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  1. How exactly does one program to ... on Tech Companies Ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security · · Score: 1
    increase the mitochlorian content?

    Also, which port does the dark side use?

    And is the phrase "Fear leads to Uncertainty, Uncertainty leads to Doubt, FUD leads to Windows, Windows leads to suffering"

  2. Microsoft agrees to pay $2 billion on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 1

    Forced to buy less tissues this week. Allergic Microsoft employees suffer with only two boxes per desk.

  3. A full 89% of it was retrieved ... on Introducing RMS-Lint · · Score: 1
    from the lintel.

    Where it started is for others to uncover. Personally, I shudder at the thought.

  4. You can give people choices ... on The Paradox of Choice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    while not forcing them to constantly make them. Having a simple, functional default desktop but with the adaptability/personalization we've come to expect is the best way. For those willing/desiring to modify, their options are open. For those who have better things to do (like work), the default is there for them.

  5. Mach 10? Mach 10? on X-43A Hits Mach 7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    The engines canna take it, Cap'n.

  6. 11:05 am and you won't serve me breakfast? on HomeSec Blacklist to be Available to Private Companies · · Score: 1

    "The counter guy at McDonalds is a terrorist. He advocates the overthrow of Western Civilization. Which one? The blond one with the mood ring."

  7. Remember: That's Department of "Justice" on DOJ Calls EU Microsoft Decision "Unfortunate" · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's deeply unfortunate that the EU is ignoring our lead of playfully mock-slapping Microsoft on the wrist to try to placate the unwashed masses and have instead chosen to not only fine them a whole days worth of dessert money but more importantly, create a legal precedent that could be invoked for fines that might actually hurt. It is my responsibility to announce that the ministers and employees of the EU are now considered to be enemy combatants. Special Forces Units are en route to collect and process them at sunny Guantanamo Bay."

  8. ..for billing, security, and matchmaking.. on Microsoft Announces XNA Game Development Platform · · Score: 4, Funny
    Matchmaking?
    MATCHMAKING?!?!

    For the love of all that's holy, who entrusts their love life to the same firm that brought us Clippy and Bob?!?!

  9. A fine is supposed to affect behavior on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 1
    If the fine is too small and if the profits from continuing the bad behavior are too large, then the offending party has absolutely no reason for changing their behavior and they will continue to violate the law.

    A slap on the wrist fine never changes behavior of the offending party favorably. It does allow them to more effectively calculate the cost of continuing to break the law ("Screw you, E.U. Here's your money.").

  10. The real question is ... on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    since they have they option, why aren't they imposing the maximum fine of 10 percent of annual turnover for the year before the decision, which for Microsoft would amount to $3.43 billion.

    With $53 billion in the coffers, $613 million is a big ol' slap on the wrist.

  11. A better reference to Level 5 status on Examining New York's Bioresearch Laboratory · · Score: 1
    From the USAHA web site:

    Dr. Mike Kiley discussed biocontainment and explained biosafety levels 1 through 5 with the Plum Island facility as level 5. He emphasized the necessity of upgrading the present ARS facilities to maintain the required biosecurity.

    Okay, now I REALLY, REALLY want to start to panic!

  12. ..It is nice to let them cross-pollinate.. on The ROBOlympic Games · · Score: 4, Funny
    The international, multidisciplinary line-up means that competition is intense. But robotics experts from different fields will get to meet, talk and share ideas. "It is nice to let them cross-pollinate," Calkins says.

    Yeah, pollinating is about as close as any of these folks will ever get to biological procreation.

  13. The Umbrella Group, and it's parent company, ... on Examining New York's Bioresearch Laboratory · · Score: 2, Funny
    Canopy are working for the protection of humanity through their efforts with SCO to ensure IP property rights, whether they be for Operating Systems or for the T-Virus. How dangerous a world would this be if open-source virus creation was freely allowed? Virus creation must be restricted to responsible, for-profit organizations that will use and allocate these resources in a consitent manner.

    Oh, and even one scratch from the zombies and you'll become one too, so watch out.

  14. Here's the offer on Examining New York's Bioresearch Laboratory · · Score: 2, Funny
    CLARICE
    Best of all, though - one week a year you'd get to leave the hospital and go here.
    (points to a map)
    Plum Island. Every afternoon of that week you can walk on the beach or swim in the ocean for up to one hour. Under SWAT team surveillance, of course...

    DR. LECHTER
    "Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center." Sounds charming.

    CLARICE
    That's just part of the island. It has a very nice beach. Terns nest there.

  15. What are you worried about? on Examining New York's Bioresearch Laboratory · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not like it was a Level 5 research facility which would be one worse than a Level 4 research facil ...what do you mean the numbering stops at 4? There is no such thing as a Level 5 research facility? Oh, that's different. In that case, I think we should panic right about now.

  16. Will THIS be the wakeup call to XFree86? on Fedora Prepares For Xorg Instead of XFree86 · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I'm not holding my breath, but perhaps ...

    No, I doubt it too. What WILL it take to wake them up?

  17. From the LURHQ alert on PhatBot Trojan Spreading Rapidly On Windows PCs · · Score: 4, Informative
    Google cache:

    Manual Removal
    Look for the following registry keys:

    HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run \Generic Service Process
    HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run Services\Generic Service Process

    The associated binary may be srvhost.exe, svrhost.exe or a variation of the same. Kill the associated process in the Task Manager, then remove the "Generic Service Process" registry key. Remove the executable from the Windows system directory.

    Snort Signatures
    Here are some Snort signatures to detect Phatbot on a network:

    alert tcp any any -> any any (msg:"Agobot/Phatbot Infection Successful"; flow:established; content:"221 Goodbye, have a good infection |3a 29 2e 0d 0a|"; dsize:40; classtype:trojan-activity; reference:url,www.lurhq.com/phatbot.html; sid:1000075; rev:1;)

    alert tcp any any -> any any (msg:"Phatbot P2P Control Connection"; flow:established; content:"Wonk-"; content:"|00|#waste|00|"; within:15; classtype:trojan-activity; reference:url,www.lurhq.com/phatbot.html; sid:1000076; rev:1;)

  18. Not a balloon on Lockheed's High Altitude Airship · · Score: 4, Funny
    1st Voice Over: Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph.

    (Cut to interior of a zeppelin. A party. Expensively dressed guests. Champagne. A palm court orchestra playing. Some guests looking out of the windows in wonderment.)

    Von Bulow: (approaching Zeppelin) Herr Zeppelin - it's wonderful! It's put ballooning right back on the map.

    (Zeppelin goes instantly berserk with anger.)

    Zeppelin: It's not a balloon! D'you hear?... It's not a balloon... It's an airship... an airship... d'you hear?

    (He hits him very hard on the top of the head with the underside of his fist.)

    Von Bulow: Well, it's very nice anyway.

    Tirpitz: (to Zeppelin) Tell me, what is the principle of these balloons?

    Zeppelin: It's not a balloon! You stupid little thick-headed Saxon git! It's not a balloon! Balloons is for kiddy-winkies. If you want to play with balloons, get outside.

    (Drags Tirpitz over to the door, opens it and flings him out into the clouds.)

    Tirpitz: Aaaaaaaaaghhh!

  19. Since the article doesn't mention, I'll ask: on U.S. Interior Dept. Unplugged... Again · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Does anyone know what system(s) they are running? What (if anything) are they using as firewall(s)? What types of servers are they using? What database(s)?

    Is their continuing failure to secure their system due to lack of will/lack of money/what they're using or some combo of the three?

  20. PJ is still editor on Startup to Offer Open Source Insurance · · Score: 1

    At least, as of this morning.

  21. No, it's not beyond his control on O'Keefe Under Fire for Hubble, ISS Decisions · · Score: 1
    As I pointed out here, the CBO shows that 36% of the deficit comes from the W's tax cuts, 31% from defense and security spending and the rest is from the economic slowdown.

    The major portion of the deficit mess we're in is directly attributable to W and can't be blamed on others or on events beyond his control.

    Every President for the past 72 years, Republican and Democrat, found a way to have positive job growth in their four year term. Until W.

  22. I had thought that MS didn't... on Halloween X Author Mike Anderer Speaks Out · · Score: 2, Insightful
    personally tend to sue over these sorts of things. Does this mean that they're going to start openly funding their SCO strawman to keep the lawsuit queue filled with bogus IP claims for years to come? How will the Justice Department feel about this behavior from a company that has already been civilly judged to be a monopolist?

    Oh wait, I forgot who's in charge of the "Justice" Department: wrist slap, settlement, look the other way. Never mind.

  23. Where are the pictures of .. on Pictorial and Written History of Bell Systems · · Score: 2, Funny
    the Phone Police, man?

    They're still after me.

  24. Lets see: on O'Keefe Under Fire for Hubble, ISS Decisions · · Score: 1
    The Washington Post is a newspaper. NewsMax.com is a screed collection.

    I'm not saying those types of employment are beneath me. I'm saying that low paying service jobs are rarely enough to feed families/pay rent/pay doctors bills (which people have to pay because they have no health care from low paying service jobs). I'm saying that it is not a proud achievement to take a nation of skilled workers with benefits and end up with a bunch of people doing low paying service jobs with no benefits.

    I'm not talking about the dot-com boom. I'm talking about the past 72 years. Every president, Republican and Democrat, since Hoover has ended up with more jobs after his four years. W won't. He's down 2.5 million. That's the conservative estimate. That doesn't take into account the people who aren't counted because they've just stopped loooking.

    I'm blaming W because he's been in charge for the past 4 years. It's one of his many grand failures, as he has failed his entire life. Hopefully, he'll fail at reelection as well.

  25. Let me get this straight: on O'Keefe Under Fire for Hubble, ISS Decisions · · Score: 1
    I reference "The Washington Post", you come back with "NewsMax.com"?

    And you're suggesting that losing millions of jobs with health care benefits and high wages but gaining lots of massage therapists and manicurists (with no health care benefits and fairly low wages) is somehow a good thing?