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  1. Re:Kindle 2 on Princeton Boasts Its Kindle Project Is Noblest · · Score: 1

    Go to Gutenberg. Download books.

    This script will help you fix up any *.txt files you want to look right on your Kindle:

    #!/usr/bin/ruby -an
    if ($_.size==2) then
    printf("\n\n");
    elsif ($_.size==1) then
    printf("\n\n");
    else
    chomp!
    printf("%s ",$_);
    end

    Also, get the Mobi books software to make your own ebooks.

    http://www.mobipocket.com/en/DownloadSoft/default.asp?Language=EN

  2. Re:hi on Princeton Boasts Its Kindle Project Is Noblest · · Score: 1

    True, but properly used, it could make you smarter.

  3. What this really means on Law of Armed Conflict To Apply To Cyberwar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    HaX0rz, when you p0wn a computer, you cannot have sex with it. Even if it's got a pretty custom case.

  4. Re:ffff on What's Getting Cut From Science Part of the Federal Budget · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    with no frickin' lazers on their heads.

  5. Re:deserts move all the time on Bacteria Could Help Stop Desertification · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who the hell are you? Muad'Dib?

  6. Re:I for one on Bacteria Could Help Stop Desertification · · Score: 5, Funny

    If our overlords are shitting out dung, no matter how useful, I'd prefer then to be underlords, or over-to-one-side-lords, or not-over-my-head-at-least-lords.

  7. Re:Some of Ulrich Drepper's finer points on Debian Switching From Glibc To Eglibc · · Score: 1

    He's not just screwed himself, but he singlehandedly made RedHat just a little bit more irrelevant. They should terminate him.

  8. Re:At Least It's Egier to Use and Less Glib on Debian Switching From Glibc To Eglibc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder why he's not the new Reiser maintainer.

    Let's just hope he doesn't buy a honda with one seat taken out.

  9. Re:Don't forget... on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now now, be nice. NO NEED to bring Glen Beck into this.

  10. I once twittered in church on Churches Use Twitter To Reach a Wider Audience · · Score: 1

    Then an old lady was ushered down to my pew and she sat right IN IT!

  11. Re:Ok? on Scientists Build World's Fastest Camera · · Score: 1

    Porn. This camera will find its greatest utility in porn.

  12. Re:Can't Help but be Supportive on Bolivia Is the Saudi Arabia of Lithium · · Score: 1, Troll

    Recently Bolivia elected a left government and threw out the abusive elitist right government that had ruled for decades. What happened was the USA took their eyes off the ball in South America, and that small breathing space allowed a change of direction in many countries.

    Did you know that there is a South American Union now? Perhaps you do. Most don't though.

    But just before Bush left office, he got a bug up his ass and started bullying Bolivia around again. In October 2008 the US cut off Bolivia from a trade deal, because they wouldn't play ball with their stupid war on drugs.

    Now they've got the lithium, and we need their lithium, look out for some kind of dumbass plot to get rid of the lefties in Bolivia.

  13. Re:Not just information. on BYU Prof. Says University Classrooms Will Be "Irrelevant" By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Did we have some kind of run-in where you felt compelled to foe me?

    Or do you just like spreading the love of jesus to random strangers who you've never met?

  14. Re:Quantum Mechanics May Be At Work? on Quantum Mechanics Involved In Photosynthesis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the time it can be disregarded. Now is an appropriate time for a car analogy and discussion about how quantum effects can be ignored when designing a timing belt.

  15. Re:I Could Be Really Excited About This--Maybe on GE Introduces 500GB Holographic Disks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bullshit. It's more likely that they'll relocate to a NASA sound stage.

  16. Re:How much is your time worth on Handmade vs. Commercially Produced Ethernet Cables · · Score: 1

    No, the 6 and 10 foot values are built into the universe. When Feynman was talking about the beauty of physics, he was referring to the satisfaction feeling you get when the length of the cord to your printer is EXACTLY right and doesn't need to be twist tied out of the way.

  17. This is an impossible situation on The Circus Widens In Aftermath of Pirate Bay Verdict · · Score: 1

    I mean, literally impossible. Sweden is a socialist country, as much as any country in the world is Socialist. My libertarian friends assure me that socialists are people who have no initiative, and do not care about their rights. Therefore, these reports of a popular movement concerning civil liberties must certainly be lies. Protect your bodily fluids!

  18. This is my van on Babe Patrol · · Score: 1
  19. Re:Who needs to hunt down textbooks in Finland? on Copyright Lobby Targets "Pirate Bay For Books" · · Score: 1

    I heard about the libraries in Finland from Fox News. They said it was SOCIALISM. They said that everyone in Finland is imprisoned in a library. They can't leave the library without permission because that's what Fox News says that SOCIALISM does.

    No wonder Linus left Finland. You can't be free in a Finnish library.

  20. Re:So I got a new sink..... on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 0, Troll

    My tiny skinny little cock was perfect. I just snaked the cables like a plumber would.

  21. Re:So I got a new sink..... on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just looked inside my cables to see if they were clogged. Turns out they were. Every one of my vinyl data conduits was all plugged up with copper.

    Slashdot, should I get new intertubes?

  22. Re:let's hear it for optimism on Physicists Propose New Kind of Quantum Tunneling · · Score: 1

    Someone marked THE WORD OF THE LORD as a troll.

    "The fool says in his heart, there is no God." - Written hundreds of years ago by a very wise polygamist (Jesus marriage).

  23. Re:F-22 on Predator C Avenger Makes First Flights · · Score: 1

    And the problem with cars is that they all rusted away in the 1950's.

    What? Are you telling me that they made MORE cars to replace the worn out cars? HOW CAN THIS BE????

    Just fucking build more F-15's to do the air superiority role. Bolster them with other fighters like the F-35. Done.

  24. Re:F-22 on Predator C Avenger Makes First Flights · · Score: 1

    Who is naive? Did you forget about the F-35?

    You're positively ignorant if you think my argument about the F-22, where I said, and I quote - "F-22" - would apply to any other aircraft. I bet you can't make a guess about my position on the F-35.

    Learn to read, infant.

  25. Re:F-22 on Predator C Avenger Makes First Flights · · Score: 1

    Who said I forgot that? Did I forget that? I don't think I forgot that. Are you claiming that we can't build another F-15? Of course not.

    It would be STUPID of me to assume things unstated. But that explains why you assume unstated things, like that I forgot the F-15 is a bit more than 34 years old: you're pig stupid.

    Try again, without the stupid, please.