Understanding Art for Geeks
HeadMounted found a great little flickr collection of art for geeks where helpful designers have provided you with useful hints to help you better comprehend the confusing art world. Or not. Some of them are very clever.
need I say more?
At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care that you're not here with me
This is lame. It's neither insightful nor funny.
... someone posts a goatse link? :)
A tremendous amount of work clearly went into it, so credit must be given to the creator for the effort. However, for me it's reminiscent of PBJT, in that for me it's kinda funny for 2-3 times, and then I'm all, "eh, cool i guess" and on to the next site.
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Unless looking at breasts is ok where you work, that is.
Even if it's segregated "art for geeks" it may not really be art. Of course, some critics may say that it was never art to begin with. Art is not simply something that someone made that you like to look at/listen to/read/etc. Part of it is the creative process that made the art that makes that art worth taking in and thinking about.
To someone in the art world, Giger may be seen as a genius but to someone like your average slashdot reader a mother board or the latest Linix kernel may be more of a piece of art than something Giger could ever produce.
Then again, IANAA and M.C. Escher is my favorite M.C...
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
Oh, that's awesome! I love the map best, I think.. though Napoleon is definately up there. Thanks for finding me something to look at while scanning papers for work.
Uh, "if it looks roughly mouse-shaped according to my infra-red sensitive pit, eat it"? --Chris Burke 09-08-10
I'm a little disappointed. Yeah, I got a few chuckles out of it.
But I was hoping for more of something like "This work is important because it was the first use of x" where x is a technique that is then explained in mathematical detail. Or "this looks good because of the use of negative space which happens to be expressable as the function y".
obviously no deficiencies vs. no obvious deficiencies
I think that the creator of this series has done an *excellent* job, in a very funny and original way, of explaining why these particular works are regarded so highly in the art community (not by everyone, of course, but in general).
Kudos to the author of the series!
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can." ~ Mark Twain
More like art for people who waste enough time on the internet to know the current memes and cliches.
..."geeks"? :)
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can." ~ Mark Twain
That my self created wallpapers were Slashdot content!
xkcd is true art for geeks. And yes, comics are an art. There's drawing involved.
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The one that was supposed to be "very clever" is just a painting with some windows on top of it. It looks like my browser thinks I need another plugin or something, but it doesn't tell me what this would be.
If this is supposed to be clever, I'm missing something, either personally or in my browser. Some of the other ones were pretty decent, I guess...
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
Another strand of the study revolves about the construction of a social canon (the 'great' works of genius and orginality) and how it reflects the social shifts in power. One way of understanding this is the common complaint amongst film afficiandos that the academy awards are a popularity contest and that, over and above the wonderful movies, Speilberg has been a brand and is a socio-economic construction.
In short, the appreciation of art is much more than aesthetics and more than meets the eye. In fact, it engages the intellect and a deep appreciation involves a broad understanding of the social historical context.
Having seen more, some of them are just silly, but even so, still clever.
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can." ~ Mark Twain
That's great! Not only did you get the girl but she also eats your cake too!
Lame
Insert shameless promotional link here lol
...in many cases at least. These seem to me to valid art - or at least as valid as Duchamp or Warhol. Certainly, they are considerably more entertaining, exhibit more social commentary, and are more thought provoking than many of the originals do today -- although they were once thought provoking themselves.
The wikipedia one is masterful. It's occurred to me for a few years that Gallileo is the perfect example of why wikipedia is flawed. (among many other potential examples of free individual thought)
It's usually not like me to help with the punchline, but read this and you'll understand.
You're supposed to have the monitor facing *away* from the doorway.
Oh, we were doomed long before lolcats.
Fan: So do you like draw this or something?
Banky: I ink it and I'm also the colorist. The guy next to me draws it, but we both came up with the characters. Next...
Fan: (snidely) What does that mean, you ink it?
Banky: Well, it means that Holden draws the pictures in pencil, and he gives it to me to go over in ink. Next...
Fan: So basically you just trace.
Banky: It's eh...it's not tracing, alright? I add depth and shading to give the image more definition. Only then does the drawing truely take shape.
Fan: No-no-no-no, you go over what he draws with a pen. That's tracing.
Banky: Not really. Next...
Fan: (To next guy in the line) Hey man, let me ask you something. If somebody draws something, and you draw the exact same thing like, right on top of it, without going outside the original designated art, what do you call it?
Other Fan: I dunno man, tracing?
Fan: (Laughing, to Banky) See?!
Banky: (Losing patience, to Other Fan) You want your book signed or what?
Fan: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, don't get all testy with him just because you got a problem with your station in life!
Banky: Oh, I'm secure with what I do.
Fan: Then just say it...you're a tracer!
Banky: (To Other Fan) How should I sign this?
Other Fan: I don't want you to sign it man, I want the guy who draws Bluntman & Chronic to sign it. You're just a tracer.
Fan: Tell him, little shaver.Collector: You're mucking with a G, you fuckin' tracer.
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!
Holden: [to Security Guards] Will you get him out of here!
Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you fucking tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!
Most are exceptionally lame, plus, they really missed the point of "Ceci n'est pas une pipe".
sic transit gloria mundi
I don't know, I didn't look far, but I wouldn't say he explained much of everything. Escher's waterfall really needed no explanation. Any geek should agree that that's cool. For the second picture, the Picasso, apparently you just have to understand "green".
I appreciate that artists do what they do to make a particular impression or have a certain message, but I'm content with just looking at what I enjoy looking at, without going any deeper.
The true art in xkcd rarely has much to do with drawing. :)
If it has a frame around it, it must be art.
Have gnu, will travel.
I've just had a "functional" Macintosh Classic as a present for my birthday. Now THAT's art.
That "very clever" Annunciation image is baffling. It's covered with white rectangles, each of which has a little icon in the upper left that looks like a "broken link" icon. But there's nothing active associated with the rectangles or the little icon. Clicking on various things gets nothing except the usual image menu, and that gets me another copy of the Annunciation.
It's not the browser, because I tried it on a number of different browsers from different sources, including Firefox, Opera, Safari, iCab and SeaMonkey. They all show the same thing, so presumably that's what's supposed to be on my screen.
But it doesn't seem at all clever; it's just baffling. And there's nothing resembling an explanation or other clue that I can find. What am I so non-geeky as to be missing here?
Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
ln -s /dev/random Jackson.Pollock
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I won't go as far as saying "better than originals", but there's something inside that work that desserves a good mention. Like you, I found the wikipedia one extremely to the point. Most have a "punch line" quality. The /. summary is misleading ; it's not art for the geeks, but it's definitely a work from an arty geek.
Being an artist myself, understanding Art is simple:
You either like it or you don't.
You shouldn't -try- to like it if you don't and you shouldn't -try- to understand it if you think you don't. Art has to be appreciated by the instinct, knowledge, aesthetics, etc one has at the moment, otherwise any further analysis will detract from the appreciation and real meaning and push you further away. One can't understand why a flower is beautiful by chopping it to pieces and measuring its parts.
When you don't like something and think you don't understand it, then back away, forget about it and give it another chance later in life. If you have changed, your perception will have too and will see the artwork in a new light. That doesn't mean you will like it then though. Maybe you never will or maybe it will take you half a lifetime.
If you don't like something, keep an open mind and be prepared to give it a chance later on. You never know...
I sense a crotchedy, moldy, cynic somewhere in the comments on flikr who seems to "not get it". Oh well, not everyone is/can be a pedagogue, so someone has to do it.
Riv
... there is nothing that has not already been thought
When I was studying in Paris, I liked to walk American friends past this painting:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulthewineguy/2184039108/in/set-72157603619920398/
Their reactions were priceless.
I prefer Calvin's perspective on art.
Underneath it all, Geeks are Romantics, which explains their basic conservatism and penchant for order. In that light, it's surprising that the Geek Art Guide doesn't emphasize the paintings of Renaissance artist Sandro Botticelli. Botticelli nearly single-handedly created the modern (that is post-Renaissance; one must think long term when considering the social impact of the fine arts) ideal of a beautiful woman with his stylized paintings of Simonetta Vespucci (1453-1476), the first Italian super-model. She was the inspiration for The Birth of Venus and her image is found in most of his other surviving paintings. Even 550 years later, her beauty stops traffic.
The best way to approach the fine arts from a Geek perspective is to read some of writings of Camille Paglia; the thinking man's radical lesbian feminist. She is one of the few modern social and art critics that makes any sense and because of that she is despised by the entire politically-correct liberal arts academic community. She is the one who has shown that after the invention of photography, the artist's obsession with feminine beauty created the advertising industry and abandoned painting. Check out the front third of any issue of Vanity Fair and you can believe it. It's like visiting an art museum. Her books on art criticism are dense but worth the effort.
Here are some of my favorite artists, with works that other slashdotters might enjoy:
1. Brian Dettmer : Dettmer reshapes and reforms older media like old textbooks, technical manuals, cassette tapes, and dictionaries, to make really fascinating derivative works. My favorites are his carved books, many of which are viewable here.
2. Jason Salavon : Salavon uses software to make art out of preexisting information, with some diverse and surprising work. His work is all displayed on his website.
3. Ai Kijima : Kijima recycles original bed sheets, table cloths, kimonos, and other fabrics to make colorful quilted collages, many of which use pop culture icons. Her work is viewable on her website.
Enjoy.
Pasting a lame bit of PHP over a perfectly nice picture by Escher (whose pictures are about as geeky as they get) isn't very clever, IMO.
Art that appeals to me: Escher, Da Vinci (Mona Lisa excluded), Boris Vallejo (not all of it), works by Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland, but Sylvie and Bruno is another good but much less well known one), Dali, xkcd, pbf, Jin Wicked (check out her painting of Stallman)
Art that doesn't appeal to me: Piet Mondrian (except the Piet programming language, that is funny), Warhol, Mona Lisa (I agree with another poster that Da Vinci made much more interesting things), cubism, most very abstract things that don't look like anything in particular.
In my opinion, the above sums up the relationship of art to an individual. I've posted before that I can't abide most abstract art of any sort (music, paintings, sculture, etc.), since demonstrated skill is what counts with me. But there are exceptions, but as a rule, and unfortunately, I tend to forget them as I walk away.
Art's importance to a person is instinctive and perhaps more importantly, transient.
Science never settles, never rests.
You forgot:
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Collector: [as he's being dragged away by Security Guard] Hey wait a second! He jumped me, you fucking tracer!
Banky: YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!
Collector: DON'T TRACE ME, BRO!
Science never settles, never rests.
Apparently that cake wasn't a lie :D
This is the sig that says NI (again)
the other server where the links in the image point to got slashdotted.
Mmm, a fellow /.er who appreciates the brilliance that is xkcd. I applaud you.
:o face in it on Munch's The Scream was probably the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Although the speech bubble with the
10 FILL MUG WITH COFFEE
20 DRINK COFFEE
30 GOTO 10
It was lame
No sig today...
Maybe you're too subtle for me, but Giger did actually design the Alien creature and the architecture seen in the alien space ship.
...I also found this, a machine that produces shit.
If only every picture did not have some smartass comment from gargamel242 :(.
Dude, if it's not well-formed, it can't be valid art.
"If you want to call it art, yeah, okay, you can call it what you like. As far as I'm concerned, 'Art' is just short for 'Arthur.'"
Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones.
Now wash your hands.
Kudos to the author of the series! Aww, thanks Mom!
You just defined art properly.
Whenever somebody asks me if I'm into art, I quickly tell them no - it's a stupid question. By the proper definition, which you just used, of course I'm into art, everybody is. But by the definition that people who ask me if I'm into art use (noun: a pompous circle jerk of people who consider themselves "artsy") I am not.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Escher is one of my favourite artists also, and I've recently completed one piece that you may like to have a look at. it uses the triangle illusion combined with celtic knotwork. http://herbevore.deviantart.com/art/Dice-Illusion-73842850
As a practising artist, I found this to be absolutely awesome.
My only advice would be to print the comments on post-it notes, sneak them into galleries and post them on the actual paintings.
just make sure to have a BS filled essay on you for when you get caught. Just quote asshats like Derrida and you will be considered a real artist and get off scot free.
no...really, you will. go do this!
-I only code in BASIC.-
Too right. Art is appreciated by many for so many reasons. Your interpretation is very personal you. This is the perfect way to express that appreciation. "No Mr Art Critic I can't understand why you are so pompous about this piece or that. This is what I see, this is what it means to me.". I didn't find any of the work offensive, maybe a little funny in places, may be a little too silly in others, but it seemed very heartfelt. So what! If you enjoy it great, if not forget about it and move along.
Windows guys please stop pissing on everyone and the Linux guys stop pissing in the wind, hoping to hit Windows guys!
I used to be confused about why some modern art aficionados called some things "art" and others not. I now think the problem is that I always thought art was about the actual art--that is, the artifact the artist produces (painting, sculpture, etc.). But I think at least for modern art, it's all about the story around the artifact. By story I mean stuff like how the artifact fits in the artist's life, the process that was used to create it, what it says about Humanity's Struggle Against/For Whatever, etc. If there's a story about the artifact that's "suitable", then it's Art. Otherwise, not.
I'm not saying I think this is a good way to determine what to call "art" vs. what not to, but it seems like the operating principle for a lot of folks who talk about modern art.
ART is R-Brain-Mind expression: not social-construct/symbol/iconography!
1. I'm slightly autistic ( + other damage ), so I didn't even know R-Mind ( Totality ) mode existed, until the
"You criticize it, but you can't really do it, can you?"
criticism annoyed me enough to force me to push through learning that brain-mode shift, in my mid/late 30's.
( it took years for me to do, though non-brain-damaged ones can do it in days )
2. http://www.drawright.com/
Betty Edwards, Ph.D ( don't know if it was teaching, or brain-mind stuff ) wrote
The New Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain
which can get even us aspergers-types to know the brain-mind shift ( Left-brain-to-Right-brain ) that art is founded on
from symbol/cutting/reductionism/logic
to emotion-depth-pattern-organic-whole-totality.
3. Having so late in life gained the entire-dimension of my own brain/mind that totality is made-of,
it's plain & bloody obvious that Stephen Jay Gould ( & countless others ) didn't know/experience it.
( which is a profound loss, both for them, & for our whole world.
How many die without knowing at-all, one's-own Totality-knowing mind?
Among our distorted world, most, it seems )
Nor, for that matter, did many so-called "artists".
The disconnect between what art-making is,
and what society says art is, is based on social-position/construct crap.
But if anyone wants to experience the totality/wholeness yourself,
honestly DO the work-through of that book,
whose exercises are specific to undoing the damage done to our minds by an L-brain-mode specific "education"
http://www.amazon.com/New-Drawing-Right-Side-Brain/dp/0874774241/
Symbols Don't Make Anything Be ART,
the Externalization of Totality, in a healing/negentropic way, is ART:
What IS, IS, even though what-is isn't obediently distorted by symbol-systems!
Try also my gallery: http://photo.net/photos/AntrygRevo