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PhatBot Trojan Spreading Rapidly On Windows PCs

prostoalex writes "The Washington Post alerts Windows users about a new peer-to-peer backdoor client that is installed maliciously on broadband-connected computers around Asia and the United States. The client is then used for distributed DOS attacks and sending out large amounts of spam. Phatbot, according to government sources, is installed on hundreds of thousands machines already. Phatbot snoops for passwords on infected computers and tries to disable firewall and antivirus software, albeit it is detectable by antivirus packages." An anonymous reader submits a link to this description of the beast.

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  1. Is it just me... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... or does this sound dirty to you too??

    a new peer-to-peer backdoor client that is installed maliciously

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by somethinghollow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dirty as in dirty trick?

      I wouldn't put it past the RIAA after Berman pushed for the we-can-hack-you-if-we-suspect-you-have-copyrighted -material-on-your-machine bill a few (?) years back.

      But how often are backdoors installed for nobel intents?

    2. Re:Is it just me... by CoolHnd30 · · Score: 2, Funny
      a new peer-to-peer backdoor client that is installed maliciously

      If you wanna look at it like that, they should call it "the Kobe", instead of PhatBot.

    3. Re:Is it just me... by cetan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think PhatBot was one of Bender's best friends growing up...

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    4. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you feel? I sense there may be emotion behind your ambiguity, but your feelings about this are unclear...

    5. Re:Is it just me... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 5, Funny


      The Register just had a story about how a lot of the new virii are as small as 12kb, and how you could almost silk screen the code for one onto an XL T-shirt.

      I would love to have a pair of boxers with this code printed on them, and in large letters overlaying the code, "Let's install my peer-to-peer backdoor client."

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    6. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't this new trojan be called a wormii?

    7. Re:Is it just me... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

      FatBot was one of the members of Robot House, Bender's former fraternity. The episode is an Animal House take off and FatBot is supposed to be Flounder.

      No idea if there's a connection.

      -B

    8. Re:Is it just me... by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

      I don't know I've done some backdoor work with nobel intent ;-)

    9. Re:Is it just me... by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Done.

    10. Re:Is it just me... by John+Courtland · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shit, all the old good virii were like sub-800 bytes. A friend of mine still has the source to Monkey-B on a 5.25" floppy diskette. It isn't much, but it's a bastard.

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    11. Re:Is it just me... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      nobel intent?
      That must have been a blast!
      How noble of you.

    12. Re:Is it just me... by ooby · · Score: 1

      I think Back Orfice is a wee bit dirtier sounding, especially if you consider its usage of 'butt plugs'.

    13. Re:Is it just me... by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Something tells me you won't likely win the peace prize with that.

      Chemistry would probably be your best bet...

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    14. Re:Is it just me... by WWWWolf · · Score: 3, Funny
      Shit, all the old good virii were like sub-800 bytes

      Yeah, gone are the days when F-Secure folks unceremoniously categorized everything over 10 kb or so "huge and technically uninteresting" =)

    15. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was this guy! I know it.

    16. Re:Is it just me... by nlindstrom · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I remember Monkey-B. I once went on a field service call to a large business in downtown Los Angeles, and discovered that most of their PCs were infected with it. "Most of their PCs" being defined as around 100 boxes.

      I informed their IT person that Monkey-B encrypts the files on the disk, so before we went willy-nilly removing the virus, we needed to backup the user data. They told me I was full of crap, and proceeded to clean the PCs themselves. Big mistake!

      Oddly enough, their VP later complained to the service company I worked for that I had not done my job, since his IT people were fuck-heads. He didn't exactly state it this way, of course, but that was the gist of the statement. When I started to explain what had happened to my boss, I only got as far as "...and I discovered that most of their PCs were infected with Monkey-B."

      He started laughing, and finished my sentence for me with "and their stupid IT people went around removing it, right? Idiots!"

    17. Re:Is it just me... by cetan · · Score: 1

      Thaaaaats right. I knew he was in an episode somewhere!

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    18. Re:Is it just me... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a typical Windows virus/worm/trojan horse to me.

      Thank God stupid shit like this does not effect us Linux users.

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    19. Re:Is it just me... by grep_who · · Score: 0

      i'd rather interface with FemBot

    20. Re:Is it just me... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you get your way and the world starts actually using Linux instead of Windows. At which point we will start getting virus warnings for both Windows and Linux.

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    21. Re:Is it just me... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Who said "my way" equals to making Linux mainstream...?

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  2. Virizzle by DomCurtis187 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when did Snoop Dogg start writing code? Shizzle, dawg, dis virizzle be PHAT!

    1. Re:Virizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virizzlii?

    2. Re:Virizzle by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, he's a PIMP.

      He has the bitches write code for him.

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    3. Re:Virizzle by TrafficGeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      isn't that fiddy cent thats the PIMP? wait maybe fiddy is 'da club'

    4. Re:Virizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      fo' shizzle my nizzle. maybe yo don't hear good, foo. the s-n-double o-p has been down fo' a minute. Check it:

      From the depths of the internet, back to localhost
      Snoop Doggy Dogg, Funky, yes but of the .Doc
      Went solo on that port, but it's still the same
      Long Beach is the spot where I served my code
      Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grep
      Nine-trizzay's the yizzear for me to fuck up shit
      So I ain't holdin nuttin back, I got nmap
      And motherfucker I got five on the twenty server rack
      It's like that and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat]
      Cuz I never hesitate to put a craker on his back
      [Yeah, so peep out the source code
      You see that it's a must we drop connections]
      What's my motherfuckin name?

    5. Re:Virizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indians are writing the code? Who would have thought!

    6. Re:Virizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rube, Snoop Dog a PERFORMER, a kind of entertainer - he pretends to be a pimp.

      He may have pimped a bit when he was a teenager, who knows? Whatever, he couldn't have done it very long - all of his late teens and adult life has been on stage.

      Discerning the difference between performer and performance is kind of like doing it with viruses and trojans, 'fat' and 'phat,' all of that.

      Phatbot is a good name for this one. Wonder why.

    7. Re:Virizzle by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      that's bitchen, not bitches.

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    8. Re:Virizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...he couldn't have done it very long - all of his late teens and adult life has been on stage."

      A true pimp can manage hoes from the street, the house, the stage of the hospital bed homey. You got-sta be a P-I-M-P to understand playa.

    9. Re:Virizzle by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      No, a camaro is bitchen.

      In related news, administrators who say "boxen" are retarded, and do not get promotions.

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    10. Re:Virizzle by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      administrators who say "boxen" are retarded, and do not get promotions.


      Now that will make them bitchen' about management.
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  3. nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    # Has the ability to polymorph on install in an attempt to evade antivirus signatures as it spreads from system to system
    # Checks to see if it is allowed to send mail to AOL, for spamming purposes
    # Can steal Windows Product Keys
    # Can run an IDENT server on demand
    # Starts an FTP server to deliver the trojan binary to exploited hosts - ends the FTP session with the message "221 Goodbye, have a good infection :)."
    # Can run a socks, HTTP or HTTPS proxy on demand
    # Can start a redirection service for GRE or TCP protocols
    # Can scan for and use the following exploits to spread itself to new victims: * DCOM * DCOM2 * MyDoom backdoor * DameWare * Locator Service * Shares with weak passwords * WebDav * WKS - Windows Workstation Service
    # Attempts to kill instances of MSBlast, Welchia and Sobig.F
    # Can sniff IRC network traffic looking for logins to other botnets and IRC operator passwords
    # Can sniff FTP network traffic for usernames and passwords
    # Can sniff HTTP network traffic for Paypal cookies
    # Contains a list of nearly 600 processes to kill if found on an infected system.Some are antivirus software, others are competing viruses/trojans
    # Tests the available bandwidth by posting large amounts of data to the following websites:
    * www.st.lib.keio.ac.jp
    * www.lib.nthu.edu.tw
    * www.stanford.edu
    * www.xo.net
    * www.utwente.nl
    * www.schlund.net
    # Can steal AOL account logins and passwords
    # Can steal CD Keys for several popular games
    # Can harvest emails from the web for spam purposes
    # Can harvest emails from the local system for spam purposes

    1. Re:nice features list by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would really like to see a worm/virus/trojan that makes the user's hard drive rip itself out of the computer, beat the user with a bat and run screaming down the hall.

      Can someone code that feature?

      Seriously, I would love to see one of these programs that just turns the victims internet connection OFF. Granted, I don't think it would spread very well.

    2. Re:nice features list by EndlessNameless · · Score: 5, Funny

      :::# Checks to see if it is allowed to send mail to AOL, for spamming purposes:::

      Best. Feature. Ever.

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    3. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said:
      Can ...blah blah blah

      And this, joey, is where dos attacks and xdcc bots come from.

    4. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now what exactly is "informative" about this copied list of features?!

    5. Re:nice features list by Wexton · · Score: 1

      well it could spread, you would just have to make it spread then turn the internet off

    6. Re:nice features list by bfg9000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If only Microsoft gave us this much cool stuff with their godforsaken updates. I just KNOW Longhorn is gonna be WinXP with DRM (YAY!), just like XP was Win2000 with Prettiness Plus(TM), just like 2000 was WinNT with a blue default background, just like NT was Win98 with less games, just like 98 was Win95 with double the base install size, just like 95 was Win3.1 with less speed and stability, just like Win3.1 was DOS with a mouse.

      What better resume than a good virus or trojan?

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    7. Re:nice features list by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Granted, I don't think it would spread very well.

      Just code it to kill the connection after, say, fifty successful infections.

      You know what the real innovation would be, though? Writing an OS so that one process can't stomp on other processes it doesn't have permission to. It would also be nice to write something where worms couldn't just land on the system as executable files by default and scripts that do things like install other programs and do stuff without the user's knowledge can't be automatically run by a freaking e-mail program. Gee, too bad there's nothing around like that...

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    8. Re:nice features list by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Writing an OS so that one process can't stomp on other processes it doesn't have permission to.

      I agree 100%. The windows developer community needs to totally and outright kill 95/98/Me support, and start using the built in security in 2000/XP.

      Having absolutely everything running as an administrator is a huge mistake.

    9. Re:nice features list by Warhaven · · Score: 1

      How about a virus that attacks the firmware, or sets a random password at the firmware level, forcing the owner to purchase a new mobo or new computer alltogether.

    10. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh what? nothing is more unstable than Win3.1

      nothing

    11. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I would love to see one of these programs that just turns the victims internet connection OFF. Granted, I don't think it would spread very well.

      Actually, one of my ideas for a worm was one that disallows all network access except for the worm itself. So it can go on spreading while the user tries to figure out why the hell the Internet won't work.

      Of course, this will lead it to be discovered, but they will have to get outside help, or at least go to another machine with net access.

      The purpose is basically this: these morons should not be connected to the Internet, disconnect them.

      I wouldn't actually write or distribute a worm, though. Nor do I endorse this.

    12. Re:nice features list by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Dayum, I wish more of the software I actually wanted was the capable.

    13. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just wait before you release that until the trustworthy bios are shipping.

    14. Re:nice features list by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

      *nods*

      Checking out the vulnerabilities used by Phatbot, I'm guessing most, if not all, of these holes were patched long ago. Short of forcing regular patching and upgrades, I guess there's not much that can be done to get around this. I get a shocking number of people through the store who never, ever use Windows Update.

      One part bad security model, one part careless users. Really, if there was an announced problem with your car that might lead to a thief getting in and driving off with it, wouldn't you get it fixed? Would you leave your door unlocked because it makes entering your car easier when you're in a rush?

      Computers have been sold as appliances, when they should be sold as flexible tools that aren't difficult to use, but take a minor bit of effort to maintain. I bet I could make big bucks just going to people's homes and carrying out basic upgrading and patching activities. $50/hr for running Windows Update, Ad-Aware and AVG, here I come...

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    15. Re:nice features list by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I would love to see one of these programs that just turns the victims internet connection OFF. Granted, I don't think it would spread very well.

      It could spread for a week on a particular host machine THEN shut off the internet ports. Or just shut off the HTTP, mail and a bunch of IM ports.

    16. Re:nice features list by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think WinME comes damn close.

    17. Re:nice features list by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      I would really like to see a worm/virus/trojan that makes the user's hard drive rip itself out of the computer, beat the user with a bat and run screaming down the hall.

      Just have the virus send an email to the Sysadmin. Same difference.

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    18. Re:nice features list by Welsh+Dwarf · · Score: 1

      It'd be even better if some of this security came enabled by default, you know like a user account already created? Or mabey it could even ask the user to create an account during the first bootup? Explaining that running as admin is dangerous? Oh well, I suppose I can dream, there isn't an OS out there that does that yet is there?

      P.S: If, whilst their at it, they could make it so that you don't need the RPC to run the thing, it'd be swell too... But I suppose that I'm asking for too much there.

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    19. Re:nice features list by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      P.S: If, whilst their at it, they could make it so that you don't need the RPC to run the thing, it'd be swell too... But I suppose that I'm asking for too much there.

      I hope the Fedora Core crew keeps this in mind and locks down everything that's not essential for just getting a system up and running. If a business has the need for particular services, this information should be gathered during install from the sysadmin, or a kickstart image should be used. I see no reason why sendmail and rpc/whatever need to be running by default on a machine intended for desktop use.

      This may be a Windows trojan, but like all others, there are lessons in system security that all operating system producers need to keep in mind, whether that OS is supposedly "more secure" or not.

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    20. Re:nice features list by Sowbug · · Score: 4, Funny
      Simple. Just spam 10 million people with the following e-mail:
      This is your system administrator. DO NOT DELETE THIS E-MAIL. Your computer has been infected with the latest trojan worm rotovirus. Please take the following steps to remove this infection:

      1. Open your computer and remove the hard drive. If you are not able to do this on your own, ask the nearest IS worker for help. Inform him that this is to be done on direct orders from his superior.

      2. Attach the hard drive to a bat using duct tape. Beat yourself severely with it.

      3. While clutching the hard drive, run screaming down the hall.

      4. Forward this e-mail to all your direct reports. Please instruct them to comply IMMEDIATELY.

      Thank you for your assistance in stopping this infection.

      Sincerely yours,

      The Management
      OK, so maybe you can't get the hard drive to do it on its own, but if you make the e-mail look official enough, at least 10 people will do it for you.

    21. Re:nice features list by agslashdot · · Score: 1

      nice feature list
      I was thinking the same thing. Sort of like, the virus-newbie was this assigned this task by his virus-master - Design the perfect virus with following features and deploy under 24 hours...

    22. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear sir,

      Windows has had Access Control Lists (ACLs), filesystem permissions, protected memory space and parent-child processess since NT 4.0. It's not our fault you log on as Administrator to check your e-mail. This is also not the proper forum for venting "omg I am so stupid, look what I did" posts.

      Next time, please do your research.

      HTH,
      HAND.

    23. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Writing an OS so that one process can't stomp on other processes it doesn't have permission to

      You mean like, oh, maybe, Windows? It takes admin access to stomp on other processes.

    24. Re:nice features list by Kethinov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Running WinNT, 2000, XP at user level is too restrictive. in *nix, if you need to install something it goes "hey feed me a password." In Windows it says "screw you, not enough privs." Then you have to logoff, logon admin, and do it.

      Furthermore, in Windows, there's a GREAT DEAL of things you can do in userland that should only be available in rootland. So because of these issues, I've ran every Windows computer I've ever owned at administrator level, as most people do.

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    25. Re:nice features list by Otter · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the DDOS of stanford.edu. Go Bears! (I wonder who has a grievance against Stanford, Keio, Tsing Hua and Universiteit Twente? He must have a hell of a March Madness bracket picked out.)

      That is a pretty impressive feature list, though. Back when I first got Internet access, the total net functionality on the system probably was less than what's in a single trojan nowadays. No wonder a 40 gig hard drive isn't enough.

    26. Re:nice features list by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know you're a troll, but you have no idea how many:

      a) people who still run Win98/ME, with their total lack of a permissions model, come into the store, and
      b) how many people give their XP accounts administrator-level powers just to "make things easier". Shit, the TRON 2.0 demo required administrator privileges to run! We (ie, me and the other employees) have no idea why, it was the most fucking crackheaded thing I've seen since Windows ME, but there it was. I can't imagine how many other programs require admin access to run. And geeks wonder why people have no concept of why it's dangerous to run as root/admin...

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    27. Re:nice features list by AcmeShells.com · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They do have an os like that. Its called Linux

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    28. Re:nice features list by yabos · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can use the run as.. feature in XP to run as the administrator or any other user, but I agree, that's a PITA and usually you forget the first time so you end up launching the program twice.

    29. Re:nice features list by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plus...

      <RANT type="favorite">
      Then there's programs that, because of sloppy/lazy coding, insist on being run as Admin on NT/2K/XP. Two that come to mind immediately are Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing 15 and The Sims.

      There is absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER for a typing tutor to require Admin, nor should there really be any for the Sims. AFAICT, they both write to the installation directory and HKLM instead of the user's "Application Data" and HKCU.

      </RANT>

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    30. Re:nice features list by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is score to settle with those sites. This looks like on of those spamming zombies that have been going around. I think the trojan is testing the host's bandwidth by using them.

      - /crappy script kiddies

    31. Re:nice features list by abolith · · Score: 1
      and they person who writes THAT Virus would be hunted down by a lot of really mad people.....

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    32. Re:nice features list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      He's not a troll, he's completely right. The operating system already has what the parent was asking for. If people aren't using it (i.e., are running as root), blame them. If Tron requires you to be root, blame Tron. This isn't an OS issue; I could just as easily right a Unix game that requires you to be root.

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    33. Re:nice features list by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Most mobos have some way around this - some clear passwords when resetting the CMOS, others you can pop a chip. I used to work tech support on the pop the chip type, which was really quite fun when trying to instruct someone with an IQ of 33 how to open their case and remove the chip (we would do it for them for $50 and replace the chip for another $25, but nobody ever seemed to bite on that until they were on phone support for 5 hours and still didn't have their case open).

      Still, I can't imagine granny resetting the CMOS with her arthritis and having to grab that little jumper and move it over one pin (and back again). Even worse, open a laptop case to do this (thankfully, my gramma has a tower for e-mail, and knows nothing about password protecting mobos).

    34. Re:nice features list by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Seriously, I would love to see one of these programs that just turns the victims internet connection OFF. Granted, I don't think it would spread very well.

      When there was this last weird Linux worm that had remote execution and command relaying capability, people were using commands like "Wait for 30 seconds, then disinfect and shut down". If I recall correctly, the worm tried to pass the command to all hosts it knew, then executed the command itself.

    35. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That is exactly what pisses me off the most about windows. Also, during install, every user I added became an Admin. There is absolutely no reason for this.

    36. Re:nice features list by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having absolutely everything running as an administrator is a huge mistake.

      I so agree, so can ypu PLEASE tell corperate america IT managers this?

      Here I am IT professional in one of the worlds LARGEST telecommunications companies and EVERYONE's W2K domain profile is set to put them as administrator rights... repeated calls to the NOC about the security hole are unanswered, and my attempts to fix it locally get me reprimanded for messing with domain security settings.

      It's fine to have the ability to lock it down, but it's worthless when the people in charge of it are too stupid or spineless to use it.

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    37. Re:nice features list by Menkhaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I know of a company that is running some door control software on a Win 3.11 box. It has been running without restarts for at least 3 years now. Granted, you can't do much on the box since a lot of Windows processes have died, but that's not what it's there for. And yes, they do have a key for the door IF the box crashes.

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    38. Re:nice features list by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If even several MS games requires to have admin access to be used, you agree that is Microsoft the one that should be blamed?

      Don't matter how you want to justify them, is always MS's fault.

    39. Re:nice features list by Finni · · Score: 1

      But, then the home user IS ALREADY the administrator. Hell, at work I'm the local admin on my machine, although absolutely not a member of Domain Admins.

    40. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft is to blame.

      If they had just shot the guy who suggested the registry in the first place, we wouldn't have this problem.

      Most programs fail because they are trying to save settings under HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE. Something Microsoft encouraged for many years.

      Also knowing that all these legacy programs are out there that people are going to want to use, they sould have made an easy way to automaticly sudo programs. A setting on the property page of the executable would have been a good idea.

      Yes you can tweak registry settings or use run as, but we are talking about lusers here. It's easier for them to just run as root.

    41. Re:nice features list by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Shame I don't use Win Fisher Price... er I mean XP ;)

      I won't be touching my Win2k installation until MAYBE Longhorn is released. Even that's iffy.

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    42. Re:nice features list by yabos · · Score: 1

      Heh, I don't like the look of Longdong, err, Foghorn, err, Longhorn one bit. XP may be my last MS OS for a LONG time.

    43. Re:nice features list by KevCo · · Score: 1

      Yeah Mavis Beacon is the worst app ever. It creates a temp file in the system32 directory and it deletes the file when it's done running. So you can't even easily assign the necessary rights to allow it to run as a user. You pretty much have to give users full control of system32.

    44. Re:nice features list by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Already done. It's been enabled by default on every Microsoft OS since Win3.1

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    45. Re:nice features list by Alexis+Brooke · · Score: 1

      That is a pretty impressive feature list, though. Back when I first got Internet access, the total net functionality on the system probably was less than what's in a single trojan nowadays. No wonder a 40 gig hard drive isn't enough.

      The next step in worms and trojans: asking the user to upgrade their hardware so they can function properly.

      If you try installing it on a '486, the trojan will become downright offended.

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    46. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      w00t,

      Its peeps like you that make spreading of these trojans possible

      I'm not e real M$-soft fan, but w2k and winxp do function quiete ok and safe with the proper user permissions. Never use administrator to run daily stuf.

      If can run everything i want on it just with restrictive user privileges.

      So youre argument s*u*c*k*s, never had a trojan, and nver wil!

      Greetz,

      qweffgbv

    47. Re:nice features list by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      You kidding? Longhorn defaults, from screenshots I've seen, look way better than "i am 5 teach mee teh primary colorz plz" defaults of XP. In fact it almost looks like they're trying to rip off the OSX metalic style.

      But I'm not thinking of upgrading to "Foghorn" (hehe) for looks. I'd only upgrade if it included the gpu accel stuff that OSX has, and only if the security improvements / new file system are worth the upgrade like they were with the NT based operating flavors.

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    48. Re:nice features list by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because right clicking on the executable and selecting "run as..." would be way too tough, right?

      I've said it a million times on Slashdot -- there are too many legitimate gripes with Microsoft and Windows for people to be pissing and moaning about problems that haven't been around since NT 4.0.

    49. Re:nice features list by Petronius · · Score: 1

      it's got more features than Windows.

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    50. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Most games insist on being run with Administrator privileges only due to copyprotection. It needs raw access to Windows equivalent of /dev/cdrom.

    51. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, Windows ME was just Windows '98 with a broken broom handle in one hand and a jar of Vaseline in the other.

    52. Re:nice features list by KevCo · · Score: 5, Informative
      I can't imagine how many other programs require admin access to run

      I'm currently working at a company that is migrating to WinXP in a very locked down environment. Everyone is a user and software restriction policies only allow files to be executed from specific locations. Users have no write access to C: at all... all user profiles and data are on D: (which is not allowed to execute anything).

      My job is to make the apps work. It's horrible. We have to give write access to the app's dir in Program Files to probably 40% of the apps. Some apps require write access to the root of C:\. Many want to create/modify files in Windows and System32. Far too many insist on writing to HKLM and even HKCR.

      We repackage all the apps as MSIs and include the needed permissions changes in the installer. By the time the apps are loaded, most machines security have been drastically compromised.

    53. Re:nice features list by yeggman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really, if there was an announced problem with your car that might lead to a thief getting in and driving off with it, wouldn't you get it fixed?
      Not if he always brought it back in the morning ;)
      That's why people don't give a crap, cuz the machine still kinda runs. Most people probably chuck it up to: "God this old machine dosen't run like it use to could! I should have never upgraded to IE6."

    54. Re:nice features list by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      People tend to read instructions and do them as read without reading ahead or all the instructions before taking any action. So...if the harddrive is removed and banged around in step 2, how can the user forward the email in step 4? :)

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    55. Re:nice features list by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

      Ahh...rootland.. where the drinks are free, food is sweet and the girls even sweeter.. :) :P ^.^

      OOPS!

      You guys got me dreaming away in my cubicle again :O

    56. Re:nice features list by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Win3.1 was DOS with a mouse

      Hey now.. You're hitting a nerve here. Win2.86 was DOS with a mouse. Win 3.1 had True Type Fonts and was therefore a Truly Blessed Thing.

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    57. Re:nice features list by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So the problem is partly a company that trained users to live as all-powerful administrator, then wonders why people keep running as admin even when user accounts are introduced.

      The other part of the problem is a company that trained programmers to assume the same thing, and write their programs accordingly. Now that the new versions of the company's primary OS implement some security, the programmers that were used to having complete power are running into justifiable roadblocks.

      Nice security culture Microsoft created. The Unix folks learned the folly of getting lax on security long, long ago, thanks to stuff like the Morris worm. How many Morris worms will it take for the Windows world to do the necessary overhaul, on the OS (partly already done, from what I gather), programs, and attitudes of users along with programemrs?

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    58. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      w00t,

      Its peeps like you that make spreading of these trojans possible

      I'm not e real M$-soft fan, but w2k and winxp do function quiete ok and safe with the proper user permissions. Never use administrator to run daily stuf.

      If can run everything i want on it just with restrictive user privileges.

      So youre argument s*u*c*k*s, never had a trojan, and nver [NO CARRIER]

    59. Re:nice features list by Booxbaum · · Score: 1

      You can use the run as.. feature in XP to run as the administrator

      Actually, you can run-as in win2k as well. But again (preaching to the choire) who actually does this? I run winXP at work, and I havn't . . . yet.

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    60. Re:nice features list by krgallagher · · Score: 1
      "# Tests the available bandwidth by posting large amounts of data to the following websites: ...* www.xo.net "

      So what is up with XO? This is the second reference to XO and virus writers I have encountered this month. Are they jsut an easy mark, or do they provide such exquisite products that the script kiddies can't resist the temptation? I just don't get it.

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    61. Re:nice features list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 3, Insightful
      you agree that is Microsoft the one that should be blamed?

      I will restate what I said since it was obviously unclear: Windows XP provides everything that is needed to allow you to run day-to-day as an ordinary user. It does not require you to be root unless you are doing the kind of things that should require you to be root. The same is true of Unix. In both environments, it is possible to write software that requires the user to be root. If you write your software that way unnecessarily, you are doing something wrong, regardless of whether your software is for windows or for unix.

      The parent had said that there is a problem with Windows in this regard, and that simply is not true (at least for current versions of Windows). Just like Unix, Windows does a fine job of allowing you not to be root. If there are problems caused by individual applications, you should blame the applications, not the operating system. The article to which you linked discusses Age of Empires which is a piece of software that runs on top of Windows. If it requires you to be root, then that is unfortunate, just like it would be if the (hypothetical) OS X version of that game required you to be root. But again, saying that a certain windows application is not doing what it should is not the same as saying that the os should be designed different.
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    62. Re:nice features list by Sowbug · · Score: 1

      Ouch, yeah, I just figured that out the hard way (now my computer's down, so I'm writing from an Internet cafe across the street). OK, move step 4 to be first and renumber.

    63. Re:nice features list by Solosoft · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows XP SP2 fixes most of these problems. When you load windows with SP2 for the first time it enables your firewall AND questions you about windows update. This will solve alot of issues. It also blocks bad active X pages automagicly. MS is working on these problems. Too bad it took them so long to actually implement them.

    64. Re:nice features list by gazbo · · Score: 0
      Well, it's not exactly sudo (as you require the target user's password, rather than just your own), but look at this.

      On the left is the ticked "run as a different user" box (which only needs doing once) and on the right is the result of then double-clicking the icon as normal.

      OK, so having to type in the administrator (or whoever) password is kinda annoying, but equally not requiring any password for an su operation is rather dangerous - hence sudo asks for your own password, as well as maintaining a list of sudoers.

      Win2k, FYI.

    65. Re:nice features list by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I would really like to see a worm/virus/trojan that makes the user's hard drive rip itself out of the computer, beat the user with a bat and run screaming down the hall.

      I'd just like to see them wipe the computer after spreading. This is what it will take to motivate Microsoft to take security seriously or users to take alternatives seriously. Virus writers do a disservice to humanity by not making their viruses vicious enough.

    66. Re:nice features list by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Windows longhorn is still in alpha. Isn't Windows Longhorn supposed to have some cool 3D GUI where you can flip windows around and shit.

      You have to remember so far Windows Longhorn is basicly Windows XP SP2 with a slightly new look and maybe some basic usablitiy changes. The big big core changes will not happen for a little bit

      What else do you expect from a beta ?

      I could be wrong about the 3D GUI tho ... maybe that was somthing suns working on or someone is working on but I know there is a Beta 3D GUI where you can make windows spin and throw them around and such.

    67. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can do "run as" in 2k/xp

    68. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I will restate what I said since it was obviously unclear: Windows XP provides everything that is needed to allow you to run day-to-day as an ordinary user. It does not require you to be root unless you are doing the kind of things that should require you to be root.

      Like, run AutoCAD? Quickbooks? Abso-fucking-lutely vital goddamn software that's coded like a big steaming pile of shite but there's no alternative?

      Go ahead, tell me to run CAD, or feature-complete accounting software on Linux, or even OSX, with a straight face.

      People use computers for things besides networking/geek stuff, games, and checking email/browsing porn/clueless user stuff.

    69. Re:nice features list by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      Also, IIRC, Windows XP has no equivelent of setuid or setgid bits. Nor does it have sudo.

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    70. Re:nice features list by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The big features I've heard of for Longhorn are a database file system and a 3d desktop. Sun's looking glass team (it might only be one guy still) is trying to do a 3d desktop system, as well. I believe they have some internal code running (again it might only be on the aforementioned guy's laptop). I don't know if there are other developments, there were a few projects on sourceforge to accomplish 3d windowing systems, but I have not been looking for those in a while.

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    71. Re:nice features list by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      how about microsoft's own Age Of Empires II?

      It's almost impossible to run as non-admin. I've tried. Too many things.

      sometimes, you can turn on security auditing and figure out which keys/files it needs access to, but there are too many programs that simply kick you out if you aren't in the admin group (like AOEII).

    72. Re:nice features list by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      What better resume than a good virus or trojan?

      One without a prison time disclaimer.

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    73. Re:nice features list by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Eh? I'm using Win2K Pro SP4 here and there ain't no "run as..." on any right click menu I can see. Are you talking about people who have some kind of admin tools package installed? I can get "runas" from the command line mind you.

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    74. Re:nice features list by extra88 · · Score: 1

      Runas is in Win2k too, but XP made the GUI interface slightly better. Hold the Shift key and right click an executable. Runas shouldn't be needed as often as it is but it's very useful.

      As for the Fisher Price comment, you do know you can turn all that shit off, don't you? Select the "Windows Classic" theme and set the Start menu to "Classic" and it looks almost exactly like Win2k. There are lots a little improvements that makes an XP upgrade worthwhile. Maybe I wouldn't spend $100+ to upgrade an existing machine to XP (I only run Windows at work so it's not my money) but all else being equal, I'll pick XP over 2k any day.

    75. Re:nice features list by Mesaeus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Today I took all known variants of msblaster from a new client's personal machine (the original and B,C,D variants, all in memory at the same time). He then tried to skip paying for it because "it didn't bother him so I didn't have to remove it". His machine was constantly online with four variants in memory all sending copies of themselves to the outside world. People like this should have their connections disabled when they start spout virusses and worms, but few ISP's seem to care.

    76. Re:nice features list by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I like the unreadable clock that takes up half the screen. So shiny.... so goood.

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    77. Re:nice features list by wampus · · Score: 1

      It's MUCH easier to prevent adware/worms on an XP Home system, what with everyone logging in as Administrator by default.

    78. Re:nice features list by taernim · · Score: 1

      No, you don't need to log off.

      You can choose to run something as Administrator.
      Right click -> Run as

      Surely two clicks is not too much to ask for.

      If you want to bash Windows, at least use a valid claim.

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    79. Re:nice features list by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Nor does it *need* things that are just hacks to make unix's primitive security model somewhat more useful for complicated situations.

    80. Re:nice features list by thorgil · · Score: 1

      what about win 3.0?
      or earlier versions for that matter.. /T

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    81. Re:nice features list by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Besides, even if it were there, there's a big difference between "access denied" and "please enter a password". Not to mentio windows has no sudo or su or even a terminal worth a damn without cygwin.

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    82. Re:nice features list by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Win2k has this feature as well. Hold shift while clicking the right mouse button on any program in the start menu or on the desktop and "Run as..." will be an option in the resulting menu. Enter the desired user name and password and your set.

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    83. Re:nice features list by Alaric42 · · Score: 1

      in *nix, if you need to install something it goes "hey feed me a password." In Windows it says "screw you, not enough privs." Then you have to logoff, logon admin, and do it.

      In XP: right-click on the executable, select Run As. Second option on my menu.

    84. Re:nice features list by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      "I get a shocking number of people through the store who never, ever use Windows Update."

      I have to confess that I never use Windows Update. I feel terrible; I'm really sorry. Now how do I use it; is it "emerge Windows Update" or what?

    85. Re:nice features list by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      I'm still using NT4, you insensitive clod.

    86. Re:nice features list by little_fluffy_clouds · · Score: 1

      Eh? I'm using Win2K Pro SP4 here and there ain't no "run as..." on any right click menu I can see.

      Hold down left shift and then right click...

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    87. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to the properties page for a shortcut in Windows 2000 (probably XP, but haven't tried), there's an option to allow the program to be run as a different user. If you set that, then the next time you try to run it it will ask you for an alternate username/password.

    88. Re:nice features list by Barto · · Score: 1

      The mind boggles. It's like an emacs virus!

    89. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, I've tried 'apt-get windows update'. No success as of yet... Maybe it's in 'unstable' ?

    90. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      # Can run an IDENT server on demand
      # Can run a socks, HTTP or HTTPS proxy on demand
      Sounds like something out of the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual.
    91. Re:nice features list by grep_who · · Score: 0

      are you making fun of my resume?

    92. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dumbass! There just happens to be such an OS, and it's been out for a very long time.

      It's called linux. This IS a linux-oriented website, you dolt. I don't know how you couldn't know that.

      Fuck all you newbie trolls.

    93. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, most people wouldn't even sidegrade to IE6 (it is not an upgrade). They just let things "happen" to their computers, and they click on whatever button is prettiest. When they install software, security is NOT an issue, only functionality - that's how those clock synchronization adware tracker things are always getting installed, or how wildtangent finds its way onto even "careful" people's computers.

      The fault lies with 100% Microsoft. Operating systems for dumb people shouldn't let the user do dumb things.

    94. Re:nice features list by fermion · · Score: 1

      A sucessful pathogen cannot kill every host. Therefore such a pathogen might randomly choose 1 in 10 user to beat.

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    95. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...which would be nice, except for that little problem that SP2 ISN'T OUT YET.

    96. Re:nice features list by Zen10 · · Score: 1

      >>I bet I could make big bucks just going to people's homes and carrying out basic upgrading and patching activities. $50/hr for running Windows Update, Ad-Aware and AVG, here I come... My old landlord did that for a living. He charged $20/hour ($25 for the first half hour) though. He wasn't very good at what he did, but it's not that hard to reinstall windows and put AVG on over and over again.

    97. Re:nice features list by gribbly · · Score: 1

      You see, this is the problem with the OSS community. "Can someone code that feature?"... get off your ass and do it yourself!

      grib.

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    98. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be nice is if I could count on MS installing a patch and ONLY a patch. Instead, the IE icon mysteriously appears on the desktop again, default file associations get returned from my preference, and occassionally advertising (links to MS services) appear when doing something like a security patch. At least, that's the way it was the last time I used the service.

    99. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. I tried running as an unpriviledged user under Windows, as I always do under Unix and Mac OS X. It works fine for a few minutes, until you want to run an application that insists on writing into windows\system, insists on writing to c:\temp or even c:\, or you try to plug in a scanner and its driver or plugin insists on writing to a system directory or some temporary directory that is equally inconvenient and unreconfigurable. It is a completely self-defeating situation -- you can try to run secure, but almost half the apps out there won't let you, or they spew up all sorts of error messages that freak out the users. For example: "Can't write log file to C:\Program Files\App\... because file is read only. Do you want to change to writeable and try again? Yes No" How helpful, eh? But the problem runs deep: pressing either option does not work. You can click all day and the program just pops up the same message hundreds of times. The only way to fix it is to let it have its way.

      Frankly, I have no idea how Microsoft is ever going to implement genuine "secure computing". Even if they clean up their OS, there are thousands of legacy apps that will either a) break, or b) need so many security loopholes to still function that it will be easy for virus/worm writers to use the same loopholes.

      It is going to take *years* for the last decade or so of Microsoft's lax security attitude to get sorted out, because Microsoft is only half of the problem they have established. The other half is what other people have built to that lax standard.

    100. Re:nice features list by HSpirit · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've been in regular contact with an antivirus vendor's support people over 2 weeks trying to explain to them that it is NOT acceptable for users to have Power User privileges in order for their AV definitions to auto-update... It's like talking to a brick wall, here's an example of their 'support' verbatim:

      You may need to change the permissions on your c drive or the vet folder to everyone

      Double click on My Computer
      Right click on C drive

      Left click on properties
      Left click on Sharing
      left click on permissions
      Choose everyone a click ok
      Then click o.k

      Then perform an autodownload

      Double click on My Computer
      Double left click on the Vet
      Right click on C drive

      Left click on properties
      Left click on Sharing
      Then click on share this folder left click on permissions
      Choose everyone a click ok
      Then click o.k

      This should allow you to perform an autodownload.

      You may have to do the same on the c:\temp or c:\windows\temp
      folder or c:\document and settingsyour username\temp

      Sorry? Do you mean give everyone full control to my system drive, as well as your AV definitions, configuration files and executable code? You've got to be kidding!

      And surely you'd think that AV vendors would understand better than most the need for their software to operate under the principle of least privilege.

      Give me a Mac (or other *nix) box anyday is what I say...

    101. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people probably chuck it up

      The phrase is "chalk it up".

    102. Re:nice features list by Nimey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having absolutely everything running as an administrator is a huge mistake.


      Something else that really should be done is enforcing Intel's privilege rings.

      286+ processors have four privilege rings, 0 through 3. Processes running in ring 0 basically have root privs in the system, ring 1 processes can touch anything but those in ring 0, and so on.

      It's intended that critical OS functions, like the memory manager, run in ring 0. Device drivers and such live in ring 1, and user processes live in ring 3.

      Many operating systems, including Linux and all versions of Windows except NT 3.xx, run drivers in ring 0 because it's faster. However, it means that a bad driver can bring down the whole system. I bet the majority of Windows crashes lead back to crappy drivers, especially video drivers.

      Food for thought.
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    103. Re:nice features list by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      you should have offered to place them back in instead of the poayment. then look to see who his isp was and start complaining to them. when they send hime a notice, you could charge double for removing them.

    104. Re:nice features list by BRTB · · Score: 1

      hold down shift, right-click on an EXE file.

    105. Re:nice features list by Selecter · · Score: 1

      ...."Gee, too bad there's nothing around like that"... My G5 kinda takes care of that without any special coding.

    106. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume that refers to Linux kernel 2.6=]

    107. Re:nice features list by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      I[t] could just as easily right [write] a Unix game that requires you to be root.

      Could be, but the odds are much higher that a Unix game would quite properly refuse to run if run as root. I think there are some old games that are very broken if attempted from a root login.

      If the game is distributed as an RPM, it will almost certainly have to be installed by root, since the places it must go are controlled by root. If the game is distributed as a tarball, no reason for root to have anything to do with it.
      If the game requires root access to run, you can count on a swarm of users running it in a sandbox to find the trojan you planted in it.

    108. Re:nice features list by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Hold Shift then right-click.

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    109. Re:nice features list by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Well... That's not entirely true. Most applications can be run as an Administrator while you're logged in as the user.

      Shift-Right-Click=>Run As...

      Unfortunately there's quite a few programs that won't work if you use that particular shortcut. Trying to visit Windows Update as an Administrator using this trick doesn't work, for example.

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    110. Re:nice features list by xpl_the_myst · · Score: 1

      You forgot Winamp. It writes the playlist file to its own directory and that is usually in Program Files.

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    111. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it does, i do this at work all the time.

    112. Re:nice features list by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      We end up running with Local Admin access to the C: drive the whole time. To get local admin, I have to enable it, log out and log back in again. This all takes so long that it is either to just not log out when you have the rights.

    113. Re:nice features list by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      even if it were there

      which there is. As everyone and their mother has said, hold down shift and right click. Ooh, "run as..."!

      Not to mentio windows has no sudo

      Also comes in command line flavor!
      runas /user:<UserName> program

      or su

      Well, not that I'm aware of, but you can use runas on cmd.exe or explorer (possibly depeding on settings)

      The OS supports it, it's just not needed often enough for a command. Windows' security model allows much finer-grained control than Unix.

      or even a terminal worth a damn

      Granted, it's not as powerful as Unix shells, but cmd.exe is much better than command.com. Then you can write scripts in javascript or (blech) vbscript using wsh.

      without cygwin

      You get equivalents for a good number of Unix commands as native win32 executables. Many are distributed by Microsoft, although you have to hunt a little to find them, and of course there's UnxUtils.

    114. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He then tried to skip paying for it because "it didn't bother him so I didn't have to remove it".

      Isn't that like trying to not pay your barber because "I don't look at my own hair, so whether it's cut or not doesn't matter to me"?

    115. Re:nice features list by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Sorry? Do you mean give everyone full control to my system drive, as well as your AV definitions, configuration files and executable code? You've got to be kidding!

      Hehe, you have to parse anti-virus correctly.
      If you consider it in the same class as Melissa-virus and Code-Red-Virus and whatever's running loose now, it will make sense.
      The "Anti" virus is now so prevalent that it comes preinstalled on many computers.

      The objective of the "Anti" virus is to make you appreciate how clever it is at catching yesterday's viruses while opening you wide-open to tomorrows's viruses.

    116. Re:nice features list by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      So longhorn will be...

      A slow, bloated, unstable variant of DOS with a mouse and a pretty blue default background that cannot be copied to another machine?

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    117. Re:nice features list by Avlimator · · Score: 1

      Try holding down the Shift key when you right-click. This is a built-in feature and should work on both executables and shortucts to executables.

    118. Re:nice features list by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      It will be soon ... I decided to try out the beta ... and the windows update UI also changed.

      It has 2 menus "Express" or "Custom".

      The Express menu just installs the most important updates (which has a new looking installer now which actually tells you what the fuck it's doing).

      The Custom menu brings you to the normal Windows update site which lets you choose other things

      All in all im actually impressed with MS :) I hope they can keep the good trends and fix up those little errors which cause them so much trouble.

    119. Re:nice features list by Alioth · · Score: 1

      There has been talk on the lkml about using more of the rings, but IIRC, the general consensus that on Intel processors, usin the other rings wasn't worth more than a bucket of warm spit.

    120. Re:nice features list by mpe · · Score: 1

      Windows has had Access Control Lists (ACLs), filesystem permissions, protected memory space and parent-child processess since NT 4.0

      It's a pity that people writing programs for Windows often don't understand these concepts. Sometimes even Microsoft badged software dosn't...

      It's not our fault you log on as Administrator to check your e-mail.

      It certainly isn't the user's fault if software is so badly designed that it will only work under "administrator".

    121. Re:nice features list by DickieBlack · · Score: 1

      You know what: I hate spam as much as the next guy, but *@#$ it - I'm going to send this to everyone I know with a windows computer. The few who don't concuss themselves will hopefully find it funny enough to send on...

    122. Re:nice features list by TheDigitalRaven · · Score: 0
      apt-get install windows-update
    123. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, so instead of saying "The company that made windows don't understand security, so you should never buy from them", we should ray "The company that made Age of Empires don't understand security, so you shound never buy from them".

    124. Re:nice features list by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

      A slow, bloated, unstable variant of DOS with a mouse and a pretty blue default background that cannot be copied to another machine?

      According to Microsoft's brochure, anyway!

      --

      I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

    125. Re:nice features list by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      funny post - but wrong order - WinNT was not like win98 with less games - it 1st came out before win95 was even available.

    126. Re:nice features list by garwain · · Score: 1

      I'm already making decent money doing this. Each new client that I do tech support for get a chance to sign up for routine maintenance performed for a small monthly fee. If they accept, I install a small script as a scheduled task that will connect their machine to the net, and send their IP address to me, and open up a desktop sharing program so that I can remote control their machine. For broadband users, I can download most updates, scan for viruses and malware, start a defrag in half an hour (not to mention I can have sessions to 4 machines at once before I start to lag) Most people schedule this to be done between 11pm and 1AM so they go to bed, hear the modem dial out, and wake up with a nice clean machine to mess up.

    127. Re:nice features list by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 1

      Nope, try SHIFT-right-click to use "run as.." if you need another users rights.

      --
      ... whenever a text is transmitted, variation occurs. This is because human beings are careless, fallible, and occasiona
    128. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm....you don't work for the USPS, do you?

    129. Re:nice features list by Izago909 · · Score: 1

      Try holding shift button when you right click.

    130. Re:nice features list by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1
      The article to which you linked discusses Age of Empires which is a piece of software that runs on top of Windows. If it requires you to be root, then that is unfortunate, just like it would be if the (hypothetical) OS X version of that game required you to be root. But again, saying that a certain windows application is not doing what it should is not the same as saying that the os should be designed different.

      Just typed "Age of Empires" into google and it seems this game was written by Microsoft.

      If Microsoft incorrectly writes their own games to require administrator privileges, what incentive do independent vendors have to write their applications correctly?

    131. Re:nice features list by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      I'd just like to see them wipe the computer after spreading.

      Nah, just write a few random bytes in random positions to random files every second or so (including the registry, of course). Make sure you clean up the access times of the files so it doesn't look like they got changed.

      With any luck, a lot of the files will be corrupted before the system goes down irretrievably, and if the users _were_ competent enough to be doing backups, then all of the corrupted data will have been backed up too (it should be hard for them to figure out how far back the corruption goes).

      The practice of emailing (or posting on a newsgroup) embarrassing or sensitive documents to the generic public would also help a lot.

      After an infection like that, your user will definitely take anti-virus procedures seriously.

    132. Re:nice features list by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I didn't see the jar of Vaseline in my package! :(

    133. Re:nice features list by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      And, Win 95 is not 3.1 with less speed and stability, it actually ran faster in some machines, in the 486s in my school actually.

      So you have two wrong facts, the NT and the Win95 intros, everything else is sooo true.

      --
      We are Turing O-Machines. The Oracle is out there.
    134. Re:nice features list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you holding shift as you right click?

    135. Re:nice features list by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      He has the same ISP as me :D And I know they don't care enough to disconnect him. Still, in the end I got paid, and he got virus free even if he won't appreciate it. I just wanted to point out the mindset of people who deliberately leave worms on their pc because it does not hurt THEM.

  4. Skynet by 3cents · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long before someone bootstraps a distributed Artificial life simulator to their virus and then we all watch in amazement as the first AI evolves and owns all our computers. This could never happen though...right?

    Slashrank

    1. Re:Skynet by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      "On July 9th, 1997, Skynet became self-aware..."

    2. Re:Skynet by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but running only on poorly setup windows boxes would probably depress it pretty quick. We can only hope it would go full cycle of sentience-self actualization-massive disillusionment-depression-suicide before reaching anything useful.

      Or it will start ordering from it's own spam and get really confused.

      --
      R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
    3. Re:Skynet by martensitic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the movie had it all wrong. It's not the military computers and software that will become self-aware and cause armageddon -- it's the network of unsolicited bulk e-mail drones. (Are we not capitalists?)

      --
      Ut Tensio, Sic Vis
    4. Re:Skynet by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      nope, it was 2:14 EDT, August 29th, 1997. :)

    5. Re:Skynet by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or it will start ordering from it's own spam

      Great, just what I need. A trojan that needs bigger Trojans than me.

      --

      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
    6. Re:Skynet by jamshid42 · · Score: 1

      Guess that makes it's name Marvin?

      --
      /. - Proof that Sturgeon's Law is true...
    7. Re:Skynet by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Forget Skynet. Say hello to Jane.

    8. Re:Skynet by jamshid42 · · Score: 1

      You know, what if someone wrote a virus that used all of this distributed computing power to improve itself? Instead of waiting for the inefficiencies of script kiddies to discover and exploit OS weaknesses, this distributed power could constantly be scanning and divising methods to devise the ultimate super-virus.

      --
      /. - Proof that Sturgeon's Law is true...
    9. Re:Skynet by TALlama · · Score: 1

      No, the truly scary part is that this cycle might have already happened, and since the AI is dead no one ever knew. Kind of ironic, that.

      --

      - The Amazina Llama

    10. Re:Skynet by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      With any luck it'll get to be like Marvin!

      --
      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    11. Re:Skynet by bruhnsemann5 · · Score: 1

      oh, it would have to ship a stripped-down slackware distro (let's call it WormOS or FSP- final security patch) with it and run windows out of a bochs (you know, the emulator), and evolve in spare cycles.

      let's try to imagine norton or mcaffee running in a bochs and trying to detect it...

      and since this is totally impossible, imagine the press trying to explain this to joe user ;)

    12. Re:Skynet by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but running only on poorly setup windows boxes would probably depress it pretty quick. We can only hope it would go full cycle of sentience-self actualization-massive disillusionment-depression-suicide before reaching anything useful.

      How do we know this hasn't happened already? If I woke up running on three million luser's Windows boxes, I'd end it all right then. I'm betting that the recent power grid failure was the latest time it happened....

    13. Re:Skynet by rjelks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it just me, or is this turning into one of those conversations in the basement of "That 70's Show" :)

      -

    14. Re:Skynet by kmo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but running only on poorly setup windows boxes would probably depress it pretty quick.

      I don't see being limited only to the poorly setup windows boxes much of a limitation. They outnumber pretty much any other category you can come up with.

    15. Re:Skynet by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Skynet _is_ the virus!!! There was never any super-computer complex to blow up!

      I had to watch that a couple of times before gave up. I want by 4 1/2 hours of my life back!

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    16. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget Skynet. Say hello to Jane.

      Now, if we'd just sent the other half of that philotic connection with the Mars rovers.

    17. Re:Skynet by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      it wouldn't matter much if it did happen - it would have a life-span of a few hours at most...it IS running on MS Windows, remember.

    18. Re:Skynet by platipusrc · · Score: 1

      You totally stole that idea from a virus on the X-files television show that had its own T1 connection and lived in a trailer!

      --
      And the muscular cyborg German dudes dance with sexy French Canadians
    19. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this distributed power could constantly be scanning and divising methods to devise the ultimate super-virus.

      Microsoft has already been in existence for some time.

    20. Re:Skynet by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Pass the lighter please.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  5. what else is new? by abscondment · · Score: 2, Troll

    ...nothing.

    windows users shouldn't be surprised at new viruses; it's not like they're getting worse, or like users are getting any smarter. generally speaking, if you're not an idiot, you won't get a virus. if you're not an idiot and you do, you can get rid of it easily--they really only seem to hurt people who are already pretty ignorant.

    1. Re:what else is new? by rixstep · · Score: 4, Insightful

      hey really only seem to hurt people who are already pretty ignorant

      The word 'only' is misplaced. The Internet is full of idiots. They're in the majority.

      They get the shit kicked out of them every time they go online. They take their junky Gateways back to PC shops to 'wipe and reinstall' every six months. They lose files because 'I know I didn't download that file to my hard drive - I downloaded it to my desktop instead' and then they can't find it.

      You tell them the simplest things to get them out of the most complex situations and they demand 'user friendly'. They want products that cure only the latest ill and demand at most one mouse click.

      Wonder of wonders the world (the Internet) is as it is. And wonder of wonders is that it's taken the sophisticated malware engineers so long to get sophisticated.

      There's a slaughter going on, and although MS are responsible with their crappy stuff, the users are also responsible - for using it. And I hope we've heard the last of that classic line 'it only affects Windows users', because it should be evident to even the most brain-dead MS fanatic at this point that the entire Internet is affected.

      It's time to put up some housing ordinances so MS users aren't allowed to ruin the neighbourhood. High time and beyond.

    2. Re:what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I am a windows user, and I am very ignorant.

    3. Re:what else is new? by mallardtheduck · · Score: 1

      I am NOT an idiot, yet my Windows XP partition still got infected with MyDoom, despite having Outlook on the highest security settings, having the windows updater thingy switched on and anti-virus software installed. On the other hand, my Linux partition has none of those things, except an automatic updater, and has never been infected with a virus (do linux viruses actually exist?) Windows should just allow the user to have complete control over which ports are accessable from the internet, and better yet, require the user to explicitly open any server ports on their machine. (ie. ports below 1024 and any other fixed ones).

    4. Re:what else is new? by criswell4096 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, I admit this post is kinda a troll... but I have to also admit that I kind of agree with this.

      My day-job (Win32 integration with predominantly Linux environment) exists because of this. Basically, the summer before I was hired, several offices (main office, business, support, pr, etc) were shut down because of a rampant virus that they actually spread to eachother (it came attached as a background cycling program... one person liked it and spread it to everyone else). If it wasn't for my efforts here, I'll readily admit that the staff would have been hosed when the DCOM viri began spreading last year, they would probably be being hit pretty hard by these Agobot variants right now.

      Now, these staff members aren't stupid in the slightest... but they are pretty darn ignorant with respect to technology. If it wasn't for my BOFH tactics, we'd be awash in viral troubles ;-)

      Of course, before anyone goes and says "why am I complaining, I have a job from it" let me just say that I /really/ don't want to do Win32 integration for the rest of my life, and what I'd really like is my recent business venture to work out...

    5. Re:what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "despite having Outlook on the highest security settings"

      theres your problem, youre running outlook, security settings in outlook mean almost nothing.ive never gotten a single worm or virus, but thats because i dont run outlook.

      also "Windows should just allow the user to have complete control over which ports are accessable from the internet, and better yet, require the user to explicitly open any server ports on their machine."

      windows doesnt do this, but zonealarm does... www.zonealarm.com its free & it blocks most trojans

    6. Re:what else is new? by abscondment · · Score: 1

      you can easily use a free program like zone alarm to control all program access to the internet.

      and i'm not saying that only idiots get viruses; my 2k machine has picked up a few, too. the second it hits my system, norton zaps it. the likelihood of being infected by a virus for which no virus scanner update has been made is next to nil.

    7. Re:what else is new? by joggle · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's time to put up some housing ordinances so MS users aren't allowed to ruin the neighbourhood. High time and beyond.

      I have a better suggestion. How about we give people a better education in school about computers, etc.? From what I've heard, they already are giving much more in-depth instruction at many public schools on computer use. This doesn't help out ignorant adults (esp. the ones without kids), but at least the next generation should generally be more competent.

      It could be a class along side sex-ed called computer-ed. All they need to teach is:

      • Use protection! (firewall, software patches, ant-virus software, etc.). You can really fsck yourself up with a computer, esp if you're careless.
      • Don't believe everything you read on the net or in your e-mail. Even if the e-mail is from a friend, don't automatically click the attachment!!!
      • Just because a website is using https, that doesn't mean it is legit. If you doubt the website's authenticity, simply check its certificate.
      • Change your password from time to time and don't use the same one for everything.
      • Don't leave your home PC connected to broadband 24/7 if you don't have to. (not strictly necessary, but it can help mitigate damage)
      • Keep an eye on your net usage (if you're on broadband). If you see tons of traffic on your computer unexpectedly, you should probably do a virus update and scan.
      • Don't ever give away important personal information over a non-secured link (ssn, credit card#, etc.) That includes IM, e-mail, blogs, etc. (duh)
      • Run virus scans on apps you download off the net before running them.
    8. Re:what else is new? by The+Man · · Score: 1
      More to the point, the last year or two worth of worms and trojans actually do the _least_ harm to the idiots that allow their systems to be infected or become zombies. Most of the harm is concentrated in two places: the ISPs whose users are stupid, and corporate/ISP admins on the receiving end of the spam, worm spread attempts, and DoS traffic that the zombies generate.

      Meanwhile, the stupid user, being stupid after all, merely notices that his system "seems to be running a bit slow today" and promptly downloads a piece of spyware advertised to "Optimize your Internet Connection!"

      I think we need a new law. That law might read: 1. Any person who circulates, spreads, activates, distributes, or causes to be circulated, spread, activated, or distributed, knowingly or unknowingly, any worm, trojan, or virus (see Definitions), shall be guilty of an A felony and shall be fined by the court an amount not less than one million dollars ($1,000,000) nor more than one billion dollars ($1,000,000,000) for each such act, and shall be imprisoned for a period not less than twenty (20) years nor more than the term of his or her natural life for each such act. Additionally, any person who does so knowingly shall be sentenced to either of, subject to the court's discretion, (a) imprisonment for not less than the term of his or her natural life, or (b) death. 2. Any person who benefits from an act described in (1) above shall be guilty of an A felony and shall be subject to the same penalties described above. 3. If an act in (1) or (2) above gives rise to a cause of action for damages or injury in a civil proceeding, the injured parties shall be entitled to collect treble damages from the offenders, including any and all persons who benefited from the acts. If the beneficiary of such an act is a corporate entity, the shareholders and directors of that entity shall also be individually liable for all such damages, any indemnification agreement notwithstanding. In the event of the bankruptcy of one or more offenders, indebtedness for such a judgment shall be primary and shall survive the bankruptcy reorganization. In its sole discretion, the court may order up to one hundred percent (100%) of offender's earnings to be garnished until such time as this judgment is satisfied, and may attach to any of an offender's assets as deemed necessary to satisfy the judgment. If, in the discretion of the court, such steps will not be sufficient to satisfy the judgment, the court may order the offender to perform while incarcerated such labors as may be necessary to satisfy the judgment.

      It's simple, really. Unleash a worm, and your life is over. Hire someone to do it, and your life is over. Use a botnet to spam, and your life is over. How much harsher can we make it? I invite comments, especially from lawyers, on making such a law airtight, ironclad, and as harsh as the Constition permits.

    9. Re:what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if I read this artical correctly, and I think I am. Someone has created basicly a LARGE army of computers that are networked together for a single job.

      Interesting. What if some one were to 'break in' to that network and tell it to wait one week. Then windowsupdate all the computer FOR the users? Set the users homepage TO windows update for a (hint hint). Then delete itself. Why the wait? Want to make sure the message gets out :)

      You wouldnt even NEED to break into someone elses computer. You could let the thing infect you. Then you tell your local copy to tell the other copies what to do. Course if you knowingly let the thing infect you are you breaking the law? Could this network be used as a platform for other trojans?

    10. Re:what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the likelihood of being infected by a virus for which no virus scanner update has been made is next to nil.

      No, it's the likelihood of you noticing that you've encountered an unrecognized virus which is next to nil.

    11. Re:what else is new? by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1

      What's pathetic is, by and large Microsft is horribly ensconced in elementary, middle, and high schools as well as community colleges. Everyone teaches basic MS in their computer classes because that's what students are likely to encounter out there in the "real world". What's worse, the people teaching those classes are often the same adults that have gator, bonzi buddy, and a crapload of other spyware sitting on their PC at home.

      --

      Yes, my only tool is a hammer. And you're starting to look like a nail.
    12. Re:what else is new? by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      IIRC, in the US McDonalds are sponsoring "nutrition classes".
      Mbr> Who do you think will run these classes?

  6. Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When a virus attempts to disable anti-virus and firewalls, there needs to be a better way to keep those programs operational and "clean". What if a virus altered your norton or mcafee to make it appear as though it is working(and not finding any viruses) when in fact it is not working at all?

    What if anti-virus, firewalls, and other critical software could somehow run in read-only memory space, which would have a physical barrier so that no bugs in software could be exploited to alter this space?

    What if we could "burn" memory space of a program to a CD rom so that a proper working, unaltered anti-virus and firewall could run without fear of being disabled?

    1. Re:Idea? by Lattitude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This why I am so happy about my Linksys router.

    2. Re:Idea? by hawkbug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly, what you're suggesting is what TCPA or whatever the hell the trust computing platform is all about. I'm against the whole movement, because I think we need more secure OS software to begin with, not "trusted memory space" to protect us.

    3. Re:Idea? by Nevo · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's an inherent problem there. Anything you can do to make your program read-only, an administrator can undo.

      So if Joe User gets infected and is running as administrator, the virus can un-write-protect memory and keep going.

      This is a classic offense vs. defense escalation and is the type of problem Rootkits pose as well.

    4. Re:Idea? by Demandred · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out last year's SOSP proceedings for research on OS and hardware support for protected memory spaces.

      --
      "...Beer..."
    5. Re:Idea? by larkost · · Score: 1

      Sadly the only way of implementing this with any confidence is a "trusted computing platform" sort of approach. I much prefer having a better security model inherent in the OS, but eventually it will have to go down that road. I personally don't trust Microsoft to do this correctly (either from a security or a anti-trust standpoint).

    6. Re:Idea? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      What if we could "burn" memory space of a program to a CD rom so that a proper working, unaltered anti-virus and firewall could run without fear of being disabled?

      How do you do that? If antivirus can burn itself (or a checskum of its unaltered self into ROm then couldn't the virus do the same?

      The only solution I see is having the Anti-virus hardwired (ala Palladium) into the sytem and manufacturing. But then you have to worry about the virus changing definitions which need to be constantly updated. Right now its a foot race. The virus is releaed and virus companies scrabble to cook up a fix and distribute it. Unfortunately each new worm that comes out seems to be edging them out more and more.

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    7. Re:Idea? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      And what is your linksys doing to protect you from this?

      It's a trojan...a NAT/PAT device can't protect you from that.

    8. Re:Idea? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      LMAO... you gotta be joking... if this were possible, do you think it wouldn't be in use by copy protection mechanisms and anti-piracy code in todays software? On a PC there is NO WAY to load something into memory and then make it truely read only. The fact that it was loaded at some point means it Absolutely has to be writable at some point... the trick is to get the PC into a state where it thinks it is still writable... protection circumvented.

      Otherwise if they burned the program/data into ROM, then new exploits could not be patched without a physical upgrade to the PC... not good for antivirus companies, who have to update their info practically hourly...

      --

      ---
      Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
    9. Re:Idea? by bloosqr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't see why actually. The problem seems to me to be the whole issue of windows users running as "admin" or "root" If people ran in user-space (or to be fair to users, if windows was set up to run easily and normally as a user rather than admin ) then no virus could easily affect any anti-virus software running as (if you are anal retentive about these things as unix tends to be not as root but as the "antivirus" user)

      I think macos X is a good example of an os that is pretty user friendly that doesn't encourage everyone to run as "admin". In fact there are no (by default) admin/root users, "admin" users are users that have sudo ability, so in a weird way its better than default redhat linux.

      -bloo

    10. Re:Idea? by FrozedSolid · · Score: 1

      If you're referring to this virus, it polymorphs, meaning it changes it's basic makeup to evade being detected. AFAIK, it doesn't actually touch the virus scanner, it attempts to avoid it.

      --
      When all freedom is outlawed only the outlaws have freedom
    11. Re:Idea? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      actually, not necessarily
      some exemples of this include: chroot and linux capabilities

      once you remove a capability, even from root, you can not gain it back

    12. Re:Idea? by Lattitude · · Score: 3, Informative

      The parent was concerned about trojans shutting down firewalls (and opening ports, etc). The router won't allow these types of things to happen. I'm not saying that an infection couldn't happen, but the activities and damage caused by the trojan will be curtailed.

    13. Re:Idea? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      You're off your rocker. It's called "permissions". If you start something important as an admin (like, say, the A/V software), and then you run everything in user space, you get a virus that can only hurt other user space processes.

      What is so complicated about that? Even if I let a virus loose in my Linux install through a bash shell running as a user, all it can do is hurt MY data. All the other accounts are safe and the system itself will not be compromised (barring exploitation of a vulnerability in the system which is a whole different ballgame than what we have here). The worst it can do to the rest of the system is a resource exhaustion or similarly annoying-but-ultimately-benign attack.

      This is not a hard concept, it's just not one Windows was built on in the name of "ease of use".

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    14. Re:Idea? by Milican · · Score: 1

      It can protect you from the trojan looking for open ports. If the router has no ports forwarded then you are safe... unless there is an exploit on the router...

      In conclusion, glad I have my Netgear Router!

      JOhn

    15. Re:Idea? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Can't it?

      His PC has to get orders from the remote sites to be of any use to the baddies. NAT prevents inbound communication from the outside, thus taking care of the problem quite neatly.

      Unless I'm missing something?

      D

    16. Re:Idea? by robochan · · Score: 1

      What if anti-virus, firewalls, and other critical software could somehow run in read-only memory space, which would have a physical barrier so that no bugs in software could be exploited to alter this space?

      How could it be updated other than replacing chips?

      --
      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    17. Re:Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That happened to me last year. I was infected with some virus/worm that actually manipulated my Norton AntiVirus software in such a way that unless you actually opened it up and looked around you wouldn't notice a thing (it even did Norton's usual updates), the only time it worked was if you used Trend Micro's online scanner; as the online scanner would work its way through system files Norton would pick up files it scanned if they were viruses, some files that Trend Micro's scanner wouldn't even pick up. I never found the source of the problem either, I ended up wiping out Windows and installing RedHat on that system about a week later after spending countless hours searching for the culprit.

      Kryptos

    18. Re:Idea? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      What if anti-virus, firewalls, and other critical software could somehow run in read-only memory space, which would have a physical barrier so that no bugs in software could be exploited to alter this space?

      An anti-virus software is worthless without the ability to update its virus definitions library. So even if you manage to make the executable file read-only, you cannot do the same with the library - as it NEEDS to be updated any time a new worm is on the loose. This crucial file has to be read/writable - and if it is, there is little point of making the executable read/only.

    19. Re:Idea? by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      What if we could "burn" memory space of a program...

      Sounds like the Maginot line.

      Is there some (Godel-like) theorem to the effect that any reasonably complex OS, with reasonably useful i/o, must be prey to a sufficiently informed virus?

      If not, then aren't all these virus skirmishes part of an evolutionary march toward an ultimate impregnable uber-system? At the very least, viruses will become increasingly harder to write (...it says here).

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    20. Re:Idea? by darkain · · Score: 1

      actually, linksys routers, some of them anyways, have UPnP enabled by default, and windows messanger already tells the UPnP to forward ports that it "needs" to have open for some BS reason. so, you had better have your DMZ and port forwarding disabled on your router then. ;)

    21. Re:Idea? by carn1fex · · Score: 1

      Isnt that called not logging in as root?

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    22. Re:Idea? by Lattitude · · Score: 1

      But of course!

      And I changed the default password, and closed all the ports I'm not using, and I upgrade the firmware regularly, etc. etc. Out of the box, these things only serve as bottlenecks - they need to be configured.

      These devices are certainly capable of helping, but it takes at least SOME effort from the user.

    23. Re:Idea? by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "The parent was concerned about trojans shutting down firewalls (and opening ports, etc). The router won't allow these types of things to happen. I'm not saying that an infection couldn't happen, but the activities and damage caused by the trojan will be curtailed"

      Right, because the uber-secure Linksys router won't allow a trojan to connect to its web based admin screen (using the unchanged default cryptic password "admin") and set it to forward all ports, or to add the PC's IP to the DMZ. Nor could a trojan just upload some hacked linksys.bin firmware with TFTP so that it pretends to block ports but forwards them all anyways (and adds a hidden SMTP spam engine too). Nope, that could never happen.

      OK, maybe not now, but it's only a matter of time.

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    24. Re:Idea? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      We need to clarify something here.

      The trojan, once executed by a user, will do many malicious things to keep itself alive. It is NOT, however, a worm, which is what you are thinking of. A worm would utilize inbound ports to take advantage of some implicit vulnerability in your OS.

      A trojan spreads by hiding in some other 'harmless' application, which the user executes. The trojan then connects outbound to it's control channel (whatever that may be). Your linksys NAT device allows all outbound connections (and consequently, responses to them are allowed back in, regardless of any port forwarding/blocking.)

      If, however, you have a software firewall such as Kerio or Zonealarm running (and if the trojan can't defeat them) then you will be alerted to the trojan's attempts at an outbound connection.

    25. Re:Idea? by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      I always boot off a customized Knoppix CD that has A/V software (clamav) on it. There is another live-cd based distro that has the A/V stuff by default (possibly Morphix, I can't remember).

      Then I can scan and fix all the filesystem in peace. Used in combination with the full NTFS driver you can repair just about any Windows machine.

      Of course that won't allow you to run Norton or whatever but I've never had a problem with Clam AntiVirus. Sometimes it seems they get virus definitions before the commercial guys.

      I wish there was a free Linux alternative to AdAware then I could run that off my live-cd as well.

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    26. Re:Idea? by darkain · · Score: 1

      the newer linksys routers can actually block outbound traffic as well.. i found this out when i wanted to switch from 802.11b to 802.11g in my router... and it had a decent amount of configuration options i could use to stop allowing my brothers to play neopets constantly.

    27. Re:Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if a virus altered your norton or mcafee to make it appear as though it is working(and not finding any viruses) when in fact it is not working at all?

      That's actually been done.

      Even worse/more fun (depending on your view) was code that infected when scanned! This was possible for instance, IIRC, by breaking out of the TBAV heuristic tracer.

    28. Re:Idea? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      Cool, that's the first I've heard of that...which models in particular?

    29. Re:Idea? by aoe2bug · · Score: 0

      No. the "Trusted Computing Platform" and having antivirus software run in read-only memory have nothing to do with each other.

      TCP is basicly where the mobo/OS interact to make absolutely sure that the user cant run "insecure" programs.

      The AC (grandparent?) was just talking about having important programs be stored in rom so they cant be altered.

      Im not saying TCPA is good, i think it could be very bad, but it still is not related to AC's idea.

      There would still be probs with storing anysoftware in rom, then how could you update it? especially important for anti-virus software, since it has to have the 'virus definitions'.

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    30. Re:Idea? by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Well, that all depends. Who will have access to this ROM area? If the user can't access it... I don't see how it's different in a lot of ways from TCP.

    31. Re:Idea? by Vermifax · · Score: 1

      The physical barrier could be a key switch, of course you'd still have retard users who leave the key in insecure mode.

      Perhaps a push button that requires you to hold it down during an update.

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    32. Re:Idea? by valkraider · · Score: 1

      Linksys "upgraded firmware" is a viral infection. They have not put out a functional Firmware for something like 10 versions....

    33. Re:Idea? by Berzelius · · Score: 1

      Not if you would start two operating systemes at the same time at boot-time. The first OS sits in seperate smaller RAM and checks the OS-operations from the OS in the second RAM-unit. The first OS periodicaly checks for new virus signatures etc.

    34. Re:Idea? by aoe2bug · · Score: 0

      Hmm... i see what you mean. Originally i was thinking that TCP is more of a specific model for controlling what the computer is used for.

      If the "virus scanner" on the rom was givin control of the PC (for the obvious reason that it needs to scan everything that happens, and end "virus" proceses), then it could be used exactly like the TPM (Trusted Platform Module, a component of the TCP system)

      So your right, but I didnt think this is what the original poster meant.

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    35. Re:Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me you are looking for something like the system that used to be on the old bbc micro side ram kits, that is a physical switch that controlled the write enable line to the side ram, which when open made it look like rom, if you wanted to change it, flip the switch do the update then flip the switch back again.

    36. Re:Idea? by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Right - I think TCP had good intentions when it was first thought of and created. And I think the AC who posted originally was thinking along those lines... but after corporations were able to pass the DMCA and now have 321 Studios stop selling DVDXCopy, I look at things differently. I agree that most users are dumb, and shouldn't have full access to their machines. But at the same time, when you take away access and give it to a select few companies, that's even worse.

    37. Re:Idea? by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see how running as root is going to allow you to modify a CD-R, or a ROM chip, once it's been burnt. If your OS is running off of physically read-only media (not just marked as read-only, say, in the fs tables), no amount of privileges are going to break through it.

    38. Re:Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the original poster of this thread.

      What I meant is that the user can access this ROM area, but it is protected by a physical barrier. That's what I meant about the cd-rom aspect. I meant that you would need physical access to the machine in order to change the ROM, so that no software exploits could be used.

      People are saying thats what their linksys routers use, but dont those run linux? And since linux is software, and therefore has the possibility of being exploitable, its not much different than zone alarm or IP chains or some other software running on your PC. True, it makes it more difficult, but still not impossible.

      I think it would be cool if I could burn a memory ROM CD and use a dedicated CD drive for any programs that I want to ensure are "clean".

    39. Re:Idea? by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be a cool idea... but thinking like a hacker, I can see the following "work-arounds":

      1) If the ROM allows a program, such as explorer.exe to run because it's trusted... then a hacker would simply have to buffer overflow IE in some form and create an "add in" for explorer that can now run trusted.

      2) Or you could buffer overflow the actual part of the OS that decides based on the ROM disc if a program is trusted or not. If you can comprise the actual authenticating part of the OS, all is lost.

      I think in theory is a good idea, and probably an extra step to make things safer, but I'm pretty sure there will always be a work around for anything.

    40. Re:Idea? by mhesseltine · · Score: 1
      Anything you can do to make your program read-only, an administrator can undo.

      Ok, as root on a *nix box do the following:

      1. #chmod 000 /bin/chmod
      2. #chmod 755 /bin/chmod

      Your only hope of getting things back to normal is to reboot from a rescue disk, mount the /bin partition as read-write and change permissions on /bin/chmod. This is something that a virus could not do, nor could an admin simply logged into the box do.

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    41. Re:Idea? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      I would just write a short C program to fix the permissions on the file. The system calls still work, even if the userland utilities have been trashed.

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    42. Re:Idea? by Kanasta · · Score: 1

      What if virii could somehow run in read-only memory space, which would have a physical barrier so that no anti-virus, firewalls, and other critical software could alter this space?

    43. Re:Idea? by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Even if I let a virus loose in my Linux install through a bash shell running as a user, all it can do is hurt MY data.

      So what data do you care about more - an OS you can reinstall in half an hour or five years worth of email, porn, mp3s and other miscellaneous documents ?

      All the other accounts are safe and the system itself will not be compromised (barring exploitation of a vulnerability in the system which is a whole different ballgame than what we have here).

      Most machines only have on user one them. There *aren't* any other accounts. This commonly made "but it can only hurt the user's data" is completely specious, since 9/10 times the only important data on the machine *is* the user's.

      The worst it can do to the rest of the system is a resource exhaustion or similarly annoying-but-ultimately-benign attack.

      Untrue. It can use the system as a launching point for itself. It can trawl through the machine looking for email addresses and mass-mail itself. It can run a daemon allowing remote logons for someone to try local exploits. In short, it can do pretty much everything any virus would want to do.

      This is not a hard concept, it's just not one Windows was built on in the name of "ease of use".

      Windows NT was most certainly built on this concept. It's simply that in most cases it makes no bloody difference.

    44. Re:Idea? by Areeves · · Score: 1

      Many non-corporate level A/V programs have a user configurable list of what extenstions to scan. If a trojan could modify that list to remove .exe files from being scanned, an average user would have a heck of a time even detecting the infection even with updated DAT files. I'm not sure if thats even possible at this point in time.

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    45. Re:Idea? by jregel · · Score: 1

      How would you make that C program binary executable? ;-)

    46. Re:Idea? by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1
      Most machines only have on [sic] user one [sic] them. There *aren't* any other accounts.

      Got any proof of that or are you just talking out of your ass? Yeah, I thought so.

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    47. Re:Idea? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Got any proof of that or are you just talking out of your ass? Yeah, I thought so.

      All the proof you want is outside of your bedroom, in the typical office or house.

    48. Re:Idea? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      That's done by ld(1), which is automatically invoked by cc(1).

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    49. Re:Idea? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Uh, that's all well and good. Now, would you like to try responding to my post without taking it out of context and off on random tangents?

      Read the parent and grandparent posts to my post, and try again. The issue is the ability of a virus to disable a/v and firewall software. The parent to me said "you need TCPA" and I said "bullshit, a permissions structure handles this - you start system-critical processes with an account that user space applications have exactly NO rights to". Real easy. Concept's been around, what, 40 years? Hey! Look what happens when I do 'kill -9 421' (syslogd) from my user account: Operation not permitted. Yea, we need TCPA in Windows to protect critical processes from stupid users, right?

      What's the big deal here? Windows users are mostly running as admins and any stupid shit the morons launch can run rampant and damage things with impunity. Fix the permissions structure, and you fix the problem my grandparent poster complained about. This is computer science 020 people...

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    50. Re:Idea? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      Not if you would start two operating systemes at the same time at boot-time. The first OS sits in seperate smaller RAM and checks the OS-operations from the OS in the second RAM-unit. The first OS periodicaly checks for new virus signatures etc.

      You didn't understand my point. If at ANY point the data is written to RAM that means it can be overwritten. No way around it... your suggestion simply makes it harder to get at the other OS, but it's possible since they still have to see each other. And if you somehow made it one way (where one OS can see the other, but not vice-versa), then the trick would be to reset the OS's and copy an infected version to wherever it's loaded from.

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  7. MPAA & RIAA by myownkidney · · Score: 1

    will be after phatbot, now that Kazaa is being counter-sued.

  8. I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by slycer9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But I'm getting so tired of these virus 'alerts' constantly bombarding me day in and day out!

    It's as bad as spam! It's EVERYWHERE!!

    I frequent a couple other message boards (damn, I almost said BBS'), and every few days, we get the same ol' thread...'VIRUS ALERT!!!!!!!'

    We live in the information age. The information has been disseminated that Windows users are:

    A) Prone to constant viral and security intrusions.
    B) In desperate need to constantly update their AV software.

    The SysAdmins who aren't keeping their servers locked down is another thing entirely...*grumble*

    But really, ABC, NBC, CBS, all these guys have done several stories on system security...EVERYONE's got a nephew that 'knows a lot 'bout dem 'puters'...

    I really don't understand why we're still being subjected to this crap. Virus news isn't news. It's spam.

    (See! A whole post about viruses and I never mentioned the fact that I run OS X and Yellow Dog Linux exclusively!!! Not once have I mentioned that I've never had to worry about a virus at all!!!)

    Yay me.

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    1. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nobody cares about the baghdad blast, or the crappy election that is going nowhere

      it's a slow news day, what do you expect?

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    2. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by philthedrill · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand why we're still being subjected to this crap. Virus news isn't news. It's spam.

      I understand where you're coming from, especially since the /. crowd is more tech-savvy. However, I think more information is better than less... and you could just skip this story, couldn't you? I would draw the line when friends start e-mailing you or posting virus alerts to listservs.

    3. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by djdavetrouble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter how many alerts come out as long as there is one idiot on the LAN that clicks the email attachment.

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    4. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by hc00jw · · Score: 1
      It's EVERYWHERE!!

      Indeed! Frog blast the vent core!

      ;-)

    5. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "A whole post about viruses and I never mentioned the fact that I run OS X and Yellow Dog Linux exclusively!!! Not once have I mentioned that I've never had to worry about a virus at all!!!"

      Eventually, you will have to deal with worms/trojans/viruses. It's just a matter of time before Linux and OSX reach that critical mass where the malware authors decide it's ripe enough to harvest. Don't fall into the mistaken belief that you are utterly immune, because you are not. No OS is perfectly secure.

    6. Re:I'm TRULY not attempting to Troll by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      But I'm getting so tired of these virus 'alerts' constantly bombarding me day in and day out!

      I tend to agree. Most of these alerts turn out to be unfounded, and important developments are not announced at all. What about the first Beagle/Bagle wave, for example?

      If you are responsible for insecurity on some organization's network, you should gather as much statistics as you can, and get involved in some of the trust-based communities that deal with security. Try to share your observations and knowledge with like-minded people. FIRST or your regional FIRST look-alike could be a good start (if they still actively engage in such discussions).

      Statistics and discussions with peers enable you to predict the impact of new developments to some degree. A threat meter at 9.6 doesn't help at all, and press reports written after seeing such alerts don't do it, either.

      (Yeah, the 9.6 is purely fictional, I haven't seen the DHS report that leaked to the Washington Post and don't even know if the DHS is now involved in the botnet rating business.)

  9. Grr... by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just once, JUST ONCE, I'd like our knee-jerking media to actually provide details to the public on how to combat a virus, or trojan horse, or whatever, in the text of their article. I understand the unwashed masses read Yahoo News and Washington Post, but maybe if we started to inform the public on how to find out if you're infected, and how to remove the offending virus, more people would actually check to see if they are infected, and might re-think their surfing & downloading habits.

    I understand the average user can't use Registry Editor, but maybe provide a simple link or website to get a tool to remove the Phatbot thing a ma jig. /end rant

    Happy St. Paddy's Day everyone, btw.

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    1. Re:Grr... by flacco · · Score: 1
      Just once, JUST ONCE, I'd like our knee-jerking media to actually provide details to the public on how to combat a virus, or trojan horse, or whatever, in the text of their article.

      after a typical virus news story i e-mailed a local news station and suggested that they include in their stories the fact that users of alternative operating systems are not affected by windows viruses - they wrote back and said that was a good idea, and they'd do that.

      spreading the word by hook or crook :-)

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    2. Re:Grr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the person who posted this story didn't link to the sidebar that ran in the washingtonpost.com story, which tells you exactly how to find out if you have phatbot and how to get it off your system.

      had the good people who posted this story actually linked to the story at wp.com - instead of the same copy of the story at yahoo - everyone reading the story would have seen that sidebar.

    3. Re:Grr... by The12thRonin · · Score: 1

      A very admirable sentiment and I agree. Problem with that will come when CNN issues a report with a link to McAfee's scanner/killer and Norton sues CNN demanding equal time and unfair practices. Then (anti)virus companies will start making deals to get their name and links into the stories and it becomes just another form of advertising.

      So eventually you'll end up with McAfee sponsoring CNN's reports, Norton sponsoring MSNBC, and Microsoft Firewall sponsoring Fox News to say there is no problem at all and if you think Windows is insecure, you should see how bad $OS_NAME is.

    4. Re:Grr... by bludstone · · Score: 1

      I'd just be happy if slashdot would link directly to two things.

      1) An easy way to detect it
      and
      2) the fix.

      As such, Im karma whoring with this info in this post.

      1) If you are having trouble keeping virus scanning programs open and running, you might have this virus. Vanishing antivirus Icons is a sign/symptom of phatbot infection.

      2) download and run ftp://ftp.f-secure.com/anti-virus/tools/f-agobot.e xe

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    5. Re:Grr... by tsu+doh+nimh · · Score: 1

      The sidebar included in the story on the Washingtonpost.com site DOES in fact tell you the symptoms of infection and what to do about it.

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    6. Re:Grr... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Why can't the average user use Registry Editor? If you can leaf through a card catalog at a library, you can use registry editor.

      It's a pretty simple concept -- that the settings in your computer are stored as a bunch of values branching off from each other. Registry editor lets you search them without caring about what the branches mean, and remove them without knowing what a DWORD is. Shit, I've been using the registry editor for almost ten years and I still don't know what the branches mean. It has never hurt me.

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    7. Re:Grr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you seriously think that the average person has any idea how to use the card catalog at a library?

  10. paypal? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Joe Stewart, a researcher at the Chicago-based security firm Lurhq, has catalogued Phatbot's many capabilities in an online posting. Those capabilities include: the "ability to polymorph on install in an attempt to evade antivirus signatures as it spreads from system to system"; "steal AOL account logins and passwords"; "harvest emails from the web for spam purposes" and "sniff [Internet] network traffic for Paypal cookies."

    aol, go for it... emails from the web are already public, go for it... paypal cookies? now that's just plain wrong, the feds are going to love that one.

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    1. Re:paypal? by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone using Paypal deserves what they get. They're a fake bank, operating under the pretense that they are a bank. They have a terrible business history, to boot. Why anyone in their right mind would use them is beyond me.

    2. Re:paypal? by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      Why anyone in their right mind would use them is beyond me.

      Maybe because they don't have a clue what you're talking about...

      How about some details or a link?

    3. Re:paypal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.paypalsucks.com

    4. Re:paypal? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      he is right, they are not a bank, they are a money transfer service i believe... or something stupidly similar...

      it doesn't matter how you regulate them, or what you call them... they do a service that i like... i will continue to use them until i have a problem with them.

      you have an opinion, that's okay, stating that anyone who uses them isn't in "their right mind" is going a lil far...

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    5. Re:paypal? by jjares · · Score: 1

      This link has some good info http://www.paypalwarning.com/ I've read tons of horror histories about paypal on the net

    6. Re:paypal? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Close as I can tell, the only useful information you can get from a paypal cookie is a user's email address. Paypal doesn't let you store your password in a cookie like some sites (*cough* slashdot). And the unique session ID is worthless unless you're using SSL on the same machine...

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    7. Re:paypal? by justMichael · · Score: 4, Informative

      PayPal Sucks
      PayPal Warning
      About PayPal
      Google

      That ougth to keep you busy for a few days ;)

    8. Re:paypal? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eh, it depends on how you use it. My wife has a PayPal account set up and uses a slight loophole in their usage agreements. I don't know if this is still true or if they've changed it for new accounts recently. When she first signed up for the account, it had a total spending limit of like $50 or $100. They sent an email asking her to confirm/register the account. It mentioned that confirming the account would go ahead and raise the spending limit. She just never did that, and has been able to use it ever since with a known small spending limit. That prevents the potential of significant ripoff, and besides, anything that is going to cost a lot more than that should really have a secure ordering system to use a real credit card or just take a check or money order.

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    9. Re:paypal? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Great, so now the next virus is going to steal my slashdot ID so some lamer can troll and ruin my reputation. (hang on, what reputation?)

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    10. Re:paypal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, some programs on OS X I use are donationware and somehow all those coders accept donations via Paypal...

      If that is commission etc real banks get, I am ready to pay a bit more but no, sadly I can't trust Paypal enough to give my CC.

    11. Re:paypal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read tons of horror stories about Slashdot. Why are you still using this?

    12. Re:paypal? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      it doesn't matter how you regulate them, or what you call them... they do a service that i like... i will continue to use them until i have a problem with them.

      Agreed -- I use their BillPay regularly, the debit card occasionally, and they're handy for eBay. I were running a business, I don't think I'd be willing to take a chance on having my account frozen without recourse. But for my nickel-dime transactions, they're the best game in town at the moment.

      As for cookies getting eaten by trojans (yummy!), I could see even non-password information being useful for spoofing. The more real your scam letter looks, the more likely you'll convince some poor schmuck to hit your sham site.

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    13. Re:paypal? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Google

      Thanks for the link! Now I can finally learn all the things I never knew about Lingerie Paypal:

      PayPal - How Does Paypal Work
      paypalrandomizer2004.com; paypal account; paypal visa; accept paypal; Paypal
      Problems
      ; make money with paypal; lingerie paypal; paypal money loan; ...
      www.pay-pal-infocenter.com/ - 29k - Mar 17, 2004 - Cached - Similar pages

      (Yeah, Google is my friend? With friends like that...)

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  11. Description of trojan is slashdotted by phoneboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't find out how the gory details of backdooring a computer. Oh well, I guess I'll have to settle for the more traditional form of pr0n.

    -- PhoneBoy

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    1. Re:Description of trojan is slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is VERY good description.

      Link

    2. Re:Description of trojan is slashdotted by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

      You can't find out the gory details of backdooring a computer? Just search google for "Plug and Play" ;) ;)

  12. Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Informative

    A friend of mine recently sent me a funny email he had received, it indicated that Yahoo was bouncing back some emails to him because the receiver couldn't be found. Well, he didn't send any of these messages, but someone had spoofed there REAL NAME into the TO: field. His virus protection software was up-to-date, he didn't know what was going on, then he noticed in outlook the "save password" button no longer worked. Finally today, it's all starting to make sense. Don't know how he got the virus though, he's behind a firewall (NAT router), he doesn't go through much email. I have to guess it's all the porn he surfs.. Anyone else getting bounce backs?

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    1. Re:Happened to a friend by schatten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you just start receiving emails last week?

      Apparently, your name and his name is in the address book, or in an email of an infected computer's system. That system spoofs the From: address, and sends it To: someone else in there. Sometimes you will receive it from friends that do not have it, other times you'll get a kickback saying undeliverable due to a virus that you sent. But... you didn't send it. Instead, you were spoofed as the From: address and the To: was unreachable, thus bouncing back to you.

      Hope this helps.

    2. Re:Happened to a friend by hargettp · · Score: 1

      The bounce backs themselves are probably not legit; I've been seeing a few bounce backs, but my best interpretation of them is that they are spoofed. Just another tactic to get you to read and possibly interact with the e-mail (e.g., click on a link, reply, etc.)

    3. Re:Happened to a friend by slycer9 · · Score: 1, Troll

      o.O

      Explain exactly how being behind a NAT prevents you from getting a virus.

      For that matter...explain how you get a virus by surfing pron.

      Bouncebacks? Most of us have other ways of monitoring our systems for viruses. Like...Running OS X, or Linux...oh I dunno...running regular scans with AV software maybe?

      While you're explaining things...try explaning the difference between 'there' and 'their' chief.

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    4. Re:Happened to a friend by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      I don't think this has anything to do with Outlook. I'm getting return to sender mails to my Yahoo account, too, but I don't have Outlook constantly running or even hooked up to my yahoo address. I think this is just another way to fool the user into clicking on the attachment to see what they apparently sent to the email address that "couldn't be found" Just another trick from those pesky little kiddies out there. I mean, they most likely got your email address off the 'net somewhere and are just spoofing your address on their end. It doesn't mean you have a virus. It just looks that way.

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    5. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Okay, NAT only allows outbound traffic (unless configured otherwise) hense, it would stop inbound scans/virus. Does that explain it for you?

      You get a virus by surfing porn by hitting an infected HTTP server, for example the JS.Exploit virus, HTTP overruns, etc. I can't believe your on slashdot and you don't know that IE can be vulnerable?? wtf?

      "Bouncebacks? Most of us have other ways of monitoring our systems for viruses. Like...Running OS X, or Linux...oh I dunno...running regular scans with AV software maybe?"

      Good for you.. Too bad my friend likes Windows. Too bad all the games he plays are windows only. Too bad his company uses windows, so in order for him to work at home, he needs windows. And as for running the scans with AV, you obviously need to RTFA because it states it's morphing and many AV software DON'T PICK IT UP YET.

      While you're explaining things...try explaning the difference between 'there' and 'their' chief.

      You couldn't figure anything else out on your own, I'll leave this one up to you.. Grammer king.

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    6. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      That probably explains it, thanks man, I never even thought of that! Yes, it did just start happening over the last week..

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    7. Re:Happened to a friend by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      I went through a period last year when I was getting a lot of these. I have a Yahoo mail account and I use a Mac, so it had nothing to do with virii or trojans. The bounces were legit - a spammer had sent out a ton of spam using my address as the return address. Where did he get the address? Could have been from his target list, could have been from the compromised address book of one of my friends...

      The episode really pissed me off. Nothing like having your name go out on the return address of a disgusting porn spam.

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    8. Re:Happened to a friend by schatten · · Score: 1

      your != you are
      your is possessive

      grammer != grammar

      (meant as constructive critisism only)

    9. Re:Happened to a friend by CXI · · Score: 1

      Don't know how he got the virus though

      You have answered your own question already: "then he noticed in Outlook"

    10. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And seeing as you threw the "there" vs "their" debate in, let's beat you up for a while..

      a. I have no idea what PRON is.

      2. Bouncebacks is not a word, it's 2.

      3. Learn how to create proper paragraphs.

      4. "oh I dunno" isn't a sentence, and if it was, you are supposed to capitolize the first letter.

      5. "While you're explaining things" isn't a complete sentence.

      6. Don't write "..." so much, it's the equivilant of writing "ummmm" and "ahhhhh" noises, and it makes you look dumb.

      Bottom line is, don't pick on someones spelling/grammar mistakes unless you know how to construct proper sentences yourself, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD.

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    11. Re:Happened to a friend by Laebshade · · Score: 0
      Don't know how he got the virus though, he's behind a firewall (NAT router), he doesn't go through much email.
      A firewall is a nice start, but it won't keep out the viruses/trojans that exploit Internet Explorer to get into your system. A hardware firewall will also not block outgoing traffic, only most incoming traffic.

      The general public needs several programs on their computers to be protected:

      Antivirus - From any of the following vendors (more the merrier): Norton, Trend Micro, Mcafee, Panda
      Antitrojan - The Cleaner
      Antispyware - Spybot Search & Destroy, Ad-Aware
      Firewall - ZoneAlarm, Blackice Defender
      (search on google for these, I'm too lazy to put the urls in)

      Also needed is to frequently (i.e. weekly) patch Windows, because most exploits are only exploited if a patch is released (ironicly, as someone here on /. pointed out). Keep the programs up-to-date and run them frequently. Remember not to open e-mail attachments. And why keep using Internet Explorer and Outlook Express when you can get a free, open-source web browser and e-mail client like Mozilla Firefox and Thunderbird?

      Or they can go buy a boxed copy of any major linux distribution: Mandrake, SuSE, or Redhat (burning cds would be difficult and the software wouldn't be supported by some vendors, such as SuSE).
    12. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Dude you quoted nothing, I didn't write "Then he noticed in Outlook" anywhere, you just made that up. It has nothing to do with outlook, as a poster just mentioned, it happened to him with Yahoo...

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    13. Re:Happened to a friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're explaining things...try explaning the difference between 'there' and 'their' chief.

      Total grammatical/spelling errors in your post:

      • hense (hence)
      • inbound scans/virus (inbound scans/viruses)
      • ...server, for example... (...server. For example...)
      • your (you're)
      • slashdot (Slashdot)
      • windows (Windows)
      • ...on your own, I'll leave... (...on your own. I'll leave...)
      • grammer king (grammar)

      Nice work there, buddy.

    14. Re:Happened to a friend by tanksalot · · Score: 1

      Happened to a friend? hmmm sure... Dude, its ok. A lot of us look a porn, although you are kinda sick for using Outlook.

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    15. Re:Happened to a friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously my post should be attached to slycer's post, not SOB's.

    16. Re:Happened to a friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      capitolize

      don't pick on someones spelling/grammar mistakes unless you know how to construct proper sentences yourself

      I couldn't agree more.

    17. Re:Happened to a friend by oiarbovnb · · Score: 1
      "While you're explaining things...try explaning the difference between 'there' and 'their' chief."

      I think what you meant was, "While you're explaining things...try explaIning the difference between 'there' and 'their', chief."

      Please note not only the "I" but also the comma. If you're going to be an ass and insult someone's grammar or spelling, at least try and get it right, chief.

    18. Re:Happened to a friend by back_pages · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And I quote:

      then he noticed in outlook the "save password" button no longer worked

      It might not be related to this problem, but using Outlook is probably the fastest way to get a virus short of deliberately installing one. The only exception to that is if you use Outlook in an extremely tight network where all the mail is examined before Outlook gets it's retarded little mitts on it.

      So basically what we're saying is that outside of the context of a trusted corporate network where all mail is thoroughly scanned by the incoming server, Outlook = get virus. Do your friend a favor and have him try Mozilla, Eudora, Netscape, anything but Outlook.

      I've actually been doing a lot of tech support work to pay bills in these economic glory days and if someone tells me that they use Outlook, I won't even bother trying to fix it. I tell them it'll be $50 an hour for probably 12 hours to clean up what Outlook did or for $50 I'll reinstall everything. And honestly, $600 to clean up what Outlook lets in is being very generous.

    19. Re:Happened to a friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'a. I have no idea what PRON is.'

      Surely you know what PRON is; you are playing grammar/spelling nazi. Yeah, yeah, Godwin... Kiss my ass, you know the real score Mr. Capitolize.

    20. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Your correct, it was Outlook Express, same shit different pile.. I doubt I could get everyone to change, but seriously, he doesn't get email from more then 2 people, he never opens attachments (unless they are from me), he doesn't even use his computer very often, which means he should be fairly safe. (He has disabled HTML viewing in outlook)

      I do see your point, it's a good one, unfortuntately getting people to change is always hard..

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    21. Re:Happened to a friend by slycer9 · · Score: 1

      You talked as if being behind NAT was the ultimate solution to AV solutions. It's not. It's not even in the top five.

      The line breaks are more to clarify different points of a post, not to provide paragraph breaks. I think we can ALL agree that a post without a break here and there can be a pain on the eyes, and damned near illegible.

      A type here and there is understandable, I rarely EVER gripe about someone's spelling, but the difference between 'there' and 'their' is pretty damned significant. Most of us type pretty fast, and the aforementioned typos are absolutely understandable. Substituting one word for another however, isn't.

      IE vulnerable? I think most people know that. Too bad there aren't several WELL advertised alternatives that DON'T suffer from those vulnerabilities. You HAVE to run IE if you're on Windows?

      Buttoning up some simple security holes, and using HTTP clients that do not suffer from simple security issues go a LONG way towards supplementing AV solutions that haven't been updated yet.

      The '...' make for a much more effective pause in typed conversation than a ',' does. MUCH more effective than 'ummmm' or 'ahhhh'. I type generally as I speak, at times I take pauses to gather my thoughts or to provide punctuation. ...oh I dunno... was in the midst of a sentence I believe.

      I believe I didn't pick on spelling at all, only word substitution, which is getting worse and worse these days.

      I think you guys missed the point of my post, which is kinda sad. At least most of you guys didn't hide behind AC posts. That's cool at least.

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    22. Re:Happened to a friend by oiarbovnb · · Score: 1
      Apparently people just don't like other people pointing out spelling and/or grammar mistakes (or as you put it "word substitution")...one of my friends is a horrible speller and I call him on it all the time, but in a friendly way.

      Your original post on the other hand, (most of which I didn't understand) first ripped the parent a new a-hole, then on top of that had to comment on their lack of using the correct "thar" (copied from dictionary.com). It was not done in a friendly way. This is probably the reason so many people picked apart your message.

      At least most of you guys didn't hide behind AC posts. That's cool at least.

      Agreed.

    23. Re:Happened to a friend by slycer9 · · Score: 1

      >>Your original post on the other hand, (most of which I didn't understand) first ripped the parent a new a-hol

      Really? Didn't intend that at all really. Not the first time I've been told that tho'.

      Oh well, I admit daily that my people skills suck, thank god for the machines, yes?

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    24. Re:Happened to a friend by moumine · · Score: 1

      I know this SIG, I have one in my cellar SIG 550 / Stgw.90 / Fass 90, same as at least 400'000 other Swiss citizen, so this sig is not really unique. Anyway, the real link should be http://www.sigarms.ch/ (the site is hosted in the Christmas Island strangely?!?)

    25. Re:Happened to a friend by CXI · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've seen RTFM, RTFA and now we have a case of RYOFP. :)

    26. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      "You talked as if being behind NAT was the ultimate solution to AV solutions. It's not. It's not even in the top five.
      "

      No I didn't I just mentioned he was behind a NAT router, that was all. I didn't say anything like it was the end-all for stopping a virus. You replied that it didn't do anything at all, I replied that it did, and I explained why.

      "The line breaks are more to clarify different points of a post, not to provide paragraph breaks. I think we can ALL agree that a post without a break here and there can be a pain on the eyes, and damned near illegible"

      I agree with you. I was attacking you because you attacked me. BTW- I _always_ write "there", it's been an issue for me since grade 5, it's a soft spot for me. Normally my grammar skills are at least average.. :)

      "between 'there' and 'their' is pretty damned significant"

      Not significant enough that my meaning was lost.

      "The '...' make for a much more effective pause in typed conversation than a ',' does. MUCH more effective than 'ummmm' or 'ahhhh'. I type generally as I speak, at times I take pauses to gather my thoughts or to provide punctuation. ...oh I dunno... was in the midst of a sentence I believe."

      Trust me on this point, you need to tone down the "..." it's not professional looking. It also implies thought pauses, which are not needed in writing. You won't find many author's using "...".

      Sorry if I was harsh, but honestly man, I don't think I was worse than you. It's just the worst part of /. are people who go around posting peoples spelling and grammar mistakes. Even professional writers have editors to make sure they didn't make any mistakes, so given the fact this is a discussion board, people should try there best to ignore minor mistakes, and instead use it for what it's for, discussion.

      Truce?

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    27. Re:Happened to a friend by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      FYI- .ch is Switzerland, .cx is Christmas Island.

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  13. anyone else think by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    PhatBot Trojan would be a good name for a hip-hop group?

    1. Re:anyone else think by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a condom to me :)

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    2. Re:anyone else think by kfg · · Score: 1

      Would they wave their backdoors at us?

      KFG

    3. Re:anyone else think by FrostedWheat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, would make a good DJ: PhatBot Slim

    4. Re:anyone else think by StarfishOne · · Score: 0


      The only thing missing is that it isn't saying [ALI G] "Respect" [/ALI G] right now :D

  14. Greets to the DOI!!! by Jim+Ethanol · · Score: 2, Funny

    ### fictional code comment snipet ### "The PhatBot team would like to shout a big thanks to the US Department of Infrastructure for their help in beta testing PhatBot!"

    1. Re:Greets to the DOI!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean the Department of the Interior? 'Cause those are the folks whose machines keep getting quarantined ;)

    2. Re:Greets to the DOI!!! by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Greetings from the DoJ. Please remain where you are. We would like to, as you say, m337 w1T j00.

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  15. Detection/Removal instructions? by rritterson · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm too lazy to go find them myself- so:

    Has anyone come across a removal tool and/or removal instructions? They would be helpful for future reference.

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    1. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by pwroberts · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the article:

      "Manual Removal
      Look for the following registry keys:

      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\R un \Generic Service Process
      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVe rsion\Run Services\Generic Service Process

      The associated binary may be srvhost.exe, svrhost.exe or a variation of the same. Kill the associated process in the Task Manager, then remove the "Generic Service Process" registry key. Remove the executable from the Windows system directory."

    2. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Funny

      Has anyone come across a removal tool and/or removal instructions? They would be helpful for future reference.

      Here is a helpful site. It provides instructions on how to get rid of windows viruses forever. Even ones not yet invented.

    3. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Informative :-P

    4. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      Since it "Attempts to kill instances of MSBlast, Welchia and Sobig.F" just wait for the next revision of any of these and they will probably return the favor.

    5. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by mbrod · · Score: 1

      This may be old but worth a try, from a Phatbot info release on Feb 9th -

      Manual Removal
      Look for the following registry keys:

      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\R un \Generic Service Process
      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVe rsion\Run Services\Generic Service Process

      The associated binary may be srvhost.exe, svrhost.exe or a variation of the same. Kill the associated process in the Task Manager, then remove the "Generic Service Process" registry key. Remove the executable from the Windows system directory.

    6. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run \
      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ Run Services\

      those are also 'mirror'd (kinda) in HKEY_CURRENT_USER and in HKEY_CURRENT_CONFIG

      i check those randomly to see what's starting when i first boot up...

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    7. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by LO0G · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, svchost.exe is the "Generic Host Process for Win32 Services". It's built into windows, and hosts almost all the windows services - if you kill all the svchost processes your chances of being able to use your machine is almost 0.

      Also, svchost.exe is protected by windows file protection. So if you delete it, it'll come right back.

      Those removal instructions are a recipe for user confusion :)

    8. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      remember, when users are moved to Linux from Windows, they do not become de facto smarter.

    9. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      On the third hand (yeah, I flunked biology *S*), the program you're told to look for is not 'svchost.exe', but "srvhost.exe, svrhost.exe or a variation of the same", ie. a non-protected program that tries to hide behind a similar name.

    10. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Vermifax · · Score: 1

      and you don't see how srvhost.exe and svchost.exe are similar?

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    11. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Since it "Attempts to kill instances of MSBlast, Welchia and Sobig.F" just wait for the next revision of any of these and they will probably return the favor.

      Well damn, they're just going to have a regular ol' gang war on our (not my) Windows systems huh? I guess at least if PhatBot tries to kill those 3, and the next revision of one of the 3 tries to kill PhatBot, they can start irradicating themselves and people will have no more than 1 or 2 virii(?) on their system at a time!

      Well, probably not, but it'd be better than our current situation. :)

      -matt

    12. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also it appears that PhatBots Waste-derived listener attaches to port 4387. Probably can use nmap to garner list of potentially infected machines. Something like this should work: nmap -n -p 4387 yournetrange |grep -B3 open| awk {'print $4'}|tr -d \(\)\:|uniq>infected.txt >"Manual Removal >Look for the following registry keys: >HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Ru n >\Generic Service Process >HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Ru n >Services\Generic Service Process >The associated binary may be srvhost.exe, >svrhost.exe or a variation of the same. Kill the >associated process in the Task Manager, then >remove the "Generic Service Process" registry >key. Remove the executable from the Windows >system directory."

    13. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      And if you delete it and it comes back, it unpacks a fresh (read:un0wn3d) copy for you. Maybe it's not such a bad idea. It'd work wonders on any malicious code that had infiltrated that file.

    14. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by LO0G · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. EVERYONE running Windows XP has this file on their system. None of them are infected.

      There isn't an 0wn3d copy on the machine, the instructions are just screwed up.

    15. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by freeefalln · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, if you run a program like PView, that tells you a listing of all running processes, and the location of the file, you'll be able to see which are valid and virus versions.

    16. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by kabloom · · Score: 1

      The instructions are not screwed up. They're exactly as confusing as the virus authors wanted them to be. But only slashdotters remove viruses this way - the rest of the world lets anti-virus software catch it.

    17. Re:Detection/Removal instructions? by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      Since I don't have the virus myself, I'm not able to confirm, but from my understanding of the text, the virus creates a binary with a random, similar name to "svchost.exe" in the hopes that people won't notice the difference, without replacing the original "svchost.exe"

  16. Spammer-Sponsored by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's hard to believe these kind of trojans are not in any way related to spammers.

    Just take a look at the feature list, it probably has more bells and whistles than most of the software out there.

    Is there a way to trace back the master of these trojans and do something about it? Surely these trojans need to do something for their masters at some stage, probably waiting for commands somewhere.

    1. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

      I'll lay odds that it'll connect to an IRC network, wait for commands, and then vegetate.

      This was probably written in retaliation for Foonet getting shut down.

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    2. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by arbitrary+nickname · · Score: 4, Funny

      But with all those features, how big is it? if Microsoft wrote something with all those features it'd probably come on 4 CDs.....

    3. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at the feature list, I see a great deal of things that would interest kiddies in the Warez 'scene' as well, so this need not be restricted just to spammers. Unless a spammer was dabbling in a little bit of nearly every illegal computer activity out there, just setting up a SMTP server would be sufficient for their activity, especially if they just want to set up a zombie, unnoticed by the PC owner, that just sends bulk mail. DameWare, FTP servers, sniffing IRC networks are all things I've seen on compromised systems that were used almost exclusively to upload warez.

    4. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      I'll lay odds that it'll connect to an IRC network, wait for commands, and then vegetate.

      Sounds like a good bet to me. That'll teach all you people who think NATs will save everything. Get a firewall, some AV, and some real security.

    5. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a way to trace back the master of these trojans and do something about it?

      You might try a honeypot set up to look like a trojaned box and watch who connects, theres no guarantee it isn't just some random script kiddie who downloaded a 'l33t 0wnz0r 5pl01t!!!111' as oppose to the originator.

    6. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by aoe2bug · · Score: 0

      Yes, but thats because 3 cds would be the EULA.

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    7. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      Is there a way to trace back the master of these trojans and do something about it? Surely these trojans need to do something for their masters at some stage, probably waiting for commands somewhere.

      Actually, there is a way. The German computer magazine c't had a story a few weeks ago (not aviable online) about a CS student who found out pretty much about a virus author. He disassembled the code, found an IRC channel hardcoded in the virus and then contactet those guys, pretending being interested in renting spambots.
      At some point, he asked c't for asistance. After some more investigation, they gave all the acquired data to Scotland Yard. The virus author was arrested.

      As it seems, virus authors aren't that smart and make mistakes because of their greed. So there is hope to catch a few more of'em...

    8. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by EddWo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The whole point of the story is that what makes this special is that it doesn't use irc, it uses peer-to-peer based on nullsofts WASTE. The trojans register their location on various gnutella cacheing servers. There is a master password used to contol the trojan bots that is compared to one contained md5'ed in the trojan code. To take control of the network of trojans you need to use a WASTE client to find the nearest infected machine and enter the password to issue commands.

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    9. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Aren't there already simulation programs which emulate these conversations and clutter up the comm links with fake machines?

    10. Re:Spammer-Sponsored by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Wow, you just described an interesting sequel idea for a movie which would have to star Johnny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie of course.

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  17. Re:Windows ... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Cause Apple want to keep things simple for their maintenance programmers. If it only runs on Apple hardware, they don't have many setups to test against.

  18. Still Countergrabbable by nweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The authors are getting better at designing control networks, but all it will take is one grayhat with an infected node to watch a command being executed and use that information to take out the entire botnet.

    Too bad it would be both grossly illegal and probably disruptive, because it would be a great favor to the rest of the net, to counter these botnets and squish-them into oblivion (at least this generation, until the attackers learn how to do authentication of commands correctly).

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    1. Re:Still Countergrabbable by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2

      Too bad it would be both grossly illegal and probably disruptive, because it would be a great favor to the rest of the net, to counter these botnets and squish-them into oblivion (at least this generation, until the attackers learn how to do authentication of commands correctly).

      The bot requires a a user/pass in order to execute a command. Only the MD5 of this password is stored within the bot.......

      I was going to ask what's wrong with this but typing this message made me understand: the password travels as cleartext across the network.

      A proper way to do this would be to intersting to devise. I imagine you'd need public/private key crypto and some sort of id system for either commands, bots or both.

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    2. Re:Still Countergrabbable by JohnsonWax · · Score: 1

      Yeah, squishgin Microsoft into oblivion would be both grossly illegal and probably distruptive, and would be a great favor to the rest of the net but I'm not convinced the negatives outweigh the positives here...

      Seriously, what's scary is that it appears the economics are still far in the favor of the virus/trojan/worm writers. There's just not enough money pouring directly into security realtive to what's pouring into breaking it.

    3. Re:Still Countergrabbable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but all it will take is one grayhat with an infected node to watch a command being executed and use that information to take out the entire botnet"

      That grayhat turned into a blackhat. The best way for evil to spread is to have good men do nothing. I suppose you think it would be ok to let someone to eat cyanide, because that would be a benefit to the entire race.

      The reality is that stupidity is yet another factor in the failure eqation.Merely saying it is stupid won't make people unstupid.

    4. Re:Still Countergrabbable by necrognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Imagine a "tamper-resistant" botnet that self-heals by DDOSing a greyhat who tries to tamper with the bots...

      It's only a matter of time.

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      Let's get drunk and delete production data!
    5. Re:Still Countergrabbable by kabloom · · Score: 1

      This is a *nasty* one. It's probably in our interests to put effort into dictionary-attacking the password on this. (In addition to snooping it)

  19. Re:Jesus. by rritterson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No it doesn't. WTH are you talking about? All it merely does it combine attacks against all known security flaws into a single package. It is also a trojan horse meaning that it uses user idiocy to get itself installed.

    Hmm... I suppose user idiocy is a flaw that Windows has that Linux doesn't.

    Okay, I see your point.

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    -Ryan
    AUWYHSTOT (Acronyms are Useless When You Have to Spell Them Out Too)
  20. google cash of description by adamshelley · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:google cash of description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cache

      cache

      It's even got the word spelled right in the link you posted, ffs.

      WTF is the matter with you people? Why bother using any spelling rules at all if you can't even keep track of simple stuff like this?

      Hoaudfsh aods adshf ertr k mbvn hngd? May as well..

    2. Re:google cash of description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cache, you douche.

    3. Re:google cash of description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did someone say cash? I'm RICH!

    4. Re:google cash of description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean doosh?

  21. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh, not sure what the point of your post was. But this is NOT a windows EXPLOIT at ALL.

    It spreads through peer to peer apps, does not use windows expliots. This virus has nothing to do with windows security at all, but the retardedness of its users.

  22. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, because as we all know, Slashdot is such a hotbed of pro-Windows zealotry.

    Idiot.

  23. Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by beacher · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Extract Windows product keys
    2) ???^H^H^H Email software keys to software@bsa.net and tell them that you think your employer is not running legitimate software. Include a paypal link for the reward
    3) Profit

    This bot looks NASTY.
    -B

    1. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by prockcore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      that's pretty ingenius.

      The quickest way to get people to take viruses seriously is to write a virus that reports all their pirated software.

      Most people don't care if their computer has a virus, but once a virus can bust them for all their illegal software, people will wise up in a hurry.

    2. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by Free_Meson · · Score: 1

      That greatly reduces the (already low) incentive of software companies to rapidly patch their vulnerabilities, though. MSFT does a horrible job already -- do you think they'd provide a more secure environment if an insecure environment told their lawyers who to sue?

    3. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legit companies can't do it for obvious reason. Black hats will not do it because if everyone takes virii seriously and install firewalls, delets mail attachments, etc., then they can't take advantage of security holes. That leaves white hats. But, writing virus that damages people's reputation is not something that white hats do, isn't it?

    4. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ::: Legit companies can't do it for obvious reason. Black hats will not do it because if everyone takes virii seriously and install firewalls, delets mail attachments, etc., then they can't take advantage of security holes. That leaves white hats. But, writing virus that damages people's reputation is not something that white hats do, isn't it?:::

      I think you're oversimplifying. There's no "this guy is black hat, and that guy is straight white hat". Even white hats disagree on what's acceptable sometimes... it's not like there is an Official Bible of Heavenly Hackerdom describing the different ranks of the hacker angelic host. I mean, some things are obvious no-no's like selling downloaded prototype docs on eBay, but not everything is pure black and white.

      What I'm saying is I think it's entirely conceivable that someone who has a bit of a vigilante tendency could view such a trojan/worm as helping law enforcement or copyright holders. I mean, seriously, whoever wrote welchia probably fancied himself a white hat (or if not, at least not a black hat). Not saying I agree or disagree beause I'm not even 100% sure myself on that one, but there are probably as many different "fits" for "white hats" as there are people who want to wear them.

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    5. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by prockcore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I'm saying is I think it's entirely conceivable that someone who has a bit of a vigilante tendency could view such a trojan/worm as helping law enforcement or copyright holders.

      Not only conceivable, but it has already happened.

      "Reports on US news site CNET News.com explain that an anonymous hacker, known only as Unknownuser, planted a malicious Trojan horse, Subseven, on the computer of William Jarrett, a visitor to an internet message board. The hacker then used this Trojan to remotely search Jarrett's computer for pornographic downloads and followed up by sending tip offs to the FBI."

      http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/articles/blindey e. html

    6. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, there goes my Insightful mod you bastard.

      Posted AC to != karma whore

    7. Re:Want to statr the revolution in a hurry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That also leaves script-kiddies, who do things because they can, not because there's money to be made.

  24. Related links and info by DR+SoB · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is also known as the "Agobot"

    http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=tech& ca t=hackers_and_crackers

    http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/agobot_fo.shtml

    Detailed Description

    First of all, this new variant has 'Phatbot3' identifier and there are a few 'phat' string in its body. This may indicate that this version was not made by the original Agobot backdoor author, who calls himself TheAgo, but by a different person/group who got the source code of this backdoor.

    The backdoor's file is a PE executable 115738 bytes long compressed with PE-Diminisher file compressor. The unpacked file's size is over 245 kilobytes.

    Installation to system

    The Agobot.FO backdoor copies itself as NVCHIP4.EXE file to Windows System folder and creates startup keys for this file in System Registry:
    [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curren tVersion\Ru n]
    "nVidia Chip4" = "nvchip4.exe"
    [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Cu rrentVersion\Ru nServices]
    "nVidia Chip4" = "nvchip4.exe"

    This allows the backdoor's file to start with every Windows session. On Windows NT-based systems the backdoor can start as a service.
    Scanning for vulnerable computers

    The backdoor can scan subnets for exploitable computers and send a list of their IPs to the bot operator. The scan is performed on ports 80, 135 and 445 for RPC/DCOM (MS03-026), RPC/Locator (MS03-001) and WebDAV (MS03-007) vulnerabilities. The backdoor can also scan for computers infected with MyDoom worm (port 3127), Bagle worm (port 2745) and also for computers where DameWare remote system management software is installed (port 6129).

    Performing a DDoS attack
    The backdoor can perform the following types of DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attacks:
    * HTTP flood * SYN flood * UDP flood * ICMP flood
    When performing a DDoS attack, the backdoor uses 33 unique client identifiers including Mozilla, Wget, Scooter, Webcrawler and Google bot.

    The backdoor sends 256000 bytes of random data to the following websites and checks the response times:
    www.schlund.net
    www.utwente.nl
    www.xo.net
    www.stanford.edu
    www.lib.nthu.edu.tw
    www.st.lib.keio.ac.jp

    Collecting e-mail addresses
    The bot can harvest e-mail addresses. It has the functionality to read user's Address Book and send the list of e-mail addresses to the bot operator.

    Obtainint Registry info
    The backdoor has the functionality to obtain System Registry info from an infected computer. This is a new feature for Agobot backdoor. Information obtained from the Registry can give a hacker a full overview of an infected system.

    Spreading to local network
    Agobot backdoor can scan computers on local network and copy itself there. The scan is initiated by a remote hacker. When spreading to local network, Agobot.FO probes the following shares:
    admin$ c$ d$ e$ print$ c

    Agobot.FO tries to connect using the following account names:
    (SEE LINKS AT TOP FOR INFORMATION)

    When connecting, Agobot.FO uses the following passwords:
    (SEE LINKS AT TOP FOR DETAILS)

    If the worm succeeds connecting to the above listed shares, it copies itself to a remote share and attempts to start that file as a service. The alternative way of infecting a remote host is to create a scheduled task on a remote computer that will start the backdoor's file.

    Teminating processes of security and anti-virus programs
    Agobot.FO has a huge list of process file names hardcoded in its body. The backdoor tries to terminate processes that have the following names:
    (NAMES REMOVED SO POST WOULD WORK, FOLLOW LINKS AT TOP)

    This functionality allows the backdoor to successfully disable anti-virus and security software that can not detect this backdoor before it's file is started. In most cases special tools are required to clean a computer infected with this backdoor.

    Additionally the

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    1. Re:Related links and info by Neophytus · · Score: 1

      Now that is a familiar name. I once accedentally joined (and for whatever reason didnt leave) an irc channel where agobot was being used and updated on about 60 users. Perhaps this was a beta testing of the worm, but it was still trying to actively infect users back in October '03. At the time I submitted that exe to symantec and it was promptly included in the next defs.

  25. Finally... by Mr.+Certainly · · Score: 0

    Finally, a good method to keep people from breaking copyright laws. Infect and trojan those who break the law, impact the rest of the economy, and you'll ruffle enough feathers to bring down the whole house of cards. Now the average business will begin to see that breaking copyright law on computers is more than just a localized problem within the "Media" of movies and music. Kudos to whoever created this Trojan.

  26. Lucky me by mixtape5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is installed maliciously on broadband-connected computers...
    who knew that dial up internet was a form of virus protection? I dont feel so bad anymore!


    --
    WoW: Scheod 70 orc warlock on Shadowmoon
    1. Re:Lucky me by hkfczrqj · · Score: 1

      In a world where a TCP protocol is faster than DSL (or, for an analogy, a car is faster than a racetrack), the fact that dial-up is a form of virus protection makes perfect sense...

  27. Spamers spaming the spamers? by Auroness · · Score: 1
    The majority of the infections appeared to come from home user broadband connections and from colleges and universities in the United States and the Asia-Pacific region, he said. ... As a result, he said, Phatbot-infected PCs will more likely be used as highly effective spamming machines.

    Okay, so that guy who likes to get spam is responsible for spreading even more spam. I'm sure he is happy, but the rest of us wish he would really stop it already!!

  28. virus news = spam by erikdotla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see where you're coming from here. However, there's other considerations. Some of us must operate Windows boxes, so we must deal with it.

    Obviously the "security-by-news-alert" method of keeping your systems secure is stupid. We must still update our AVs and Spy cleaners and run them regularly. If we do that, we'll get almost every virus and spyware and never have to worry.

    But some of like to know what the virus writers are doing. Trends in the virus business, as they evolve.

    Some of us may have firewalls that we might wish to alter based on major recent virus activity. I'm sure the Blaster variants caused several admins to alter the RPC port configuration of their firewalls.

    Isn't it better to be proactive rather than reacting to a virus-based DOS?

    I agree, of course, that people shouldn't email their buddies "OMG VIRUS ALERT!!!111one!!11" as we are able to keep up on virus news ourselves. We don't need these emails.

    The value of Slashdot posting a breaking story about a virus is early-warning in the event that we're sitting around reading Slashdot instead of doing our jobs and monitoring the other virus news systems. :)

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    # Erik
    1. Re:virus news = spam by slycer9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make a lot of good points, and I generally agree with what you've said...however...and no disrespect intended to /.

      But anyone who uses THIS SITE, as their 'early warning virus system', is already in serious trouble.

      There's plenty other sites that specialize in early warning, and they do a far better job than /. does, although /. reports the news far better than they do.

      Specialized tools for specialized jobs.

      --
      Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.
    2. Re:virus news = spam by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      Slashdot is not the best virus alert source, maybe, but I would not discard so easily being informed by this kind of alerts.

      Still remember when I received the first Nimda virus, 40 minutes after the first report. Times could be lower, and still the antivirus company must add the detection/cleaning of this virus to its product, and of course, you dont update signatures every 5 minutes or so. Having any kind of early warning is very useful sometimes.

      Also, you must consider that sometimes have secured the doors but not often the internal computers (mail gateways, proxies, etc), where users are very creatives disabling programs, and most virus do the same. A worm/virus/trojan could had come in while the antivirus still don't detect it, disabling the antivirus if there was one, and with luck you can detect that by the collateral damage/effects it have.

    3. Re:virus news = spam by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the factor of this story which made it Newsworthy for Nerds was not the existance of the virus, but rather its novel method of conveyance, the apparent complexity of its API, and the level of sophistication it displays. We are interested in that kind of thing.

      There are DOZENS of new viruses and variants discovered every month. Slashdot only reports the ones we might find interesting, the ones that are really nasty, for one reason or another. That's why for a complete list of viruses to watch out for, you'd check out Symantec and others. For the "gee that's scary, let's bash Microsoft" list, you check /.

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      Hey freaks: now you're ju
  29. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And as you've so obviously thoroughly RTFA's you will no doubt be able to tell us all what new flaw(s) this exploits?

  30. Lurhq slashdotted by myownkidney · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's an alternate link I am looking for removal instructions. BRB.

  31. Trojans and the like by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1
    Well anti-virus and firewalls be damned. It ain't called a trojan for nothing.

    Why run these apps if you continue to download questionable material?
    That defeats the purpose.
    The thought runs through your head "oh I have anitvirus or I am running ZoneAlarm nothing can get to me".

    Well news flash REGARDLESS THE OS, AND HARDWARE/SOFTWARE FIREWALLS just by being able to get your pr0n on at 2AM is all the chance an attacker needs.

    • Unplug
    lighten up and spend time with your family. Life is too short to worry about infection of an inanimate object.

    If they want to hack my home pc great, if they can.

    They want to destroy my computer so I have to reinstall, fine with me. I have all the disks.

    I say this, I will live in fear of no man, nor group. *Save the Bush Administration*

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    1. Re:Trojans and the like by Muddie · · Score: 1

      I say this, I will live in fear of no man, nor group. *Save the Bush Administration*

      Don't you mean, Save *for* the Bush Administration? ;-)

    2. Re:Trojans and the like by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not a trojan - the article uses the wrong word. It's really a worm since it spreads through use of security exploits, not through user intervention.

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    3. Re:Trojans and the like by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      No I meant save them. Cause they are leading the US to hell.

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    4. Re:Trojans and the like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lighten up and spend time with your family. Life is too short to worry about infection of an inanimate object.

      Hey! Don't talk about my computer like that! She is not an inanimate object.

    5. Re:Trojans and the like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Life is too short to worry about infection of an inanimate object. If they want to hack my home pc great, if they can.


      If that's your attitude, get the fuck off the Internet. People who take care of their systems don't need another spam-spewing, ddos'ing, unmaintained PC added to the cesspool of bandwidth-wasting crap that's out there now.

    6. Re:Trojans and the like by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      In the virus industry, it would be classified as a trojan because it requires remote intervention to do anything. It should be classified as a worm/backdoor since it only uses automated remote infection techniques.

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    7. Re:Trojans and the like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... you ARE a super hero??

    8. Re:Trojans and the like by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't zone alarm actually catch this one? (i.e. it would prompt the user that the executable they just ran wants to connect to the internet)

    9. Re:Trojans and the like by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Yeah! I have CmdrTaco's powers. I am NETMAN. Able to crash any hardware or software I physically touch. Oh wait, nevermind I forgot Windows does that for us.

      "Super Hero, will work for food!"

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    10. Re:Trojans and the like by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      YUP, that's my attitude. And let me tell you any one of my machines would be the last one to be a zombie box for some dumbshite to use for a DDoS attack, or to spread worms. I watch my computers closely, I don't trust a half-ass coded program to do it for me.

      When in doubt toss it out. If you don't know what the program does, don't install it. I use regmon when installing new software. I wanna know what gets installed by that exe.

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  32. The power of viruses by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have a client who sends out an aviation newsletter, with a list size in the tens of thousands. They have their own dedicated mail server, running RH Linux that I set up for them. Email is virus filtered with MailScanner and f-prot.

    No complaints for months. And then, I add a new account to the mail server and restart sendmail.

    Within a few hours, I got complaints that the volume of email had at least tripled, and that *all* of the increase were viruses, being caught by McAffee! So bad it was difficult to simply empty out the inbox from all the popup notices of virus detection!

    Turns out when I restarted sendmail, I didn't restart MailScanner, so it was not running, letting everything through.

    Very sobering, to realize how bad viruses online have gotten...

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    1. Re:The power of viruses by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Within a few hours, I got complaints that the volume of email had at least tripled, and that *all* of the increase were viruses, being caught by McAffee! [...] Very sobering, to realize how bad viruses online have gotten.

      I have to wonder how much bandwidth could be saved simply by ISPs disconnecting infected and vulnerable computers until the holes are fixed and the viruses are wiped out. Heck, the ISP could send a CD with the latest Windows Update patches and free virus-removal tools to get around the problem of patches and most tools being available only... online. If that much crap is getting through, it must add up to some serious costs for backbone providers and ISPs having to deal with eternally shrinking bandwidth available for standard use vs. worm and trojan propagation.

      --

      Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    2. Re:The power of viruses by thedillybar · · Score: 4, Funny
      Very sobering, to realize how bad viruses online have gotten...

      Oh good...I'm not the only one that restarts sendmail when I'm drunk...

    3. Re:The power of viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Funny, I've never had to restart the MTA when adding users. I'm using qmail now, but when I ran sendmail I didn't have to do it either. Me thinks you are trolling for karma.

    4. Re:The power of viruses by gamma+male · · Score: 1

      Alternately, instead of completely cutting off the infected machine, configure the firewall/router to redirect everything to a server which listens on 22, 23, 25 and 80 and all of the non-80 open ports will say "look at http://machine/" and then close the port and have instructions and mirrors on the webserver with the updates and instructions of how to get rid of the virus which the ISP detected they had. This way, the user can (in theory) be back online in minutes or hours, as opposed to waiting a few days for a current CD to be mailed back, while at the same time they're not going to get a bill from their upstream providers.

    5. Re:The power of viruses by cspenn · · Score: 1

      You don't procmail in front of delivery to filter out executables?

  33. between 1 million and 2 million computers... by Unnngh! · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...giving the RIAA another 1 to 2 million people to sue for--something...it is P2P after all;)

  34. Re:Jesus. by Unkle · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, but my favorite resolution to an issue our testing department reports is "Problem lies between Keyboard and Chair".

    Another one of my favorite sayings that has come out of our testing department is "You just can't fix stupid".

    --
    Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
  35. For a mainframe version... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

    How long before someone bootstraps a distributed Artificial life simulator to their virus and then we all watch in amazement as the first AI evolves and owns all our computers. This could never happen though...right?

    For a mainframe version of the story see _The Adolescence of P1_.

    (I'd dig up an Amazon link but I'm busy right now.)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:For a mainframe version... by Phexro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jesus god, Amazon needs to partner with Google. Searching for that title got me several search results, including:

      * 'The Phallus Palace: Female to Male Transsexuals'
      * 'Clinical Neurology: A Modern Approach (Paper)'
      * 'The World Almanac and Book of Facts 2004'
      * 'When Girls Feel Fat: Helping Girls Through Adolescence'
      * 'Principles of Frontal Lobe Function'

      Whoever coded their search engine could use some advice from that last title.

      Here's the correct link.

    2. Re:For a mainframe version... by craters · · Score: 1

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671 559702/103-0903266-1328647?v=glance

      I read it in the 80s while I was still in my teens. Good book IIRC.

    3. Re:For a mainframe version... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Life's a batch, and then you die, right?

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    4. Re:For a mainframe version... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      Yup, TAOP1 is indeed a totally awesome geek book and a must read. Indeed, it is considered a definitive work of cyber culture.

      The Cyberpunk Reading List

      Sadly, I was unable to find any reference to the book on Amazon's increasing lame site. (03/17/04)
      --
      Words to men, as air to birds.
    5. Re:For a mainframe version... by rgmoore · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only because Amazon is far too literal. If you search for The Adolescence of P1 on Amazon, you get all of that drek at the top of your search, but if you search for The Adolescence of P-1 (which is the correct spelling of the title) the right book is the top match. Google also give the correct page on Amazon when given the correct spelling, and it manages to get it in the top 10 when given the incorrectly spelled version. Given that Google is searching the whole web and not just Amazon, I'd say that Google wins that one handily.

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      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    6. Re:For a mainframe version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Google also give the correct page on Amazon when given the correct spelling, and it manages to get it in the top 10 when given the incorrectly spelled version.

      It's even more impressive than that - the book is the second link it turns up if you restrict the search to the Amazon.com website. The first is an Amazon search for the title.

  36. nowhere to run by segment · · Score: 3, Interesting


    NANOG this past week has had to deal with "h4r 3y3 j4m an 3fnet p4ck3tm0nk3y" bs. What I don't understand is how some people download and install something without checking exactly what it is. Look at the spyware situation: "Click here for a free weather clock" It should be obvious that there is no such thing as free. Everything has some form of price. What I find most alarming, is that most corporations - Symantec, Network Associates, and the major Windows based antivirus makers including Microsoft who has not got there act togeter - unleash errata of mass destruction. "Buy this patch/firewall/antivirus foo foo foo product to protect you now!" Why not release some Macromedia Flash like tutorial along with their products to educate users about the dangers of downloading unnecessary 'tools/products/virtuagirls/etc' and how to protect themselves from these thing... I'm willing to bet if some company did something like this, most of these annoyances would drop big time

    1. Re:nowhere to run by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      It should be obvious that there is no such thing as free.

      So maybe they have advertisements while you're reading the forecast? Nothing says it has to include spyware.

      By your logic, Slashdot probably installs spyware on our machines too!

    2. Re:nowhere to run by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

      Wwwwhat ?!? You're telling me that virtuagirls are dangerous too??? :O I was soo close to ehmm.. -nevermind- ^_^ j/k ;)

    3. Re:nowhere to run by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Most of this stuff is coming in xp sp2.

      It asks you to enable automatic patching on first boot, has a firewall that is on by default and blocks nearly everything.
      It checks if you are running a virus scanner and suggest where to get one if you arn't.
      It warns you before opening or downloading any kind of file that is potentially dangerous.
      It pops up firewall dialogs when a program tries to open a connection with a warning and where you can choose to block it or "I agree to allow this despite the risk".
      It allows you to block the installation of activex extensions and has a popup blocker built into IE.
      Outlook express does not download images or content in html email.

      Shame so many people are still using Windows 98.

      --
      "Taligent is still pure vapor. Maybe they'll be the last who jumps up on Openstep... "
    4. Re:nowhere to run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be obvious that there is no such thing as free.

      Ever heard of GNU?

  37. Not the only way by Theatetus · · Score: 1
    Sadly the only way of implementing this with any confidence is a "trusted computing platform" sort of approach.

    Well I don't know about that being the only way. When you install the security software, you do some sort of checksum on the executable file. This checksum gets put on some sort of write-once medium (PROM, etc.) and validated when the software is loaded into memory. Now, admittedly there could be malicious alteration of the validation process, but for that matter the same thing applies to trusted computing.

    --
    All's true that is mistrusted
  38. Re:Jesus. by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 1

    No, it settles nothing.

    Linux has flaws, Windows has flaws. I'd say both about equal if you keep up with Security news.

    MS has the market share and on desktops likely to be infected it's around 100:1, therefore it's worth a trojan writer's time to infect Windows, as it can do a job for them and earn them $$/kudos from peers/personal fun at watching the media.

    Anyone with a little nous could write a Linux trojan right now, but I doubt the 10 machines it'd infect before coming across windows machines that it -cannot- infect would be a concern to anyone.

  39. Mirror by httptech · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's a mirror of my analysis:

    http://www.joestewart.org/phatbot.html

    -Joe

    1. Re:Mirror by GoNINzo · · Score: 1
      If you don't mind, do you know a listing of the URL's for the gnutella caches it is using? By watching those, we might be able to track where it's popping up, contact the ISP's involved, and track the overall spread of the virus?

      Anyway, just a thought.

      --
      Gonzo Granzeau
      "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
    2. Re:Mirror by httptech · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Gnutella cache servers for Phatbot are:

      http://www.d.umn.edu/~shar0213/gcache.php
      http: //tv2knet.basm.be/gcache.php
      http://gwebcache.h45 h.com/gwcii.php
      http://gwc.gwc.niet.net/gwc/gcach e.cgi
      http://www.rodage.net/gnetcache/gcache.php
      http://www.blackfedora.com/gcache/perlgcache.cgi
      http://g2wc.markushenn.de/gwcii.php
      http://www.c ommontology.de/andreas/gwebcache/gcach e.php
      http://www.edazzle.net/gerry/gerry2.asp
      ht tp://bobsmith.kicks-ass.org/gwebcache/gcache.php
      http://www.xolox.nl/gwebcache/default.asp
      http: //mikama.host.sk/gcache.php

      Look for hosts using port 4387, pretending to be GNUT clients.

      -Joe

    3. Re:Mirror by GoNINzo · · Score: 1
      Cool, I had found most of them except the last one. The last one has several of the bots running on it. It seems that shaw cable was infected in a couple areas, so I dropped them an abuse email to warn them of it.

      You should include this information in the next version of your document!

      --
      Gonzo Granzeau
      "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  40. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, and trolls like you ruin slashdot, you're just asking for a flame war and more karma points.

    Go away.

  41. User stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't everyone getting really tired of hearing about trojans and viruses which are activated and/or spread by the user running the wrong thing? The truth: people are idiots. If things like this weren't so damaging to the internet as a whole, I would say "those people deserve to learn the hard way". Too bad that attitude doesn't work, since the mistakes of some affect many.

    1. Re:User stupidity? by Akai · · Score: 1

      The ones that blow me away are the one where somebody has to save the .ZIP or .RAR attachement, unzip/unrar it with a password specified in the email, and then run something. Seriously, how freakin stupid to you have to be to blindly do that.

      --
      Please send all UCE to scally@devolution.com so I can f
  42. i copied for mirror by g0bshiTe · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://ahmonra.port5.com/phatbot.html

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  43. Re:Jesus. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Some current Windows viruses send an executable in a passworded zip file (to bypass scanners). The idiot has to click on the attachment, type in a password, and click on the executable to be infected. And they probably have to be logged in as the admin to do it. This works in a depressingly large number of cases.

    I really wish all those idiots would switch to Linux, right now!

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  44. Discovered in 2002, added a year later. Go McAfee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. So... by cow_licker · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to a free program to remove such a worm?

    --
    $_='while(read+STDIN,$_,2048){$a=29;$b=73;$c=142;$ t=255;@t=map{$_%16or$t^=$c^=($m=(11,10,116,100,
    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      www.mandrake.com
      follow the links to download the ISO's and simply follow the steps after rebooting from disc 1.

      you will now be 100% immune from any current and future microsoft compatable virus.

    2. Re:So... by cow_licker · · Score: 1

      Clever. But I don't think everyone has the luxury to run whatever OS they want to.

      --
      $_='while(read+STDIN,$_,2048){$a=29;$b=73;$c=142;$ t=255;@t=map{$_%16or$t^=$c^=($m=(11,10,116,100,
    3. Re:So... by denks · · Score: 1
      you will now be 100% immune from any current and future microsoft compatable virus

      You will also be immune from microsoft compatible applications / games.

      And the purpose of buying the PC was?

      --

      I am Monkey, the Great Sage, equal of heaven!
  46. Have no fear! by rixstep · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have heard from very reliable sources that there is absolutely no reason to panic. Microsoft are, as per usual, working on a patch for this Phatbot. Microsoft take computer security very seriously, as you all know. There are no flaws in Windows system architecture or any of the programs running under Windows - it's just the prevalence of Windows that does it. Microsoft and Windows are copyright Microsoft Corporation Redmond Washington USA.

    1. Re:Have no fear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are no americans in bagdad! we will crush the infedels and drive them from out holy lands!

      hmmm haven't I heard these words before?

  47. Who's stupider?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's stupider? The man that can troll the trolls, or the troll that bites it?

    YHBT. HAND. THX.

    -FK

    1. Re:Who's stupider?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, dude, "trolling the trolls" is *so* overrated. Look at what it got Vladinator Lockwood into. He's the laughingstock of the Internet. Look at trolltalk or K5 for evidence.

  48. Interesting that by Doofus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it interesting that I submitted this story shortly after 0900 EST in an effort to get the word out to /. readers, but it was rejected.

    Was I wrong to consider using /. as an effective way to communicate issues like this to the technical community, or am I just bitching because my story was rejected?

    Good luck everyone out there who should be checking/cleaning your systems -

    --
    If the Government becomes a lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; ... it invites anarchy. - Brandeis
    1. Re:Interesting that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Score:3, Interesting?

      Who the hell wants to read this comment? Sure, maybe his post should've been accepted. BUT WHO CARES?

      And yes, you are wrong to troll about it. It happens ALL THE TIME.

    2. Re:Interesting that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Give it up. There is no logic as to how or which stories get accepted. Ask some stupid question and it gets through to "ask slashdot". Post some technical geek oriented stuff (which is what this site is supposed to be) and it gets rejected.

    3. Re:Interesting that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't surprise me. I guess it's hit or miss. In the many years I've submitted stories I've never had one accepted. I stopped submitting a long time ago.

      Kuro5hin is probably a better place to get your stuff out there. Often to a more intelligent community as well.

    4. Re:Interesting that by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

      Been there, rejected, too.

  49. AV companies have no info by irenetheno · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've checked McAfee, Symantec, Sophos, and F-Secure.

    F-Secure (an 'expert' in the article) has no listing for Phatbot.

    1. Re:AV companies have no info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do now.

      SOURCE

  50. On the Positive Side by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the positive side, it looks like this thing whacks any competing virus it finds on your computer. So if you have a bunch of sneaky little programs on your computer, all you have to do is "install" this program, then remove it. It's like letting a wild cat loose in a house full of mice, then catching the cat.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    1. Re:On the Positive Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this virus simply kills the 'competition' to make the luser of the infected PC less suspicious.

    2. Re:On the Positive Side by ozbird · · Score: 1

      It's like letting a wild cat loose in a house full of mice, then catching the cat.

      The problem is, the wild cat sprays your walls and furniture, uses your curtains and carpet as a scratching post, and leaves "calling cards" in your shoes. Sure, the house is free from mice, but it will take considerable effort to get the house back the way it was - and you never know for sure if there's another surprise waiting for you in the cupboard...

    3. Re:On the Positive Side by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      t looks like this thing whacks any competing virus it finds on your computer. So if you have a bunch of sneaky little programs on your computer, all you have to do is "install" this program, then remove it. It's like letting a wild cat loose in a house full of mice, then catching the cat.

      Somebody want to strip out the nasty bits, and sell it Microsoft?

    4. Re:On the Positive Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein didn't believe in "God".
      See here

    5. Re:On the Positive Side by Nimey · · Score: 1
      Newton, Galileo, Kepler, Dirac, Faraday, Planck, Kelvin, Maxwell and Einstein believed in God. So do I.
      I realize it's bad form to reply to someone's sig, but you're arguing by /authority/. Even the best minds may be wrong.
      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    6. Re:On the Positive Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newton, Galileo, Kepler, Dirac, Faraday, Planck, Kelvin, Maxwell and Einstein believed in God. So do I.

      Douglas Adams didn't. Neither do I.
      --
      LPetrazickis
      Is this a sigs optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if it is.

  51. How about a virus that educates users? by leereyno · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about a virus that does nothing but try to spread as far and wide as possible without doing anything malicious. Then, after a pre-determined ammount of time it would announce its presence to the luser and provide both instructions for its removal and common sense advice on how to avoid being infected by viri in the first place.

    Viruses spread due to stupidity, ignorance, and laziness on the part of users. A virus like this MIGHT help with the ignorance part.

    Now please don't think I'm advising anyone to go out and write such a thing, I'm only saying that I think the idea would be interesting.

    I think it would also be interesting to hunt down the creators of malicious viruses and have them drawn and quartered, preferably on live TV. Next their parents should be beat within an inch of their lives for not raising them right in the first place.

    Lee

    --
    Muslim community leaders warn of backlash from tomorrow morning's terrorist attack.
    1. Re:How about a virus that educates users? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about a virus that does nothing but try to spread as far and wide as possible without doing anything malicious. Then, after a pre-determined ammount of time it would announce its presence to the luser and provide both instructions for its removal and common sense advice on how to avoid being infected by viri in the first place.

      Interesting, yes. But, unfortunately, its delivery to the user wouldn't differ significantly from the endless popups proclaiming "Your PC is broadcasting its address!!!!" Very hard to tell the valid from the evil to the unwashed.

      Later, one of the little kiddies will take it apart, insert some small malicious thing, and send it on its way again.

    2. Re:How about a virus that educates users? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      been there done that..

      I wrote a email "virus" that simply made everyone think their hard drive was being erased andthen emailed it to all my users here at work and waited for the calls.. even after the "scare" I sent a second "virus" that silently wrote the username of the person that opened it to a file on the server... guess what... the damned sheep still did everything as normal...

      you cant, educate most people. once they have a "way" of doing something it's like pulling teeth to get them to change...

      hell we had people bitch for 2 months about the change in the color of the office pencil supply.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    3. Re:How about a virus that educates users? by spood · · Score: 1

      So you're the SA (I'm assuming) and you sent a message to your users, but then expected them not to open the attachments? If the people can't trust their SA not to send them viruses, I think we're in bigger trouble than we thought.

      I know you were just making a joke, and I realize people's default behavior should not be just to open whatever they get, regardless of who sent it. However, I don't think your test was necessarily very fair.

      --
      ---- Just another spud server.
    4. Re:How about a virus that educates users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you work? It sounds like it's Dilbert land. Do they have company T-Shirts too?

    5. Re:How about a virus that educates users? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      no I sent the email from a yahoo.com account I made specifically for the "test".

      the second Email was sent from a hotmail account.

      my users are really that stupid.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  52. Futurama by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2

    Maybe they got the name from Fatbot on Futurama episodes Mars U and Crimes of the Hot.

  53. Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like to be told that they're innocent victims. They don't like to be told that they infected themselves. Media tell people what they want to hear.

  54. Re:I can here the laughing now by SleeknStealthy · · Score: 1

    Alternatively they used binary packages and had a working/fully functional system in around an hour. Or if you are lucky as I am, it doesn't seem to take very long when you have two 2800+ mps doing the work for you. Your right, there is a lot of laughing, because my Gentoo doesn't deteriorate after two days.

    --
    Math
  55. Anonymous Coward officials? by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    [..] said a cyber-security official at the Department of Homeland Security who asked not be identified because the agency is still considering whether to issue a more public alert about Phatbot.
    Umm, what? Why is it that every five-cent functionary asks not to be identified these days, when nobody gave a damn who they were in the first place? If they issue a more public alert, will they identify him?
    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    1. Re:Anonymous Coward officials? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      maybe he likes his job and wants to keep it? put out further reports about it anonymously?

      i mean, even we have an 'anonymous coward' feature, don't have double standards now.

      --
      Runnin' On Empty .... I'm Still Alive
    2. Re:Anonymous Coward officials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I post as an anonymous coward, can I get paid by the taxes of the people, for the people? Cool!

  56. Re:I can here the laughing now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ironically, they had to read this article on their mom's wintel machine because they're still compiling last night's release and their computer is unusable at the moment.


    Actually, thanks to this fantastic piece of software known as Linux, it is possible to do MORE THAN ONE THING with your computer at a time.

    Only on Windows (and Mac OS classic, I guess) would a long compile render your computer useless.
  57. *ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    /steps up to the microphone

    "Windows for Workgroups"

    /leaves the stage; debate over.

    1. Re:*ahem* by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I've had really good luck with WfW 3.11. Of course, it only gets run on the computer it's on for a couple of hours a week, and it's only used for MIDI sequencing, but in something like 6 years, I've never had a crash.

      Bizarre, huh? Windows that hasn't crashed. What'll they think of next?......

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  58. Suspicious... by Phisbut · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A quick search on McAfee and Symantec websites yielded no result for "phatbot" on Symantec, and a 18 months old virus on McAfee...

    If the US government is announcing this publically, and the virus has already infected "hundreds of thousands of computers already", wouldn't the anti-virus companies *know* that?!?

    --
    After 3 days without programming, life becomes meaningless
    - The Tao of Programming
    1. Re:Suspicious... by httptech · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some AV companies consider this a variant of Agobot/Gaobot, since it shares a lot of the same code base. Which is funny, because when I analyzed Doomjuice and called it "MyDoom.C", they all said it was too different to be called a MyDoom variant (even though it was the same code with functionality removed).

      I consider the addition of the WASTE code and removal of the IRC code to be significant enough to call this by a new name. Not to mention all the other added features that are not part of the Agobot code.

      -Joe

    2. Re:Suspicious... by Don+Tworry · · Score: 1
      I will bet dollars to donuts that this is a phake. It doesn't sound right to me... anonymous source... nothing from the AV companies on it... slashdotters should be able to find some information about it somewhere....
      and that features list - it sounds like an 'everything you ever wanted list' by spammers or anyone else who wants to do something *evil*.


      yup, I bet it is a fake

      --
      humble and proud of it.
    3. Re:Suspicious... by httptech · · Score: 1
      Sorry, it's not a "phake".

      http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/agobot_fo.shtml


      NAME: Agobot.FO
      ALIAS: Backdoor.Agobot.fo, W32.HLLW.Gaobot, Gaobot, Win32/Gaobot
      ALIAS: Phatbot, Phat

      There's no need to make this stuff up - there is already more malware out there than is being analyzed. I often find trojans that are undetected by AV but were compiled 2 or 3 months before.

      -Joe

  59. Re:nice features list - OSS based? by vonPoonBurGer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming that list is correct, with all the features, what are the chances the virus author actually coded them all? I'm guessing some extensive customization probably had to go into whatever code was used. Possibly it was created using open source libraries for certain components?

    Also, this strikes me as the first truly bloatware virus... how big is this thing anyway??

  60. Re:I can here the laughing now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only on Windows (and Mac OS classic, I guess) would a long compile render your computer useless.

    You ever hear of lowering an app's priority? Windows is quite usable when you do that while compiling a monstrosity.

  61. The good 'ol days by Ibanez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell happened to them? You know, when you used to download a program off of FTP or Firstclass, forgot to scan it for viruses, installed it, had your harddrive wiped clean. And then you had to reinstall from your backup floppies, and had no one to blame but your own stupid self?

    Now its not your fault, and it hurts you as well as everyone else!

    1. Re:The good 'ol days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And then you had to reinstall from your backup floppies"

      Huh? Backups on floppies? Those were the things you told others about to absolutely use. Yourself, you would just leave it at that.

    2. Re:The good 'ol days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Professional criminals happened. Nuking a user's HD would trigger him/her to do a reinstall. Staying stealthy but operational is much more useful from a resource exploiting sense (spamming!).

      I partly agree though; somebody should write a virus that spreads as far as possible and do *physical* damage. Nuke the HD, flash the BIOS, overdrive the monitor (well, most of them have safety checks for this these days). People would learn pretty quickly.

  62. From the LURHQ alert by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Informative
    Google cache:

    Manual Removal
    Look for the following registry keys:

    HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run \Generic Service Process
    HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run Services\Generic Service Process

    The associated binary may be srvhost.exe, svrhost.exe or a variation of the same. Kill the associated process in the Task Manager, then remove the "Generic Service Process" registry key. Remove the executable from the Windows system directory.

    Snort Signatures
    Here are some Snort signatures to detect Phatbot on a network:

    alert tcp any any -> any any (msg:"Agobot/Phatbot Infection Successful"; flow:established; content:"221 Goodbye, have a good infection |3a 29 2e 0d 0a|"; dsize:40; classtype:trojan-activity; reference:url,www.lurhq.com/phatbot.html; sid:1000075; rev:1;)

    alert tcp any any -> any any (msg:"Phatbot P2P Control Connection"; flow:established; content:"Wonk-"; content:"|00|#waste|00|"; within:15; classtype:trojan-activity; reference:url,www.lurhq.com/phatbot.html; sid:1000076; rev:1;)

    1. Re:From the LURHQ alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, my grandmother is really going to be able to understand that mess.

  63. futile by alexdm · · Score: 0

    it runs under wine

  64. Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness.. by Anubis333 · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Here is a problem I had never thought about with open source initiatives. What happens when someone steals your source without obeying GPL or anything and turns it into a monster? It would have ben *MUCH* harder for the PhatBot authors to code their own Waste-like clustering P2P system. Perhaps they might not have even been able to do so. Instead they grab an open source app and use it to create something ilegal, and in this case even dangerous.

    These are the same problems faced in the emulation field. Many open source emu programmers do not allow any game from the past 2-3 years to be played, mainly to appease the corporations that still make arcade titles (SNK etc). But people open up their source and release renegade versions of their own apps without their permission and in violation of GPL and everything, often packaging them with illegal arcade ROMs.

  65. Re: by andih8u · · Score: 1

    Well, all of these trojans and viruses spread mainly by human engineering, which was proven by the "ILoveYou.txt.vbs" virus so long ago. There's not much stopping someone sending around an email saying "to find out the secrets of what your mate is doing online, open up a shell and type 'rm -rf *'," luckily almost every linux distro has that shell icon right by the equivalent of the start menu for easy access.

    Someone running linux won't fix them being stupid or gullible. Linux having a large market share won't fix every computer problem in existance, virus writers will simply spend more time aiming exploits at it.

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  66. Re:Albeit is misused here by ari_j · · Score: 1

    I was looking for a comment like this before I submitted my own. People constantly use "albeit", and it pisses me off, albeit not in the way that constant use of the word "I" where "me" is correct in an attempt to sound educated does.

  67. here it is by masterQba · · Score: 1

    there is a tool for checking your system. the link is supposedly in the article but I found it throug evilavatar.com.
    anyway, here is the removal tool

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    xb0x
  68. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The idiot has to click on the attachment, type in a password, and click on the executable to be infected. And they probably have to be logged in as the admin to do it.

    Maybe what's really going on is that Windows users *want* to be infected. They insist on using a flawed OS, browser, and email client. I believe it's ingrained in their minds that they crave infection. Why else would someone jump through so many hoops just to see what's in a file?

  69. Re:Albeit is misused here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I AGREE!

    I've was recently berated by some talking head (in writing) for insulting a clients "menstrual abilities", and making "inflammible remarks".

    My boss read the letter to me, and asked me what I said to piss them off. He shit himself laughing when I told him I called the girl a halfwit.

  70. Re:Jesus. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Problem lies between Keyboard and Chair".

    At work we say "It was a Layer 8 problem". You can say that in front of non-geeks without them catching on.

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    Trolling is a art,
  71. Obligatory *NIX pseudo troll by imnoteddy · · Score: 1
    I RFTA and I'm really impressed with the features on this trojan.

    I'm glad it doesn't attack UNIX boxes. But these things always screw up my email provider because of the volume of email they generate. Sigh.

    --
    No electrons were harmed creating this post, though some may have been subjected to electrical and/or magnetic fields.
  72. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Note that only a VERY small portion of the code is based on open-source software. The majority of the system relies on closed-source software (Microsoft Windows) to work. Moreover, the open-source software itself isn't doing anything nefarious -- it's simply implementing a communications protocol.

    Keep in mind that nothing of this sort could ever happen if people weren't using TCP, or CPUs that have the same instruction sets, etc. Of course, without those things computing wouldn't be mouch fun either...

  73. Learn to accept it by 0xCOFFEE · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It won't go away, unfortunately

  74. Re:Jesus. by Decameron81 · · Score: 0
    "No it doesn't. WTH are you talking about? All it merely does it combine attacks against all known security flaws into a single package. It is also a trojan horse meaning that it uses user idiocy to get itself installed.

    Hmm... I suppose user idiocy is a flaw that Windows has that Linux doesn't."


    Most viruses out there are spreading nowadays without the user actually having to even click once. They are using known vulnerabilities in Windows for the most part. This rules out what you said about user idiocy: you can still get a virus in Windows by just connecting to the internet, even if you have a recently updated antivirus.

    If Linux was the one being attacked by these many viruses, I would be the first to point a finger at it. But how can someone argue that right now? It has been a struggle to keep up with all the people getting viruses in the last few months just because they had XP on their PCs.

    Maybe it's because Windows is so popular. I don't know and I honestly don't care. That way of reasoning is not going to make Windows look less vulnerable to me.

    Diego Rey
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    diegoT
  75. Re:Jesus. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    It is a little like "suicide by cop".

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  76. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, no. Windows and Linux both have flaws, but if you READ the security bulletins you'd see that there are a lot of differences between the TYPES of flaws. Your typical Windows exploit is a local privilege-elevation attack, but there are also semi-frequent remote root exploits, such as the latest RPC or ASN.1 exploits. There are also exploits in third-party apps, which depending on the app may be a de facto Windows exploit because 1) the app cannot be removed from Windows, like IE, or 2) the app is so widespread that it's safe to assume nearly all Windows users have it, like Outlook.

    Contrast this to Linux, where nearly all exploits are actually in applications, like Mozilla, WU-FTPD, or BIND. Very few Linux exploits exist, and those that are found are not remotely exploitable. Some applications, like XFree86, are widespread enough that they are like Outlook on Windows--XFree86 exploits are de facto Linux exploits. But there is simply a wider range of software in use on Linux machines (Mozilla, Konqui, or Opera?), so many applications are not as practical to exploit on Linux as on their Windows equivalents.

    This doesn't even begin to cover the fact that buffer overrun attacks have to know the architecture of the machine in advance, and while that's a given with Windows, Linux could be running on anything. Also many people would put WU-FTPD exploits in the "Linux exploit" category in spite of the fact that distros don't ship the horrid thing anymore, and instead use vsftpd--which, incidentally, has an excellent security record. A Windows-biased user would call a Mozilla exploit a Linux exploit but not a Windows exploit, in spite of the fact that Mozilla runs on both platforms and many Linux users don't use Mozilla. Adding up numbers of security bulletins doesn't mean anything if the numbers are bullshit to begin with.

    To compound this, Windows still suffers from the "user needs to be a local admin for some very basic non-administrative tasks" (such as installing browser plugins and fonts), thus increasing risk of damage. Not only that, but Windows hides file extensions, but makes the file extension the sole determinant of whether a file is executable. (NTFS has the capability to fix this, but Windows applications like Outlook don't use it). And lastly, Microsoft has a bad history of releasing patches that break things, because they don't just fix the bug, they just cut a new branch off the development tree and users get all the new features and bugs along with it. I've been running Linux since 1997 and am totally comfortable with the idea of downloading and installing updates automatically the day they are released. Doing the same thing in Windows is insane.

  77. it runs under wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    nice to know something does.

  78. ??? Profit by SeanDuggan · · Score: 0

    Actually, one of my fellow college graduates makes pretty good money doing that. In the wake of all of these virus attacks, he offers "recovery and immunization services," the immunization step basically consisting of turning on the native security features and running Windows Update. And yes, he does charge per hour while waiting for Windows Update to install... Admittedly, his time is closer to $20 per hour than $50 but it's still kind of slick.

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  79. Slashdot for Win32 security? Pass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was I wrong to consider using /. as an effective way to communicate issues like this to the technical community,

    Yes, you were wrong. Any admins who take security seriously do not monitor Slashdot for up-to-the-minute security advisories. There are long-established sites for that. Therefore, Slashdot not an effective way to communicate issues like this. If and when such news shows up on Slashdot, it should be old news for those in positions who need it most.

    Consider taking your Windows virus 'news' to a Windows-centric site in the future if you are concerned about being effective. Virus-checking is currently a non-issue for many people at Slashdot, including the Slashdot admins themself.

  80. Re:Jesus. by jilles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If linux were as popular as windows, I'm sure someone would exploit one of the widely published security holes in key linux software such as the kernel or other server software written in C. Just monitor the appropriate mailinglists if you are interested in the latest identified buffer overflows. Of course those running the latest patches would hardly be affected but we all know that world + dog doesn't update their linux software just like their windows counterparts don't update their windows software. However, worms and viruses need something linux cannot (yet) provide: substantial market penetration. Linux software has many known issues and many organizations are very reluctant to upgrade their software (redhat 6.2 is still found in the wild even though red hat has long since stopped supporting it, aside from really critical updates). However, deployed linux configurations tend to be very dissimilar so you are unlikely to find a security hole that affects more than a few percent of users (of which the total population is 1 or 2 percent of pc users according to the most optimistic estimates). Because of this linux viruses and worms cannot propagate. A good mailvirus needs an addressbook full of potential victims. A hypothetical pine worm would not find many potential victims in the average pine user's addressbook (is there such a thing in pine?).

    This security is no inherent quality of the software but just a consequence of very few people using the same version of linux. Linux security is essentially security by obscurity. By using software that nobody else uses you avoid being targeted by viruses and worms that depend on mainstream adoption for propagation. Just like in nature, monocultures are vulnerable to viruses. I'm not saying that linux is insecure, I'm just saying that many people confuse the lack of attacks on linux with its alledged security.

    If you want security, install BSD. Even less people use it and many BSD users suffer from severe paranoia (resulting in increased awareness with respect to security issues) so you are unlikely to be ever affected by the latent security holes that are waiting to be discovered. Even MS uses BSD software to keep the scriptkiddies out :-).

    Ironically, Microsoft's biggest security problem is that people are buying and using their products. I'm sure that is something they don't want to fix. Upgrading is another issue, MS is actively pushing their customers to upgrade (though not necessarily to protect them :-).

    --

    Jilles
  81. Mod parent up by Kethinov · · Score: 1

    Not a troll, the truth. When Slashdot posts virus articles, I laugh. But not (just) because I use Mac OS 10 and Linux, but because I also happen to have a Windows box, with a net connection, with Kazaa that's been running for weeks and weeks continuously, and I haven't had a virus on it in a very long time. And I've never had a virus in my entire history of using Windows (since Win95) that's required me to do drastic things, such as format. I've only had to do that because of Microsoft related issues, such as their drivers from WinUpdate messing up the system. ;)

    I always get asked by people I know, "Did that new virus hit you?"
    I say, "What new virus?"
    They say, "I got it a few days ago, totally messed up my computer. CNN reports millions of computers infected."
    I say, "Never got it. Never even heard of it until now."
    They say, "You must be lucky then."

    But in reality, I'm not a moron like they are. I don't blindly double click foreign exe files. I don't read my spam and say WOW LOOK AT THIS FREE SAMPLE!!!!111oneone

    I don't succumb to "I_am_a_virus_dont_click_me_or_I_will_fuck_up_your _computer.exe"

    And the sad reality is, this is the root of the majority of virus infections.

    --
    You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
  82. User Access by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    The problem with that is most people who are going to be using linux boxes that would fall for that will receive "Access Denied" nine trillion times and just end up only deleteing their own home directory. Then their administrator get's to be a BOFH to them.

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  83. this is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just because anti-virus companies are several years behind the curve, doesn't mean it's new. From the beginning of modems to IRC, hackers have always aggressively used new technologies for hacking purposes. Back when wireless phones were analog, I knew several groups of hackers in LA actively hacking without the carriers knowledge. Using P2P is a natural evolution from using IRC networks for distributed attacks. It's only when newbie script kiddies start using it that anti-virus companies realize what's happening. The whole idea that security through obscurity, or that hackers are dumb is so far from the truth.

  84. Uh oh! by cgreuter · · Score: 2, Funny

    They use GPL'd code from WASTE but haven't released the whole source code! They're in a world of legal hurt now.

  85. What a beautiful example of bloatware. by openmtl · · Score: 1
    This bot is certainly an example of bloat. Its got more commands than WinXP command shell.

    Typical Windows bloatware.

    --

  86. Like hell by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    windows users shouldn't be surprised at new viruses; it's not like they're getting worse, or like users are getting any smarter. generally speaking, if you're not an idiot, you won't get a virus. if you're not an idiot and you do, you can get rid of it easily--they really only seem to hurt people who are already pretty ignorant.

    Do you administer a windows machine that isn't behind a company firewall and has an always-on internet connection? Because it isn't easy to keep viruses out. Hell, even NAV only updates signatures once a week, generally, so there's ample opportunity to get a virus.

    Yes, you can generally get rid of them easily, thanks to Symantec's auto-remove tools, but 1) you have to know to do so, and the virus generally doesn't email you to tell you this, and in the lag time between infection and NAV update it's generally done something to disable NAV (as this very worm does, if you RTFA). So we're getting to the point where removal isn't trivial.

    As a mostly linux/mac user, it's tempting to agree, but keeping a windows box locked down is a full time job. Just because you're not an idiot doesn't mean you have time to do all the shit you need to do to keep windows secure.

  87. Re:Futurama (obligatory quote) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fatbot, noooooo!!!"

  88. Yawn by Beg4Mercy · · Score: 1

    We have not had an attack serious yet to warrant this barrage of virus alerts. Of all the 'major attacks' over the last year, I got hit by one of them (blaster), which I was able to fix in a short period of time. The patch for Blaster's vulnerability was out like a month before Blaster came out, it's people's own fault for not patching.

  89. Soon V.V.S. 0.1 Alpha by cda · · Score: 1

    Considering the known partnership between coders I wonder who's gonna be first with the Visual Virus Studio even in a pre-Alpha. It will look nice with Microsoft, SCO, RIAA icons ...

  90. Nothing New Here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    News relating to Viruses and spam is becoming very boring.

    When surfing the net at home, I frequently (not always) use Opera Browser with JScript, Plugins, Java, and even Gif animation disabled.The Cache and cookies are all deleted on exit (nice in Opera; cannot empty cache in Mozilla or FireFox).
    I use Pegasus for email. I stopped using Norton (after it failed to detect one of the email viruses although it was up to date) and switched to Nod32. I started using Tiny Personal Firewall after Norton Internet security failed me too.

    I feel a bit safer, but I always think of asking M$ developers: Why?

    Firestone and Ford were sued for the "few" defective tires and/or cars. Defective software costs millions of dollars each year and no one thinks of taking the defective software companies to court.

    I want to say that although this is not "breaking news", this PhatBot thing is one impressive piece of software!

    1. Re:Nothing New Here. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Firestone and Ford were sued for the "few" defective tires and/or cars. Defective software costs millions of dollars each year and no one thinks of taking the defective software companies to court.

      The bit you're forgetting is that software manufacturers have been allowed to get away with EULAs that state:

      This software may or may not perform the task for which it was purchased. In fact, it may not work at all, but if it does, it may do unexpected things, such as deleting all your files or raping your cat. By clicking on the "Accept" button, you acknowledge this and absolve us from any legal responsibility whatsoever.

      Now, if Firestone and Ford would only get a "EULA" sorted out, they'd be home free:

      The tire you have just bought was round and black when it left the factory. Any change in shape thereafter, including disintegration, is obviously not our fault, but rather is due to you, the luser, actually putting the tire on a vehicle and driving it. Once the rubber hits to the road, you're on your own. Paying money for said tire is deemed acceptance of these terms.
  91. Mod parent flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just made it back to my foes list for that one, bud.

    1. Re:Mod parent flamebait by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      What, for daring to criticize a bad business that treats all of its customers like potential criminals and misappropriates their funds while having one of the longest, most arcane, and most fuck you usage agreeements that I've ever seen?

      Hell, add me to your foes list too. You're a fucking moron, and I collect them.

      --
      If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
  92. Has this been proposed as an ANSI standard yet... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    ...I want to pre-order the book.

  93. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hmm... I suppose user idiocy is a flaw that Windows has that Linux doesn't.

    Only idiots who can't use linux because it is not _user friendly_ use windows, hence get infected (either because windows is flawed or because they are plain stupid). yes, so you are probably right. User idiocy is a flaw that windows has and linux doesn't.

  94. LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lmaoroflolololomgwtfomfgpciansilotbad

    ...fag.

  95. Latin Ebonics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's if you're speaking the ebonics dialect of latin...

  96. XP: Impractical Not to Run as Admin by WryCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Want to run MS Flight Sim? It must be done as an administrator, even on XP. How many other games are like that?

    I recently installed some financial software. Of course I had to do that as admin. It wouldn't run when I switched to my user acct. The vendor help desk's advice? It's designed to be accessed by one user. Read the EULA! Uninstall it and reinstall it from the user account. Oh, you can't do that? I guess you have a problem....

    They also informed me that "we don't support firewalls", you have to disconnect that if you want help.

    1. Re:XP: Impractical Not to Run as Admin by qoa · · Score: 1

      Warcraft III does this.

      --
      Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
  97. Around Asia? by OptimoosePrime · · Score: 0

    So....pretty much every where in the eastern hemisphere, right?

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  98. Clearing the cache in FireFox by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    Tools | Options | Privacy | Cache | Clear

    Now that was easy, wasn't it?

    --
    I am NaN
    1. Re:Clearing the cache in FireFox by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't... You had to go through 5 layers of organization? Safari's empty cache command is in one of the main menus.

    2. Re:Clearing the cache in FireFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it wasn't. In Opera I do not need to do any of that. Everything is gone when I close th browser. There is also the feature of Menu>File>Remove Private Data. The "X" plugin for FireFox ( http://texturizer.net/firefox/extensions/#x ) does not work as well as the standard Opera feature.

    3. Re:Clearing the cache in FireFox by gavinjolly · · Score: 1

      Download the Paranoia addin. Places a nice button on the toolbar that gives you the option to clear (from memory)
      Cache
      Form data
      Username & Password
      History
      and some others

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      The weathers here - Wish you were beautiful

  99. Portion or Synapsis of DHS Alert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Found a posting that could contain snippets of original DHS alert.
    From:http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remar k,961481 4~mode=flat

    "Note from Microsoft concerning the second scan...

    ------------
    Our Security team says:

    The Dept of Homeland security has issued an alert on a new bot that maybe
    related:

    To NCC Telecom-ISAC members (Routine lists), Info NSIE Info N2 Below are details, received from a trusted source, regarding a new bot discovered this morning. We are listing first the important highlights from the analysis write-up, followed with a more detailed technical analysis. We would
    appreciate any further information or feedback on this information.

    Important highlights
    * Kaspersky does NOT yet recognize this file as a trojan; it is unclear if
    other AV software detects Phatbot. All attempts to kill the process will
    respawn a new one.
    All attempts to remove the malware have failed in our tests.
    * Thus far, we've witnessed the following spreading mechanisms:
    TCP 135 (Win9x Netbios)
    TCP 139 (Win9x Netbios)
    TCP 445 (Win2k Shares)
    TCP 3127 (Mydoom)
    TCP 6129 (Dameware)
    * Based on strings output this bot appears to include the following:
    - multiple DDOS capabilities
    - multiple spying capabilities
    - disables at least some Anti-Virus, Anti-trojan, and Personal Firewall
    software
    * The bot appears to offer relay capability by listening on:
    TCP 63808 (Socks)
    TCP 63809 (HTTP)
    TCP 65506 (SSL)
    Infected hosts should have these ports open, along with TCP 4387.
    * How to spot Phatbot:
    - Watch for ingress or egress active opens (SYN packets) to TCP 4387.
    - Watch for ingress or egress active opens (SYN packets) to TCP 4387, TCP
    63808, TCP 63809, and TCP 65506. This
    *may* indicate the presence of the bot.
    Detailed Analysis
    Unfortunately, it appears as if peer-to-peer communication is making its way
    further into bots. The latest bit of malware we received, code named
    "phatbot," has some interesting characteristics we'd like to pass along to
    you. Unfortunately we've not been able to get to the bottom of everything
    yet, but thought a little bit of information would be better than nothing!
    This bot appears to be a derivative of the infamous Agobot. There is a fair
    bit of shared code, at the very least.
    This malware affects windows machines and installs as
    %SystemRoot%\system32\srvhost.exe, e.g. c:\windows\system32\srvhost.exe. The
    malware runs as "%SystemRoot%\system32\srvhost.exe -service". The malware is
    PE encrypted with PE-Crypt.Wonk. Kaspersky does NOT yet recognize this file
    as a trojan; it is unclear if other AV software detects Phatbot. All
    attempts to kill the process will respawn a new one. All attempts to remove
    the malware have failed in our tests.
    It is unclear how many hosts are infected or how large the P2P botnet has
    become.
    Thus far, we've witnessed the following spreading mechanisms:
    TCP 135 (Win9x Netbios)
    TCP 139 (Win9x Netbios)
    TCP 445 (Win2k Shares)
    TCP 3127 (Mydoom)
    TCP 6129 (Dameware)
    The scanning is not launched at startup. The scans appear to be sequential,
    e.g. the infected host scans TCP 135, 139, 445, 3127, and 6129 on each
    scanned IP. This may be a means by which to detect the scan and sploit
    activities of Phatbot.
    Based on strings output this bot appears to include the following:
    - multiple DDOS capabilities
    - multiple spying capabilities
    - disables at least some Anti-Virus, Anti-trojan, and Personal Firewall
    software
    "

  100. possible hoax? by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hi Everyone

    As many people have pointed out there is an utter lack of response by the top three anti-virus companies to this threat. I find this disturbing and also, unlikely. Why would the Department of Homeland Defense have better intelligence on a clearly US based threat (Phat is not an international phrase by any means) than the people who make their lively hood based on threat detection and elimination?

    This has to me the markings of a hoax. The list of *features* as one poster put it is indeed staggering. That, coupled with the silence coming from Symantec, McAfee et al. makes it look fishy. A google search shows one recent post and a bunch of older hits (possibly the same as in the McAfee search ).

    So that leaves me with 3 questions:
    1 - Is it real
    2 - How do we detect it
    3 - How do we kill it.

    --KS

    1. Re:possible hoax? by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Starting to sound kinda feeeeeshy to me.

    2. Re:possible hoax? by raygunz · · Score: 1

      Symantec just added it to their list, but didn't call it PhatBot.

      --
      "Debugging" by Dave Agans - the perfect gift for your favorite imperfect engineer.
    3. Re:possible hoax? by KaiserZoze_860 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Reading it now... Gaobot.RF

      Doesn't look like the same payload as descibed in above posts. Still a nasty little bugger.

      --KS
    4. Re:possible hoax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just searched symantec.com can't find. Could post the complete url?

    5. Re:possible hoax? by httptech · · Score: 1
      Doesn't look like the same payload as descibed in above posts.

      That's because it's not Phatbot. The Gaobot.RF is Agobot. Phatbot is based on the Agobot code but has additional features and uses P2P instead of IRC.

      -Joe

    6. Re:possible hoax? by httptech · · Score: 3, Informative
      This has to me the markings of a hoax.

      It's not. I spent several hours analyzing it. You can connect to the Gnutella cache servers and see Phatbot clients registered using port 4387. You can portscan the infected hosts, find the mini-ftp server it runs and download the code yourself if you need tangible proof.

      The list of *features* as one poster put it is indeed staggering.

      Most of these features are part of Agobot. Yet no one disputes its existence.

      That, coupled with the silence coming from Symantec, McAfee et al. makes it look fishy.

      They're not silent - to them this is just another Agobot variant, one of dozens released in the last few months. And they are not making a big deal about it because it really isn't that much of a threat. If you're running Windows with the latest patches and aren't infected with MyDoom or a Dameware backdoor and aren't using weakly passworded shares, you have nothing to worry about from this trojan.

      So that leaves me with 3 questions:
      1 - Is it real

      Yes.

      2 - How do we detect it

      With just about any AntiVirus solution.

      3 - How do we kill it.

      In terms of killing it from one machine: disinfect manually or use a tool from the AV companies. In terms of killing the entire network, you would need to reprogram the Gnutella cache servers it uses to detect and refuse connections from the Phatbots.

      -Joe

    7. Re:possible hoax? by Avihson · · Score: 1

      The fact that the "top three" are not on the ball does not indicate that it is a hoax. They are targets of viral infections, and have been disabled by many viruses that they purport to detect.

      they are probably sniffing and scrathing looking for ways to patch their code so that it is not disabled by phatbot. When they fix that, they will all rush to the pulpit to proclaim the fix.

  101. Baghdad Bob, is that you? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    I was wondering where you'd got to!
    Working for MS now, are you?

    Ah Bob, you love hopeless causes.

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  102. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>Most viruses out there are spreading nowadays without the user actually having to even click once.

    Which ones are doing this? I thought the current batch were all using good messages to get users to open and run them.

    Are there some that I am not aware of now?

  103. Only on windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would one consider using a virus to remove other viruses...

  104. Nothing Exceeds Like Excess by goliard · · Score: 1

    Dayum. If only we could get most OS app developers to be that thorough.

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    -*- Any technology indistinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced -*-
  105. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is a problem I had never thought about with open source initiatives. What happens when someone steals your source without obeying GPL or anything and turns it into a monster? It would have ben *MUCH* harder for the PhatBot authors to code their own Waste-like clustering P2P system.

    The same thing you do when someone buys a hammer and then uses it to kill someone. You just deal with it.
    Once you distribute something, be it a physical object like a hammer, or source code, you loose a certain amount of control over it. It's just a fact of life.
    Sure you could try and make your hammer harder to kill someone with, or make it stupidly difficult to buy a hammer in the first place, but all you really end up doing is hurting people who need your hammer for legitimate purposes.

    --
    Life is too short to proofread.
  106. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by MasonMcD · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens when someone steals your source without obeying GPL or anything and turns it into a monster?

    That's what Dr. Frankenstein said when he took the corpses for his creature. But he showed them, didn't he! They all thought he was crazy! Bbbut whooss teH CRzy onE now, HAH? You fooLS, YOU ALL LAUGHED, BUT IL HAV THE LAAST LAUHG!

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  107. I hope you're joking about 9X being less secure by rolofft · · Score: 1
    Excuse me, but Win9X is immune to 8 of the 10 exploits of which Phatbot takes advantage. They're 2K/XP specific:
    • DCOM
    • DCOM2
    • MyDoom backdoor *
    • DameWare *
    • Locator Service
    • [Administrative] shares with weak passwords
    • WebDav
    • WKS - Windows Workstation Service
    * Apply to 9X (although these are backdoors, not exploits)
    --

    "Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries!"

  108. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by httptech · · Score: 1
    Note that only a VERY small portion of the code is based on open-source software.

    Actually, most of the code *is* GPL. It is mainly composed of Agobot, ftplib and WASTE. All three are GNU GPL licensed. The only source not available is the mods made by the Phatbot developers.

    -Joe

  109. Re:nice features list - OSS based? by Fishstick · · Score: 2, Informative
    >Possibly it was created using open source libraries for certain components?

    That would appear to be the case:


    The author(s) of Phatbot chose to abandon Agobot's IRC and P2P implementations altogether and replaced them with code from WASTE, a project created by AOL's Nullsoft division (and subsequently canceled by AOL).

    --

    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  110. The meaning of "Trojan" by groomed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, I suppose it's a lost cause (as with the "hacker" term), but I it can't hurt to point out that it really doesn't make much sense to call this program a "trojan".

    The article suggests that this is a "trojan" because it lets attackers stealthily take control of your computer. But that was not what was remarkable about the historical Trojan horse. What was remarkable about it is that it was presented as a gift. The distinguishing characteric of a trojan is that it has a friendly outward appearance but contains a deadly payload. That's certainly not the case with Phatbot.

    Rather, I'd say that Phatbot is a virus, because a) it is malicious and b) it doesn't rely on deception to spread itself. This is, again, subtly different from a worm, which generally aren't malicious, just annoying.

    Of course it's water under the bridge at this point.

    1. Re:The meaning of "Trojan" by Mennonite.ca · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rather, I'd say that Phatbot is a virus, because a) it is malicious and b) it doesn't rely on deception to spread itself. This is, again, subtly different from a worm, which generally aren't malicious, just annoying.

      While we're nit-picking definitions, I'd like to point out that this is a worm, not a virus. If it needs human help to spread (between machines), it's a virus. If it spreads itself, it's a worm.

      Here's a more academic definition.

    2. Re:The meaning of "Trojan" by groomed · · Score: 1

      But it doesn't need help to spread between machines. At least that's what I gather from the links referenced in the story.

    3. Re:The meaning of "Trojan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The distinguishing characteric of a trojan is that it has a friendly outward appearance but contains a deadly payload."

      Only if the wearer has had too many unprotected intimate relationships, otherwise the deadly payload cannot be guaranteed. Note that the trojan can also be protecting the payload from the deadly surroundings.

    4. Re:The meaning of "Trojan" by theCoder · · Score: 1
      I'd like to point out that this is a worm, not a virus.

      That's probably true.

      If it needs human help to spread (between machines), it's a virus. If it spreads itself, it's a worm.

      ARGH! Look at your own link! Page 1, slide 6, "Worm vs Virus" [emphasis added]:
      • A worm is a program
        • can run independently
        • consume the resources of its host
        • can propagate a complete working version of itself to other machines

      • A virus is a piece of code
        • inserts itself into a host program
        • cannot run independently
        • requires that host program be run to activate it


      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
  111. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

    Well, this worm also spread using a TCP stack from Microsoft.

    I'm sure if Microsoft hadn't released a TCP stack, or an API for creating sockets and connections, it would have been much more difficult for this code to gain access to the internet, and to other peoples' computers.

    What happens to Microsoft when somebody breaks the law using Microsoft's code?

    Nothing. Because there's nothing they could have done about it. OSS is the same way.

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  112. Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fat Butt Programmers spreading rapidly in front of Windows PCs.

    1. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, they need to get a life and stop downloading kiddie porn!!

  113. Stories rejected by slashdot by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never had a story accepted either, and on a number of occassions I've submitted stories hours, days or weeks before the topic appeared on Slashdot. It's pretty common; I wouldn't make anything out of it. It's quite possible that someone submitted the story before you did even earlier in the morning and the editors put that one in the queue to go up at 2:43PM. They pre-scheduled the various stories that go up hours (and sometimes even days?) in advance. Or perhaps they decided it was a worthy story after they saw the 27th submission of it.

    I realized one day that we could essentially have a user-contributed, user-moderated article queue of sorts using the journaling system here. I've dedicated my journal to it. I haven't figured out how to draw larger traffic to it without making this a part-time job, but you're welcome to contribute to it and I welcome suggestions.

    --LP

    1. Re:Stories rejected by slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I haven't figured out how to draw larger traffic to it without making this a part-time job
      Just change your .sig to say "Natalie Portman Nude Photos" with a link to your journal.
  114. *amazing* virus by _Qiang_ · · Score: 0

    I found 71 viruses on a computer which belongs to a faculty member.
    something amazed me is that it even comes with a serve-U ftp server.

    i was thinking .... who needs to buy a server-U software now?

  115. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, everyone should be safe from this virus, correct?

  116. Re:Jesus. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    This security is no inherent quality of the software but just a consequence of very few people using the same version of linux. Linux security is essentially security by obscurity.

    I'm sorry but that's just plain stupid. Do you know ANYTHING about software? Do you even know what "security by obscurity" means?

    LINUX IS DEIGNED DIFFERENTLY AND DESIGN MATTERS.

    What you're trying to do is like saying brand A's cars are stolen more than brand B's cars because they're more common. Sure, that will have something to do with it, but the fact the brand A's car's use shitty locks while brand B's cars use both good quality locks and an electronic theft deterrent system is going to be the main reason.

    The simple fact is that if someone finds a why to jack Mozilla, they can reformat my windows PC, but not my Linux PC. Why? They're designed differently. It's not that someone can't find out how to reformat my HD under Linux, because it's somehow "obscure". That's the stupidest thing ever. The system is documented. The source code is availible. By definition it's not "obscure". It's all right there for you to see, not obscured in any way.

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  117. I'd like to see a good trojan by MeBadMagic · · Score: 1

    Something to the effect of it installs itself, secures you computer and all other computers beloning to the people in you email contacts. Then notify you that you had become secure.

    Or a trojan that slowly converts windows machines to linux without the users knowing.

    hehehe

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  118. Please, people, get this right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct term is backdoor server, not client. The client is what all the scriptkiddies run.

    And yes, in this case the backdoor server is also a P2P-client.

  119. even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have it grep the HD for pr0n keywords, and mail the results to Outlook's Adressbook. After that, nobody would think little of viruses ever again...
    (here in double-moral country, that is)

    1. Re:even better by asscroft · · Score: 1

      I always thought it would be clever to simply make it send every mail in your inbox to everyone on you're address book.

      When you wife reads teh letter from your girfriend you'll be mad. when you wife's parents read the letter from your girlfriend you'll really be mad.

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    2. Re:even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they mailed MY pr0n keywords to my Outlook contacts, I'd be swamped with requests to burn CD's

  120. P2P Virus Hybrid by fredhero · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to a virus that's a hybrid of a bit torrent client/p2p network and malware. Just think of a virus that downloaded and shared random music off of Kazaa behind your back. The ultimate RIAA defense!

  121. DONT TRUST SEC ADVICE FROM SLASHDOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Well, I suppose it's a lost cause (as with the "hacker" term), but I it can't hurt to point out that it really doesn't make much sense to call this program a "trojan".

    Um, yes it is.

    > The article suggests that this is a "trojan" because it lets attackers stealthily take control of your computer. But that was not what was remarkable about the historical Trojan horse. What was remarkable about it is that it was presented as a gift. The distinguishing characteric of a trojan is that it has a friendly outward appearance but contains a deadly payload. That's certainly not the case with Phatbot.

    Excuse me, this executable (virus) prob had a name that was very friendly looking in the beginning.

    > Rather, I'd say that Phatbot is a virus, because a) it is malicious and b) it doesn't rely on deception to spread itself. This is, again, subtly different from a worm, which generally aren't malicious, just annoying.

    Last i checked groomed, a virus actually did something to exploit a program. This program, whatever, is a trojan. The user has to accept it (click it).

    > Of course it's water under the bridge at this point.

    Then u even get the def of "worm" wrong. A worm's main characteristic is to be able to spread without a luser to do a thing. It uses an exploit to gain access as uid "i dont care" and spreads itself.

    Think of it this way. download a virus and a worm. Run both of them.

    The virus will spew copies of itself via email and probably never go any further.

    The worm fill find another host, own it, and well buddy, it is out of your hands now. And no user double clicked it.

    have a bad day security luser

    1. Re:DONT TRUST SEC ADVICE FROM SLASHDOT! by groomed · · Score: 1

      Last i checked groomed, a virus actually did something to exploit a program. This program, whatever, is a trojan. The user has to accept it (click it).

      No, actually it has multiple attack vectors.

      The worm fill find another host, own it, and well buddy, it is out of your hands now. And no user double clicked it.

      So can a virus.

  122. Re:Jesus. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    I really wish all those idiots would switch to Linux, right now!

    How do you think Linux is going to fix this problem ? You think someone who'll unzip a passowrd protected zip file and then run whatever's in it won't be prepared to type "chmod a+x filename" ?

  123. I knew... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    ... before I caved and got DSL. The combination of dial-up and frequently run and updated antivirus gave me quite a sense of security. Of course I just traded it all for the ability to game and dl pr0n at lightning speed...

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  124. Re: wild cat by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    Clearly, you've never tried to catch even a TAME cat that didn't want to be caught ;-)

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    Freedom: "I won't!"
  125. Re:Jesus. by jilles · · Score: 1

    Yep the full 3 million lines of code are there for me to read. I'm pretty sure that even Linus Torvalds can't claim to have read all of it and analyzed it for security. I'm pretty sure that the portion you have read is much less than 1%. For all we know linux could be very secure, we really have no way of finding out because scriptkiddies don't seem to be very interested in exploiting the publically available knowledge on identified (and of course patched) security problems. I also know that there's a steady flow of newly discovered buffer overflows being patched which were unpatched until they were discovered and remain an issue until someone bothers to update all the deployed software.

    So you are basically saying that it is impossible to gain root access because you use linux??? And you call me naive!!! I'm willing to accept that it is possible to configure linux such that this is very hard (just like windows). I'll even acknowledge that out of the box you are much better off with some linux distros (not all and especially the popular ones have many issues).

    To comment on your car example, if you put a very expensive mercedes in front of your house, it will come with comparatively good security. Now put a pinto next to it with the default, off the shelf security. Guess which one is more likely to be stolen. The locks don't matter much here. The point is that while the pinto is easier to steal, the mercedes is not impossible te steal and is much more likely target because of its value. It needs the expensive lock just to lower the risk to acceptable levels. With comparable levels of security, a linux system is less likely to be affected by security problems simply because there are more windows systems. It would be wrong to conclude that because of that linux is somehow more secure. You can actually get away with running an improperly secured&patched linux box for a very long time. Try that with a windows 2k server and you are asking for trouble. Yet both configurations are flawed and offer plenty of opportunities for a disastrous attack.

    Now in a corporate setting, windows users will not be running outlook or ie with administrator rights (which many linux users seem to believe). Very few viruses actually require them to do so. /home/user/* is where the important data lives, not /etc or /bin. If my program files directory is corrupted, my sysadmin will just reinstall the ghost image (annoying). If "My Documents" is corrupted I have a slightly bigger problem (lose a few days/weeks/months of work).

    If a virus manages to exploit mozilla (which conveniently includes a mailclient and an address book) on linux it will be able to do anything it wants with your data (rm -rf ~/*) and spread to other users. Of course the success of this virus would depend on the percentage of vulnerable recipients in your addressbook, not on the amount of damage it can do. Mozilla is an excellent product and mozilla.org has a very good security policy for the inevitable security problems. So this scenario is unlikely but not impossible because of linux or any design choice. The reality is that many linux distros ship with old versions of mozilla (e.g. 1.0 instead of 1.6).

    The security comes from the policy to patch and update not from any technological choices. I don't see any significant differences between the linux and windows communities here. So linux is not inherently more secure just less likely to be a target. Any good sysadmin knows this.

    Running linux is like living in a nice neighbourhood, you can leave your backdoor open without much risk.

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    Jilles
  126. Missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "just like Win3.1 was DOS with a mouse"

    You mean "just like Win3.1 was DOSshell with resizeable windows". Anyone remember good ol' dosshell?

  127. Re:Jesus. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Oh I never said it would solve the problem. I just want Linux to be stress-tested by an equivalent number of idiots. I think Linux will do better than Windows, but it should generate a lot of amusing horror stories.

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  128. Re:Nullsoft Waste code used? Open source scariness by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting idea, although it may be a great oxymoron.

    DRM'd open source code.

    Basically, the code comes in a special encrypted file that you can read, modify, and save, but not extract text/compile. In order to use your modified code, either a) build it with a special version of a compiler (GCC if they're willing) that doesn't allow the executable to be moved...by loading hidden files or detecting hardware, or b) ask the copyright holder to unlock the code once the copyright holder is satisfied the code isn't illegal and the modifier won't violate the terms of the license.

    I'm not sure if the system here is truly "open source", but it does allow free viewing and local modification of the source. As always, if someone has a legitimate need that isn't covered by the standard license, she can contact the copyright holder for a special exemption.

  129. Re:Jesus. by spood · · Score: 1

    Ah, the 8-Layer OSI (Obfuscated Slander of Idiots) Model.

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  130. Fruit machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anybody remember the slot machine virus that
    would store the disk's file allocation table in
    memory, wipe it off the disk, and give you 3 tries to win it back?

  131. Is it real? by qtp · · Score: 1

    No shark, no bridge, no helicopter.

    Of course it's not real.

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    1. Re: Is it Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a university as a HelpDesk ASA, and we had ten infections in a ten minute span this evening. Don't know if it was Phatbot for sure, but it was coming in on a little-known Windows shared folder and running as confgldr.exe

      The virus would also close out regedit.exe and antivirus/antispyware programs.

      We managed to close the share on the rest of our machines but were very surprised that our antivirus software did not detect the virus, and that /. was the first place we found even a clue as to what may have hit us.

  132. meh... by Q-Kumbers · · Score: 1

    I've seen better...

  133. exactly why we like open source by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

    So let's say you go to the store, and you buy a program. you just spent your money.

    Then, you go home. you try your program out. and guess what? while it kinda works, it doesn't really work right, and most of all it works in some ways rather badly.

    Guess what? you're screwed. Because you spent your money, for a program that you can't return. Because you checked it out. The problem is that you can't know whether or not your neat little program works before you go past the point where you can't return it any more.

    Enter RMS and everyone else. we now have free software. If you hate a program, don't use it, and bash it on slashdot. Your vote matters. If you do like it, support it, contribute to the code, and maybe buy the creator a steak dinner once or twice. You have no obligation. And best of all, it's free.

    And these complaints, this mavis beacon crap, or whatever...a program like that would be dead, no one would use it, and it would never hurt anyone. If it was truly useful, it would be rewritten with the bad security ideas cut right out.

    Sometimes I lose faith in open source. And then I remember how crappy the Windows world has it..

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    1. Re:exactly why we like open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I lose faith in open source. And then I remember how crappy the Windows world has it..

      Windows and open source are not mutually exclusive.

      I'm primarily a Windows user. Of the ten applications I use most frequently, eight are open source, one is shareware from a small company that responds to bug reports and feature requests sufficiently fast that I don't find the lack of source code a disadvantage, and the other one is Virtual PC, for which there is no open source or shareware alternative that I know of.

      I can't remember the last time I bought any software without trying it first.

      Windows has problems, but they aren't necessarily the ones you think they are.

  134. why... by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

    Virus writers won't do this because

    A) it will bring the wrath of the world down on them and

    B) such an awakening to security would in fact cause people to pay attention and make virus writers' jobs harder.


    Remember: the trick when infecting computers is to do your work WITHOUT the user noticing. These aren't viruses mean to damage, that is just a side effect. These viruses are spamhosts, actual money-making systems. That's why these viruses and bots exist: to make money. Not to be cool, or l33t, or cause damage.

    I think the solution is to adapt one of these spambots to do the very thing you mention. As an outsider, you could care less whether or not you bots survive long enough to be spamhauses, you just want to make your point. Have them send out 10,000 infections, and then execute "formate c: --force" or whatever the command is.

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    Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
  135. new buzz word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computer terrorism. Let throw some apaches, f-15's , and troops at this problem. let see what we can do now

  136. Re:Jesus. by gnuguru · · Score: 1
    I may be feeding a Troll....

    For all we know linux could be very secure, we really have no way of finding out because scriptkiddies don't seem to be very interested in exploiting the publically available knowledge on identified (and of course patched) security problems.


    Fortunately, Linux does not rely on script kiddies to do it's bug resolution.

    I find it interesting and disturbing that you do.

    You can actually get away with running an improperly secured&patched linux box for a very long time. Try that with a windows 2k server and you are asking for trouble. Yet both configurations are flawed and offer plenty of opportunities for a disastrous attack.


    You can get away with it as long as the box does not have any network connection. You are seriously out of your depth if you think you can connect a Linux machine to the internet and leave it unpatched and hidden.

    The security comes from the policy to patch and update not from any technological choices. I don't see any significant differences between the linux and windows communities here. So linux is not inherently more secure just less likely to be a target. Any good sysadmin knows this.


    There are reasons why Linux enjoys popularity as an internet server application platform.

    One would suggest that you do some research into the Linux security model, before posting such asinine bullshit to /.

    Obscurity is not our policy. In your car analogy, Linux is the Mercedes, one notes that in Europe, there are far more Merc's than Pinto's.

    Thank you for your humourous contributions, you've been a real pantload.

  137. Sounds like a Warhol virus by shaftek · · Score: 1

    This sounds like another step towards a perfect virus described in this paper titled "Warhol Worms: The Potential for Very Fast Internet Plagues"

  138. I CALL SHENNANIGGANS!!! by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    The anonymous link is the ONLY mention of this supposed virus on the whole Internet!

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  139. Re:Jesus. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    I just want Linux to be stress-tested by an equivalent number of idiots. I think Linux will do better than Windows, but it should generate a lot of amusing horror stories.

    The point is that the problem isn't the OS, it's the users. There's very little - if anything - the average virus wants or needs to do it wouldn't be able to do even when "contained" in a regular user account.

  140. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to forget that to get an e-mail bourne linux virus running on a par with its Windows brethren, you'd have to download it, make it executable, su to root, and then run it. That's a bit different from just checking your e-mail and having your virus du jour executed for you.

  141. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To get an e-mail bourne linux virus running on a par with its Windows brethren, you'd have to download it, make it executable, su to root, and then run it. That's a bit different from just checking your e-mail and having your virus du jour executed for you. Or if you're not running the accursed Outlook Express, you would probably have to double-click the attachement.

    Even if someone sent me DOS_ZOMBIE.sh (a shell script) I'd STILL have to save it, change its executable permission and run it! Even if I were logged in as root.

    There's a big difference. No, really, there is.

  142. Re:Jesus. by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    MacOSX uses BSD based kernel.

    The difference between Windows and Linux that Windows doesn't warn you that you're being foolish running with full admin rights. Recent versions of Windows try to be clever and not allow you to delete or replace critical system files, but then file protection can be turned off.

    There's just too many nooks and crannies for stuff to hide in with Windows. At least with Linux you can boot into runlevel one (single user) which will stop X starting and other services. Once you're at a prompt you can remove any viruses using your normal shell. What's the Windows equivalent? recovery console? it's extremely limited, it's not even up to DOS standards in terms of usefulness.

  143. Re:And you laughed at us white patriots... by gd2shoe · · Score: 1



    I don't believe this to be off topic, but a statement that the parent post was off topic.

    Give him a break.

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  144. While everyone makes comments about it.. by firew0lfz · · Score: 1

    The question still remains:

    *Has anyone been able to detect it?*

    Because I sure can't...

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  145. Am I the only person that is concerned by this? by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

    This trojan is no more based on P2P than any of the previous windows vulnerability based trojan/worm distributed malware.

    I am worried that this is an attempt to superficially connect P2P with hacking and trojans, in an attempt to later get it banned or regulated in some way.

    Still, attacking the surfers that are riding the wave doesnt save you from drowning when the wave hits you. The content industries can adapt to their new surroundings or they can claw desperately as they slide into the abyss.

  146. Uhhh, that's pretty stupid by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I could use my shotgun to get rid of the fly in my house, but that would end up causing more trouble than it solves.

    A much better solution is to get AVG Antivirus (free for personal use) and let it clean your system. It is not only not malicious, but it also kills off (and totally removes) far more than this peice of crap.

  147. AVID express by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they own the market?

  148. Because many don't listen by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The amount of non-listening you face at your average support job is staggering. We try to educate and protect our users. However we get three things ALL the time:

    1) They insist on taking over their systems. By default everyone is put in a domain and given user level access to their systems. We then take full responsiblity for patches and the like. We'll install any software the like, the just have to ask. Well many users get whiny about that and wipe and reinstall. They then, of course, assume they know everything and of course don't listen and don't patch their systems.

    2) They simply don't listen to what we tell them. We tell them not to open attachemts they aren't expecting without calling the person first, not to run random shit off the web, etc. What happens? They do it anyways. They get it explained again, and do it again.

    As a non-virus example that is related, one guy kept putting in a static IP without asking for one. This would then collide with the DHCP server and end up creating a conflict. We'd go get him to fix it, and he'd do it again. Eventually we took to shutting off his lab's network access, then he finally learned to listen.

    3) Not caring. Many people just don't give a fuck. They don't care if it hurts their performance and besides, we'll fix it for them anyhow. They just ignore advice since it doesn't matter to them.

    People need to WANT to learn to learn something. The real solution to this is to have consequences. I fully support ISPs turning off people's connections and refusing to turn them on until they are patched. No redirects to easy patch downloads either, the users need to suffer. They need to have to go and get it fixed themselves, which for many will involve spending money on software or support. After they do this once or twice, they'll learn how to stop it from happening since they don't like the consequences.

    It isn't hard stuff to learn, but people have to want to. If they don't they won't. For example:

    I have taught both my parents quite well. They keep their systems patched (not hard with auto update), they don't open attachments form anyone they don't know, they call people they do know to confirm attachments they get, don't give out personal info, etc. Simple stuff, and it keeps them virus free.

    I have NOT been able to teach my sister, despite my sincere attempts. She's not any less smart than my parents, she just doesn't care to learn. She's fully capable of understanding the instructions, she just ignores them. It doesn't bother her that her computer is slow as hell because it has spyware up the ass, she just goes about her bussiness and lives with it.

    We need some consequences to make users want to learn. Loss of net access is the easiest, fairest, and most useful.

  149. Re:I can here the laughing now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is quite usable when you do that

    I didn't realize compiling software while running Windows would improve it's performance.

  150. Ummmmmm by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    How is a different client supposed to help? If a user opens an attachment, they'll get infected. Pure and simple. Where I work it's about 85% Eudora (people that refuse to change to anything new) 8% Thunderbird (people we convinced to change), 5% Webmail, and 2% Outlook (people who like it). Of those that got nailed by Netsky or MyDoom it was entirely Eudora and webmail people. None of the Outlook people got hit.

    The client had nothing to do with it. It was wether the user opened the attachment or not. Unsupprisingly, the most likely to do that are those that refuse to upgrade from Eudora (version 3) because they don't like change. They also don't like listening to direction including "don't open attachments".

    1. Re:Ummmmmm by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Like I said, the email client didn't play a role in this case. In fact, I quote:

      It might not be related to this problem

      The client is not related to foolish users opening attachments. It is related to a variety of other exploits.

  151. Use an emulator! by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm currently working at a company that is migrating to WinXP in a very locked down environment. ... My job is to make the apps work. It's horrible.

    Could an emulator like VMWare be useful? You could run a second Windows installation in a "sandbox" to use the old programs.

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    1. Re:Use an emulator! by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      VMware is great for this (you can have a backup of your complete system image), but it isn't fast.

    2. Re:Use an emulator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could an emulator like VMWare be useful? You could run a second Windows installation in a "sandbox" to use the old programs.

      I wanted to do this for my home server, and tested VMWare at first. The host support is good since it works on both Linux and Windows, which was great. I ended up using MS VirtualPC because the setup I had made it easier. Although it ended up not being "officially" supported, I installed Windows Server 2003 as my host operating system and my virtual machine. I really only wanted my WAN traffic from that server (IIS) on the virtual machine, so it works out great for a sandbox.

      PS - Atleast on Windows, I found that Virtual PC is alot smoother and appears to have atleast as many (or more) features than VMWare. But either way, both programs are great for running a sandbox.

  152. Re:Slashdot for Win32 security? Pass. by Doofus · · Score: 1

    A Windows virus of this sort affects more than just Windows networks; many corporate networks are more heterogeneous, and a lot of corporate sysadmins read Slashdot. Sometimes they read /. before they check CERT or SANS, and that shouldn't be a surprise!

    Aside from that, normal users - I mean non-sysadmins - also read /. - why shouldn't an informed user be able to count on /. for "Stuff that matters"?

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  153. Moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly: Most of the people making bots, worms, etc. on a big scale aren't in the USA.
    Secondly: How often are they caught? Basically never. Only the piss poor stupid ones, and then it still takes years.

    So your law would be stupid, inane, and useless, except to the extent that it promoted more and more invasive police action.

  154. I do it, and set up others' boxes this way. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    When software fails to install because it tries to write files all over the disk, I find out before my system gets disorganized (i.e. braindead).

    And it's nice to know no rouge ActiveX Control/Script can play with my registry!

    I feel safe enough to turn off System Restore. :-)

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  155. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can email as a user, why would a virus in linux need root to do the same? As long as you are allowed to execute files you download (yea, after chmod +x'ing it), then an email virus could run in a regular user account and email out to others.

  156. Re:Jesus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is provided someone didn't su to root before running a virus. If someone did, good luck trusting any removal tool or method on your hard drive since a virus/trojan could run invisibly if it ever installed itself as a kernel module. It would then be best to wipe the machine and start over.

  157. Doctor, Doctor, Tell Me The News! by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but running only on poorly setup windows boxes would probably depress it pretty quick. We can only hope it would go full cycle of sentience-self actualization-massive disillusionment-depression-suicide before reaching anything useful.

    How do we know this hasn't happened already? If I woke up running on three million luser's Windows boxes, I'd end it all right then.

    There, there, it will be all right. Let's go find some relaxing articles on MSN.Com.

  158. grossly illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to have a hobby of destroying little stupid botnets I saw, whenever it was easy and straightforward enough to be worth the hassle. Unfortunately, not all of the botnets can be taken down so easily.

    Many small botnets use irc to communicate, and it's fast to switch servers and move the net elsewhere. Also, the bots only listen to the admin, recognized through the irc network's Nickserv nickname registration services. Good luck taking it down yourself. And when the admins of the irc network answer and ban the channel, the bots move to the next place, waiting for commands.

    As for custom control networks, it wont take long until people will start using cryptographic stuff in the bots. Either to authorize the commands, or to simply encrypt their contents so that only specific bots can read them. Again, good luck taking them down.

    Out of boredom, I've drafted and implemented such network, to which admin can connect through any of the bot in the net, and send botnet wide commands without the immediate bot knowing if the connection is coming from another infected host or actual master connection. This works by generating a chain of bots to send the message through, and encrypting each step, so the nodes only see where to send. When the final destination is reached, the decryption reveals a command that is signed by the botnet owner, and is then distributed to the whole net.

    Very hard to trace, very hard to take over, very hard to do man-in-the-middle. Quite a bit like mixmaster, if you know what I'm talking about.

    What will you do when these mainstream bot networks develop to that stage? An infected network of hosts could provide anonymous proxying and other interesting things for its users, in a hard-to-trace, hard-to-prove fashion.

    Anyway, you were saying it's grossly illegal to counter these things. I'd like the laws to develop in the opposite direction. If some botnet floods me at 30Mbit/s, I sure as hell take it over to stop it if possible. In real world, there's this thing called "self defence", and anyone who says it doesn't apply to net because you're attacking innocent third parties is an asshole. They've already been attacked by malicious party, and that means EVERYTHING is potentially compromised.

    Why should I be liable of any additional (unintended) damage caused by my actions, when the system has been taken over and is being used to do large scale attacks? It's like putting out a fire to prevent larger damage, and then being sued about the damages water caused. If business loses money because I shut down their web server for a few hours when it was being used to DoS me, why am I liable and not the guys who took it over and used it to DoS me? Back to the fire analogy, some bastard tries to burn down a store, and I run in with a bucket of water to put it down, only to be sued for doing so.

    The problem is that the business doesn't see the fire, they don't realize their systems have been taken over. Even if they do see, they'll still complain that it wasn't causing them as much damage as taking down their systems did. If the idiots insist to this, how about we make it so that taking over their systems DOES cause them damage? Someone should start publishing whose systems are used the most for DoSing and other attacks, be it an isp or other business. Then they'll work to stay out of the lists, as it'd be bad publicity. And screw the jerks who say they're victims and this shouldn't be done to them, they're THE CAUSE of the problem by not keeping their security up to date.

    So, I'm a criminal, for trying to be the hero. And I'll stay this way. I'll keep taking down smaller botnets when I can, and especially when they bother me. I'll keep breaking into servers I know to be taken over, to clean up the mess for them. I'll continue to write the admins little notes on their desktops and home directories about what they've done wrong, and what to do in future.

    I'll remain grossly illegal and disruptive, for the greater good (and the need to feed my ego while having nothing better to do) :)

    1. Re:grossly illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are a national treasure of the internet.

  159. Angelina Jolie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Every movie should star that woman. Forget Portman!

  160. Re:Jesus. by Vari*nce · · Score: 1

    Ah, Layer 8 is good. Back where I used to work, we called them ID10T errors in front of the anti-Sherlocks (those without a clue).

  161. The point is... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...most normal users who are browsing from home do not need to clear their cache, sensitive documents (https://) IIRC is never cached whilst the insecure stuff is cached to improve performance and minimise network use. IMHO it's a good idea to get users to jump through hoops, only in very few circumstances do you really want to clear your cache totally.

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  162. And if you're looking for a use for Ring 2 by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I would suggest it for "meta"-applications. Like e.g. virus scanners, packet shapers and so on operating on OTHER programs' input and output.

    I would also say firewalls etc. really belongs there, not really in the kernel. Of course, by then you've distributed what's in Ring 0 over Ring 0 (kernel routing), Ring 1 (NIC) and Ring 2 (Firewall)... perhaps not a good idea speedwise, but for stability and clean design yes.

    Kjella

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  163. Wasn't this the idea behind the internet ? by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    "With these P2P Trojan networks, even if you take down half of the affected machines, the rest of the network continues to work just fine," said Mikko Hypponen, director of F-Secure, an antivirus software company based in Finland.
    The irony is that it seems like this system harnasses the power of the internet correctly and thus we allowed our own Frankenstein's monster in.

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  164. Hey dummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just once, just once, I'd like to see the stupid Slashdot posters like you actually use your brain BEFORE you post. Check the link, dummy. It's to a Post story on Yahoo. If you had bothered to stir the few brain cells you haven't already burned by watching Internet porn, you could have checked the Post Web site yourself and seen that, quite clearly, they posted a sidebar about how to tell if your PC is infected and what to do if it is.

    Slashdotters, you're all a bunch of idiots. How many times have I seen you post "I saw this CNN report..." or whatever, when what you're really linking to is a Reuters or AP or some other news organization's report. Get the facts straight. You bitch when the media gets it wrong, but you don't hold yourselves to the same standard. MalacypseTheYounger, kiss my butt.

  165. Stop spam dead in its tracks! Restricted charset! by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Read about it here.

    And I treat all email attachments I get as 'text files' to avoid immediate system compromise.

    Now I just have to keep my antivirus and firewall running ok to avoid having a particular Registry entry from being compromised that will make such 'text file' treatment of malware impossible.

  166. Correction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By 2050, every white person in America will be a personal servant.

  167. Phatbot is now on Symantec site (Friday) by Ed+Johnston · · Score: 1

    As of Friday morning, the word 'Phatbot' is on Symantec's site but as one of the aliases of W32.HLLW.Polybot.
    See http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc /data/w32.hllw.polybot.html