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  1. Re:It does not have the Juche spirit on A Peek At South Korea's Autonomous Robot Gun Turrets · · Score: 1

    Fuck yea

  2. Re:It does not have the Juche spirit on A Peek At South Korea's Autonomous Robot Gun Turrets · · Score: 1

    Well that certainly makes me feel a lot better. As long as everybody is doing it already.

  3. Re:Now you see why I warned Slashdot about vigilan on Corporations Hiring Hooky Hunters · · Score: 1

    Oh come on now, nobody's pointed out that his wife is a cop in a K-9 unit, and it's not really fair to insinuate that he's fucking a dog. I mean really, despite the fur that's an OFFICER OF THE LAW you're talking about.

  4. Re:Kindle support? on Google eBookstore Launched · · Score: 1

    You can get your Kindle version at Pirate Bay. I'm serious about that. Fuck them if they don't want to sell you something. It's not like they're the only supplier, or even have the best price. And their moral grounding is suspicious.

  5. Re:First post, for the umpteenth time on One Night Stands May Be Genetic · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I'd really enjoy an evil controlling bitch with a snakelike grip on my prick right now.

  6. Re:Rip-off on British Aircraft Carrier For Sale On Auction Site · · Score: 1

    No air wing either.

    And all the handsome British sailors have mustered out. This carrier is seriously not worth it.

  7. Re:That long ago? on Greg Bear, Others Cry Foul on Project Gutenberg Copyright Call · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. I wasn't thinking of the Internet at all. I was thinking about books, music, etc.

    Your culture was stolen from you and is being sold back to you on a DVD. Somebody else owns it, it's not your culture any more.

  8. Re:That long ago? on Greg Bear, Others Cry Foul on Project Gutenberg Copyright Call · · Score: 1

    No, you dumbass.

    If you write a song and then you forget all about it and 30 years pass and millions of people love that song to death THEN it's ours.

    But if you just write a song then you should only get copyright protection for a limited time. 30 years is nice, and no way should it extend past death.

  9. Re:That long ago? on Greg Bear, Others Cry Foul on Project Gutenberg Copyright Call · · Score: 1

    Yer right. 22nd century.

  10. Re:That long ago? on Greg Bear, Others Cry Foul on Project Gutenberg Copyright Call · · Score: 1

    Fuck that, it's my culture. It's not my fault that these authors are creating works that form the foundation of my culture. But they are, and that's what makes them mine, and yours, and everyone's.

    Copyright should exist for a limited time. Fucking "Pet Sematary" won't be out of copyright until damn near the 21st century. That's not limited copyright in my book.

    The "crime" of infringing on an individuals rights is nothing compared to the wholesale theft of the birthright of our entire culture. Our public domain is impoverished. YOU are impoverished.

    The one thing which distinguishes your human social existence from the social existence of the animals is your culture, and you have much less of it than your parents and grandparents.

    Aren't you angry about that?

  11. Re:Anti-US Government, Maybe on WikiLeaks Will Unveil Major Bank Scandal · · Score: 1

    Fuck that. I bought a block of granite and parked it in the desert. On it I chiseled some true things about GW Bush. In a couple thousand years that's all anyone will know about that cocksucker.

  12. Re:Good! on First Electric Cars Have Power Industry Worried · · Score: 1

    Oh, you used the word "environazi." There's only one solution to such idiocy.

    I'm going to get out my lead dildo and rape your dog with it. Oh I bet you'll be crying for the EPA to regulate lead dildos after that, you big pussy.

    You object to my graphic use of heavy metals? Well, the mercury spewed from coal power plants isn't morally any better.

  13. Re:TSA on Which Shipping Company Is Kindest To Your Packages? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I would LOVE to paint the word 'fragile' across my buttocks and let you handle me. Brown can definitely do something for me. And you can even wear your boots in my bed.

  14. I would like to on Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun · · Score: 1

    I would like to subscribe to this woman's newsletter. And then we should fuck while I read it in a silly voice.

  15. Re:Shucks! on Sculptor Gives a Hint For CIA's Kryptos · · Score: 1

    That's nothing, compared to BECKSPERM. Millions of people chug that goopy mess every day.

  16. Re:Quelle surprise! on The Problem With the Top500 Supercomputer List · · Score: 2, Informative

    Blurry is frustrating, not relaxing. Unless you're talking about the relaxing man-made waterfalls of semen.

    What I would like to have is some Japanese porn where the actresses don't sound like a cat was set on fire. What the fuck is wrong with these people that they make those kinds of sex noises?

  17. Re:Dude. on Graphene Can Be Made With Table Sugar · · Score: 1

    It's some shit on a silicon shingle.

  18. Re:Want to learn Unix/Linux core API? One name ... on The Linux Programming Interface · · Score: 1

    I'm holding out for zombie Stevens

  19. Re:Anyone got a summary of the summary? on The Linux Programming Interface · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Summary - If you need to know about the Linux, then buy this book using the link provided. We're not going to tell you that Slashdot gets a kickback if you use the link, but fuck it. Pudge is gone now and he was the only real journalist around the place, so we don't consider ourselves obligated to reveal conflicts of interest. Oh wait, Pudge wouldn't have given a shit about that either. Carry on, then.

  20. Re:frist on Large Hadron Collider (LHC) Generates a 'Mini-Big Bang' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I created a big bang. With my fist. And lube.

  21. Re:Sid you mean Java or Java-VM or Java-SE or Java on Oracle To Monetize Java VM · · Score: 2, Informative

    Parent poster has seen Qt, but has not used Qt. Possibly hasn't used Boost either. But he's going to flap his ignorant gums anyway.

    My fellow geeks, ignore him.

  22. Re:Wait... what? on Porn Maker Sues 7,000+ For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obviously, you're not a connoisseur of porn. You've been jerking off to plotless clips, but you're completely unaware of the vast universe of porn with plot. Go forth and explore this new world which has been opened unto you, like a giant pussy.

  23. Re:Heh on Prepare To Be Watched While You Watch a Movie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And also too the Grammar Nazi posts aren't usually often considered relevant. Because communication it doesn't need perfect grammer. or spelling. It's like fucking without an instruction book. If you cum, it couldn't have been that awful.

  24. Re:Heh on Prepare To Be Watched While You Watch a Movie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And also to stop people watching movies too.

  25. Re:LibreOffice is painful to pronounce. on 33 Developers Leave OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    I agree. My name is LEE-nus and I pronounce LibreOffice with great difficulty.