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IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm

Dave writes "Over the past few days, IRC Networks across the internet have felt the brunt of the Fizzer worm. In an unusual display of geek solidarity, representatives from dozens of IRC Networks, including EFNet, IRCNet and DALnet, have gathered to create a Fizzer Task Force. Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds."

314 comments

  1. The battle has ended. You've got worms! by Scoria · · Score: 3, Funny

    IRC Networks across the internet have felt the brunt of the Fizzer worm.

    Now, miniscule web servers, you will feel the brunt of the Slashdot behemoth!

    Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds.

    And, once this story is published, we'll observe the various effects of futile desperation!

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  2. As Well They Should ... by AlabamaMike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to point fingers, but as we all know IRC networks are a major conduit for the distribution of warez. I'm not living in a glass house here, so I'll admit that I've gotten viruses from "packs" downloaded through IRC networks. It's good to see that these guys are coming together and helping to stem the spread of this virus. Unfortunately, I've heard nothing from the KaZaA guys in this line, and they are probably much worse than the IRC people (all their clients are Windows platforms, most of their users are completely clueless, etc.) It takes some skills (not much, but some) to get stuff off IRC. Any jackass can download from KaZaA. That's where the real work needs to be done in order to stop this virus cold.
    -A.M.

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    1. Re:As Well They Should ... by psycht · · Score: 2, Funny

      if that's the case then those jackasses should be able to download from a trustworthy source. /join #fizzer for free mp3's!

    2. Re:As Well They Should ... by gerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just idle in some rooms where i know the people. only file sharing i've done is to send a pic or two

      As for KaZaA, i'm just not using it at all. I haven't heard how well Norton or McAfee protects against Fizzer over different media yet, so i'm just gonna lay low for a while. I suspect that many others will too.

      This brings up another interesting idea. RIAA/MPAA designing virii to attack P2P networked computers (maybe with keywords like 'Usher' in their music files?). HIGHLY illegal, but what do they care?

    3. Re:As Well They Should ... by KeyserDK · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why quakenet wasn't in the list because of the non existant warez distribution (bots/channels). It's by far the largest network. So I think it's pretty odd the worm doesnt target quakenet.

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    4. Re:As Well They Should ... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

      We really need to shut down USENET as well, as it's a major conduit for the distribution of warez. FTP is also a big problem. The world wide web is a major, major conduit for the distribution of warez. And don't even talk to me about filesharing networks...all major conduits for the distribution of warez.

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    5. Re:As Well They Should ... by slug359 · · Score: 3, Informative

      QuakeNet probably won't get targeted as they have a highly active anti-worm/trojan squad equipped with a trojan scanner (my work) and other services which hunt the network for flood clones/trojans/illegal botnets automatically.

    6. Re:As Well They Should ... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Interesting

      AOL has 'rooms'. IRC has channels.

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    7. Re:As Well They Should ... by buswolley · · Score: 1
      it wasnt that funny actually. just a rehash of a thousand and one other jokes.

      of course life is just a rehash..

      and then there is hash

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    8. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh you dumbass the list consists of only irc.* hosts, thats why Undernet isn't in it as well. Dalnet is in the list and they don't even allow ANY filesharing so there goes your stupid theory.

    9. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "viruses" not "virii."

    10. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I haven't seen the statistics, but I believe CAT5 ethernet cable is one of the worst piracy tools every made by man. NO copyright protection technology, NO logging or audit trail, and all those wires (both of them) makes it hard for law enforcement to tap.

      I suggest an immediate ban, and the sending of threatining letters to all CAT5 owners.

    11. Re:As Well They Should ... by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      It's a WORM, not a virus you can get downloading a file!

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    12. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about i shove a virus up your ass dickface. why god made people like you is beyond me

    13. Re:As Well They Should ... by SailorFrag · · Score: 1

      The reason that the IRC networks are working together is this:

      The bots don't actually spread over IRC. However, one of the methods they can be controlled (we presume, at least) is IRC. For that, infected systems connect to a random irc server from a large list. The larger networks don't really care -- the problem is that the smaller networks have servers which cannot support as many clients. Entire servers can be filled if their limit is only 250 clients (which is the limit for some).

      The reason that some networks are omitted from the list is that it appears that they created the server list from an old mirc default servers.ini, only including entries that began with 'irc' (ie matching regex /^irc/). A few networks were left out because of this.

    14. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, another l33t3r-than-thou IRC user. I guess you can't handle the thought that AOL "rooms" and IRC "channels" are functionally equivalent, and usually populated with the same type of losers...

    15. Re:As Well They Should ... by Richy_T · · Score: 3, Funny
      ME TOO!

      Rich

    16. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er...no. IRC is pretty low, but at least requires a modicum of knowledge to even access. AOL chat rooms are the bottom of the Dead Sea compared to IRC. Ever been in one? It's frightening.

    17. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "RC is pretty low, but at least requires a modicum of knowledge to even access. AOL chat rooms are the bottom of the Dead Sea compared to IRC. Ever been in one? It's frightening. "

      Yeah, but you get people other than fucking tedious young, white, male nerds to talk to.

    18. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not alloying file sharing, and it not having it still occur are quite different things.

    19. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "We really need to shut down USENET as well, as it's a major conduit for the distribution of warez."

      Actually you are more right then you are aware of, here in Sweden all ISPs has stoped providing binary usenet groups.

    20. Re:As Well They Should ... by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      We really need to shut down USENET as well, as it's a major conduit for the distribution of warez. FTP is also a big problem. etc...

      Although this is funny, it also misses the point, which is that IRC is much harder to monitor and makes the host of the warez more anonymous than does FTP, the WWW, and even P2P networks (I suppose you can still anonymously post large binaries using public access news servers, but there are fewer and fewer of those anymore). In other words, it's better suited for warez distribution than those other methods.

  3. mIRC by SPaReK · · Score: 1

    Does this only affect mIRC? Why not just switch to a different IRC client?

    1. Re:mIRC by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They'll do that, just a soon as we convince them to stop using IE, Outlook, and/or Windows because supperior products exsist.

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    2. Re:mIRC by shadowjk · · Score: 5, Informative

      This does not affect mIRC or any other IRC Client, at all.

      The fizzer worm that's currently spreading, spreads through outlook and Kazaa. It also has a IRC backdoor, through which presumably the virus author can access infected computers. This IRC backdoor connects to a list of several irc servers, and sit in a channel.

      As the number of infected computers (Please people, update your Anti Virus software!) is growing, this puts a higher load on the irc servers. This is what it's all about, to find a way to get rid of the trojans from the servers, so that nobody can abuse them for DDoS or looking for CC numbers or other private info on infected machines, in a way that doesn't put too much stress on the IRC servers.

    3. Re:mIRC by alien88 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As it stands right now, the worm was poorly coded or released into public early. The IRC client is pretty much useless - it doesnt have any commands and you can't do anything with it.

    4. Re:mIRC by parksie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Before we decided to actively get rid of them, we were attempting to see if we could do anything useful with them.

      Eventually we had more bots than real users on the network (we're only small, so about 700 bots). With the Unreal fizzer-blocking module, we're close to having set around 10,000 local zlines.

      Hopefully the admins on each network will notice them, and stop them being used for anything. After that, finding a way to remove the virus is less critical (if it becomes mostly useless).

      parksie, ZiRC.

    5. Re:mIRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you have to create the superior products and then start to convince people. IE you might be able to make an argument for but Outlook, Microsoft Office, and even in some ways Windows you are pretty much shit out of luck.

    6. Re:mIRC by shadowjk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wish more people would emphasize this. If the worm author had spent a little more time in ironing out the incomplete features and bugs, this would have been one killer of a worm.

      Add the missing features, remove that bug that makes it easy(ish) to identify programmatically on IRC, voilá, killerworm of doom.

      The real question is, how long before someone actually does this, creates a better worm?

      Whoever created Fizzer was on the right track by adding AIM capability (according to f-secure), does AOL have any experience in compating trojan hacker communication through their systems? I bet not. Just imagine what the author could do with a few hundred thousand of these babies, it would make the slashdot effect pale in comparison!

      We are sitting on a ticking time-bomb.. it's just a matter of time..

    7. Re:mIRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wouldn't call mIRC bad software. It seems that the l337 crowd thinks that all easy software = bad software because it allows everyone do what they do.

      "We learned it the hard way, you should do it too"

    8. Re:mIRC by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would say better products actually pre-exsisted all the examples. The difference it marketing, cost, and positioning. Mac OS and maybe the Amiga I would say were better than Windows and pre-dated it for the most part (yes I know how far back Win 1.1 went, but I mean when people actually cared it exsisted). Netscape was definately better than IE up until at least 4, I would argue 5. As for email, Eudoras not newcomer. People are lazy and/or uneducated for the most part. They had no desire to expand beyond what their computers came with or didn't know how. The way Windows had it integrated it certainly looked(s) like that was the proper/only way to do it. Bribing/strong arming the ISPs didn't hurt eaither.

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    9. Re:mIRC by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1
      Um....I used XiRCON for the longest time (even after it stopped being supported), until the bugs of it (buggy userlist, inability to handle right click commands on someone that has a 'special' rank other than voiced or ops) finally brought me over to mIRC.

      I still prefer it over mIRC, since you can make XiRCON look much prettier in my opinion (text wise).

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    10. Re:mIRC by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I've used it myself. Not using Windows at home and prefering GNU programs eventually steared me away but it had its benefits. I liked how easily I could create my own context menus and custom commands when I was an Oper/admin at an ISP. Our server supported several non-standard commands that only really affected the Java clients like "furl" (force url) which would allow me to force the FAQs, rules, or support pages to come up on their machines. I of course made a "right click>send to hampsterdance" menu for annoying people.

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    11. Re:mIRC by bongoras · · Score: 5, Funny

      AH HA!

      That is compelling evidence, of course... the virus was written by Microsoft. Next week they plan to release Fizzer XP Service Pack 1 which will fix those issues.

    12. Re:mIRC by sheldon · · Score: 1

      "They had no desire to expand beyond what their computers came with or didn't know how."

      Millions of Napster and Kazaa users prove you wrong.

    13. Re:mIRC by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      The fact they're using a spyware installing somewhat closed network KaZaa instead of a wide open can share with anybody servent to actual Gnutella lowers the value of that statement. Same with Napster, Napster, Audiogalaxy and the other dead closed networks prove why openness is very important when being trading files.

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    14. Re:mIRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netscape was better than IE prior to the 3's. Version 3 was pretty equal on both and then IE blew Netscape away when it came to version 4. Netscape 4 was a blight on society with some of the worst standards support of any browser prior and since. Add to that the fact that it took a year and a day to load on the fastest machine and you have a good reason why it died.

      As for Mac vs Windows, Mac's were pitiful crash prone slow computers until OS X came along. OS 7 and 8 were disgusting. I worked at two separate companies that had to make the switch to PC's (NT4) even though they loved Mac in theory. They just couldn't stand the instability.

      Being better first doesn't make any difference. You have to keep improving and innovating. Both Netscape and Apple had stagnant periods where they let Microsoft pull ahead and playing catch up ain't fun.

    15. Re:mIRC by Cyno · · Score: 0

      please people switch to a secure OS.

    16. Re:mIRC by Tarpan · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would anyone want menus for irc is beyond me... IRC is text, how do you input text? With a keyboard of course, so why move your hands to the mouse... So custom commands are imo much better than an ugly meny. I love the text/console based irssi since it's just the best one. Easy to script and can be customized a lot... And since it is run on the console I run it in a screen so I am just a ssh/PuTTY away from irc...

    17. Re:mIRC by Moonshadow · · Score: 2, Informative

      The actual effect on IRC is that the virus creates bots which then sit in IRC channels and listen for instructions. Server ops are getting several thousand of these, in some cases, draining server resources. It's a network problem, not a client one.

    18. Re:mIRC by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I don't see other OSes as particularly immune to idiots running viruses. recall the biggest problem is people *actually do* run those cute .exe flashes and such they get in emails

      [my mother is one of them which is why my drives are not set to share write access :-)]

      Also most newbs are likely to run linux like OSes in root mode [I know when I was new to it I did] since its much easier to install/configure as root.

      Tom

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    19. Re:mIRC by pecosdave · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mouse drop downs worked, but aliases were in their to. I had it set up to do which ever I felt like doing. When I was leaning back watching I would use the mouse. When someone was arguing and we were typing back and fourth I would use an alias. Roll your own.

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    20. Re:mIRC by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Windows came with a p2p application built into the OS, people would use that no matter how bad it was.

    21. Re:mIRC by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      I don't see other OSes as particularly immune to idiots running viruses. recall the biggest problem is people *actually do* run those cute .exe flashes and such they get in emails

      Very true.. I saw one of my friends run a .vbs trojan right before my eyes as I yelled "noooooooo!" but it was too late she had already double-clicked on the file several times thinking it was an mp3 (downloaded from Kazaa). It deleted all media files (mpeg, mp3, wav, avi, etc) on her PC. She had no anti-virus software so I had to manually remove it. And this girl is actually a bit computer savvy, though obviously not enough..

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    22. Re:mIRC by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      Whatever suits your needs. Windows suits my needs perfectly, maybe because I'm used to it. Yeah, I use Linux as well. The only problem is that I am very busy these days, and I basically have little time to get rid of all my Windows habits and figure out exactly how to get Linux to do what I need it to do.

      In regards to mIRC, I also find it to suit my needs perfectly. Again, it could be because it's what I'm used to. But then again, I have tried numerous IRC clients, especially for Linux. I've also tried pIRCh, Klient and some other clients I don't remember the name of. Then there's X-chat, Kvirc and so on for Linux.

      I generally consider myself quite open-minded about software. If there is a clearly superior product out there for my needs, I will use it. I use The Bat! for my e-mail needs, Agent for Usenet (never quite got the hang of Xnews, and Netscape is terrible, as is Outlook Express).

      As a browser, I use Mozilla, Phoenix and Opera. I used to be a die-hard Netscape 4 user, but then Opera won me over with its superior ease of use, convenience and power surfing. When Mozilla became a real alternative, I found myself using it too, because I can't quite decide what is better for me. Opera is small, fast, and very polished. Mozilla has all kinds of "bells and whistles", many of which are actually useful, and you can "plug in" new functionality. I'm not sure I would recommend anyone new to PCs to use Mozilla, though.

      Anyway, the point of this is that I use mIRC because I haven't found anything to better serve my needs. And since I generally use "alternative" software, apart from the operating system itself, I'd say that mIRC isn't actually all that bad. Unless it doesn't serve your needs. But to categorically judge it as crappy software is more a sign of narrow-mindedness than a nose for quality.

      But hey, if you know of any other IRC clients for Windows I should have a look at, let me know.

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  4. Yeah! by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's help these guys out by /.'ing their co-ordinating page!

  5. d00dz n07 1337 570P by pecosdave · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can just see it now, messages telling people to stop pushing their viri.

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  6. *Ahem* by guacamolefoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Symantec:

    Systems Not Affected: Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, Linux

    Heh. Clearly the work of an evil genius.

    GF.

    1. Re:*Ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Systems Not Affected: Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, Linux

      I guess that means BeOS is at risk? Oh no!

    2. Re:*Ahem* by fred666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      *NIX/Linux systems can be at risk if you're using a misconfigured wine.

      Seriously, wine is getting better every month and can run a wider lot of window$ software, it is not surprising that it will (could?) run windows worms/viruses (which are software written by human after all) and put our supposed-virus-free-OS [insert your preferred flavour of unix here] at the same level of risk than windoze users.

      Please think about it if you install such a software...

    3. Re:*Ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chroot your wine directory, or better yet, run wine on BSD in a "jail" environment.

    4. Re:*Ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because no one actually uses Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, or Linux for anything productive.

    5. Re:*Ahem* by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I've only "Wined" a little bit, getting Trillian and the like to run, but wouldn't you have to go out of your way to execute the hostile code on your machine?

  7. possible perps by zogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    --anyone else get the impression this is a pro active anti "piracy" move by the music and movie monopolists? That's what I thought of when I first read about this a couple of days ago. Looks like an attempt to shutdown channels of P2P-ish nets.

    Anyway, that's how I think with crimes, use flatfoot 101, "who profits?".

    1. Re:possible perps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BitTorrent sites have been having similar problems. They've been under continuous DoS attacks for a few weeks now. I personally doubt that this is due to some script kiddies, and think that the RIAA/MPAA has hired some "bounty hunters".

    2. Re:possible perps by Spottie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We don't HAVE any p2p chans - the thing just runs down a network list and isn't targeting anyone in particular.

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    3. Re:possible perps by fafaforza · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who knows. One thing is for sure though: by publicising their intentions of sabotaging files on Kazaa and distributing viruses, they opened themselves up to such speculation.

    4. Re:possible perps by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 1
      Anyway, that's how I think with crimes, use flatfoot 101, "who profits?"

      Perhaps this worm is a result of profiteering. However, many computer crimes do not follow this standard profile. "Traditional" (define that how you like) hacks n' cracks are most often done for motives other than profit (direct or indirect). I see no evidence to suggest this is changing.

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    5. Re:possible perps by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 1
      "Anyway, that's how I think with crimes, use flatfoot 101, "who profits?"."

      I prefer using common sense 101, which reminds us that there's plenty of acts of vandalism (both online or otherwise) that have nothing to do with a profit motive. I don't look at a piece of graffiti on the side of the road and instantly assume that it's most likely the handiwork of a local paint salesman. Sure, there may be cases of vandalism-for-profit, but those are more likely to be the exception, rather than the rule.

    6. Re:possible perps by zogger · · Score: 1

      --oh, OK, I agree, it could be totally random. Definetly a possibility there. It's (the riaa/mpaa contractors as perps idea) just a possibility that is a shade above probability than your paint salesman and graffiti analogy. For that I would think "gang members" unless it was warchalking symbols. But you can disagree with that as well. And I never stated it as fact, I premised it with the word "possible" and with their stated intentions of doing similar, combined with evidence of them doing it already and other proacctive measures like the popup instant messages warnings, etc, combined with it being on kazaa, I can claim "common sense" 101 same as ya'all.

      Also note, I never called this on any other worm or virus, just this one. Probably not an important or even known detail to you, but it is significant to me. I just smell a rat on this one, a shiny billionaire monopolist rat. I hope I am wrong though, really, I'd rather it was a normal script kiddie.

      I have another theory as well, and I'm working on it now, and it's totally different, but at this time I can't show any verification of it, so I'll skip it unless I can come up with some evidence.

      I just like mysteries, sorta fun for me.

    7. Re:possible perps by zogger · · Score: 1

      --the "who profits?", yes this is true. the only obvious profit I can see from disrupting the irc nets is to stop the irc nets. who loses big time besides all the normal users from irc being up and running?

      That's about it, and from the reactions I have gotten, I wish now I had STFU about it. Never thought I'd see what I am seeing with the frantic defense and subject changing. sorta again suspicious to me, but oh well, no one cares, I don't. I always forget that this is slashdot, I keep thinking it's a normal web forum, and I just need to learn my lesson on that. Just seemed obvious to me as ONE possible and maybe probable angle to look at, that it was a proactive attack from the people who said they were going to be doing that. guess I was just SO WRONG to even bring the subject up.

      I sincerely hope that the elite ones can solve their problems with the irc being disrupted, that's about it, besides that, got no dog in the fight with music swppers, although I have written on it a lot,in defense of the swappers, I guess I'll leave the swappers to fight their own battles then,I'll skip my normal political contacts I work on the subject that I've develoiped over the years, I got more important things then the latest hollywood must-see block buster or some band I never heard of or some video game. I don't own one single mp3 or digital movie, I am more concerned with the integrity of the net. Maybe if everyone who trades gets hacked to pieces and taken down,gets fined, etc, it will slop over and get rid of the bulk of the virus writers and spammers, too. I'd bet a nickle that spammers and virus writers also snag filez, wouldn't you? Anyway, who knows who writes these things and turns them loose, maybe it'll be a good thing in the long run for people who don't want the net taken over by the bad people, maybe, no idea.

      OK, it's a random normal virus, just sent out "because it's possible" and someone wants to brag about it, even if it's just to themselves just to gloat over. There ya go, that's exactly what it is, no other possibility. I'm done on this thread for now, thanks.

    8. Re:possible perps by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "anyone else get the impression this is a proactive anti "piracy" move by the music and movie monopolists?"

      Anyone want to write a version which only trashes machines when the local domain is vivendi.com?

    9. Re:possible perps by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      Or maybe this is a ploy from the Linux distributors to shut down Windows!

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  8. Re:method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Most IRC worms exploit the scripting engines in the IRC clients, not an OS bug.

  9. death of irc? by AbdullahHaydar · · Score: 1, Redundant

    All of this is contributing, unfortunately, to the Death of IRC

    From the official Undernet note in the link:

    "At this point, the future of the Undernet and IRC remains uncertain."

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    1. Re:death of irc? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That note was from 2 years ago. Undernet is still going strong today and remains one of the largest IRC networks.

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    2. Re:death of irc? by AbdullahHaydar · · Score: 1

      yes, but how many more serious issues can arise before ISPs and Universities decide to drop the service, which they provide for free for a small minority of their users. That's what the note is about.

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    3. Re:death of irc? by Branc0 · · Score: 1
      This has nothing to do with the death of IRC.

      I'm an Operator in a small network and having this virus on the network isn't affecting our users in many ways (yes, the load is higher but the servers can take it) and they don't feel any urge to leave.

      The IRC OP's have been controling the situation (glines, forbidding channels, etc) and we are close to implement a technical solution to this problem.

      So... IRC, around here, is alive and well

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    4. Re:death of irc? by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

      It's a protocol, so how would it die?

      The large ircnets are laggy and crap filled anyway, wouldn't be too much of a loss.

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    5. Re:death of irc? by Clived · · Score: 1

      From the official Undernet note in the link:

      "At this point, the future of the Undernet and IRC remains uncertain."

      Huh ? I've been on Undernet for the last year and its been the most stable IRC network I've ever been on (veteran of Efnet in the early 90's and Dalnet in the late 90's), so comments like this are basically scare-mongering IMHO

      My two bits

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    6. Re:death of irc? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      I've met hundreds of interesting people on large networks, many of whom I still talk to to this day, on irc, and in real life. After trying out some of the smaller networks (as well as the other 2 large networks), I have no doubt that I couldn't have met these people on the smaller ones. The userbase on EF/Under/Dal is large enough that it allows for channels that are very specialized, but still large enough for a conversation to be going.

      And it's not a matter of the protocol dying, it's the communities that live on certain networks, and that would be a loss...

    7. Re:death of irc? by VaultX · · Score: 1

      That page was published over 2 years ago during a MAJOR DDoS attack, pulling that quote out of context like that is largely misleading.

      At the time, Undernet lost 7-9 servers I believe due to DDoS however, now I believe IRC in general is hitting new user counts by the day.

      As long as kiddies packet, the certain will always remain 'Uncertain' however, not nearly as uncertain as you attempted to make it seem by linking to a 2.5 year old article.

      cheers.

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      - nick
  10. interesting by squarefish · · Score: 1

    it's sort of like an virtual version of the 'Amber Alert' for viruses instead of lost children.

    I hope it works!

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    1. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know who the 'Adam' in 'code Adam' is from, but who's this 'Amber' in 'Amber alert'? Was she some sort of terrorist?

  11. Re:method by Lxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's YAOW (Outlook Worm). Same drill, you open an infected attachment, it copies itself to the address book as well as installs its payload.

    Dammit, when are worms going to get interesting again? This "exploit the hell out of Outlook" routine is getting old.

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  12. okay, time to update by newsdee · · Score: 1

    can somebody recommend a good free antivirus for Win machines?

    if there is such thing...

    Mainstream media seems to report that the virus comes out of Outlook attachments ONLY, which shows how ignorance can be dangerous if this worm is effectively spread through filesharing networks... :-/

    1. Re:okay, time to update by ejaw5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      AVG AntiVirus Free Edition is available here: http://www.grisoft.com When I used to use windows, AVG was IMO the best antivirus out there in terms of speed and detection, compared to mcAfee and norton.

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    2. Re:okay, time to update by crowke · · Score: 1

      AVG AntiVirus is free (ony registration with a valid e-mail address is required) and support up-to-date signatures, scheduled scanning, real-time scanning and e-mail scanning.

    3. Re:okay, time to update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend AVG Antivirus. Free to download, automatic updates are free as well. I usually install it for friends/neighbours that don't want to shell out Norton Antivirus.

    4. Re:okay, time to update by nolife · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been using AntiVir for a few months on W2K and 98SE machines. Seems to work pretty good.

      AVG appears to be another free one but I have not tried it.

      I was using an older version of NAV Corporate but it seemed too bloated for some of my slower machines. I've also used the scaled down version of Trendmicro that normally comes packaged with new motherboards, it is limited to 3 months of updates unless you pay for a subscription but the price is reasonable if you want to keep using it.

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    5. Re:okay, time to update by EricWright · · Score: 1, Funny
      can somebody recommend a good free antivirus for Win machines?
      Linux?
    6. Re:okay, time to update by Dioji · · Score: 3, Informative

      F-Prot is what I use, and the DOS version is free: www.f-secure.com

    7. Re:okay, time to update by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      can somebody recommend a good free antivirus for Win machines?

      I've had pretty good luck with fdisk. It's not exactly free, but it does come with your OS. But what it lacks in features it more than makes up for in savings.

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    8. Re:okay, time to update by Salamander · · Score: 1

      I used to use AVG, but then I noticed several benchmark sites saying that its detection rates sucked. After that it was between Avast! and AntiVir, with the former having a slight edge in detection rates (plus auto-update), so that's what I went with. It's great that AVG's free, and performs well, but it doesn't really perform the basic task of protecting from viruses so none of that matters.

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    9. Re:okay, time to update by cjjjer · · Score: 0

      I use McAfee v4.5.1 SP1 w/hotfix and it has worked for me. Not that I'm a n00b with computers. I auto update my defs each night, run weekly scans and I use Outlook for email. The last time I was infected with a virus was back in 94' and it only took one time to keep me anal about virus updates and securing my system.

      So lets all say it together and get along:

      "Your OS platform is as secure as you make it."

      Sure some offer better solutions and settings from the get go but it's up to the individual to be diligent on what content they wish to view/download/install

      And that's all I have to say about that....

    10. Re:okay, time to update by djembe2k · · Score: 1
      With all due respect to the responses that named some possible free tools . . . . no. I can't recommend anything free.

      If you can afford to buy a computer, you can spend the $30 or $40 to get a decent professional anti-virus program. Unlike anything free, your basic McAfee / Norton / etc are going to allow you to configure your machine to automatically update virus definitions without intervention, and are going to basically keep the definitions up to date with virtually every realistic virus threat out there, and they will update the defintions quickly in response to new threats.

      I don't believe any free solution can do this for you. It is worth the money. It is the first step that any home Wintel box owner needs to take to prevent the most common security problems (yes, yes, I know, aside from nuking the OS, which isn't an option for most home users, and is clearly not a useful response to this poster, even if it gets you a few funny mod points).

      Or, to put it the other way, if you aren't willing to take even this first step, there's very little chance your box is going to stay intact over time.

      Bite the bullet and accept that spending the extra bucks is the cost of doing business with MS.

    11. Re:okay, time to update by prandal · · Score: 1

      Yes, Avast 4 Home Edition rocks! Small incremental pattern updates released frquently - 3 updates in the last 3 days. On the one occasion I've experienced where a update resulted in false positives, the fixed patterns were there within a few hours. Good stuff.

    12. Re:okay, time to update by eyeye · · Score: 1

      If you can afford to buy a computer, you can spend the $30 or $40 to get a decent professional anti-virus program.


      Super fallacious arguments batman!!!
      Firstly if you can afford to buy a computer this is not the same as being able to afford a computer PLUS £40 for software!
      Secondly even if you can afford £40, then shouldnt the same logic apply for a firewall, then for an office suite etc...

      There are plenty of free alternatives on windows, AVG, Kerio for a firewall, Openoffice etc... and I think you are doing them a disservice.
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    13. Re:okay, time to update by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      loadlin?

  13. PEBCAK by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. To the very best of my knowledge I haven't been infected by any virus or trojan since the early 90s when I didn't have Internet access and fast virus updates.

    But even running around nekkid, I don't think I'd have caught more than a handful of viruses to begin with. Why the hell is it that people open up all the crap executable stuff they get? I think the best hope is a new generation that has grown up with SPAM, viruses etc. and don't fall for that kind of bullshit. Teaching old dogs new tricks doesn't work, but they will die eventually...

    Kjella

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    1. Re:PEBCAK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they will die eventually...

      Thats funny. Thats exactly what I used to repeat to myself over and over again while working tech support at an ISP some years back.

    2. Re:PEBCAK by Schezar · · Score: 1

      Here here!

      Once, in the early ninties, I got the FORM virus from an infected floppy. It was mostly harmless, so I kept it on my machine, kind of like a pet. (Ahh, back when viruses were silly and harmless... Ogre aside). It never caused me any trouble.

      Beyond my "pet," I've never have a Trojan, virus, worm, or exploit bother me. I don't blindly run executables, I don't boot from strange floppies...

      It's hard to get a virus unless you're an idiot. That's just my opinion, but I hold to it. Te only people I've known who have EVER had a problem (both at home and at work) were less-than-bright bulbs.

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    3. Re:PEBCAK by gpinzone · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to just tell people the problem was caussed by a "nut loose behind the keyboard."

    4. Re:PEBCAK by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you to some extent. I've never ran any sort of an anti virus program on my computer. Ever. And I've never had a virus.

      However, I'm not sure one can criticize average computer users who most likely have other careers and matters on their minds, and couldn't care less to look up advisories for Outlook, and security fizes. As long as it downloads their mail, and as long as the box says it will keep their computer safe from hackers, I don't think they care to put in any more investment in this whole technology thing.

    5. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The best hope is a user interface that clearly distinguishes between *running a program* and *opening a document*. Windows over the years has deliberately blurred this - even in Win3.x Program Manager the command to run an application was called 'Open'. Cute, but it doesn't help people learn the difference between documents, which are just data that can be viewed, and programs, which are instructions for your machine to perform.

      You may object that things like Word macros (and their associated viruses) blur the line between files and executables. But that is another instance of the same problem: 'opening' such a document should be split into the two questions it implies: do you want to *view* the file contents? do you want to *execute* the instructions in the file?

      If user interfaces and especially mail clients bothered to present this distinction to the user then a lot of the worm problems would go away. Some people would still have virus checkers, mostly companies who don't trust their employees not to execute dancing_elephants.exe. But even in those cases, it would be simple to lock down mail clients to not allow execution, as long as they bother to make a clear distinction between viewing and executing to start with. (And as long as the applications they launch, such as Word, do the same.)

      One way of explaining this in non-technical language is: 'If I sent you a letter and it said "please jump off the nearest cliff" and you read it, would it do any harm to you? Why should the equivalent message sent to a computer be any different?'

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    6. Re:PEBCAK by tomgilder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but trojans like this aren't the user's fault. They're the fault of their computer, allowing an executable from email (or other untrusted source) to run with no restrictions.

      Users should *not* have to be scared of using their computer. The computer should simply stop them from doing anything wrong.

      Users won't learn, so teach the computers instead.

    7. Re:PEBCAK by Aviancer · · Score: 1

      What is code and what is data? I can send you a word document that will screw your windows box six ways from Sunday. It's the decision to make untrusted data (emails, et al) able to execute turing-complete languages that has brought on the onslaught of internet virii.

    8. Re:PEBCAK by Ummagumma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Replace the word 'computer' with the word 'automobile' in the following sentance:

      "Users should *not* have to be scared of using their computer. The computer should simply stop them from doing anything wrong."

      Now how do you feel about that?

      I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with you here - just food for though.

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      "The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." - Thomas Jefferson
    9. Re:PEBCAK by yanestra · · Score: 1
      To the very best of my knowledge I haven't been infected by any virus or trojan since the early 90s when I didn't have Internet access and fast virus updates.

      Try astalavista.box.sk. After some time of surfing, you'll see if there have been open holes on your machine...
    10. Re:PEBCAK by tomgilder · · Score: 1

      Automobiles can kill people. If you could stop cars from killing people, and add extra safety features, would you?

      There's a limited amount you can do though. There's a hell of a lot more that can be done to protect users on computers though.

      The analogy I thought of (although please let's not get into analogy hell going round and round) is that imagine for some odd reason a lift (er, "elevator") has one button to go up, one button to go down and one to cut the cables and fall to doom (ok maybe not entirely likely). The labels for the buttons are in a language you don't understand.

      If the user presses the button and falls to their doom, is it the fault of the manufacturer or the user for not fully understanding what they were doing? Currently with MS email clients by default you basically have to confirm you meant to press the button. I say the button should just never be there.

    11. Re:PEBCAK by Ummagumma · · Score: 1

      I see your analogy, and up it. Imagine that you are... no, just kidding :)

      I agree with you - Outlook (and all programs by default) - should ship in thier 'safest' state. However, at some point, accountability comes to play. If you make outlook save files to disk first, the user will simply do that, then go and open it arbitrarily. I know my mom opens that damn 'elf bowling' proggie every time she gets it, no matter how many times I tell her not to. And, if you make a user jump through too many hoops to 'get thier work done' (even if it is just opening some crap elf bowling game), they will get frustrated and give up computing.

      Oh wait. Maybe thats a good thing.... :-D

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    12. Re:PEBCAK by jesser · · Score: 1

      It's the decision to make untrusted data (emails, et al) able to execute turing-complete languages that has brought on the onslaught of internet virii.

      There's nothing wrong with languages embedded in documents being turing-complete. Turing-completeness has to do with what a program can compute. A language can be turing-complete and yet not allow, or even not be able to express, reading data from your hard drive, making system-level calls, or sending data over a the Internet. For example, JavaScript can read and modify the document it is in, but it is restricted from doing the same to other documents except in certain cases.

      The problem arises when programs in those languages are allowed to make system calls, run other programs, etc. And, to a lesser extent, when a hang in a program embedded in a document causes the interpreter or compiled code to hang (since all turing-complete languages can hang).

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    13. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A wordprocessor document *should* be data, in any well-designed system. But some vendors (mentioning no names) have mixed code and data together and given no way to distinguish the two.

      I think there are two main classes of mail worms: those which rely on sending an attachment, and those which work by executing scripting commands directly in the mail client. The former could be avoided by making separate operations for 'open a document' and 'run a program'. (Opening an executable as a document would mean loading it into the disassembler, I guess. Or perhaps a message 'this is an executable not a document'.) The latter class of worm could be avoided by mail clients that treat messages as documents and never as executable code. Of course almost all Unix mail clients do this, so if someone sends you some Javascript in a message it will just be viewed as text.

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    14. Re:PEBCAK by tomgilder · · Score: 1

      Then if people want to send random games via email, we need managed execution for all files (as in .NET/Java). It should either be that, or nothing at all.

      The day when running an EXE on Windows that's been delivered over the Web or email and can't by default can't access anything sensitive will be great indeed.

    15. Re:PEBCAK by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      The interesting question is... do you remember what happened once a month with that pet?

    16. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, when you view a Postscript document with gsview or gv or ggv or just plain old Ghostscript, does it allow local filesystem access? Last time I looked this was on by default and you had to pass the -DSAFER switch, which seems broken to me.

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    17. Re:PEBCAK by jesser · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I agree that it would be broken if it didn't at least check for an x flag on the .ps file.

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    18. Re:PEBCAK by maxume · · Score: 1

      my mom got a virus recently. It is less because she is an idiot, and more because she doesn't care to understand why she can't run executable attachments. If she wanted to, I am pretty sure she could understand it, but she is more interested in checking her email and playing card games than in what her computers registry is or whatever.

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    19. Re:PEBCAK by jareth780 · · Score: 1

      Well we have the internet's best minds working on solving this "Fizzer" problem, don't worry!

      "Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds."

      IRC Log:
      Session Start: Wed May 14 02:20:29 2003
      Session Ident: #fizzer
      [02:20] * Now talking in #fizzer
      [02:20] * Topic is 'RULES: No TRADING|RATIOS|TRIGGERS|FSERVES|GAMES|ONJOINS, Speak english|DONT msg ops|Use plain txt|Say 'hi' & be polite'
      [02:20] * Set by BabyJesus on Fri Apr 28 04:50:28
      [02:22] * dobxid32 has joined #fizzer
      [02:22] * dobje32 has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
      [02:22] * dobxid32 is now known as dobje32
      [02:22] * |DTM| has joined #fizzer
      [02:23] <|SKYNET|> [SKYNETS LAIR] 211.29.46.40 port:2254 download: <ur nick>/cumgetsum (2 users) look: look/look. -=PASV Mode OFF=- retry: 60+ sec or ban
      [02:23] * BabyJesus sets mode: +v |DTM|
      [02:23] <SB_Stuff> Serpent's FTP: ftp.spstuff.net port: 1234 Username: [(your name)] Password: DL:[3dwarez] View:[view] Upload:[upload] Looking for: Pr0n, pr0n, pr0n! Upload any pr0n you have, please. Enjoy :)
      [02:23] * digi-tal has joined #fizzer
      [02:24] * BabyJesus sets mode: +v digi-tal
      [02:25] * O_R_K has joined #fizzer
      [02:25] * Zooey has joined #fizzer
      [02:26] * GeBs has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
      [02:48] <[SiD]> hi all
      [02:49] <nota|WORk> whaddup
      [02:53] <nota|WORk> nice url isp ;)
      [02:53] <[IsP]> hehe
      [02:53] <[IsP]> my g/f sent it to me ;)
      [02:54] <[IsP]> hey u stold skynet about his status thing?
      [02:54] <nota|WORk> well, that sounds like you'll have a nice meal soon
      [02:54] <nota|WORk> yeah
      [02:54] <[IsP]> lol
      [02:54] <nota|WORk> other chan ;P
      [02:55] <DEBOTRON> damn fizzer
      [03:00] <nota|WORk> [SiD], that's a very very old app
      [03:00] <nota|WORk> ancient basiaclly
      [03:04] * PaulD has joined #fizzer
      [03:05] * Braqua has quit IRC
      [03:14] <S-Clas2> why does the fuc.. DF doesnt support XP
      [03:16] <DEBOTRON> we should fix this fizzer thing now
      [03:17] <|SKYNET|> mmmmmm
      Session Close: Mon Mar 31 03:19:58 2003

    20. Re:PEBCAK by StarFace · · Score: 1

      Replace the word 'automobile' with 'grenade.' Yeah, the parent post has an opinion I do not agree with, but switching out words from entirely different classes of objects as an attempt at argument is pointless.

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    21. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can trust the executable flag on a file to say 'this document is privileged and can execute scripts'. Imagine a wordprocessor that doesn't execute macros in the document normally but does so when the document has execute permission. This would not be a very sane user interface because it would be too unpredictable and would do weird things when loading documents from DOS filesystems or other places that don't have an executable bit. More importantly, it provides no extra security because a file owned by someone else could of course have execute permissions for all.

      There needs to be some other check, and the best way IMHO is to have it safe by default and turn on 'unsafe' scripting (in Ghostscript's case, file access) only with explicit user approval.

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    22. Re:PEBCAK by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Session Start: Wed May 14 02:20:29 2003 ...
      [03:17] <jareth780> Maybe we could just go back in time and block the worm?
      [03:17] <DEBOTRON> Shut up dumma55
      [03:17] * BabyJesus rewinds universe to March 31
      [03:18] <DEBOTRON> WHA! DAMMIT now I have to take finals again
      [03:18] <BabyJesus> YOU DISAGREEING WITH ME, MORTAL?
      [03:18] <DEBOTRON> You suck
      *** UniverseServ sets mode: +o BabyJesus
      *** jareth780 has been kicked by BabyJesus (Die sinner)
      Session Close: Mon Mar 31 03:19:58 2003

      Ok, not as funny as the IRC top 50, but I tried.

    23. Re:PEBCAK by JSmooth · · Score: 1

      Careful what you say about the "new generation". I live with three teenagers (I'm 33) and not a one of them could do anything more than double-click. In fact the ONLY virus ever to come into my network before I installed AV on their system was through Kazaa and because they can't be bothered to know the difference between *.mp3 and *.mp3.vbs...

      They and their friends are representatives of the new generation of people that will have careers in marketing and sales. Only their geek friends which are few and far between have any hope.

    24. Re:PEBCAK by FrenZon · · Score: 1
      Users should *not* have to be scared of using their computer. The computer should simply stop them from doing anything wrong.
      Isn't that one of the selling points of Palladium?
    25. Re:PEBCAK by FrenZon · · Score: 1

      While my experience is similar to yours, I don't think it's a matter of the user being an idiot. Take my mum for example - she wrote an embedded multitasking OS for her masters (and built the computer to run it), and for her PhD she built and programmed one of Britain's first colour ECGs. She's what I call 'freaky smart'.

      Then she stopped doing the hardcore geek thing for a few years, and just settled into using windows for basic word processing. Now every time I check her machine, it's RIDDLED with viruses - so many, in fact, that even the latest virus scanners choke and die before completing their scans. Even after a reinstall/reformat, it's the same thing six months later.

      From her perspective, if a co-worker or client sends her an attachment, why shouldn't she open it? She's not going to spend the time to memorise the file extensions that are good or bad.

      This is my point - most users don't have the time nor desire to educate themselves about basic computer security; as far as they're concerned, the 'whizz-bang' computer should be trusted to do what it does .. if it's so smart, why can't it protect itself? And as I mentioned in another message somewhere, this is going to be one of the selling points of trusted-computing style environments such as Palladium.

      Scary.

    26. Re:PEBCAK by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      There is no difference. Say the exploit is caused by an overflow which is conviniently caused by the non-executable you're reading in...

    27. Re:PEBCAK by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      she wrote an embedded multitasking OS

      ... and can't tell the difference between exe and jpg? Please. My six year old knows which attachments are safe to open and which are not. How come your PhD, embedded multitasking OS writing mom can't figure it out?

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      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    28. Re:PEBCAK by FrenZon · · Score: 1
      How come your PhD, embedded multitasking OS writing mom can't figure it out?
      Because by default, Windows hides file extensions (and so does her email client). Sure, she could dig through to find the option to turn them back on, but why should she have to?

      Don't get me wrong, each time I see how mashed up her machines are, I crack the craps and rant about daft people are to open any old email attachment without checking what they are first. But my point is that smart people usually have better things to do with their brains than learning the constantly changing intricacies of their system.

      As you can see from my previous paragraph, I am a deeply conflicted individual.
    29. Re:PEBCAK by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Perfect analogy. Cars usually dont let you start the car in gear, have things like antilock brakes, traction control, dont have easily disabled driver airbags, have governors(sometimes), dont let u shift into random gears like park while driving(automagics) and all kinds of other consumerprotection things.

      I think in general the average consumer does not have enough auto knowhow or computer knowhow and should by default be limited.

    30. Re:PEBCAK by mpe · · Score: 1

      The best hope is a user interface that clearly distinguishes between *running a program* and *opening a document*. Windows over the years has deliberately blurred this - even in Win3.x Program Manager the command to run an application was called 'Open'.

      There is also a more subtle problem. Windows has a tendency to use the file extension to work out what icon it should display and if a file should be considered executable. But when it comes to trying to execute the file it can look in the file to work out how to execute it. Hence tricks like renaming a .EXE attachment as .WAV work. As opposed to resulting in an audio player saying "I can't play this!"

    31. Re:PEBCAK by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But you will always get poorly coded software that instead of harmlessly displaying the contents of a file, will be overflowable or trickable in some way to actually execute the file contents instead.
      For instance, it should be as safe to browse a website as it is to watch television, you should be able to view content, without risk that a hostile page will sieze control of your machine and force it to execute hostile code, often without you even realising whats going on.

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    32. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      You're right that buggy application can contain buffer overflow bugs. But that doesn't mean you can just ignore the problem of running untrusted executables, which is a far easier exploit and much more common. Really there are three stages:

      - Don't run untrusted executables and don't disguise them as 'documents'. This is so basic it shouldn't even need mentioning.

      - Fix the applications which are insecure by design, that is, those which execute scripts embedded in documents with the user's full privelege and without his or her say-so.

      - Fix bugs such as buffer overruns in other applications that might allow a document to execute a program even though this was not intended by the application's author.

      They all need doing, but the first two are by far a commoner source of exploits and are more urgent.

      --
      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    33. Re:PEBCAK by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The computer should not STOP them from doing bad things, but it should raise the bar to prevent someone with little or no knowlege from doing so. And it should also warn about potentially dangerous actions.
      The idea is, if you know enough about it to save a file out from your mail client, and then navigate to the directory where it was saved, mark it as executeable and then execute it, you *SHOULD* know better than to execute untrusted files in the first place, or atleast to execute them inside of a sandbox.
      This is how all the unix mail clients i`ve seen behave, and a few years ago the average employee/student had no trouble running pine, they had never known some fancy graphical crap so they didnt complain about pine... Nowadays theyre used to graphical clients with cutesy icons, irritating noises and ease of doing dangerous things, and they consider text based mail clients to be old and obsolete.
      Yes, i still use pine, No, i`ve never been infected with an email distributed virus, altho i recieve a lot of them on a regular basis.

      In short, a computer should not prevent the user from doing anything, afterall a computer is a tool under the control of the user. Rather the computer should raise the bar so that running untrusted code requires a reasonable understanding of the system, in the hope that anyone who understands the system well enough to run executeables recieved via email, also know enough to verify the source/integrity, and not run untrusted files.

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    34. Re:PEBCAK by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Your comment reminds me of MS-DOS where COM and EXE files really were different executable types (COM being limited to small memory model and a hangover from CP/M, or something), but when running the executable DOS ignored the extension and looked at the content. Which makes you wonder why they didn't use the .exe extension for both.

      For web browsing there is a third way of identifying files: the MIME-type, which browsers are supposed to use. But last I heard, Internet Explorer tended to ignore the MIME-type and use the filename extension. So there are three different ways of determining a file type, all conflicting.

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    35. Re:PEBCAK by parksie · · Score: 1

      I could always try and go into reverse while driving along at 80mph. Makes a lovely grinding noise, so the user would usually give up rather than fight the sync :) (Yay for manual transmissions!)

    36. Re:PEBCAK by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      But my point is that smart people usually have better things to do with their brains than learning the constantly changing intricacies of their system.

      I always thought smart people exercised their brains constantly. I enjoy learning and changing the intricacies of my system as much as I enjoy the solving complex computing problems at work as a research scientist. I've never known a smart person to put their brain on hold because "it's better used elsewhere" ... Seems silly.

      So, I can solve your problem for you. My father constantly opens everything under the sun, no matter how much I tell him he shouldn't. The fix?

      1. Explained file extensions to him. He doesn't listen, but I explained them anyway.

      2. Reconfigured his computer to show all extensions.

      3. Installed some auto-updating anti-virus software.

      4. Installed the latest Office service pack. This patched Outlook, which now hides "questionable" attachments by default.

      Saved me a lot of headaches.

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  14. Not your usual "task force" by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    No, there are no physically adept and good looking individuals complemeted with the obligatory "tough guy". No Tommy Lee Jones-like leader, bravely charging into danger. No electronics laden vans and phone taps. Just a bunch of pasty guys that are experts on Star Trek lore and like to debate the power of Perl.

    "task force"

    Heh

    1. Re:Not your usual "task force" by CharlieO · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah but those pasty guys that are experts on Star Trek lore and know wierd backwaters of Perl can also remove your systems/isp/country from the net without breaking into a sweat.

      And trust me you can cause more pain to more people by dumping thier net connection than you ever could with a swat team.

      First there's the pain for lusers that find thier mail IM and file swappers don't work, then there's the pain in the call centre when harrased techs try to explain to consumers what's going on, then there's the pain felt by the BOFH's with management hovering over thier shoulder, then there is further pain caused by the many minor bumps and niggles and repeats as the systems cope (or not) with the backlog built up in the down time. And after all that, if it was a good one, there are the recriminations on support boards, the calls for compensation, customers leaving, no end of replanning from the management team.

      Ahhhh

      The beauty is that a good DDOS is a gift that just keeps on giving.

      Truly Cthulhu is amongst us :)

    2. Re:Not your usual "task force" by haedesch · · Score: 1

      I doubt those guys could go to the bathroom without breaking a LOT of sweat :-D

    3. Re:Not your usual "task force" by CharlieO · · Score: 1

      ROFL

      (What was your IP again - purely for *ahem* research reasons)

    4. Re:Not your usual "task force" by sholden · · Score: 1

      None of those things are even near the pain level caused by having your family shot by adrenaline overdosed SWAT officers.

  15. Lock em down by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The worm attempts to terminate the process of various antivirus programs if they are found to be active.

    Are there any programs that allow processes to be "locked on"? It would be useful to restrict attempts to kill certain processes, to people that can provide the root password.

    There are probably heaps of this kind of thing, and another layer of security is always welcome.

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    1. Re:Lock em down by REBloomfield · · Score: 2, Informative

      well, most windows processes refuse to be killed, unless you use one of the API exploiters such as kill.exe. Sophos has an install option to prevent removal, but i don't think this goes as far as shutting it down.

    2. Re:Lock em down by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Services in win2k/xp cannot be killed from a user level process at all. [which is annoying if you really want it to die].

      So even if you did "kill pid" it won't work.

      Tom

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    3. Re:Lock em down by Keeper · · Score: 1

      You can write a version of kill that will kill services. It requires a few extra function calls, and the running user must have Admin rights.

    4. Re:Lock em down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "user-level" didn't you understand?

  16. Re:method by shadowjk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Through outlook, and by the user downloading warez from Kazaa.

    See this f-secure article

  17. The Slashdot community will render assistance! by Scoria · · Score: 0

    Become a contributor, everyone. Submit a garrulous diatribe to Slashdot and request several instances of their website!

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  18. Missing from the discussion so far: by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How exactly can we blame Microsoft for this? While we know that Fizzer only operates on the Windows platform and uses the Windows address book to mail itself, it also tries to use Kazaa to spread itself further.

    So, what did Microsoft do wrong that allowed this to happen? 200 words or less. 5 points off each for use of either "dancing monkeyboy" or "Borg".

    1. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made Windows Update too difficult for the average computer user. That whole clicking the link that say Windows Update and hitting next and install was just too complicated.

    2. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by michaelggreer · · Score: 1, Informative

      Pervasive VB scripting, particularly in Outlook. By default, someone can send you an email and run almost arbitrary code on your computer.

    3. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Blame onto Microsoft should be implied in all cases, as any well do to dancing monkeyboy or borg should know.

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    4. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Ececheira · · Score: 1

      That's completely not true. Any recent version of Outlook, and any version of Outlook with SP2 on it, has scripting off by default. It may have even been off longer than that.

      The real bulk of the problem is with stupid users running attachments that they shouldn't.

    5. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Has anyone subverted Windows Update yet?

      That would be bad.

    6. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by poorbastard · · Score: 1

      The m$ programmers crede:
      a) Use of Global varibles.
      b) Use of Global Marcos.
      c) The fetish of *.exe files for executables with universal executable option (lack of file permisions).
      d) The "registry" heal of m$.
      e) Do not issue wire cutters for internet / intranet security with OEM O/S with explict instructions on which wire to cut (HINT: look for a RJ-45 wire(s)).

      EOF
      poorbastard

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    7. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      a hell of a lot of folks still use win 98 and outlook express x.xx
      Windows XP seems kindof immune by default, and are definately getting better in my view, but until the great majority of users upgrade this problem will persist.

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    8. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by michaelggreer · · Score: 1

      Good point: I hadn't realized they had changed the default. No OS is safe from users running attachments.

    9. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. How is providing outdated, incorrect information informative? These viruses should have ended years ago. I have no sympathy for people who can't be bothered to spend 5 minutes to download a patch that was available and widely publicized forever ago.

    10. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by geschild · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll bite.

      Having a very elaborate rights structure within their filesystem, much better than the Unix variants have had (imho), having an 'executable' in it, and then not using it!

      Default to setting it off on software coming from network connections, have the user explicitly turn it on when necesarry. Unfortunatly this would go against the grain of 'easy computing for everyone' which is the core bussiness of Windows.

      So basically the answer to your question is: Microsoft is doing something wrong by wanting to cater for the lowest denominator computer user, no bars hold.

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    11. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Propogating a computing monocolture where exploitable flaws persist between not only minor versions but major versions.

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    12. Re:Missing from the discussion so far: by SailorFrag · · Score: 4, Interesting
      While we know that Fizzer only operates on the Windows platform and uses the Windows address book to mail itself, it also tries to use Kazaa to spread itself further.

      Actually, it doesn't use the Windows address book. I know this because I (under firewalled, very controlled conditions) ran it to see how it worked. One thing I noticed is that it was sending e-mails out to addresses I did not know. That computer does not have an address book, nor any outlook express smtp/pop3 server settings (I never configured it).

      Though the track record of OE and its address book is pretty bad, it isn't always to blame.
  19. Undernet also has... by kypper · · Score: 1

    some of the most organized and content-filled warez channels on the internet. It is THE place to go for that shite.

    How do I know this?
    erm...

    1. Re:Undernet also has... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.packetnews.com /me whistles and stays anonymous ;)

    2. Re:Undernet also has... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hope taco posts your ip, n00b.

  20. Re:My solution, presented years ago by Microlith · · Score: 1

    Right.

    And IRC would have died where it stood, full of elitist assholes and those with hacked clients lying about their OS.

  21. Re:My solution, presented years ago by fredrikj · · Score: 1

    Back before IRC was the 50,000+ user behemoth that it's become

    There are way over one million IRC users today.

    /me refrains from Dr. Evil joke

  22. Re:My solution, presented years ago by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Can I use the cygwin version of BitchX?

  23. Re:Is this a first? by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 1

    You obviously chose to hang out on the wrong IRC servers.

  24. Re:My solution, presented years ago by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    So wait, when a website caters to only one browser, you bitch and moan, and get open source browsers that lie about what they are. Now, you demand that an entire operating system be cut off from IRC....what makes you think that the next day there won't be myriad IRC clients that can lie about their OS...?

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  25. user = id10t by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Actually, I've been a savy computer user for some time now, IMHO. However, I had a laptop computer totally scrwed up by the 'ravage' boot sector virus. It's a virus that replicates itself on the boot sector of floppy disks, inserting itself right in front of that code that displays the message

    Non-system disk or disk error
    Replace disk and press any key when ready.

    I was caught totally off guard on that one, but I don't think that it indicates a user = id10t problem on my part.

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    1. Re:user = id10t by yarbo · · Score: 0

      Who modded this interesting? It was funny!

    2. Re:user = id10t by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the person who modded my post interesting won't be replying to your question because Slashdot rules do not allow you to post and mod in the same discussion. I sure didn't think that it was funny when it happened. The more I think about it, the more insidious I think that virus is. Imagine that a boot sector virus trashed my Linux machine before it even began to boot!

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    3. Re:user = id10t by the_real_tigga · · Score: 1

      you have clearly never expierienced the Amiga world.

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    4. Re:user = id10t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boot sector viruses are very common. Stop acting like it was the work of Satan himself.

    5. Re:user = id10t by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Such viruses were VERY common in the Amiga world, where the system was primarily booted from floppy and you could write code which remained resident in ram after a warm reboot. Also these bootsector viruses wouldn't display an error of any kind, they would boot just like a normal AmigaOS bootblock, become resident, and then allow your game/app to boot normally...
      When you reset the machine with the CTRL-AMIGA-AMIGA combination, the functional equivalent of CTRL-ALT-DEL only it cant be disabled in software, the virus would still be resident and would infect the next disk you booted from.
      This used to destroy custom bootloaders, common among commercial games, which had their own nonstandard bootblocks...

      But ponder for a minute, seeing how common it is to distribute ISO images nowadays, and the fact that casual cd copying/swapping is almost as prevalent as disk copying was in the Amiga days, how long before viruses are written to take advantage of the autorun feature of windows?

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  26. Re:The majority of these worms, however... by rosie_bhjp · · Score: 1

    don't you mean identd?

    identd is a bit past its time since the explosion of unix boxen that are administered by the very same end users. The age of trust(how silly) in the admins who run servers is long over.

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  27. Re:The majority of these worms, however... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go to any script kiddy channel, and see what they're running. It ain't windows.

    Name some good H4X0R t00lZ for windows. Not so easy, is it?

    All the portscanners, eggdrops, warbots, and other bullshit is linux based.

    I guarantee the fellow/group behind fizzer connects with his linux box to control all of his 7337 bots.

    The windows users are the leghumpers who keep asking you "a/s/l".

    So why ban the victims? Ban the jerks.

    You should really ban any scriptable client to 'save IRC'. There are enough stupid linux users to download "megascript for IRC-II" and have no idea what it's exposing to the mega h4x0rs of DALNet.

    Your OSism is pretty much, like all prejudices, ignorant of the real issues. Just like the poor white hillbilly who thinks blacks are the cause of his problems, you sit pointing fingers at windows.

    The thing to do is to simply realize that IRC is simply an insecure telnet hack. It always will be.

    Recreate is based on ssh or something.

    The windows users have all moved on to AIM and ICQ anyhow. IRC is old news.

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  28. DMCA protects the virus data by emptybody · · Score: 3, Insightful

    from symentac 'Keylogs all keystrokes to an encrypted file %windir%\iservc.klg.'

    It stores encrypted data on your PC. You cannot use any method to decrypt this data to determine what keystrokes were collected and potentially transmitted.

    Gotta love stupid laws.

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    1. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by Dexx · · Score: 1

      I want to watch somebody try to use the DMCA against people who decrypt that file. It's almost standing up and admitting that they wrote the virus.

      Hmm.. if the DMCA lawsuit fines in favor of the writer, would any evidence gained from decrypting the file be made inadmissable for the prosecution of the writer?

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    2. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by Alsee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As much as I enjoy your post, I don't think it's accurate. You would be the copyright holder of the keystrokes it is writeing. Therefore you can decrypt the file with the authority of the copyright holder.

      I hope noone takes this as a defense of the DMCA, it is an evil law. The DMCA makes it a crime to sit motionless and think certain thoughts. I really wish it would get struck down as unconstitutional already.

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    3. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Simple, the virus author just inserts some text into one of the many random EULAs you have to "accept" to use your computer. "Any text you type in to the keyboard is now owned by us." Who would know?

    4. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is. THere was a recent spat with the DVD-CSS people, and THEY are the ones with the rights, not the studios

      You decrypt your own DVD legal you licensed the encoding key from them and they can bust you

    5. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Actually it is. THere was a recent spat with the DVD-CSS people, and THEY are the ones with the rights, not the studiosYou decrypt your own DVD legal you licensed the encoding key from them and they can bust you

      That is based on the CSS licencing, not a violation of the DMCA. So as I said, there's nothing to stop you from decrypting your own keystrokes.

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    6. Re:DMCA protects the virus data by Alsee · · Score: 1

      the virus author just inserts some text into one of the many random EULAs you have to "accept" to use your computer.

      That wouldn't work. The "contract" would have been fraudulently obtained, and therefore void.

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  29. Re:My solution, presented years ago by telax · · Score: 1

    Didn't bitchx just have some nice vulnerability in their software :> Irssi on a shell would be my choise.

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  30. Re:method by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't Outlook been fixed yet? What happened to Microsoft's legendary quick fix responses to exploits?

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  31. Darwinism For IRC by the-dude-man · · Score: 0, Troll

    hmmmm....this virus only infects Win32 machines.

    Maybe the author is just trying to bring Darwinism to IRC

    I know if IRC was cleansed of all the l33t windows XP users who get online and talk about all the "problems" and "issues" with linux yet still use Internet Exploiter and Microsoft Craplook, I might not go on IRC so seldomly.

    Maybe hes doing a service. Although when in a linux channel and one of these l33t people walk in and start talking about Linux I've always enjoyed telling them "dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda makes your hard drive go faster!" and then watch half the channel drop off.

    Oh well, all anyone was ever doing on Dalnet was jerking off to porn anyways.


    Windows, its whats for dinner!

    1. Re:Darwinism For IRC by dasunt · · Score: 1

      It could be worse. At least linux IRC clients tend to filter out mIRC colours, and there are decent win32 IRC clients. You should see what those Outlook and Outlook Express users do to Usenet posts. *shudder*

      The best part of it is that Outlook and Outlook Express demangles its own creation, so that the post is only broken in every other news client on earth, which leads to "dude, your client is broken", "looks fine to me" threads.

    2. Re:Darwinism For IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d000d!! u r teh L337! u call M1co$of7 pr0gz by th3 rong n4mezz!!

  32. nah, fizzer stole your bots. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I predict the "slashdot effect" won't be working today. All the troll bots will be bussy running fizzer and unable to lauch their usual malicious strikes. Most other sites are capable of riding out normal traffic generated by Slashdot. The fizzer task force is working well right now. Go away, all your bots is broke and Billy G. is going to be angry with you.

    And, once this story is published, we'll observe the various effects of futile desperation!

    If you want your bots back, tell him to push something through windoze updater and make it fast. I hope you suffer the usual M$ delays. The IRC people will be happy if you can speed things up.

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    1. Re:nah, fizzer stole your bots. by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      You know what'd make for a neat worm...

      Grab the slashdot front page every $time. Start DDOS against every link on there.

  33. Re:My solution, presented years ago by xchino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is the dumbest, most wannabe "I use an alternative OS" post I have ever seen. What an idiotic, short sighted idea. Do you have some misguided notion that IRC was created for people running Linux or BSD? I myself use mIRC under wine, becase regardless of what know nothing wannabe elitists think of it, it is one of the best clients out there. So I'm running mIRC under Linux.. does that count in your stupid Windows ban? Hey, let's turn this around. Linux clients shouldn't be able to connect to Windows' servers. At least that would keep your dumbass off of slashdot, and half the internet.

    Windows bashing is fine in my book, but making ridiculous suggestions is exactly that.. ridiculous.

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  34. they sure did by zogger · · Score: 1

    they sure did, and I hope they keep getting caught at it. The first time some senator or senators kid or wife gets nailed, you'll see them throttle back that crap, and pronto. Until then, you have to conisder that it's basically a war, and you won't get any help from joe bribed/blackmailed government.

    And you think on that, who has buckets of actual cash for bribes,which industry is rife with illegal drugs to use, and who has access to a lot of starving actors and actresses and wannabes who might be persuaded to...how to put this delicately.. to "perform" on candid camera to get a video tape to use in "persuasion" to get a government official to see things a certain way?

    "who profits?" apply it to crimes, 90% of the time you got your perp, pretty much a cut and dried formula. Not totally accurate, but dang good track record over the years.

  35. Re:My solution, presented years ago by xchino · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    An idiot responds to an idiot. The second idiot however, was a scared little bitch ass and posted as AC.

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  36. Re:method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the f-secure article:

    Uninstallation feature

    The current variant of the worm can uninstall itself if a file with the following name is found in the Windows main directory:

    Uninstall.pky

    When the worm finds a file with this name, it kills all its tasks and removes its registry keys thus disinfecting a system.


    An uninstall feature? How many viri typically come with that?

  37. Re:IRC is P2P by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The entire idea of IRC is communications between individuals. Some is direct, some is centralised, that part doesn't matter. It's a P2P network, and one of the significant ways files get traded.

    You obviously don't have a clue what a P2P network is. The most striking feature of a Peer to Peer network is its lack of a centralised server - you communicate with the network through a peer. IRC has centralised servers, and although it is possible to form a direct connection with another client, you cannot connect to the network _through_ them. IRC is *not* P2P.

  38. Re:IRC is P2P by Spottie · · Score: 1

    yes irc IS p2p - I hate morning Was hoping that slid by. What I meant (as opposed to what i said) was that we do our best to keep warez out. Not that its ever a perfect science, but if someone wanted to fight against warez it seems like they would be more selective in the server list. Hopefully I havent also posted this twice

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  39. Re:Is this a first? by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 0

    What are the right ones, then?

  40. more details, don't blame the user. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The best hope is a user interface that clearly distinguishes between *running a program* and *opening a document*. Windows over the years has deliberately blurred this

    Don't forget to include an email client that does not run as root and does not execute stuff without asking the user! M$ thinks it so much more important to have email that "works" by blaring noises and flashing picutes at you. Even if these glaring problems could be fixed on Windoze, the lack of distinction you noticed still demands a complete GUI overhaul.

    The last windoze box I looked at was extreemly confusing and had very poor demarcation of executables. Instead of having a the distinction built into the file system and respected by the kernel, windoze users must memorize extensions like exe, vb, scr and a host of other. Even if the user memorized all the extension names, the M$ interface hides the extension by default and only one mode of file repersentation, "detailed" displays the file type. Even if the user is clever enough to unclick the "hide estension" button, you can still be fooled by the display which is icons by default. Microsoft's mail client is worse. "ILoveYou.jpg_with_many_spaces_here.exe" shows up as "ILoveYou.jpg" in outlook's brain dead display of attachments as ichons with about 12 characters of text under them. We can hardly fault the user for wanting to look at a picture. The dilligent user must drag the picture to an open file broswer to see the file type. Most take the interface and the mail at face value and double click away, especially if the message came fron a trusted friend who was also infected.

    One way of explaining this in non-technical language is: 'If I sent you a letter and it said "please jump off the nearest cliff" and you read it, would it do any harm to you? Why should the equivalent message sent to a computer be any different?'

    A mail from a friend asking you to look at a picture can hardly be seen as them asking you t jump off a cliff. Most people would not even see the request as one to throw their computer off a cliff.

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    1. Re:more details, don't blame the user. by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstand. The equivalent of 'please jump off a cliff' in computer terms is a malicious executable or script. Just as with the imaginary letter, it is a sequence of instructions. As humans we can easily distinguish between *reading* some instructions and *performing* those instructions. However, a broken mail client may decide to execute scripts contained in the message rather than just looking at them.

      FWIW, I don't think the executable bit is that strongly linked to this: you can imagine a stupid Unix mail client or file browser that seeing a file with '.sh' extension runs it with /bin/sh. Indeed I think elm or some other mail client had just this security hole a while ago (it thought the file would be a shell archive). And '.vbs' is in a similar position on Windows to '.sh' on Unix. What Windows needs to do is assocate _opening_ a .vbs file with loading it in Notepad or the Visual Basic editor or something equally harmless, and for there to be a separate operation of _running_ files which has to be invoked explicitly (and not just by double-clicking).

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    2. Re:more details, don't blame the user. by radish · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to include an email client that does not run as root and does not execute stuff without asking the user!

      By default apps (including Outlook) run with the permissions of the user. In exactly what way is this different from, say, Mozilla running on Linux? If the box is setup badly (i.e. users run as Administrator) it's not the fault of the OS vendor. I could setup a suse box which is just as insecure...

      I'm not saying this problem isn't largely of Microsoft's doing (activex etc), but stupid FUD like this helps no-one.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

  41. Re:Is this a first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything that doesn't have EFNet, IRCNet or God forbid Dalnet in the name is a good start.

  42. Re:okay, time to update [free anti-virus] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AVG is ok, it's not as good at detection and has a smaller list than the bigguns. I recommend f-prot for dos. it is *very* good. (obviously only works on win9x and earlier.

  43. What we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to combine the RIAA technology with worm technology and devise a worm that will track down the sources of spam and erase them from the spammer's computer or crash his machine.

  44. Re:IRC is P2P by zogger · · Score: 1

    --yes, it's hard even from your net and op positions to keep warez and filez out, so look at it from the riaa, mpaa angle. to them, tryinmg to find and destroy every individual is a huge project, SO, maybe some mastermind there thought it would be easier to just trash irc in general. When the military does it, any innocents who get trashed are called 'collateral damage", and usually they don't care all that much, it's the spin doctor spokesweasels problems then. and with the nature of the attacks, they got layers if insulation for "plausible deniability", even though they announced "pro active" attacks, unless there's a smoking gun found, they can claim stoopid and innocent.

    just a few thoughts. I like IRC, been using it since--forget now, 93 maybe? I claim zogheimers on that, heh. Not a lot but since then. Shame to see something so cool always struggling. It's always something.

  45. Re:My solution, presented years ago by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    Now, you demand that an entire operating system be cut off from IRC

    No need to cut them off completely. What's clearly needed is some irc apartheid, where Macs can only talk to Macs, Linux boxes to their siblings, and Windows machines have to remain in their own Tribal Trustlands, far, far away from everyone else. Anyone found guilty of OS miscegenation will be publicly flogged and then outcast from their own OS community.

    After ten years or so in this irc wilderness, songs will be written to Biko-like martyrs, people who had their computers thrown out of second-story windows by IRC netcops, and eventually a Microsoft-using Nelson Mandela figure will emerge and Windows will become cool for the first time ever.

  46. Re:IRC is P2P by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    --hey, go suck a rotten lemon. Ya you, talking to you, don't need your bogus technical skillz to define little miniscule picky points. You know exactly what I was saying, and so does everyone else here.. You are about as elite as roadkill, nimrod. It's close enough with the referenced topic to pass muste

    Uhm, no. Just because you want to call a horse a car doesn't make it more of a car. Get over your ego, sparky. Just admit you don't know what the hell you are talking about and move on. The whole reason why I knew what you were attempting to say is because of the idiotic subject line (IRC is P2P) which is just plain wrong.

    By you definition, kazaa wouldn't be a P2P, because it uses other peoples routers on the internet, you aren't telnetting between people individually.

    Ok, I thought dpt was the biggest idiot on Slashdot but you are quickly outdoing him with this. Do you know the difference between packet routing and telnet?

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    Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  47. missing for obvious reasons. by twitter · · Score: 1

    The blame is obvious because everyone told M$ not to make things like this before they did it.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  48. Re:method by operagost · · Score: 1

    They (Outlook and OE) have been fixed. They don't run scripts by default, and if a process does try to access the address book, you're prompted. The problem is apparently limited to morons who STILL say "sure, go ahead!" to every dialog box they see, or still have the original, nasty, unpatched versions on their machines.

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  49. Re:The majority of these worms, however... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name some good H4X0R t00lZ for windows. Not so easy, is it? All the portscanners, eggdrops, warbots, and other bullshit is linux based.

    Nah, man, you just gotta if you know where to look for it. Some nice folk out there in the "H4X0R t00lZ" community stopped being *nix 1337ists and ported stuff over to Windows. ;)

    http://www.insecure.org/tools.html

    Enjoy.

  50. Re:The majority of these worms, however... by kypper · · Score: 1

    Let's get one thing straight: I'm not pointing shit at windows. What I am saying is that windows clients are far more likely to have the open exploits, such as outlook, such that linux script kiddies can use to turn them to zombie boxen.

    I use windows, and I advocate the change of IRC to at least ban the majority of script-based clients. Regardless of my views however, they are a far distance from that of a white supremecist; if you want to be recognized as having valid opinions, I suggest you stop making such sensationalist comparisons.

  51. IRCnews by DannyiMac · · Score: 1

    Hah, this reminded me of the days of ircnews.com... when it was a BS news site like the onion because this /. post sounds like an IRCnews.com story. Now ircnews.com is actual IRC news...

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  52. vbs is supposed to run, but not through email! by twitter · · Score: 1
    And '.vbs' is in a similar position on Windows to '.sh' on Unix. What Windows needs to do is assocate _opening_ a .vbs file with loading it in Notepad or the Visual Basic editor or something equally harmless, and for there to be a separate operation of _running_ files which has to be invoked explicitly (and not just by double-clicking).

    Ah! Why can't the M$ dummies do like every other reasonable OS and implement file permisions and owners within the file system? An email client that does not make attachmets executable by default serves the same purpose as burdening the user with associating a file type with a text editor. Double click on a file and you will get a dialog asking you what you want to use to open the file and if you want it to rmember the file type. It won't just run the script because it's not executable and won't be unless the mail client itself changes it, which is a lot of trouble to go through to duplicate a M$ brain dead thing.

    Associating vbs with notepad goes a long way toward defeating the GUI, simply to overcome the faults of your mail client and file system. vbs is designed to be easy for the user to understand and create. Having to left click the darned things and click "run" rather than being able to drag and drop files onto it or double click it like a "real" program, is a real pain. Of course, the short commings still exist with the exe files and all the problems in file representation and permissions will get you there and can't be defended against with the silly notepad hack.

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    1. Re:vbs is supposed to run, but not through email! by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      The executable bit is not the answer, at least not in a multiuser system. Other people can turn on executable bits on their files, a tarball could unpack with some files already a+x, and so on. You could make some more sophisticated system of 'I trust this particular file', where you have in effect a personalized executable bit under your control and not under the control of the file's owner. But that is best done in userland I think.

      Associating a script file with Notepad is not 'defeating the GUI' unless you start with the assumption that the purpose of the GUI is to run any programs found, whether they are trustworthy or not. The action 'open a file' should do just that, _open_ the file, not run it. If some environments have blurred the distinction so that double-click now means 'maybe open the file, or maybe run it, depending on some obscure file association that isn't clear', well that is their problem to fix.

      So yes, I am arguing for a right-click and explicitly choose 'run'. Running programs is a dangerous operation, at least in cases where those programs came from the outside world and they have your full privilege level, and it needs to be made a bit more explicit. Of course there could be some mechanism for remembering certain files so you can run them more easily; the double-click operation might be bound to 'run' instead of 'open' for just those few files. But the default must be safe. The default must be opening not running.

      (I wasn't seriously advocating Notepad; it was just an example to contrast with the current setup of executing the program without prompting. More user-friendly would be a dialogue box saying 'there is no way to open this as a document, but if you're sure you want to execute it as a program, here's how...'.)

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    2. Re:vbs is supposed to run, but not through email! by radish · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why can't the M$ dummies do like every other reasonable OS and implement file permisions and owners within the file system?

      What are you talking about? Windows has far more fine-grained access control, permissioning and user management than Unix. I'm no MS fanboy but it's a simple fact - the Unix mechanism with chmod and chown is really crude by comparison (although it's tried & tested).

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

  53. I... by Telent · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... am a technical administrator on a fairly small (100-200 users), Klingon-themed network that plays host to a fairly large Star Trek simming organization.

    This worm was hitting us badly. I personally spent at least six or seven hours slamming the fuck out of the clients (they connect with a very distinctive hostmask/realname/nick) since they started hitting us on Sunday, and we have ~1500 akills for distinctive IP's set up now.

    As you may imagine, manual akills just wasn't cutting it after a while. We all have actual jobs, and sitting on IRC whamming worms is something we don't get paid for. We've fixed our problem with a small Perl script one of our server admins wrote. I don't have the link where he placed it online right now, but I'm sure he'd be okay with sharing if anyone's interested. At the very least, it'll give you some heuristics to work from (the fundamental pattern is a nick with one, two, or three numbers on the end, a real name consisting of two capitalized words, and an identd response made of those two words reversed and conglomerated).

    If there's any other admins of networks out there, pop onto irc.kdfs.net and join #helpdesk. Mention that you're looking for Puffy (me) or Danzak (script writer) and you're interested in our virus client killing bot.

    No false positives so far. :)

    1. Re:I... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Try reversing the polarity. If that doesn't work, you can always bombard it with tachyons. :)

  54. Re:Same diff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not even close to the same. Only AOL users would think so.

  55. theory and practice. by twitter · · Score: 1
    It stores encrypted data on your PC. You cannot use any method to decrypt this data to determine what keystrokes were collected and potentially transmitted.

    Gotta love stupid laws.

    Don't worry, the DMCA only applies to circumvention of encryption used to protect huge, rich, multinational coporations and other people trying to make a buck. I doubt anyone would care if you cirumvented encryption to recover your or other people's keystrokes. Britiany Spears's recorded music is protected. Her email, medical records and what not are owned by TIAA and whoever can make a buck selling them. Pluto-crats ain't stoopid.

    Avoid these problems and use free software instead. Give the man the finger before he decides that you can't.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  56. Re:IRC is P2P by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    IRC might be a client/server network, but DCC is strictly peer to peer. In DCC you create a direct connection between your IP address and the person who you are exchanging information with's IP address. IRC facilitates finding someone to do a DCC connection with, but that's it.

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  57. mIRC != IRC by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a pet peeve when people refer to it that way.., one is a client of many, the other is a network ( also many )...

    And just sounds like people need to use some common sence, and update signatures.. None of these things should be a huge deal..

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  58. a free cure for the windows virus. by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Debian, it's like your first visit to the free clinic. Your privates are sore, you are angry with close frinds and you don't like what people at the clinic are telling you. You can leave and things will get worse or you can listen to good advice and not have to go back.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  59. Symantec tool by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Informative

    main page

    Removal tool

    Cleaned up my office yesterday very nicely.

  60. Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those unaware of what the Fizzer worm does and stuff. You can find most stuff here.

  61. Re:IRC is P2P by zogger · · Score: 1

    Gee, really going way out of your way to change the subject, huh? Wonder why that is? Got something to defend there? Chatting, irc, etc are way close enough to be referred to as a sort of P2P.

    I can discuss with people, just don't "do" insults, which I certainbly didn't start,so if you or anyone else want to talk to me, do it without insults or get ignored from here on out. If you got proof of whomever is doing it, or a pet theory, why don't you discuss that instead? wouldn't that be more productive than arguing over picky word definitions that are arguably vague enough so that two different versions can be close enough to fit? OK, swell, irc chat is not pure P2P because it's not...whatever, it's something else, even though you can gather as a group, dcc between individuals, or whatever, because it's routed different or whatever. There, happy? Are you all glad now that you "win" some weird flame deal?

    Take your winnings to the store, see what you can buy with it.

    Have a good day, my handle is obvious,I use one handle on slashdot, don't reply to me anymore, I just don't like picky crap like this, it's a waste of time. If you can't figure out what my basic thoughts were, I;m sorry, they should have been taken just as a way to seque into the main idea, ie "warez and filez get traded there by people communicating with each other", ergo, it's a sort of P2P as opposed to a static http web page or ftp site people link to to download from. If that don't fit your picky detailed descriptions of what "P2P" is, frankly, I could care less. And last I knew, there isn't any official P2P overlord who has got the one and true legal definition of P2P anyplace, besides person 2 person or people 2 people. that could fit quite a lot of internet actions actually, BUT, we'll let uyou "win" that one, only the way you describe it is the one true "official" definition. All hail the official P2P uberdictator!

    buzz off creepazoid, and you can have your "last word", go for it, have fun.

  62. Re:IRC is P2P by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    bzzzt

    The distinction between P2P and not-P2P is "is there a distinction between servers and clients?". IRC has servers which manage connections and get communications from one user to another. Napster had servers which catalog everyone's mp3s and tells them where to find the mp3s they want. These are not P2P.

    Kazaa has no servers in the actual implementation of the protocol. It does have default IPs to check to get into the network, but you could replace these with any IP you know to be running a client and it would work just as well. All communication (search queries) in kazaa is done from client to client, over however many clients is needed to reach the destination.

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  63. Re:method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't you say that Microsoft OWES those people a complete revamp of Outlook? Microsoft should not be relying on the user to go to Windows Update and grab the file. They should be sending out free CDs like AOL does with new versions of Outlook and Outlook Express. They should also be making sure that the newer more secure versions run on everything from Win 3.1 and up. This is the only way that MS is ever going to stamp out the worm problem with Outlook. If someone is perfectly happy using Windows 3.1, 9x or NT4, WHY should they be forced to upgrade and pay more money to Microsoft to get a certain level of security. Microsoft should level the playing field and make sure that ALL versions of their OSes (via new service packs for old OSes), IE and Outlook/Outlook Express are secure. This would go a long way to improving customer relations, and solving the worm problem. I think it makes a lot of business sense because in reality, MS still makes more money from the Office products than they do the OS. Outlook should just be broken apart from Office anyway since it's more of a Network app than an Office app.Drop Outlook Express altogether. Then I think they may have something. Until then, this is STILL all Microsoft's fault.

  64. McAfee Avert Stinger by scubacuda · · Score: 1
    I've found this utility really helpful in ridding computers of all known variants of W32/Fizzer@MM, W32/Lovgate@M, BackDoor-AQJ, W32/SQLSlammer, W32/Lirva, W32/Yaha@MM, W32/Bugbear@MM, W32/Elkern, W32/Klez, W32/Nimda@MM, W32/Sircam@MM, and W32/Funlove@MM.

  65. Re:Same diff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piss off, ya knob. get a life other than correcting shit that no one cares about. fucking loser

  66. Re:Is this a first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! DALNet used to be my service of choice because they had a great selection of Sliders episodes, Enterprise episodes, Music Videos that don't suck (Clan of Xymox, Siouxieand the Banshees, Kenna, etc...) and some MST3K episodes to trade in some channels. Are you telling me there are other IRC servers out there that are better and can provide me with the same stuff? Cause I haven't found that to be true. C.T.

  67. Re:IRC is P2P by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee, really going way out of your way to change the subject, huh? Wonder why that is? Got something to defend there? Chatting, irc, etc are way close enough to be referred to as a sort of P2P.

    Change what subject? I'm responding to what you said.

    I can discuss with people, just don't "do" insults, which I certainbly didn't start,so if you or anyone else want to talk to me, do it without insults or get ignored from here on out.

    The original poster who corrected you didn't insult you at all. Go back and read it, I'll wait.

    I just don't like picky crap like this, it's a waste of time. If you can't figure out what my basic thoughts were,

    Lets just stick to the language we've all (except you) have agreed upon, ok? Stop inventing words, or misusing them and we'll be fine.

    And last I knew, there isn't any official P2P overlord who has got the one and true legal definition of P2P

    Well, I'll inform you that

    there is.

    BUT, we'll let uyou "win" that one, only the way you describe it is the one true "official" definition. All hail the official P2P uberdictator!

    You are just making an ass out of yourself. Don't worry, I'm not going to stop you.

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    Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  68. You've missed something - by moogla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never ran any sort of anti-virus... Ever. And I've never had a virus... ...that I noticed.

    Just because you don't think you have a virus doesn't mean you don't have one that's good at hiding. Try loading an AV and seeing what it finds. It might do you some good.

    Personally, I have an updated one that I keep disabled most of the time except when I get up and leave it on; then I tell it to scan. Hasn't turned up anything. Good sign...

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    Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
  69. So true by the-dude-man · · Score: 1

    The best part of it is that Outlook and Outlook Express demangles its own creation, so that the post is only broken in every other news client on earth, which leads to "dude, your client is broken", "looks fine to me" threads.

    This is so true, I have been kicked off microsoft newsgroups before because half the posts were unreadable, And you get the same response...its fine on my screen.

    What worse, is the next version Of outlook does MORE of this, they are adding in their own MIME encoding scheme. Wich will make the posts even worse

    Its gotten to the point were i have a rule now in Kmail, and in pine, and mutt, and any other client i happen to be using (Thats righ, all you little windows kiddies reading this, i have 3 different mail clients, and since MY mail clients dont format my mail into a propetary format, i CAN use 3 different mail clients all with access to the same mail) wich syas

    if "X-Mailer" contains "Microsoft Outlook " deliver "trash"

    Cleans up my screen nice, i suggest you try the same, it saves on having to read a bunch of arrogant, "Your posts suck because they dont have a pretty html format" threads

  70. Impact . . by geniusj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I run a large dynamic dns provider and have had many many abuse reports lately of people using worms like this. Generally, they will register a host with ODS that is round-robin and points to multiple IRC servers which they point their drones at. The effect with these trojans are huge and I'm surprised they're not covered more. Ones like this one have been around for a while, and are generally used (after infection) for DDoS attacks. Many of these botnets (that I have seen anyway) exceed 10,000 infected clients (in one IRC channel). They place an enormous burden on the IRC Networks (that have to accept all of these clients, a lot of the time, all at once when the command is issued to change servers) and also are fairly visible from our DNS servers (some causing about 10 queries/sec alone to the DNS servers).

    The point is that I've seen these botnets around for months and months now. Almost a year at this point with almost no coverage. I believe the days of smurf attacks are numbered, this is the new way to conduct DoS attacks. They're very effective as well, having seen the attacks targeting servers of mine.

    1. Re:Impact . . by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      Using the server lists included with most IRC clients as well as the server lists provided by the major IRC networks themselves, why don't you just blacklist those IP's?

    2. Re:Impact . . by geniusj · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to impose such restrictions on our whole userbase (some of which are paying) for a few abusive users. Also, a majority of the time, these servers are either owned by the user or are networks that no one has ever heard of. They're usually not large networks like DALNet or EFNet.

      Cheers,
      -jD-

  71. Re:method by SailorFrag · · Score: 1
    It's YAOW (Outlook Worm). Same drill, you open an infected attachment, it copies itself to the address book as well as installs its payload.
    Except it doesn't use the address book this time. Maybe the IE cache. I couldn't tell where it was getting the addresses from, but my system that I intentionally infected in order to investigate how it works didn't have any OE settings, let alone an address book.
  72. Re:The majority of these worms, however... by SailorFrag · · Score: 1
    I guarantee the fellow/group behind fizzer connects with his linux box to control all of his 7337 bots.
    Probably not, actually. It looks like the client is windows based. I say this because if you open up fizzer in reshacker, it shows a dialog that looks like the client interface. How such a dialog found its way into the worm is beyond me, but it's there nontheless.
  73. AntiVirus software by ucblockhead · · Score: 1
    I never use antivirus software and I have never gotten any of these stupid Trojan horses. Why? Because I am not a moron, and because I don't use Outlook or Outlook Express.

    (And it's not a matter of clueful versus neophyte users. My wife doesn't know a "C:" from a "/", but I managed to teach her how not to open a suspicious attachment in about ten minutes.)

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    The cake is a pie
  74. Refreshingly Amazing by oaf357 · · Score: 1
    This is a very effective effort being displayed here. It also proves that the Internet can defend itself when needed. It's nice to see that when there truly is a problem in cyberspace geeks, nerds, gurus, and good people can unite and fix the issue.

    I also think that posting how to crash the FIZZER's was posted along with what channels they were in. That's like saying, here you go... have fun, don't put anyone's eye out.

  75. I don't think you understand what they are doing.. by malakai · · Score: 1

    They are not trying to protect users from downloading infected files. That's impossible because of the way IRC/DCC works.

    KaZaA has nothing to do with this, nor can their programmers add anything useful.

    What they are attempting to do is shut down the nervous system of Fizzer. Fizzer uses IRC networks to communicate with it's "master" (for lack of better word). The infected machines sign on to random irc networks, and go to specific channels, awaiting orders. From that point they can be told to ping or flood, or dump their key logs...etc.

    Also, this virus is spreading primarily through good old fashion e-mail. Same as a hundred other virus, it sends a familiar looking subject/body with a .scr, .com, .exe, .pif attached.

    -Malakai

  76. Block it! by SgtClueLs · · Score: 1

    Why again aren't people blocking .scr, .pif, .com and .exe files? I don't know about you, but at work, we block all of these files at the internet mail gateway. If you want to send us an exe, zip it first.

  77. naturally.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ones which aren't finished.

  78. link please. by twitter · · Score: 1
    By default apps (including Outlook) run with the permissions of the user.

    Last time I read anything, Outlook ran as "Admin". Looking through Google found me little more than a confused, propriatory mass of rights, permissions and predefined "users" such as contributor, author and what not. Somehow, I get the feeling that it's impossibly inconvinent to have your users anything but administrators in the windoze world. The unix and free software worlds make user management very easy and you have to go out of your way to do it wrong. It's built into the kernel and filesystem not tacked onto the GUI. Tell me that it's not so and that M$ has learned something and I'll be able to forget what I've read and what I just saw in 10 minutes of searching.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:link please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's built into the kernel and filesystem not tacked onto the GUI.

      Sorry, you are so ignorant that no link is going to help you. In the future don't make an ass of yourself and spout off when you know you have no clue.

    2. Re:link please. by radish · · Score: 1

      What? God knows what you read - maybe you could provide a link! When you boot up a windows box you log in. That's you. Anything you run in the GUI runs with your permissions. Some Services (basically like daemons) run as System, just like some daemons run as root (or at least very privilidged users). As for "impossibly difficult" - it's default behaviour.

      Lets take an example of my corporate network (around 20000 windows boxes, mainly 2k, some xp, some nt4). All users have right to read/write their personal areas (home dirs), run most executables - but not admin apps. Importantly, normal users don't have permission to install anything. They don't have permissions to tinker in the windows dir.

      However given all this, trojans are still a problem. This is because they can still be run if they land in someones inbox, they can still distribute themselves by sending more mails (using up bandwidth), and they can still delete the user's personal stuff.

      As for info, try going to the source.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

  79. Re:IRC is P2P by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    Yes, you've found another idiot. But, IRC is P2P in a certain sense. The IRC servers form a P2P network among themselves. And, DCC is definitely P2P.

  80. Re:method by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Although a little misguided, the poster above makes some good points. If I had mod points, I'd mod them up because some of this needs to be heard. Alas, I can only bring attention to this post with my mod bonus.

    While I don't think Microsoft would EVER actually make any service packs for OSes they consider long since irrelevant, there are many users who still get what they need out of them. MS shouldn't ignore that since it's probably a good chunk of the machines that are getting hit with this kind of stuff.

  81. PIF?! by pclminion · · Score: 1
    Why again aren't people blocking .scr, .pif, .com and .exe files?

    Windows still supports PIF files?!

  82. Re:My solution, presented years ago by XO · · Score: 1

    True, but there was only one network then. Now, there are multiple networks, and the largest I think I've ever seen at any one time was 50-60,000 users online. Of course, probably more than half of those were bots or idle for weeks.

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    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  83. Re:My solution, presented years ago by XO · · Score: 1

    ircd was written for Unix.

    The original IRC clients were written for Unix, for VMS, and for emacs.

    I wrote the first DOS based client. I regret that decision entirely, beacuse it led to the eventuality of the Windows client, and this led to exactly the same thing for IRC as what happened for the entire Internet when AOL users were given full Internet access.

    Think about it.

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    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  84. Stopping the worm is actually fairly easy. by nenolod · · Score: 1

    By using GECOS checking, (called something else in that bloatware called UnrealIRCd), people can deny connections from users using certain realname patterns. From what I have seen, Fizzer uses certain gecos information that can be used to identify itself.

    Also, By ctcp pinging them, a lot of them will crash, from what I have heard. The website also states this.

    nenolod, OpenIRC Network administrator.

  85. Netscape vs IE by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Netscape was better than IE prior to the 3's. Version 3 was pretty equal on both and then IE blew Netscape away when it came to version 4. Netscape 4 was a blight on society with some of the worst standards support of any browser prior and since.

    Check me on this: Didn't Microsoft start giving away IE BEFORE Netscape 4? If so:

    Don't you think cutting off Netscape's revenue stream might have had something to do with the amount of Quality Assurance they could afford to do to their followon releases? In addition to pressuring them to release it early to try to get a little more cash in house before the dry up and blow away?

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  86. Re:My solution, presented years ago by XO · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with using an "alternative OS". Unix is the OS that most of the things on the Internet were created on. In one of my other replies in this same discussion, I posted my thoughts about that. Basically Windows clients are to IRC what AOL is to the Internet.

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  87. Re:My solution, presented years ago by XO · · Score: 1

    You missed the hey day of IRC, then.

    There was a time, mostly before but for a short time after the first Gulf War, where there were no IRC bots. There were no people sitting idle online for WEEKS at a time.

    A time when Internet Relay Chat was used for CHAT.

    NOW, it is all elitist assholes, bots, file traders, and stupid crap.

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    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  88. Netscape vs IE by NeoChichiri · · Score: 1

    Netscape was better than IE prior to the 3's. Version 3 was pretty equal on both and then IE blew Netscape away when it came to version 4. Netscape 4 was a blight on society with some of the worst standards support of any browser prior and since. Add to that the fact that it took a year and a day to load on the fastest machine and you have a good reason why it died.

    Actually...IE 3 sucked majorly. At the time Netscape was far superior to IE, and was until Netscape 4, and Netscape didn't REALLY start to suck until 6. Netscape 4.72 wasn't that bad, it just wasn't as good as IE anymore.

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  89. That doesn't prove your claim. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Actually, it doesn't use the Windows address book. I know this because I (under firewalled, very controlled conditions) ran it to see how it worked. One thing I noticed is that it was sending e-mails out to addresses I did not know. That computer does not have an address book, nor any outlook express smtp/pop3 server settings (I never configured it).

    Your test doesn't prove it DOESN'T use the address book. It only proves that it ALSO has canned addresses or can find or generate some in some other way.

    To check whether it ALSO spreads via the address book, configure a few bogus addresses and try again, checking whether it emails to them.

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    1. Re:That doesn't prove your claim. by SailorFrag · · Score: 1

      Your test doesn't prove it DOESN'T use the address book. It only proves that it ALSO has canned addresses or can find or generate some in some other way.

      Oops

      I was refuting the general statement that my earlier post's parent made (that it only affects windows using the address book), but I made an overly general statement myself. From reading further, it appears AV companies have found that it both makes its own addresses and throws in the address book, just for good measure.

  90. How to get rid of it by Plissken · · Score: 1

    From my understanding at the symantec site, this lil file can get rid of it.

    *********START FILE remove.bat*********
    @echo off
    cd \
    cd %Windir%
    echo . Uninstall.pky
    echo Please wait 30 seconds
    pause
    if ProgOp.exe exists echo You didn't wait long enough.
    *********END OF FILE remove.bat********

  91. Re:IRC is P2P by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    But, IRC is P2P in a certain sense. The IRC servers form a P2P network among themselves. And, DCC is definitely P2P.

    The definition of peer 2 peer is that it is self-organizing, as well. That is the more current definition anyway. It also must not rely upon centralization nor upon "constant routes" (like IRC does)

    DCC is not peer-to-peer because it isn't self-assembling, nor is it a many-to-many but a one-to-one connection. DCC is much closer to P2P than IRC is, however. Napster was the original work of a P2P application, but it was still a client/server model at the core. I'll agree you can build a P2P network on top of a client/server (IRC) network, but IRC is definitely not a P2P network.

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  92. IRC dying? Nah. by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1

    It's funny how the death of IRC has been talked about for years now. Yet IRC keeps growing. My server on Undernet (which was the largest for almost 4 years in a row) was removed due to ISP backing being removed -- yet if you read about it online, it's removal was attributed to DoS attacks. Much of IRC's background is clouded in myth or just outright lies. Check out http://searchirc.com -- IRC networks are MUCH bigger than they ever used to be, and there are much MORE IRC networks than ever before. SearchIRC currently has close to 700, and the list isn't close to being completed.

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    1. Re:IRC dying? Nah. by parksie · · Score: 1

      http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/ That's a *lot* of users. Somehow I don't think they're all going to stop overnight.

  93. Re:I don't think you understand what they are doin by AlabamaMike · · Score: 1

    Indeed, I did not. I assumed the Fizzer worm/virus/etc was attached to some packs that were being handed out via DCC. Thanks for that piece of info ... makes a lot of sense.
    A.M.

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  94. Taco should help too by neurostar · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and if we're lucky, we'll get a dupe! Then we can get 'em twice!

    :D

  95. Why not change your mail client? by fearlezz · · Score: 1

    Why do most companies spend lots of money on virus scanners, but not on mailer software. If a virus/worm hits just one user in a company before the scanner is updated, the whole company gets infected in no-time.

    If companies would trade Outlook Express for another lesser known mail client, for instance The Bat, 99% of modern 'viruses' would have no chance.

    Well, at least until it becomes main stream, and viruses are developed for this client's address book.

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  96. Systems affected by MrTangent · · Score: 1
    Systems Affected: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Me

    Systems Not Affected: Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, Linux
    If you're using Windows, you should know what to do. :)
  97. Re:IRC is P2P by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    The definition of peer 2 peer is that it is self-organizing, as well. That is the more current definition anyway. It also must not rely upon centralization nor upon "constant routes" (like IRC does)

    I did not realize that IRC could not auto-reconfigure its spanning trees. The algorithms for doing so aren't that hard. The Ethernet bridging spanning tree algorithm points the way. For maximum network efficiency, they should have a per-channel spanning tree that only encompasses nodes who have users on the channel.

  98. Re:Affects anyone with an e-mail account... by reezle · · Score: 1

    This affected my customer.
    Although he has wonderful antivirus software (installed by yours-truly), he was receiving many e-mails from people he did, and didn't know, claiming that he had sent this virus to them. This worried him enough to have me come in and take a look. (costing him $$$)

    'From-Field' forgery ought to be part of the process in e-mail anti-virus programs, shouldn't it? I can LOOK at the headers at know they are fake. Seems like a several hundred $$$ exchange-server AV program should be able to do the same. Spoofing the from field is nothing new.

  99. Wtf? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Does that mean QNX RTOS, MS-DOS 1, MS-DOS 2, MS-DOS 3, MS-DOS 4, MS-DOS 5, MS-DOS 6, MS-DOS 6.1, IBMDOS, DRDOS, Windows CE, Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1, Windows 3.11 and beos is affected?

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    1. Re:Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're running MS-DOS 1, then a virus or worm is the least of your worries.

  100. My perspective by Adam9 · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen many other net admins post their experiences, so I'll give mine. We run DarkFire (which averages around 400-500 a night) and within about 2 hours our global client count tripled to about 1200.

    The bots tend to join "random" channels (not really random because ~40 or so will collect in each channel) and they sit there. Now get this.. they spit out random English/German gibberish. No joke. Things like "Money is a diabolical power" and "Religion is an oppressive force"; things of that nature. Some of it is in German also.

    As an admin previously posted, they use random "real" sounding nicknames, usernames, etc. Their host addresses span across the world. At first, we had no idea what they were until one of our opers broke into one of the random Win2k servers the bot ran on and went through the registry and process list. From there, after some google search, we found out about Fizzer.

    We let them collect for awhile to look for any threats they might pose. We also checked their reconnect delay. None; they don't reconnect to the same network. In other words, banning them is a waste of time. I try to avoid placing thousands of network bans, and in this case, it would certainly be wasteful. After a few masskills to wipe the channels clean most of the bots disappeared as quickly as they came. Now, on to my IRC rant. I've been waiting for a soapbox. If you're from DarkFire, get ready to cringe because you've heard this before..

    IRC's future is one that a *BSD is Dying troll might say. Over the years networks have had to put up with an increasing thread of DDoS attacks that are provoked by the slightest change in breeze. DALnet went through hell and back; the aggregate bandwidth they had to absorb from the attacks is insane. IRC was turnd into a warez and botnet haven within a few years, and the future looks bleak.

    Whenever I mention IRC to someone that's never really used it but keeps up with tech news almost always gets the impression that it's just a ubnch of warez and botnet networks. At one point when I was getting DoS'd, I spoke to someone at MFN to get a filter in place and he asked me if I had any idea why I was beign attacked. I mentioned that I run an IRC network and he immediately reminded me that it's a massive DDoS magnet. I had to agree.

    I'm getting sick of the whole situation. About a month ago, we decided to shut off the network to public access and require registration with confirmation of a code being placed on an image (Yahoo reg style). The decision doesn't mean it was an overngiht process. We'll probably be done coding it in June, and that's when we'll go in.

    We prove a public service, and we volunteer hours. That alone will not convince our upstream provider of why it's worth it for them to lose service along with us because of a DDoS that is almost always related to IRC. Over the years, we've tried in every way not to provoke attacks, and we've really only been hit about 5 or 6 times since we opened in April of '98. However, enough is enough. If someone doesn't want to take the 10 seconds to copy a code from an image on our webpage to verify registration, then they can find a different network to use.

    Excuse the typos, I tend to typo more in rants ;)

  101. Re:IRC is P2P by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    I did not realize that IRC could not auto-reconfigure its spanning trees. The algorithms for doing so aren't that hard. The Ethernet bridging spanning tree algorithm points the way. For maximum network efficiency, they should have a per-channel spanning tree that only encompasses nodes who have users on the channel.

    It may have changed over time, but a few years ago it was "dumb networking." I'm pulling off of knowledge I acquired years and years ago though, and it's entirely possible I'm wrong about current architectures.

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  102. Re:IRC is P2P by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    You might very well be right. The bad behavior with regards to net splits and 'rehubbing' of many IRC networks indicates you probably are. I'm sort of surprised and a bit apalled.

  103. Re: I...(P.Diddy on IRC) by AnthonyatAbleNET · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that P. Diddy was on IRC.., No wonder J-Lo left you... Now I know... and knowing is half the battle...

    But seriously.. every little bit helps in getting rid of this problem... maybe the real solution is not only to contain the problem but to "find" who created the problem... most of these people that code these things are somewhat vain and leave a calling card... Do we know who the author is? Why can't we find out?

  104. Re:My solution, presented years ago by Adam9 · · Score: 1

    Yep. That's why we'll be forcing registration and verification by this June. I'm sick of putting up with all of the shit you mentioned.

  105. Re: I...(P.Diddy on IRC) by Telent · · Score: 1
    I didn't know that P. Diddy was on IRC.., No wonder J-Lo left you... Now I know... and knowing is half the battle...

    Gah. Dude, it gets a bit old. ;) The nick comes from the OpenBSD blowfish. I'm their resident BSD girl.

    And I feel the need to go on the record as saying that Puff Daddy sucks and sucks hard, and not in the nice way, either.

    As for finding out, I don't have a copy of the virus... only some of the clients. And I'm too busy akilling those to be interested in where it came from. Fact is, it's loose. And that's the most important thing.

  106. The Good Old Days by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

    I remember the good old days of IRC opering. It was the wild west, there were no rules back then. Or, well, there were, but I never followed them.

    I remember one time, we had a channel that filled itself up with gibberish bots, several hundred of them. All they did was sit there though. Didn't talk, not even to each other. Didn't join other channels. Rejoined if you /killed them, they were all from random hosts. We couldn't figure it out. Someone had just parked a few hundred bots on our network for no apparant reason. IRC kiddies are sure some strange lot.

    The one thing they did do is spit out text into channel if you /msg'ed them. The text was encoded somehow, I never did figure out how. A mexican friend brought one of his friends into the channel once, though, and when I came back a few hours later, he had one of the bots talking. Problem was, they all encoded the text differently, so once he lost that one (when it disconnected and reconnected with a different name), he had to start over again.

    Anyway, the netadmin, myself, and every other competant oper sat around for a while, experimenting, trying to figure out what they were about, but in the end, we just gave up. We used services to rename some of them into furniture, and the opers used the rest for target practice (kill, masskill, whatever we could think of), and just sort of hung out in the channel until they dwindled off and stopped coming altogether.

    Those really were good old days.

    --Dan

  107. Re: I...(P.Diddy on IRC) by AnthonyatAbleNET · · Score: 1

    It's all good :) as for finding the author... I simply put it this way... imagine what could be done if we knew who created it? If you knew the man that killed your dog what would you do? We still need solutions at a local level... but what happens when this same moron writes another one?

  108. Re:My solution, presented years ago by XO · · Score: 1

    Probably a decent idea - the anonymity of IRC has really caused a lot of those issues.

    As they say, Anonymity breeds Immaturity.

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  109. Re:IRC is P2P by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

    ie "warez and filez get traded there by people communicating with each other", ergo, it's a sort of P2P as opposed to a static http web
    Um.... by the way in which you define P2P being a way to swap 'warez' websites (hyper-text and other sorts of script-based programs) should qualify as well. I mean, someone had to put the files onto the website server to begin with. Hey, I've got an idea... The Phone Company is a Warez hub... Anyways, the reason that we have various words in any given language is because no two of them say the exact same thing, some are very close, but even in English each word is unique; if you would like to make a point in the future, I suggest that you take the time to think of the best possible, and most efficient, way to communicate it so that a greater number of people would be better able to appreciate what it is that you have to say.

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  110. Zealot... move on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your email proves you are a zealot. accept that microsoft is the best. linux is fun, but that is it.

  111. WINE is a JOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is just like installing a Linux emulator on windows... wait that is a good idea!! My soundcard will work! X will run faster!

  112. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, that was funny!

  113. More windows address book hacks! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    Why the heck is Windows address book still accessable through scripting. You would think those clowns over in Redmond would get the picture. STOP ALOWING STUPID NON USER INTIATED SCRIPTS FROM ACCESSING MY ADDRESS BOOK! I have read the worm description and find that one of it's key components is the use of MS Address book entries. I just guess if they do ever block non user intiated access to address lists then Symantec etc will go out of buisiness! What a pile of crap. Why can I not have total control over the use of my own computer. Like those lucky Linux geeks.

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  114. I bot, no! no! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    I am bot. No kill bot Fizzle I .....please, I children feed...... PLEASE

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  115. Thanks, I needed that by Smoovious · · Score: 1

    Thanks, radish, that's the funniest thing I've read all week, I'm still chuckling and its 20 minutes since I read your post...

    I even had my roommates come over to look, they all got a good laugh too...

    Keep up the sarcasm!

    -- I'm not ignoring you, I'm prioritizing you.

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    1. Re:Thanks, I needed that by radish · · Score: 1

      You're either a troll or amazingly ignorant. Go and learn about what you mock - those who dont understand their enemies can never hope to beat them.

      Read a Windows Resource Kit - they're all available for free online. That will explain to you how under Windows users and objects have extremely fine grained access control mechanisms, including seperate flags for modify, create, delete, execute, read, etc etc (and that's just on files).

      Like I said - I don't favour windows, I don't run it on any of my machines any more (used to, but not any more), but I'm not stupid enough to believe all the crappy FUD spread around some places.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    2. Re:Thanks, I needed that by Smoovious · · Score: 1

      > You're either a troll or amazingly ignorant. Go and learn about what you mock - those who dont understand their enemies can never hope to beat them.

      I'm hardly a troll... and I've been using computers since before Windows even existed, so I'm certainly not ignorant.

      I know very well what I mock, and also know that the vast majority of people using windows are not using NT or its variants, but plain old single-user Windows, who's access control is laughable at best.

      I also know enough to know that your average user won't even bother with fiddling with access controls, as they want the 'push one button to do what I want' type of interface.

      One of my old employers was like that. It took a lot of fighting to get him to even do regular backups, much less get him to stop turning off his computer without shutting down first.

      Maybe someday Microsoft will start making quality their number one priority. Until then, I will continue to mock them as they so rightly deserve.

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    3. Re:Thanks, I needed that by radish · · Score: 1

      I've been using computers since before Windows even existed so I'm certainly not ignorant

      That simply doesn't follow. I've been driving cars for 15 years, yet I'm pretty ignorant about how the engine works. I've been living in a human body for a hell of a long time, but I'm no doctor.

      I also know enough to know that your average user won't even bother with fiddling with access controls, as they want the 'push one button to do what I want' type of interface.


      So the actions/stupidity of the user are the manufacturers fault how exactly? Do we blame Ford when people drive too fast? Maybe you do, I don't. What do you reckon would happen when said average user installs linux instead of windows? I'll tell you what. He'll get so fed up of not being able to run the "control panel" he'll start logging as root all the time. Sound familiar?

      One of my old employers was like that. It took a lot of fighting to get him to even do regular backups, much less get him to stop turning off his computer without shutting down first.


      What EXACTLY has that got to do with microsoft? If they had a Red Hat server instead of Windows would they suddenly have started doing backups and encouraging good practise? Of course not, your manager barely knows what an OS is, never mind which one he has and why it's better than some other one. That's your job.

      Maybe someday Microsoft will start making quality their number one priority. Until then, I will continue to mock them as they so rightly deserve.

      Sure they make crappy products - no argument here. But if you want your mocking to look anything other than stupid, you need to focus on what they actually do wrong. Buggy, closed code. Insane ideas like non-sandbox live content on the web (activex). Spreading FUD about competing products. Exploiting monolopy positions. All these things are bad and they deserve to get grief about them. But file permissions and security policy management is NOT an area in which they fall behind Unix, they are in fact way ahead. So stop dropping yourself to their level, and speak the truth.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    4. Re:Thanks, I needed that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That simply doesn't follow. I've been driving cars for 15 years, yet I'm pretty ignorant about how the engine works.

      15 years and you've never wondered enough to find out. That's ignorace for you.

    5. Re:Thanks, I needed that by Smoovious · · Score: 1

      > So stop dropping yourself to their level, and speak the truth.

      Stooping to their level? yeah... sure...

      I have been speaking the truth. Perhaps it doesn't go along with your truth, so be it...

      Feel free to continue calling me names if you wish. If who disagrees with your point of view is a troll in your eyes, then I suppose, to make you happy, I'm a troll.

      But... when you get down to it... and keep in mind I do not, nor have not used NT and the subsequent variants of that system, the Windows products I have used, experimented with, torn apart, put back together... don't know shit about access control. Being single-user systems, they just weren't bothered with... although, IMHO, they should have been.

      Car analogies just get you nowhere, and really, it didn't compare well in the slightest.

      -- Smoov

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  116. Re:IRC is P2P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So were Napster transfers, but no one's calling Napster a true P2P system.

  117. Re:IRC content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god! WinXP is full of holes!

    Linux is teh r0x0rz!

  118. Re:My solution, presented years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EFnet currently:
    [17:37] There are 4759 users and 116658 invisible on 53 servers
    [17:37] 391 IRC Operators online
    [17:37] 44642 channels formed
    [17:37] I have 1672 clients and 1 servers
    [17:37] Current local users: 1672 Max: 1989
    [17:37] Current global users: 121417 Max: 136515
    [17:37] Highest connection count: 1990 (1989 clients) (143647 connections received)

  119. Re:IRC is P2P by ces · · Score: 1

    I did not realize that IRC could not auto-reconfigure its spanning trees. The algorithms for doing so aren't that hard. The Ethernet bridging spanning tree algorithm points the way. For maximum network efficiency, they should have a per-channel spanning tree that only encompasses nodes who have users on the channel.

    Damn, where were you 13 years or so ago, the last time there was any real attempt to "fix" IRC?

    Given the problems and discussions I was witness to back then I'm supprised IRC has managed to creak along with band-aids and patches until now.

    Then again the code and protocol may be doing something like this now, it's been a while since I looked at either.

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  120. Re:IRC is P2P by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    I was writing a b-tree based database library in C. :-)

    I didn't know much about networking then, though I was also writing a distributed mandlebrot set generator in C++. :-)

  121. You misread my initial post by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    I never stated that it only affects Windows using the address book. I said it only operates on Windows (true). I also said that it uses Windows Address Book (according to the AV company reports, also true). I then pointed out that it also uses Kazaa. The AV company reports didn't mention that it also makes it's own addresses at the time of my initial post.