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  1. Re:zero on Alex, The Brainy Parrot Who Knows About Zero · · Score: 0

    He knows as much as my boss, who knows just about zero!

  2. Re:Mobiles on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 0

    The Madrid bombs were triggered, I believe by using mobiles as alarm clocks.

  3. Re:Where's Keanu Reeves? on Secure Data Storage... On Your Fingernails · · Score: 0

    "Mr Mnemonic? He's just having his nails done..."

  4. Re:Flavoring... on Large Scale Production of Artificial Meat · · Score: 0

    Damn! I want my banana flavored meat!!

  5. Re:OS X on Possible RSS Abuse in Longhorn · · Score: 0
    Which cars are more likely to get stolen - the ones 95% of the population own or the ones 5% of the population own ?

    The 90% that are left unlocked with the keys in the ignition.

  6. How about.. on Who Will Google Buy Next? · · Score: 0

    the Boomtown Rats back catalog...

  7. So then, on Microsoft Sets Value Of Pirated Windows: $1 · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Pirated Windows = $1

    Pirated Britney single = $150,000

    Who has the best accountants? MS or RIAA...

  8. Why don't NASA use math- on Math to Crack Deep Impact Blurry Vision Problem · · Score: 0
    to design optics that focus to begin with?

    Strike 2...

  9. Re:Anyone get the feeling... on Patriot Act to be Expanded · · Score: 0

    Not from *most* people on this forum, but further to the right.. listen..

  10. Re:Anyone get the feeling... on Patriot Act to be Expanded · · Score: 0

    "So that's how freedom dies; to the sound of rapturous applause..."

  11. Re:Uh, latency? on Wi-Fi Coming on U.S. Domestic Flights · · Score: 0
    Most of these flights won't be flying as high as many of the satellites we use to carry a lot of our voice traffic. Why should the latency need to be worse?

    I hope that the satellites are all higher than the planes, or someone is in BIG trouble..

  12. Re:Thoughts on virtual thoughts on Effort to Create Virtual Brain Begins · · Score: 0
    ...and it says it's scared. or alone. or just wants a friend.

    ...or "42"...

  13. Re:Welch? on Electric Cars as Fast as Ferraris · · Score: 0

    Wasn't that "dealing on a Wench.."?

  14. Re:What about Fugly on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 0

    Gigantor- wasn't he a very early manga type giant robotfrom the 60's or thereabout?

  15. Re:slashdot's favorite non-word on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 0

    did you mean to misspell smell...?

  16. Re:We need a new word now. on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 0

    Who changed my 'd' and 'k' keys over!? Minquative sh1ts!!

  17. Re:We need a new word now. on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 0

    Minkative, alt Minkquative; the meaning of the work Minkative, is in itself minkative; anyone who is more than slightly Minkative about the minquativity of the Minkativeness of the obviously Minkatively minkative work minkative, must be slightly Minkative, from a purely minkative standpoint. *note* Minkative is not in iself just a place-filler, qv Marklar but is more of an undeclared variable. Origin M.Rodgers- IBM via Gandalf by accident :)

  18. yr sig on Decriminalizing File Swapping · · Score: 0

    Hot Chiles! Dang! :{>

  19. I habe got one od thesr ketboards on Blank Keyboard · · Score: -1, Redundant

    alresy and it id realky easy yo use..

  20. Dear Bill, on Your Chance to Meet Bill Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have used Windows for many years and now have a huge collection of porn/spyware. Does this count as an obsession/hobby?

  21. Re:Integrated pointing stick-keyboard not reviewed on Top Mice Compared · · Score: 0

    IBM keyboards are available like this. Not sure of the part #, possibly external notebook kbs, as they are quite small..

  22. Re:english... on The Problem with DHS's Plan to 'Buy American' · · Score: 0

    Queens English, New York, not Queen's English UK then? "My dad and I.. " is the correct version- but not the current version. It's nor retarded, the OP is right... " My Husband and Me.." Pfft!

  23. Re:Well spent? Well, that's a matter of opinion... on Military Seeks Approval to Develop Space Weapons · · Score: 0

    No,Eskimaux.

  24. Re:Scared? on IE7 Will Have Tabbed Browsing · · Score: 0
    "If I have 20 Internet Explorer windows open.."

    Then my pc runs so slowly that I lose interest in navigating between them...

  25. Re:Nukes are the way to go on NASA's Plans for the Future · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But all these things are do-able by mechanicle engineers who can spell.