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Linux and the Smile.D Virus keeps us Smiling

pstreck writes "News Forge is running a humor filled satire on the the recent Smile.D cross platform virus. It's a good read and just another reminder of why that other operating system needs to figure out a new security policy."

386 comments

  1. Newer Windows *does* have a newer security policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a whole privelage system there, unfortunately, it can't be used by many people right now because of some brain dead applications. Quite a few programs won't run as anything other than administrator. Over time, once the apps get replaced, Windows will have a more viable security system, which will hopefully prevent many of these types of problems.

  2. Wrongo, assmunch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got coveted frist prost. Not you. hahahah wanker

  3. Linux is still safe, but... by abat · · Score: 1

    Obviously Linux does not have the same problems as windows, and it is designed in a way that it should always be more secure. But, isn't this a just the beginning of of viri now that a significant amount of people uses alternative operating systems like Linux. Are there any good virus protection programs for Linux? If so do they compare to Nortan

    1. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      One not-insignificant reason that Linux is safer than Windows is that there are less people trying to write viruses for Linux. The reward of writing a virus is probably something to do with seeing how far it can spread and whether it gets into the news. That's much less likely for a Linux virus if only because there are less machines to spread it. There are some of the same elements to this as in the security through obsolescence argument.

      I bet if the 'market share' of Windows and Linux was reversed, there'd be Linux viruses taking advantage of every root expliot available. (Of course, the Open Source world would be quick to patch problems as they appeared, but we know you can't rely on Joe Public to keep his OS up-to-date with all of the latest patches.)

      <soapbox>Can we please lose the 'viri' spelling for the plural of virus, please? It's viruses.</soapbox>

    2. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by newerbob · · Score: 1
      Obviously Linux does not have the same problems as windows, and it is designed in a way that it should always be more secure.

      I disagree.

      I don't think Linux (or Mac "OS" especially) are any less vulnerable in a technical sense to viruses than Windows is.

      It's just that the overwhelming majority of users run Windows and if you want a virus to spread rapidly, Windows is the platform of choice. Believe me, if everyone read their email with Emacs on Linux, there would be email viruses for that platform, too.

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    3. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by russianspy · · Score: 1

      I do not agree. I actually know how to program. I wrote a few viruses (school assignment. No, really ;-) ). There are fundamental differences between the two OS's. When I am running Linux at home, I do not feel hindered in any way. Only when I need to install something, or tinker with the settings do I need root. Even then it's only an xterm, su, and "make install" (if it works;-) ).

      There are root exploits for linux/linux programs. Fair enough. Compare that, and their difficulty with an OS that I can crash with a simple printf statement! (that bug has existed since NT3.5 I believe. It also exists in WinXP). Don't believe me? If you're running a windows box other than 9x, ME or 3.1 ;-), try this little program:

      int main()
      {
      for (int i=0; i1000; i++)
      {
      printf("\t\b\b\b\b\b");
      }
      return 0;
      }

      Compile it in Visual C++ as a console program. Similar thing will work in most programming languages. I haven't tried a java applet yet;-)

    4. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      Which bit don't you agree with? Are you saying that the relative dominance of Windows systems is not a factor at all? My point was that it is a factor. (If you are just saying that it is harder to write a Linux virus, you are not disagreeing with me at all.)

    5. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, a user on a linux box can bring the entire system to a hault with a tight loop that does something non-trivial. The end result could be that the system must be powered down to halt the loop.

    6. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey cluelessBob,
      Do you have any idea how MANY places in MS software
      that let scripts run that should NOT allow scripts
      at all.
      Bill decided that the customer wanted ease of use
      above and beyond any other concern. So now
      something that should be an opt-in is set by default
      to be opt-out. By default windows is insecure.
      So dream on when you say if there would be just as
      many viruses for linux if only the OS were on more
      desktops.

    7. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ulimit takes care of malicious or otherwise dumbass
      users.

    8. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe me, if everyone read their email with Emacs on Linux, there would be email viruses for that platform, too.

      Um, how? There is no default option that allows mail read in emacs to execute code. Sure, through some custom configuration, you could probably make emacs do something like that, but the reason email viruses exist at all is because the mjority of email users are running outlook, a client that has email scripting enabled out-of-the-box. That was a big mistake on microsoft's part, and nobody else with a widely used email client has made this error.

      In conclusion, there could not be email viruses that spread widely on emacs, regardless of shifts in marketshare.

      Also, was putting the "OS" in "Mac OS" in "quotes" supposed to be some kind of joke or insult or somesuch?

      I'm assuming youre a troll, and posting this reply as an AC so it'll stay in the gutter where your post will hopefully soon find itself.

    9. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by newerbob · · Score: 1
      Also, was putting the "OS" in "Mac OS" in "quotes" supposed to be some kind of joke or insult or somesuch?

      Yes! The Mac "OS" Stinks! The reason why most Mac users don't know that is because they're all suffering from AIDS-related dementia.

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    10. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by kingkade · · Score: 1

      You just know you'll get someone saying "well, linux doesnt *need* NAV or the like...blah, blah". Linux doesn't have as many virii only b/c it is not as widespread as windows boxes. Simple as that.

    11. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by kingkade · · Score: 1

      You're right. That does work, and will lock up NT. Something to do with consoles stdout. Besides that, I'm sure you can find many couterparts to that in Linux than you do windows.

    12. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Give me a minimum accnt on your linux box and i'll end up running scripts and basically having my way with it in no time. Stop calling ppl clueless b/c you barely have enought brain capacity to do a brain-dead install of red hat and think you l337 as the lamers say. God i feel dirty even typing that.

    13. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by caca_phony · · Score: 2
      It's just that the overwhelming majority of users run Windows and if you want a virus to spread rapidly, Windows is the platform of choice. Believe me, if everyone read their email with Emacs on Linux, there would be email viruses for that platform, too.

      And, if that was the case, I could, as a semi advanced user (hell I use vi and berkely mail, but I've played with enough elisp to do this) make my emacs mail mode invulnerable to the virus after about 10 minutes of coding, and without having to recompile anything. And I seriously doubt your claim. All email viruses rely on "conviently" auto-executed code. There is little if any of that in emacs outside of hooks that only change the mode or state of emacs in some way (ie. turn syntax coloring on if the file ends in .c). Emacs has been around since the '70s, it has survived long periods of time as *the* predominant text editor without any significant viruses that I have heard of. Security can't rely on your code being on fewer computers. Security must be designed into the kernal, the APIs and each and every program used. This has been done to varying degrees of success on every unix and unix clone, and is just now, 30 something years later, being proposed on the Windows platform.

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    14. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by caca_phony · · Score: 2
      Here is your anti-virus program:

      Do not run untrusted code.


      Do not run any program as root that is not either a part of your original distribution or an install script for a program you know has not been tampered with (check the md5 on the tarball), and whose author you trust.


      Never run any mail program that runs code that is mailed to you (good luck finding one for *nix that does that anyway).


      Follow this program, and you should remain virus free on any reasonably designed operating system.

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      ...and this lie crawls out of its mouth: 'I, the state, am the people.'
    15. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by arhra · · Score: 1

      that bug's fixed in 2k sp3/XP sp1

    16. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      I could ... make my emacs mail mode invulnerable to the virus after about 10 minutes of coding, and without having to recompile anything.

      and in windows i could tick off a checkbox that allows automatic scripting. Does that mean everyone does it? of course not. and if you think people are going to want to write code to fix thier email virus vulnerabilities you have been smoking too much crack lately, my friend.

    17. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by tzanger · · Score: 2

      I bet if the 'market share' of Windows and Linux was reversed, there'd be Linux viruses taking advantage of every root expliot available.

      This happens already; people are already taking advantage of every remote (and local) root exploit available. There are many examples of poor programming on BUGTRAQ et al showing that linux applications can be just as poorly written. Marketshare has absolutely nothing to do with viruses.

    18. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by caca_phony · · Score: 2

      Heh, I just went straight edge a month ago (finally quit niccotine and caffiene). The point is, I fix it, mail it upstream, they try it out, fix it up a little, within a few hours, you can download it from the fsf and all their mirrors. Only one person needs fix it if they do it right. And unchecking that checkbox seems not to work for alot of viruses (ie. spoofed mime types - looks to mailer like mpeg, mailer says to OS hey do what you do with this file, OS sees executable script, kablooie). I really hope I am not being trolled here...

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    19. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by turbod · · Score: 1

      Troll, but I'll bite...

      I was talking with a friend recently who was praising Linux and Windows. He insulted OSX because..."well because, because its so proprietary". I just laughed at him.

      Mac kernel is open source. The Apple portion of the hw is in the driver source, and the hardware conforms to standards like FW, USB, PCI, and AGP. The OS is a branded UNIX. You can take a OSX drive from one Mac and drop it in another and it "just works". No PNP reconfig warning, new hw detected, etc. It JUST WORKS. Heck, I can even boot the entire OS from a FW drive and move it between machines! (I am a Mac developer).

      He honestly couldn't tell me why his platforms were so much better. If anything Linux is still stuck in pre-PNP era, and Windows is becoming more tightly coupled to the hw through reg keys and licensing, though Windows will not suffer as badly from 3rd party driver issues as Linux.

      Linux could be user viable if it had a standard driver interface layer that could be relied upon to work with old drivers, even in a new kernel. It is true that drivers usually need revving between Windows releases, but there is only one windows release to update for, and the changes aren't that deep. For Linux, there are literally dozens of distributions, leaving the kernel people to have to solve the "boxed driver" compatibility issue, even worse, *in every kernel release*, to guarantee that distributions work correctly with 3rd party drivers.

      Until a user can buy a brand new, just introduced to market, with new fangled tech widget at CompUSA and bring it home and plug it to his firewire port, have any various Linux dist he is running pop up a box and request the driver CD, and not complain about some arcane kernel version difference for his driver, Linux will never succeed on the desktop of the average home user (it may be OK for corporate desks). No amount of "but I just did that and the driver was already in my kernel" hand waving will get you guys through this. Never ever. Listening to the Linux advocate camp talk about this is hilarious. Get over it, write the driver compatiblity layers, make a real integrated desktop that works correctly (sorry, KDE/GNOME don't qual here), and then take over the world.

      Until then, I've got my abestos suit ready, so you can make your inane "but I just... and my kernel had support for...already built in" comments to your thrower runs out of fuel. Also, drop the "KDE is the best thing since..." and "Gnome makes me ... because of its greatness" comments. They both suck and they have numerous horrendous usability issues -- they are eye candy not serious software.

      TurboD

    20. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I installed Mandrake and was able to watch TV, burn CDROM's, rip CDROMs, edit word documents, edit html documents, chat on 6 different im systems, create pdfs and a lot of other things without installing or configuring anything. And it only took 30 minutes to install all that with me only having to click a few buttons.

      When I reinstall my windows box it takes at least 8 hours to install the OS, patch the OS, then install each seperate software package, and then install each seperate hardware driver.

    21. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr, no.

      Linux has never had a virus in the wild that spread to other users. And it never will because if you don't run as root, you won't be able to write to any executables on your system. And if a virus can't write to an executible, it can't spread. Ipso facto, linux can't get viruses that actually spread.

      If you are logged in as root, then don't run user applications, just run the configuration utilites. I wish that most user apps would just refuse to run for root.

    22. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by newerbob · · Score: 1
      Did I ever say I liked Linux? NO! And Linux users are just as crazy foam-at-the-mouth zealots that Mac users are.

      I run Windows XP because it's handy, and there's a lot of good commericial s/w for that platform, including Microsoft Office.

      For servers, I run FreeBSD. Much better designed that Linux and there's a Standard Distribution by definition.

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    23. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by turbod · · Score: 1

      I can ask you similarly, did I ever say Windows XP was useless to me? No. I just think that Macintosh is cleaning up and becoming a nice platform to develop for, and I can see no advantage that XP holds to MacOSX any longer. Remember, Mac has office, too. I still run XP on 2 Sony VAIOs here in the home machine room. They run much quieter than my 2x1ghz g4. But XP isn't Unix... and its still more exciting to develop for Unix than Windows (to me). I would prefer to run a Unix on the Sony boxen, but XP does too good a job to turn it away. Number one thing I'd give up to go to any Unix at all on the VAIOs would be the peace and quiet they lend a room with their sw managed cooling fans.

      In addition, Apple has basically in one stroke, fixed the DLL issue that still occasionally plagues me with XP. A package can ship with the libraries it was qual'd on and get those DLLs even if the system has something else installed. I have no fear of trying shareware on the Mac because of this. People are beginning to discover this, and as they do, MS will be forced to trully fix this problem. And MS will continue to be a platform I can "deal with" and find "usable".

      As I post this from my WinXP box,

      Have a good night!

      TurboD

    24. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by barnsleyBigUn · · Score: 1

      Picking up on the DLL thing, it sounds to me like Apple have done the same as Microsoft.

      Since Windows 2000 and various SP'ed versions of NT if an application loads requesting a DLL, and that specific DLL is in the local application directly that is the one the Windows Loader will provide. EVEN IF the DLL also resides in the System accessible folders.

      Unfortunately most people don't realise this, and program it against the old way. Although I recently noticed that InstallShield supports and recommends this.

    25. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by newerbob · · Score: 1
      XP Fixed that "DLL" problem. Applications run with the version of the "DLL" they installed with. No longer will your COMMCTRL32.dll or whatever get stompted on because some software written by H-1B hacks didn't check versions before installing.

      And, as you pointed out, even when they do check, you never know for sure if a newer version is really backward compat. Use the version it was QA'd with. Disk space is cheap.

      All this has been fixed (finally) in XP!

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    26. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by el_chicano · · Score: 2
      They both suck and they have numerous horrendous usability issues
      Kinda like the one-button mouse?
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    27. Re:Linux is still safe, but... by kingkade · · Score: 1

      It can spread to any executables run under the same user's security context whether in windows or linux or whatever. If i get you to run my trojan or virus then you're totally fucked no matter how little priviliges the accnt to run it has.

  4. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by saphena · · Score: 1

    I have been under the illusion for many years that an "operating system" was supposed to be in charge of the machine AND the applications which run under it.

    If a few "brain dead applications" can screw up the "security policy", I'd suggest that perhaps the term "security policy" is misleading.

  5. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by dattaway · · Score: 1

    Everyone should upgrade security fixes, but are these upgrades start at something like $500 for a new fully licensed version of Microsoft Office and just go from there? Upgrading when having to deal with licenses and required upgrade programs does not seem like too much fun for me.

    If only a Windows computer had an easy upgrade like Gentoo Linux that could be typed in one line:

    make -u world

  6. No need to be left out by PD · · Score: 4, Funny

    - YOUR HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS -

    This virus works on the honor system:

    If you're running a variant of unix or linux, please forward
    this message to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your
    files at random.

    1. Re:No need to be left out by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      You have just received the Amish virus. Because we don't have any computers, or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.

      The Amish Computer Engineering Department

      (Yes, I know the BR tags will show up)

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    2. Re:No need to be left out by dzym · · Score: 2

      Here's a question for you:

      If they have no computers (and presumably, therefore, no windows, no outlook, no address book) how did they send the e-mail?

    3. Re:No need to be left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do have computers, they are just black.

    4. Re:No need to be left out by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Some Amish use cellphones.

      I suppose there are WAP-enabled webmail services available.

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    5. Re:No need to be left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I take offense to that joke, because I am Amish. Wait, hang on a second...

      (sound of hand covering the tin can phone, talking in background.)

      [Malachi! Pedal harder! I'm trying to read fucking Slashdot. If you stop, I will smite you upside your head.]

      OK, I'm back. As I said, Amish jokes aren't funny. Why don't you ever pick on the Mennonites?

    6. Re:No need to be left out by wik · · Score: 2

      And at the age of 16, (some?) Amish are encouraged to try technology, drugs, etc... for a few years and are then given the choice of returning to Amish traditions. Here's an interview on the topic (interview one one who decided NOT to go back) from This American Life a few weeks ago:

      http://www.thislife.org/ra/213.ram

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    7. Re:No need to be left out by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      God bless Fark, eh?

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    8. Re:No need to be left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Mennonites still respect the memory of Menno Smith.

    9. Re:No need to be left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mennonites are not anti-tech. The will use things to make themselves more productive. They will even date people like me.

    10. Re:No need to be left out by Spazzz · · Score: 1

      For that matter how are they going to have a hard drive from which to delete files?

    11. Re:No need to be left out by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Amish are the ones sending the virus, so they don't have to delete any files. How to send? How about a postcard?

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    12. Re:No need to be left out by irrelevant · · Score: 1

      And post on /. from time to time.

  7. Can there be anyone more biased? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Than THAT guy? I've never had a virus for longer than one day, and that was when someone else opened an email on my computer. I run XP, its not too hard to be smart. Its an unfair comparison with Linux and Windows because most of the people using Windows are basic users. But also with Windows, you can be an advanced user. With Linux, you practically have to take a class to use an OS where the benefits don't outweigh the minuses.

    1. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by blixel · · Score: 0, Troll

      I run XP, its not too hard to be smart. Its an unfair comparison with Linux and Windows because most of the people using Windows are basic users.

      I agree completely. I run XP as well and was running 98SE before that, 98 before that, 95 before that, and MS DOS before that. I've yet to be "infected" by a virus. (I use Linux for all my "server" stuff.)

      If Linux had a billion "basic" users where 90% of them were logging on as root all the time, then Linux would be just as virus prone as Windows.

      In other words viruses are more of a people problem than a Windows problem. Not to say the O/S doesn't have some responsibility. From MS-DOS up to and including Windows 98SE and Windows ME, since everyone had "root" privelages it made Windows an easy target for viruses. But even still it's more of a people problem.

      People who just want to check their e-mail, send an instant message to their friend, and download pictures from their digital camera to their computer don't want to have to learn how to be a system administrator just to do these basic tasks. (And they shouldn't have to.)

    2. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Linux had a billion "basic" users where 90% of them were logging on as root all the time, then Linux would be just as virus prone as Windows.

      Probably even more so.

      I really don't think anyone using Linux is a basic user, besides the various web appliances. The only place I think Linux belongs is in a server, with the users running Windows. Linux has no advantages in the personal computer department. The virus resistance also strengthens the argument for Linux to be used in server applications.

      What use is Linux for people's desktops or notebooks? Besides lack of compatibility, bugs, etc. I think its those people who have the masochistic tendancies.

    3. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not have to take a class to use linux. I had only used a computer for six months before my first slackware install---I have not looked back since.

    4. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by blixel · · Score: 1

      What use is Linux for people's desktops or notebooks? Besides lack of compatibility, bugs, etc. I think its those people who have the masochistic tendancies.

      Well for my uses, I totally agree with you. I use Linux for server stuff (as I said in my earlier post which was modded as a Troll post, go figure) but I definately prefer Windows for my Desktop and Notebook. Why? Because for my uses, it's just better/easier.

      However I think there are times when Linux can be a completely viable solution for some people on the Desktop. Most likely it would be for system administrators or programmers who want to take advantage of the Linux environment.

    5. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by hdparm · · Score: 1
      I wonder when was the last time you actually used some distro on a desktop/laptop?

      Ever seen KDE3 or Gnome2? What was so f***ing harder to do compared to Windows?

      Do Windows users know to pull out any argument other than historycal facts against Linux?

    6. Re:Can there be anyone more biased? by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      copy & paste between applications... install just about any program with a friendly looking installer instead of "apt-get install appname", "rpm -ihv appname", or "tar zxvf appname; cd appname; ./configure; make; make install" ?

  8. Smile.D? by CBNobi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Linux and the Smile.D Virus keeps us Smiling

    That pun would work better if it was actually called the Smile.D Virus.

    Symantec and ZDNet appear to call it Simile.D.

    1. Re:Smile.D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say simile, I say salami.

    2. Re:Smile.D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then the title is like a pun.

  9. Good god get over yourself and get busy! by rufusdufus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Did it ever occur to you that maybe linux doesn't have viruses because nobody cares about linux? That maybe there is something you are missing in the fact that there are hundreds of millions of people who are more willing to pay for Windows than get linux for free? That maybe calling people who don't use linux morons isn't the best way to attract users?
    Linux does have potential, and has made great strides is a short time, but until the community gets past its attitude problem, it will be self-limited to a niche of geeky tech boys. Linux is too difficult for end users, and yes it has bugs. Rather than calling the users stupid for not being able to patch the code, why not get busy and fix the bugs, and do a little usability testing after.

    1. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think the reason why viruses don't exist on Linux is because rooting much more powerful. Viruses remove almost all power from the sender. A rootkit can keep full communications open from the sender and tree out from there. Simply stated, viruses are cheap and worthless forms of infection.

    2. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by evalhalla · · Score: 1

      Linux has viruses, like Smile.D and others, and there exist also a Linux Virus Writing Howto (you can search Google for it.

      The good thing about it is that either they expoit some bug and become obsolete soon, or they can infect only small parts of the system (unless executed as root, of course), so that they can't spread as wildly as windows viruses does.

    3. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by joshtimmons · · Score: 2

      A couple points:
      1. Most of the hundreds of millions of windows users are windows users because that's what came with their PC. It was bundled with their PCs because of the heavy handed licensing methods that Microsoft applied to the OEMs. That's not the same as saying that the customers prefer windows.

      2. It occurs to me that it's very hard for a virus to propagate in an environment where the user (by default) does not have write permission to the directories - and I'm not talking a "read-only" bit that essentially relies on the honor system. In usermode, I can't infect/damage /usr/bin even if I wanted to. In windows, this could be done, but it's not because it would make installing/removing applications (slightly) more difficult. Well folks, a virus is just another program that you just installed; albiet probably accidentally.

      3. Saying Linux has made great strides in a short time is misleading and somewhat deprecating. I've been using it since 1992 (10 years). That predates all win32 platforms (including Winnt and Win9x, to say nothing about XP, etc.). It's a minor bone to pick, but it's made great strides over the entire course of its existence. Even in the beginning, it was purposely built to take advantage of "great strides" that predated it.

      4. Users don't have to patch code. Linux package management excels. I know debian best, and apt-get keeps my system secure with nary a recompile. Patching? I could if I wanted to, but I'm too busy being productive on my system.

      5. I agree about not calling people who don't use linux morons.

      6. You don't even have to run linux, as far as I'm concerned. I have to draw a line at telling the people in the community to get busy and fix the bugs and do a little usablity testing. Where have you been? Did you know that all that happens. How else can you explain this feature-rich reliable, and usable system that I'm typing this on? Independent estimates have estimated that there is over 1 billion dollars of time invested in a typical linux system and it is all given away for free. Be grateful, not pissy.

    4. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by rufusdufus · · Score: 2

      Your point 1 implies a deep misunderstanding of market economics. OEMs ship windows because thats what the users demand. The customers do prefer windows. Cold hard fact.

      point 2: window has been around since 1984. It is an extension of MSDOS which was from 1980. Anyway, I think most of the real progress in bringing linux to the masses has been done in the past 5 years. My opinion only.

      point 6: I run mandrake and windows, mainly for xplatform coding. The UI for KDE3 just isnt there yet, nor GNOME or what-have-you. I rate the usability (for naive users) of Linux below Windows 3.0. And thats pretty sucky. In fact, usability and polish is the main weakness of Linux. Only honest usability testing with naive so-called-morons will get the OS past this hurdle.

    5. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MANDRAKE

    6. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point 2:

      Win3.x [NT3.x = ~.9] ran 16bit code and Win9x+ [NT4.x+] ran 32bit code. kthanx

    7. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      OEMs ship windows because thats what thier users demand

      if only that were the truth. OEMs ship linux because of a great marketing department, legacy dos apps, and inertia. OEMs origionally shiped windows pre-installed because of some great price deals, and now they have to because of strong arming. If what you say was true, os/2 would have been shiped until at least the release of win98, which it was not.

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    8. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GM ships cars with crappy speakers because that is what the consumer demands. Mcdonalds sells hamburgers with over 1000 calories because that is what the consumer demands. Ink-jet printers are expensive to maintain because that is what the consumer demands.

    9. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by egreB · · Score: 1

      OEMs ship windows because thats what the users demand. The customers do prefer windows. Cold hard fact.
      I dunno who misunderstands the market economics. I don't claim to know much about economics at all, but I know this. Even OEMs don't have the choice to sell computers pre-installed with something else than Windows. They have contracts with Microsoft (which, BTW, are "trade secrets") that forbids them to sell computers with somethinge else than Windows. Users a never given the choice. They don't even know there are alternatives.

      Windows something-other-than-NT was never extensions of MS DOS. They were applications running on top of DOS. The fact that DOS really is CP/M, written by someone else, and sold by the then small Microsoft to IBM before Microsoft had bought it themselves, is of course irrelevant. And the OS/2-IBM-Windows NT-story has nothing do to with it. Has Microsoft ever written an operating system by themselves?

      I don't see were you get this usability-comparision from. The experience I've got, says that KDE is actually easier to use than Windows. I'm not talking about myself here (I use xfce 8-), but my mother and sister - both have no computer experience. They both found KDE to be the easiest to use.

    10. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by egreB · · Score: 1

      Good point, but the fact remains that of all those hundreds of millions of Windows users nearly 100% could switch to Linux, but haven't.
      Eh.. The hundres of millions have no idea what an operating system really is, and think about a computer as a computer with Windows. They don't know about the alternatives. Why don't you look at people who do know? I'm talking sysadmins, developers, IBM, HP..

      Good point, but the fact remains that of all those hundreds of millions of Windows users nearly 100% could switch to Linux, but haven't.
      Well, a friend and I actually tested this theory. We gave my friend's sister a computer, Linux Mandrake CD-ROMs, and told her to put the first CD-ROM in the drive, and reboot. She has absolutley no computer experience, other than a bit tingeling with Word. She managed, all by herself, to install Mandrake and set it up just the way she wanted. Her KDE desktop was concise and usable, and she didn't have to type ONE single command in a shell or tweak ONE single configuration file. She don't even know what a shell is, and won't need to know.

      []..but the individual pieces are just as proprietary as anything else on the market.
      What parts, exactly, are you refering to? I don't see a single proprietary piece at my current Debian system, and never on Mandrake. Or FreeBSD.

    11. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by johnnyb · · Score: 2

      Your point 1 implies a deep misunderstanding of market economics. OEMs ship windows because thats what the users demand. The customers do prefer windows. Cold hard fact.

      ********

      This is complete baloney. Most users have never tried anything else. Microsoft has taken control of the distribution channels, so there is no place for consumers to have a choice. If they go into best buy they get a choice between Windows and Windows. How would they manage to choose Linux in that scenario? Or Mac? They would have to have known about it before hand, AND know where to find it, AND know what it's capabilities are.

      That's like saying the Chinese people prefer communism. The fact is the system doesn't give them a choice. Hopefully in the future the grassroots Linux movement will enable more choice and knowledge for users, but that takes time. Don't pretend like it's a choice today because it isn't.

      As to your other point, preferences differ, but most people like KDE or GNOME as much or better than Windows, although less than Macintosh. GNOME, I know has gone through such usability testing as you mention. I don't know about KDE. What, specifically, do you find sucky about them?

    12. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by johnnyb · · Score: 2

      Good point, but the fact remains that of all those hundreds of millions of Windows users nearly 100% could switch to Linux, but haven't. That does count for something.

      ********

      No. It doesn't. It would count for something if

      a) all those users knew what Linux was.

      b) all those users knew the advantages and disadvantages of both systems

      c) all those users knew how easy it is to switch

      The fact is, 99% of those users don't know any of the above, and thus cannot make that choice. Add into that the amount of disinformation there is on Linux, and the possibility of this user knowing about this valid choice, and that it is valid, drops to near 0.

      As for using Linux without editing config files, my wife and I do so every day. Installed and use regularly, and had to do a whole lot less configuration than with Windows. Even changing the video card was handled automatically, and the system detected and installed the appropriate 3D drivers for my new card automatically.

    13. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by (v)Jargon(v) · · Score: 1

      Come on!
      Maybe its because all the hackers that try to spread virii like Linux, all and all it is the 'Hacker OS' in many circles. Get over yourself!

    14. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I doubt people who are interested in Linux care about the so-called "attitude" problem of it's users. Most of the attitudes are from college age whipper-snappers on /.

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    15. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I had a discussion about this exact same topic with a buddy of mine (Professor of Economics) last week. He is a Linux user (recently), and he says that if there were no advertising, and Linux was installed by default, people would "demand" Linux.

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    16. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Linux is too difficult for end users

      Whenever I hear that I think back to the 70's when secretaries and data entry experts often with barely a high-school diploma were using VT100 terminals running other, far more difficult to use and administer OSes (including old variants of UNIX). They were able to get their jobs done.

      Either people have become less intelligent over these past 30 years, or people have let Microsoft kid themselves into thinking that they aren't intelligent enough to do what their mothers and fathers once did.

      Why is it that a secretary can't use vi? I watched one use it yesterday in MPE/iX.

      >That maybe there is something you are missing in the fact that there are hundreds of millions of people who are more willing to pay for Windows than get linux for free?

      There's nothing missing in it. Its simply a problem of modern home computers. Since you aren't locked into running a certain operating system on the machine whoever has the highest marketshare will always win out.

      I believe that if someone were to release a well priced, friendly to use, UNIX-like OS only computer, and it were properly marketed with software on the shelves ready to buy, there'd be some hope in taking the market back.

      Back in the good/bad old days when hardware was tied to operating systems like that, you had diversity -- You could use an Atari, Commodore, Apple, Macintosh, or many other computers. Unless that happens again Windows will stay put unless linux passes windows by 10x the usability.

      Just my 2 cents.

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    17. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Did it ever occur to you that maybe linux doesn't >have viruses because nobody cares about linux? >That maybe there is something you are missing in >the fact that there are hundreds of millions of >people who are more willing to pay for Windows
      >than get linux for free? That maybe calling people
      > who don't use linux morons isn't the best way to
      > attract users?

      Sure, but it all evens out in the end, because it a good way to repel morons.

    18. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by egreB · · Score: 1

      But lets be honest: if something goes wrong, she's going to have to get down and dirty - and thats not acceptable by "consumer" standards.
      Well, asuming the alternative is Windows, what regular user is able to fix a problem with Windows? They all call their nearest computer geek.. I get called down to my former teacher when the toolbars in Word gets rearranged.

      They have choice - even if they don't know it.
      Take a look at the Be case. Read their filing - it's quite fun a read, actually. Plain english, not the usual legal blah-blah. Users don't have the choice. Users do not want to research, download and install Linux or FreeBSD or any other operating system by themselves. They want to get into a store, buy a computer, and have it work. Period.

    19. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by damiam · · Score: 1
      OEMs ship linux because of a great marketing department

      If only...

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    20. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by el_chicano · · Score: 2
      In fact, usability and polish is the main weakness of Linux. Only honest usability testing with naive so-called-morons will get the OS past this hurdle.
      So what does your schedule look like next week? :->
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    21. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      hahahaha

      damnit. freudian slip

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    22. Re:Good god get over yourself and get busy! by johnnyb · · Score: 2

      dan:

      How did YOU find about Linux? If you found out, then so can anyone else. You and I are not inherently better. We just have educated ourselves. Anyone else can make that choice.

      ************

      I found out about Linux because someone else told me about it. I then did quite extensive research on my own before knowing about all of it's capabilities. Expecting others to have the time to do such research when they are not even aware the choice is out there is absurd. If someone told them about the choice, would they believe them? Not until they became a household name.

      Think about it - why can brand-names charge so much for their product and still have the majority of the market, without being better than the alternatives? Simple, customers recognize the name, and know what to expect. Most people I know don't even know where Aldi is.

      Expecting people to educate themselves on topics they simply don't care about is wishful thinking at best. You certainly couldn't convince me to educate myself on car topics. I'll simply ask my father-in-law. Therefore, my choice on cars is simply based on what I have driven around, and what others around me have bought. Since I don't know anyone with a Kia, I probably won't drive one. If I have heard _any_ horror stories with a car brand I don't know, I'll simply skip them, even if the story was made up by someone intentionally trying to discredit them, because how would I know?

      ************

      dan:

      About config files: let's be real honest here. When something breaks it usually requires getting down and dirty with the command line. Yes, a lot of the graphical tools are coming along nicely, but to be sure, there is much to be done.

      *************

      Well, a) I haven't had much break. b) Are config files really harder than the registry editor? You can use a nice GUI editor w/ config files and then restart the service using Red Hat's service manager. I don't see that as being harder than editing registry entries and then restarting services using Windows service manager, do you? Except that the registry often contains a lot of binary data, too.

      So no, I don't believe either of your points are valid.

  10. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

    NT has a much more advanced (and better) security model than Linux. But it doesn't do much good when people happily login to their computers using administrator accounts because some dumbass program wants administrator privileges.

  11. I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows needs a new security policy.
    Linux needs a clipboard.

    The funny thing is, a clipboard seems simple by comparision.
    Which will appear first?

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    1. Re:I Agree With This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... have you ever used linux? X has had a clipboard forever.

    2. Re:I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      How very interesting. Yes, I've used Linux. I've even used X. Did you know that X != Linux?
      It's true.

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    3. Re:I Agree With This Post by Arandir · · Score: 1

      The common GUI component of Linux has a clipboard. What makes this any different from the common GUI component of DOS or NT?

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    4. Re:I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I'm probably just to stupid to get it to work, but I can't copy text in Konquerer and and paste it into the URL field in Opera.

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    5. Re:I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      too, not to

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    6. Re:I Agree With This Post by packeteer · · Score: 1

      linux has no gui... sorry but maybe your thinking of xfree86 or something but linux != whatever .iso you downloaded. linux is a kernel... its not a whilel system... people dont call it GNU/Linux because thats just dumb but in fact what your thinking of is probably linux with GNU tools and a bunch of other ones... ...remember there is no "official" this or that with linux... its whatever you make it to be or if you want to let someone else make it its what THEY decide to put in their distro

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    7. Re:I Agree With This Post by ectizen · · Score: 1

      Try this: left-click and drag to select text in Konquerer, then middle-click in the URL field in Opera.

      Note: I don't have Opera, so I can't say for sure that it will work, but it works for me everywhere I've tried it.

    8. Re:I Agree With This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X has three clipboards. With gpm, there's even a clipboard on the console. The problem isn't a lack of clipboards, it is inconsistency in application usage.

    9. Re:I Agree With This Post by Arandir · · Score: 2

      linux (uncapitalized) is a kernel. Linux (capitalized) is the common name for an operating system that generally comes with XFree86. Some linuces (the plural) don't come with XFree86, but the vast majority of them do.

      Please note that I am not claiming that XFree86 is a part of the Linux operating system. It is not. But it is a common adjunct to that operating system. Ditto for the GNU tools. They aren't the operating system either.

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    10. Re:I Agree With This Post by xtremex · · Score: 2

      True, Linux does not have a clipboard built into the Kernel. Thank God it doesnt. However, I can STILL cut and paste in Command line mode, and with any dekstop on X I can think of.Solaris has a clipboard, so does AIX.(The commodore 64 didn't have a clipboard, unfortunately)

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    11. Re:I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      But at least Junis got his web broser running.

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    12. Re:I Agree With This Post by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Fuck. browser.

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    13. Re:I Agree With This Post by shepd · · Score: 2

      >Did you know that X != Linux?

      Well, if you are getting that abstract, I'm going to say windows is nothing more than win.com, and in that case, it has no clipboard.

      A clipboard is useless unless you have something to use it in (explorer or X).

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    14. Re:I Agree With This Post by shepd · · Score: 1

      >The problem isn't a lack of clipboards, it is inconsistency in application usage.

      Huh?

      In X, left-drag to select, middle click to paste.

      In GPM, left-drag to select, right click to paste.

      Well, technically you've got me, but if chaging one mouse button confuses you then you aren't ready to use a clipboard anyways.

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    15. Re:I Agree With This Post by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      try pasting from something that uses one clipboard to something that uses another sometime

    16. Re:I Agree With This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      works in suse 8.0

    17. Re:I Agree With This Post by shepd · · Score: 1

      >try pasting from something that uses one clipboard to something that uses another sometime

      Now why would one want to do that?

      If you're in X, you use an X term.

      If you're in X and you switch between it and a console constantly, you're asking for trouble (some of the X drivers tend to get unstable when you switch like that too often).

      But, I suppose that's an incompatibility. Just like its not possible to paste from real DOS (not a DOS Box) to Windows 9x, even though Windows 9x simply runs on top of DOS.

      But its not an incompatibility that really means too much...

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    18. Re:I Agree With This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr, no. "Linux" is a name, a name is a proper noun and proper nouns are always capitalized. "Linux" even happens to be a trade marked name. And for gods sake, even regular nouns are capitalized when they appear at the beginning of a sentence.

      Linux is the name of an operating system. It consists of a kernel that controls access to system resources with an interface to allow applications to run.

      Strictly speaking, MSDOS was not an operating system, because once an application was running it had complete control of the entire machine.

      The X Window System is one of many applications that you can run on top of a Linux Operating System. The X Window System runs on many platforms, Linux being only one of these.

      You could just as easily write a GUI that was a windows clone and run it on top of a Linux OS as well. You can even write multiple interfaces to the OS and run programs that are supposed to run on other OS'es. Many OS'es can run Linux applications without any changes, as long as they were compiled to the correct machines code.

      Each distribution has a unique name... IE, Redhat, SuSE, Caldera, Mandrake and so on. They are based on the Linux kernel.

      I really really love it when non computer scientists try to describe computer science terms. Actually I don't.

    19. Re:I Agree With This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X has had a clipboard forever.

      And it has never, ever worked when people need it to.

  12. You laugh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its all fun and games til someone loses a drive.

  13. I knew there was a good reason... by Shirloki · · Score: 1

    The day before I heard about said virus, I stopped logging into my computer as root for normal usage. I'll keep this in mind as a warning.

    1. Re:I knew there was a good reason... by MaxVlast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should have done that fifteen minutes after getting the machine configured.

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    2. Re:I knew there was a good reason... by hdparm · · Score: 1

      He should have created 'normal' user account during installation and used it for the first logon.

  14. Why The Attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I read the article and there's a lot of anti-Windows comments in it, particularly that Windows users must like viruses because they don't use Linux. I also see a lot of anti-Windowsness here at /. and I've got to ask: what's the deal with the holier than though attitude with Linux users? An OS is a tool just like anything else, and there shouldn't be a bad attitude towards people who use one tool over others who use a different tool.

    Now, I don't know much about Linux's inner-workings so for all I know it could be the best thing since sliced bread. But I have to ask: what makes Linux so much better than any other OS that it warrents its users having such a snarky attitude?

  15. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by tenordave · · Score: 1

    Could you elaborate on 'much more advanced' for me? I've never used NT...

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  16. Lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Haven't tried myself but from what I've read it seems that the whole Lindows thing is running as root all the time.

    This must be a feature. You can't emulate the total Windows experience unless you are susceptible to every random virus that comes along.

    1. Re:Lindows by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've run it, it's running root allllllll the time.

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  17. Et tu, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why won't you wait long anought to let me read the links before slashdotting a site. No matter, Google cache here

  18. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by bsartist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem isn't that a few brain dead applications can screw up the security policy. The problem is that a few brain dead applications are written with the assumption that there is no security policy, and thus are prevented from running when one is in effect.

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  19. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    Lured by its low cost, I replaced Windows 98 on my computer with Linux.

    Man, I think you need to examine how much your time is worth.
    An already installed, already paid for, already functioning operating system cannot be undersold.

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  20. Windows isn't less secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Windows isn't less secure than Linux.

    The difference between Linux and Windows is that anyone can sit down, install Windows and get email.

    With Linux, there's a steep learning curve. You've had to invest dozens of hours of free time by the time you have networking and a scriptable mail client configured.

    The types of users who are spreading Windows mail viruses are the types who would never even be able to configure and run Linux.

    If you think that's something to be proud of, you need to stop and think about that for a minute.

    1. Re:Windows isn't less secure by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

      Mandrake 8.1 power pack. 45 minutes tops.

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    2. Re:Windows isn't less secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -VERY small percentage of windows users have installed
      the OS on their own systems.
      -on good hardware(compatible) both OSs are relatively
      easy to install. But on AALOT of hardware, installs
      can be a nightmare.

    3. Re:Windows isn't less secure by xtremex · · Score: 2

      That is pure bullshit and you know it. ANYBODY can walk up to a Linux console with X and get their email. Lok at KDE and GNOME. And for about 30 years, peopl ehave been getting their mail in UNIX by typing pine.
      For those who can't remember the word pine, you can even make a shell script menu:
      Welcome to SUnOS.
      Type pine for mail
      slrn for news
      logout to logout
      wp for WordPerfect

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    4. Re:Windows isn't less secure by xtremex · · Score: 2

      FreeBSD 4.5....10 Minutes on a Cyrix 166.
      After logging in, I can get my mail!

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    5. Re:Windows isn't less secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't necessarily have a steep learning curve. I installed linux in 1999 when I was 13 - and nowadays my younger sister can install it without problems.
      I found networking easier to set up in linux than in windows as well. I can't think of a distro I've tried that has given me *any* trouble with my network cards. As for email, click "kmail", tell it what email address you have, your name, etc, and hey - it's email!
      Linux can be tricky in places - but with pretty much any distribution it's not as far as tasks like that go.
      By default, many distributions need almost no configuration for desktop use, and others (I'm thinking lycoris) need none.

    6. Re:Windows isn't less secure by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

      Damn...that's fast.

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    7. Re:Windows isn't less secure by xtremex · · Score: 2

      What freebsd does is install the kernel, X(if you request it), and Networking with vi and some minimal programs.Basically a default Windows install!. Add 10 minutes for a network install. A FULL install DOES take about 40 minutes, but no one does a full install. You usualy do a minimum and then do sysinstall to choose the packages you want afterwards

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    8. Re:Windows isn't less secure by GorgarWillEatYou · · Score: 1

      Login>StupidUser Password: drowssaP $> mail Command Not Found. Why the fuck does mail not work... AAAARG. User will reinstall windows

    9. Re:Windows isn't less secure by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Well, why would a person be walking up to a company's terminal and not know how to use it? If they don't know how to use it, they shouldn't be there. They might be AlQaeda.

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  21. Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Carnage4Life · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He Who Is Without Sin Should Cast The First Stone

    I personally felt the article was childish. Windows has a lot of malware that take advantage of gullible users by sending them deceptive emails with enticing attachments. Linux on the other hand typically has more savvy users. However pointing and giggling is what I'd expect from teenage high schoolers flush from teh rush of their first kernel compilation and not a supposed journalist like Roblimo.

    PS: Yes, I work for MSFT. Yes, I run both Windows and Linux at home. Yes, I've been hit by a Windows virus once (CodeRed off of a web page) and had my RedHat box r00ted twice before I learned the hard way.

    1. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what I'd expect from teenage high schoolers flush from teh rush of their first kernel compilation

      To me, that sounds like a good description of most /. readers. Perhaps Rob's just pandering to the expectations of his audience? That's pretty much exactly what I expect from journalists these days.

    2. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by joel_archer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Chill. What is so wrong with poking a little humor at Microsoft, Gates, and the millions that run Windows? They may have market share, but do they have a sense of humor?

    3. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Captain+Pooh · · Score: 1

      PS: Yes, I work for MSFT.

      You know you work for Microsoft when you call Microsoft, MSFT, the stock options go straight to your head.

    4. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "PS: Yes, I work for MSFT"

      Yes, we know you're stupid, your sig makes you look stupid.

    5. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by cybermage · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ...and not a supposed journalist like Roblimo.

      This is a common mistake made by site visitors and regulars alike. Here's the reality:

      Stories posted to Slashdot come in one of three varieties:
      1. Stories submitted by readers and approved by editors
      2. Stories found by editors
      3. Stories written by editors


      Do not expect the Slashdot editors to fact check the first two . Although the Slashdot staff have given themselves the title editor, they do not play the traditional role of editor. Be glad for that: News is biased enough when written by trained journalists/editors. I, for one, am happy to have the links to news items and access to the collective opinions of other readers. Whatever the submitters and editors wrap around the link is just one person's opinion.

      Try to think of Slashdot as a club and the editors as activity coordinators. They post/approve stories they believe club members will be interested in. Often, they add their insights to the paragraph linking to the stories, as do the submitters. These insights should always be taken with a grain (or lump) of salt; if the insights were subject to moderation, probably half would score "-1, Troll."

      To appreciate the service provided by Slashdot, learn to ignore the words around the links provided. Read the links you find interesting and participate in the associated discussion.
    6. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

      You have a weird sense of humor if you thought the article was funny in any way. It's very dry and more preaching than humor.

      --
      Dijkstra Considered Dead
    7. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      The _article_ is written by Roblimo:
      Topic - Humor - - By Robin "Roblimo" Miller
      Follow the link to newsforge.
      --
      Dijkstra Considered Dead
    8. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by EvilAlien · · Score: 2
      No system is infallible, having had a virus, vulnerability, or other issue does not logically invalidate criticism of recognition of a failure in another system.

      Advice from the christian bible from a Microsoft employee? How much significance does religion play in BOTH sides of your reply? Religion is meaningless, come the debate with rationality and data, or stay home.

      Any OS that keeps their users stupid should be rediculed. Figure out if this applied to Windows, then ponder if this is true. Linux, by your own description, deserves recognition for encouraging a savvy userbase. Microsoft, on the otherhand, deserves redicule if they do, in fact, encourage a gullible userbase. Of course, this doesn't imply that all users of either OS are savvy or gullible, respectively. I know plenty of cognitively challenged Linux users. There are, of course, plenty of clueful Windows users. Exceptions to the rule?

      Computers should empower, not stupify.

      --
      perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'
    9. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is:
      Why does an attachment have the permissions to bring
      down a system? by default? vb scripts??
      Gullible?? I thought that MS catered to people that
      did not have the time or inclination to learn enough
      about their computers to protect themselves. MS's
      MAIN selling point is that unskilled people can sit
      down and use a computer.
      Gullibe??
      If MS wants to sell a product to people that don't
      want to learn how to protect themselves then MS
      has an obligation to sell a product that protects
      its customers. by default.
      And anyway the article is a parody.

    10. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so now we're seeking Truth on google.

      "Linux worm exploit" returns 20,900 items.

      "Windows worm exploit" returns 34,100 items.

      "Linux virus" yields 955,000.

      "Windows virus" yields 1,330,000.

      Of course, when people say "computer virus," they mean "microsoft virus" nearly 100% of the time.

      "computer virus" yields 1,590,000

      "Linux crash" -- 477,000

      "window crash" -- 781,000

      P.S. What's it like working for a company that everyone hates?

    11. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It wasn't even preaching... it was more along the lines of, and I quote:

      Neener, neener, neener.

      And had about as much insight. I'm a Windows user and developer with more experience than 95% of the folks on /. and I'll tell you that Windows succeeds for the masses because it is easier to install and use. Period. I've set up and run Linux a few times, and while it's fun for me (though occasionally frustrating), the idea of any non-savvy person installing and using Linux is laughable. Windows these days pretty much installs and configures itself with you only entering your ISP phone number. For all it's stupidity, monopolistic advantages, and just plain evil on Microsoft's part, I still believe Windows deserves to be successful (to what degree is another matter).

      If this is what passes for insightful, or even funny, than the Linux community is never going to get past the childish l337 h4x0R pimply-faced nerd image that I imagine the average person (or at least those few who actually know what Linux is) thinks of Linux users.

      I think Linux has a lot going for it and wish it the best of success, and hope it takes Microsoft down a few pegs, but with this attitude, no one (new) will ever take it seriously.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    12. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by byran+lei · · Score: 0

      >I personally felt the article was childish. Windows has a lot of
      >malware that take advantage of gullible users by sending them
      >deceptive emails with enticing attachments. Linux on the other hand
      >typically has more savvy users. However pointing and giggling is what
      >I'd expect from teenage high schoolers flush from teh rush of their
      >first kernel compilation and not a supposed journalist like Roblimo.
      >
      >
      Past time we in the Unix/Linux/BSD world started laughing and giggling at people like you from the Windows world who keep insisting that Windows and Linux users have concerns in common when we don't. We don't need stooges for the Anti-Virus Software Companies like you spewing your BS here. Smile.D Virus is just the lastest example of how the Windows-based Anti-Virus "Community" is resorting to lies and other attempts to make non-Windows users think you people actually have anything worth listening to.

    13. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by goncalo · · Score: 0


      Mod this up, he hit the fucking nail on the head.

      Get your pimply-faced heads out of your asses and learn objectivity... you're embarrassing yourselves.

    14. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by xtremex · · Score: 1

      No matter what is said, I will never go back to Windows. I have my Linux systems SOO customized in such a way that can never be done with Windows. Not just the look. Everything. I do have a slight advantage since I've been a UNIX admin for a decade.But, given time, anybody can do it.

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    15. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the smell of Astroturf in the morning...

    16. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got rooted twice? Jesus man, learn from your mistakes!

    17. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      it's getting old. all of the "litte humor" adds up after a while and becomes quite annoying

    18. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      You come across as a pretentious prick.

      > ... more experience than 95% of the folks on slashdot ...

      > ... the idea of any non-savvy person installing and using Linux is laughable ...

      Why should your advice be seen as any more valuable than that given by pro-Linux pretentious pricks?

      Tone it down if you want to be effective.

      Stuff like, "never going to get past the childish l337 h4x0R pimply-faced nerd image that I imagine the average person (or at least those few who actually know what Linux is) thinks of Linux users" is not only a value-laced and inflammatory opinion to express, it could very well be wrong.

      You're only feeding the people who want to fight about Linux and not affecting those who really use it.

      In any case, even if you don't get anything out of this, Linux will continue to exist regardless of how moronic some of its proponents and detractors are. _That_ is the point that needs to be explained.

      --

      As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
    19. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by HiThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Easier to use is arguable. If ease of use is the criterion, however, you should use a Mac.

      Easier to install?? Windows may be easier to install than Debian, but not than any of the other Linuxes that I've tried in the last year or so. Even Prodigy was easier than windows, though I will admit that the ppp connection was broken. And Prodigy was version 1.0 (I suspect that it should have been called version 0.9.8, but nevermind).

      Now I admit that I have consistently refused to agree to the license, and will only install it if someone else agrees to the license instead of me, but Windows has caused me considerable grief at installation time. Occasionally I've even given up and reverted versions. Even Debian has never caused me so many problems. The trouble with Debian is that it doesn't auto-detect hardware very well, and even when you get the basic install finished you still need to configure X Window. None of the other installers make this mistake (and perhaps Debian will also soon be correcting this). Windows, however, intends to coerce you to use the most recent version, and NEVER to go back. (Once I ended up reformatting a hard drive just to revert a version.) If you only intend to do what Windows wants you to do, then perhaps it's easy. Maybe. This, however, has rarely been my experience.

      Now it you want ease of installation, you could look at DOS. That was an OS that was easy to install. Of course, there were a few problems with it, but installation was easy.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    20. Re:Advice To Roblimo From The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I know a few technically unsavy people who have installed Linux and are using it. It really doesn't take a whole lot more ability nowdays, there are distributions specifically catered to people who know nothing...which is cool.

      If you can install Windows (the real windows, not a disk that just rewrites your HD for you that is catered to your specific system) then you can probably install Linux also.

      At any rate, I think this argument is mostly FUD. Unfortunately it is FUD that most people believe. However, less and less are believing as more and more break down and try because, well Windows is shit and everyone knows it (that is not a subjective statement :P)

      NR

  22. Now I'm humored by justsomebody · · Score: 1

    First it was obvious it was a prank. Released somewhere the same date as McAffe and Microsoft blabed about tightening security of windows (if you can't make one better, then make others worse, just put a good commercial and that's it)

    Now, I'm humored. I guess even viruses don't want cross platform portability. I Guess, "that kind of lame job stays for dull products like mozilla and openoffice."

    The last hope is gone, and now, with lack of viruses, we non-win users should send something like this to each other
    "this is a virus, if not, you just pretend that you don't know, set your alarm clock to 5th every month at 4:36AM, on that time log in as root and delete all files from your hard drive. In the morning when youu wake up start bitchin' where your files have gone. BUT BE PROUD, YOU'VE GOT VIRUS LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD"

    --
    Signature Pro version 1.13.2-3 release 83.5 beta3try7 after-breakfast edition
  23. Re:wow? by Lussarn · · Score: 1

    Are there any good virus protection programs for Linux? If so do they compare to Nortan

    As far as compability go I don't think there is one no. Maybe they can handle 5 or 6 viruses, but thats it.

  24. Windows is harder to install than Redhat by abat · · Score: 1

    While many Linux advocates prefer installing purely with a text based installer and do not use autoprobing, one can get Linux installed much more easily than Windows. Windows will eat up your whole harddrive and many times it just is unwilling to install. I have never had a problem installing with the Redhat installer. In addition, using email is much easier with Linux, it's built in!

  25. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by iangoldby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's "more advanced" in the sense of "so complicated no one can really be bothered to figure it out and use it as intended". [Ambiguity intentional.]

  26. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by thuresson · · Score: 1

    Get a copy of Webster's Dictionary and look up 'irony'.

  27. When you live in a glass house... by Fair+Use+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Admittedly, Microsoft Windows has a horrendous reputation for security. Because of many poorly-designed applications (such as Office), bloated, insecure web browsers (like IE and Mozilla), and Outlook [Express], Windows has earned and rightly deserves a reputation for being the largest security threat on the internet today.

    But that doesn't mean that the Linux security model is perfect - it just means that the Smile.D virus writer was too lazy to actually try to get root on the Linux boxes the virus gets exposed to. Consider the following facts:

    • Local root holes are everywhere on a Linux box. Most distributions, especially Red Hat and SuSE, install literally dozens of setuid-root applications. Most of these applications are completely useless to the average person, and serve only to open up holes in system security.
    • Setuid root applications are a necessary evil because the UNIX security model is outdated. Need to change the system time? How about binding to a low-numbered port (hello Apache and fingerd)? Or making files immutable? Or mounting a floppy disc? Every single one of these operations requires root privilege, either by the user or by the command a non-root user invokes. The more paths to root there are on the system, the more potential holes exist.
    • Remote root holes are everywhere. Ever run wu-ftpd? Or sshd? Or BIND? Or rpc.statd? You probably do, but the average Linux luser doesn't even realize it, and doesn't waste their time playing sysadmin and keeping up with patches constantly. So she will have no idea why her system was 0wned and is being used to run an eggdrop bot on dalnet. At least Microsoft has the sense to ship systems with unnecessary services disabled.
    I once saw source code for a worm written by several Polish nationals. This worm was able to exploit weaknesses in Linux systems to gain root access and spread. Don't think it can't happen just because the Smile.D author was an idiot - or else you will be rudely awakened when it strikes.

    Fair Use of the Day:

    OmniPage Professional 386 OCR for Win :s/n: 2804B-D00-999999
    Backup Exec 7: :s/n: 04-4382-0006-031770
    WebEdit v1.4c for Windows(95) :#/1KEO01E8KAP name/Last Soul
    Canine Mail v.80b9 :Name: PREMiERE Code: Ronald McDonald
    Inversible AntiVirus (2) :access code: 930437233 s/n: 21623728


    /fug
    1. Re:When you live in a glass house... by Grax · · Score: 1

      At least Microsoft has sense to ship systems with unnecessary services disabled.

      When did they start this? I'm glad to hear it.

      I am not familiar with which distribution ships with wu-ftpd, sshd, bind, and rpc.statd all enabled.

      The average computer user doesn't want to play sysadmin and keep up with patches. What solution do you recommend? What about Redhat's up2date service?

    2. Re:When you live in a glass house... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      // Or making files immutable? Or mounting a floppy // disc?

      hmm seems to me of you have fstab and permissions on your files systems correct, you can do both of those and a system that IS SECURE.

    3. Re:When you live in a glass house... by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Redhat is a "server OS". I never believed RedHat was desktop friendly. There are MANY more desktop Linux systems. But Linux is Linux. Just because my wife runs Lycoris doesnt mean my debian workstation can't effectively communicate with it. Shit, at least 5 programs she uses (acesses from the desktop), are remote X apps.
      ssh -n is a BEAUTIFUL command. That alone has caused amazement for many a windows user.

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    4. Re:When you live in a glass house... by mvdwege · · Score: 2
      How about binding to a low-numbered port (hello Apache and fingerd)

      Nice that you mention Apache. From my box:

      mvdwege$ ls /usr/sbin/apache -l
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 250760 Apr 30 14:00 /usr/sbin/apache

      See any SUID bits there? I don't. BUT! I hear you object: 'it needs root privileges to bind to port 80, so obviously it must run as root'.

      To which I can just say that you know fsck all about the modern state of *nix software development. Recent network applications that need root privilege drop it as soon as they have bound to their port. An application doesn't need root to run on a priviledged port, just to bind to it. Apache is the prime example of this practice, and it is by far not the only one. All major daemons do it like this.

      Compare this to a well-known webserver that runs as SYSTEM by default and by all accounts is a pain to run unpriviledged.

      STFU if all you can do is spread outdated FUD.


      Mart
      --
      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    5. Re:When you live in a glass house... by Furry+Ice · · Score: 1
      The fstab entry just lets mount know that it is allowable to use its root privileges. /bin/mount is setuid root!

      ls -l /bin/mount
      -rwsr-xr-x 1 root root 70104 Jan 27 00:05 /bin/mount

    6. Re:When you live in a glass house... by Furry+Ice · · Score: 1

      Needing root privilege to bind ports under 1024 is still a problem. It's fine for simple protocols like HTTP, but for brain-dead protocols like FTP, it's nearly impossible to write a server which can complete drop root privilege, because you need to bind the ftp-data port when making data connections to the client. The only server I know of that solves this problem is PureFTPd, and it uses Linux capabilities to remove the restriction that only root can bind ports under 1024.

    7. Re:When you live in a glass house... by mvdwege · · Score: 2

      True about FTP. I actually overlooked that one.

      On the other hand, a sysadmin that runs a publically accessible FTP server without being aware of the inherent risks like flaky daemons (wu-ftpd anyone?) or having to rely on root-privileged daemons exposed to the outside, not the mention the horrid mess FTP can make of a firewall ruleset, is just plain looking for a quick trip to unemployment.

      Thank goodness the major distros no longer ship with services on by default, like they still did about a year ago. Nowadays whoever enables FTP ought to know what they're doing.


      Mart
      --
      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
  28. Damn, I tried it by joshtimmons · · Score: 4, Funny

    $ rm -f -r /
    rm: /: Permission denied

    I can't even get the unix virus! I'm such a luser.

    1. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, all of the files that you could easily restore from the distro CD were protected. Too bad all of your personal data and configuration files would get wiped out. Remind me now how this is better than Windows?

    2. Re:Damn, I tried it by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Remind me now how this is better than Windows?

      The distro CD is free.

    3. Re:Damn, I tried it by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The distro CD is free.

      To split a very fine hair: The download is free. The actual physical CD is not.

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    4. Re:Damn, I tried it by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Sure, it is! If you'd like to come and get one from me, I'd be glad to provide one free of charge. If you'd prefer I'd mail you one, that's fine too -- just pay the postage. No charge for the CD, exact price of postage. Cheers!

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    5. Re:Damn, I tried it by lcde · · Score: 1

      Id like a version of Solaris x86 to play with :)

      --
      :%s/teh/the/g
    6. Re:Damn, I tried it by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You messed up:

      $cd ~
      $rm -f -r * .*

      (and, obviously, your home directory and all it's contents disappear)

      And that's the real paradox of Unix security

      Your home directory, and all it's contents are quite vulnerable. Obviously they have to be writable or you couldn't use the contents. But many Unix advocates forget that for ordinary people, the home directory contains the only part of the system they can't easily stream back off a CDROM if everything fails.

      Believe me, when things heat up after people's home directories start disappearing due to a Linux trojan (and they WILL start showing up as more 'click and make neat things happen' people transition to the Linux desktop), your 'Unix virus' funnies will seem less amusing.

    7. Re:Damn, I tried it by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      (in the previous post, the way the text appears, it makes me look like some sort of DOS dweeb because of how the whitespace is presented. Make sure you put the proper spaces, i.e. my [sp] escape sequence, in the second line of the trojan:
      $rm[sp]-f[sp]-r[sp]*[sp].*
      failing to do so will only delete files in your home directory that have an embedded dot in the name. You really want to make sure your trojan deletes all the dotfiles and those pesky dotdirectories. Those are some of the important ones! In fact, deleting just the dot directories would make for some real fun, as 'luzer' won't see anything different in his home directory, but logins and programs won't start up right anymore.)

    8. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I can destroy my own files, but not my brothers', sister's, or parents' files. When I finish running the unix virus, and I log out of the box, it is as usable as it was before I ran the unix virus.

    9. Re:Damn, I tried it by egreB · · Score: 1

      The good thing about Unix security, though, is that it's configurable. In the Linux Mandrake default, there is a nice alias for rm that prompts you for every file if you try that sort of stuff.

      But I agree, it's easy to wipe stuff you don't want to wipe with rf. But how many people who don't know how to use rf will use it? Most regular (not hackers, not syadmins, not script kiddies, the plain John Doe) users use KDE or GNOME or something. Try to delete something in KDE - you get an extra confirm.

      The challenge for developers will be to make secure, but still userfriendly software. Neat stuff have to happen when you click, or else users won't use it. On the other hand, neat things shouldn't destroy stuff.

    10. Re:Damn, I tried it by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Welllllll...if I get bored enough and decide to pay Sun $20 for a Solaris 8 download, you'll be the first to know.

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    11. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the paradox of security in general. You can't protect people from themselves.

    12. Re:Damn, I tried it by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Oh, and by the way, I am entirely serious about this. If you really need a Linux or BSD distro on CD, let me know. :)

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    13. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er:

      rm -rf ~

    14. Re:Damn, I tried it by horza · · Score: 2

      Give a luser a big red button and they will press it every time (as evinced by the repeated spread of the same genre of viruses ad infinitum). I remember being fascinated when I first came to Linux many years ago by a script that, when you are bored, you hit it and it would kill a random process on your OS. Trying to explain to a sane person why you would want to do this is extremely difficult. Any readers that watch "Father Ted" will know what I mean when I mention the words 'Dougal' and "Pilot's cabin"...

      Phillip.

    15. Re:Damn, I tried it by cscx · · Score: 1

      So, what the f**k is more important to you, your personal data, or still being able to run fortune after your personal data has been blown to smitherines?

    16. Re:Damn, I tried it by rtaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps, but:

      rm -rf ~

      The above can be just as fatal if not more to most people.

      It's easy to reinstall the system, it's tough to re-create all of those projects you were working on.

      --
      Rod Taylor
    17. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works fine for me.

      ... now where'd I put that install CD...

    18. Re:Damn, I tried it by joshtimmons · · Score: 1

      This difference is in the constext of discussion of virus infection. My point was just that viri have a tougher time modifying executables because they don't have write access.

      The proverbial "most people" don't have executables in their home directory because they don't compile applications. Even if you were installing a compiled app, you would properly install it elsewhere on your filesystem after you built it.

    19. Re:Damn, I tried it by jcast · · Score: 1

      Minimizing the number of things I have to restore after a virus. Also, having an as-working-as-possible system to do the restore from (but then I'm a Unix wizard-in-training, so I need lots of commands :)

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    20. Re:Damn, I tried it by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Well, what if I WANTED to delete all my files? A masochistic admin can completely remove the rm command altogether, or make it executable only by root. (That's gives you more to do....sit by the phone and get the 3,000 calls having them ask YOU to delete their porn for them :)

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    21. Re:Damn, I tried it by tzanger · · Score: 2

      And that's the real paradox of Unix security

      Paradox? Hardly. No unix virus will exist since you can't infect binaries you don't have write permission for (i.e. all of them). And for most typical settings the user won't have access to a compiler to create their own binaries. Perl can be forced to run in taint mode. You can mount the /home directory as noexec, preventing any scripting at all. No viruses.

      Trojans? Sure, but I can limit their damage as well. I can alias rm to prompt if more than 'x' number of files match the glob. Or to confirm any deletion. Hell, I can alias rm to move to a trash folder/chown admin instead of erasing. IIRC many nasty featues in DCOP require user confirmation or can be turned off altogether. Trojans are more of a problem than viruses, but are not nearly the problem that they are on Windows.

      And most important of all, your /home is the exact thing that is backed up nightly!

      Paradox? Bullshit. A full ten secods of thought would have prevented you from posting that comment.

    22. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      29A -- The Hexadecimal of the Beast

      Spooky... that's my exit off 95 in Pennsylvania!

    23. Re:Damn, I tried it by Spazzz · · Score: 1

      Yes, mounting /home noexec will prevent a lot of scripting, but will also bring much wailing and gnashing of teeth from your users if you run a large multiuser system or network. Plus you would also have to make sure that /tmp, /var/tmp, et cetera were also protected as well.

    24. Re:Damn, I tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Your home directory, and all it's contents are quite vulnerable. Obviously they have to be writable or you couldn't use the contents. But many Unix advocates forget that for ordinary people, the home directory contains the only part of the system they can't easily stream back off a CDROM if everything fails.

      Funny, I backup my home directory every hour, and create a tar file every day. I keep the last weeks worth, one from every sunday back a month, then one from every month back a year and then one from every year.

      I also keep all my programming work and documentation in a cvs server and just check it out to work on it. This way I can see all the changes to all my work over time and the reasons why I made every set of changes.

    25. Re:Damn, I tried it by damiam · · Score: 1

      chattr -R +i ~/*

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    26. Re:Damn, I tried it by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Maybe not binary executables, but the people running unknown email attachments (often uncompiled -- non binary) would be equally willing to run a shell script which grabbed a small pron movie or promised pretended to be a quake installer.

      Heck, I've often wondered how many people would run a program claiming to rid your computer of viruses (media term -- not mine for most of this stuff) but came from an unknown source. I bet you could get lots of corporate information with it -- and that one wouldn't surprise them to be in their system tray and taking cpu time and doing disk work.

      --
      Rod Taylor
  29. What? People other than Katz can write? by hymie3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ya know, for the longest time, I really thought that they only thing the /. editors could do was post links to other articles (they sure as heck can't be bothered to run ispell). Every once in a while, though, I see something like this. I'm not saying that this was a brilliant piece of journalism or even satire, but at least roblimo can write a real article (where "real article" is being very generously applied to something that only has 23 sentences in it). Why doesn't this happen on /.? It happens on newsforge....
    Just wondering.

    1. Re:What? People other than Katz can write? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

      It used to happen. I remember back when Slashdot was new that readers had articles/essays posted on Slashdot. I think CmdrTaco and Hemos both had a few articles here and there, but I can't remember. /. has just grown too big. Kuro5hin is much better for that though.

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    2. Re:What? People other than Katz can write? by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      Yeah, he can write, as in 'he is able to string together words into a cohesive sentence', but roblimo should still pretty much be ashamed of himself. Somehow I fail to see how childish pointing and laughing at the non-linux-using masses is helping the reputation of the opensource movement. If someone in his position, as an editor of a popular tech/geek news site has nothing to offer but that drivel...how the hell is linux going to gain the wide-spread acceptance that we'd all love to see? I remember my own first days with linux, trying to learn, getting so frustrated with the jackasses on irc who were so pompous, who only mocked L0z3rz who came to them for help, and almost giving up until I bought a few books, read some documentation, learned the man system...but I thought to myself that if all the linux folk were such retards then it was no wonder not more people used it...how do you learn when nobody's willing to share what they know? Then to see someone in the position of roblimo with the ability to reach a large readership pull shit like this...it blows my fucking mind. Way to go, dipshit.

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    3. Re:What? People other than Katz can write? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a lot of people felt the same. I certainly
      did.. the article was complete crap and didn't
      even have any interesting information about the
      actual worm. The good news is that the open source
      community exposed it for the piece of shit it was.

    4. Re:What? People other than Katz can write? by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      Then to see someone in the position of roblimo with the ability to reach a large readership pull shit like this

      Your other points were interesting. I, too, have noticed that "I know something you don't know" elitist mentality. Do you think that this might be why the 'article' was posted on newsforge and not on slashdot?

    5. Re:What? People other than Katz can write? by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      The real question as I see it is why would something calling itself NEWSforge post this drivel? I realize they're all part of VA/whatever, but this crap should at best be left to slashdot, since everyone knows the "editors" here can't be taken seriously. You can't really hurt slashdot's reputation, since it's already perceived as a hangout for elitist pro-linux / anti-MS types anyways (and rightfully so), but posting a story like that on the FRONT PAGE of an alleged news site is damn suicide.

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  30. Amusing, but wrong by wadetemp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Any of the Windows viruses/worms that are of the "double click the attachment" variety would work just as well on Linux as they would on Windows, were there more "Windows users" using Linux. They modify/damage user files and replicate themselves though email... who needs root to do that? I think the main reason you don't see as many of these is 1) the ratio of Windows desktops to Linux desktops is very large, and 2) Linux users usually know not to touch attachments like this. So if you're a virus/worm writer, why bother with Linux at all when your code can spread 100 times as fast though the Windows systems?

    2) That comment about a Linux virus being easier to clean up is a bunch of crap. I've seen plenty of novice Windows users try to remove viruses from thier system using instructions and fail, and it's not because "there are no hidden files." It's because manual removal of viruses on Windows usually involves using system utilities and commands that most Windows computer users have never used before (regedit, command prompt.) Sure, the instructions are easy to follow for Linux... it's because you're a Linux user, and have to use the equivalents of these Windows utilities in every day tasks anyway.

    3) "So it looks like the old dream of Linux eventually overtaking Windows and becoming the world's most popular operating system will never come to pass..." Well, if Linux was to become easier to use for the users who suffer from attachment-clicking syndrome, and who don't have the skills/balls to follow clean-up instructions, suddenly Linux will be alot more popular, will see alot more viruses, and virus scan software will still be business as usual.

    1. Re:Amusing, but wrong by Grax · · Score: 1

      1) Not true. No Linux mail program that I am aware of can execute attachments. If you want to do that you will need to save the attachment and set the permission to executable. The mail programs can use a program like Gimp or something to open attachments you have received. If you want to exploit this there needs to be a hole in Gimp or whatever program you used to open the attachments.

      2) a novice user will have difficulty in either case. you can't expect a novice user to know everything without a bit of training.

      3) I believe Linux developers to be smart enough to disable most potential viruses and actually fix problems without having to always resort to checking a list of all known viruses each time you execute a program.

  31. Poor example of humor. by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't even know where to begin. Should I begin by saying that calling people "morons" because these people don't immediately reformat their computer and install Linux is a bit of a stretch? Or should I point out that Lindows automatically logs users in as root on their Linux boxen? Or should I wonder aloud how Roblimo would like programmers to make money if not by making useful utilities like virus scanners?

    This whole article takes the disgusting tone of insulting people who obviously aren't as "smart" as the article's author. I find this elitism disgusting, and frankly, embarrassing to the greater geek community.

    How many of us are quick to insult people who don't know the difference between root and another user? How many of us call the repair guy because we don't know how to repair the air conditioner, refrigerator, or our car? Would you like it if your mechanic said, "I can't believe you don't know the difference between 10W30 and 10W40. You're obviously a moron."?

    Face it, folks, not everyone wants to be a computer expert. Not everyone wants to get involved in flamewars like vi vs. emacs or Linux vs. Windows. They just want to turn on their computer and have it work. And with any operating system, those same people will have to learn how to maintain it by applying patches (just like you have to maintain your car by taking it in for maintenance every so often.)

    The fact that this article is categorized as "humor" doesn't make the elitism any less inherent. We should be educating people about the importance of software maintenance, not bashing them for being "morons" because they don't want to know the technical stuff. To most people, computers are a tool to get a job done, not a religion. Windows makes it easy to do most jobs. Therefore, most people are pretty happy with Windows.

    Mod me down if you wish. I have 50 karma and I don't care much about karma ratings anyway. But I think this is important for a lot of geeks to understand -- just becuase we may have more technical knowledge does not give us the right to call people with less technical knowledge "morons" -- humor category or not.

    1. Re:Poor example of humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of us call the repair guy because we don't know how to repair the air conditioner, refrigerator, or our car?

      Personally I call the repair guy because I don't have the tools and repair manual. I bet most people could figure out how to repair these things if presented with the tools, a manual, and the time.

      Face it, folks, not everyone wants to be a computer expert. Not everyone wants to get involved in flamewars like vi vs. emacs or Linux vs. Windows.

      I sure don't.

    2. Re:Poor example of humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think plumbers/lawyers/accountants have forums where they talk about stuff like this? Probably goes something like this: "Yesterday, I was trying to explain to a sysadmin how to thread a pipe/write a contract/figure out compound interest....blah blah blah......what a fucking moron......

    3. Re:Poor example of humor. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that this article is categorized as "humor" doesn't make the elitism any less inherent. We should be educating people about the importance of software maintenance, not bashing them for being "morons" because they don't want to know the technical stuff. To most people, computers are a tool to get a job done, not a religion. Windows makes it easy to do most jobs. Therefore, most people are pretty happy with Windows.

      First of all, this particular article was a response to that press release by Symantec. Sometimes sarcasm is a good way to put the overly serious in their place. "NEW LINUX VIRUS!!! LINUX VULNERABLE LIKE WINDOWS!!!!" yeah, right, whatever. Please don't ignore the legitimate aspects of the humor in this article.

      Second, I bet that every group of people who are "in the know" about anything have their own bodies of humor. Ever insulted Britney Spears or her fans because you have much better taste in music than that? Yeah, I though so. Even if you didn't, I bet about half the population of the U.S. has :) Likewise, I certainly do call the electrician when my refrigerator breaks, and I bet he has jokes about dumbasses like me ("Here, try turning the knob the other way.") Why should the computer-literate SlashDot crowd be any different? Humor helps build a sense of community among people with similar interests, and in many cases helps relieve stress (ever wonder why there are so many tech support humor sites out there?) So let it be! It's just a joke.

      On a related note, I'd also like to point out that the whole "Linux is a religion to most of its users" thing is not only a myth, but it's actually gotten in the way at my job. I've had problems with people refusing to use the Linux machines at work even when there are good reasons to use them, then accusing me of just being a "Linux fanatic" when I push the issue, even when I'm ultimately proven right. I do not doubt that the small vocal minority you see on newsgroups and SlashDot is probably not representative. On SlashDot you see a lot of arguments about controversial topics, which is probably the real reason why so everyone seems so angry. Still, there are plenty of reasonable people in the Linux community. Spend some time reading comp.os.linux.hardware (and not comp.os.linux.advocacy!) and you'll see what I mean. So please, give the "Linux users are fanatical jerks" thing a break already! The stereotype is making it hard on those of us who generally are nice guys :)

    4. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I bet that every group of people who are "in the know" about anything have their own bodies of humor. Ever insulted Britney Spears or her fans because you have much better taste in music than that? Yeah, I though so.
      That's called elitism, and it actually alienates people. If you want to make a joke about something then you don't talk down at others. There are plenty of other ways to joke about Linux and viruses than to stereotype a group (Windows' users) as having a low IQ. Perhaps the reason people claim Linux is a religion or for fanatics is because they are alienated by crap like this. I've been in whatever this "Linux community" is for a number of years now and I'm feeling increasingly alienated. There is too much negativity towards Microsoft and too much seriousness about Linux for the masses. The fun has been lost between '96 and now, at least for me anyways.
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    5. Re:Poor example of humor. by fw3 · · Score: 1
      How many of us are quick to insult people who don't know the difference between root and another user?

      Sure insults are rarely called for, and sometimes humor is in poor taste ... btw most lusers can tell root when: &#60BOFH&#62she decides to clear their disk quotas &#60/BOFH&#62 ;-)

      How many of us call the repair guy because we don't know how to repair the air conditioner, refrigerator, or our car?

      Not this geek, I do all the maintenance on both my motorcycles, replaced the furnace / steam boiler that broke down this winter and regularly repair things that go wrong with my major appliances. I just call that being an all-round geek.

      Would you like it if your mechanic said, "I can't believe you don't know the difference between 10W30 and 10W40.

      Trust me the mechanics are chuckling that you're exemplifying by oil viscosity, (as opposed say to not knowing the difference between metric, english and whitworth) And they take people to the cleaners regularly 'cause the average driver knows less about his/her car than his/her computer / os.

      So yeah I don't laugh in peoples faces, tho sometimes I get mighty frustrated. I don't usually even chuckle behind their backs, 'cause it's not polite. I occaisionally help 'em out when things break (mazdas or servers).

      Hoewver lusers get no more guarantee of my respect than the guys that plunk down 20k for that new harley and don't have the first clue how it runs or how to fix it when it breaks.

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    6. Re:Poor example of humor. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's called elitism, and it actually alienates people. If you want to make a joke about something then you don't talk down at others.

      And yet the Britney Spears fans make fun of Christina Aguilera fans ("How can you like her? She sucks!") That so-called "elitist" humor may keep groups of people apart, but it also brings people within groups closer together.

      Let's take this a bit further. Here's an idea: Let's ban black comedians! Too many of them tell jokes that only blacks get, often at the expense of whites! This elitism must stop now!

      Obviously, I'm being sarcastic. But my point remains. Groups of different people (e.g. Windows and Linux users) are different. There are plenty of Linux users who make fun of Windows users, and vice-versa. There's not "elitism" involved, just regular old inter-group competition. It's natural and normal.

      There are plenty of other ways to joke about Linux and viruses than to stereotype a group (Windows' users) as having a low IQ. Perhaps the reason people claim Linux is a religion or for fanatics is because they are alienated by crap like this.

      Sure, and there's absolutely nothing like this coming from the Windows or Mac communities, or anywhere else (linuxsucks, *cough*, *cough*.) So why aren't "people" aliented by all the Linux-bashing Windows users? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Linux users are jerks who alienate people, while the linuxsucks people and the like are... ?

      I'm not claiming that the article isn't rude, by the way. Although some of it is not (the "cool viruses" bit for example), other parts obviously are (though the article does not accuse Windows users of having low IQs! It says that Simile.D will only infect your Linux box if you have a sub-100 IQ -- please read the story more carefully!)

      What I want to know is, why is this article considered to be an example of Linux fanaticism when some Windows users are throwing the same crap back at Linux? Why are "Linux users" in general accused of being fanatics, rather than "some Linux users" or "some Linux, Mac and Windows users"? Why do some people assume that every Linux user is trying to draw people into the emacs vs. vi "war" (like the poster I originally replied to)? I could care less about the emacs/vi thing -- although I have traded some light barbs about this with a co-worker (very tongue-in-cheek), and I'm pretty sure it actually made us better friends.

      Anyway, my point is that some people complain about how Linux users stereotype Windows users, while simultaneously arguing the "Linux fanatics" stereotype. The poster I originally replied to, for one. It's really irritating.

    7. Re:Poor example of humor. by horza · · Score: 2
      I bet that every group of people who are "in the know" about anything have their own bodies of humor. Ever insulted Britney Spears or her fans because you have much better taste in music than that? Yeah, I though so.


      That's called elitism, and it actually alienates people. If you want to make a joke about something then you don't talk down at others.

      Sorry but I agree with the original follow-up. You need to lighten up and let people have a little fun. Linux users are more knowledgable about their systems, as you say, and that took each user time and patience. You also say that many users don't want to bother learning about their computer, in which case why begrudge those that do their little reward when that hard work paid dividends?

      You call it 'elitism' and 'alienating' as opposed to it being an in-chuckle in the Linux crowd, but you are clearly proved wrong imho by all the comments that follow the news story. In-jokes can help bond communities, but it can also relieve a lot of frustration when you can see people repeatedly running into the same brick wall but cannot persuade them to change. You don't even need to switch to Linux to avoid these viruses, just use a professional email client instead of Outlook (I recommend The Bat!).

      Phillip.
    8. Re:Poor example of humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LINUX VULNERABLE LIKE WINDOWS!!!!
      You're right - that's hardly news, is it? I mean, we've all known it for years. Only morons think differently - morons who will get viruses in an instant if Linux ever becomes popular (don't hold your breath...)
    9. Re:Poor example of humor. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2
      First off, I have to admit Rob's piece was pure trollbait. And its a shame. A clever humor piece could have highlighted the non-issue of this Linux-compatible virus and the issues that make Windows such a ripe environment for virus activity. Instead, Rob used the subtlety of a sledgehammer and produced something only a troll could be proud of.

      Elitism is only ONE of the faults of this so-called humor piece. But it does offer a chance to hash out this issue.

      Would you like it if your mechanic said, "I can't believe you don't know the difference between 10W30 and 10W40. You're obviously a moron."?
      ...
      Face it, folks, not everyone wants to be a computer expert.
      ...
      They just want to turn on their computer and have it work. And with any operating system, those same people will have to learn how to maintain it by applying patches (just like you have to maintain your car by taking it in for maintenance e very so often.)
      I'm willing to bet there ARE mechanics who scoff at those who don't know the difference. After all, its a basic bit of maintenance knowledge - hardly arcane knowledge. Heck, its even included in your vehicle operators manual. If you're going to do basic maintenance of your car yourself, you are going to have to tackle the difference in motor oil.

      But you don't have to do the maintenance yourself. There are plenty of places that do nothing BUT simple tuneups and oil changes. And judging from the number, it seems to be a fairly popular service. Of course, you DO have to be aware that the maintenance needs to be done.

      Computers are similar to motor vehicles. Both are complex systems that, over the years, have become simpler to operate. However, they both occasionally break and need unscheduled maintenance. And they both need regular maintenance. One can gain the knowledge, skills, and tools to maintain these systems oneself. Or one can find a knowledgeable friend or hire a professional.

      Unfortunately, these concepts are lost on the average computer user. They are faced with two opposing concepts that cloud this simple idea.

      First, our popular culture constantly pushes the concept of "computers are so complex and difficult that only especially gifted individuals will know anything about them." You find it in news headlines that gush "Local Computer Wizkid does [relatively simple malicious hack] Against [national agency] Computers!" National news figures professing computer illiteracy - imagine Ted Koppel lamenting that his son (or grandson) knew more about cars. And then there's an entire industry that promises to make computers "simple".

      And that's our opposing concept. The IT industry is full of products that promise to simplify the computing experience (witness the popularity of Microsoft products and AOL). Its a worthy cause. Computer systems have now become fairly easy for daily tasks. But unfortunately the message seems to be that computer systems have gained the characteristics of a toaster or VCR (Twelve O'Clock Flashers aside) rather than a motorized vehicle. This impression is entirely false.

      Today's automobile is fairly easy to use. However, there is still a rather complex system of traffic rules one has to learn to use one. And the underlying technology of the automobile is more and more complex. One must learn enough to perform basic maintenance or have it performed by another. Even then, these systems will occasionally fail and require an expert to repair. And we even have products from the automobile industry that have serious engineering flaws.

      Computer systems are very similar. However, we have the popular misconception of complexity that seems to cause many otherwise intelligent people to disengage their thought process when they get behind a keyboard/mouse. And we have an industry that profits from convincing the public that they don't need to bother to learn the basics of operating a computer to use one.

      It is little wonder enthusiasts and professionals become jaded when these two concepts create irate users demanding quick fixes to problems. Especially when some of these problems are their own doing or could have been solved themselves with the most basic knowledge and patience.

    10. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

      Erm. You have posters mixed up I think. I never said the bit about users not wanting to learn their computer or Linux users are more knowledgable. Anyhow...

      This article was not funny at all to me. I've been a Linux user for years and this is plain boring and trite. It might have been funny 5 years ago, but today it sounds like a broken record.

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    11. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      I really haven't noticed Windows/Mac users stereotyping Linux users, but maybe I'm reading the wrong sites. The linuxsucks seems to be written by Linux users themselves.. not Windows, etc. users.

      The article has a serious tone:
      As Windows apologists are fond of pointing out, Linux can't possibly compete with Windows until it can match it feature for feature, and then some. I hold out little hope of Linux ever matching Windows on the virus vulnerability front, so it looks like the old dream of Linux eventually overtaking Windows and becoming the world's most popular operating system will never come to pass.
      Note the author uses "Windows _apologists_" and then turns around and trys to claim (with humor) that Windows is superior. It's not entirely satire.
      I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Windows users love viruses, because they spread so many of them.
      "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that [insert country, favorite baseball team, etc.] people love viruses, because they spread so many of them." This just isn't funny at all. The nature of viruses is they travel undetected. You don't knowingly pass viruses (willingly or not). Would you willingly pass viruses, if you could? No, because that would be _stupid_. There is an implied stupidity on the Windows' users going on here. It is not the literal words, but the tone of the author that makes it most elitist.
      There's not "elitism" involved, just regular old inter-group competition. It's natural and normal.
      Perhaps that is part of the problem. You and others think it is normal behavior.. and it is because you believe it to be. That doesn't mean it _should_ be that way, or that it is normal to other people. I don't find this article amusing in the least bit. If I moved to the Windows/Mac communities, would I constantly be reminded of Linux stereotypes? I seriously doubt it. The impression I get from other OS communities is they are concerned with themselves and aren't worried about what others are doing.
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    12. Re:Poor example of humor. by SteelX · · Score: 2

      I agree with you totally. I'm a big opensource freak and I consider myself a power user and probably in Roblimo's "smart" category, but I will never, ever force Linux or down anybody's throat. I've seen too many geeks pushing Linux-ish stuff down Windows users' throats, like proposing stuff like LaTeX for secretaries (!!!), vi for non-UNIX users, and the like. People will definitely be put off by such behavior.

      I respect Windows users and their wishes. Although I won't use it much myself, if others would like to use Windows, I've no problem with that.

      Another bad attitude among the open source community is to assume that everyone has enough time for everything. "Normal" users are used to "click, click, click, it's installed".. not "./configure; make.. oh wait, something stuffed, hold on.. vi file.c.. darn, wget http://new-version, etc etc".

      And even as a Linux user, I do get "pushed" by other Linux users to use a certain app too. Once I was trying to draw a diagram in a hurry, and because I wasn't familiar with Linux diagramming tools, I used Smartdraw for Windows. A fellow Linux user came by, scoffed at the fact I was using some Windows software, and pushed me to use xfig. Of all things! xfig is so bloody primitive and totally not the right tool for the job. He then recommended Dia which was not up to the job too. I could've produced the same diagram, but it would take probably 2 to 3 times the time I would've taken using Smartdraw. So I can imagine how those Windows users would've felt.

      No one wants to hear "Ewww!! You're using Windows?! That piece of junk??" anymore than we want to hear "Eww! You're using Linux?! That piece of junk??" So, please. Respect the wishes of other users. If they wanna use Windows, let them. If they wanna use a Mac, let them. If you like to drive with a manual transmission, you don't want to be forced to drive an auto, right?

    13. Re:Poor example of humor. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Screw vi or EMACS! Use pico! (or nano for the GNU-minded)

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    14. Re:Poor example of humor. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      People who are not in a "group" ALWAYS get offended by a groups jokes. Just like I get offended by "jocks" who can't believe my life doesnt revolve around baseball..And then they go on to the "non-jock" jokes. Who cares?

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    15. Re:Poor example of humor. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      The example of making a non-*NIX user use vi is a bad one. VERY few people are native vi users (especialy on /.).You had to start w/ something. Sure, vi is more arcane then Notepad, but damn is it powerful.When I am forced to use windows, I by default go to Start..Run. md and type vi! Ever type ESC :wq in notepad? I have.Plenty of times.No matter what UNIX system I am at, I can pretty much guarantee that vi will be installed.

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    16. Re:Poor example of humor. by shepd · · Score: 2

      >That's called elitism, and it actually alienates people.

      Yup, it does alienate people. That's the point. If you have a group of people who are all at a minimum skill level who are not interested in working alongside people of a lower, or non-existant skill level its a very effective way of keeping them out.

      For example, telling these jokes in the server room keeps button pushing morons (yup, I said the word) out. Good thing, too.

      As far as it being elitism, you're totally correct. Just as the Cable Guy will get the cable installed extra fast for someone who knows enough not to do certain things that would ruin the cable, he'll take longer (and, due to time constraints) do a poorer job for someone he expects to break it anyways.

      Its human nature, and in this case its not a particularly bad thing either. It gives people an incentive to improve upon their skillsets and broaden their horizons.

      >There are plenty of other ways to joke about Linux and viruses than to stereotype a group (Windows' users) as having a low IQ.

      Sure, but they aren't as effective in ensuring those people you don't want to associate with stay away, are they?

      >Perhaps the reason people claim Linux is a religion or for fanatics is because they are alienated by crap like this.

      And this a bad thing... why?

      If you can't have an open mind to a community then you'll find you'll be eaten alive in it.

      Elitism is only wrong when its done maliciously against attributes people cannot, or should not change (such as [but not limited to] race or disability).

      An OS is something you can change, and if one has such a thin skin they can't take a jibe or two from someone on the opposite side of the fence on such a light issue perhaps they have some personal issues to deal with first?

      >I've been in whatever this "Linux community" is for a number of years now and I'm feeling increasingly alienated. There is too much negativity towards Microsoft and too much seriousness about Linux for the masses.

      Well, I would humbly suggest you're just looking in the wrong places. If you want to use windows and Linux equally, why not join in with people making Linux-Windows compatibility software, like Win4Lin, Wine, Codeweavers, Bochs and VmWare?

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    17. Re:Poor example of humor. by rifter · · Score: 2

      I really haven't noticed Windows/Mac users stereotyping Linux users, but maybe I'm reading the wrong sites.

      Yes, you have been reading the wrong sites. The obvious example is on slashdot, indeed in this very article. But also there are numerous disparaging remarks made on windows sites like microsoft.com, c|net, etc. I wonder what OS they use?

      But Windows and Mac Users are not the only people to react negatively to what they see as the Linux hype. BSD Users can be nasty too. In fact I seem to recall you used not to be allowed to connect your IRC server to any of the IRC networks if you were using Linux instead of BSD, for various stated reasons, but mainly because the BSD guys did not like linux.

    18. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      I dunno.. I look at those sites and see either bias because of corporate interests (microsoft.com) which really has no reason to be objectionable, or sites which attempt to be objectionable like cnet.com. I read an OS faceoff type article about Mac vs. Linux and the article had a person from each side arguing what made their OS better at certain things. And then I attempted to look at user comments at cnet.com and found this little bit:
      [...] and while you're at it everyone should at least TRY Mandrake 8.2. Even simpleminded Windows Bots can manage this distro. Dual boot for awhile and you'll end up a convert eventually. I did and I was a Windidiot for years.
      and then..
      Yes, but not all of us Windidiot's want to convert to being arrogant Penguin-Thumpers...
      I don't see many people on Slashdot seriously pushing Windows, Mac, etc. I also read linuxisforbitches.com:
      I don't have an issue with Linux so much as the user base it attracts.
      Sounds like the author was alienated to me...
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    19. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      Okay, but this article is mocking Windows users while at the same time wanting Linux for the masses:
      [...] it looks like the old dream of Linux eventually overtaking Windows and becoming the world's most popular operating system will never come to pass
      Perhaps it will remain an "old dream" and become even older if Linux advocates continue to stereotype the userbase needed to achieve their dream. You don't hope for mass Linux acceptance and at the same time bash the future users. It just doesn't work that way. Users do not come from a magic hole in the sky. They will come from Windows, Mac, etc.
      Elitism is only wrong when its done maliciously against attributes people cannot, or should not change
      So in some magical way this is different from people who have to use Windows for specific applications? If they depend on MS Office, what you are saying is they should remain stereotyped as stupid Windows users?
      An OS is something you can change, and if one has such a thin skin they can't take a jibe or two from someone on the opposite side of the fence on such a light issue perhaps they have some personal issues to deal with first?
      This isn't a "jibe or two." This is a constant onslaught of negativity towards Microsoft and their userbase. It was funny the first time someone used "Micro$oft" or "M$." It is completely immature and redundant now.
      Well, I would humbly suggest you're just looking in the wrong places. If you want to use windows and Linux equally
      Erm. I don't use Windows.
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    20. Re:Poor example of humor. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Perhaps it will remain an "old dream" and become even older if Linux advocates continue to stereotype the userbase needed to achieve their dream.

      Sure, it could. But the fact remains that a LOT of us don't want users using Linux unless they have a clue. Put simply -- stupid people will make Linux look bad. They'll do dumb things like logging in as root, for example, deleting everything, and then blame the O/S for not having a "recycle bin". Then the next possible convert, who may have just a little more clue than that will hear the stupid user scream about how horrible Linux is and we'll lose out on someone else.

      For certain people, the future of Linux remains better if they don't try it. Its like the 2-10 rule of management. A happy customer will probably tell two people about the product. An unhappy customer, though, will probably tell ten people about how horrible the product is.

      I think the elitism is helping keep those people who have no business running Linux away, and I think its a good thing.

      >Users do not come from a magic hole in the sky. They will come from Windows, Mac, etc.

      I think the users ready for Linux will give it a try despite the elitism and once they do they'll be ready for the power of Linux, and they'll never look back at their toy operating system.

      >So in some magical way this is different from people who have to use Windows for specific applications?

      Very much so. They can get the same job elsewhere, for example. Or they can create a new application if they are willing to put enough effort in (anyone can program if they put in the time). Or they can talk with the employer.

      There are a multitude of non-discriminatory ways of avoiding software elitism so I don't consider it a particularly bad or damaging thing (unless you are Bill Gates, in which case you could consider it personal). Not to mention the fact that unlike racism, being a windows user doesn't make you feel uncomfortable walking in the park, it doesn't get you beat up at night, and it doesn't prevent you from getting another job (unless the employer requires Linux as a skill).

      >If they depend on MS Office, what you are saying is they should remain stereotyped as stupid Windows users?

      If they depend on MS Office then they need to try the alternatives. Unlike your race, which you can't change unless you're as unlucky as Michael Jackson, you can change office suites at any time of the day. Well, that's assuming you have an employer that embraces new ideas. If you don't, perhaps its time you stop working for the conformity factory? :-)

      >This is a constant onslaught of negativity towards Microsoft and their userbase.

      I know. It says something, does it.

      It either says that most all Linux users refuse to "admit" windows is better, or we, as a group, would prefer that people come into using Linux 100%, rather than just try it out and bitch and moan that simple tasks are somehow hard (that's what you get for going about something halfassed!).

      >Erm. I don't use Windows.

      Well hey, what're you worried about?

      Perhaps if you did use it you might discover it is as bad, if not worse than what you've heard all us elitists saying.

      What I'm getting at is that if a company makes a cheap nail that shatters when hit by a hammer, the users who continue to use those nails deserve to get insulted by us that use the quality nails. IMHO, if you do something stupid and continue to do it without ever reconsidering your position on what you're doing, you're just asking for it...

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    21. Re:Poor example of humor. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      Negativity is still negativity. I know very well Windows' faults. I know the nature of Microsoft (and corporate business in general). Don't you ever get tired of people bashing Windows and MS? If Linux is so good, then it should stand on its own. You shouldn't need to bring Windows, MS, or their user base down to make Linux look good. There seems to be more talk about MS in the Linux community than Linux itself.
      Sure, it could. But the fact remains that a LOT of us don't want users using Linux unless they have a clue. Put simply -- stupid people will make Linux look bad. They'll do dumb things like logging in as root, for example, deleting everything, and then blame the O/S for not having a "recycle bin".
      Instead of making people new to Linux uncomfortable and unwelcome, I would instead _teach_ them how Linux works and how it differs from other systems. For the most part, people using Windows take for granted that an OS even exists. Many assume that the OS is a part of the computer and don't realize that many abstractions are placed over the hardware that can differ between OSs.

      Users use an OS for the applications. To tell someone they must find alternatives, or *gasp* develop entire applications is actually working around faults and limitations with the OS itself. Ever consider that perhaps Windows users are using Windows because it _works for them_? And they don't need Linux. Yet the technical elitists of the Linux community always feel the need to take a stab at Windows, MS, and Windows users and pressure people into trying Linux. Just because someone puts up with Windows technical problems does not make them stupid.
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    22. Re:Poor example of humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should I begin by saying that calling people "morons" because these people don't immediately reformat their computer and install Linux is a bit of a stretch?

      People aren't morons for not running Linux.

      They're morons for running Windows.

      They weren't morons for running Windows in 1990, because they didn't know, and it wasn't reasonable to expect them to know better.

      They are morons for running Windows in 2002, because they should know better. It's not like not knowing the difference between motor oil weights. It's more like not knowing that a 1973 Pinto will explode, and not knowing what traffic lights are for. It's like emptying a bottle clearly labelled "Cyanide" into the Koolaide and then drinking it. It is totally ridiculous. You don't have to be 31337 d00d to know about Microsoft. To not know about Microsoft, you have to have lived in a cave for the last 15 years, with your fingers in your ears humming really loud with your eyes clenched shut.

      Somewhere in the last 12 years, they crossed the line from innocent victim, to negligent collaberating accomplice. They went from being valid complainers about The Problem, to being Part of The Problem.

      That's why they're morons. There isn't any reason to run Windows anymore. It's either stupidity or malice.

      Fuck 'em.

  32. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, pay $XXXXX for a no warranty bugs-non-free security patch for a fucked-up system,

    It can be called more-advanced-sophisticated-reselling-no-warranty policy

  33. Yeah, good read by SetupWeasel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Blah blah blah Windows bad.
    Blah blah blah Linux good.
    Blah blah blah idiots use Windows.

    CmdrTaco posted this? I'm so shocked!

    This article is not satire, is not it original, nor is it well written.

    I wish I could moderate CmdrTaco down for being a troll just once.

    SetupWeasel

  34. "That other operating system" by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

    An OS with 95% of the desktop market is "that other operating system".. ok.

    When most people, including most people on slashdot, run windows, I dont think you can call it "that other operating system".

    1. Re:"That other operating system" by dgym · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, it hardly operates at all.

      I for one would prefer if people would instead refer to it as 'the thing that shall not be named' as the title makes no assumptions, does not encroach on any several thousand year old technologies (I think that before the Romans put glass in them, windows were more of a hole in the wall than the true window experience they are now) and is dark and gloomy enough to reflect all those works forever lost by those forgetting to save every 10 minutes.

      As to the virii, I wish Linux was as secure as all that, but as others have pointed out there are a fair number of exploitable suid-root programs with the average large distribution.

      I had a read about HURD's security system a few months back and it looks a lot more promising than the traditional UNIX model (something about starting with no permisions and working your way up, rather than starting with all permisions and dropping them for your typical root service). It should be interesting to see if the new ideas work out in the long run, or whether the 30 year old security model will once again show that it got that old for a reason.

    2. Re:"that other operating system" by daveman_1 · · Score: 1

      By chance-- are you a troll?

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    3. Re:"that other operating system" by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Hmm...I've been using USB on Linux for around 2 years. I can burn CDS, watch DVDS and browse the web at the same time on Linux. My digital camera is in /mnt/camera.Has been that way for years.

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  35. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    No.
    Get a copy of Excel and run it on Linux.

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  36. Longing for more like this! by Bollie · · Score: 2

    Ever since segfault's demise, I've been longing for articles like this. Sorry slashdot, but sometimes fake news just don't match up to the real thing.

    Howz about some of yous guys start a fake news site (preferably not sponsored by our dear friends from Redmond).

  37. no viruses for Unix, eh? by meshko · · Score: 1

    There was the famous Internet Worm which infected a bunch of different Unix versions. Pretty famous story. There was the famous DoS attack on Yahoo and Ebay. Was it mounted from Windows boxes?

    Stupid article, if you ask me.

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    1. Re:no viruses for Unix, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      morris worm 1988!!!!!!!
      STill waiting for the ONE to whack unix systems as
      badly as klez,nimdba,melissa, iloveyou, and on ane
      on and on and on and on and on and ON whacked MS.
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      All I can say is that unix is vulnerable to viruses
      the same as a healthy person is vulnerable to a cold.
      It happens but its not fatal.
      Windows is vulnerable to a virus the way someone
      with HIV is vulnerable. Death is imminent unless
      drastic steps are taken. Bubble boy

  38. The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Keep religious crap of this board. The MSFT stuff is bad enough.

    It's like a black guy wanting to be a jewish.

    1. Re:The Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, there ARE black jewish people.

  39. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by RedGuard · · Score: 1

    The operating system provides the mechanisms
    for security (and Windows NT/2K/XP does) but
    this doesn't help if applications don't make
    use of the mechanisms, by insisting on running
    in a privileged mode for example. Just the same
    problem can exist on UNIX systems.

  40. Safety of Linux by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    OK. Linux is not that safe from certain types of viruses (such as the lion worm, etc).

    In all fairness, saying that there are Linux viruses is like saying that the Concept virus was a Windows virus. I am not aware of any Linux virus (that attacks the system using vulnerabilities presented by the Linux kernel). Usually other programs are the source of the risk.

    The issue of security from viruses is similar to the issue of security from hackers. It is a never-ending battle, and network services are points of attack. Some pieces of software are better than others at controllign the degree of compromise resulting from their failures. That is all.

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  41. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Disevidence · · Score: 2

    Do any of the mods (besides the first mod) have any humour section in their brain? Mod parent Up!

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  42. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by DrugCheese · · Score: 1


    People that have only drank Bargs Rootbeer always says its the best before even trying IBC Rootbeer (which is the best). I cant stand people that do that, why don't you try them both before spouting out worthless opinions. And if you can't figure out how to open the bottle to try it then we don't want your opinion.

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  43. Am I the only one here not laughing? by boa13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here we go again! Let's laugh at people who think "that Bill Gates deserves their money", let's laugh at people who buy anti-viruses, let's laugh at Windows while we're at it, and of course, let's praise our wonderful unbreakable operating system. Ah! This virus fails to infect me, viruses are so uneffective against l33t linux! Nobody can root me, nobody can root me!

    Am I the only one not laughing? Am I the only one watching with, not fear, but interest and attention, the great innovations being done in the field of the Linux viruses?

    We have a virus that can infect both Linux and Windows binaries. A virus that can try to infect a Linux box from a Windows box. A virus that is extremely hard to detect and destroy on Windows. Sure, it doesn't work well enough, yet. It's, after all, only the third generation virus. But it is nevertheless a great technical achievement, a new milestone release, a step towards havoc.

    When these viruses will be able to infect a Linux partition from a Windows partition, or a Windows partition from a Linux partition, each time bypassing the security and anti-virus of the operating system it is infecting - hey, the OS is not even running! - will you laugh that much? Nobody can root you? And what about a virus that has ext2-level access to your root partition? Yes, from Windows? Who is 100% Windows-free? Who never has two OSes on the same machine?

    Virus authors are showing are growing interest to Linux, and as more and more viruses are able to spread on Linux, more and more anti-viruses Linux will need. You might not like it, but it seems unavoidable to me. And if you really hate the anti-virus companies, start an open-source project. Now.

    Let's come back to this discussion in a couple of years. And we'll see if you were right to laugh. I hope so. I don't believe it.

    1. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by dvNull · · Score: 2, Redundant

      If my dual boot machine infects my Linux box from a windows run script the fault still lies with Windows, not Linux/BSD/Solaris or whatever*nix I am running.

      Then again I dont dual boot. I have 2 machines, 1 for windows and 1 for Linux and so far neither have been infected.

      dvNuLL

    2. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by BryceH · · Score: 1

      "Who never has two OSes on the same machine?"

      uh me.. why ruin a perfectly good machine that way. i think a better question is - why the hell would anyone dual boot when hardware (especially hardware that will run *nix/bsd) is so so so dirt cheap?

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    3. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      Let's come back to this discussion in a couple of years. And we'll see if you were right to laugh. I hope so. I don't believe it.

      I think that you're entirely right about returning to the discussion in a few years. Yet it's quotes like this that make me wonder why so many people are calling this article FUD. The reality right now is that there are thousands of Windows viruses, and about a dozen Linux ones (none of which spread very well on Linux). Making fun of how Windows users suffer from viruses may be short-sighted, but it's not FUD -- Windows users do suffer from viruses far more than Linux users, and anti-virus software is a necessity on a Windows machine (but not on a Linux one). That's just reality (assuming we're all in the year 2002, anyway). As you said, in a few years Linux may have a virus problem, but that implies that it doesn't right now, which is basically correct.

    4. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by boa13 · · Score: 1

      If my dual boot machine infects my Linux box from a windows run script the fault still lies with Windows, not Linux/BSD/Solaris or whatever*nix I am running.

      If my dual boot machine infects my Linux box from a windows run script I don't care with which the fault lies. I am infected, and very annoyed.

      Then again I dont dual boot.

      So much so good. I for one dual boot, and I know lots of people do, and will for the forseeable future.

    5. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I have been 100% Microsoft free since 1997!I havent dual booted in a LONG time. I just get a cheap box and install a new system and ssh in. I guarantee I'm not the only one. There is nothing I need Windows for.

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    6. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When these viruses will be able to infect a Linux partition from a Windows partition, or a Windows partition from a Linux partition, each time bypassing the security and anti-virus of the operating system it is infecting - hey, the OS is not even running! - will you laugh that much? Nobody can root you? And what about a virus that has ext2-level access to your root partition? Yes, from Windows? Who is 100% Windows- free? Who never has two OSes on the same machine?

      ? I was not aware of any default Windows OS install that included an ext2 (or ReiserFS, or...) filesystem module; how is a Windows virus supposed to access that Linux partition if Windows can't even see it?..the virus accesses the drive's partition table and mounts the ext2 itself using its own filesystem code, or what?..

    7. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      > And what about a virus that has ext2-level access > to your root partition?

      I agree that this is a possibility.. hm.. all you'd need is an ext2 filesystem driver, and, hey, is that not open-source? :9 - of course, porting it to windows is another thing altogether.

      And, another thing. Once a machine is infected, it does not matter which of the 2 OSes is the infected one. I still has to use the network to spread. So, this kind of thing does not have any effect on the speed of spreading. It does, however make such viri potentially more damaging.

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    8. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      well, there are applications such as ex2explore that let you write, read, change attributes, etc, from ext2 partitons. the application is pretty small (i think around 85k) and the source code is available. seeing how the stupid klez attachments that get mailed to me several times a day are around 150k, i could see a small virus with this ext2 code in it spreading quite easily.

    9. Re:Am I the only one here not laughing? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      uh me.. why ruin a perfectly good machine that way. i think a better question is - why the hell would anyone dual boot when hardware (especially hardware that will run *nix/bsd) is so so so dirt cheap?

      Because desk space isn't cheap. And neither is either a rack, or the space to put it.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  44. Eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really a humor-filled satire, on first glance. More like another bitter "why doesn't everyone use Linux like me" article from Robin (not that I would have suspected anyone else). I suppose you could call it extremely blatant, utterly obvious sarcasm, but satire would be putting it on a pedestal.

  45. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by thuresson · · Score: 1

    There are in fact more evidence: one popular distribution is called Mandrake, a word with many devilish connotations. Another is Red Hat; guess who's hat and why the color is red.

  46. "That Other Operating System" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Mr. Taco was referring to OpenBSD.

  47. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by RedGuard · · Score: 2, Informative

    NT has privileges (so users don't need to be
    root to do certain operations), access control
    lists for all objects, more than 32 groups for a
    user, impersonation (so a server can take on the
    identity of a connecting user and do operations
    on their behalf).

  48. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, but you can make a special user account that only has the privileges the application(s) need. Let them run local only, with difficult PW's. And, you can always set a service not to "interact with the desktop".

    my 2 cents....

  49. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    That's a mighty big we.
    Don't forget that there is more than one kind of root beer. I can even make my own. That doesn't mean that I get mad when people prefer a particular kind of root beer. I just don't like it when they think that because they like what they like that I haven't tried, and dismissed, their brand of choice.

    Oh, and there's no g in Barq's

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  50. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except some programs WILL NOT run without admin rights. They require them to run.

  51. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    You dismiss my brand of choice and say its inferior to yours. You cannot say that without trying them both. I can since I have tried them both. Yours sucks ;)

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  52. The word of the day is FUD. by bons · · Score: 4, Interesting
    FUD, aka, Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt.

    We've seen a lot of it over the years from Microsoft and other major companies, but the people who once used to rally it no longer carry it on their news sites, but they actually have become a source of FUD as well.

    OK. So this was posted as humor. But somehow it didn't read as humor. It read as an article that claims you need to spend money to prevent viruses on Windows while you could run a virus free linux system by just pumping an 80 IQ.

    On Windows you're likely to get a virus from one of two places, either installing software or running software that allows scripts in it's data files.

    Both of these are easy enough to defend against, however, it's seems like it's not in the best interest of the Linux community to let that be known. A little Fear, a little Uncertainty, a little Doubt is a much better weapon.

    And when it's over, the truth is that had this been presented as a factual article on how simple it is to remain Virus Free on a Linux system, it wouldn't have even been read by many, nevermind submitted to Slashdot.

    After all, FUD sells. It just doesn't make me proud to belong to the community selling it.

    1. Re:The word of the day is FUD. by reflective+recursion · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Exactly. Not only did Rob misspell the virus name (it's actually Simile--not Smile) but this article is not even satirical. When I think of satire I think of Dave Barry. These writers need to really work on their craft. As an example of how this could have gone:
      Linux Catches a Cold

      Linux anti-virus companies have been incredibly busy this past week. "Yessir... we have had to decrease our table tennis time by nearly 10 minutes to accomodate our customer's needs this week," says Roger, project manager at Linux Virus-Be-Gone. "We almost had to outsource our development because we were afraid that our main developer would not be out of school, er, free at that time, but in the end he pulled through," Roger added.

      "It was a tough one to crack, I'll say that," Chris, main developer at Linux Virus-Be-Gone opined. "For the first ten minutes I didn't have a clue how to operate the virus," claims Chris. "Then I discovered that you had to login as root to start the magic It was all downhill from there."
      I'm not a writer, but you get the idea. If it was funny I wouldn't gripe, but this just sounds like Linux bigotry.
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    2. Re:The word of the day is FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word of the DAY?

      Hell, FUD's been running rampant on /. for YEARS.

  53. Penguin rape! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  54. Windows has great security! by taernim · · Score: 1

    I don't understand what you're talking about!

    By not releasing their source code, Windows in impenetrable! There's no possible way to know how their systems work without releasing the code behind it.

    Next thing you know, people will be saying the operating system crashes all the time!

    Silly people!

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    1. Re:Windows has great security! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the thing is linux doesn't have as many security problems is because of the fact that it doesn't have a bunch of windows users who have a fucking clue what they are doing making viruses for it. linuix is no more secure than win95. your all morons. i run linux on about half my machines. It has just as many holes if not more than windows.

  55. Symantec trying to break into the Linux market? by Petronius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It wouldn't surprise me if *they* wrote that stupid worm.

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  56. Call me ignorant if you like. by Ignorant+Cocksucker · · Score: 1
    But I don't see why the article has a go at Microsoft. Its not as if Linux is any more secure after all. The only way to ensure complete security is to follow Theo De Raadt's approach of actively auditing the code, which has made OpenBSD 3.1 the most secure OS in the world.

    Not that I have anything against Linux, but we can't afford to be smug about security issues.

  57. Agreed. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    I've been a techie for many years, but have shied away from Linux. Sure, I've used an old version of Slackware as a Web server or as an IP masquerader here and there, but never tried to use it as a workstation.

    The other week, I decided to give it a go. I put a Redhat 7.0 (the latest Linux I had in the house at the time) CD in and got on with it. Very very easy setup! Less hassle than Windows, and certainly quicker. Copying files seemed to take longer, but, you've gotta remember that Windows spends at least 20 minutes restarting itself and setting up all sorts of crap after the files are copied.

    So, yeah, I'm no Linux zealot, but they've come along in leaps and bounds on the interface front. Although.. I had to edit a few config files to get my network card working, so it's not for a typical user either JUST yet..

    1. Re:Agreed. by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      I had similar problems with RH 7.0 about 3 months ago when I installed it to a Compaq Deskpro EN PIII 1.0GHz with a plain vanilla 3Com 3C905C network card. It took me some time to get eth0 up and running.

      So, when 7.3 came out, I decided to give that a shot and see if it would work any better with my NIC. Sure enough, Anaconda found it and auto-configured for DHCP. So the moral of the story? Get 7.3, I guess. I mean, it's not like you have to pay for it.

      Of course, I still haven't figured out how to get the Deskpro's on-board audio working, 7.3 or no. Compaq's website wasn't much help, and I couldn't find anything about it on Red Hat Network. Anybody else out there with nudges in the right direction?

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  58. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    Well, now, lessee...I've used DOS, Windows 3.11, Windows95, Windows98, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows XP Home Edition, Windows XP Professional, FreeBSD 4.5, and Mandrake Linux 8.2

    Yes, I've used a good number of Windows packages, and not too many Unix variants. I've also only used a pathetic newbie distro like Mandrake. Such is life.

    I run a smallish website that sees a fair amount of traffic. I use a SQL Server backend with IIS serving - I've had it running on Apache and PHP and it sucked. Mod_Perl was just plain evil. I thought about using MySQL, but I have actual respect for my data. PostgreSQL was an option, but I wasn't in the mood to fuck with it.
    I'm happy. Maybe a thousand people a day hit the site, spend some time there, and get what they need. No one has broken in and no data has been vaporized.

    Slashdot got me all hot and bothered to run an Open Source OS. I installed FreeBSD and set up IBM's DB2 (using Linux binary compatibility) under a development license. I hated it.
    I switched to Mandrake, which was pretty, and I hated it.

    I realized that I actually liked the setup I was running, and quit blowing my free time on screwing around with the clones.
    Funny thing, though - I am currently partitioning a spare laptop to use as a FreeBSD development station. I spent the morning browsing Postgres, and decided to take a crack at some development.

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  59. Two Things Will Undo Linux Security by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. The steady transition of Linux from a "geeks only" OS to a corporate mainstay. This will make Linux a more appealing target.

    2. The arrogance of those who think that Linux isn't vulnerable.

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    1. Re:Two Things Will Undo Linux Security by imnoteddy · · Score: 1

      I can relate to this. I'm a Mac user, and for about two years there were 0 new Mac viruses. I knew Macs were on the way back when we got a new virus.

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  60. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By far, Virgil's is the best. Check out www.bevnet.com for details if you've never heard of it before.

  61. Slashdot favors Linux by visualight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When are you (people) going to understand that /. is openly and deliberately biased towards Linux and open source? This is something you should accept or go away to some Windows forum. The majority of /. readers/posters are people who have already made up their mind that Linux is superior in many ways to Windows. Also, there are enough grandmothers and small children using linux that I think it's safe to say that if you can't use it you are a moron/lame.

    Undastando?

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    1. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by visualight · · Score: 2

      Exactly how is my response to the parent "flamebait"?

      Point (1), the majority of /. readers/posters are biased toward Linux and Open Source. Is this not true?

      If the above is true then is it safe to say that these same people have made up their minds that Linux and Open Source is superior in many ways than Windows and closed source?

      Are there not numerous examples of grandmothers and small children (there's an 11 y/o girl in my house that can install Suse w/ no problems. She is of average intellingence) who use linux? If and adult cannot perform a task so simple a child can do it then is there a problem with labeling that person a moron/lame?

      The entire purpose of the post is to point out that

      1)Slashdot is biased and said bias is based on facts and experience. Whenever someone makes a statement that /. users are biased the reply should be "So?"

      2)To counter the assertion that Linux is more difficult to use than Windows. It is not.

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    2. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your logic is flawed, dipshit.

      Many people can operate Windows.

      People you deem of average intelligence have been able to use Linux.

      However, with this, it's still an open question if Linux is more difficult to use than Windows.

      Your logic merely implies that if forced to do so, people of average intelligence using Windows could handle using Linux. This doesn't mean that you can say Linux is on par in difficulty with Windows. Windows is obviously easier and has more applications than Linux, there's no incentive for people to switch.

    3. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent: Linux is too difficult for end users

      The reply: there are enough grandmothers and small children using linux...-note- this implies that people of below average intelligence can and do use Linux.

      Your statement: Windows is obviously easier and has more applications than Linux.

      reply: Linux is obviously easier and has more applications than Windows.

      and lastly; ..."dipshit"? If you want to insult someone be a little creative, original. Try something like this:

      Your mother threw out the baby and raised the after birth didn't she?

      Or re-watch Full Metal Jacket. There are numerous ready to use insults like "Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that."

    4. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      As a permanent BSD user (workstation/server everything) I have to say windows is alot harder than BSD.

      I spent well over 30 minuites trying to figure out how to get my network setup in WinXP when I tried it, and I couldn't for the life of me get IP masqurading to work. These are basic functions of the network stack, and they should take no longer than 3 webpages to figure out.

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    5. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there not numerous examples of grandmothers and small children (there's an 11 y/o girl in my house that can install Suse w/ no problems. She is of average intellingence) who use linux?

      Sorry to break the news to you, but she's never going to have sex.

    6. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. I see Windows as a much more rigid system than Linux. IOW, it makes some things very easy (the tasks that the programmers expected end users to be doing) and other things impossible (most everything else). Linux, being more flexible, probably is generally harder to deal with, but there's no steep wall in the learning curve (except arguably at the beginning).

      So the question of "Is Linux or Windows more difficult" is less an either or question, and more of a zen koan.

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    7. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I gave my neighbors kids a PC for christmas. I installed Mandrake on it. (mainly so if they need support I can just ssh in and fix it.). They are 8 and 12 yrs old. I have YET to have them tell me something doesnt work or they are confused about something. This is their FIRST computer. The 12 yr old uses WIndows at school sometimes. I hear complaints about the schools computers, but not her own. It may be an isolated incident, however....

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    8. Re:Slashdot favors Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they probably found out that they can't play the games thier friends talk about and never even use the computer. it's probably in a closet somewhere because thier friends were laughing too much that they had an "old" computer (linux looks old to the inexperienced)

  62. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  63. Poor example, period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Or should I wonder aloud how Roblimo would like programmers to make money if not by making useful utilities like virus scanners?

    Exactly. And how would firemen make money if they didn't have devastating three-alarm fires to put out? Nobody ever thinks this through when they talk about improving building code.

  64. seriously folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy this ignorance. There are 100s of local exploits on linux and even a few local exploits on OpenBSD discovered every year. All this dude had to do was add in a priveledge escalation attack, and boom it's a full-fledged linux virus. But it was merely a proof of concept of a virus that A) is hard to detect and B) is cross-platform. Get your heads out of your asses, this means something. It means you are no longer safe from viruses just because you run linux. Not that you ever were - this only means that virus writers have begun to look at linux machines as possible targets.

    Use tripwire, folks.

    1. Re:seriously folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea how much less a threat a local
      exploit is compared to the fruit stand approach MS
      has had for designing operating systems.
      Give the customer what they want. Yes Yes we may lose
      a few apples to shoplifters but the majority of
      customers will keep coming back.
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      the game is over. I don't care what OS you run and
      noone can argue with that fact. There is so little
      news on the unix side, that local exploits are
      treated with same fanfare as remote exploits on MS.

  65. Main differnece is philosphy by smcavoy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unix was designed from the begining as a multi-user system, in which security was needed. Windows was designed as an easy to use consumer OS, then security was needed as it grew. Securing an already existing system always leaves room for gapping holes. Security isn't just another buzzword, but I'm sure the Microsoft Marketing jugrnaut will make it one soon. "Windows .NET Server, now with Added security!"

    1. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by lcde · · Score: 1

      I would have to totally agree.

      That is why linux is sitting here trying to play catch up in the Desktop world that we live in. While, as I feel, Windows is trying to play catch up in the server/security world.

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    2. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by reflective+recursion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You would be correct, but only if security was an absolute. It is not.

      What does it mean to "be secure?" It is easy to spew common *ix security logic when that is all you know and think about when security is the topic. You have to take a step back to understand the nature of security.

      I'm rusty on *ix history, but I'm fairly certain security was never a top priority of the original Unix, until later. If you check up I'm sure you will find that security actually _was_ added to *ix on a as-needed basis.

      As an example consider this: until fairly recently (mid to late '90s) denial-of-service was not a threat. *ix admins everywhere had to rush to turn off common "safe" services such as ping, finger, etc. as a result of what they believed was security.

      The _biggest_ threat will always come unannounced and from a never suspected "location." What *ix has for security is simply barriers for the patterned attacks. Security has been a buzzword of sorts long before Microsoft--and will continue to be a "buzzword" as long as people foolishly believe that security is an absolute.

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    3. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      I've used Unix v.6 (The first production UNIX) and Unix v.7 in real production work (The data collection system of Soviet time and frequency etalon copy) and can confirm that the protection primitives (file attributes, login system, ownership rights a.s.o.) were basically the same as in FreeBSD I use now.

      And the second: any GOOD protection model should GRANT, not DENY. The client should PROVE it's rights IN ORDER to gain access to the resource (Such as Unix does). The system that DENIES access is always subject to threat that was not included to the denial list.

      Desinfection. Desindoctrination. Defenestration.

    4. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      Still, there was a philosophy going on of openness--the stuff that RMS speaks of. Everyone generally trusted each other and security was not a serious issue at the time. Take a look here.
      In November 1988, Robert Tappan Morris released the infamous "Internet worm" that corrupted thousands of net-connected machines overnight.
      [...]
      The worm exposed a Pandora's Box of vulnerabilities in UNIX, including bugs in the venerable sendmail and finger programs. It also exploited the concept of "trusted hosts" in UNIX
      [...]
      Beyond it's immediate impact on infected systems, the worm called into question the "open lab" approach to UNIX security, which maximizes resource-sharing and trusting cooperation at the expense of formal security controls.
      The result of this was the formation of the CERT organization. What I'm getting at is that *ix security methods have evolved very much, just like Windows security methods will. Overall, there is no silver bullet. Just as no one saw the internet worm coming, or the first wave of DoS attacks, no one will see the next serious security issue. Until it's too late. Every security measure taken is always the result of a security breach. Or the _perceived_ security breach, which usually fits a pattern. For example, the advice you gave about not trusting the client is fairly new security "common sense" and is the result of many security breaches via client spoofing and manipulation. Back in '88 I doubt such security axioms existed, as they do today. I myself am a little worried that one day someone will come along and turn everything everyone knows about security upside-down.. and many people will be sitting idly by with their "secure" *ix box thinking they are perfectly safe, but maybe I'm just a tad paranoid.
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    5. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      Once more.

      The Morris worm was a result of assumption that the Internet is safe (It was early enough for Internet hosts to be rare and well-guarded things). When Morris worm was found the holes were quickly plugged since the underlying security model allowed so. The buffer owerflows are BUGS, not DESIGN FLAWS. The R-utilities are just R-shell over the security kernel that to that moment withstood about 15 years of LOCAL hacking.

      Now, compare it with Windows where the security is NOT builtin; moreover, the security is made a victim to ease-of use: Click attachment to start a worm.

      And the User saw the Windows that was desired because it makes Knowledge not needed.

    6. Re:Main differnece is philosphy by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
      Bugs? Just like stealing /etc/passwd and cracking passwords and then logging in through the front door is a bug? We forget that things like password shadowing, etc. have been added over time to make *ix secure. Security comes from a need for that security. Unix had that need early on, since they were going multi-user. Just because Windows has security needs _now_ rather than decades ago does not mean they can't bring it up to par with *ix security mechanisms. Learning from mistakes and mistrusted users is a big part of security. Windows design has and will evolve to meet security needs, I'm sure.
      Now, compare it with Windows where the security is NOT builtin; moreover, the security is made a victim to ease-of use: Click attachment to start a worm.
      I'm not saying Windows is better at *ix in terms of security.. I'm saying *ix users have become "fat dumb and happy"--complacent. Everything they know about security comes from the *ix way. I recommend joining a cracking group and watch which targets they choose. They will 99% of the time choose *ix based because they are that much easier to get into (and the fact that there are hundreds of ignorant admins who don't have the first clue). I've seen *ix box after *ix box broken into. IRIX, SunOS, Digital UNIX, Solaris, etc. You name it, I've seen it broken into. Countless Linux boxes. *BSD? Yep.

      *ix admins assume that because they have a secure _design_ they are free from exploit. The fact is you could just as easily exploit sendmail in 1988 as you could in 1998. You don't need to figure out design flaws when there are easier ways to gain access to a system. It's not just sendmail, either. Or bind. It's CGIs which allow you to run any command, etc. I think it could be argued that there is a design flaw in *ix because it allows any program running access to the outside world. Most people won't see it that way, though. They will continually believe that they have achieved some security nirvana and will foolishly believe that the only security issues present just need "ironing out." What they fail to see is there will _always_ be bugs present and there will _always_ be exploits.
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  66. Damn... by T3kno · · Score: 1

    I've been reading the articles about this virus for the last 10 minutes and I just realized that it's name is Simile and not Smile. Plus I admit that I login as root a lot. And all along I thought my IQ was over 100. Bummer.

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  67. uhhh. by Gavitron_zero · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe someday someone will write a virus that can log into your Linux system as root and really mess it up.

    Buh??? Why would you need to write a virus to do this, most linux boxes out there have lots of stuff you can exploit to get root yourself.

  68. Humor? Satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Seriously, I read that article. What makes it 'satire'? Why is this article posted in the 'humor' category?

    The article said that Roblimo knows zero people who run as root, therefore there's no virus trouble.

    I in fact, know no people who run Outlook. Therefore there are no windows virus problems. So what's all this showing up in my mailbox?

  69. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by TastySiliconWafers · · Score: 1

    Mod-up parent.

    I hate to think just how much time I've wasted trying to configure various Windows applications to run with minimum privilege. Developers either don't understand the security model or just don't care about designing software with security policies in mind, leaving admins stuck with software that is a major headache to lock down appropriately.

  70. Don't feed the trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just disregard complaints that offer no solutions. The unix security model is obsolete? Root perms to mount a floppy? Yeah, sure.

    This whole was essentially one big flamebait factory.

    -B

  71. like this program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of address processing programs for mailing lists are like this. Try running Melissa Data's Mailers+4 on NT. Ha!

    Lots of fund raising and endowment management programs also require full admin privs, too, and these are not cheap programs. Blackbaud's Raiser's Edge starts at 6 figures - uses Oracle - is not pretty, either.

  72. "Humour filled"? by seldolivaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have you read this article? It's not funny unless you think "of course, Linux doesn't get viruses" is funny. 'Cause it says that about a million times.

  73. This guy actually writes articles? by WildBeast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since when twelve year old kids write on Newsforge? He says : "and I assume that once they've gotten the idea (from where I do not know) that Bill Gates deserves their money more than they do"

    Where does he come from? I paid $300 for my monitor, does it mean that oh I shouldn't pay them, I better keep the money to myself?

    As usual, when you can't beat MS, troll away :) Just pathetic.

    1. Re:This guy actually writes articles? by ctid · · Score: 1
      Where does he come from? I paid $300 for my monitor, does it mean that oh I shouldn't pay them, I better keep the money to myself?


      Can you get a monitor which can do everything you need to do for nothing? If so, you don't need to pay somebody else for one. I think the point he is making is that you don't need to spend hundreds of dollars on an OS these days. I personally believe that for more and more people that is true.

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  74. This article sucked. by bugg · · Score: 2, Funny
    This article sucked. This article sucked so much that while I was reading this sucky article I died of suck overdose and my soul tried to go up to heaven but the black hole that is suck sucked by soul back down into my sucking budy to finish reading this sucky article.

    CmdrTaco, don't post sucky articles for your sucky friends just because they ask you to. Read the sucky article yourself first. It sucks.

    Now do you see how non-constructive criticism feels?

    ...getting rid of extra karma since 1867.

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  75. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT security model is too complicated: A lot of specialized privileges (like load/unload device drivers, bypass file security to make backups,...), Access Control Lists (ACL) to control access to files and the registry...

    This complexity makes both administrators and developers (not to talk about end users) mess everything very easily.

  76. Re:Attachments by __aawsxp7741 · · Score: 2

    It should be noted that the default Windows mail client almost automatically executes attachments (double click on an insconpicuous icon), while on Linux, you will usually have to save the attachment, then manually execute it. So, no, that variety of viruses wouldn't work just as well.

  77. symantec virus description doesn't explain much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does this Simile.D "virus" propagate itself on Linux systems? After reading the symantec description, I still don't know.

  78. Interesting quote from the article... by supremebob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "How many people do you know who habitually run their Linux systems as root?

    In my case, the answer is 'zero.'

    So that's the end of that."

    Woah, not so fast there, buddy.

    Lots of the newer "user friendly" Linux distributions like Mandrake and Lycoris allow Linux newbies to install the operating system without creating a separate user account. Worse yet, some of them allow the root user to have NO password at all! As these Linux distributions get more popular and easier to use, you can expect more and more computer newbies who don't understand computer security to leave their systems logged in with administrative accounts with no passwords to protect them.

    One of the main reasons that Windows is venerable to virus attacks is that it's users often aren't as security savvy as *NIX users are. All it would take is a few thousand home users running Linux logged on as root without any passwords or security patches for a Linux virus outbreak to become a reality.

    1. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true and good points. In my experience with Unix and Linux in particular it is a fairly even split among the "I run as root" users and the ones wise enough to make and actually use a standard user account for most of their daily activities. The newer the user, the more likely they are to run habitually as root. Face it folks, the power of most Unix systems in the wrong ( unskilled ) hands is a lot more dangerous than the same person running Windows 98. Not in the sense of virus propagation, but in the potential for the box to get rooted and wreak havoc with an awesome TCP/IP stack and tons of nice utilities. Ah, I love unix, but I do not always trust it. Unix should be treated like a loaded weapon, especially when sitting at one end of a broadband pipe waiting for the newbie to get his box owned.

    2. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

      And it also ignores one small detail: the most needed stuff is usually kept in the _user's_ directory. If someone killed my /etc, /lib, or /usr directories I would be mad. If someone destroyed my /home/login I would cry. Almost everything of any importance is stored in my $HOME directory. Typically, viruses aren't created to take over machines. They are created to _do damage_. Sure, root would cause much greater damage (possible hardware too), but destroying a user's home directory is Bad Enough. I really can see people creating viruses which live in a user's home directory and have no expectation of gaining root.

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    3. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have to agree with you -- having my home directory trashed would be most nasty. I deal with this potential by:

      1. Backing up my home directories (yes, directories, read on) regularly.

      2. Browser and ftp are done as a separate users from my main account. Any files I pull down are checked in a temp directory in the phony user directories first, then moved to where they belong (use that su thingy -- works great :)

      3. I don't run MS product on my machines unless I absolutely have too, which isn't very often (thank you Free/OSS programmers!)

      4. I'm rather picky about what I pull down into my machines and it's extremely rare that I'll install and use a binary program; 99% of the time I just do the tarball thing (it's easier than doing RPM these days - autoconf, etc.)

      [NOTE: Of course, as a newbie I must have trashed my first three systems within the first six months, but it didn't take a virus to do that -- newbies running as root are most dangerous! :) ]

      Anyway, my condolences to all those syssy admins out there in RL who have to deal with MS product daily: You folks are the Bitches of the Beast, as I'm sure you know. *comf*

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    4. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know about Lycoris but Mandrake advises users to choose a root password and to setup a user account for daily use. Quoting from the Madrake (8.0) Installation and User Guide:

      "As shown, you can choose not to enter a password, but we strongly advise you to enter one."

      "You will have to create at least one regular user for yourself. That account is where you should log in for routine use. Although it is very practical to log in as root everyday, it may also be very dangerous!"


      Linux newbies get the message pretty quickly that it is a bad idea to run as root. If they want to ignore good advice, they may indeed be susceptible to viral attacks and whatnot, but that doesn't reflect on the security model of Linux as a whole. I'm guessing a very small percentage of current Mandrake actually login as root on a daily basis, or don't have root password-protected.
    5. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by namespan · · Score: 2

      Two thoughts in support of this:

      1) a number of OS X users have been trying to get themselves logged in as root. This will probably continue as more people w/o unix experience continue to the platform. The same thing can/could happen with Linux.

      2) what about users who've made themselves part of important groups? Could vulnerabilities happen this way?

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    6. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      i'm not telling anyone to run everything as root all the time, but:

      for a desktop system, how about just being in the root group, and make certain fs areas (system fonts, printers, etc - things a desktop user might wanna play with) group writeable?

      of course it's less secure, but i see it as better than being root all the time

      just my 2c

    7. Re:Interesting quote from the article... by Erotomek · · Score: 1

      or a desktop system, how about just being in the root group, and make certain fs areas (system fonts, printers, etc - things a desktop user might wanna play with) group writeable?

      Or better yet, make a new group named e.g. "desktop", chown .desktop those files you need write access to, chmod g+w them, and add your user(s) to the new desktop group, instead of adding them to the root group. You could even make separate "fonts", "printers", etc. groups to have stricter control who can do what. Actually, that's exactly the Unix-way to control access to different parts of the (file-)system.

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  79. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Win2K certainly has more variety in the types of access that may be granted a user, but when *one* application requires full access to WINNT\SYSTEM32 you can kiss your security model goodbye as there is usually no way you can grant access to the application itself and must instead give the user full access. Been there done that, M$ security models are a joke and a bad one at that.

  80. Why Linux doesn't have viruses by Broccolist · · Score: 2
    A great technical achievement? I don't think so. Virus writing does not strike me as being all that hard. IMHO, if a highly skilled programmer with a lot of time gave it a shot, it would be possible to create a virus orders of magnitude more destructive than what we have seen so far. Imagine a monster hybrid virus that combined a Code Red-style buffer overflow exploit with an e-mail attack, and that moreover trashed the victim's hard disk shortly after infection.

    Fortunately, this probably will never happen. Not because it's technically impossible, but because all the programmers with that kind of skill are mature and ethical. If you look at the biggest viruses we've had, almost all of them are dysfunctional and poorly written, and obviously the product of an immature kiddie.

    Now, my point: IMHO, there's only one thing protecting Windows from highly destructive viruses, and the Unices from any viruses at all. It has nothing to do with the technical merits of the system, or the tech-savviness of its users, neither of which can stop a well-written virus (there will always be a hole somewhere). The key factor is the honor of the programmers.

    Different communities aggregate to different OSes, and warez kiddies and hax0rs seem to me to exist almost entirely in the Windows world. The reason Linux doesn't have any viruses is because nobody is trying to write any. Until this changes, I don't expect anti-virus software for Linux to become necessary anytime soon.

    1. Re:Why Linux doesn't have viruses by boa13 · · Score: 1

      A great technical achievement? I don't think so. Virus writing does not strike me as being all that hard.

      Please read Alan Solomon's comment. And what seems to be the headers of twoancestors of this virus.

      Of course, most viruses are created by taking existing code and changing a few lines, mostly the messages the virus emits, and (re)releasing it. But there also seems to be a few bright people there, sadly.

      all the programmers with that kind of skill are mature and ethical

      You are so optimistic.

      The reason Linux doesn't have any viruses is because nobody is trying to write any.

      In case you didn't notice, this whole discussion is about the fact that this is happening. Now.

    2. Re:Why Linux doesn't have viruses by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      Now, my point: IMHO, there's only one thing protecting Windows from highly destructive viruses, and the Unices from any viruses at all. It has nothing to do with the technical merits of the system, or the tech-savviness of its users, neither of which can stop a well-written virus (there will always be a hole somewhere). The key factor is the honor of the programmers.


      Considering how widespread some malicious code gets, its surprising that more damage isn't done. This is not because the code is not successful in replication. It is because they tend to contain very benign payloads (with some notable exceptions).


      It wouldn't take too much imagination to create a destructive payload that does not interfere with replication of the code. But for the most part, malicious code found in the wild tends to do little to harm the systems they attack or data housed therein. One can only assume that this is intentional. So if the widespread virus does not destroy data or host systems but does manage to become widespread - obviously replication, and not destruction, is the common goal.


      Why focus on replication? Perhaps it is the sole goal of an academic exercise. Perhaps it is politically motivated to expose security vulnerabilities within the target platform. There have been writings and comments within sample code that support these two possibilities.


      That doesn't mean malicious code is not dangerous. The code for a successful virus simply provides a platform for those with a more destructive intent to include a more destructive payload. Plus, malicious code does tend to impact available resources (bandwidth, drive space, etc).



      Different communities aggregate to different OSes, and warez kiddies and hax0rs seem to me to exist almost entirely in the Windows world.


      Although much of the available applications available on Linux is available for the cost of time and a download, there is a selection of proprietary applications. These applications can be found within the "Warez Community". Also, there are plenty of examples that show Linux is known within script kiddie / "hax0r" communities and somewhat commonly used.


      The reason Linux doesn't have any viruses is because nobody is trying to write any. Until this changes, I don't expect anti-virus software for Linux to become necessary anytime soon.


      I would suggest that there are few examples of malicious code that targets Linux because Linux does not present a favorable environment. Windows is full of insecure architectural decisions that provide a rich environment for malicious code. This feeds our two motivations for writing malicious code. It provides an environment where one can write code that will successfully replicate. And the insecure architecture itself is being exploited by those who's political motivation is to expose the vulnerability of that architecture.


      Surely, some will decide to apply the same motivations towards Linux. Although those who have a political motivation may not be as many. Linux development methods tend to listen to security criticisms and its open source nature allows those with that kind of interest to focus on providing patches rather than expend the effort to force the issue publicly. Those who find developing malicious code an academic challenge will write such code. And thus, we occasionally see a new "Linux virus".

  81. Running as Root by md17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many people do you know who habitually run their Linux systems as root?

    Overall the article was good. I agree that now with StarOffice, Mozilla, Ximian, the nearly 2 click install from SuSE 8, etc. There really is no good reason to deal with all the Windows BS. Anyways, the one problem I had was that Roblimo was talking about the average Windows user. And I believe that the average Windows user would be a lot more likely to run things as root than learn how to use sudo. How many install instructions say:
    Become root, then run: make install
    Without people knowing what that means and why it can be bad, their systems are just as easy a target for viruses as Windows computers. Either way, it's an education thing.

  82. Virtual servers is the key for virus-free life by WetCat · · Score: 1

    http://www.solucorp.qc.ca
    Create a virtual server, in which you'll do all your "dirty internet" works, such as e-mail,running new programs etc
    It will no effect in your "production" virtual server where you store your important documents and other stuff.
    If you are paranoid enough, you can check your virtual servers from parent server using secure (out of virtual server access) rpmdb.
    You can be root on any of that servers and be secure anyway!

  83. Roblimo Wrote The Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh. Double Duh To The Moderator Who Thought Your Post Was Insightful.

  84. Re:Kool Aid by Mr.+FullOfHate · · Score: 0

    You won't be smiling when you die of AIDS, queer boy.

  85. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by netsharc · · Score: 1

    All that security, ruined by the fact that Grandma Root will still wipe out the system when she runs the virus. (User Accounts That You Create During Setup Are Administrator Account Types)

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  86. You still look like a DOS idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rm -rf ~

    1. Re:You still look like a DOS idiot. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      I maintain that 'rm -rf ~/.*' will do more interesting damage.

  87. smite with clue-by-four by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS is exactly the mindset that keeps us from getting a common cut-and-paste infrastructure between different apps.

  88. MS the tool of a lost generation :) by unlocked · · Score: 1

    For some reason I find that a computer is a tool not an appliance that is as easy to operate as a dishwasher. Thus When I first started learning computers in the early 80's on vax machines along with some of the early programming languages. I found unix to be much more of a tool than when microsoft started to dumb down the amount of knowledge required to use computers and started to define how it should be used and try to shut out other OS's from the market. Thus linux is a much better tool and OS than Windows due to windows usability that is predefined by microsoft. Linux is really not as hard as some portray it to be. It's just because microsoft has leveraged there interface to make it non conducive to use your brain and actually know what is going on. If that is what you want your OS to do then windows is for you. By the way the modern Linux distributions these days can acctually install and be online with email in 40 minutes or less with little user knowledge or interaction.

    MY
    $.02
    but
    makes for a good flame war.

    1. Re:MS the tool of a lost generation :) by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I agree. I had an argument with an MS lackey the other day. he says "2 CDS to install an OS??!!" I said yes, when you install windows, you have to download everything to get a working system. WHen I install Linux , I have ALL the tools I need.

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  89. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Jhon · · Score: 1

    I was about to mod you up, but I decided it would be better to add to your comment.

    I'm the IT manager of a medical laboratory and I suffer from this very same problem. Our software vendor has written DB software that MUST not only be run as administrator on the server, but the server must ALWAYS be logged in as admin to function correctly.

    This is just crazy -- and as a small/medium sized company, we're pretty much locked in to this proprietary package due to the cost of migrating. I've managed to lock down the workstations to compensate, but god help us of someone ever gains access to the server room or the server itself.

    I second the previous user -- mod the parent up!

    -jhon

  90. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 2

    You are an idiot. What he meant to say is that some programs for Windows which are meant for general use by all users were written like a "this application must be run as root" UNIX application.

  91. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 1

    So just hit Ctrl-Alt-Del and click "Lock Workstation"

  92. Why do I always miss out on all the fun? by donovansmith · · Score: 1
    I've been running Windows for almost 4 years (only been into computers for a little over 6 years) and I have never gotten a virus. I run with administrator privileges. I've used Outlook and Outlook Express, but no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to get infected with a virus. I even don't use anti-virus software. Most users who do this have experienced hundreds of viruses, but not I. I've had the joy of cleaning up viruses from entire Windows networks yet never had the simple pleasure of disinfecting my own machine the manual way. I try to fit in with the virus-infected Windows crowd, but I just can't.

    Geez, I almost feel like trying Linux and running as root just to get a virus...any virus!

  93. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, it's just so complicated. Here is an example of a few of the available group policies:

    "Access the computer from the network"
    "Allow logon through Terminal Services"
    "Change the system time"
    "Create a pagefile"
    "Deny access from the network"
    "Deny local logons"
    "Deny logon through Terminal Services"
    "Force shutdown from a remote system"
    "Load/unload device drivers"
    "Logon as a service"
    "Logon locally"
    "Perform disk volume maintenance"
    "Shut down the system (locally)"
    "Take ownership of files and other objects"

    Wow, if those aren't in plain English I don't know who can't figure them out. NT's security model is very complex, yes, but very capable as well. It just so happens that the crack dealer under the Longfellow Bridge is selling MCSE certifications for $5 a pop as well, so MCSE's are a dime a dozen. If you're looking for a good NT admin, you need to look hard. Just the same reason you won't hire that 17 year old who "has 12 years UNIX experience."

  94. Re:Attachments by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    It should be noted that, under Windows, the OS tries to execute files simply because they are named in a certain way, such as having ".exe", ".bat", ".js", ".vbs", etc. at the end.

    Whereas under unix, simply renaming any old file with a ".exe" at the end does not cause the OS to try to load and run it -- "execute" is a specific flag and permission that must be set and granted.

    So "just clicking on attachments" will never work under Unix (barring an exceptionally retarded mail client -- and please don't bring up the old, and fixed, Pine buffer overflow; it's not the same thing), and will always work under Windows.

    Until MSFT changes this (and how about killing those retarded drive letters while you're at it?), virus, worm, etc. problems will be common on Windows.

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  95. Bill Gates by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates was sitting in his office one day. "If I could have a penny for every time Windows crashes," thought Bill Gates to himself as he reached for his calculator, "...wait a minute... I do get a penny for every time Windows crashes!"

  96. I see moderators are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever marked this flamebait didn't read the entire post- the whole point was in how Taco here posted a story that was flamebait. Or did you not notice the comment about non-constructive criticism?

  97. "that other operating system" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "that other operating system" has a USB driver that actually works.
    "that other operating system" supports my scanner, my DVD+RW drive, my 1394-enabled camera, and shitloads of other stuff which at this rate probably won't ever work as well on "this" operating system.

  98. Re:Attachments by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    Don't kid yourself... the fact attachments take several clicks to open rather than one doesn't make this type of virus less potent.

    The body of the email can always provide instructions on how to run the file. *IF* Linux becomes more popular on the desktop, converted Windows users will probably find them working around restrictions and differences between Linux and Windows to do alot of things.

    There's nothing stopping anyone from writing a Linux email client similar to Outlook that allows one click opening of executable attachments. And there's nothing stopping software that's easier to use from becoming the most popular... and then say hello to viruses and worms.

  99. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by kingkade · · Score: 1

    Agreed, but you cannot blame windows for faulty software design. Also, .NET apps supposedly have a very fine-grained security policy (haven't messed around with it as of late), so applications can request priviledges as they need them and only for those areas it needs.

  100. Not the OS.. the users by Random+Feature · · Score: 2

    The only truth in this article was that people, in general, are ignorant when it comes to computers.

    Yes, there are plenty of people who just want to "turn it on" and have it work, but you boot up and DHCP a public addy via a cable modem/xDSL line, you ought to at least be *aware* of the potential for abuse. And that goes for both Linux and Windows. We won't discuss this fact with dial-up users but they don't get it either.

    At least my grandmother (85 year old grandmother) has an excuse. As long as she can e-mail and browse she really doesn't want to know anything else, so I'll take care of that for her. But that's a different situation. Most of them time we're talking about people who have at least a limited knowledge of computers and should be able to understand these things. The least the Cable/DSL providers could do is include a picture and a little description of what the hell they're getting into.

    I run a switched network at home with a firewall that's solved most of my problems. But my father's hooked straight to a cable modem and until a month ago when I told him he was vulnerable he had no clue.

    And that is the real problem. Because users in general (1) don't patch and/or (2) don't even realize they're "on" the Internet.

    As far as a few comments here about Linux being too difficult for most users, tell that to my 8 year old daughter. She doesn't have a problem at all running SuSE.

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  101. When was the last time you ran Linux? by md17 · · Score: 1
    Since I browse at +3 I hope I won't have to read this pathetic post much longer. This is just stupid... To point out a few:

    install literally dozens of setuid-root applications
    Last time I checked, unless I am root, I could not change, or over-write any setuid root app on my box. And this is how it's been for a long time.

    Setuid root applications are a necessary evil because the UNIX security model is outdated
    I could say so much more about this piece of shit, but all I really need to say is fingerd - WHO THE HELL RUNS THAT STILL?

    Remote root holes are everywhere
    Every distribution I know of has some way to automatically update your system every night without intervention. Holy Shit! Do any average Windows users do that?

    Would someone please mod this down? I am so sick of reading post by people who have no clue what they are talking about.

    1. Re:When was the last time you ran Linux? by Jayde+Stargunner · · Score: 2

      Actually Windows XP (and now Windows Update is distributing a 9x/2K version of the plugin) auto-updates in its spare time.

      Check your facts.

      -Jayde

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    2. Re:When was the last time you ran Linux? by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      Last time I checked, unless I am root, I could not change, or over-write any setuid root app on my box. And this is how it's been for a long time.

      however you CAN overflow them and send executable code through that DOES run as root.

  102. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is quicker to rebuild machines on demand and grant everyone local admin access than to try and work out why most apps won't run due to lack of admin access. This is not really a flaw of the app, this is how MS has built its security from the beginning. In fact, only MS applications appear to run correctly without local admin access.

  103. tried soundconfig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    login as root on a console, type soundconfig then hit enter. See what happens. You should get a textbased window that will walk you through a quick sound configuration. You use enter to enter and tab key to move around. If it works, you get to hear leee-nus torrrrr-valds sayin howdy.

    If that don't werke, get a 5$ sound card, use that. I had to do that with some mobo I had that I used for a friends machine with built in sound that I built for him. I yanked the little attachment for the plugs out, installed an old card, I think a soundblaster 16 or something, it was like 3 or 5 dollars from local nerd shop used, worked great then with that soundconfig utility, IMO, one of the slickest things in linux, heh. As an old classic mac guy, I am always astounded that intel-ish machines running..whatever OS... DIDN'T have normal natural sound, as all macs have always come with great sound right outta the box..

  104. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

    hold on a second there..

    first off, it's the engineers that draw up the blue prints, the developers just carry it out.

    second, i can't see how it's the software's problem that the OS has a uneasily understood security model. i'm thinking, either you have privledge, or you don't, end of story.

  105. %s/kernal/kernel/g by caca_phony · · Score: 2

    duh...

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    1. Re:%s/kernal/kernel/g by newerbob · · Score: 1

      It's was obvious to me that Linux users are a bunch of stupid zealots even before you made fun of this guy's spelling!

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  106. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Jhon · · Score: 1

    Actually I blame both to a certain degree. The vendor about a level of magnatude higher -- but blame enough for both.

  107. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by arhra · · Score: 1

    runas /? (grr. fucking 20-second delay...)

  108. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    You can blame Windows for making it damn near impossible to do a good software design.

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    -- David D. Friedman
  109. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    ```Access the computer from the network'''---What the hell does this mean?

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  110. Running Win2k Virus Free by brendanoconnor · · Score: 1

    While this article was under the homour section, it still reeked of zealotry that is completely useless. The article claims that Windows is always full of bugs, and viruses and that linux is so great with being immune to viruses, and being free and all. Sure thats great. I have used linux before, but found myself going back to Win2k because I enjoyed using it more. At the time, I think it was mandrake 7.0, I thought linux was a decent OS but I couldn't play any games, and certainly didn't want to take the time to configure wine to play some of my games. Also, I don't like taking time to compile code. I'd much rather download a program, and be able to install it by double-clicking an icon. Also, during the entire time I have ran Windows, any version, I have never once been infected by a virus. I also never use virus software. The reason for this is probably because I don't open email from people I don't know, or if it was unrequested in the first place. Ok, I'm done ranting about that, just had to give my two cents. P.S. I do run linux as a ftp/webserver on my Windows network as well.

  111. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 2

    It means exactly what it says. Here is the explanation from MS TechNet for those with feeble minds:

    Another user right that is sometimes modified is the right to access a computer from the network. On some networks, the security policy dictates that administrators must work from the console of the server. Consequently, the Administrators group is removed from the right to access the computer from the network on all servers. Because administrators cannot access the server remotely, potential hackers are forced to gain physical access to the system or compromise security using an ordinary user account.

    Kind of how you can't FTP, etc. as root by default on a Linux box. But it's system-wide, and applies to all groups/users the policy is applied to.

  112. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    How is that enforced?

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  113. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 2

    Not sure what you mean. Run 'gpedit.msc' to load Group Policy; assign it to whatever group/user you want. It denys logon except from the local console. I.e., you can't map a network share to the box/domain in question.

  114. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    I think you mis-understood. I mean, what keeps me from binding a disguised sshd to a port, and logging in using that port?

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  115. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Tony-A · · Score: 2

    i can't see how it's the software's problem that the OS has a uneasily understood security model
    It's the software's problem, then it's the user's problem, then it's the company's problem, then it's everybody's problem. Attributing blame to the front end does not stop the effects.

    either you have privledge, or you don't, end of story
    A bit is on or off, end of story.

  116. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by cscx · · Score: 2

    It depends. If you have sshd running, it depends what username it's running as when it's running as a service, and if it authenticates against the NT users 'n groups (like MS telentd that comes with Win2k - it even adds some encryption to make it more ssh-like), you take on the security policy of that specific user that you logged in as. If it doesn't you take on the security policy of the sshd's running username.

    It all depends on if the daemon you're authenticating against is authenticating you against the SAM database (i.e. your NT username/password). Then the NT security policies apply. IOW, programs that would be covered by this would include network shares, ftp, iis, etc. - they all authenticate against the NT users and groups. (I think they call it 'integrated authentication' now.)

    Does that answer your question, or am I still misunderstanding?

  117. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    It's 3:24 here, so I may not fully understand you, but it sounds like ``Access the computer from the network'' is voluntarily enforced, unless you want to log in using a daemon running as someone else. Is that correct? I.e., if I can get a valid log-in, I can run sshd from that and use that to get remote logins from anywhere, right?

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  118. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by iangoldby · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your explanation. I really must get around to reading up the relevant MSDN pages sometime.

    Hmm. HANDLE CreateEvent(LPSECURITY_ATTRIBUTES lpEventAttributes, ... Pointer to a SECURITY_ATTRIBUTES structure. Let's see. The SECURITY_ATTRIBUTES structure contains the security descriptor for an object... Ok, what's a security descriptor? Looks like I need to call one of GetSecurityDescriptorControl(), GetSecurityDescriptorDacl(), GetSecurityDescriptorGroup(), GetSecurityDescriptorLength(), or one of the 10 others listed there. I wonder which...

    Blow this for a lark.

    CreateEvent(NULL, TRUE, FALSE, "MyEvent") will do...

    This is not meant to be sarcasm. I think this is what most developers will do when faced with the choice of fully-implementing Microsoft's security system or just passing a NULL pointer.

  119. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by TeraCo · · Score: 1
    When you access someone's network shares remotely, [ie: type: //someworkstation/c$ to open a network share], you log onto that machine remotely.

    Similarly, if you remotely administer the SAM on that workstation you log on using the IPC$ share.

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  120. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by rifter · · Score: 2

    runas is nice, but it really does not work as advertised. A lot of programs don't seem to work properly using runas, and pretty much no installer will (especially the 99% that require a reboot).

    Besides, runas is only in windows 2000. It is not in NT4, or any other windows (unless maybe it is in XP). It is, in my opinion, too little, too late. People bitched about not being able to use Windows like unix, running as an unprivileged user and using su or sudo on the rare occasions when they were doing something (like installing) that needed administrative privileges. So microsoft made runas, which pretends it is su, but really isn't as good a solution, because it does not really work.

  121. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So just hit Ctrl-Alt-Del and click "Lock Workstation"

    Or better yet, just hit Ctrl-Alt-Del and select Debian in your LILO, that should do it.

  122. Even more funny... by SensiMillia · · Score: 1

    A story on segfault.org

    go karma, go!

  123. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    it is the software's problem if the develops the app in such a way that it can only be run by the administrative user.

  124. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    is grandma installing windows herself?

  125. sshd is the biggest linux security threat by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
    You know, I think us Linux users are in for a nasty shock, especially as it becomes less the domain of developers and geeks and more the mainstream crowd. I'm a geek and I'll admit it, and I also write software, so I have a pretty good understanding of how things work, but I only just thought of this...

    1) SuSE sets up ssh automatically so I can login from remote machines. I never do this, but it's there and figuring out how to switch it off takes too much effort, so I never bothered. It won't allow root logins, but because I use the same password for my root account as for my email, and because my mail program saves my password, anyone who logged in as me could find out my root password easily enough.

    2) Most users aren't used to the idea that they need to choose good passwords for local machines. Especially users coming from windows, which has virtually no remote access features, are quite likely to set their user passwords to something obvious, safe in the knowledge that the only person that has "physical" access to their box is them.

    3) Combine this with an open ssh/xdm system, and you're asking for trouble. You don't even need to get a virus, just run a portscanner for SSH, then start a password cracking system. Most users don't pick good passwords, this is well known, and unless distributors take care to lock down systems SSH/XDM will come and bite their asses.

    1. Re:sshd is the biggest linux security threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fine Root you are. Maybe, just maybe, you should think about using:
      - different passwords for your mail,
      - different passwords for your root accounts.

      Maybe I don't understand it, but why do you have SSH installed if you never login from a remote machine?

      And how about a firewall? Deny all traffic to port 22 and you're almost done.

      oh, and PLEASE RT-sshd-M!

      Are you a windows user? All your passwords are the same, so it seems you are. Did you know mail passwords go over the internet unencrypted?

      Furthermore, if you log and someone is trying to hack your account you'll see a message '132 unsuccessful login attempts since you last logged in'.

    2. Re:sshd is the biggest linux security threat by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      What a fine Root you are. Maybe, just maybe, you should think about using: - different passwords for your mail, - different passwords for your root accounts.

      I did, my point is, most don't.

      Maybe I don't understand it, but why do you have SSH installed if you never login from a remote machine?

      It was installed by default

      And how about a firewall? Deny all traffic to port 22 and you're almost done.

      I'm a modem user and don't have a firewall setup.

      Are you a windows user? All your passwords are the same, so it seems you are. Did you know mail passwords go over the internet unencrypted?

      I was, and yes I do.

      Furthermore, if you log and someone is trying to hack your account you'll see a message '132 unsuccessful login attempts since you last logged in'.

      Not if you use XDM, which is the default on this distro.

  126. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by jcast · · Score: 1

    Do you know what it means to ``bind a port'' (or is that even possible in Windows?)

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    -- David D. Friedman
  127. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by FozzTexx · · Score: 1

    No kidding. I run a network of Win2k machines (served by a Samba PDC), and I have all the machines locked down tight. Unfortunately, everytime the boss-man says "I want my users to run this app" that app is one that thinks all users are Administrator.

    I just had to hassle with QuickBooks last week. I spent an hour on the phone with them trying to figure out why it would only half run. The "support" guy kept telling me to try it as Administrator instead of a regular user. Sure enough, it ran fine. So I told him then it has a serious bug because it expects the user to be an Administrator. His response was "Our program requires Administrator capability and it's not a bug." WTF?!?!? Why the hell does a stupid accounting program think it needs Administrator capability?

    This seems to be an unbelievably common problem: lazy ass programmers that are used to DOS and Win9x just merrily go out and fuck with things they shouldn't, and don't even bother to make note of what they're doing. They're completely clueless that the user may not be an Administrator and may be logging into a network.

  128. Re:Attachments by Veteran · · Score: 2

    If Microsoft really wanted to sabotage Linux they would port Outlook to Linux - except that none of the distributions would have it on their disks and the Linux community would roar in anger if they did.

    The reason that we don't have horrible design decisions in Linux like exist in Outlook is that Linux programs are designed by the people who write them - while programs like Outlook get features grafted onto them by clueless managers who couldn't write the programs if their lives depended on it.

    The open source model tends to protect the code by the simple barrier of the requisite skill level needed to produce open source code; open source code effectively can't be produced by dumb asses.

  129. No hidden Files? by namespan · · Score: 2

    ...because there are no hidden files on Linux...

    What? No hidden files? Hmmmm. What about dotfiles? Go to your home directory and type:

    ls -lad .*

    Those are pretty common. Of course, you could argue they're not really hidden from the user, since the command I just typed reveals them, and so will half the ftp clients and a number of the file managers out there in the world, and so only shell geeks who know how to reveal them consider them hidden anyway. Still... it wouldn't be hard for a virus to hide some part of itself in an obscure or innocuously named dotfile to make itself harder to notice or remove....

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  130. Privilege concepts by octogen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, Windows' privilege model is quite ineffective. Many privileges control the LAN-Manager, not the OS Kernel itself (eg. "Create permanently shared objects")

    There are privileges like "Control Auditing" - but there is nothing like "allow this process to only ADD audit records to audit files" or "allow this process to only READ audit files".
    There is also nothing like "Allow restricted IOCTL calls", "Allow mount/umount".

    Windows grants all privileges to users, not to the binaries in the file system. A process can not spawn a more privileged subprocess, because Windows does neither support setuid/setgid, nor does it suppport privilege sets for programs in Windows' file system. All these facts make the Windows privilege concept rather ineffective.

    There are _much_ better concepts than the ones found in Windows - maybe take a look at IBM's OS/400, or at Argus Systems' Pitbull Foundation, which implements an even stronger Privileges/Authorizations concept.

    On an Argus box, you could, for example, add the PV_FS_MOUNT privilege to the authorized privilege set of some new mount tool binary on your harddisk, and then add the MOUNT authorization to the privileged authorization set of the same binary.
    (Maybe set FSF_EPS if the program does not know how to handle privileges)

    When a user executes the binary, the operating system would only put the PV_FS_MOUNT privilege into the effective privilege set of the spawned process, if the executing user has the MOUNT authorization (and if the PV_FS_MOUNT privilege is in the limiting privilege set of the process, which execs the binary - commonly the user's shell).
    A user without MOUNT authorization could now display a list of all mounted file systems, but he/she could not mount or unmount Filesystems.
    Even a user WITH MOUNT authorization could not mount/unmount file systems, if his/her limiting privilege set has been downgraded and for this reason does not contain the PV_FS_MOUNT privilege any longer.

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    YES, we NEED more powerful privilege concepts in Linux (and in ALL other Standard UNIX systems as well), to protect the OS from privileged daemons which get hacked for some reason.
    (And this is also the reason why OpenBSD ist NOT really a secure OS - it highly depends on the fact, that only bug-free daemons have root privileges. A really secure OS would not grant any daemon something which is as powerful as root privileges just to open a privileged port or to use some funny special system calls)

    Currently, only Trusted Unices offer strong security - however, most users do not need labeled information security (as defined by TCSEC B1), which is rather difficult to administer.

    There should be some "light" version of a Trusted Unix OS without Mandatory Access Control (and maybe with a more simple set of privilege) for normal users.

    regards,
    octogen

  131. And your point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The top question in my mind as I slogged through your rambling post, was and still is "what the hell is this fool's point" and why should they expect me to care?

    Any answers?

  132. Re:Attachments by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    If Microsoft really wanted to sabotage Linux they would port Outlook to Linux - except that none of the distributions would have it on their disks and the Linux community would roar in anger if they did.

    Yep, that is a very good point. I find it pretty odd that this kind of move by Microsoft is probably the only way Linux could gain general acceptance as a client OS in most businesses... and suddenly, for all the roaring of the community, Linux would sell well, would look alot more like Windows, and would start seeing just as many viruses/worms as Windows currently does.

  133. Three Things Will Undo Linux Security by HiThere · · Score: 2

    3. distributions that come with built-in security holes. (e.g., Lindows)

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  134. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    Sure, it's not the fault of Windows per se but it is the fault of MS to not build their software tools to encourage properly security practice, to include proper security modeling in their OS certification program, and, in general, not getting the message out to their developer community in their mailings, educational programs, and developer conventions.

  135. Re:Is Linux a machination of Satan? by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    I bow to you Inthewire. I'm sorry for taking out my frusteration on you. Just tired of things the way they are :\

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  138. Re:Slashdot Ads by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1
    Slashdot gets an enormous amount of hits a day. Someone would pay a lot of money for those eyeballs.

    Shit, you think anyone here BUYS anything?!? You would get more sales by advertising to the bums at a homeless shelter. :)

  139. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by kingkade · · Score: 1

    Well, in linux, say, doesn't a script of app run with the security context of the user who runs it as well.

    Can't you require than your app runs or installs a special user for what it runs under such as IIS does or Apache does?

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  141. The problem with humour in general by hayden · · Score: 1
    If you want to make a joke about something then you don't talk down at others.

    That's the problem a large portion of the internet seems to have with humour (I hesitate to say Americans because that would be elitist, racist, Americanist and quite possible terrorist in the current world climate). They don't want to risk offending anyone which results in completely crap humour that only complete morons find funny (like Dave Letterman, come on admit it, he could not be less funny). The really funny stuff is cutting because it has a kernel of truth in it (or common misconception etc). Some people wont like this kernel and take it personally. These people are called anal and need to lighten up for the good of all of us.

    The other side of this humour is that you are going to be on the recieveing end one day (which I think is the main complaint). HAVE A LAUGH AT YOURSELF. It's good for you. If that isn't possible then ignore it.

    If you can't laugh at yourself then you don't have the right to laugh at anyone else either. Also it makes you that much more attractive for said humour.

    DISCLAIMER:
    I'm Australian. Here, "How are you, you old bastard?" is considered a suitable greeting to a good friend.

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    Nerd: Derogatory term typically directed at anybody with a lower Slashdot ID than you.
  142. Re:Newer Windows *does* have a newer security poli by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    Microsoft has a badging program and has a huge bully pulpit that they could use to teach everybody that coding software that requires you to run it as administrator is bad practice and end users should not buy such software because it's a security disaster waiting to happen. They've had several years to get the message out and they've declined, all the while earning a well deserved reputation for security laxity.

    MS doesn't bear all the fault but they do bear quite a bit of it.