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  1. Re:Define 'free' on RMS Weighs In On SPF/Sender-ID License · · Score: 1

    When RMS talks about 'Free Software', he means 'Free' as in 'freedom', not 'free' as in 'costs nothing'.

  2. Re:Expee esspeetoo on Windows XP SP2 Still Rough Around the Edges · · Score: 1

    One of the updates that came out last week appears in "Add/Remove Programs" as "Windows 2000 Hotfix (SP5) Q818043". Make of this what you will.

  3. Re:Hats on 1984 Comes To Boston · · Score: 2, Informative

    I read about an AI system a while ago that could accurately spot car theives walking around a car park, just by the way they walked.

    Yes, but IIRC that was more along the lines of "This guy keeps walking up to cars, giving them an all-round inspection, peering in the window, [... etc] so he's probably a thief" (whereas a normal car owner would just walk up to their car, get in, drive off). It's not "That gate matches 'Fingers' MacDougal - get him, boys!"

  4. Let us celebrate this ... on CeCILL: La Licence Francaise Du Logiciel Libre · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... with some delicious Freedom Fries.

  5. Oh yeah? on China Deploys IPv9 Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I'm using IPvInfinityPlusOne, so :-P to you!

  6. Re:In the FUTURE... on DNS Inventor Predicts Future of the Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet will replace your telephone, television, electricity, water, gas, and sewer.

    Lets just hope they're not as stingy with "upload bandwidth" as they are now

  7. Re:I love this quote on U.S. Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A bit excessive - 640kJ should be enough for anyone!
    [ducks]

  8. Re:Argh... english! on Intel Puts the Lock on Overclocking · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try this:

    ... the required PLL will reset and won't not refuse to reverse-unlock that frequency

    Clearer?

  9. Re:Anything to make a buck... on Intel Puts the Lock on Overclocking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or maybe when AMD continue to gain market share, Intel will stop treating overclockers (many of whom are buying the top-of-the-range CPUs, and pushing them further than Intel do) like thieves ...

  10. Re:hrm... on Moon Rocket Scrubbed and Blown Dry · · Score: 4, Funny

    These days, it's more like

    Step 4: Get taken to Guantanamo Bay
    Step 5: ????
    Step 6: ????
    Step 7: ????
    Step 8: ????
    Step 9: ????
    ...

  11. Re:here we go again on Rovers May Survive Martian Winter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Queue the wacko environmentalists who can't spell "queue".

    Cue the wacko spelling trolls who don't know the difference between queue and cue .

  12. Re:Oh no! on Hotmail Loses Customer Files · · Score: 3, Interesting

    GET BIGGER, LONGER LASTING ... e-mail storage.

    Seriously though, if you RTFA, it's just one customer in this case, although the summary implies it was more - presumably because the article states that similar incidents have occurred in the past..

  13. Dumbest disclaimer? on An Analysis Of Email Disclaimers · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If you are not the intended recipient, please delete this message unread"

    Of course, it was at the bottom of the e-mail.

  14. What will we call this? on Smart Bullets Phone Home · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've got warchalking, wardriving, so this would be ... er, warwar?

  15. Pah! on Inferno 4 Available for Download · · Score: 1

    Applications, browser plugins ... where's my EMACS mode, dammit!

  16. Rumour has it ... on Possible Cisco Source Code Theft · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that their remote access software had a default username/password built in that couldn't be disabled. A high-level Ciso executive has threatened to sue the software providers for including such a stupid 'feature' in their product

  17. Space darts on Future Weapons of War in the Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... space darts, ...

    Research is now beginning into surface-to-air Tiddlywinks, and atomic Shove Ha'penny.

    In other news, British scientists have abandoned their work on railguns after they found that the projectiles continually arrived an hour late. This was blamed on the "wrong sort of magnetism".

  18. Re:Bulky? on RFID Implants for Spanish Revelers · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have no pockets (e.g. you're wearing a skirt). Where do you put the card when you don't need it? What happens if you're holding it in your hand while dancing and someone 'accidentally' knocks it out of your hand?

  19. Re:what happens about the licience fee? on BBC to Try TV On Demand · · Score: 1

    The onus is on the licence authority to prove you do have a TV not on you to prove not.

    On the other hand, they have a tendency to "forget to mention" that they have no legal right to inspect your house for TVs without a search warrant. I've heard of someone who's never owned a TV being harassed for not having a licence, and of people being sent threatening letters even though they did have a licence.

  20. Serioushly Offisher ... on Robocones · · Score: 1

    I didn't drive into those cones - they got up and ran in front of me!

    What? Yes, I know I said that about the tree last week. No, I'm 100% sober ...well, maybe 87%.

  21. That's no absence of a moon ... on Hubble Photo of Sedna Suprises Astronomers · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's an absence of a space station!

  22. Re:Any "standard" which you need a licence for... on Interview With The MPEG Committee's Founder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the point that the parent was making is something like this:

    What if I patent $TECHNOLOGY, and say "I will grant an implicit (and free-as-in-beer) patent licence for $TECHNOLOGY to anyone, on the condition that their implementation must conform to my standard, without proprietary extensions.".

    Would this kind of defensive licencing have prevented the Microsoft Kerberos fiasco?

  23. Re:And vice versa ... on Cocoa in a Nutshell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Silly kid, peanuts aren't nuts.

    Fine, you pedantic bastard.

    [Damn lameness filter needs more characters per line.]

  24. And vice versa ... on Cocoa in a Nutshell · · Score: 5, Funny

    FYI, Amazon also sell nuts in a cocoa shell.

  25. Re:In Summary... on Scotts Testing Genetically Modified Grass · · Score: 2, Informative