for not doing their jobs by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      At 37,000 feet with no clouds, you can see for hundreds of miles; I suspect that gives them plenty of time to react. Most planes have collision avoidance systems, but that only works if the plane you are about to hit also has a collision avoidance system. Ultimately, the pilots, not the air traffic controllers, are responsible for the safety of the passengers. I agree, the real reason these wankers should be fired is their failure to respond to air traffic controllers. However, they should also pay attention to what they are doing precisely because automated systems such as autopilot, GPS, collision avoidance, and radios can all fail without warning -- in fact, a single electrical problem can take most of them out at the same time. (I'm not an aircraft engineer... is the autopilot isolated from the other electrical systems, with it's own backup?)

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  99. Necessary by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    I would go so far as to say that would be a necessary last barrier of protection in the whole system, and no argument can really justify the cost to not have it.
    Knowing the randomness-ratio is good though, and the cost is probably a tiny amount of fuel / time, but it's just a small insurance against problems of "too perfect systems".
    In most cases, it might even save fuel. The "ideal path" may not always be so ideal in practice, as in theory.

  100. Re:Do airlines really need pilots? by CompMD · · Score: 1

    Engine failure, hydraulic failure, structural damage, landing gear failure...the list of things that an autopilot is worthless for goes on and on. If a real pilot doesn't fly the airplane when any of those situations occur, everyone on board dies.

    FD: I am an aerospace engineer and a pilot.

  101. Texting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and we thought texting while driving is dangerous....

  102. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an ex-IT engineer turned airline pilot (currently flying Airbus A320)

    I suggest you get off your laptop before you get yourself in trouble.

  103. Fix the system by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Firing the offender over an incident like this usually misses the real cause of the problem.

    Maybe the radio system is designed in a way that makes it too easy to ignore - there's no special alert to say 'hey, buddy, this message is for YOU'.

    Maybe the scheduling software is too complicated, counterintuitive, buggy, and slow, giving pilots a powerful motivation to spend a lot of time on the computer rather than flying. I fear that this effect will hit doctor's offices with the focus on electronic medical records.

    Maybe the pilots weren't given enough training time for something so important as determining when, where, and with whom they will be working.

    Maybe cockpits lack information, communications, and capabilities that pilots really need. And that's why they had personal laptops in the cockpit in the first place.

    So my first reaction when an incident like this occurs is to ask what's wrong with the system that allowed and encouraged it to happen? Go after fixing that. The offenders probably require some sort of disciplinary action. But unless they're real morons who escaped detection for a long time, then their probably just average individuals for their profession who did what many other individuals are on the verge of doing every day. Firing them will just mean replacement with rookies who are even less skilled and experienced with the broken system.

    1. Re:Fix the system by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

      Yeah there are of course all those maybes. Which is why there's an investigation, and they're not just fired outright :)

      To clarify, *if it was found to be* neglect and they didn't have enough reasonable excuses, they should... at least be reassigned. But it's just personal opinion really - that's why the actual investigators probably get paid a lot more than we do. Or than I do anyway!

    2. Re:Fix the system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the radio system is designed in a way that makes it too easy to ignore - there's no special alert to say 'hey, buddy, this message is for YOU'.

      I'd probably opt for giving ATC a way to contact the flight attendants directly. In addition to situations like the one in question, there's probably other emergencies where something like that would come in handy. Imagine if the cockpit doors could only be opened from the outside with a numeric code unknown to the flight crew. This would allow ground control to relay the code to the flight attendants in an emergency so the door could be opened and yet not compromise the security of the cockpit in the event of a hijacking.

  104. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by zyzko · · Score: 1

    Decades?

    In fact airline pilot's training is very short (you can manage to get fATPL in about a year - take or leave 6 monts) which qualifies you for a co-pilot job.

    Getting the f (frozen) out of the ATPL requires minimum of two years of work if you started from zero but decades?

    Compare this to nearly any college degree and you find that in fact a pilot's carreer is more about getting the money fast to get the certification and meeting the healt requirements. It is expensive (though not that expensive when compared to US top-dollar universities) but is quite comparable to any job requiring constant training and a career which doesn't automaticly start from the top.

    I'm with you on that pilots are not overpaid (partly because I'm one, although flying just for fun, doing boring IT stuff for work) but it is justified to ask why treat pilots any different from bus drivers if we do not count in the more expensive training and requirements? If the bus catches fire then it's dependant on luck who survies - if the plane catces fire - well, there is really not much the pilot can do besides read the manual and act as teached.

    The real challenges today are not on pilot but on the systems controlling the traffic, in a single event a good pilot can save the day, but in everyday life the challenges are elsewhere.

  105. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Kagato · · Score: 1

    I would say that the problem for the pilots is it's been a slow news week. A lot of Pilots and Flight Attendants said in the beginning these guys wouldn't get fired. I think a lot of that is based on past experience with these situations. Most people don't understand that this isn't the first time something like this has happened. The problem is these issues are usually internal matters. Maybe the purser finds a crew member asleep. It's taken care of internally.

    This is a big international news story that just won't die. And it's likely the pilots will be terminated because of it.

    I will disagree with cost to the airline. Delta has made so many route reductions, mainline to barbie-jet shifts, reduction in cycles, etc that they have Pilots to spare. If they needed to find a replacement they have had a fair number of lay-offs over the last few years and likely still have Pilots they could recall.

  106. Bad data and bad math by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    1) The numbers on that web page don't look like real data or even realistic data. A pilot earns $100 to $400? All certified flight instructors earn exactly $25? And no GIV CAPTAIN (whatever that is) earns less than $130,000 or more than $180,000?

    2) The average they show is not median but mode, which is a crappy way to estimate what a member of a group will earn:

    Ten guys earn $30,000 a year. One of them gets promoted into a special position with the same job title and earns $90,000. Wow, all those other guys just got a raise to $60,000! Then ten more guys get hired at $30,000. The average is still $60,000.

    Median, unlike mode, can be a good average to use in discussing salaries. But I don't see a median salary listed for actual airline pilots on any of the sites cited in this discussion.

    1. Re:Bad data and bad math by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, so I clearly didn't actually read the article. Complaining about the average being in the middle, IN A FIELD WHERE THE CORRECT METHOD TO FIND THE AVERAGE IS THE MEDIAN, is stupid. My complaint was more about jamie than about airplane pilots. I'm glad that an editor on this site can cite Michael Moore in a conversation, then complain someone you're debating against has a selection bias. That really improves the quality of this site.

  107. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    What these pilots have proved is that with them in the cockpit there are situations in which they WILL completely ignore their aircraft for 30 min or more.

    Fire them.

    Then nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
  108. The Times is Full of Crap... by sitarlo · · Score: 1

    Airline pilots don't simply forget to descend or ignore the center due to a distraction like a laptop. This is a bunch of bullshit. They were either asleep or getting a Bill Clinton from a flight attendant. Still, even then that wouldn't be enough of a distraction to warrant their lack of communication. I say they were napping with earplugs in.

  109. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    What part of ignoring everything about your aircraft for even 15 min says to you "Second Chance"?

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  110. Laptop obscured instruments by jonesxxx · · Score: 0

    I spoke to a commercial pilot recently who told me that his aircraft has a sort of fold down shelf just in front of him where he can position his laptop. He commented that when he opened the laptop it completely obscured the aircraft instruments.

  111. Stating the obvious... by Bitbeard · · Score: 1

    Why is no one complaining about having electronics on during flight and so near the avionics? Shall we also assume a pilot who can't figure out scheduling software knows how to disable his laptop's WiFi transmitter?

    I completely trust that the government and airlines have nothing but my best interest in mind and are completely honest with me about electronics aboard planes. Usually I get this feeling when they tell me to turn off my i-Pod and offer some $10.00 headphones to listen to their piped-in music.

  112. next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try contacting them over IMs or just drop them a facebook message.

  113. Internet Reception? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    Most pilot/flight scheduling software is on a mainframe with a web front end. How were the pilots getting internet reception to be able to log in??

    1. Re:Internet Reception? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Some HF gear, and AMPRNet?

  114. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by Avalain · · Score: 1

    - Bus driver texting rear-ends a car

    So does that make you the car that the bus driver rear-ends?

  115. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A DOUBLE bird strike, in fact.

    The fact that he got that plane down in one piece and nobody on board was killed is nothing short of AMAZING.

    That man is a hero and deserved every ounce of congratulations that he got. Had he not kept his cool and correctly made a series of critical decisions, and done *exactly* the right things, it is likely that everyone on board would have died.

  116. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Spliffster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see how you see this after 10 Years of commercial flying. My Brother is captain on an A320 for many years now. The problem is boredom. Most of those pilots are over-achiever until they have the job they want. And from then on, they have too much time while doing their jobs. Most of them start doing their office work in the cockpit, play games, watch movies, etc.

    I don't want to say that the "computer thing" wasn't a silly excuse for something else, but think about it, most of them are so bored by their job that they start doing stupid things after some years (especially when they also have a lot of routine on the routes they fly every day).

    Cheers,
    -S

  117. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    I have now decided that you should no longer have any say in anything we do in this world from now on.

    Your thinking that ignoring your aircraft for over an hour is a mistake is simplistic idiocy at best. What they did was NOT a mistake. What it was was an egregious (~80min) lack of any attention to an aircraft traveling around 600 mph with over 100 other people on board that you are supposed to be responsible for.

    If you think that a pilot that can ever be unaware of everything in his aircraft for that period of time should be given a second chance. Then your "everyone is worth something" attitude as buried itself to deep into your brain for it to ever be of use again.

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  118. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by himself · · Score: 1

    I agree: for the responsibility they carry, pilots deserve a good wage. I'm thinking that the people Chesley Sullenberger saved don't think he's overpaid (and if they passed the hat they could still come up with a little something extra -- you know, for the effort).

  119. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    Not skill, experience, recommendations, or flight time. 100% seniority. And if you ever are laid off and change airlines, you start over at the bottom of the paygrade.
    Yes, unions are like that.

  120. Re: Wifi driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's just me, but I no longer believe that my "electronic device will interfere with the planes navigation system."

  121. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by KylePflug · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to come across as saying we should all pity the poor airline pilots - they chose their profession, and many of them did it because they had a unique skillset and the fortune of opportunity (pilot training from military, family, etc.), and are stickign through the tedious to get to the fantastically overpaid. I think the system is stupid, but that's why I didn't choose to go beyond my private pilot license.

    Just pointing out that it's entirely plausible to suppose pilots without seniority would be begrudgingly arguing over a new pay scale system in-cockpit since they don't have time anywhere else. Not defensible, but plausible.

  122. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    ...but if it's within 1-2 day's drive (Example Oklahoma City to Baltimore)...

    Having been to Baltimore, this sure sounds like hours of boredom followed with moments of sheer terror to me...

  123. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a mile in the air, with 200 souls on board.

    Pilot: someone who can transubstantiate "200 drunken fucktwats in the back" to "200 souls aboard" with two words: "Oh, fuck!"

  124. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    $200K for the decades of training and experience to know what to do when one of the world's more complicated machines breaks, a mile in the air, with 200 souls on board. "Overpaid"? What a jackass.

    Getting your commercial license does not take "decades of training", or even years (see below). It's not nearly as complicated as you may think, and the pilots don't have to learn how every little thing is engineered. You can personally learn to take off and fly around in one easy lesson (I have about 140 hours that I logged years ago), and solo between in around 10-20 hours. What does take longer is learning about airspace, weather, emergency procedures, navigation, regulations, etc., etc. For the vast majority of flights, it's as simple as a bus ride. The training pays off when the unusual happens, and you know what to do.

    Most engineers have as much if not more training than the average airline pilot, so IMHO $200k is way out of line. I know their compensation is a complicated topic...seniority is lost if you change airlines, or it goes bankrupt. But the airline industry as a whole has issues...why can you buy a $99 ticket x-country, but one to the next state costs $400? The colusion between airlines for ticket pricing is scandalous as well.

    From FAR 61.129:

    For an airplane multi engine rating:

    If you are applying for a commercial pilot certificate with an airplane category and multi engine class rating, you must log at least 250 hours of flight time as a pilot (of which 50 hours, or in accordance with FAA Part 142, a maximum of 100 hours may have been accomplished in an approved flight simulator or approved flight training device that represents a multi engine airplane) that consists of at least:

    100 hours in powered aircraft, of which 50 hours must be in airplanes.
    100 hours of pilot in command flight time, which includes at least 50 hours in airplanes, and 50 hours in cross-country flight in airplanes.
    20 hours of training on the areas of operation as listed for this rating, that includes at least 10 hours of instrument training of which at least 5 hours must be in a multi engine airplane, 10 hours of training in a multi engine airplane that has a retractable landing gear, flaps, and controllable pitch propellers, or is turbine-powered, one cross-country flight of at least 2 hours in a multi engine airplane in day VFR conditions, consisting of a total straight-line distance of more than 100 nautical miles from the original point of departure, one cross-country flight of at least 2 hours in a multi engine airplane in night VFR conditions, consisting of a total straight-line distance of more than 100 nautical miles from the original point of departure.
    10 hours of flight time performing the duties of a pilot in command in a multi engine airplane with an authorized instructor on the areas of operation as listed for this rating, which includes at least one cross-country flight of not less than 300 nautical miles total distance and as specified, and 5 hours in night VFR conditions with 10 takeoffs and 10 landings (with each landing involving a flight in the traffic pattern) at an airport with an operating control tower.

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  125. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree with your points about the problems with automation - I avoid driving much with cruise control for the same reason - having to micro-manage my speed helps keep me alert. Sure, I could pay more attention to other things without having to do it, but in reality I'd pay less attention.

    I'm not sure that firing pilots who fall asleep is going to help either.

    I liked something I saw for airport security screeners - who face similar problems (they screen thousands of packages and 99.99999% of the time there is nothing to see). It was an x-ray machine that would add in images of contraband for the operator to spot - if an operator didn't hit a button when one was spotted then it would alert a supervisor. It gave the operator something to actually do, and thus it kept them alert.

    Maybe the plane needs to trigger a random simulated failure (caution light or whatever) that requires a button to be hit to clear the condition (FMS would avoid triggering it at critical moments, and the operator would have plenty of time to deal with other stuff first). Or, maybe the cockpit should have officially-sanctioned ways to do things like check email/etc which will do things like pop up occasional messages to do a visual scan and which will blank the screen the instant an alert of some kind occurs. Or, maybe there is some task the crew could perform that is more mentally stimulating than staring out the window at blue sky.

    The human brain is a machine - a complex one, but a machine nonetheless. It has certain limitations. In particular, it gets bored if you don't give it something to do. This is biology, and simply telling pilots not to be bored doesn't fix the problem. Likewise, the human brain requires sleep, and if people are overworked they won't get enough of that.

  126. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

    If he was flying, he'd probably be on WoW ;)

  127. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by jamie · · Score: 1

    $200K for the decades of training and experience

    Getting your commercial license does not take "decades of training"

    If only you'd kept reading for just two more words! :)

    The most-senior pilots who fly the big jets for the biggest commercial airlines make $200K. They got there by climbing the seniority ladder for 30+ years.

    See the links in my original post for more details.

  128. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    Want to know the truth. The truth is that it is a highly competitive market where there are ALOT more people who want to be flying for pay then there are places paying. If it were not for the power of the Unions they would be paid less and still there would be no shortage of pilots.

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  129. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not the first time, sure. the second time, certainly. the loss would be worth it.

  130. Re:Just Say No to publci transport by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    - Bus driver texting rear-ends a car

    ... I prefer to have my own car, with my own hands on the wheel, because I trust myself more than I trust some underpaid stranger.

    Who do you think the bus driver rear ended? People like you! thats who who get squished by the bus. You are not safe anywhere. But the bus passengers were safe, and the "I am in charge of my own destiny" car driver got crushed.

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  131. win7 by dUN82 · · Score: 1

    has to be win 7 on vm 3 on a macbook!

  132. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, since you are only training, you must have an accurate view on what all experienced pilots are like. Not explaining what acronyms are doesn't make you an expert, either.

  133. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good pilot would have landed it on the runway instead of ditching in the river.

  134. I heard this in my high school class today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I go to high school in a small town about an hour south of the Twin Cities in Minnesota. My teacher said that one of his other students has a parent who works in Northwest headquarters here, and the word on the street is that both pilots are gay, and that that possibly could of had something to do with it. Just thought I'd mention that.

  135. They were busy playing... by brendank310 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Flight Simulator.

  136. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "5. There is an automatic system called TCAS " Yep, and it's there to assist/aid in traffic avoidance, it does NOT absolve the pilots of responsibility. "9. Firing them is a bit excessive" I call bullshit. They are responsible for the lives of dozens of passengers. The PICs primary job is safety of the flight. Period. Go read the FARs you make your living by again. Your job is to do everything within your power to not kill me and anybody else in your aircraft. Having EVERYBODY in the cocpit fucking around with their "toys," ignoring radio calls and paying no attention to where the aircraft they are responsible for is and relying on technology to do their fucking job for them is inexcusable. That's GROSS negligence. The fact that they were luck enough for nothing to go completely wrong while they were playing/arguing/sucking each other off is immaterial. The mentality of "it's ok if i screw with my cell phone, if anything goes wrong there's airbags and a seatbelt to save me" is a bullshit attitude.

  137. I am baffled ... by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    .. that we are in 2009 and airplane software cannot tell that the plane is off course and alert pilot.

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    1. Re:I am baffled ... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      There is nothing to be baffled about.

      The auto pilot simply maintained the last course, speed and altitude it was ordered to fly at, hence it was not off course.

      There is a silent (but my guess is not for much longer) alert on the primary flight display telling the pilot that the autopilot no longer has a waypoint in which to continue on to so the autopilot does what it is programmed to do, keep flying the airplane straight and level.

      Now depending on how the AP is setup for a particular flight is will use a pre-loaded approach to an airport and begin the approach based on airspeed, altitude and winds to ensure that the aircraft descends within acceptable parameters.

      Every commercial airport has published departure and approach routes, the enroute portion of the flight can be most anything. If you are curious about the various approaches and departures this link has a listing of all IAP's (Instrument Approach Procedures) and STARS (Standard Terminal ARivalS) for KSFO (San Francisco International) and most any other commercial airport.

      And yes I am a pilot.

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    2. Re:I am baffled ... by cheros · · Score: 1

      OK, so what is your guess what happened? Apart from some rather good cartoons there is little *real* data available.

      I'm uncomfortable with accepting that experienced pilots do not pick up on comms. What if there was an emergency? If they WERE in the cockpit, what are the changes they really, really didn't hear calls?

      Whatever happened, it wasn't good.

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    3. Re:I am baffled ... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      Well......

      With the comm system you can have it just on the headphones, just on the speaker or both.

      I have missed ATC calls before do to tons of chatter, but after a minute or two they call again, especially if you are getting close to your decent point.

      My PWAG ( pilots wild ass guess ) is that they were simply engrossed in whatever they were doing and had the speakers either turned WAY down or off and had the headsets dangling around their necks and hence didn't hear the calls.

      Some other guesses besides sleeping ( not unheard of since it is REALLY boring at 36K on auto pilot cruise and there is really NOTHING for the pilots to do ) is that they were doing each other, a flight attendant or whatever.

      The action of the FAA to revoke their certificates ( it is not a license, it is a certificate ) is a bit heavy handed since they now have to find a new career. They have 10 days from notification in which to file an appeal, but I cannot for the life of me ponder what the appeal would be based on. Now as far as I can tell, they did not violate a specific rule of Title 14, Part 91, of the Code of Federal Regulations so that may be the basis for an appeal since the administrator has to base the revocation on existing regulations. I for one would have opted for a restriction on their certificates removing their ATP ( Airline Transport Pilot ) endorsement so they could at least fly cargo, just not carry passengers.

      Never the less, losing situational awareness for at least 30 minutes ( they were about 15 minutes past the airport )is pretty much inexcusable for so many reasons that need not be reiterated by me since I think you can come up with plenty on your own.

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  138. Pilots do fall asleep at control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both pilots in a passenger airliner did fall asleep a few years ago. An Aloha Air (?) flying from one Hawaiian island to another went past the destination. Control couldn't reach them and than eventually the 2 pilots that had dozed off woke up and turned their plane around.

    It's happened before. They fell asleep.

  139. They were probably sleeping by Haxx · · Score: 1

          The simplest explanation is usually the answer.

    These 2 pilots failed to answer around 10 different air traffic controllers as they were flying through different ATC zones, over a time period of 77 minutes. Either they had the comm turned off, they were out of the cockpit or they were sleeping. Either way the real answer will probably get them fired so they will never admit to it. At first they said that they were arguing over NTSB policy which is a comical excuse, so they changed it to the laptop excuse. The laptop excuse might be plausible for a one pilot plane, but it is not believable for 2 pilots approaching a destination and flying right by it. My guess is that they were sleeping. Because the pilots are the only ones who know what occurred in the cockpit that day, they probably won't ever admit the truth.

  140. They have lost their licenses by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    According to CNN, their licenses have been revoked Way to piss away your careers, wankers... I hear McDonald's is hiring.

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  141. I'll be the first one to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but not the first to think it:

    They were having gay sex.

  142. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by dangitman · · Score: 1

    There is an automatic system called TCAS (Traffic Collision and Avoiding System) that would warn them if there was any chance of colliding with another aircraft. This system is mandatory (at least in Europe) and is why those 2 aircraft over Brazil collided some years ago.

    Two aircraft collided over Brazil because of a collision avoidance system? That must be one really shitty system, if it succeeds at doing the exact opposite of what it is designed to do.

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  143. Re:I hate know it alls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, ignoring the fact that you appear to have little more than a pocket calculator for a brain, let's go over what happened. The pilots (well, flight attendant really) realized that they missed the start of their descent after going 110 miles past the point where they should have come to a complete stop on the ground, not 110 miles past the start of their descent (descents tend to be at an angle of somewhat less than 90 degrees off horizontal). They were out of contact for 90 minutes. This 90 minutes includes the 110 mile overshoot, the time they should have spent descending, and a good chunk of time prior to that (the 90 minute figure is probably only based on their last recorded contact, so they stopped paying attention to ATC sometime between the start of the 90 minute window and the expected start of their descent somewhere around halfway through). Nowhere is it being claimed that they cruised for 90 minutes after passing the airport, nor did they start their descent only ~10 minutes late. There, now run along and have fun standing on your head to see boobs.

  144. sleep depravation by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    While not necessarily the cause of this particular mishap, sleep deprivation is a problem for pilots, air traffic controllers and truckers, among others. And why is it a problem? Because they get shitty pay and have to work long hours. Some commercial pilots are paid so little that they qualify for food stamps while others take second jobs.

    One of the reasons the air traffic controllers went on strike during the 80's was the fact that they wanted a 32 hour work week - because it's easier to keep a high level of alertness. But Reagan fixed that little union problem, and now ATC's get as little as two hours sleep between shifts. If there's two groups of people we don't want to fall asleep on the job and have to work at coffee shops (like the co-pilot of the plane that went down in Buffalo into an apartment building), it's pilots and air traffic controllers.

    The wonder of the free market in action....

  145. Re:It's a tough job and it pays accordingly by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    I see that real estate agents are on the list ... It's not a job I'm jealous of in any way

    I don't have any sympathy for real-estate agents. In 1999 I shopped around for a house, and prices were on the rise but they were under $200,000 for average homes. Three years later, the prices were more than double in spite of the same demographics. Regardless that people were stupid enough to buy at such inflated prices, the agents that I talked to just tried to tell me that I had to play along. I refused to be a sucker. If someone was willing to outbid me, let them.

    If a real-estate agent complains of hard work, well why was there so much work? If they didn't hype hype hype the market was a sure way of self enrichment - prices are always going to go up so get in now now now or you'll never get in (so how is any youngster going to get in now, according to that logic?). If I didn't call the agents I talked to, they were always calling me.

    They show the crappiest houses, but they know where the good ones are. "Can you show me some better houses?" I would ask. There answer was always "This is about as good as it gets." Barefaced lies, because I did see better ones, but their strategy is to move the crap at inflated prices so that of course the best houses will attract outrageous crazy gotta have it bids.

    I didn't trust their sleazy ways, and I didn't want to operate at their level, but for a few years, that was such a way to make no-brainer money.

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  146. Obviously....... by eyendall · · Score: 1

    ...the pilots were checking-out Google Earth maps.

  147. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by baaa · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I omitted that one of the aircraft had the system turned off, and the system requires all aircraft with it turned on....

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  148. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree with you all the way, I agree more when you said "overblown". Oh and better is the explanation in the letter to the pilots from FAA - "You do not have the qualifications necessary ...". Qualification? So, how can they explain the 31000 flight hours - the pilots' instructors from school were in the child-seat?

  149. Sometimes it's the AutoPilot that gets distracted by kahealani · · Score: 0

    Civilian autopilots are not immune to interference from classified sources: http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/phikent/haarp/Haarp.ra

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  150. Re:pushed? not a big deal? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    2) 110 miles in a jet? really? big detour? How long does it take a jet to travel 110 miles? This extended the flight what, a whole 15 minutes counting backtrack time? For a jet that's like a bus driver missing an exit and having to drive another 4 miles to the next cloverleaf and do a 180. Though it probably had a few more exaggerated side-effects, like passengers missing connecting flights (which happens too much anyway even when planes are on time) plus the cost of a few hundred pounds of fuel. But still, seems like its being overblown.
    IIRC There was a crash where the pilots accidently disengaged the autopilot while arguing over a lightbulb.

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  151. Re:Do airlines really need pilots? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    Of course I was being facetious. I bet you've heard that excuse before. It's like firefighting, a good day is a boring day. That's the way we like it, a nice boring flight.

    But your comment about remote control makes me thing of all the remote control aircraft we have flying over Afganistan. Surely if terrorists were going to hack, that would be the prime target. So, instead of taking out wedding parties, the strikes would take out the people we like.

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  152. Oh, delicious. by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

    They lost track of time playing with new time scheduling software?

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