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  1. Re:I am not applauding. on Trolltech Adopts GPL 3 for Qt · · Score: 1

    Why can't you?

    If you're making GPL 2 code, then implicitly you're distributing source. Make your source code GPL 2 and let the user supply their own Qt library. That's how it's done right now anyway. Qt comes with the OS as a part of the system. None of the apps on your box have Qt bundled. If you're not distributing Qt you don't have to worry.

  2. Re:research or education on Down Time At Work — What Do You Do? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bet it's not you. I'm talking about meetings that drag on into their 3rd or 4th hour, when they were scheduled for one. There are 15 people in the meeting. The last 3 hours are basically a big mutual masturbation fest with the four biggest blowhard ass kissers in the room.

    They're not trying to understand, they're trying hard to show the boss that they understand the MOST, or at least more than the other three schmucks who are also trying to show that they understand the most.

    Meanwhile, I'm getting hungry because it's 6:30 and nobody's ordered the takeout yet. Man, just thinking about it is making me CRAZY. I sure am glad I don't work there any more.

  3. Re:Ah, but... on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that the rule isn't love thine enemies ... for DINNER?

  4. Re:Ah, but... on New Findings Confirm Darwin's Theory — Evolution Not Random · · Score: 4, Funny

    Elk. Elk. Elk. Moosen live in Sweden. Elken live in Deutchland. And whoever heard of a critical moose? Is that when you have enough moose that fission becomes self-sustaining?

  5. Re:research or education on Down Time At Work — What Do You Do? · · Score: 1

    Or one of those people who extend meetings for hours by raising issue after issue, hashing over old questions, or asking irrelevant questions.

  6. ROBOTIC MARCHING BAND on Monkey's Thoughts Make Robot Walk · · Score: 1

    Just one actual guy with a Sousaphone can now control an entire robotic marching band. Won't that be spectacular on 5th Avenue in November?

  7. Wonderful! on SPARQL Graduates to W3C Recommendation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But, you know someone out there is thinking to themselves: "How can I use this new technology to spam people."

    Just like everything else, somehow someone is going to try to shove their advertising down it.

  8. Re:InChem: UF6 Corrosive Carcinogen on Helium Crisis Approaching · · Score: 1

    Neither. I speak from the funny. Even the mods agree, which is unusual.

  9. Re:So what does he want? on Pope Cancels Speech After Scientists Protest · · Score: 0, Troll

    they still mess around with our italian stuff...

    But, do they mess around with the UNDERAGE Italian stuff. The priests over here just can't get enough of the young boy cock. Seriously, priests are sick fucks.

  10. Re:Correction on Messenger Flies by Mercury · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh it was flamebait you know. I used the word "stardate" which, as all geeks know, is the codeword that William Shatner used on the original Star Trek to get past the censors. If you look at the original script, instead of "stardate" it says "cunt".

  11. Re:Did you know.... on IBM Jazz Edges Closer To Open Source · · Score: 1

    That's such an awesome coincidence because if there's anybody that loves jizz more than Pudge, it would be me.

  12. Re:Correction on Messenger Flies by Mercury · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm going to use that format from now on, and I'm going to call it the Reverse Polish Stardate.

  13. Re:Really? on US Policy Would Allow Government Access to Any Email · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what about the 5th amenTHWACK THWACK THWACK

  14. Re:No more helium? on Helium Crisis Approaching · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uranium hexafluoride does the same thing, but it's an even stronger effect on your voice.

  15. Re:Uh... on 2007 Darwin Award Winners · · Score: 1

    Good move. It's best not to earn the ire of a connoisseur of intoxicating enemas. In other words, it's better to make friends than enemas.

  16. Re:The Late Carl Sagan's Argument on Why Space Exploration Is Worth the Cost · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of those roadside signs you see in the South.

    "I've owned a few of those spheres and I think they're great." - God

  17. Re:waste of time on How to Recognize a Good Programmer · · Score: 2, Informative

    You find a company that's interviewing, walk in, kill a guy in the lobby wearing a suit. Steal his suit, his resume, and his stupid grin. Go interview in his place, steal his job, steal his wife, kids, house, and life.

    And that's how I got my job.

  18. Re:Your hypothesis fails on Origin of Antimatter Cloud Discovered · · Score: 1

    I can think of one exception - if the number of possible universes is infinite, then even an infinite amount of time might not be long enough to enumerate each possible universe. Thus even in that scheme you can marvel at just how lucky we are to be here.

  19. Re:Sorry, its wrong. on FTC Offput by Offsets · · Score: 1

    Well, the primary reason I detest YOU is that you gleefully burn a hundred times more fossil fuel than the typical resident of the planet, and you do NOTHING about your enormous energy usage. You even make it worse by running down the people who are actually trying to change the situation, to make it possible for you to use cleaner energy.

    That just about puts you in your place, you fat fat rich American pig. Try living on a Nigerian's energy budget and maybe you can say that you aren't really doing much harm.

  20. Re:No, you are incorrect... on $500,000 Prize for Faster Airport Security Checks · · Score: 1

    Guns? Oh you're such a cowboy.

    Better idea: baseball bats. Two tubes run the length of the airplane, on both sides. Inside each tube, there's another tube, slightly smaller. Inside that, there's a baseball bat, one per row. Maybe half size to allow for better swinging in a cramped space.

    When the hijacker tries to do something, the pilot can press a button in the cockpit. Each of the tubes nested inside the other has openings in it. Normally the openings are not aligned, but when the pilot presses his button, the inner tube rotates so that its opening aligns with a similar opening in the outer tube. The passengers then have access to the baseball bats inside the device and can then proceed to turn the hijacker into hamburger.

    If you're on Southwest Airlines, replace "hijacker" with "abusively drunken businessman" in the above scenario.

  21. Re:That's not right on Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond · · Score: 1

    Guess what, the Democrats are going to win the elections! Eat my cock! EAT IT.

    Gobble gobble! Now, who needs the argument! Whahahahaaaa!

  22. Re:69% on Scientific American's Solar Grand Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

    France? FRANCE? Jesus, if France is so great, why don't you go eat a croissant.

    In fact, why don't you open a bottle of fine Veuve Clicquot champagne, slice off a sliver of delicious Comté and put it on a CRACKER. A little WHEAT cracker, shaped like a rose. And then perhaps you'll eat the next cracker with a delicate pate, prepared by the finest Michelin 4 star chefs in all of Paris. Suppose you take your Francophile self strolling down the Champs d'elysee with a beautiful woman on a lovely evening in the City of Lights. Why not stop in at an art museum and see an original Renoir? Sure you would, you crazy Eurocentric beret-wearing art fan. Oh, and I suppose there's even more culture in store for you, you sophisticated denizen of Gaul. You probably could even attend a Puccini opera and not need a translation, since you're a polyglot. Oh you make me sick with all your Frenchy French French French, thinking you're better than what we produce in America.

    That's right, if you don't like America, then NO HOT DOG for you. No bun, no ketchup, and no weiner. Keep your French's yellow mustard too.

    The French nuclear power plants are pretty neat though.

  23. Re:That's not right on Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond · · Score: 1

    You forgot an apostrophe in your post, you brilliant motherfucker.

  24. Re:That's not right on Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond · · Score: 1

    Why shouldn't I think of diamonds as blood diamonds? After all, it's just a different fluid than is usually associated with diamonds.

    When diamonds are purchased, the usual thought is "this diamond is going to get me laid." That makes diamonds for most people cum diamonds.

    I'm just pointing out that maybe blood is a more appropriate fluid than cum to be associated with diamonds.

  25. Re:That's not right on Mathematician Theorizes a Crystal As Beautiful As A Diamond · · Score: 1

    So, your argument is "misery is ubiquitous, so complaining is useless." I don't find it compelling.