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  1. Re:Better headline on French Police Ditching Windows for Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about "Microsoft surrenders to Inspector Clouseau" then?

  2. Re:Better headline on French Police Ditching Windows for Linux · · Score: 0, Redundant

    French police send SWAT team to kick in Linux's doors. They like what they see, and confiscate it for their own use.

    Naaah, the surrender thing is funnier.

  3. Re:Thanks for STILL being my bitch, just like I sa on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    If I thought you were worth two shits, I'd argue with you. Instead...

    You're right DADDY! I love it when your wife shoves her huge cock into my ass! I can feel it, unlike when you fuck me.

    Oh yea, I'm jerking off thinking of you, and I'm eating the cum. Why waste a tissue?

  4. Re:One MILLION Dollars! on Latest Earth-Crossing Asteroid Passes by Tonight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was all set to make a point about how the hippies were right about just about everything - drugs are interesting, war is bad, love is good, we all need to lighten up a little or at least make getting blowjobs our top priority.

    But I'm way to high right now to even consider it.

  5. Re:Thanks for STILL being my bitch, just like I sa on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    What? You think I don't enjoy being your bitch? I'm your slut, DADDY!

    And I love how you play me. It's real nice on the underside of my cock.

    For the cumshot, I'm rolling onto my back, with my ass in the air and my feet over my head. I can give myself my own facial that way, and imagine it's you showing me who's the boss. Ummmmmmmm.

  6. Re:Thanks for being my bitch, just like I said on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    Have I jacked off for you before? Because you seem to have some experience with this. Just a little more stroking and I will produce my man juice all over myself. I'll take a photo, and if you want I can mail it to you in a plastic bag with another sample.

    Meanwhile, I'm pumping my fist furiously. You're useless for everything else, but you are AWESOME for giving me an erection. If it wasn't for you, I'd be spending my day all limp and sad.

  7. Re:Thanks for being my bitch, just like I said on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    I'm almost ready to cum, keep the dirty talk going loverboy.

  8. Re:God, how pathetic are you loser? Get a new scht on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    I am jerking, jerking, JERKING!

    chorus: jerkit man jerkit man jerkit man

    Thinking of your lovely face and I'm stroking my cock, trying to get the juice out, for you.

    Uhh Uhh. bada bada bruummmp! uhh uhh oh yea HOOOOOOOO

  9. Re:Yes on Some People Just Never Learn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget what they look like. If you're any good at all you'll get a raise.

  10. Re:Should I be happy... or scared on Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping that someone makes an actual chairdog.

  11. that is so unrealistic,can't masturbate in a coat on The Life of the First Poster *NSFW* · · Score: 1

    first

  12. Slashdot meme? on Rat-eating Plant Discovered in Australia · · Score: 1

    I've got a Natalie Portman eating vine.

  13. Re:No, you're completely wrong on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you don't know anything. You must be one of those idiot libertarians. Cunts.

    I'm working up a good load of semen just thing about your chubby fingers stuffed into my asshole right now. Write back to learn about the sticky finish inside your left nostril.

  14. Re:NSFW. on Understanding Art for Geeks · · Score: 0, Troll

    It should have been a big dollar or Euro sign. That's the power of the money maker. It's a symbol of the pussy cartel, artificially jacking up the price of pussy, because they know we men have no choice but to pay.

  15. Re:NSFW. Like the Orsay. on Understanding Art for Geeks · · Score: 1

    If you'd walked me by that painting, I doubt you'd describe my series of reactions as "priceless."

  16. Re:Sad but necessary on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey bitch, the cum in your tummy is obviously backing up your colon and flooding your brain. I'll pack in back in there with my cock, OK?

  17. Re:Sad but necessary on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    That's not what they are saying at all. They're restricting speech before they even know what is going to be said. They're presuming that speech in a certain area is violating rights. Suppose the prof cancels class and a student decides what the hell, I'll talk about city zoning laws to anybody that will listen. What rights are violated then?

    You can't hold someone responsible for their speech unless they've already spoken. Free Speech zones aren't compatible with that.

  18. Re:Sad but necessary on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    You can say fire in a crowded theater. It's not illegal. The freedom of speech is not infringed in the slightest. What will get you into trouble is if you shout fire and there's a stampede and someone dies. You're always responsible for your own speech.

  19. Re:Sad but necessary on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 1

    BINGO. If you restrict the freedom of speech, then you really don't have freedom of speech, do you?

    If you say "You're free to say anything you want, except for this thing right here" then that's not really freedom of speech. If you say "You can say anything you want, but you can't say it where people can hear you" then that's not really freedom of speech.

  20. Re:Sad but necessary on Colleges Being Remade Into "Repress U"? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you're in favor of suppressing the freedom of speech in some places so that we can have ORDER. I get it - you want the trains to run on time!

  21. Re:So, here's your answer: on How Would You Make a Distributed Office System? · · Score: 1

    I'm in IT, and we're going to make you pay for that comment...

  22. Re:So, here's your answer: on How Would You Make a Distributed Office System? · · Score: 1

    They fucked you then. Server consolidation is a great buzzword, but people get it wrong if they think that it reduces the number of locations. No, proper consolidation is done at a single location, and multiple locations are looked at only if it makes sense.

    Big hint: if you need to access a computer over a network regularly, with performance requirements, then you're a moron to make that connection to a computer in another location. Keep that kind of access on your local network.

    Tell you what. Fire the guy who fucked you and hire me instead. I'll tell you my real name, won't charge too many millions of dollars, and I'll fix your setup.

  23. Re:Absolutely on Is Tech Bringing Us Closer Together Instead of Allowing Us to Sprawl? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Our cities are absolutely wonderful places to be. When I'm driving around, my 4 wheels are always on solid pavement. Sometimes I'm asked to move at 70 miles an hour or more, but it's not all work. I spend vast amounts of time driving very slowly with thousands of other cars, bumper to bumper. It's a great opportunity to get to know the cute Chevrolet in the next lane. And several times a day I get to go out to parking lots where I can do more mingling with other cars in parking lots. My driver almost never walks anywhere. He buys me all the gas I need. I've very well taken care of.

    On the other hand, if I were a human, these cities wouldn't be very good at all. It's obvious to everybody that these beautiful cities just weren't designed for people at all. They are designed for cars like me, and it's wonderful being a car in these modern American cities. I don't know why the humans don't just leave for someplace they might feel more comfortable.

  24. Re:As someone who lives in the UK.. on Collapsed UK Bank Attempts to Censor Wikileaks · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2y2Pd2Ibw4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M1gAUXARKY

    "God Save The Queen"

    God save the queen - The fascist regime - They made you a moron - Potential H-bomb
    God save the queen - She ain't no human being - There is no future - In England's dreaming

  25. WTF? on Training From America's Army Game Saved a Life · · Score: 0

    America's Army is about squad tactics. About the only time you save a life is when you avoid shooting a teammate. This article makes NO sense to me, unless there's something about the later versions of AA that I don't know about.