Since my parents wouldn't be home all day, I invited Billy over to my house to do homework together. I wore my short green plaid skirt. The hem just covers my ass cheeks. White cotton knee high socks, white blouse and saddle shoes. Under my blouse a stuffed white bra. My hair was done in short pig tails.
I just finished dressing when the door bell rang. As I walked to the door I was picturing Billy's face when he sees me standing there dressed like I am. I opened the door and wasn't surprised by his reaction. I told him to close his mouth before a bug flew in it and come on in.
After closing the door behind him I walked over to the steps that lead to my bedroom upstairs. I turned to him smile and say follow me. As I walked up the stairs I wiggled my ass from side to side. I also would be up high enough on the stairs so he could get a slight glimpse of my ass cheeks. Billy was in a trance. I suspected his bi-sexuality many years before, but this was confirmed to me when we followed me up the stairs.
By the time we got to my bedroom I was so horny I could hardly contain myself. I told Billy to put his books on my dresser as I walked over to the full length mirror on the other side of the room. I stared into the mirror at the sexy school girl image reflected in it.
I placed my hands on each of my thighs and slowly moved them up lifting my skirt and flashing my hard cock that was temporarily hidden. I could see Billy out of the corner of the mirror staring back at me. I smiled devilishly to myself. As I moved my hands around to my ass and slowly lifted up the skirt to let him get a peek of my butt. "Do you think I'm sexy Billy?", I teasingly asked as I lowered my skirt still looking in the mirror.
"I'll bet you'd like to get out of those clothes", I said to Billy as I continued to pose and play in front of the mirror. I watched intently as Billy took off his clothes. I was breathing so hard that I could hear myself panting.
Now naked Billy began to stroke his cock. I raised the front of my skirt with my left hand and used my right to wrap my fingers around my cock and slowly stroke it up and down. "Come over here Billy", I gasped as I jerked myself. Billy walked up behind me and I turned to him. Our faces inches away from each other. I put my arms around his neck and he puts his hands on my waist. "Kiss me", I whispered to him. We closed our eyes and I felt his lips meet my red painted lips. I feel the tip of his tongue tap my lips and I opened my mouth to let his tongue enter.
I felt his hands begin to move all over my body. His right hand moved up my skirt and with his fingers in the crack of my butt he cupped my left ass cheek and squeezed it firmly. I sighed heavily from this and the feeling of his hard cock pressed against my body.
I broke our embrace and smiled wickedly then knelt down before him. I took his cock in my right hand and planted soft kisses on the head. I glanced in the mirror and saw him close his eyes. I opened my mouth and moved his cock into it. Closing my lips near the end of his shaft I slowly began to suck him. I could tell by Billy's soft moans that he was enjoying my warm wet mouth on his dick.
Felt so slutty I took his saliva covered cock out of my mouth and held the shaft as I rubbed it all over my face. "Oh Billy I want you to fuck me..fuck me like a whore", I begged him. I stood and positioned a chair far enough back from the mirror so we can see each other in it. I then stood in front of Billy and slowly unbuttoned my blouse as he jacked off anxiously waiting for me. I threw my blouse across the room and turned my back to Billy. Slightly bending over I grabbed the back rest of the chair. I looked in the mirror as Billy stood behind me and lifted up my skirt. He then knelt down and spreaded my ass cheeks apart then moved his face into my butt. I shuddered as I felt his tongue painting spit on my tight butt hole. I then moaned loudly as his tongue snaked it's way into me. "Oh Billy...yes..fuck me", I begged again.
Billy stood and spat into the palm of his hand. Then he rubbed the head of his cock in the hand. I feel the tip of his manhood as it touched my moistened anus. Billy slowly eased the head into me. "aaaaaahhhh", I moaned softly as I felt it begin to penetrate me. With a third of his cock in me Billy puts his hands on my hips and pushed the rest of his meat stick into me. "Oooohhhhhh", I cooed as I felt all of his cock squeeze into me.
I looked into the mirror again and watched as Billy slowly began to buck his hips back and forth making his cock move in the same motion in my ass. "Oh..oh..oh..", I cried as the pleasure built up in my body. Billy was picking up the pace of his fucking as I encouraged him on, "Fuck me..fuck me Billy..oh harder..harder..".
The bedroom was filled with sounds of sex, Billy huffing for air as he fucked me, me calling out to be fucked and the sound of his groin slapping my ass cheeks as he pounded me into submission.
The sight in the mirror and the sounds were so intoxicating, I reached down between my legs and grabbed hold of my cock. Furiously I jacked off as Billy began to groan louder and louder. I too feel myself about to let go. I screamed out, "Yes..yes..cum in me...let me feel that hot cum". Billy threw his head back and cried, "Uuuuuggggghhhhhh", as his cock shot load after load of hot white cum into me. I then shouted out as my cock jettisons loads of goo.
I took awhile before we could move from that position because of the affects of the orgasms. When we did Billy noticed it was late and he had to get home for dinner. We kissed and I told him that maybe he could spend the night and we could play newlyweds.
"It's not a joke" and, "[f]rom the article", here's how I know.
Um... isn't think like p->q where p is false? If the article is a fake, or a joke, but you don't know if it is or not, how can you use it to justify how it's not a joke? You must be a/. editor.
Find somewhere else that validates this before you claim something like that.
Why do you people use crapware on Microshaft Windows anyway? It serves you right if the companies fuck with your stuff. You practically beg them to using that lame ass OS anyway.
Save your money for the hookers or a some great stuff at Think Geek
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I think of it more like a truck, in theory, with, perhaps, the gas tank mounted outside the frame. The engineers should know better. The MS software developers should know to check strings before blindly doing strcpy.
A car runs into the side of the truck, some schmuck hacks into your server. The car manufacturer is liable, why shouldn't the software producer be as well?
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My point kinda was that if Windows (for example) screws up your entire companies PC's, you'd have someone to take to court over it, someone with a lot of money.
You mean, like what happen with Code Red I, II, Nimda, Sircam, etc, when companies lost millions of dollars as a direct result of negligence on Microsoft's part?
I'm not angry. I laugh at everything that I post here for how stupid it is. Don't take anything a troll says as serious. That (the worm thing) is the truth, however.
I don't know. Hold on, I'll just ask your mom what it was when I see her tonight.
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Huh, amazing. I couldn't imagine any software company publishing a computer operating system, trademarked under a very generic term, putting in a clause that disclaims all liablity for any type of loss, financial or otherwise, for problems occurring in using or the inability to use the software.
Thanks for pointing that out. You've once again shown us that open source software is worthless compared to closed source. Thank you, Mr. karma whore.
All software should be open. Closed source software is like created by people who have a closed mind. Karate means "open hand", but it might as well mean "open source".
I was shown the way of enlightenment by a 415 year old monk, and thanks to a strict vegan diet, and 6 hours of yoga each day, I have the coding strength of 6 men! Sometime I scare myself.
It's because the fucking moderators are too stupid. It was stated before (sorry, I don't feel like finding the link), but moderators are too power hungry. Who really cares if the post is off-topic? Maybe if they spent more time moderating UP good posts people would like it more. That is, not "In case this story, hosted on four dozen, quad-alpha servers on a 100MB/s line gets slashdotted..." shit either, actual posts that either ask questions or point out the editor's inherent lack of comprehension for the English language.
As it is, the only posts worth reading on/. are the trolls. The articles are almost always old, now. The comments are one of three general things: 1) should be free to rip/burn/play/sleep with, 2) Just another way to take away the rights of the little guy and give another dollar to the man (Mickey Mouse), 3) This is just another reason to use Linux.
While all of those are really great, it gets boring.
It just occurred to me that, though many people (trolls) do a great job hiding goats.cx, I haven't noticed many/hidden/ links to fecal Japan. Know what I mean?
They should give away the hardware, and make the POTS network fully compatable with VoIP. I'm tired of paying any money to those greedy fat cats, with their cigar smoking, bon-bon eating, lazy bastards.
Limp performances by stud actors in the Japanese porno world should soon be a thing of the past, if Asahi Geino (4/25) is anything to go by. Bucky Visual Planning, one of Japan's top stick flick makers, is planning to restore the spunk lacking recently among male actors in the adult video world by setting up a school for budding male porn stars.
"In recent years, the industry has lacked charismatic male performers," Takao Ono, head of Gachinko! AV Hayu Juku (Ramrod! Adult Video Actor Cram School) due to open next month, tells Asahi Geino. "We set up the school because we don't just want guys who simply spurt onto the scene, we're looking to mold people who'll inspire dreams among fans."
Ono adds that the life of a male porn star can be a mind-blowing experience.
"A male actor needs only a healthy body. Academic background or qualifications mean diddly squat when it comes to making a buck in this field," he says. "Plenty of male porn stars reap over 10 million yen a year. And the big shots can make several dozen million."
Calling the shots for the school will be some of Japan's most prominent adult video actors, including actor-cum-professional wrestler Chokoball Mukai, Kaoru Kato and Kazuya Sawagi, who looks forward to imparting his knowledge to the next generation.
"We'll each give blow-by-blow lessons on what we're best at. For instance, I'm great once the action has started...better than anyone. So that's what I'll teach. Kaoru's got dexterous fingers and knows how to use his hips, so he'll teach that. And Chokoball knows all about positions and making women feel at ease, so we'll leave that up to him."
Classes will be held once a week for at least two months at a cost of only a trifling 60,000 yen. And the instructors say the classes will be like nothing else students have ever come across.
"Naturally, we'll have practical courses. The fastest way for students to learn is to get down and actually work with an actress," Chokoball Mukai tells Asahi Geino. "If you train yourself, you can teach yourself to ejaculate as many times a day as you'd like."
Part of the rounded education offered by the school also involves instruction in media handling and psychology.
"You can't become a top porn actor merely by being able to have a lot of sex. You have to know how to sell yourself to the media and develop a type of character," school boss Ono says. "Most guys that want to become stick flick performers are the types that aren't that popular with women in the first place, so we'll also offer psychology classes to teach them how to behave in a manner that women find attractive."
Plans are also afoot to ensure graduates become deeply rooted in the industry.
"We'd like to offer some sort of license respected throughout the adult video world," Ono says. "That should avoid problems we have now regarding actors being paid by the job. It should also create a clearly visible ranking system. Eventually, we'd like to see the creation of some sort of union that could take care of any anxieties actors have about falling ill or being injured."
Despite scant publicity, interest in the school already borders on the enormous.
"We've had guys give up their careers to join in our classes," Ono says. "One guy, in his mid 40s with two kids and another on the way, was laid off his last job and now wants to join us just to get laid."
Actresses are also gushing at the prospect of new meat in the market.
"A decent porn actor is a wonderful man appealing for both his body and his mind," veteran porn starlet Mariko Kawana tells Asahi Geino. "It's wonderful for me if more attractive men are out there in the world. I'm certainly praying that the school's students will come up to scratch."
Myriad media exist for guys to get a firm grip on their sex lives when there's nobody else around. But, even at a time when surveys show that about 60 percent of girls have a daily diddle, it largely remains a mystery about what women use as aids for masturbation. Spa! (4/23) tries to put a finger on the answer to how birds bring themselves over the brink. It seems to be a matter for the mind, with 80 percent of 108 women in their 20s and 30s saying they use their imagination when seeking self relief.
Some fantasize about actual experiences.
"All I need to do is remember what it feels like when my older lover performs orally on me, bringing me to the edge, but never over it," a 24-year-old woman says.
Others prefer to dream of dalliances with superstars, but revulsion also played a surprisingly prominent role.
"I get off on dreaming about being forced to do it with really awful guys," a 28-year-old housewife tells Spa!
Nonconsensual sex also seems to appeal to women who like watching movies while they masturbate.
"More than any other genre, women seem to prefer movies with lesbian sex or rape scenes," Ms. Hagiwara, proprietor of a Tokyo adult shop for women, tells Spa! "With the lesbian movies, the most popular ones feature scenes where a more experienced woman initiates a younger partner into a new world.
"As for the rape movies, the guy absolutely has to be a hunk. When you imagine a rape scene while masturbating, it doesn't matter so much if the guy is awful, but you can't get away with that on video. If he's a dud instead of a dude, it becomes too real and horrifying. And the story has to have something good come out of the nonconsensual sex. Women feel good if they're roughed up by a guy who falls in love with them in the end."
But Hagiwara warns that simply because women may fantasize about violent romps, that doesn't mean they actually want them.
"Women only want rape fantasies," she says. "It's the same sort of feeling as people who like war movies, but would never want to experience the horrors of war."
Other popular mediums for girls to get off on are the ubiquitous comics found everywhere in Japan. Even then, the forcible fantasy image remains strong.
"Our most popular stories are the ones where a good-looking young man makes unceasing demands on an older woman until she finally relents and gives in to him," says Masafumi Mizuno, editor in chief of Amour, a comic book known for its graphic depictions of steamy women in the throes of ecstasy.
Erotica, particularly on the Internet, also seems to get female fingers fetching for a fiddle.
"Make no mistake, more women read online erotica than men. Women read all the erotic novels serialized in men's weeklies or afternoon tabloids," Madam, who writes about female sexual freedom, tells Spa! "They read the stories for a while and find themselves getting into the mood."
No, no. Have you noticed that comunist nations always have democratic or republic sounding names? Democratic People's Republic of Korea People's Republic of China
It would be, "The Democratic People's Free Capitalist Republic of United States in America"
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They're out there. Just trying to take away all of our rights. So far they haven't been able to completely succeed. However, do you really know what's in the water? That's right, government mind control drugs! In addition, they're watching, listening, and even smelling you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They know when you take a piss in your neighbors pool, even though you don't think anyway was watching. They were, believe me.
Just because you don't want to face reality doesn't mean it isn't true!
Don't turn off your telescreen, just turn it down and go into the corner to read. I wouldn't use anything more than a candle for light, though. They'll see it anyway.
It's funny that, despite talking about how much easier Windows is to use, it's much more difficult to install if you have another OS on there to begin with. There should be, IMHO, an "easy" setup that you say, "trash everything and make this a windows box" or, "leave the stuff that's there, but add windows.
Of course Microsoft doesn't care. Linux is much more user friendly in this regard.
Bah! Windows is for luserz and people two stupid to actually use their computer. Linux runs better, is more powerful, cheaper, looks nicer. Windows is just a lame OS trying to follow the path of Linux, for stability, and Mac OS, for the UI. Don't believe me? Take a look at the nice curved boxes in XP. Huh, looks just like Mac OS X.
Why anyone would trust Microsoft after all the shit they produce, including the code that lead to Melissa, Code Red and Nimda, to name a few, is beyond me. Is Microsoft watching you? Is someone else? Did you forget about the NSA key inside Windows? You did, huh?
In conclusion, Windows, just like your mama, sucks longer and harder than any Hoover vac ever could.
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Um, yes, Windows, all flavors of it, have limits on these things. All OSes do this because, since allocating memory is slow, they preallocate space for these things.
Features don't cause holes. Crappy programming does. Write a routine that copies an ASCIIZ string from one char* to another without checking the length and you're asking for trouble.
Don't try to make excuses for bad programming. Just because you smoke the Gates pipe ever night doesn't mean we have to listen to the FUD you've fallen victim to.
I really feel bad for you if you sincerely belive that any version of Windows is good to use for a server. Hell, look at Hotmail. It runs what? Remind me? Oh, right, FreeBSD. That's the new version of Windows, right?
I do blame you, however. If you weren't some lazy bastard who just sits on his ass all day downloading pr0n of Sarah Michelle Geller, but instead got involved, maybe you might be able to educate some people.
The idea of "opt-in" or "opt-out" is when a company sells the info collected to another company or uses it to otherwise market things. If you're not using this information for these purposes, then you don't have to worry.
Be a good karma whore and/think/ before you write next time.
I don't want to spend time downloading anything that I can't get the source to and isn't free. Not $0, but I want to be able to edit anything about it, and give it to my friends and stuff. If it isn't GPL I don't want it!
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After School Fun
by Michele G ©
It was my Senior year in high school when I finally succumbed to the urge that I had only fantasized when I masturbated. Billy and I were both 18 and he was going to go to college out of town, so it was now or never.
Since my parents wouldn't be home all day, I invited Billy over to my house to do homework together. I wore my short green plaid skirt. The hem just covers my ass cheeks. White cotton knee high socks, white blouse and saddle shoes. Under my blouse a stuffed white bra. My hair was done in short pig tails.
I just finished dressing when the door bell rang. As I walked to the door I was picturing Billy's face when he sees me standing there dressed like I am. I opened the door and wasn't surprised by his reaction. I told him to close his mouth before a bug flew in it and come on in.
After closing the door behind him I walked over to the steps that lead to my bedroom upstairs. I turned to him smile and say follow me. As I walked up the stairs I wiggled my ass from side to side. I also would be up high enough on the stairs so he could get a slight glimpse of my ass cheeks. Billy was in a trance. I suspected his bi-sexuality many years before, but this was confirmed to me when we followed me up the stairs.
By the time we got to my bedroom I was so horny I could hardly contain myself. I told Billy to put his books on my dresser as I walked over to the full length mirror on the other side of the room. I stared into the mirror at the sexy school girl image reflected in it.
I placed my hands on each of my thighs and slowly moved them up lifting my skirt and flashing my hard cock that was temporarily hidden. I could see Billy out of the corner of the mirror staring back at me. I smiled devilishly to myself. As I moved my hands around to my ass and slowly lifted up the skirt to let him get a peek of my butt. "Do you think I'm sexy Billy?", I teasingly asked as I lowered my skirt still looking in the mirror.
"I'll bet you'd like to get out of those clothes", I said to Billy as I continued to pose and play in front of the mirror. I watched intently as Billy took off his clothes. I was breathing so hard that I could hear myself panting.
Now naked Billy began to stroke his cock. I raised the front of my skirt with my left hand and used my right to wrap my fingers around my cock and slowly stroke it up and down. "Come over here Billy", I gasped as I jerked myself. Billy walked up behind me and I turned to him. Our faces inches away from each other. I put my arms around his neck and he puts his hands on my waist. "Kiss me", I whispered to him. We closed our eyes and I felt his lips meet my red painted lips. I feel the tip of his tongue tap my lips and I opened my mouth to let his tongue enter.
I felt his hands begin to move all over my body. His right hand moved up my skirt and with his fingers in the crack of my butt he cupped my left ass cheek and squeezed it firmly. I sighed heavily from this and the feeling of his hard cock pressed against my body.
I broke our embrace and smiled wickedly then knelt down before him. I took his cock in my right hand and planted soft kisses on the head. I glanced in the mirror and saw him close his eyes. I opened my mouth and moved his cock into it. Closing my lips near the end of his shaft I slowly began to suck him. I could tell by Billy's soft moans that he was enjoying my warm wet mouth on his dick.
Felt so slutty I took his saliva covered cock out of my mouth and held the shaft as I rubbed it all over my face. "Oh Billy I want you to fuck me..fuck me like a whore", I begged him. I stood and positioned a chair far enough back from the mirror so we can see each other in it. I then stood in front of Billy and slowly unbuttoned my blouse as he jacked off anxiously waiting for me. I threw my blouse across the room and turned my back to Billy. Slightly bending over I grabbed the back rest of the chair. I looked in the mirror as Billy stood behind me and lifted up my skirt. He then knelt down and spreaded my ass cheeks apart then moved his face into my butt. I shuddered as I felt his tongue painting spit on my tight butt hole. I then moaned loudly as his tongue snaked it's way into me. "Oh Billy...yes..fuck me", I begged again.
Billy stood and spat into the palm of his hand. Then he rubbed the head of his cock in the hand. I feel the tip of his manhood as it touched my moistened anus. Billy slowly eased the head into me. "aaaaaahhhh", I moaned softly as I felt it begin to penetrate me. With a third of his cock in me Billy puts his hands on my hips and pushed the rest of his meat stick into me. "Oooohhhhhh", I cooed as I felt all of his cock squeeze into me.
I looked into the mirror again and watched as Billy slowly began to buck his hips back and forth making his cock move in the same motion in my ass. "Oh..oh..oh..", I cried as the pleasure built up in my body. Billy was picking up the pace of his fucking as I encouraged him on, "Fuck me..fuck me Billy..oh harder..harder..".
The bedroom was filled with sounds of sex, Billy huffing for air as he fucked me, me calling out to be fucked and the sound of his groin slapping my ass cheeks as he pounded me into submission.
The sight in the mirror and the sounds were so intoxicating, I reached down between my legs and grabbed hold of my cock. Furiously I jacked off as Billy began to groan louder and louder. I too feel myself about to let go. I screamed out, "Yes..yes..cum in me...let me feel that hot cum". Billy threw his head back and cried, "Uuuuuggggghhhhhh", as his cock shot load after load of hot white cum into me. I then shouted out as my cock jettisons loads of goo.
I took awhile before we could move from that position because of the affects of the orgasms. When we did Billy noticed it was late and he had to get home for dinner. We kissed and I told him that maybe he could spend the night and we could play newlyweds.
But that's another story...
Running with scissors is fun! Weird Al taught me that! (Just look at how happy he looks on his album!)
"It's not a joke" and, "[f]rom the article", here's how I know.
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Um... isn't think like p->q where p is false? If the article is a fake, or a joke, but you don't know if it is or not, how can you use it to justify how it's not a joke? You must be a
Find somewhere else that validates this before you claim something like that.
Why do you people use crapware on Microshaft Windows anyway? It serves you right if the companies fuck with your stuff. You practically beg them to using that lame ass OS anyway.
Save your money for the hookers or a some great stuff at Think Geek
I think of it more like a truck, in theory, with, perhaps, the gas tank mounted outside the frame. The engineers should know better. The MS software developers should know to check strings before blindly doing strcpy.
A car runs into the side of the truck, some schmuck hacks into your server. The car manufacturer is liable, why shouldn't the software producer be as well?
My point kinda was that if Windows (for example) screws up your entire companies PC's, you'd have someone to take to court over it, someone with a lot of money.
You mean, like what happen with Code Red I, II, Nimda, Sircam, etc, when companies lost millions of dollars as a direct result of negligence on Microsoft's part?
I'm not angry. I laugh at everything that I post here for how stupid it is. Don't take anything a troll says as serious. That (the worm thing) is the truth, however.
I don't know. Hold on, I'll just ask your mom what it was when I see her tonight.
Huh, amazing. I couldn't imagine any software company publishing a computer operating system, trademarked under a very generic term, putting in a clause that disclaims all liablity for any type of loss, financial or otherwise, for problems occurring in using or the inability to use the software.
Thanks for pointing that out. You've once again shown us that open source software is worthless compared to closed source. Thank you, Mr. karma whore.
All software should be open. Closed source software is like created by people who have a closed mind. Karate means "open hand", but it might as well mean "open source".
I was shown the way of enlightenment by a 415 year old monk, and thanks to a strict vegan diet, and 6 hours of yoga each day, I have the coding strength of 6 men! Sometime I scare myself.
It's because the fucking moderators are too stupid. It was stated before (sorry, I don't feel like finding the link), but moderators are too power hungry. Who really cares if the post is off-topic? Maybe if they spent more time moderating UP good posts people would like it more. That is, not "In case this story, hosted on four dozen, quad-alpha servers on a 100MB/s line gets slashdotted..." shit either, actual posts that either ask questions or point out the editor's inherent lack of comprehension for the English language.
/. are the trolls. The articles are almost always old, now. The comments are one of three general things: 1) should be free to rip/burn/play/sleep with, 2) Just another way to take away the rights of the little guy and give another dollar to the man (Mickey Mouse), 3) This is just another reason to use Linux.
/hidden/ links to fecal Japan. Know what I mean?
As it is, the only posts worth reading on
While all of those are really great, it gets boring.
It just occurred to me that, though many people (trolls) do a great job hiding goats.cx, I haven't noticed many
They should give away the hardware, and make the POTS network fully compatable with VoIP. I'm tired of paying any money to those greedy fat cats, with their cigar smoking, bon-bon eating, lazy bastards.
Limp performances by stud actors in the Japanese porno world should soon be a thing of the past, if Asahi Geino (4/25) is anything to go by.
Bucky Visual Planning, one of Japan's top stick flick makers, is planning to restore the spunk lacking recently among male actors in the adult video world by setting up a school for budding male porn stars.
"In recent years, the industry has lacked charismatic male performers," Takao Ono, head of Gachinko! AV Hayu Juku (Ramrod! Adult Video Actor Cram School) due to open next month, tells Asahi Geino. "We set up the school because we don't just want guys who simply spurt onto the scene, we're looking to mold people who'll inspire dreams among fans."
Ono adds that the life of a male porn star can be a mind-blowing experience.
"A male actor needs only a healthy body. Academic background or qualifications mean diddly squat when it comes to making a buck in this field," he says. "Plenty of male porn stars reap over 10 million yen a year. And the big shots can make several dozen million."
Calling the shots for the school will be some of Japan's most prominent adult video actors, including actor-cum-professional wrestler Chokoball Mukai, Kaoru Kato and Kazuya Sawagi, who looks forward to imparting his knowledge to the next generation.
"We'll each give blow-by-blow lessons on what we're best at. For instance, I'm great once the action has started...better than anyone. So that's what I'll teach. Kaoru's got dexterous fingers and knows how to use his hips, so he'll teach that. And Chokoball knows all about positions and making women feel at ease, so we'll leave that up to him."
Classes will be held once a week for at least two months at a cost of only a trifling 60,000 yen. And the instructors say the classes will be like nothing else students have ever come across.
"Naturally, we'll have practical courses. The fastest way for students to learn is to get down and actually work with an actress," Chokoball Mukai tells Asahi Geino. "If you train yourself, you can teach yourself to ejaculate as many times a day as you'd like."
Part of the rounded education offered by the school also involves instruction in media handling and psychology.
"You can't become a top porn actor merely by being able to have a lot of sex. You have to know how to sell yourself to the media and develop a type of character," school boss Ono says. "Most guys that want to become stick flick performers are the types that aren't that popular with women in the first place, so we'll also offer psychology classes to teach them how to behave in a manner that women find attractive."
Plans are also afoot to ensure graduates become deeply rooted in the industry.
"We'd like to offer some sort of license respected throughout the adult video world," Ono says. "That should avoid problems we have now regarding actors being paid by the job. It should also create a clearly visible ranking system. Eventually, we'd like to see the creation of some sort of union that could take care of any anxieties actors have about falling ill or being injured."
Despite scant publicity, interest in the school already borders on the enormous.
"We've had guys give up their careers to join in our classes," Ono says. "One guy, in his mid 40s with two kids and another on the way, was laid off his last job and now wants to join us just to get laid."
Actresses are also gushing at the prospect of new meat in the market.
"A decent porn actor is a wonderful man appealing for both his body and his mind," veteran porn starlet Mariko Kawana tells Asahi Geino. "It's wonderful for me if more attractive men are out there in the world. I'm certainly praying that the school's students will come up to scratch."
Myriad media exist for guys to get a firm grip on their sex lives when there's nobody else around. But, even at a time when surveys show that about 60 percent of girls have a daily diddle, it largely remains a mystery about what women use as aids for masturbation. Spa! (4/23) tries to put a finger on the answer to how birds bring themselves over the brink.
It seems to be a matter for the mind, with 80 percent of 108 women in their 20s and 30s saying they use their imagination when seeking self relief.
Some fantasize about actual experiences.
"All I need to do is remember what it feels like when my older lover performs orally on me, bringing me to the edge, but never over it," a 24-year-old woman says.
Others prefer to dream of dalliances with superstars, but revulsion also played a surprisingly prominent role.
"I get off on dreaming about being forced to do it with really awful guys," a 28-year-old housewife tells Spa!
Nonconsensual sex also seems to appeal to women who like watching movies while they masturbate.
"More than any other genre, women seem to prefer movies with lesbian sex or rape scenes," Ms. Hagiwara, proprietor of a Tokyo adult shop for women, tells Spa! "With the lesbian movies, the most popular ones feature scenes where a more experienced woman initiates a younger partner into a new world.
"As for the rape movies, the guy absolutely has to be a hunk. When you imagine a rape scene while masturbating, it doesn't matter so much if the guy is awful, but you can't get away with that on video. If he's a dud instead of a dude, it becomes too real and horrifying. And the story has to have something good come out of the nonconsensual sex. Women feel good if they're roughed up by a guy who falls in love with them in the end."
But Hagiwara warns that simply because women may fantasize about violent romps, that doesn't mean they actually want them.
"Women only want rape fantasies," she says. "It's the same sort of feeling as people who like war movies, but would never want to experience the horrors of war."
Other popular mediums for girls to get off on are the ubiquitous comics found everywhere in Japan. Even then, the forcible fantasy image remains strong.
"Our most popular stories are the ones where a good-looking young man makes unceasing demands on an older woman until she finally relents and gives in to him," says Masafumi Mizuno, editor in chief of Amour, a comic book known for its graphic depictions of steamy women in the throes of ecstasy.
Erotica, particularly on the Internet, also seems to get female fingers fetching for a fiddle.
"Make no mistake, more women read online erotica than men. Women read all the erotic novels serialized in men's weeklies or afternoon tabloids," Madam, who writes about female sexual freedom, tells Spa! "They read the stories for a while and find themselves getting into the mood."
No, no. Have you noticed that comunist nations always have democratic or republic sounding names?
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
People's Republic of China
It would be, "The Democratic People's Free Capitalist Republic of United States in America"
They're out there. Just trying to take away all of our rights. So far they haven't been able to completely succeed. However, do you really know what's in the water? That's right, government mind control drugs! In addition, they're watching, listening, and even smelling you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They know when you take a piss in your neighbors pool, even though you don't think anyway was watching. They were, believe me.
Just because you don't want to face reality doesn't mean it isn't true!
Don't turn off your telescreen, just turn it down and go into the corner to read. I wouldn't use anything more than a candle for light, though. They'll see it anyway.
based on your OS distro/version
Oh, sorry. I forgot that Windows isn't one OS.
GNOME isn't just a GUI. It's a set of applications, just like KDE. Suck on that one, AC.
Ass wipe.
Shh! Don't let them know it's so easy! Why would anyone use Linux if it were easy to remove?
I mean, who would want to install Windows 2000, though? (Must troll for Free Software! Must loose karma quickly!)
It's funny that, despite talking about how much easier Windows is to use, it's much more difficult to install if you have another OS on there to begin with. There should be, IMHO, an "easy" setup that you say, "trash everything and make this a windows box" or, "leave the stuff that's there, but add windows.
Of course Microsoft doesn't care. Linux is much more user friendly in this regard.
Bah! Windows is for luserz and people two stupid to actually use their computer. Linux runs better, is more powerful, cheaper, looks nicer. Windows is just a lame OS trying to follow the path of Linux, for stability, and Mac OS, for the UI. Don't believe me? Take a look at the nice curved boxes in XP. Huh, looks just like Mac OS X.
Why anyone would trust Microsoft after all the shit they produce, including the code that lead to Melissa, Code Red and Nimda, to name a few, is beyond me. Is Microsoft watching you? Is someone else? Did you forget about the NSA key inside Windows? You did, huh?
In conclusion, Windows, just like your mama, sucks longer and harder than any Hoover vac ever could.
I know, I can't think of a single solitary application that's installed as a binary, easily.
Um, yes, Windows, all flavors of it, have limits on these things. All OSes do this because, since allocating memory is slow, they preallocate space for these things.
Features don't cause holes. Crappy programming does. Write a routine that copies an ASCIIZ string from one char* to another without checking the length and you're asking for trouble.
Don't try to make excuses for bad programming. Just because you smoke the Gates pipe ever night doesn't mean we have to listen to the FUD you've fallen victim to.
I really feel bad for you if you sincerely belive that any version of Windows is good to use for a server. Hell, look at Hotmail. It runs what? Remind me? Oh, right, FreeBSD. That's the new version of Windows, right?
I do blame you, however. If you weren't some lazy bastard who just sits on his ass all day downloading pr0n of Sarah Michelle Geller, but instead got involved, maybe you might be able to educate some people.
I hope this happens. If it does, can I sue PG&E or PacBell? I never requested these bills....
You really are a moron, aren't you?
/think/ before you write next time.
The idea of "opt-in" or "opt-out" is when a company sells the info collected to another company or uses it to otherwise market things. If you're not using this information for these purposes, then you don't have to worry.
Be a good karma whore and
I don't want to spend time downloading anything that I can't get the source to and isn't free. Not $0, but I want to be able to edit anything about it, and give it to my friends and stuff. If it isn't GPL I don't want it!