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  1. Re:Do we care? on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 1
    This is possibly the most educational and entertaining post of the year! (!) Well done!

    Useful too...

  2. Re:Not more piracy on Penn State Launches Napster Music Service · · Score: 1

    Yarr! Beware of bootleggers!

  3. Re:selfridges london has it already on Biometrics in the Workplace · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sounds like the system isn't being used properly cos they never get the overtime calculated right...

    Ain't that like management? Check the employee in/out times with an atomic clock, work out the overtime with a sundial...

  4. Re:14.0 PSI? on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 1

    Since the cold war, everyone in the USSR got used to everything being airtight. Alibies, reputations, satellite doors, etc. Just in case the KGB was checking... :0)

  5. Control Central on Biometrics in the Workplace · · Score: 5, Funny
    'If you want to control a whole bunch of people, it's the only way to go.'

    Coming soon to a population center near you...

  6. Re:I've known that for a long time! on Squid Eye for the Reflective Guy · · Score: 1

    Well, read it when you are! ;>

  7. Re:Two Words on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1
    I'm betting on an infinite improbability drive

    If the beancounters are in charge, anynew motor is an infinite improbability...

  8. Re:Please - Grow Up on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1

    We could scrap the space program in favor of more fertility treatments - oh wait, did you say over- or under- population? I can't remember which is in vogue this year.

  9. Re:Two Words on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1
    would you be willing to risk contaminating a large part of your country for the next ten thousand years? Billions of cases of cancer?

    Wow! What does your country use for power? It sure is crowded.

  10. Re:-1, TROLL, Ignorant Scaremonger on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1

    Damn. Have an IOU +1 'Sensible' Mod Point.

  11. Re:Two Words on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1
    The public's irrational fear of all things nuclear is the only opponent that killed nuclear technology. It has nothing to do with actual science or statistical risk.

    How True. With all the kilopounds (!) of fissile material from A-bomb, H-Bomb and explode-the-test-reactor-and- see-where-the shit-lands testing by the US, USSR, UK and France, then the little extra caused by a (hopefully very rare) exploding 'attommik spaceship'should hardly outweigh the advantages of such a transport system.

    Or we could wait for the Space Elevator. Or we could wait for Warp Engines. Or we could go back into the trees and wait for the next big rock to fall from the sky.

    EEK! Groundhogs!

  12. Re:14.0 PSI? on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 1

    Easy. Just shut the door on the sat on the ground. Launch. Instant 1 atm pressurisation. (as long as there is no leak...)No intent there, just good seals. (urk, urk...fish!) *sorry*

  13. Cheap digital on NASA Scientists Get Custom 24h39m-per-day Watches · · Score: 1

    watches from Taiwan normally seem to keep to Mars time...>$5 each.

  14. Re:Well... on 8th Grader Suspended for Using 'net send' Command · · Score: 1

    But such ungoodthink behaviours must be caught young, else the citizen might grow up to complain about DRM and 3d world outsourcing of tech jobs, etc, which are in fact for the common good. Down with freethink!!

  15. Re:I think this is a symptom and not the problem! on Alzheimer's Cause Identified? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course, try convincing a rabid vegan with facts...

    Do Not Try to Approach a Rabid Vegan! Call the Authorities at Once! On No Account Try To Use Reason! This May Induce Biting!!!

  16. Re:let's get this out of the way first on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    Amen to that, bro!

  17. Re:CISCO access lists on What is the Worst Tech Mistake You Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    Yep- and removing IP protocol from a border IP router is also not good... ):+/ .... oops...

  18. Bad Tech Move.. on What is the Worst Tech Mistake You Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    ...getting a job with SCO.

  19. Re:let's get this out of the way first on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    SSH! We seem to be surrounded by groundhogs...

  20. In Other FOX News.. on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1
    ..Bin Laden Spotted on Moon!!

    Martian Canals Part Of Oil Distribution Network, says Scientist!!

    Seriously though, I'm getting quite excited- roll on next week, the suspense is too much!

  21. Re:WTF? on TI Launches Three New Graphing Calculators · · Score: 1

    Like discounts for cash in a store that accepts CCards, NOT using a calculator in an exam that allows them can pay dividends. For example, you can show workings, together with any basic assumptions - I did a whole maths paper like this once at college, sans calc, which let me set pi=3, and work to no decimal places- which was valid, as long as it was stated at the beginning. No problems, good pass mark.

  22. Re:Still sold out? on Sony's PSX A Hit In Japan, PS2 Launches In China · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I don't know whether to mod you up for (liberal) anti-American sentiment or to mod you down for not trying to be funny...

  23. Re:Calling it quits? on Still No Contact from Beagle 2 · · Score: 1
    Ha! Spirit ran Beagle over when it ran out from behind a rock and tried to bite it's wheels.

    antipedant> Yes, I Know That They Are 000's Of Miles Apart... /antipedant>

  24. Re:Heritrix on Internet Archive Opens Crawler Code Under LGPL · · Score: 3, Funny
    And what, pray tell, is "inheritess" ?

    A Heritrix.

  25. Re:Why do we waste so much fuel? on Dreams of the Moon · · Score: 1

    But- if you design a "big ass gun up the side of a mountain", then Mossad will shoot you in the head.