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RFID Implants for Spanish Revelers

WWW/X writes "USA Today reports that clubbers in Barcelona are getting drunk and being implanted on site with RFID chips in order to pay their bills without carrying around bulky items such as credit cards. The article states that the implant can go anywhere, however it does not state whether anyone has chosen their forehead." The club's website describes the program (link in spanish).

382 comments

  1. Barcelona by F34nor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Loved it, loved the music, loved the food, still wouldn't get RFID to pay for drinks.

    1. Re:Barcelona by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Informative

      The one thing I should point out is that, despite the suspicious wording of the article, the people got implanted BEFORE they got drunk.

    2. Re:Barcelona by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      I thought they were just using mankind's original anesthetic before doing the procedure.

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    3. Re:Barcelona by eegad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Woulda get an RFID to not have to remember your computer password? Me neither. Coming to a keyboard near you.

    4. Re:Barcelona by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Barcelona, good times.

      Antonio Gaudi's buildings are awesome, esp. the Sagrada Familia, it is a fractal structured building.

      Razmataz, big club, plays a lot of pop these days. The new techno is definatley pop in Barcelona.

      Fantasico, great 80's bar in the old section, tell em Raquell sent you!

      The Foutain at the Royal Place is AWESOME, they have the best lighting I have ever seen. Somehow they can get the colored light to follow the curve of the water up and back down. This thing is really cool.

      Some things to know about Barcelona...
      1. Its not in Spain, its in Catalonia,
      e.g. Wales is not England.
      2. It's kind of like the San Francisco of Europe.
      3. Don't go over Christmas or you'll gain 20
      pounds from ham intake alone.

    5. Re:Barcelona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From a Spaniard...

      1. IT IS Spain... we are a kingdom made of regions, one of which is Catalonia, and its been like this for hundreds of years (before the USA existed). And if its not Spain, it would be the Kingdom of Aragon. Its like saying: "San Francisco, its not the USA, its California..."

      2. Ive lived in Barcelona and been in San Francisco...not so similar! Yeah, both of them have sea...

      3. I dont know how much are 20 pounds...but maybe youre right, Christmas == too much food

      No matter what people (read "a few bunch of catalonians") told you: Catalonia is part of Spain.

    6. Re:Barcelona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a Catalan...
      (in response to the spaniard that posted before)

      1. IT'S NOT SPAIN, we've been historically forced to be in spain for the last 300 years (since 1714). In this time spaniards have tried several times to genocide our culture, erase all difference, allow no discrepance, last try: 8 years of Popular Party(PP) government (ruled by the children of the rulers of the Franco's dictatorship, that was the previous try).
      I, for one, do NOT welcome our new spanish overlords.

      2. The climate must be similar, but that Hollywood thingo and the earthquakes seem pretty different to me.

      3. Thanks god you haven't tired all the other great foods here :)

      No matter if spaniards call us "a few bunch of catalonians" (see, trying to erase all diference again), in the last electoral contest for our government, nationalist parties sum more than 50% of votes. And for the spanish government elections these scored the 3rd and 4th places.

    7. Re:Barcelona by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our Spanish overlords. Did you know the acording to the article call ed "1491" in the Atlantic the population of Europe and the New World we about equal before the Spainish arrived and killed off at recent estimate... 400 million native people. Hmmmmm... Nazi's and Stalinist Russia both in a serious second place on the genocide count. Granted the U.S. made some additions to that figure and we all know that smallpox did most of the heavy lifting but still its a good number to keep in your head.

      As a Welshman I see a great and wonderful bond between Catalan and Wales. Both see to have similar strange sounding many double L'd languages and both are subject to ex-rule the world type countries. Now if I can just get Oregon, Washinton, Northern California, Alaska and British Columbia to form our own Country, but what would we call it... Columbia is taken, Pacifica is a car's name, I know Cascadia!

    8. Re:Barcelona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey boy or hey girl, for your information:

      Barcelona is in Catalonia, an state-like inside Spain. It has an autonomous government like any state inside Spain.

      I can tell you this because i have been living here since i was born, i spend almost every weekend in razzmatazz, in poble nou where i grew up playing my electric guitar in some of that industrial buildings.

  2. SO cool. by Hanna's+Goblin+Toys · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok this is so yesterday. I got my waver at Baja, people, and I can't love it enough. It's phat because I can totally wave it in front of any of the bartenders and like bam I have a drink. It's even better in the summer because it's like totally hot right now (third day of this awful humidity) and so I can wear like anything hot that I want and I don't have to carry a PURSE or those lame KEYCHAIN WALLETS and stuff. So anyway at the library once this guy was all freaking out on me about how I got "implanted" and I was going to be "tracked and monitored" and said "don't you read Slashdot?". He was gross and I ran away but that's how I found out about this site.

    Anyway I've read here long enough to know that no one here is going to want a waver but that's cool because I'm just guessing here that only uncool ugly people are going to get all wigged about being cool and not having to carry a wallet. Which just means more hot guys at Baja for me.

    Smack that ass, boyfriend!

    1. Re:SO cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're more right with the satire than you know...

    2. Re:SO cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did we start letting stupid clubber chicks on slashdot?

      I work for a fortune 500 company - slap that ass girlfriend... or as we say... w00t!!!

    3. Re:SO cool. by ear1grey · · Score: 3, Funny

      i think i'm in love.

    4. Re:SO cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want key-chain-wallet, I just want bang, bang, bang.

    5. Re:SO cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious... When you go clubbing do you wear a SailorMoon outfit that matches the figurines sold on your wenstite? http://www.goblinjp.com/goblin/figure/gashapon/gas hapon.html ?

      Your japanese fetish has sold you out!!!

      The only waver you have is the wand you wave when putting on your wizard hat while cybering! GEEK!

      (I know it was a joke, so is this post)

    6. Re:SO cool. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then, like, you just walked around going "beep beep beep."

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    7. Re:SO cool. by trentblase · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any technology that encourages hot club-going women to show more skin is fine by me. Plus, it makes it so much easier to stalk them!

    8. Re:SO cool. by Dog135 · · Score: 1

      I think the people who are against RFID tages are just more vocal about it. Personally, I don't care if the government wants to keep track of my drinking habbits. Knock yourself out.

      Besides, if they wanted to track me, they could just as easily track my credit card usage.

      In case anyone wants to track my drinking habbits, I'll save you time:

      80% instant ice tea, diluted with 80% more water then directions indicate. Sweetened with 1 package of Splenda per 16 oz.

      15% water. Bottled, since my tap water is really high in iron.

      4% Coke.

      1% whatever softdrink the fastfood place carries, if not Coke.

      Yeah, I'm a real party animal. Lust after me women!

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    9. Re:SO cool. by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know it was all good right up until the point you said you were at the LIBRARY! Some people might have actually believed you were for real if you hadn't made that mistake. :)

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    10. Re:SO cool. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Yup, but, records of like a bit of alcohol on a regular basis...plus the occasional binger night...could keep you from a security clearance or even just a regular job, if that particular scrutinizer was particularly against any alcohol consumption.

      Informations like this does not need to be collected...

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    11. Re:SO cool. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got my waver at Baja, people, and I can't love it enough. It's phat because I can totally wave it in front of any of the bartenders and like bam I have a drink.

      "You don't need to see my indentification."

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    12. Re:SO cool. by TyrranzzX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (and for those who take em' seriously, for the 10,000th time) Wait for it. The banking institutions are going to want to do trade this way. It starts with a night clib in Baja, then goes to something else. It then becomes a fad, people go for it, then BAM, it's manditory at work for some people. Afterall, you want to be team playa, don't you? Overtime, the technology advances, and now it can store encrypted data and is difficult as fsck to hack.

      Then all of a sudden, the banking institutions begin associating the data with you. Now instead of carrying around a wallet, you carry around a chip which a central database in some goverment or business institution. The chip stores your info, and all they've got to do to enforce it is put in advanced versions of credit card readers that read chips and correlate that data over the intarweb.

      That isn't the end though. There'll still be a few people reeling and screaming to the rest of the sheeple that what they're doing is wrong. The real end, is when someone comes before congress complaining about the incredible cost of keeping a cashier at the front desk. They'll talk about making a law stating businesses won't have to take money anymore for trade. Of course, by then everything will be pretty much monopolised by profiteering corperations. Then, when the terrorists begin trading with people, good ol' barter, they'll outlaw that too.

      And then the banking institutions have all the power they ever wanted.

    13. Re:SO cool. by object88 · · Score: 1

      You don't need to see my indentification.

      I don't need to see your identification.

    14. Re:SO cool. by G-funk · · Score: 1

      So you paid cash for that truckload of al-foil, didn't you?

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    15. Re:SO cool. by B747SP · · Score: 1
      Informations like this does not need to be collected...

      Well, I'm glad to see that you and the Baja Beach Club agree on that one. Geez folks, doesn't anyone here ever read the article?

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    16. Re:SO cool. by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Mod this man up +5 funny. :D

    17. Re:SO cool. by Dog135 · · Score: 1

      [i]Yup, but, records of like a bit of alcohol on a regular basis...plus the occasional binger night...could keep you from a security clearance or even just a regular job, if that particular scrutinizer was particularly against any alcohol consumption.[/i] Like I said, it's as trackable as a credit card. As soon as you see credit card companies handing out people's spending habits to whoever asks for it, THEN you can start getting paranoid.

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  3. Forehead by akaina · · Score: 4, Funny

    "... anyone has chosen their forehead."

    Or right hand for that matter.

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    1. Re:Forehead by salparadyse · · Score: 0

      And so it begins! Be afraid, be very afraid.

    2. Re:Forehead by DarthTaco · · Score: 1

      "... anyone has chosen their forehead." Or right hand for that matter.

      Were they given a choice for the RFID implant or was it just the tattoos?

    3. Re: Forehead by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The forehand is a symbol of the mind. Do you think of God or something else?

      The right hand is a symbol of work. Do you work for God or do you work for yourself?

      A lawyer 2000 years ago wrote the following:

      This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

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    4. Re: Forehead by eyeb1 · · Score: 1


      you left of the most applicable part in this case ..

      "Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."

    5. Re:Forehead by Vexar · · Score: 1
      And you just know they are going to offer personalizations, like a secret tattoo. Maybe a favorite number...

      I'm printing this one out and taking it to church, don't know what better would constitute fulfilling prophecy.

    6. Re: Forehead by u02sgb · · Score: 1

      Thank god I'm not incontinent. :)

    7. Re: Forehead by jdray · · Score: 1
      A lawyer 2000 years ago wrote the following:

      Can you identify who you're quoting there?

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    8. Re: Forehead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lawyer wrote that?!?!?!!1

      We really are fucked.

  4. Glass? by marshac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    USA today says that it's made out of glass... couldn't this possibly break? Ouch. Then again, USA Today is known for their high quality journalism...

    1. Re:Glass? by Phoenixhunter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ever tried to break a small piece of glass? A hammer could do it on a hard surface, but not when it is in the subdermal layer where it is in a relative cushion...

    2. Re:Glass? by BCoates · · Score: 1

      if it breaks, you'll have two tiny near-microscopic pieces of glass embedded in your flesh.

    3. Re:Glass? by pr0c · · Score: 1

      marshac: USA today says that it's made out of glass... couldn't this possibly break? Ouch. Then again, USA Today is known for their high quality journalism...

      It is the same ids they use on cats, dogs, horses, some cows, etc. If it is durable enough to use on these animals, it is durable enough for you.

    4. Re:Glass? by HalfStarted · · Score: 5, Informative

      Glass... as in glass bead not glass jar or glass cup. What it is a small piece of electronics encased in glass, unless there was a flaw in the manufacturing process where a bubble gets in what you basically have is a solid piece of glass. If there are any voids from manufacturing defects they are so small that they do not reduce the strength of the package. The reason glass is used is that it is cheep very durable and is biologically/chemically inert, i.e. it will not rust, decompose or fuse to live tissue or interact with the body in any other way.

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    5. Re:Glass? by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      There was a wired article going back a few years that showed that glass was the best substance, and that the likelyhood of breaking where next to zill

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    6. Re:Glass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pick my scabs a lot....

    7. Re:Glass? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      And if somehow the required force is exerted on your hand, I think you have a larger problem than your RFID breaking...

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    8. Re:Glass? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 4, Informative
      From here:
      This implant, like the first, will be encased in a glass tube. We chose glass because it's fairly inert and won't become toxic or block radio signals. There is an outside chance that the glass will break, which could cause serious internal injuries or prove fatal, but our previous experiment showed glass to be pretty rugged, even when it's frequently jolted or struck.
      Sounds like it probably wouldn't break, but it'd be bad if it did.
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    9. Re:Glass? by haute_sauce · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Re: USA Today and Quaility Journalism (words that rarely occur in nature together) Case in point: calling 'Karn Evil 9 (impression 1/2/3)' by ELP 'Welcome back my friends...' !

    10. Re:Glass? by Aadomm · · Score: 0

      Would it not be better if it did bond to tissue? That would prevent drifting.

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    11. Re:Glass? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. My dad went thru a windshield before I was born, an every few years he produces a small piece of glass from his body, and it never killed him.

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    12. Re:Glass? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, he's actually a zombie now.

      Nice try, though. Almost had me fooled.

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    13. Re:Glass? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      You've just proven that Slashdot needs a "Insightful yet disgusting" moderation option. ;)

    14. Re:Glass? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      next to zill

      It's nil or zilch, pick one.

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  5. No prob by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get RFID tag installed.

    Don your tinfoil hat.

    Drink.

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    1. Re:No prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you for got
      4.Profit!

    2. Re:No prob by Westech · · Score: 0, Redundant
      • ???
      • Profit
    3. Re:No prob by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      So that's why they mentioned getting it implanted in your forehead! I didn't get it at first. Thanks for pointing this out for me.

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  6. Uhh... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...that bump? No, no no no--you've got it all wrong! I'm clean--that's my RFID chip! Really! Wait! Come back!"

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    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Uhh... by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny
      The Tubes 2.0?
      The smell of burning leather
      as we hold each other tight
      As our rivets rub together
      flashing sparks into the night
      At this moment of surrender darling
      if you really care
      Don't scan me there
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  7. Scalpels just became a mugging tool! by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I can see it now...
    Lean against the bar and accidently buy everybody a round!

    Or better, yet muggers using a knife and cutting out the implant. I'd feel better if the scanner would only work an inch or two from the chip, rather than several feet. Otherwise, in a crowded bar how would you know who is paying?

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    1. Re:Scalpels just became a mugging tool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the more reason to turn it into a tatoo with the numbers 666 encoded somehow.

    2. Re:Scalpels just became a mugging tool! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      I've been to Spain, and I met 2 guys who got mugged as I staggering back to the hotel after a big night in Barcelona. Some guys tried to mug me too, but it's all a bit fuzzy now... I still had my wallet and stuff, so I guess it worked out OK.

      Anyway, my point is that how long before this gear hits the black market? You'll have guys jumping you and waving a friggin' RF wand over tourists to locate and cut the tag out...

      Sounds very convenient, but without user enabled security, I think it's too vulnerable.

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  8. Ouch! by jmcwork · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is also rumored that many Barcelona escort services are looking into this method of payment for services.

    1. Re:Ouch! by Seequeue · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, on a pay-per-insertion basis...

    2. Re:Ouch! by swb · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if they have the granularity for pay-per-thrust. Most slashdotters could then consider their "quick reaction time" to be a financial advantage.

    3. Re:Ouch! by chadjg · · Score: 1

      Well, the article did go on to talk about a real, working robo-woman. Maybe that's what we... err you need.

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  9. what if they leave? by Kjuib · · Score: 2, Interesting

    does the chip stay or does your body slowly reject it and shoot it across the room? Maybe they could make disposible ones, that they can swallow and pass it a day or two later... that would be gross, but no implants...

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    1. Re:what if they leave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny


      does your body slowly reject it and shoot it across the room?

      Yeah, you get it implanted in your wrist and at the right moment you impress the girls with your "Look at me, I'm Spiderman!" move as it flies from your wrist.

    2. Re:what if they leave? by petecarlson · · Score: 2, Informative

      does the chip stay or does your body slowly reject it and shoot it across the room?

      I've had a shard of fiberglass in my leg for ten years (pole vaulting) and it hasn't come out yet. Sometimes after running two or three miles I can reach down and feel it but other then that I wouldn't even know it was still there.

    3. Re:what if they leave? by soundbyt · · Score: 1

      Vets have been using them for years on dogs and cats.

    4. Re:what if they leave? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I hear you. I've got a piece of plastic stuck behind my right eye for almost 14 years now. Every now and again, if I irritate the eye enough, I can feel it rolling around in there, but for the most part, I rarely notice it.

    5. Re:what if they leave? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Tip: No matter what you shoot out of your wrist, the phrase "Look at me, I'm Spiderman!" will not impress actual girls.

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  10. Re:Greenhouse gas emissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because the U.S. keeps the Black and Hispanic population poor, and they cannot afford to buy cars. Bicycles don't pollute.

  11. stinkin RFID by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    all news today is "smart this.. implant that..."

    you can take your RFID and shove it up your ass! literally!

    1. Re:stinkin RFID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      you can take your RFID and shove it up your ass!

      but then your next date would push it up where you couldn't retrieve it.

    2. Re:stinkin RFID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mods

      -1 Eeewwww!

    3. Re:stinkin RFID by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      you can take your RFID and shove it up your ass! literally!

      Well, at least you have a solution to the privacy issue that you can't remove the chip after you leave the bar...

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  12. Not just privacy issues.. by Karamchand · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ..but counterfeiting/identity theft issues as well. If the RFID is readable that easily, I can just read of the wealthist customer's RFID and make one with his ID for myself. Voila, I'll have a drunken night at the club!

    1. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by lemonylimey · · Score: 1

      RFID tags come with a random 128-bit number burnt into them at the factory. Sorry.

    2. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by ryanjensen · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can read that random 128-bit number and copy it onto a bootlegged RFID chip, it's not so random anymore.

    3. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. Yeah. Do the acronyms "MITM (attack)" and "EPROM" mean anything to you? What about the phrase "bit-for-bit copy"?

    4. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dosen't mean that a h4xx000r couldn't make it work (even if it were much larger than an RFID

    5. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Ageless · · Score: 1

      The factory isn't the only place that can make something that responds to the signals a RFID scanner sends. If it can read the wave that comes back, so can you produce it.

    6. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      RFID tags come with a random 128-bit number burnt into them at the factory. Sorry.

      You don't get it.

      All you would need is a simple RF recording and playback device.

      When you walk up to the bar, I hit "record". When you pay, I've got your 128 bit number.

      Then I walk up the bar and hit "play". Congratulations, your "unique" 128 bit number has just paid for my drink.

      It would be similar to the "codegrabbing" devices that have been used to bypass car alarms and garage doors.

      If one was particularly clever, they could build the device as an attachment to a device like an ipaq or an ipod, allowing it to be used inconspicuously.

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    7. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by dabraun · · Score: 3, Informative

      If only you understood the first thing about encryption. The key is never transmitted.

      Look up public/private key systems.

      David

    8. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by ngrier · · Score: 1
      This is particularly relevant given that the web site indicates its part of their "VIP" club. Though at the same time, there is some security in that if you elect to get the chip and are truly a "VIP" (with your own private table according to the website), they're likely going to recognize you and would also quickly respond to allegations that someone's chip ID had been hijacked.

      Of course the system breaks down when they go from simply being trendsetter to being one more bar accepting the RFID tag as ID and you're back at the same point as we are now with stolen credit cards.

    9. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by drc500free · · Score: 1

      How could this be modded insightful? What kind of sheep are populating slashdot these days? You could learn enough about encryption to know that this is nonsense just by reading slashdot comments on past RFID articles, let alone actually having any common sense.

    10. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Adriax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but it's my understanding that RFID tags are "dumb" transmitters only capable of sending a single payload.

      See, public/private key systems work great for variable payloads, since the computer at the other end will expect something different every time. So if I were to grab a single packet from your encrypted file transfer, I can't alter that one packet and send it over and over to your computer, expecting your computer to create an altered file from it.
      RFID, on the other hand, will always transmit the same payload at all times, encrypted or no. So all I have to do is record that payload, then I can program another chip with it and no reciever will know the difference, because my forged ship is sending exactly what the origional will always send.

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    11. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by dattaway · · Score: 1

      You don't get it, do you?

      Well yes, the key is never transmitted. But you *can* relay the signal from the point of transaction to the host (victim.) He could be sitting at home with his RFID tag, but you have made a few hops with the signal to his house, querried the RFID tag and relayed it back to the sale machine. Sold!

      Only way around this is a sophisticated frequency hopping algorithm, but I doubt the minimalist electronics of a RFID tag is going to impliment a full scale DSP.

    12. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If only you understood the first thing about encryption. The key is never transmitted.

      Look up public/private key systems.


      It is NOT a good idea to make the assumption that encryption is involved here. Most RFID tech (read: what Walmart's calling for) is NOT going to involve encryption.

      Do you actually think this bar paid the extra money for the *expensive* RFID tags with actual processors in them? I may have a bridge to sell you......

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    13. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      How could this be modded insightful? What kind of sheep are populating slashdot these days? You could learn enough about encryption to know that this is nonsense just by reading slashdot comments on past RFID articles, let alone actually having any common sense.

      Yeesh. What an arrogant asshole you are. The post I was replying to made no mention of crypto. Of course RFID tags *could* emply public/private key crypto, but the reality is that most of the don't and won't.

      RFID tags with actual crypto processors are significantly more expensive, harder to find, and there's no mention of their use in this article.

      What you're assuming is like assuming that cars given away in radio station contests all have bullet-proof glass. Sure bullet-proof glass is availible, but it's stupid to just assume it's there.

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    14. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is avoided with Verichip, as the 128 bit number changes with each transaction in a manner specific to that chip, and known to the transaction handling company (Verichip). It would take thousands of queries and a supercomputer to find out exactly how the unique transaction number is changing so that your transaction would fit. In addition, since your transaction would alter the linearity of the NEXT transaction, it would flag your transaction as fraudulent. The payment isn't handled by the reader device, it's handled by a bank computer. You might be able to get one drink at best. These things are a bit more sophisticated than you think. Go to www.adsx.com.

    15. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by drc500free · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but the assumption that a merchant that was liable for transactions would NOT make sure that there was some kind of challenge/response system built in is equally arrogant. Without it, they would not be able to prove a single transaction, the same as if they never collected signatures on their credit card receipts.

      Sorry about the tone of my post - a wee bit stressed with finals. But I get the sense that most of the people posting are thinking "a club! run by an entertainment company! they couldn't possibly know anything about the technology! and i do!"

      Obviously there's the chance that they hired someone incompetent to implement the system, but there's no reason to assume that. To actually get the system working would require some knowledge of what rfids are and do, and one of those most well known and obvious drawbacks of simple rfids is that they're vulnerable to replay attacks.

      but i will admit that getting a crypto system and an rfid in a capsule small enough to be comfortable when subdermal might not be that likely.

    16. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by drc500free · · Score: 1

      i guess it is likely. thanks chaoticlimbs for the link.

    17. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0

      So, that just means we're back to the amputation by muggers mentioned earlier.

      I'd be happier skipping the RFID and using some sort of biometric scan instead- one that also tests for temperature.

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    18. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by drc500free · · Score: 3, Informative

      well, if you bother to check their site, they say quite clearly (though in spanish) that they use VeriChip. So yes, we do think that. Why do you assume that, because an establishment serves alcohol, they are suddenly going to make shady and ill-advised business decisions?

    19. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you'd need a number tatooed on your right hand and forehead. The 666 on the chip needs to match the 666 on your body :P

    20. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

      How does that change anything? So you just query a guy's chip repeatedly to get the next 100 or so numbers, then you can go make 100 transactions. The bank computer sees continuity of the sequence as if it were the real chip the whole time. Try again.

    21. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Dahan · · Score: 3, Informative
      This is avoided with Verichip, as the 128 bit number changes with each transaction in a manner specific to that chip... Go to www.adsx.com.

      OK, I went there, and I'm not seeing it... got a specific link? What I see is:

      A small amount of Radio Freqency Energy passes from the scanner energizing the dormant VeriChip, which then emits a radio frequency signal transmitting the individuals unique verification (VeriChipID) number.
      No mention of the number changing. I didn't even see where it said that it was a 128-bit number. Surely such a highly-moderated comment was verified by the moderators, right? Oh wait, this is slashdot... never mind.
    22. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Dahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, they're using VeriChip. Even the USA Today article says that. Why do you assume that the VeriChip has a processor capable of doing any encryption?

    23. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by mrogers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Verichip website doesn't say anything about the ID number changing each time it's read - as far as I can tell, encryption is only featured in their (larger, non-implanted) Veritag ID badges. In any case, couldn't I walk around the club with an RFID reader, reading everyone's chip and advancing the sequence, thus making it impossible for anyone to buy drinks?

    24. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Wondering how good the challenge-response algorithm is. A long-range reader under your hotel bed could potentially have a good chance to bruteforce your key while you're sleeping.

    25. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Why do you assume that, because an establishment serves alcohol, they are suddenly going to make shady and ill-advised business decisions?

      All you need for such decisions is a manager with a suit and tie and no clue. Being in the alcohol-serving business is optional.

    26. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

      It would take thousands of queries and a supercomputer to find out exactly how the unique transaction number is changing so that your transaction would fit.

      So, in order to grab codes, all I need is my powerbook and a martini?

    27. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would take thousands of queries and a supercomputer to find out exactly how the unique transaction number is changing so that your transaction would fit.

      oh, yeah - this is how Apple thought FairPlayFairPlay (and everyone else with the "it would take a zupercompooter! to crack it) was unbreakable too (or, two, as in twice [snicker])

    28. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well let's see here...

      2^128 = 3.4E+38

      If they weren't using encryption, then they wouldn't need 128 bit.

    29. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by grantdh · · Score: 1

      If one was particularly clever, they could build the device as an attachment to a device like an ipaq or an ipod, allowing it to be used inconspicuously.

      Hmmmm - interesting - iPaq and iPod = inconspicuous at a bar/club, huh?

      More like "Hey, lookit da dork!"

      Perhaps if it was in a "smart phone" then you'd attract less attention ("Oh, they're just sending messages..." :)

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    30. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by drc500free · · Score: 2, Informative

      because I went to their site, and read about their chip. http://adsx.com/prodservpart/verichip.html
      it is a glass capsul that CONTAINS the encryption processor. again, I have to ask, what is with your superiority complex? why do you constantly assume that a company that has been entrusted with a contract will necessarily be scamming their customers?

      i don't understand this prejudice. i'm starting to think that i am being trolled. actually go to their site. read it. i don't know why people here want to assume that anyone other than themselves implementing a system would be grossly incompetent. even when given the opportunity to see if that is the case, they refuse to check, because it could turn out that other people are as competent as they are.

    31. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      1) Which verichip?
      2) Man in the middle attack.

      For the implants mentioned, there is no way to switch the thing off, so people can always buy stuff on behalf of you as long as they can relay the communications.

      As it currently is, it's stupid tech.

      Might as well carry around those mini creditcards around your neck or something. Those mini creditcards are about 1/4th the size of a normal card, if you don't even have enough clothing to slip a mini card under, buying drinks etc is not going to be a problem to worry about.

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    32. Re:Not just privacy issues.. by Dahan · · Score: 1
      i don't understand this prejudice. i'm starting to think that i am being trolled.

      No, I think I'm being trolled, but not particularly well. If you're going to do a misinformation troll, it needs to be more difficult to refute you. Make some informative-sounding BS up about quantum physics or something like that... I went to http://adsx.com/prodservpart/verichip.html, and there's nothing that mentions encryption.

      How VeriChip Works

      An implantable, 12mm by 2.1mm radio frequency device, VeriChip is about the size of the point of a typical ballpoint pen. It contains a unique verification number. Utilizing an external scanner, radio frequency energy passes through the skin energizing the dormant VeriChip, which then emits a radio frequency signal containing the verification number. The number is displayed by the scanner and transmitted to a secure data storage site by authorized personnel via telephone or Internet.

      See? Nothing that says it does any encryption. Sounds like a plain old RFID vets and farmers implant into animals.
  13. Reminds me.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    of when I was in Mallorca getting polaxed every night. The fact that I had to use cash meant that I could pace myself and not blow all my money, as you would do very quickly when you're so drunk that you could lose track of how much (or little) money you can spare. If I was able to just wave my hand and get a drink I'd be bankrupt in no time. I think that's a more pressing concern than any privacy issues.

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    1. Re:Reminds me.. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      So noone should have this convenience because of your lack of self control?

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    2. Re:Reminds me.. by the0ther · · Score: 1

      Clearly you are not drinking enough if you think that reason and logic enter into the equation when deciding whether or not to get another cocktail. Amateur.

    3. Re:Reminds me.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      So noone should have this convenience because of your lack of self control?
      No. I would not want this because of my lack of control - and lack of control is usually what results from a long night of drinking.
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    4. Re:Reminds me.. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you can decide how much cash you're gonna bring before you start drinking.

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    5. Re:Reminds me.. by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Fianna Fail... proud of "de Party" these days, are you? Your lack of control is somewhat similar to Bertie's lack of control with the public purse.

    6. Re:Reminds me.. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Funny

      If I was able to just wave my hand and get a drink I'd be bankrupt in no time.

      You see a design flaw, they see a feature. ;)

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    7. Re:Reminds me.. by superflippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      when you're so drunk that you could lose track of how much (or little) money you can spare

      This is a pretty legitimate concern. There was a scandal at the Gold Club, the biggest "gentlemen's club" in Atlanta, a few years ago. They were charging extra stuff to the tabs of men who were really sloshed, figuring they wouldn't remember the next morning how many lap dances they'd had. I believe they targeted business travelers and pro athletes, people likely to have the money but not scrutinize their bills, and were able to get away with it for quite some time.

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    8. Re:Reminds me.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Yup....I mean, when drinking and someone asks "How many have you had"...I go, "Yeah...like I was counting or something..."

      :-P

      When I got to a bar...I throw down a credit card...and just let the tap roll till I leave. The bartenders know I tip well, so I get good drinks all night long...

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  14. Alternatives by Kallahar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about the option to put it in, for example:
    A ring
    A necklace
    An earring, nose ring, etc.
    A bracelet
    A watch

    All of these seem a lot safer, putting things under the skin can be really really dangerous. How do you go about getting it out if you're done with it? What if someone clones your id? What if it migrates to somewhere else in your body?

    It's times like this that I'm glad we have an FDA here in the US.

    1. Re:Alternatives by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because we need the FDA to help us not make stupid decisions like getting RFID implants. The people who are getting this sound like hardcore clubgoers and probably have bigger concerns than these implants-- like liver damage.

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    2. Re:Alternatives by Rupert · · Score: 1

      How about in a tube, about an inch and a half across and a foot long? I'm not saying where you should wear it, but before you hardware hackers start getting any ideas about putting an Athlon inside it, you may want to consider the relative amounts of acceptable heat dispersion at various places on the body.

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    3. Re:Alternatives by phildog · · Score: 2, Informative
      >A watch

      Bingo.

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    4. Re:Alternatives by d_strand · · Score: 1

      FDA?

      What about it? Dont you think we have one as well in Europe? I assure you, we do...

    5. Re:Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's times like this that I'm glad we have an FDA here in the US.

      This isn't covered by the FDA. It's not a food, it's not a drug, and doesn't have any medical value.

      It's like chips for pets.

    6. Re:Alternatives by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Rings?! I could implant some RFID tags in rings and start a drunken Green Lantern Corps. That would rock.

    7. Re:Alternatives by JayAdams · · Score: 1

      Is there a reason you couldn't put an RFID in a ring that is "shielded" from the reader until you twist a cover or something? mmmmm...sweet leaded goodness....

    8. Re:Alternatives by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      Actually, it wouldn't kill to just have it put in an earring - I mean, it would probably hurt less than getting it injected, and you could take it out at any time. All you need is one of those gun things they have in shops.

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    9. Re:Alternatives by bentfork · · Score: 1
      The speedpass is a interesting idea, and a much safer/saner one than this implanted RFID tag.

      The watch is a great idea. ( and its only $50 USD ) much better than the 150 implanted device.

      I think the speedpass is a little spooky, but so are 'air mile' cards and other consumer cookies.

    10. Re:Alternatives by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1

      No, you don't. You have CE, but no Food and Drug Administration.

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    11. Re:Alternatives by Chewie · · Score: 1

      Rings?! I could implant some RFID tags in rings and start a drunken Green Lantern Corps. That would rock.

      Holy crap, that's the best idea I've heard in.......well, ever! I'm in!

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    12. Re:Alternatives by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      doesn't even need to be an insecure rfid device ibuttons have been available in watches,rings etc... for almost 5 years now.

      I have a java ibutton ring that makes the best smartcard encryption look like a fisher-price toy.

      it blows my mind that the one device that is unbelieveably secure, the reader is dirt cheap and is easy to interface and use is ignored for a hard to use, insecure rfid based fad.

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    13. Re:Alternatives by cfuse · · Score: 1
      All of these seem a lot safer, putting things under the skin can be really really dangerous.

      Although, not quite as dangerous as the substances that the average clubber likes to drink/smoke/snort/inject/shelve.

  15. Running of the Bulls by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
    I hear they are putting RFID's in the bulls for the next "running of the bulls" in Pamplona, Spain.

    I look foward to participating in the next run, and logging into my specially-fitted Palm Pilot as I run down the street and check the red dots on the screen so I know where the bull horns are so I can avoid them.

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  16. rfid by virtualone · · Score: 2, Funny

    they have to get me very drunk to let them implant me a rfid thingie

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    1. Re:rfid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your imput, GW. Now guzzle a couple more freshies with your daughters!

    2. Re:RFID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, 1 laptop, maybe WiFi to a home cluster, maybe 5 minutes... 10 if its a bad connection.

      128 bit isn't very big.

      it took 100 computers, 3 months for the rsa-576

      divide that by 2^(576-128) to guessimate how long it would take.

      300 computer-months / 2^448 for key size difference... and it almost seems like a joke. but then perhaps my math is just off a bit.

      but i guess if its good enough for IE, it must be good enough for me. (IE's https encryption strength)

    3. Re:RFID by mrogers · · Score: 1

      ID badges might work that way, but I find it hard to believe that a 1cm long radio-powered implant can perform public key cryptography. Public key crypto is very computationally expensive. Challenge/response authentication using a shared secret would be more feasible, but I'd still be surprised to see it implemented in such a small, unpowered device.

  17. Sensationalistic?! by n-baxley · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a load of crap! The /. descriptions says clubbers in Barcelona are getting drunk and being implanted on site with RFID chips which maks it sound like the club is tagging passed out patrons with a chip without their consent. In fact the bar is sponsoring the chip implants and people can sign up for them. I'm not saying that it makes the idea OK, but it's a heck of a lot better than a story about waking up with an ID embedded in your arm. Let's try to tell it like it is a little more, even if it is /.

    1. Re:Sensationalistic?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, michael has really been on a roll these days...

    2. Re:Sensationalistic?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You know, I've heard people say shit like this before, but then I woke up in a bathtub full of ice, missing my liver...

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    3. Re:Sensationalistic?! by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Insightful

      KIDNEY! You r were missing a KIDNEY!

      Sheesh. {mumbles}Probably not even a _redundant_ kidney either}

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    4. Re:Sensationalistic?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, michael has really been on a roll these days...

      It is spelled Troll not roll. Like so....

      Yeah, michael has really been on a Troll these days...

    5. Re:Sensationalistic?! by dustmite · · Score: 1

      And what, you think they're doing breathalizer tests to make sure that every person who signs up is sober at the time they do? Puh-lease. It's a club, half of these people are already drunk. Sure, it's not quite "waking up with an RFID tag in your arm", but it's definitely not going to be sober, rational decision-making all round as you imply.

    6. Re:Sensationalistic?! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Nonono, I think he woke up missing one of those organs above his neck or something...

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  18. seiscientos sesenta seises. by nebaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    marca de la bestia

    (Thanks google. :-)

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    1. Re:seiscientos sesenta seises. by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 0

      That reads as six hundred and sixty sixes == 3960? I suppose you mean seiscientos sesenta y seis. Child post got it right in Catalán, by the way.

    2. Re:seiscientos sesenta seises. by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Thanks. My post was a google machine translation, as I know not a word of Spanish myself. :-)

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    3. Re:seiscientos sesenta seises. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      close, but not right. The correct spelling is

      sis-cents seixanta-sis

  19. Making its way to Ibiza next by mackermacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was there last year, and I can see it now... The british kids selling Ectasy at Space, Pacha, El Divino and cafe Del Mar, can just bill you electronically.

    Shows up on credit card as "adult entertainment". I see the potential for abuse.

    1. Re:Making its way to Ibiza next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Amnesia!

  20. Wow! This is Great! by dakan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alright! Now I can get drunk, pay my tab, and be tracked where ever I go. I'll never be lost again! In fact now the bartender will know exactly what I like so when I'm too trashed to order he will still know what I'm looking for.

    In Addition, I'm sure other merchants will catch on to the fact that I have an RFID tag and they will make wonderful use of it as well! This is a marvelous idea! Maybe now someone will remember my name.

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    1. Re:Wow! This is Great! by janbjurstrom · · Score: 1
      ... someone will remember my name.

      Yes, dakan, you are also - in addition to learning how to levitate - going to live forever.

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    2. Re:Wow! This is Great! by GothChip · · Score: 1

      Great idea. And when you're completely plastered all they club has to do is throw you out on the street.

      Then the taxi drivers can pick you up, scan the implant for a home address and then charge you for the ride home without you having to be concious.

  21. Other uses by White+Manual · · Score: 1

    It could also help you to stop beating your wife http://www.guardian.co.uk/spain/article/0,2763,119 2217,00.html

  22. Idiot Sauron by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "How about the option to put it in, for example: A ring

    D'oh! If Sauron had remembered to embed an RFID chip in that damn ring when he first had it made, it would have saved him and many others thousands of years of "looking for lost jewelry" trouble.

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    1. Re:Idiot Sauron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR is not real.

    2. Re:Idiot Sauron by pluvia · · Score: 1
      D'oh! If Sauron had remembered to embed an RFID chip in that damn ring when he first had it made, it would have saved him and many others thousands of years of "looking for lost jewelry" trouble.
      I thought he did! The RFID chip just required an external power source... i.e. someone had to wear it.
  23. So what... by UncleBiggims · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wave a body part and get a drink? So what! Girls have had this power since forever. And for them the drink is free.

    1. Re:So what... by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Wave a body part and get a drink?

      All this ever does for me is get my ass tossed out of the bar. I guess it depends on exactly which body part you wave...

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  24. Grocery Rewards Chip by marshac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, now my arm can look like my keychain with a half-dozen different "rewards" RFID chips... The added side benefit with all that junk in your arm will be when you light up the metal detector at the airport like a Christmas tree... and then the friendly TSA agent dons the rubber gloves...

  25. An excellent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know I'll be modded down, but this will enhance privacy.

    No more does someone have to worry about getting their wallet stolen because they were too drunk to notice. This means fewer credit card thefts, the leading cause of identity theft & privacy violations.

    1. Re:An excellent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I'll feel so much safer when the only way to get my credit is with a knife.

    2. Re:An excellent idea by mpost4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      not true, I had my credit card number stolen. One I never use on the net. but the thing is I still had the card. ya right they don't need to get the card to use it.

      My guess is that some place I went to and payed with it, eather trashed their copy of it with the number on it (in pittsburgh many places still print out the full card number and exp date, I keep my copy in a box at home, but who know what they hell they do with theirs) or one of the servers copied the number down.

    3. Re:An excellent idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cost of safety is always freedom.

      don't forget that

  26. Bulky? by clausiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ..bulky items such as credit cards...

    Yeah those pesky bulky 50x30x0.5 mm^3 credit cards - don't want to lug one of those around.

    /Claus

    1. Re:Bulky? by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

      And they say irony is lost on americans.....

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    2. Re:Bulky? by BabyDave · · Score: 1

      Imagine you have no pockets (e.g. you're wearing a skirt). Where do you put the card when you don't need it? What happens if you're holding it in your hand while dancing and someone 'accidentally' knocks it out of your hand?

    3. Re:Bulky? by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      imagine you are wearing a skirt? you are addressing a slashdot audience you know?

    4. Re:Bulky? by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why they have smaller credit cards that fit on keychains. I've seen square ones, too.

    5. Re:Bulky? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      imagine you are wearing a skirt?
      yes, well maybe he is, along with some silky panties and suspenders.

    6. Re:Bulky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're drinking on credit, you won't have credit (or a good credit rating) for long.

    7. Re:Bulky? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Really, it is great for clothing-optional events. Most bars tend to discourage this though.

    8. Re:Bulky? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      If you're wearing a skirt, chances are you're going ot be carrying a purse as well. That's the traditional place women have carried things for a few hundred years now.

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    9. Re:Bulky? by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      along with some silky panties and suspenders
      He's ok, he's a lumberjack.

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    10. Re:Bulky? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Are you being sarcastic?

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    11. Re:Bulky? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Why don't they simply spend a few dollars on a neck wallet if they don't have pockets? This item is quite popular in nudist resorts so you can carry your room pass card with you without having to deal with complicated zippers and buttons on pants.

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    12. Re:Bulky? by Elentar · · Score: 1

      If a clubber thinks a credit card is too bulky, there's no way they'd be carrying a keychain. Taxi, train, walk or hitch a ride, maybe.

      The really cool thing about this is that maybe you can show your ID once and be verified, and never get carded again. So you'd never need to carry ID either, which would be kind of silly if you'd just gotten implanted to avoid having the credit card...

      -Elentar

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    13. Re:Bulky? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Dear CowboyNeal,
      I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the previous entry in this forum about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Some of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

      Yours faithfully,
      Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

    14. Re:Bulky? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You could be really cunning and buy a skirt with pockets.

    15. Re:Bulky? by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

      What would give you *that* impression?

      --
      The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. (Marx)
    16. Re:Bulky? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Imagine you have no pockets (e.g. you're wearing a skirt). Where do you put the card when you don't need it?

      Then you put it where your ID is, as you will have been ID'd to get in the club. You put it with your car keys or cab fare, as you will need those to get home.

      Anyone who would go to a club with no ID, no money, and no keys could quite easily find themselves in trouble. As long as those things are necessary for safe clubbing, the incremental inconvenience of a credit card is inconsequential.

  27. Look man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put as much disinformation in the story as I could. The title was originally "Greek partygoers" not "Spanish revelers", but Michael managed to catch the fact that Barcelona isn't in Greece.

    Thank you for giving me credit for the bits I managed to slip by. I do my best.

  28. Easy access to cash & alcohol by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Too me this just sounds like a bad idea.

    If you pass out, your RFID chip still works, guess who's buying!

    At least with cash, when your out, your done. Credit cards have a signature and some liability, what do the RFID tags have? (sorry no habla)

    --
    This is not the sig line you are looking for... -- Old Jedi Sig Line Trick
    1. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by Bronster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you pass out, your RFID chip still works, guess who's buying! At least with cash, when your out, your done.

      Huh? So you're saying that the bartender is less likely to accept that cash that someone lifted from your wallet than to accept your passed-out body being dumped on the bar to pay for the drinks?

    2. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 1
      No, the swiped cash has a finite limit, once it is spent, it is gone.

      Slip the bartender some cash and he looks the other way while your RFID is used to buy rounds of drinks, I'm just saying there is a lack of safeguards that open up some big holes (social engeneering).

      --
      This is not the sig line you are looking for... -- Old Jedi Sig Line Trick
    3. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by pr0c · · Score: 1

      Only takes a server with an IQ of 1 or more to get around this problem. In addition, I also wasn't aware that any bars let passed out people stay there; around here they kick your ass out of the bar if you drink that much. Technology doesn't replace commone sense.

    4. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a winner, you are the dumb fuck for the day. You think a bartender is going to put it the order on a tab of some guy who is passed out? no way. go eat a dick.

    5. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by thefirelane · · Score: 1

      If you pass out, your RFID chip still works, guess who's buying!


      If you pass out, your cash still works, guess who's buying!


      ---Lane

    6. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by joexdestroyer · · Score: 1

      Everyone on this thread is acting like there are no checks to this system which, although they may not be layed out on the website, of course there are. I'm sure if you pass out and someone tries to use your chip somehow, the bartender won't let them. I'm sure if you get mischarged somehow, you'll be refunded. I'm sure if the chips were really that inaccurate that just by walking near the bar you were buying people drinks that people wouldn't get them implanted and the bar wouldn't use them. It's all common sense people. That doesn't mean this isn't a horribly stupid idea for a myriad of other reasons though.

    7. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by The+Bean · · Score: 1

      So which is worse:

      A) Drag body of passed out friend and wave it over the reader, hoping the bartender doesn't clue in that a corpse is being waved over the bar. Or you've social engineered him as you said. Rather than do that, why not...
      B) Grab cash out of wallet, pay for drinks!

      Ban CASH!

    8. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BAN CASH?!?! Then how would I get my drinks?

  29. Apocalypse by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

    Even though there is all the blah blah about Revelations and yadda yadda yadda, I think this would be pretty nice. Part of me wants to drop credit cards for implants because it would just be easy. Part of me is scared of that due to the whole My-Government-Really-Doesn't-Give-A-Toss-About-My- Privacy-And-They-Aren't-Afraid-To-Say-It (PATRIOT ACT, etc.) thing.

    So, I was thinking maybe if they would make stylish jewlery instead of implants, it would be better. I hate wearing extra things on my person. I don't even wear a watch on my wrist. But, hey, if I were going out and I could conceal my credit card in, say, a ring or earing or bracelet or lapel pin, it'd be worth it. Can't get it pick-pocketed unless you are very careless, and you probably won't lose it as easily.

    Then if you were worried about some RFID tracking, you could leave it at home and take cash / traditional credit cards.

    1. Re:Apocalypse by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Even though there is all the blah blah about Revelations and yadda yadda yadda

      Huh? What is the blah blah yaddda yadda revelations?

    2. Re:Apocalypse by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
      The Revelation of St. John (not Revelations, as some call it) is the last book of the Bible (at least in the King James & NIV versions). It talks about several prophecies regarding the return of Christ, and the rise to power of the Beast. Chapter 13 (NIV)talks about how the Beast forces everyone to receive a mark on (note: it doesn't specifically state in) their forehead or right hand, and no one will be able to buy or sell without the mark.

    3. Re:Apocalypse by huchida · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that Revelations book ruined it for everybody.

    4. Re:Apocalypse by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      *sigh*... the KJV says *in*...next time I'll check both to make sure :|.

    5. Re:Apocalypse by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      I was aware of the reference, if you specifically informing me (not everyone). I just don't buy that the "mark of the beast" will be a physical mark, e.g. the 666 everyone loves so much. I interpret it as symbolism (e.g. the right hand is the "good hand", like the right hand of God; thus, it simply means that you must be "for the beast" to "buy or sell"; The forehead traditionally caries the "intellect" and / or the non-litereal "heart" of man, so you would believe the "philosophy" the beast sets up in order to "buy and sell"). Not that it matters, because I'm not Christian. So, the "blah blah about Revelations and yadda yadda yadda" was just my way of saying "all the stupid literal interpretations people have about Revelations that I don't agree with". And, yeah, I'll keep saying Revelations because those extra four syllables or 15ish characters take effort. I can't think of anyone who wouldn't know what I was talking about if I said Revelations but would if I said The Revelation of St. John. Kind of like Luke universally means the Gospel According to Luke. Kind of Like John universally means The Gospel According to John. Kind of like how RIAA universally means That Infuriating Lobbiest Group For Greedy Record Labels, which is what the acronym actually stands for. Sorry. I had to work that in somewhere.

    6. Re:Apocalypse by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "thus, it simply means that you must be "for the beast" to "buy or sell""

      Well I interpret it as if the Beast or his minions figures out that you're not on his side, your certificate gets put on the certificate revocation list, and within a month (or whatever period everyone does their update) your cert is no good for anything - buying, selling, travelling.

      When your cert hits its expiry period and you want your certificate renewed - bow down and worship him or the equivalent.

      All the tech is there actually. No need for to think its all symbolic.

      Unfortunately the part about the mountain that got tossed into the sea doesn't sound too symbolic either, probably a frigging asteroid or something. If that happens I won't be surprised about the part about a "third of the seas" etc.

      --
    7. Re:Apocalypse by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      All the tech is there actually. No need for to think its all symbolic.

      While many fundamentalists in the 20th century have spread dire warnings of tattoos, bar-codes on your forehead, injectable tracking devices, and now RFID technology, the early church fathers believed that the mark of the beast was a spiritual mark. That is, the mark of the beast is the conscious decision to reject God, and not some nifty gadget that can be forced upon believers. Your interpretation of the mark as a technological matter is a modern innovation, foreign to the early Christians who were much closer to our Lord and his apostles.

  30. That's it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's my aluminum foil thong?

    1. Re:That's it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where's my aluminum foil thong?
      Don't you remember? You took it off because it was chafing your thighs too much...
  31. Credit Cardss bulky by Sammich · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is it just me or is the statement "...bulky items such as credit cards." seem a little odd?

    1. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by larkost · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a string bikini, ya, a credit card is a bulky item. You just haven't been to the right clubs...

    2. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by Tree131 · · Score: 1
      is the statement "...bulky items such as credit cards." seem a little odd?

      If you're going to a bikini party, then credit cards become bulky, since they would probably be the same size as your whole outfit... Then again... you can always stick the credit card in between the two large hemispheres (the top ones of course), if you got 'em.

    3. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by wafflemonger · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is Barcelona. The place where there are theme days such as (and I have not made this one up) 1/2 price if you show up at the door in just your underwear.

    4. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by camusflage · · Score: 1

      Any woman who would wear a string bikini where there are drunk and horny guys likely wouldn't need a credit card to buy drinks.

      --
      The truth about Scientology, Xenu, and you: Operation Clambake
    5. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure they'd let me in.

    6. Re:Credit Cardss bulky by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If a girl wearing a string bikini can't get free drinks, maybe she shouldn't be wearing a string bikini ;).

      Anyway there are mini credit cards - they aren't that bulky. People could have fun looking for them...

      --
  32. fraud? by Bellyflop · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maybe I don't get it. Do you have to sign a reciept or something after your RFID has been read? Otherwise, what's to stop an unscrupulousbar owner from charging you for all sorts of things during the evening? And if you do sign something, how do they know that they have the right signature? What if I make a fake RFID that has someone else number and just sign for it as usual? Not that most people checked the signatures on credit cards, but at least they have the option of checking...

    Reminds me of that song "Master of the House" from Les Miserables...

  33. Bad summary by helix400 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I got the impression from Slashdot's interpretation of USA Today's rant that these people are getting implants against their will because they're drunk. Or that they don't want the implants, but they get them because they are drunk.

    Then when I read the article, I found out volunteers willingly accepted them.

    Gotta love Slashdot articles that throw in completely unwarranted, biased statements like "patrons are getting drunk and...", even though the article says nothing of the sort.

  34. We are becoming 1974. by cybergrue · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What a wierd way of starting an article. I would have thought that 1984 would have been invoked in an article like this, but no, the author means 1974, and talks about Watergate et all. He even goes on to make a pun about Braingate, a brain computer communication tech.

    Actually, I think the whole article is just wierd. At least three topics have been rammed together into this article. Does anyone have any proof that this is actually happening, or is this just some marketing hype that a reporter fell for?

    1. Re:We are becoming 1974. by Unkle · · Score: 1
      It was a rather strange article. Plus, the author didn't seem to know much about current technology:

      Someday perhaps it could make regular eyeglasses into night-vision glasses, or even contact lenses.

      Don't know about you, but last I saw you COULD get contact lenses that function like regular eyeglasses, making you see better. What would be more interesting is if they made contact lenses that function like night vision glasses.

      --
      Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
  35. stupid clubbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay.. Of course, they prey on the typical stupidity of clubbers.. "OMG ITS LIKE SO COOL!! ADN SO EZ TO GET A DRINK"

  36. This is sick. What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Metal implants in the tongue? Ears? Nose? Nipples? Lips? It starts with RFID and ends with the Borg.

  37. Unnecessarily inflammatory submission by goldspider · · Score: 0, Redundant
    "clubbers in Barcelona are getting drunk and being implanted on site with RFID chips"

    Perhaps I have an overactive imagination, but did anyone else picture shady characters going around with Star Trek-esque implant devices sticking unconscious and unsuspecting victims with identity-stealing nanites?

    Ok, no more than 3 cups of coffee for me from now on!

    --
    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  38. Removable by levram2 · · Score: 1

    The interview mentions that they are easy to remove. The chips are for the VIPs and a perk. No abuse here. The company is just trying to differentiate themselves from other clubs with an interesting gimmick.

    1. Re:Removable by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but isn't this exactly how it starts?

      This is scary. VERY scary.

  39. Hillarious by dan_sdot · · Score: 1
    Here is the translation from freetranslation.com of the interview with the owner. It is funny for 2 reasons: the translation itself is funny, plus the things the owener says are just dumb.
    Conrad Chase, director of the Low one Beach Club, agrees to an interview of the agency EFE speaking on the VIP VeriChip.

    Just as you explain, the Verichip is a consistent technology in the establish of a digital chip under the skin. What motive has induced you to utilize this technology in a localities as the Low one Beach Club?

    Two reasons. The first one is to continue the philosophy of originality that Low Beach Club has carried since the principle. And the second is to remove provecho to the teconología more advanced.

    The majority of businessmen of the night are not original, are used to copying what another people creates. Only in the province of Barcelona, we can count more than 5 copies of the Low one Beach Club.

    The imposition of this chip under the skin, a syringe is done by means of. This method of imposition causes some inconvenience or secondary effect?

    The chip is of glass, totally harmless and arrives with a syringe of only use sterilized.

    Conrad, you believe that the VeriChip will have good reception?

    If, I know to a great deal of people with desires to establish it to him. At present, almost everyone carries piercings, tatuajes or silicona.

    You carry tatuajes, piercings or silicona?

    Not, although I have carried piercings. Perhaps some day me tatue the logo of the Drop.

    In the routine life, causes some inconvenience?, is detectable by the sensors of metals?

    (Laughters), a great deal of people asks me this. Inconvenience does not cause none, is not hooked, does not puncture, does not hurt... AND detectable by the sensors of metals... good, perhaps, but any button of Texan carries 10 times more metal than the Verichip.

    Who takes charge of establishing it?

    His placement can do it any person with the qualification of ATS, although, in the Low one Beach, the placement will do it a doctor.

    How can it be extracted?

    Is a very simple process. As simple as to extract a small chip.

    What advantages will have in the Low one Beach Club a client that want himself him to put?,

    Does not it do lack to carry monedero. With only passing for our reader, Low Beach Club will know is who, and of what balance arranges. For the time being will also have free entrance and access to the zone VIP that inaugurate on the 25 of March.

    Is free for your clients?

    The day of its launch, we will give it to all our VIPs. From that day the price of establishment will be of 125.

    If I establish myself the VeriChip, will serve me only for the Drop?

    The objective of this technology is to carry a system of identification to world level that annul the identity document need to carry and credit card. The Verichip that will establish in the Drop, will not be only for the Drop, is also useful for any another business that make use of this technology.


    My favorite is his claim that everyone has either piercings, tatoos or silicon; then when asked if he does, he feels dumb.
    1. Re:Hillarious by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      "businessmen of the night" They sound cool, I want to be one when I grow up.

  40. Insert mine in my Penis by drsmack1 · · Score: 0

    Then I'll be looking for a "slide card in slot" sign. And yes, I DO want a receipt.

  41. Photo of implant being implanted by pa3gvr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have a look at the professional enviroment where they do the implant:
    Baja implant photo.

  42. this time in catalan by pcardoso · · Score: 1

    or as the locals would say it, siscents seixanta sis...

    (thanks Socrates/Eramus at Universitat Autonoma de Barcelona! :)

    1. Re:this time in catalan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're missing a "guionet", it's "sis-cents"
      [/nitpick]

      (thanks for learning our language!, moltes gracies :)

  43. nudist colinies by mcguyver · · Score: 3, Funny

    This could be a hit with nudiest colonies or naked people that like to go shopping with their credit card. Go figure.

    1. Re:nudist colinies by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      Is a nudiest colony even nuder than a nudist colony? Sign me up! Sorry couldn't resist.

  44. The Book of Slashdot by Scoria · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll start.

    1:1 "And the Anonymous Coward, whose attempts to inspire many trolls had failed, ventured to the dark land of the savages. 'Why,' the dark savages questioned, 'has the nerd ventured so far from his Homeland?'"

    1:2 "'Perhaps he is feeling adventurous.'"

    1:3 "After the savages' intrusive physical examinations, the Anonymous Coward could only drink. And for seven days, he did."

    1:4 "On the seventh day, he awoke to the unpleasant sensation of an RFID. To his dismay, the object had been installed in the forbidden cavity."

    --
    Do you like German cars?
    1. Re:The Book of Slashdot by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but AFAIK the Book Of Slashdot begins like this:

      1:1 First Post

      --
  45. Python anyone? by Scrab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody expects the Spanish Implantation.....

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    RoseColor red={0, 0xffff, 0x0000, 0x0000};VioletColour blue={0, 0x0000, 0x0000, 0xffff};find / -name *mybase*|chown you
    1. Re:Python anyone? by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Roses are red, VIOLETS are blue, all my base are belong to you... Clever sig =) Just wanted to point out that Violets is misspelled.

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
    2. Re:Python anyone? by Scrab · · Score: 1

      Very true, and I tried to do that originally. The problem is, there's only space in my sig for 120 characters, so I had to make some sacrifices... ;) EDIT : I seem to have miscounted. Thanks for making me check.....

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      RoseColor red={0, 0xffff, 0x0000, 0x0000};VioletColour blue={0, 0x0000, 0x0000, 0xffff};find / -name *mybase*|chown you
  46. Alex Jones has something to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    This is a nice english version of the 'facts'

    Spain Launches Microchip Implantation for VIP Members

    Baja Beach Club in Barcelona

    UPDATE April 7, 2004 2:30 PM CST

    Note from Alex Jones:

    I interviewed Conrad Chase for 30 minutes on my syndicated radio broadcast. He told me that the CEO of VeriChip, Mr. Bolton, had told him that there was a plan to use the VeriChip as a global implantable identity system. I asked him if whether in the future you would have to have a chip to get into the club period, and he said yes.

    I said laughingly, that you're not going to be a VIP in the world if you don't have a chip, to which he responded that that was a great slogan that he would start using.

    He went on to say that all gun owners should have to have a microchip implanted in their hand to be able to own a gun. He also said that the VeriChip company had told him that the Italian government was preparing to implant all of their government workers. He said that this is a great system that he believes will replace credit cards for buying and selling.

    I asked him where he was getting all of these ideas and he said that he had learned all of this from discussions with VeriChip, and that he was aware that the plant making the chips was in Beijing, China.

    It doesn't get any more bone-chilling than this. They are going to sell microchips as the ultimate in trendiness.

    --------

    Club Director: "The chip will prevail...I believe wholeheartedly in the
    chip system."

    Violet Jones
    Infowars.com
    April 7, 2004

    Baja Beach Club owner Conrad Chase wanted something unique to identify his VIP patrons. Other clubs had special jewelry or key chains, but he was looking for something special. After brainstorming, he came up with the idea to implant his VIP members with VeriChip's implantable microchip.

    Alex has spoken many times over the years about how they would make the chip "fun," and how, by giving it an elite status, an entire generation of young teenagers would soon be arguing with their parents demanding that they let them be implanted so that they can be in the "in" crowd.

    The Baja Beach Club and Chase have proved that the trend has started.

    When I spoke to Mr. Chase this morning he told me that his implant launch had gotten the international media's attention. He himself was implanted at the media launch of the VIP implant system along with stars from the Spanish version of the TV Show, "Big Brother," (called "Grand Hermano" in Spain).

    He also told me that he had been in touch with the VeriChip Corporation and that there were several new developments with their implant system including the Belgian subsidiary of firearm company, FN Herstal, which manufactures Browning and Smith and Wesson firearms, launching a implant-firearm system which would make a firearm functional only to the individual implanted with its corresponding microchip.

    "We have a special zone at Baja beach Club where only VIPs are allowed, which has various exclusive services for these members. We are the first discotheque in the world to offer the VIP VeriChip. Using an integrated (imbedded) microchip, our VIPS can identify themselves and pay for their food and drinks without the need for any kind of document (ID)."


    Informant: Harlan Girard
  47. Problem... by jd · · Score: 1
    When you're drunk, they install a second RFID tag. Somewhere else.... possibly quite painful.


    Or, they could just decide to put a second tag in your throat. Just faulty enough to ignite the alchohol as it goes by. (Thus destroying any incriminating evidence.)

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Problem... by freakmn · · Score: 1
      When you're drunk, they install a second RFID tag. Somewhere else.... possibly quite painful

      Like the back of a Volkswagen?
      --
      warning: This post is likely to contain gobs of dripping sarcasm. Consume at your own risk.
    2. Re:Problem... by jd · · Score: 1

      No, they would have some compassion. They are human, not monsters. :)

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  48. Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    does one have to be to decide: it's too difficult to carry money or plastic or identification. I'll just have a "nurse" implant a device under my skin.

    They should be ashamed that they're NOT drunk when they do this.

    Good thing I'm not a fundamentalist or I'd see this as an indicator of people volunteering for the Mark of the Beast.

    1. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Like the article says, I don't see how this is much worse than having some kind of piercing or tatoo. In the end, it doesn't even HAVE to be implanted. There's no reason you can't place it in your favorite piece of jewelry or sew it into your halter top. It's just less likely to be lost if it's IN you.

    2. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to find double sided tape, and why wouldn't you just tape it to you clothes for the night. Or a safety pin. Why would oyu walk around all day long broadcasting you credit info?

      Anyhooo...
      I do understand the motivation when I was in the U.K. and I put my lighter in the same pack as my cigs, they called me a tart. The implication was that the jeans were soooo tight that you could fit the lighter too.

      You know what I think they should be working on instead? Hunh? FREE DRINKS FOR ALL!

    3. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

      I can't help but wonder about the sanitary aspects of it, nevermind the privacy concerns. I can't imagine that these 'nurses' are any more trained in the safe use of hypodermics than any other cocktail waitress.

      --
      "The words of the prophets are written on the Slashdot walls."
    4. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by jrumney · · Score: 2, Interesting
      does one have to be to decide: it's too difficult to carry money or plastic or identification. I'll just have a "nurse" implant a device under my skin.

      Barcelona does have one of the worst rates of pickpocketing in Europe. So I can see why people don't want to be carrying their wallets around when they're drunk.

    5. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's better to carry as few things as possible when you are out drinking. One time I was at a party, and this guy was obviously about to get his ass kicked for being an asshole and a dumbass. Being a nice drunk at the time, I took him aside and was like, "hey man, you need to leave alright." He whined about it being cold outside and he had no coat. So I let him borrow my coat. The next day I learn that the house next door had been broken into, someone tried to cook chicken and ended up setting the stove on fire, and my coat and wallet/driver's liscense were thrown around on the front porch! Anyways the asshat had acid on him, and although I never got into trouble for this..
      I NEVER GOT MY COAT BACK. The cops burned it. Oh well. See with one of these implants I would have at least never have known about the whole affair, as my coat wouldn't have contained my wallet.

    6. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      No good deed goes unpunished

      --
      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    7. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Barcelona does have one of the worst rates of pickpocketing in Europe.

      Soon, it will have the worst rate of assaults with exacto knifes in the entire World.

    8. Re:Just how stupid/vapid/careless/insane ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha ha! you seem to be a fucking loser!! ;) You won't avoid that fact by just implanting a chip under your skin! Maybe that way you will, instead of giving away your coat, end up wanking the pal!!! Sure he will get warm!!!

  49. Subtle troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No more does someone have to worry about getting their wallet stolen because they were too drunk to notice. This means fewer credit card thefts, the leading cause of identity theft & privacy violations.

    Rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt. Now only the well-funded, professional bad guys will be able to invade your privacy. And you won't even know when it happens.

    Please tell me that you're not allowed to vote. And you should be modded -5 Duh.

    1. Re:Subtle troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Chicago. I vote early and often. And Illinois has plenty of electoral votes!

  50. The kids are going to feel like a bunch of losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...next time they ever end up inside a microwave oven.

  51. uses in the ER by frankmu · · Score: 1

    i can see the ER docs clamoring for this. they won't have to actually talk to the patients as the ambulance pulls them in to the parking lot. the patient record will pop right up on their handy dandy tablet PC without asking. now if there was an implantable etoh meter too

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    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    1. Re:uses in the ER by Jonny+Royale · · Score: 1

      Acutally, there's been a lot of talk about pervasive Wi-Fi in the hospital environment. The two problems with it are power draw and inteference..Anything large enough to collect, store & provide a patients data is going to need batteries, and transmitters. Unfortunately, transmitters do tend to intefere with other medical devices, such as pacemakers, and batteries add weight and bulkiness, as well as the need to do replacements.

  52. I woke up with a bad hangover-headache! by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    I woke up with a massive headache and a funny feeling bump over my eye. 'Must have gotten into a fight!

  53. Right hand or forehead? by CatGrep · · Score: 1

    Which would you prefer? Can't buy or sell without it!

  54. how powerful are RFID tags ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats the range of these tags ? Is there any potential to use the tags to follow one of these blindingly bright honeys home from the club ?

    Can future versions of the devices be made to take blood alcohol measurements and broadcast these values too ?

    There are a number of ways I can think of to let customers make purchases without carrying cash or cards, but surgical implantation at the bar wasn't at the top of my list. I really hope this doesn't catch on.

    --Tsiangkun

  55. I'm getting mine! by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny



    I'm getting mine implned in my pee-pee.

    That way, I can pay for my hookers at the same time I'm fucking them.

    --

    Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    1. Re:I'm getting mine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you'd probably only pass the Reader once or twice before you were finished...

  56. What was that line in the book of Revelations by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    About needing to receive the "Mark of the Beast" in order to conduct business?

    I wonder if the RFID implants have the digits "666" on them anywhere :-P

    --
    My rights don't need management.
    1. Re:What was that line in the book of Revelations by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Revelations 13:17
      and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.

      Obviously, by "name" read certificate, and by "number of the name" read certificate fingerprint...

    2. Re:What was that line in the book of Revelations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitting the "w" key three times ("WWW") on a standard keyboard that is reprogrammed as a kind of Dvorak layout will produce "666."

  57. Re:NOW THEY HAVE TO SUGAR THEIR OWN CHURRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Churro? Why would anyone want to sugar a sheep?

  58. Even scarier by ShatteredDream · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gnosticism got me back out of my malaise into being a christian. I had for a long time dismissed people like Jack Van Impe and Tim LaHaye as wishful thinkers (God will solve our problems) and outright lunatics whose desire for the endtimes was scary as hell. Then I started actually watching what is happening and comparing it to the more mature prophecy.

    1) With the Law of the Sea Treaty and UN Convention on Organized Crime and International Criminal Court we are moving towards a true one world government. If the momentum continues, the UN could be a planetary government in 20-30 years with its own tax system, police, legislature and scariest of all: military.

    2) Corporations, unions and governments have been conspiring for decades to terminate individual freedom and centralize all meaningful government power in the hands of an unaccountable elite. The US Congress is barely representative of our own population, just imagine how corruptable that sort of legislature would be. The Congress and EU would look like they're dominated by statesmen of the finest calibre by comparison.

    3) We have a version of the mark of the beast being propogated in a way that is palitable to the general population.

    While I don't think that we're going to see the rapture or anything quite that fantastical, I do think we are going to see some very dark days for mankind coming very soon.

    1. Re:Even scarier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the law of the sea is a huge failure - one of the biggest jokes of the last few decades of international relations. And now 90% of the world's large fish stocks are gone and vast tracts of seafloor are deadzones, scraped clean of any life by giant trawlers. I wish the law of the sea was strong enough that you nuts should worry about it - but it's not.

  59. Dance on the Volcano? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1, Funny

    if society has decayed to the point where alcohol and absynthe-soaked sluts in Barcelona can wave their hand at a computer for more drinks, we deserve what we get.

    --
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  60. No. by lemonylimey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just to try and head off some of the sillier comments here:

    As anyone working in a Vet's Surgery will tell you, these sub-dermal chips have a read range of about 2-3 inches, so you don't have to worry about the club recording how many times you gave ten euros to the guy in the corner with all the funny bulges in his hat.

    Sorry.

    We will now return you to your normal paranoid service.

  61. On a serious note by blackmonday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    On a serious note, we should be using some kind of RFID on every American in IRAQ. No, I don't have all the answers, but it seems we could track people who are missing through satellite, before they get their heads cut off. Is there some technology available that isn't easily defeated or detected by captors?

  62. Wait until Vegas gets this. by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once this ties in with slots...

    1. Re:Wait until Vegas gets this. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I don't like the idea of that. If they used it in a casino, all the "virtual chips" would be in the hands of the casino. So you could step up to the Blackjack table, win $100,000 in one sitting, and then the casino can simply refuse to give you your money. Normally you could at least stand a chance of running out with the chips and cashing them in on another day.

      --
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    2. Re:Wait until Vegas gets this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, just as your grocer could refuse to let you have the groceries you just paid for. Do many businesses try this? No.

      Highly unlikely. If it does happen, it'll be publicised and the casino loses business. Methinks they'll realise this before they try what you suggest.

  63. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know... In Mother Russia RFID inplants in.. erm.. wait..

    In Mother Russia You implant RFID.. erm, that wont work either. I give up!

    1. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From TFA:

      The military has visions of pilots flying planes by thought.


      In fact, this was being done IN SOVIET RUSSIA as early as 1982. Using a forerunner of our favourite web browser, no less. At least, that's my understanding.
  64. Take it out? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Ok, I didn't RTFA so apologies if its there, but there's one thing that I kept wondering about all this.

    I mean, its fine and good if some rich euro-trash model wants to get a chip under her skin so she can be cool and buy drinks faster (means she gets drunk faster and my chances go up faster).

    But lets say she's leaving....does she have the ability to have it removed from her? Something like this could potentially be a real problem trying to get through the metal detector at the airport.

    "Um...no sir....its a chip...under my skin....and it buys drinks!"

    "Suuuuure it does....now come along with me little miss terrorist."

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  65. Yikes by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Normally I hate christian fundamentalist but on this subject I am right with them. Branding people with a number on their body is just plain evil. Perhaps I grew up to close to the holocaust but the only way someone will mark me with a number on my body is with a toetag.

    Painlessly inserted? How about removed? A passport no matter how good you can always loose. With an rfid tag imbedded this becomes a lot harder. Does any current goverment want to use this? No probably not.

    Then again think of the time when a certain european country started a database with the religion of its citizens and of their parents. And think of the time that passed before its true purpose become known. Can you predict wich kinda goverment we will have in a decade? The US 10 years ago was just getting rid of bush in favor of clinton, the netherlands was all peacefull and quiet with no-one making any political statements that were not Politically correct and politicians getting shot happened elsewhere. (for the non-dutch we had a huge uproar (by dutch standards) when Pim Fortuyn formed his own party and said things that no-one had dared say before but a lot of people were thinking. A openly gay charismatic person with some right wing and some left wing views who looked like he was going to win the election before being killed).

    Scary stuff. Anyone that accepts this is insane.

    --

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Yikes by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      > Normally I hate christian fundamentalist but on this subject I am right with them.

      perhaps you should do more research into what we believe before you accept the Al Franken version of what the left and anti-Christians believe. Maybe ask a fundamentalist Christian who can parse full sentences and speak using only words that can be understood by a room full of non-Christians.

      If you're talking to someone who uses at least 5 words per sentence that you don't understand (that is, they're speaking in Christian-ese) i would tell you to stop listening to them and keep on looking. Most TV evangelists would fall into this group you should not be listening to.

      Check out the Dobsons, esp his son, Ryan, at korministries.com or ryandobson.com

      If you look at those sites and would be shocked that he's a fundamentalist Christian - then I would highly encourage you to keep looking..

      what you may have been led to believe are the teachings of Jesus (you have to dress a certain way, you have to speak a certain way) are fallacies by people who are flawed and self-promoting Jesus-pimps.

      --
      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    2. Re:Yikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus did not teach that you have to dress a certain way.

      He accepted prostitutes, poor people, diseased people, and all kinds of people. When he forgave them and/or healed them, he did not tell them that they had to go change their clothes. Did Jesus dress nicely? Most likely not...he was poor.

      I'm not saying this to lash out or criticize, but I came across this and I'm simply defending what I believe.

    3. Re:Yikes by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Dude, you strayed way off topic as your post progressed. Yes, branding people by force is evil. Nobody is being branded by force here. RTFA.

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    4. Re:Yikes by Jasa · · Score: 1

      I agree that for now it is only by choice, but if more and more people do it by choice, then it starts to be an inconvience not to have it (to the person and also the merchant), and sooner than you think, you won't be able to buy or sell with out it.

      Make a stand before it's too late.

      --
      -Jasa -- Linux - The SOURCE will be with you, ALWAYS
  66. credit card weight woes by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Funny
    in order to pay their bills without carrying around bulky items such as credit cards.

    Thank god, finally someone has come up with a way to save me from the unbearable burden of hauling my friggin credit card from place to place.[/Sarcasm]

    Now, if a credit card is too bulky for your outfit then you should have some of my sex... with me.

    --
    -- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. It's not my fault that life sucks so much. --
  67. Damn! by cjwl · · Score: 1

    My RFID implanted dog bought the whole club a round of drinks.

  68. I think thats the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More money for the club!

  69. RFID by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    RFID in ID badges use a public key private key auth so the key is never sent so your stuck trying to break 128 bit key.

    --

    Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

  70. When did human evolution jump the shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worry about a world in which people are so easily seduced into giving up such things as privacy, liberty, health and freedom all for the sake of a little short-term convenience. Have we really devolved into little more than lazy unthinking robotic blobs of flesh?

    1. Re:When did human evolution jump the shark? by the+Luddite · · Score: 1

      Yes.

  71. I didn't read it that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seemed perfectly obvious to me that the summary wasn't implying unconsented implanting of drunk people.

    But then again, maybe I am just used to the slashdot sensationalism, and have learned to automatically see through it.

    hmmm...

  72. Really? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not real? Are you sure? I have already paid $2,500 to go participate in an archaelogical dig on the Italian shores of the Adriatic in August to help uncover the foundations of Barad-dur. Hope this isn't some sort of scam, but I'd better check into this just in case.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, mods. This rates some funny... AtariAmarok: nice troll handling!

    2. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The foundations survive as long as the Ring does. So the foundations are gone, not just the tower. Remember?

  73. Babelfish... by Jonny+Royale · · Score: 2, Informative
  74. Whatever you do... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    ... don't get the implant over your kidney or you might lose two things at once!

    --

    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
  75. Anyone translate and answer this question: by Zebbers · · Score: 1

    How do you know which rfid chip is buying which drink?

  76. Don't leave home without it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And of course: It's everywhere you want to be. :)

  77. Why be afraid? by yintercept · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why be afraid? Implanted RFID tags are the first step to a clothing optional world. The second step involves everyone finishing our Dr. Aitkins diets so we don't all look flubby...oh, and Bush's energy policy needs to finish the global warming trend so we don't get chilly.

    Dude! RFID tags means we can all run around naked and get drunk all day long...uh, okay, maybe I see what you mean about being afraid.

  78. I'd be careful about what body part RFID is in. by xyote · · Score: 1

    The mugger may just opt for amputation as a quicker means of getting the RFID chip than just poking around for it.

  79. Just ask Lorena by jmpresto_78 · · Score: 1

    When Lorena Bobbit strikes again, she's going to think twice before throwing the evidence out the window.

    Lorena to friend: What now? Throw it out the window?
    Friend: NO NO NO... Let's go shopping first!!

    Imagine the checkout clerk's suprise: I'm sorry ma'am, I don't think that belongs to you.
    Lorena: C'mon! My husband didn't have any cash on him! Just this once?

  80. "The forehand is a symbol of the mind" by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    Definition of forehand: "Made or done with the hand moving palm forward: a forehand tennis stroke"

    Whenever McEnroe swings that racket, I cannot help but think of "Genius!".

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  81. Ring of Invisibility by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Is there a reason you couldn't put an RFID in a ring that is "shielded" from the reader until you twist a cover or something?"

    Do you have one of these rings which can make you invisible to RFID detection? I want one..... preciousss.....

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  82. Revelation 13:16-17 by gsfprez · · Score: 1

    He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.

    Nostradamus - you just got served.

    --
    guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
  83. Don't do that! by camusflage · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine what you'd have to go through to get scanned if you shoved your RFID tag up your ass?

    --
    The truth about Scientology, Xenu, and you: Operation Clambake
    1. Re:Don't do that! by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      RFID tags get several meters of range. More if you put a dish or trough collector on the reader, focusing the sensitivity to line of site or to a plain.

      If we ever use these on prison inmates, we'd have to put them somewhere they can't dig them out.

  84. The obligatory quote: by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Revelation 13
    ...
    16: And it comes to be that the small and the large, the rich and the poor, the free and the peasants altogether give themselves a malsign on their right hand or their forehead.

    17: So it be that no one can buy or sell, if he not bear the sign, namely the sign of the beast or the number of his name.

    Somewhat creepy, ain't it?

    Yet it is conclusive in a way.
    Consider the following: The spiritual inspirator of arts being the spiritual being (read: 'power') we call Lucifer, the inspirator of science being the 'power' Satan (or Ariman, to be more percise) - which, on a side note, makes the amish people the most consequent religious-confessional christians IMHO - and the spiritual being who holds the balance in the middle being the christ. We live in an age where science and materialisim (which aims to neglect any sort of true spirituality) runs rampant. Call it the western age or 'the age of the white man' as the chief of the cree (was it cree?) put it.
    It's quite a logic consequence for this RFID/body-chip issue taking the turn the Bible profecies (spelling?) here.
    I consider myself quite sober in terms of spirituality and I do think the evangelists and some other people had the knowlege and wisdom to look this far into the future.
    Then again, large parts of the revelation are somewhat 'babbleish' so again everybody has to make his own impression.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  85. Like...totally valley girl... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Like, what's the big deal? Like, why is a man writing in such a way as to sound like a valley girl? Like, gag me with a spoon!!

    I don't blame you if you stop reading after the first 'Like'....I did.

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    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  86. SECURITY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So cool, now while wardriving I can rob tons of people BLIND as I charge them for WHATEVER while driving through downtown Barcelona.

  87. Scary... by MvD_Moscow · · Score: 1

    Now what happens when everyone has these tags in them and there is no need for cash? And imagine if your a disident? The government would be able to stop you from buying anything... However, I must say that it is usefull to have an automatic paying system while your drunk...

  88. medical concerns by Tsiangkun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are these capsules sterile when inserted ?

    How much training does the 'nurse' at the club have?

    If the 'nurse' is so well trained, how come they aren't working in healthcare ?

    What facilities are provided at the club to ensure a sterile working environment for the 'nurse' and patients ?

    Are the capsules certified free from proteins that may cause immune responses ?

    What sort of waiver do I have to sign to get one of these implanted ?

    If I have a problem with the implant, do I contact the manufacturer, or is the bar going to provide care for complications arising from the device.

    --Tsiangkun

  89. Makes it easier... by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wave a body part and get a drink? So what! Girls have had this power since forever. And for them the drink is free.

    In both cases, implants make this easier.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:Makes it easier... by surstrmming · · Score: 1
      Wave a body part and get a drink? So what! Girls have had this power since forever. And for them the drink is free.

      In both cases, implants make this easier.

      And beware, if you're in the wrong (right?) club in Barcelona, that goes for men too.

      p.s. Almodóvar rules.

  90. Gentleman's Club Potential! by dbretton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think about it:
    If I get this implanted in my head, I want the dancers get the scanners implanted in their crotches...

    It would make paying my bill pleasurable!

    1. Re:Gentleman's Club Potential! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which head?

  91. Baja Beach is heaven on earth by weiyuent · · Score: 2, Informative

    On a side note, the Baja Beach chain of clubs is by far the most fun I've ever been to. Mind you I went to the ones in the Netherlands, but I'm pretty sure they're all built around the same model.

    Basically, the theme inside the club is that it's a beach resort. Fake palm trees, fake sand, etc. And the best part? The hosts and hostesses are all super-buff hotties wearing thongs. There's plenty of beefcake for the women and hot flesh for the men -- they literally walk around with only dental floss covering their bodies, selling you drinks on the dance floor. If you're willing to fork over extra money, you get a "body shot" where you drink your drink off the body of the hostess -- although that part grosses me out when you consider who else has licked there. And about every 15 minutes the hosts and hostesses get up on top of the tables and alternate between a male and a female striptease!

    What else could a young, horny lad ask for?

  92. Cattle by zanderredux · · Score: 1
    Yeah. People being handled and regarded to as cattle by businessmen. And they (the people) seem to like it, as long they can get blind drunk.

    Human dignity has reached new lows in Barcelona - and they are OK with that.

  93. Obligatory Scripture Quote by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    16He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.

    Revelation 13:16-17
  94. Differentiate their VIPs by zanderredux · · Score: 2, Insightful
    An attempt to differentiate VIPs? Definitely.

    Their VIPs must be stupid enough to give up their privacy in exchange of the convenience of not having to move cash around and the extra bonus of being handled and ID'd just like cattle are.

    Geez. What happened to dignity?

    Rich kids are indeed dumb...

  95. As a former Emergency Medical Technician by HaloZero · · Score: 1

    I can say, scary as it may be, that such technology would be invaluable, not only to doctors on the ER deck, but to EMTs in the back of the ambulance. Take in a patients ID, xmit to central data center, which returns the patients records. Would have saved atleast a few lives that I can think about. Lots of people have medical complications and they DO NOT carry it on any form of ID, or any sort of Medic Alert bracelet. That, or the bracelet gets lost in something like a car accident or building fire.

    Even better, if the ID can be transmitted to the 911 Emergency Operations Center when the initial emergency response call is made, the operator can trace/track the location of the call, immediately, and route the nearest rig. Ambulance drivers aren't always the most efficient beings. It's not easy to think of the best route to a location, compensating for traffic patterns, and dodging Mr. Jones on his bananular phone.

    Scary? Sure. Useful? Indispensable. But it'll never happen.

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    1. Re:As a former Emergency Medical Technician by frankmu · · Score: 1

      i think if you can market it correctly, it would work. such as "get the RFID tag, and get a free pen" it's amazing what people would do for silly stuff.

      --
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  96. My cats by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My cats have RFID implants with a serial#.
    If they get lost their necklace tells the finder to call a number / go to a vet to get the number read.
    The number corresponds with my address information in a database and I get a call.

    My point is this: it's no 'new' technology and the chip does not migrate in the cat's body (it's implanted near the left shoulder).
    Of course the implantation should be done by skilled people. My guess is that it ins't the bartender who implants the chip ;)

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    Privacy is terrorism.
    1. Re:My cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother and just put all the info on the cat's collar? Who takes lost cats to a vet?

    2. Re:My cats by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Also run-aways can easily be scanned to verify their last place of residence and contact their owners for pick-up (assuming they are equiped with the RFID).

      My dog also has one. It is also used by the various "Clubs" (A.K.C. for instance), to track dogs and verify their identity (for dog shows, breeding reasons, etc.). Similar to why they used to tattoo dogs. Given the choice I think the RFID tag (in thier case its supposed to be about the size of a rice grain) is the more humane choice (although it was done before I got her).

      As a side note, they originally used to put the tag in the ear, but found that dog theifs (yeah .. go fig), would clip the ears. Thats when they opted for between the shoulder blades (I believe thats the location).

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  97. Re:Easy access to cash & alcohol (and gas) by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

    This is like those keychain tags for gas at Mobile or Exxon. The idea is that the purchase is small, so it's not worth the seller's trouble to get a signature. And, those gas tags don't work from far away - you don't wind up paying for someone else's gas at the next pump. I'm guessing that these little capsules don't have much of a range either, despite what was written.

    Oh, and as far as passing out. If you pass out in a public place, there are lots and lots of bad things that can happen to you. Perhaps you should avoid that practice.

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  98. overloads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i, for one, DONT welcome our coming antichrist overlord.

  99. Uh, history isn't on the "it's gotta be safe" side by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Weren't the first credit cards faced with a lot of the same potential abuses -- use by non-owners, less limited than cash so a thief (or you) can run up a massive bill, and so on? And credit cards have always been exceptionally prone to abuse -- by their owners and by people who're trying to scam the owners.

    People tend to overspend on cards, yes? For much the same reasons that they'd overspend using their chip? This despite generations of experience that (you'd think) would've led to more measures to prevent that problem. Banks want us to abuse the things, so there's a pressure *not* to put "checks" in place, too. They don't want fraud, but they want you to overspend. They offer you perks to do it.

    It took a long time for credit cards to get to the relatively more protected model we're in now, where there's limited liability for fraud, checksum digits are on the reverse of the card, and so on. Most cards still don't even have built-in photo ID, which seems like a basic point. We only went to checking every card for almost every purchase in the 90s; until then it was "If it's a big purchase you can call an 800 number to verify that the card's good." Maybe RFID can piggyback on that network of fraud checks from the cards, but if credit cards had to deal with unexpected abuses so will this.

    You have to be right that there are more "checks" to these things than we're thinking, but as far as being an early adopter -- nah, no thanks.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  100. To many credit cards, not enough fingers by pwackerly · · Score: 1

    My bank keeps issuing me knew credit cards (due to bank mergers, better credit, etc). At this rate, I'd never remeber what body part had the most recent RFID tag in it.

  101. Security, VeriChip by Suomalaanen+hjy · · Score: 1

    It seems like they are using VeriChip rfid-chips.
    (Reminds me of some other Veri**** named company..)

    Brochure (pdf)

    Seems like there are no public key/private key type security features in the chip.
    I wonder how they expect it to be secure against copying..

  102. Re: Bottomless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If I was able to just wave my hand and get a drink I'd be bankrupt in no time. I think that's a more pressing concern than any privacy issues."

    What about how embarrasing it is when you get that drunk and end up on G.G.Wild?

    God, its like that every time I go to Mardi Grass. And let me tell you, staying off camera is definetly a bigger concern than any RFID privacy issues.

  103. Read the link; nobody says it's being USED yet by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you don't know Spanish very well, plug that link http://www.baja-beachclub.com/bajaes/asp/zonavip.a spx into Babelfish and read it. It's all futures. In Babelfish's translation:

    Q: Conrad, you think that the VeriChip will have good welcome?
    A: If, I know much people with desire to implant it to it. At the moment, almost everybody takes piercings, tattoos or silicone.

    They're not doing it yet. They don't know whether anyone will be willing to use it.

    1. Re:Read the link; nobody says it's being USED yet by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If you keep reading you'll find that Conrad refers to the 25th of March as the launch date. As usual, /. is behind the times.

  104. You forgot... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    to word everything as, like, a question? You know? "Like, I was like, down at the pool hall? And this totally cute guy came over? And I was like, Oh my God! I totally didn't know what to say? And he was like, 'whatever!'"

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  105. "Nurse", Yikes! by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

    From the article.

    "At the Baja Beach Club, Tuesdays are VeriChip implantation days. Stop in and a ''nurse'' -- the club's word -- uses a syringe to inject a VeriChip capsule under your skin.."

    Does this "nurse" know much about "HIV" & "Hepatitis"?

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  106. Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as more events seem to make the Revelations part of the Bible sound accurate, it's starting to seem like a good idea to convert to Catholicism, just in case.

    Besides, some of those altar boys are pretty cute...

  107. Significant impersision in there... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    He also forced everyone, small...

    I think that is a significant impercision you've got in that translation.
    Mine says:
    "... the free and the peasants altogether give themselves a malsign ...".
    They give it themselves because they honor the beast. That's a huge difference. (And it describes what's happening more percisely)
    Can anyone with the hebrew 'original' and the appropriate hebrew skills clarify this one? Or anyone with knowlege of the different translations and which is the truest?

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  108. You are retarded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re-read the post, chief. You just vehemently agreed with the grandparent.

  109. Can anyone spell "BORG"? by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    We will all be assimilated.

  110. Fraudulent Transactions by Murgalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what if you get so drunk you pass out. Your buddies can just drag your carcass to the bar and get free drinks the rest of the night. There really should be an "off" switch. Perhaps the ability to set a max amount per day.

  111. Call me Old Fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what ever happened to just running a tab, and setteling up with the bar when you leave?

  112. How about this plan? by tanksalot · · Score: 1

    1) Open a trendy nightclub in Barcelona.
    2) Implant RFID tags into your customers.
    3) ???
    4) Profit!

    Sometimes it is just too easy.

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  113. Mark from Revelation? by ActionAL · · Score: 1

    uhhh this really sounds like the Mark from Revelation.

  114. Re:So what... women, drunk, and RFIDS by Lotharjade · · Score: 1

    To quote Bill Engvall
    "Hot Women are the only people who can go out broke, and come back drunk!!!"

    They don't need no stinkin RFID tags!

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  115. It had to be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    666 anyone?

  116. old skool by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    What, a fast, hard fist to the head? That's the way they'd get one of those marks of the beast into me.

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  117. now its so easy to pay! by sysopd · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one who wants to make it harder for people to take my money? It seems like every day I hear an ad for a new technology or program that makes it "Even easier to pay!"

    We have direct deposit, direct withdrawal, speedpass systems, online billpay, etc etc etc. And I know several people in their early twenties who have filed or are currently in the process of filing, for bankruptcy.

    Honestly, am I alone in wanting to make it more difficult for someone to take my money? I like making a conscious decision to pay for something. Lately I have stopped using debit/credit cards for daily purchases altogether. I give myself a certain amount of cash to spend during the month and keep it on my person. I can immediately tell how much money I have spent and have left. If I get mugged I can only lose that amount of cash, versus being led to an ATM machine and being forced to withdraw a large amount of money to give to the mugger. This has been happening somewhat frequently in my area recently and across the world at large. In many cases the victim has no way to reclaim the lost money.

    Keeping money in a bank prevents it from being stolen from some third party, but it doesn't prevent the bank from stealing your money and holding it hostage. Banks make rediculous amounts of money from fees and charges for just accessing your cash. With almost zero interest on even the high interest checking and savings, it makes me want to get a safe and keep my cash locked away so as to hold onto more of it, or invest it in something that would generate more than the paisley sub-one-percent interest the banks like to give us during a time when interest rates on borrowed funds are fucking lower than ever .

    Back to my point, is it seriously that hard to pay for things today? I mean its easy enough for someone to steal your identity, your credit history, your life.

  118. Palma chips in yo palma by paraphase · · Score: 0

    Palma De Mallorca would be the perfect place for these...as it is nothing if not an island of some of the best bars and clubs I've seen in the world.

  119. seiscientos sesenta y seis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct way is "seiscientos sesenta y seis", and the spelling is not easy because there is not sound in english for the spanish "c". It sounds like "th" in "thougth" and not like "s".

    1. Re:seiscientos sesenta y seis by javiercero · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that the Seat Seiscientos is the devil's car?

  120. Re:want to get a safe and keep my cash by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Safes are much cheaper than you might think. Get the type that is sunk in concrete in the floor and it is incredibly difficult to crack (petrol stations love them).Make the bastards work to get your money.

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  121. 1974 by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Loved it, loved the music (including ELP), the food in the school cafeteria sucked, but I had no problem carrying $0.08 for my carton of milk. And RFID was totally inappropriate, as we still had plenty of unused TLDs left.

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  123. Of course..... by Lexomatic · · Score: 1

    Ever actually try and buy a drink in a crowded night club? Its 3 people deep and can take anywhere up to 15 minutes before a bartender actually pays me any attention. With RFID, I could have been charged for 3 drinks while I am standing there waiting to be served and I wouldnt know about it - why would I? I am too busy trying to 'casually' bump up against the chicky babe in the short black dress in front of me. With cash, the drink goes into the hands with the money. With RFID, the drink goes into someone's hands, and anyone nearby could be paying for it. Hell, why do I even need an RFID inplant here? I just rock up to the bar and pretend. The poor sap next to me can pay for it. He'd never know, the bartender would never know, and I get to drink for free all night.

    1. Re:Of course..... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Why not use vending machines instead? Have a rfid taped to your shoe, stand on a paltform and have the thing dispense drinks. You'd save a shitload on packaging alone by having the booze come in mylar bags. Most of bartending is robotic anyway.

  124. Possible Hoax ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the recent 'sting' with the RFID sniper rifle (they hoodwinked the Australian 'Computerworld' periodical) doesn't anyone smell a rat ?

    After all, if Slashdot can post ads for that fake 'Godsend' cloning web site, isn't it entirely possible that someone is playing games :-)

  125. Credit Card Earring by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    A Chinese bank issued a credit card small enough to be used as an earring or belly-button ring. No pictures, though, and I don't know how it would work. The mini credit cards in the grandparent post probably just have their stripes encoded at a higher density so you swipe them slower than normal cards.

  126. Demolition Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember this movie?

    Implanted chips, the works. Maybe they even have the colored lights :-)

    1. Re:Demolition Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You don't know how to use the three seashells?

  127. Interest rates come in tacky patterns now? by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1
    ...invest it in something that would generate more than the paisley sub-one-percent interest the banks like to give us...

    I think you meant paltry or measly, not paisley.

    Also, banks are giving low returns specifically BECAUSE the interest rates for borrowing are really low. That's a bank's traditional income source (except in Muslim countries, where Shari'a prohibits lending at interest - there banks can only invest in your business & share the profits/losses), so when interest rates on borrowed funds are low they give you less and find ways to take more.

    Btw, PAISley is also an operational specification language invented in '82 at Bell Labs.

  128. Re:Damn Spaniards.......... by black88 · · Score: 0

    Oooh, what power we wield when we moderate the slashdot comment!!

  129. The acronym says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the UN Law of the Sea Treaty (LOST)... (from some article somewhere)

  130. small and useful - but why under the skin ? by dh5fbr · · Score: 1

    Let's just assume we buy the usefullness of paying and being identified wireless, but my question is:
    Why not just incorporate it into the cloth ? One could still swap it into the dress of the evening and I doubt that you can turn up at this place with less then a dime in length textils on the body...

  131. Es obvio.... by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1
    porque no hay tal palabra como "seises", a menos que quieras decir "sixes". Lo que quieres decir es "seiscientos sesenta seis".

    /me es "Gringo Desconocido" en Barrapunto. Lástima que yo no hable catalán.

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    1. Re:Es obvio.... by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Blame Google

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  132. Lo siento, pero esto se tiene que decir en castell by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1
    15 Y le fué dado que diese espíritu a la imágen de la bestia, y que la imágen de la bestia hable, y hará que cualesquiera que no adoraren la imágen de la bestia, sean muertos.

    16 Y hace a todos los pequeños y grandes, ricos y pobres, libres y siervos, tomar la señal en su mano derecha, o en sus frentes;

    17 y que ninguno pueda comprar o vender, sino el que tiene la señal, o el nombre de la bestia, o el número de su nombre.

    18 Aquí hay sabiduría. El que tiene entendimiento, cuente el número de la bestia: porque el número es del hombre, y el número de ella es seiscientos sesenta y seis.

    (Traducción por Reina y Valera, dos hombres que sí esperaban la Inquisición Española....)

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  133. What a coincidence! by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    My credit card number is 947-4642-666! I think ill have a tag put in my forehead and my backup in my right hand! What? I shouldnt post my credit card number on slashdot? OH CRAP! UNDO! UNDO!

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    1. Re:What a coincidence! by Vexar · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine corrected me. The Mark of the Beast is a sign of worship, which is also used for commerce. The Barcelona tags are only remotely a sign of worship: Bacchus. The sign of worship is to a living, breathing man, the antichrist.

  134. to kill rfid tag sit in microwave set at.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to kill the implanted rfid tag. just sit in large microwave oven set on high for 5-10 minuets!!

  135. Only for guys... by Kopretinka · · Score: 1
    ...because the girls (some of them, at least) already know how to come in two pieces of cloth and a pair of heels and that's it.

    And anyway, this wouldn't really work in the USofA because everybody has to have an ID, so a credit card isn't such a burden when added to an ID card.

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  136. gah by SupaMegaBuffalo · · Score: 1

    There are a few kinks to be worked out, like the fact that you can't turn the chip off. Privacy groups are going to dog-pile on that one.

    I certainly could've done without that mental image.

  137. In Spanish Barcelona... by Spunk · · Score: 1

    whore sticks it into YOU!

  138. hand scans? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Why not just record some nice unique data like their fingerprints and just palm for stuff? Just as easy and you don't have to have weird shit implanted in your body.. and you have to actually make an action to do it.. so nobody can walk buy and just scan and charge you.

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