I just thought I'd clear that up for anyone who didn't read the full WP article
You weren't clearing it up, you were making a bad karma whoring attempt.
Who cares firstly about nuclear worms, secondly about people who do care about nuclear worms, thirdly people who dont read the full article, and fourthly, people like you who have a room temperature IQ and feel the need to justify your own meagre existence by getting 'good' karma.
I've been told that Trollaxor is officially no more. But it seems that the trollaxor.com domain is still working, just that the server that its pointed to isnt working any more. My point is, that perhaps until the ownership period is up, maybe they can just redirect it somewhere dirty (goatse.cx comes to mind) just for a joke and a laugh.
When im having sex and im wearing those glow-in-the-dark condoms that my girlfriend gets me as a treat, i call my cock my 'light-saber'. I wonder if George lucas is going to sue me for that.
As a side note, you know you havent lived until you've done this while waving it around going 'wzshoooo, wszhooo, woomm, wooom '.
Blah blah, fucking minority report. Blah blah, we're so fucking cool Blah blah, advertising Blah blah, we love hollywood, we hate hollywood Blah blah, slashdot Blah blah, tom cruise Blah blah, lunix Blah blah, spam Blah blah, we love disney, we hate disney Blah blah, Taco
i knew i should have pulled it out, i knew i shouldn't have cum, i knew i should have pulled it out, and stuck it in your bum.
I came up with this little rhyme last night while masturbating to the thought of natalie portman posting Beowulf clusters of Annonymous Coward First Post!s to GNU/Google caches of how all your '*bsd is dying' posts are belong to us while having DCMA violating hot grits poured down her pants.
Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes"
Yes, you see, young Bess has discovered masturbation and orgasm. And as a result, she wants some serious deep dicking so she can get bigger and better orgasms. This has resulted in her saying "Yes" to any guy with a dick who wants to fuck her. However, fortunately for her, Bess has not discovered Slashdot, or otherwise, if she did, her mantra of "yes yes yes!!" to any guy who wanted to pop her one would quickly change to "get the fuck away from me you flabby pallid white linux nerd, go recompile your kernel and jack off to pictures of Sarcasta's big goofy face.".
Thankyou, and yes, your post looks like fonts under X11. That is one of the main reasons why we won't be seeing *nix on any desktops that don't belong to uberdorks for a long time. (excluding OSX of course - but only apple graphics designer hippies use OSX).
mmmm pussy. In either feline or genital form. However, while I will happily pat either of them, i will only stick my dick in the genital form. I will not be caught fucking kittens (unless she's dressed up in a leather latex cat suit, Catwoman style) wriggle. Awwwooo!!!
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The Revolution Will not be Televised Gil Scott-Heron
You will not be able to stay home, brother. You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out. You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip, Skip out for beer during commercials, Because the revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox In 4 parts without commercial interruption. The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat Hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie Wood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia. The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal. The revolution will not get rid of the nubs. The revolution will not make you look five pounds Thinner, because
The revolution will not be televised, Brother.
There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays Pushing that cart down the block on the dead run, Or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance. NBC will not predict the winner at 8:32 or the count from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down Brothers in the instant replay. There will be no pictures of young being Run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process. There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy Wilkens strolling through Watts in a red, black and Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving For just the right occasion.
Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and Women will not care if Dick finally gets down with Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock News and no pictures of hairy armed women Liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose. The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb, Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be right back after a message About a white tornado, white lightning, or white people. You will not have to worry about a germ on your Bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that cause bad breath.
The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat.
The revolution will not be televised, WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
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hello. have a nice day everyone
..and the germans! and the french. yes.
You weren't clearing it up, you were making a bad karma whoring attempt.
Who cares firstly about nuclear worms, secondly about people who do care about nuclear worms, thirdly people who dont read the full article, and fourthly, people like you who have a room temperature IQ and feel the need to justify your own meagre existence by getting 'good' karma.
Dirty panties? Yes!
yes!! Dirty Panties?!
No dude, they're called 'Japanese Girls'
THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!!!!
Be quiet theo.
I've been told that Trollaxor is officially no more. But it seems that the trollaxor.com domain is still working, just that the server that its pointed to isnt working any more. My point is, that perhaps until the ownership period is up, maybe they can just redirect it somewhere dirty (goatse.cx comes to mind) just for a joke and a laugh.
As a side note, you know you havent lived until you've done this while waving it around going 'wzshoooo, wszhooo, woomm, wooom '.
Blah blah, we're so fucking cool
Blah blah, advertising
Blah blah, we love hollywood, we hate hollywood
Blah blah, slashdot
Blah blah, tom cruise
Blah blah, lunix
Blah blah, spam
Blah blah, we love disney, we hate disney
Blah blah, Taco
i just had sex. see my previous post@@@@ niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Goodnight everyone - I'm off tonight to have sex with my best friend's sister. Aaaawwooo! nooge.
NO!!! beep will not simplify network programming!!!
i knew i should have pulled it out,
i knew i shouldn't have cum,
i knew i should have pulled it out,
and stuck it in your bum.
I came up with this little rhyme last night while masturbating to the thought of natalie portman posting Beowulf clusters of Annonymous Coward First Post!s to GNU/Google caches of how all your '*bsd is dying' posts are belong to us while having DCMA violating hot grits poured down her pants.
doot de doot de doot, dun dun dahh, dun dah dun dah dun daaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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It's been 13 seconds since you hit 'reply'!
you sound arabic. sure you're not a terrorrrrist?
You sir, are an embarrassment to trolls everywhere. Sorry.
this make me laugh. thank for makeing me the happy.
Someone's tinfoil hat needs some cleaning i think. What the antiparanoia medication hasnt kicked in yet has it corebreech?
Yes, you see, young Bess has discovered masturbation and orgasm. And as a result, she wants some serious deep dicking so she can get bigger and better orgasms. This has resulted in her saying "Yes" to any guy with a dick who wants to fuck her. However, fortunately for her, Bess has not discovered Slashdot, or otherwise, if she did, her mantra of "yes yes yes!!" to any guy who wanted to pop her one would quickly change to "get the fuck away from me you flabby pallid white linux nerd, go recompile your kernel and jack off to pictures of Sarcasta's big goofy face.".
Thankyou, and yes, your post looks like fonts under X11. That is one of the main reasons why we won't be seeing *nix on any desktops that don't belong to uberdorks for a long time. (excluding OSX of course - but only apple graphics designer hippies use OSX).
mmmm pussy. In either feline or genital form. However, while I will happily pat either of them, i will only stick my dick in the genital form. I will not be caught fucking kittens (unless she's dressed up in a leather latex cat suit, Catwoman style) wriggle. Awwwooo!!!
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Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
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The Revolution Will not be Televised
Gil Scott-Heron
You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruption.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
Hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Wood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
Thinner, because
The revolution will not be televised, Brother.
There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays
Pushing that cart down the block on the dead run,
Or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not predict the winner at 8:32
or the count from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
Brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of young being
Run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a red, black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the right occasion.
Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
Women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
News and no pictures of hairy armed women
Liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be right back after a message
About a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a germ on your
Bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that cause bad breath.
The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat.
The revolution will not be televised, WILL not be televised,
WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.