how do i do my job? how am i supposed to interact with real actual people in real actual meatspace? can someone tell me how i can fit linux into an excuse to get out of not knowing how to do my job? do girls think i smell funny? has anyone else been in a situation like this so they can tell me how to escapea i wish i was luke skywalker::(
so, for the past week i've been on a strict sausage, bacon and wheat bread diet. i'm already starting to see a difference.
i've also taken up masturbating at work five or six times a day, but without bringing myself to orgasm. this way, when i get home to my videotaped collection of "nigella bites", i produce upwards of two tablespoons of jizz.
no, it's already happening. here in brisbane where i live, i can't get to a number of sites, including this one. i have to use peek-a-booty just to read slashdot!
i remember those days when me and you used to take walks in the park, holding hands, cooking soup-in-the-can over a fire made of msdos 3.3 manuals, rolling GNU/homeless people for change to play the Evangelion video game, touching rectums for the first time.....*eyes water*
why does slashdot use gifs instead of pngs? that is SO not in the spirit of opensource. they might as well just run their webservers on IIS for CHIRSTST SAKE!! FUCK!
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by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 11, @08:57PM (#3683435)
Only with clit can we have credibility. I would like to convey to all some shocking news, it's something that is true, so here it is: slashdot sucks. Only after LNUX fails will the open sourse community find true peace. slashdot is embarassing to all geeks worldwide. Die slashdot.
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how do i do my job? :(
how am i supposed to interact with real actual people in real actual meatspace? can someone tell me how i can fit linux into an excuse to get out of not knowing how to do my job? do girls think i smell funny? has anyone else been in a situation like this so they can tell me how to escapea i wish i was luke skywalker:
how touching and informative!
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so, for the past week i've been on a strict sausage, bacon and wheat bread diet. i'm already starting to see a difference.
i've also taken up masturbating at work five or six times a day, but without bringing myself to orgasm. this way, when i get home to my videotaped collection of "nigella bites", i produce upwards of two tablespoons of jizz.
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NOT TRUE stop spreading fud do you work sfor another ISP??
no, it's already happening. here in brisbane where i live, i can't get to a number of sites, including this one. i have to use peek-a-booty just to read slashdot!
*sighballs*
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i remember those days when me and you used to take walks in the park, holding hands, cooking soup-in-the-can over a fire made of msdos 3.3 manuals, rolling GNU/homeless people for change to play the Evangelion video game, touching rectums for the first time.....*eyes water*
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jesus that cartoon sucked. the first episode had some funny shit, then it was all downhill. i stopped watching after the fifth or sixth.
I am a geek, but I would MUCH rather have my web server in a nice cozy colo if I really need more then my ISP provider's 10 MB of space.
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