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  1. Re:Wanna check my balls? on TSA To Make Pat-Downs More Embarrassing To Encourage Scanner Use · · Score: 1

    Charged. Battery. Is that some kind of Fox News galvanic humor?

  2. Re:KDE needs some competition. on KDE Developers Discuss Merging Libraries With Qt · · Score: 1

    Because I use Korn shell. I also have real corn in my poop.

  3. Re:Oh, just great on Researchers Find a 'Liberal Gene' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glen Beck is going to be crying about this later today.

  4. Re:In other news on Sharp To Quit Making Personal Computers · · Score: 2, Funny

    For an ugly device, get married, just like everybody else.

  5. Re:Things people do... on Vint Cerf Keeps Blaming Himself For IPv4 Limit · · Score: 1

    It might have just been my own bad luck, but I've never found a COAX network cable attached with a BNC connector capable of withstanding a little wiggling. It sucked to have someone bump the desk a little too hard and bring the whole network down.

  6. Re:Steve Jobs has clout on Are Consumer Hard Drives Headed Into History? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Says Netcraft, obviously.

  7. Re:Diesels already do this. on Mazda Claims 70 mpg For New Engine, No Hybrid Needed · · Score: 2, Funny

    The code was written by Pudge, but he left recently. He learned all of his Perl by reading the book of Revelation. I told him that if he paid more attention to the minor prophets Amos and Habukuk it would help him write better organized code. But he wouldn't fucking listen to me. No, he was all "death riding on a pale horse" and all that shit. Fucking newb.

  8. Suckers on Beware the Garden of Steven · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Apple know who they are messing with? We're computer programmers! If they mistreat us, we can just recreate the system with an Open Source clone and put them out of business. I propose a new project to do just that. We need to put the Apple clone on a firm foundation, so let's build it on a UNIX foundation. The BSD kernel is lighter than the Linux kernel, so we should start with that. Because this new UNIX core of an Apple clone is a new creation, we can give it a catchy name like "Creation" or maybe we can use the name of the guy who invented evolution. And we should use open source compilers. The GNU compilers have an objective C front end, so I propose that we use a GCC based compiler to build our system, the GUI, and tools.

    Who's with me?

  9. Re:Things people do... on Vint Cerf Keeps Blaming Himself For IPv4 Limit · · Score: 1

    Vint Cerf you short-sighted MOTHERFUCKER! We hate you more than the guy who thought BNC connectors were a good idea.

  10. Re:This phenomenon closely related to: on Physicists Say Graphene Could Create Mass · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And it will be only the second one-dimensional object known to mankind, the first being a teabagger's brain.

  11. Wonderful time on Physicists Discover Universal "Wet-Dog Shake" Rule · · Score: 1

    This is such an amazing time in history. It's such a wonderful time to be a wet dog.

  12. Re:10x on The Effect of Internal Bacteria On the Human Body · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duh, you're mostly bacteria. Go off in a corner and bud one out. You don't need to recombine genes when the ones you already got are perfect.

  13. Re:We've known this for years on Meta-Research Debunks Medical Study Findings · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd replace item C with regular fucking. Don't see the quacks, just fuck someone. Chiropractors are worthless and evil. Fucking is fucking AWESOME!

  14. Re:Reality check on Meta-Research Debunks Medical Study Findings · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Being close-to-useless isn't the same as being useless. Something close-to-useless can still make astounding progress, given enough time.

    And medicine has been around a fucking long time, scientific medicine less so, but still, a really fucking long time.

  15. Re:I'd rather make peanuts telecommuting on IT's Last Hope — a Job In the Boonies? · · Score: 1

    Yes I do. Literally, the oaks have cunts. Trees with cunts. Poplars are popular. Why? The cunts.

  16. Re:I'd rather make peanuts telecommuting on IT's Last Hope — a Job In the Boonies? · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you grew up, but it's so boring in the country the girls fuck for fun. That's why it's called the country. It literally is cunts growing on trees.

  17. Re:!rodents on Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits · · Score: 1

    I've got to keep that joke in my pocket for later.

  18. Re:Why stop there? on FCC Will Tackle Cell Phone 'Bill Shock' · · Score: 1

    If the bar charges you $15 for three beers, but $875 for four beers, then yes, they should have to do something to let you know that the next beer is gonna be expensive.

    Even my favorite hooker is kind enough to let me know that it costs extra, a lot extra, to go bareback.

  19. Re:Silly President, streamlining's for wings on Feds Discover 1,000 More Government Data Centers · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't worry, the teabaggers, once they win power, will fix the problem. They'll just install a Prophet Emperor and do away with the Constitution. Anyone that doesn't do what the Prophet Emperor says will be treated with justice by the Lord himself.

    Of course, the Lord will need to borrow the government's machine guns to implement that justice.

  20. Re:Hmm on Pope Says Technology Causes Confusion Between Reality and Fiction · · Score: 1

    The problem really isn't that god is a shitty communicator. It's just that telepathy is a shitty communications medium.

  21. those idiots on NSF Wants To Know How Much Software Really Costs · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they really want to know what software costs these days they need to be calculating those prices in Rupees, not Dollars

  22. Re:what? on Google To Shut Down 411 Service · · Score: 1

    "Google 411. What City?" Los Angeles "What listing?" WHORES
    beep beep beep boop boop beep beep bboop
    "I'm sorry, did you say HOES?"

    Ah, good times, good times.

  23. WHAT?????? on NASA Plans Mission To Study Martian Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    They're going to Mars to study AIR? That's ridiculous! Thank Lord Jesus we have the teabaggers to put a stop to this. It's ridiculous that they would go to Mars to study air. Everyone knows that Mars doesn't exist. What a waste of taxpayer money. It's a socialism and Muslim waste of money. NASA is probably just doing it to make Barack Obama look good. What next? Will they build a mosque on Mars too? Has Glen Beck cried about this outrage yet?

  24. Re:Different in the USA? on British Teen Jailed Over Encryption Password · · Score: 1

    Now you're making shit up. The SCOTUS didn't give themselves the power in Marbury v. Madison. It was just the first time that the SCOTUS used the power that it already had. Before that, nobody really knew what the fuck was the story - was the SCOTUS a weak third wheel, or was the SCOTUS an equal power branch sharing in the checks and balances?

    After the decision, it was clear to everyone that the SCOTUS was an equal under the Constitution.

    The other two branches can most certainly declare something unconstitutional, because everybody is required to uphold the constitution. Any congressman or the President can refuse to do something they think is unconstitional. If there's a dispute, it goes to the SCOTUS. They merely settle the dispute. It literally can't be any other way.

    Nobody else has the power to settle disputes, and we can't let disputes just lay around.

    And like I said, nobody gives a fuck what you think.

  25. Re:Different in the USA? on British Teen Jailed Over Encryption Password · · Score: 1

    Right, posting on Slashdot fixes governments.