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Blank Keyboard

Raynach writes "A friend of mine recently sent me a link for Das Keyboard, the keyboard for UberGeeks. This keyboard is unique in that it has no inscriptions on the keys, which the maker touts will make you type 100% faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from looking at the keyboard. This keyboard also features individually weighted keyswitches, "The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys." But is this "UberGeek" keyboard really worth the high price tag?"

994 comments

  1. a tip by professorhojo · · Score: 4, Funny

    here's a tip that can save you around 80 bucks:

    BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

    1. Re:a tip by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk...Got any other bright ideas, professor?

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    2. Re:a tip by Second_Infinity · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good idea... but primer wears off quite easily if a final coat of paint isn't applied.

      Maybe a high-gloss paint would suffice.

      I agree, it's a bit much.

    3. Re:a tip by utexaspunk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...you might want to point the can at your keyboard. alternatively, you could huff it, which might make it impossible to see what's on the keys as well (or anything else for that matter, but hey- think of what you'll save on monitors!)

    4. Re:a tip by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk
      ... and how is this different from any true geek's keyboard?
    5. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's a tip that can save you around 80 bucks:
      BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.


      With the handbasket in George's hand, it wouldn't surprise me if you'd need to show your identification to buy spray paint. After all, you just might sniff the paint fumes or vandalize some property.

    6. Re:a tip by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      you do, if you go to wal-mart. same goes for model glue and testor's enamel paints, for some reason.

    7. Re:a tip by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Luckily, all my keys have grime on them so I don't look at it to begin with.

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    8. Re:a tip by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      Well, the letters have been flaking off my Acer laptop keyboard for a few months now. If you can wait till Christmas, I should be able to report back how typing on a blank keyboard goes. It might save you the cost of the paint!

    9. Re:a tip by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      Whew, makes me feel a little better that I wasn't the only one who has tried that. Pulled off all my keys, painted em silver, then painted the case black . Matched my case perfectly and has the added advantage of confusing any of my family members who try to use it.

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    10. Re:a tip by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the real reason for the extra cash is the different weights on the keys. Where some keys are harder to press then others. Thus giving you a better feel of where you are in the keyboard. and also prevention from pressing enter when you really wanted \ or ; or SHIFT or other keys that sometimes cause problems.

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    11. Re:a tip by jargoone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a tip that will save you three bucks worth of primer:

      Grab moderately sharp object -- stab eyes out.

      This thing is just a dumb idea, plain and simple.

    12. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I 'invented' this three years ago, after i saw a secretary using a terminal at the speed of light using a blank keyboard.


      I used the spray option, a let it dry. It didn't make the keys feel sticky or have fingerprints.

    13. Re:a tip by generic-man · · Score: 1

      That's been the law in New York state for many years. No spray paint or big permanent markers can be sold to minors.

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    14. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This keyboard actually lacks the Q key. You have to type all the words with kw, and then run spellcheck...

    15. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do what I did and use a permanent black marker. I got a killer headache from the fumes. No, I'm not joking.
      One interesting side effect is that over time, as the ink (or paint) wears away, you'll get a direct visual representation of which keys you use the most.

    16. Re:a tip by snoig · · Score: 1

      I already have one. My 15 year old keyboard has most of the letters worn off already. It's pretty funny when I watch someone else try to use it.

    17. Re:a tip by JWW · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, but do the click like the old IBM keyboards, now THAT would be worth the extra money.

    18. Re:a tip by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

      The thing that interested me was the weighted springs UNDER the keys...

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    19. Re:a tip by corvi42 · · Score: 1

      Here's a better tip to save you 80 bucks:

      use rubber cement thinner!

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    20. Re:a tip by whitenaga · · Score: 1

      When i was in high school i did something like that, using sandpaper to excise the markings from all the keys. I was already able to touch-type before, but it still surprised me how much i was looking down at the keyboard for things like function keys and such.

      Later i switched to Dvorak. Now all my keys are labeled incorrectly, but it still doesn't keep me from typing 80-100 wpm on a bad day... =)

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    21. Re:a tip by quetzlcoatl · · Score: 1

      But my impression is that they are weighted based on which finger you use to strike the key. That means all the keys you mentioned are weighted equally.

      I'd be happy if everyone could just agree on where Backspace belongs.

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    22. Re:a tip by pogle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes!! I had an old Gateway keyboard from my first PC that I used up until it finally and truly died 2 years ago. That thing could wake the dead (or at least my roommate) when I started coding. And I miss it. It was a good tactile response to my keypresses, and the audible portion is ingrained in my mind as what a keyboard should sound like.

      Also, after over a decade, none of the key labels had worn off. My laptop is suffering after barely a year. They don't make them like they used to. I doubt this 'extra sensitive' keyboard will be any better, especially since my typing isn't 100% adherent to the traditional touch typing methods; that would render those differed key weights completely useless for me.

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    23. Re:a tip by dokkeri · · Score: 1

      No need for that. In a true geek keyboard all the markings have worn off from regular typing.

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    24. Re:a tip by GermanShorthair · · Score: 0

      Not dumb if you put umlauts over some letters in Ubergeeks, MA-AN! That means its refined and German or something, Motley Crue notwithstanding.

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    25. Re:a tip by wireloose · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Looks to me like classic Sam Clemens (Mark Twain). Take a $15 keyboard, add whitewash (remove letters), add propaganda (ubergeekness) and they'll flock.

    26. Re:a tip by DrLex · · Score: 1

      ... unless you have a 'geek-proof' keyboard with the characters melted into the keys as differently colored plastic. But most manufacturers nowadays seem to go the cheap way of printing stuff on the keys instead.

    27. Re:a tip by Walkiry · · Score: 2

      I scored a totally unused IBM clicky keyboard on our last office move. Because moving is expensive, the high-ups decided to do away with old hardware and anything that wasn't really worth the move. Among these things were many unused peripherals that belonged to the headless servers and never got used. I even got to unwrap the thing out of its plastic bag and all.

      It makes beautiful clickety click noises when I type, the feedback is fantastic, and I'm pretty sure it's close to indestructible. It's bigger than my freaking laptop! (When closed). And they wanted to throw it away, the nerve of it all...

      And no windows key. Can't say I miss it ^_^

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    28. Re:a tip by mapmaker · · Score: 1

      For some reason all my keys are fine except for the W, A, S, and D keys. Those ones are blank. go figure.

    29. Re:a tip by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

      Is your sig supposed to look like spam?

    30. Re:a tip by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, painting keyboards looks like fun. Can I have a turn?

    31. Re:a tip by trb · · Score: 2, Funny
      BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

      Be careful to take the caps off, spray them, and replace them one by one. If you do them all at once, you won't be able to see the printing any more, and you won't be able put the right cap back on the right key.

    32. Re:a tip by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't eat the keyboard crunchies in an emergency...

    33. Re:a tip by SoCalChris · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you're looking for is the pckeyboard.com Customizer keyboard, with buckling springs.

      http://www.pckeyboard.com/customizer.html

      And unlike the keyboard reviewed in the article, you can get this one without the Windows keys. They are $59. I've had mine for about a year and a half, it still looks and feels brand new.

    34. Re:a tip by ABaumann · · Score: 1
    35. Re:a tip by ryanjensen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Fu ... eww! Gross man. Gah!!

      Oh, how innocent your mind appears to be ...

    36. Re:a tip by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      there is a diagram of the weight distribution. While some keys are based on your finger strength. there are others that are weighted because you dont want to press them.

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    37. Re:a tip by F34nor · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real joke is when you then change the keyboard mapping to Davorak and double your speed again. QWERTY was designed to be a--s s--l--o--w a--s possible to keep you from jamming the damn keys.

      http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/layout.html
      Its built into Most OS just change it now in your keyboard setting and give it a try.

    38. Re:a tip by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      • BUY PRIMER
      • take off cap
      • spray
      • wait till it dries!
      Here's where it gets really good:
      • Sell it as a keyboard which will make you type faster
      • Profit!
      • Develop new line of RSI products, for fast-typing geeks
      • Profit more!
      Wait, that's a lousy business plan: there's no ??? step before any of the Profit! steps.
    39. Re:a tip by Glog · · Score: 2, Funny
      here's a tip that can save you around 80 bucks:


      So what else do you save money on? You probably prefer inflatable dolls over the real thing?
    40. Re:a tip by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I changed my keyboard mapping (with our without painting over the keys) I'd become one of those monkees banging out random Shakespear sonets.

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    41. Re:a tip by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      I use a Model M that was manufactured in 1984. Still going strong. And with removable keycaps it can do what Das Keyboard can for considerably cheaper.

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    42. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blatant scam! whoever buys into this has gotta be the biggest idiot ever! hahahaha... if you don't want to look at your keyboard, then just don't; why buy a new keyboard? WTF!!!

    43. Re:a tip by Insount · · Score: 1

      do the click like the old IBM keyboards, now THAT would be worth the extra money.

      Your wishes have been fulfilled.

    44. Re:a tip by tattoi.nobori · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think vinyl dye would be a better choice... It's designed to adhere to plastics, so it won't come off on your fingers. Costs about 8 bucks a can, available at your local auto-parts store.

    45. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you gotta shake the can first... don't miss an important step.

    46. Re:a tip by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The windows key is a good idea, I wish my Model-M had one. It's not like it magicly stops working in linux or something. If I had one, I'd use it purely for window manager/shell binds, like switching windows/frames/etc(I use Ion). Keep ctrl/alt for apps.

      Also, why hasn't there been any real change in keyboard layout? I know the transitioning would suck, but I can think of two minor changes that would make data entry a ton easier: Tab key on numpad, Backspace key for half of the spacebar.

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    47. Re:a tip by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      A fellow victim in college removed all the keys from his keyboard to clean them. He became impatient, or plain didn't care, when he put the keys back on. Only the keys which were limited by their physical shape were replaced in their correct places.

      We didn't meausre his typing speed before and after. There was, however, a large increase in tiny outbursts of displeasure directed at the keyboard.

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    48. Re:a tip by hey! · · Score: 1

      Why?

      The key caps on my laptop were worn down ages ago. Palm rest too. Did you know that underneath the black exterior of an IBM ThinkPad, the actual case is teal blue?

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    49. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean "gunk" or "spunk"?

    50. Re:a tip by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      I use Dvorak with a QWERTY layout as well. I originally switched the keys, but then my friend came round. He couldn't type in Dvorak, and he couldn't touch-type QWERTY, so we switched the keys back and changed the keymap. It really is the best way to learn to touch-type.

      However, I find that I still look at the keys sometimes. I just equate a particular symbol with a different key. I don't know whether I'd be able to do that with no markings, but I'd get used to it.

      Now, has anybody else noticed that the diagram and picture look different? The picture has a larger backspace key, but what would be enter is split into two, presumably backspace and enter. Which I suppose is a better way of doing it than squeezing backspace in the home row, like I'd have expected would be done, since it gives both enter (on the home row) and backspace a large area.

      Now if only it came in a 105-key variety (in which £ goes above 3, goes above ` and # and ~ get their own key), and if they could do that in a way which didn't make me stretch over \ to get left shift or hit # when I go for backspace or enter, I might consider it. Customising the springiness would be even better.

    51. Re:a tip by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Tab key on numpad, Backspace key for half of the spacebar.

      Nice, but don't make it half the space bar. Split the spacebar into thirds, and make the middle third the space bar. That way it's available to both thumbs, and normal use of the spacebar won't be as severely affected.

    52. Re:a tip by Insount · · Score: 1

      BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

      Tried that. It wore off within minutes of typing.
      Sandpaper doesn't work well either; it ruins the texture of the keytops. And whatever chemical abrasive will remove the letters will probably also damage the keytop plastic (I tried acetone and turpentine).

      My solution? See here.

    53. Re:a tip by stanmann · · Score: 1

      pretty close to indestructible might be somewhat of an understatement.. I left a dent in a steel security door using a model M to knock on it(as a joke).

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    54. Re:a tip by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every yer or so I take my keyboard, hold it upside down, and shake it. Man, the junk that comes out of there ... I'm continuously amazed that it still works. Cookie crumbs, dog hair and drool, small parts, ...

    55. Re:a tip by zapp · · Score: 1

      The thing that has kept me off dvorak for so long (despite trying to pick it up a couple times), is that I do more with my keyboard than just type.

      I am a keyboard-shortcut fiend, and changing the layout destroys that. Normal shortcuts for one, but ever try using Vi or Vim with dvorak?

      Do you have any sort of solution to this that maybe I've missed?

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    56. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a hint, a hint! gimme a hint!

    57. Re:a tip by joto · · Score: 0
      The real joke is when you then change the keyboard mapping to Davorak and double your speed again.

      Hmm, interesting. What is this Davorak you speak of. Never heard of that language.

      QWERTY was designed to be a--s s--l--o--w a--s possible to keep you from jamming the damn keys.

      Nope, QWERTY was designed to keep you from getting the rods connected to each key jamming into each other. Of course that isn't a big concern today, as that kind of typewriters is pretty much outdated today. However, if you really wanted to design a keyboard today, that would be as slow as possible, I'm sure I could come up with quite a lot of "improvements" to qwerty.

      And if you really wanted to design a keyboard for maximum typing speed, I'm sure there are better layouts than Dvorak too, as most of the hype for Dvorak is just that: hype. I'm not saying that Dvorak isn't "better", (which it probably is, to some degree). But it clearly will not make you type at double speed, unless you are a complete moron who never learnt to type properly in the first place.

    58. Re:a tip by giberti · · Score: 1

      Using paint for plastic models would likely work best, most of them actually bond with the plastic forming a shell which really hangs on.

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    59. Re:a tip by raisedbyrobots · · Score: 1

      That's what I did when I started using Dvorak and realized the keys were never going to be accurate anyway.

    60. Re:a tip by fshalor · · Score: 1

      There's a substance called "MollyCoat" which was used heavily in the 70's for greaing on teletypes.

      One particular model, the T35, had a gear which would wear out in about 300 hours. Pull it out, spray it with mollycoat and then it would last for years.

      I've seen it used on jeyboards, but it eats some of the cheaper plastics. If you can get it compatable, and let it dry (in a few minutes), you'be essentially got a very good protectin for the keys.

      Of course, you also have a slightly different tactile response. i prefered the logitech kb's and mice. (Not the new m510's, the're more slippery than the m500's. )

      Seriously though., this DasKeyboard looks like the same KB's I get from my vendor for free with new comps. Okay, good life time, but kind of bulky. At least it doesn't have the godwawful split backspace jey. I hate those.

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    61. Re:a tip by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've been typing in Dvorak for about a year and am highly found of Vim. I often use a lot of their shortcuts all the time, it doesn't take too much getting used to, it's just relearning the shortcuts at a much higher pace than when you originally learned them.

      All in all I'm happy for the switch, not only do I type more fluently, but it also keeps people off my computer.

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    62. Re:a tip by Phantom-Organist · · Score: 1

      I love the click of the old keyboards, and that blank one looks like an old IBM keyboard anyway.

    63. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get carded for a Sharpie? Geez.

      I guess those kids are easy enough to recognize anyway; they all have Hitler mustaches.

    64. Re:a tip by Neko-kun · · Score: 1

      The other option is to use Liquid Paper also known as White-Out.

      That's how I learned back in middle school on Apple ][e's.

      Nothing drained the idea of scraping it off faster than the threat of a three day suspension if even the _corner_ showed signs of scraping.

    65. Re:a tip by Psmylie · · Score: 1
      If you really want to have fun, switch some of the keys around. Spell out something funny while you're at it. Anyone who's a "hunt-and-peck" style typist will have their productivity cut to about 10% of normal.

      That gives me an idea for an "upgrade" actually... time to work on some co-workers' boards >:-)

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    66. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut up you wet behind the ears 12 year old.
      When you actually know your head from your ass we MIGHT want your opinion.

      If the damn fool knew what his dick was for we would ALL be in danger.

    67. Re:a tip by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      Or scratch off all the labels, Unless they leave a sticky residue.
      Or get a desk with a broken keyboard drawer that doesn't come out. That should cost about the same price, and if you use a wireless keyboard, you can keep it!

    68. Re:a tip by dotgain · · Score: 1
      Sort of funny, but sort of serious as well. I remember about two years ago when I was stupid enough to get talked into learning Dvorak, I pryed all the keys off, and put them back on, only to notice on some keyboards, the QWERTY row keys have different profiles to the ASDFG row, and different again for the ZXCVB row, so they had to all go back on as QWERTY again.

      Okay, so it wouldn't be that hard to get them back on after you'd painted them, but still

      I got really good at Dvorak, or at least as fast as I was at QWERTY, until I resigned myself to the fact that I'll always be dealing primarly with QWERTY keyboards (I use my own computer the least), I never managed to get my Sun Openboot mapped otherwise, hotkey combinations became unusable (notice how cut, copy and paste were all next to each other in QWERTY), and just couldn't be bothered remapping the vi keymappings so hjkl movement worked.

      Sure Dvorak is a good design, I won't argue with that at all, but that's not the topic anyway.

    69. Re:a tip by m50d · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, the bottom row on mine is worn off through use.

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    70. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I changed my keyboard mapping (with our without painting over the keys) I'd become one of those monkees banging out random Shakespear sonets.

      I don't understand. What's different?
    71. Re:a tip by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's a 'blank' version of the Happy Hacking Keyboard.

      Also, check this review for another unusual keyboard.

      I can't believe nobody has posted the above info yet. Slashdot has really gone downhill as of late.

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    72. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must admit I've popped the keycaps off to retreive bits of weed from the depths. I don't eat or drink over they keyboard - it would ruin my secret stash!

    73. Re:a tip by Kaa · · Score: 1

      So what else do you save money on? You probably prefer inflatable dolls over the real thing?

      Oh, so the real thing for you costs $80..?

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    74. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put a towel over the keyboard and your hands.

    75. Re:a tip by kanefsky · · Score: 1

      It looks like a $20 Keytronic keyboard to me. The variable key weighting is something Keytronic has done for years. Notice the similarity between these two images:

      http://www.daskeyboard.com/images/keygrams.jpg
      http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/image s/ErgoColkeyv2.gif

    76. Re:a tip by arivanov · · Score: 1

      FPS freak...

      Real geeks have IJKL (and to lesser degree UOBN) worn out. AZ follow... But W, S, D - who cares about what weapon you are wielding, searching is best done via an artefact or intrinsic and D... WTF was D anyway...

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    77. Re:a tip by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      it's also interesting that shortcuts on Windows are still bound to the control key. Everyone says "well the big difference between mac and windows is that everything is command/apple instead of control." They forget to mention that the control key requires you to use your pinky and take your hand off the home row, whereas the apple key resides next to the space bar and makes you simply slide your thumb over.

      Hence, OS X is a LOT more shortcut friendly right out of the box. It's incredible how much of a difference it makes. It's a little thing but it's one of those "damn, why doesn't anyone else do stuff like this" situations.

    78. Re:a tip by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Almost, but not quite. QWERTY was designed to minimize jamming in manual typewriters. That much is true. It wasn't really designed to slow people down so much as it was designed so that letters which are frequently adjacent in words are widely spaced on the keyboard, and so that both hands are used roughly equally.

      Since mechanical typewriters are museum pieces now, the first justification of QWERTY is now irrelevant. Whether DVORAK does a better job of using both hands equally, and putting the most frequently used keys in the home position is a matter for debate (if not holy wars).

      I've tried DVORAK and wasn't impressed enough with it to bother switching from QWERTY. What I want is a keyboard that lets me write code without having to hit the shift key. Imagine being able to type something like this without hitting the shift key once:

      for (i = 1; i < n; i++){ x[i] += ((x[i] > y[i]) ? i | *z : i ^ *z); y[i+1] = x[i]; }
      With a QUERTY keyboard, I had to hit the shift key 14 seperate times to type that (silly) line of code. I don't think DVORAK is going to be much better. My pinkies ache after a long hacking run.
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    79. Re:a tip by Malawar · · Score: 0

      Heck, D was useless too, most traps were safe to walk over. - I'm not a script, dammit!

    80. Re:a tip by Guildencrantz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I LOVE the way that Vi/Vim perform with the Dvorak layout. Quitting (:q) is a lovely roll of the left three fingers of the left hand("shift+z x" on a Qwerty keyboard). Then again if you use jkhl for cursor positioning you might want to think about remapping.

      Actually it's those "jkhl" situations when shortcuts are related less to the function than the layout on a keyboard that caused the most problems. When I was first learning Dvorak (five years-ago) remembering cut and paste sucked since I'd memorized where the key was and my mind remembered that I was using a new layout but frequently was running a little too quickly to remember the fact it was X and V I was supposed to be hitting (I printed several things unintentionally).

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    81. Re:a tip by Pinefresh · · Score: 1

      don't you mean the tux key?

    82. Re:a tip by Tassach · · Score: 1

      What grit sandpaper did you use? Try something with a finer grit, like emory cloth.

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    83. Re:a tip by kelzer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What we need now is a Slashdot story on somebody's ultimate DIY keyboard mod, complete with about 28 high-quality close-up PNG's showing every step of unplugging the keyboard from the PC, masking the keyboard, spraying the primer, watching the primer dry, digging out the primer that got between the keys, and hooking the keyboard back up. Oh, and about 5 more "action" shots of the keyboard in use, some with the lights off (so you can see the cool green Num Lock LED).

      Then in another week we'll see another Slashdot story about basically the same thing, but this time using a wireless keyboard!

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    84. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      esdf! unleash qaz.

      by the way, what the heck is this "To confirm you're not a script,
      please type the text shown in this image:" I see here? Am I being CARDED TO POST ON SLASHDOT? Are they accusing me of being some sort of delinquent program bent on spamming? This is an outrage! Somebody needs to write some good, open source OCR software to defeat this!

    85. Re:a tip by stuktongue · · Score: 1

      I scored a '93 Model M a few years ago from a coworker who didn't value it when he got his upgrade. It's great. I looked on the back, though, and noticed it was manufactured for IBM by Lexmark. Interesting.

    86. Re:a tip by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      I actually did this, or something like it. I used white-out to cover the letters on my keyboard at work, and it really did help me stop watching the keyboard while I typed. I'm not a fast typist, though, because I can't do better than 55 wpm.

    87. Re:a tip by Parity · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean frequently adjacent letters like in 'tion' and 'er' and 'ing', very common endings?

      Lessee, tion is left-right-right-right... er is left-left, ing is left-left-right... hmmm.

      No.

      Of the unsubstantiated qwerty origin stories, the only one I believe is that having all the letters in the word 'TYPEWRITER' be in the top row. To make sales demos easier. That's the kind of design constraint we all know...

      Dvorak is no faster for coding than qwerty. It's really not -faster- for typing generally. It is, however, designed to use the home row for the most frequently hit keys, and for the 'reach' keys, to have the easiest reaches be for common letters. The rarer the letter (or symbol) the harder the
      reach. It was designed for typing English words,
      though, not C code. It has no real advantages in typing code itself (it does have advantages in typing comments... and variable names that look like dissertations...) Anyway. I use dvorak to reduce my carpal tunnel risks, not for speed.

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    88. Re:a tip by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      I code a lot of Lisp, so I remapped my 9 and 0 keys to produce (/) unshifted, and 9/0 shifted. If you do a lot of C, it's worthwhile to set [ and ] to produce {/} unshifted and [/] shifted. If you use a readable_code_style in C, then setting - to produce _ unshifted is a HUGE help for your pinky fingers. When I was being a PHP whore for money, I set 4 to produce $ unshifted too.

      xkb is a wonderful thing (xkeycaps makes it übereasy to set up the remapping too).

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    89. Re:a tip by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my left windows key is set to Meta, and the right one is set to multi (so I can be cool and type áccënted çháräctêrß with ease).

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    90. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prëäch ït bröthä

    91. Re:a tip by Leeesher · · Score: 1

      If you were half the geek you pretend to be the labels would already be worn off. ...although, I suppose if you're only typing with one hand...

    92. Re:a tip by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Cool. That will work for me at home, but at work I'm stuck using Windows. Do you know of an equivalent program for the beast of redmond?

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    93. Re:a tip by emilv · · Score: 1

      Try KeyTweak

    94. Re:a tip by PenguinRigger · · Score: 1

      Good point, considering I have the same frolicking keyboard (Keytronics # E03600QL) that has the same weighted keys. Oddly enough, my letters wear off pretty quickly, makes you think they are selling a bunch of cleaned up used keyboards as "blank".

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    95. Re:a tip by 26199 · · Score: 1

      I have one. It's called a TouchStream, and I have mine configured so that I don't use any reaches at all. I have modifier keys (which are in the place of normal QWERTY keys, not in the place of Shift and friends) that turn the right hand side of the keyboard into various symbol pads. But you can configure it how you want.

      Google for them... they're wonderful things (zero force typing, gestures, mousing). Unfortunately the company has been bought out and it looks like they may not be produced... expect to pay about $450 for a second hand one. And it's absolutely worth it.

    96. Re:a tip by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      What I'd really like would be for the arrow keys to be in a hollow plus configuration, rather than inverted-T. That would make it so much easier to locate down_arrow (I always end up with left-arrow), and essential when moving around editors.

      Incidentally, the IBM ultranav, with inbuilt trackpoint is wonderful (and I modded it to give me a scroll-wheel too). This means I can use keyboard/mouse without always moving hands.

    97. Re:a tip by rcktSci · · Score: 1

      I don't think braille displays are exactly cheap...

    98. Re:a tip by nozzo · · Score: 1

      Or take wifes/girlfriends/sisters nail varnish remover and cotton wool pads and rub key caps off. Works and costs a couple of quid. I have a Billy Gates keyboard which is black and the left CTRL and shift key are faded to almost black anyway due to MS FS2004.

    99. Re:a tip by wireloose · · Score: 1

      They should also change the lock LEDs to Luxor 5 watt batwing emitter LEDs. That would further encourage eyes-off typing skills, because of the brightness of the LED (nearly 120 lumens). That would probably draw too much current through the keyboard, though, and smoke the USB/PS2 driver chipset.

    100. Re:a tip by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Here's a tip to save your precious two color-blind eyes:

      a. cover keyboard and hands with a towel
      b. tape blinders to the bottom of your eyes
      c. if you have a underdesk sliding keyboard, slide the keyboard back under and slide your hands onto the keyboard
      or
      d. stick keyboard in a box and do the gom jabbar test

    101. Re:a tip by flawedgeek · · Score: 1

      and also prevention from pressing enter when you really wanted \ or ; or SHIFT or other keys that sometimes cause problems.

      Can they make it so the (start) key requires about 50 pounds of force to press it down? Or, even better, just take it out. The keyboard on the server at my dad's office has no (start) keys, and it's pure bliss.

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    102. Re:a tip by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      I do something similar except my spot is the glove box on the car. You roll on the owners manual, then throw the manual into the glovebox, stragglers and all.

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    103. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, that would really make W-S-A-D games a bi*ch to play ..

    104. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      QWERTY was designed to keep you from getting the rods connected to each key jamming into each other.

      NO. That is only a stupid urban legend that won't die. Just as the belief that Dvorak is "faster" than QWERTY.

    105. Re:a tip by Lifthrasir · · Score: 1
      a standard inflatable doll is a whole lot cheaper than a real doll.

      not that i'd know or anything . . .

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    106. Re:a tip by Paraplex · · Score: 1

      I thought a blank keyboard might mean "an assignable keyboard" but alas.

      I could probably write:

      for (i = 1; i y[i]) ? i | *z : i ^ *z); y[i+1] = x[i]; }

      if I could assign my function keys and other top row keys to be the !@#$%^& keys (ah.. I mean those character keys not the fkin keys!) and reassign those non critical to typing 'function' keys to a separate row of keys (or a separate keyboard)

      I'd like to see a dual keyboard with completely assignable keys, so I could set it up as Dvorak or qwerty or abcde or however I wanted, and assign various common tasks that *I* use to the extra 50 or so keys at the top... *Then* i'd buy it.

      I've been teased by this limited mutimedia keyboard for too long.

      -'plex

    107. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A google search for "vim dvorak" will turn up various approaches. My personal opinion is that it isn't really worth it to modify any of the keybindings for Vim(e.g. change hjlk to dhnt). hjlk work just as well even if they aren't all right next to each other on the home row. This does take some getting used to.

    108. Re:a tip by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

      No. Krylon fusion. Just wipe the keyboard down with laquer thinner first. That's what I did with mine when I painted it black. Note that if you don't keep your fingernails trimmed, and you don't touch type proplerly, you'll wear the paint off on some of the keys.

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    109. Re:a tip by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, perhaps, However I think the Mark Twain might be almost better, as from what I can from the pictures, the
      f and j keys have no ridges, or dimples on them, the lack of them really defeats the point.

    110. Re:a tip by lav-chan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't really do any coding, but i have remapped a lot of my keys. Like i put ( and ) where [ and ] are (and vice versa). Easier to reach them that way. And i switched / and ' around, so the / is on the home row. And i switched ~ and ` (since i use ~ all the time and i never use `).

      If you use Windows, Microsoft has a fancy little program that lets you create keyboard lay-outs. It's called, ingeniously enough, Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator. You can download it from their site. The benefit is that they're regular software keyboard lay-outs, so you don't have to worry about screwing with the Registry or anything that takes a bunch of work to undo. You just create a new lay-out and double-click the file it makes and select it in Regional Settings.

    111. Re:a tip by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about you, and maybe it's just that I'm used to control being in the corner (very likely now that I think about it), but I find that thumb reach less comfortable.

      Now, I flopped my caps lock and ctrl key so that it's a very small motion to hit ctrl. I tried it on the Sun keyboards in the comp sci labs at school and won't go back.

    112. Re:a tip by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Can someone explain to me why they like this? I hate noisy keyboards... Is it just something you used for a while and got used to, and now it seems like the way it should be?

      (Not criticizing, just curious.)

    113. Re:a tip by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      so called 'modern' keyboards only exist because they are cheap as hell to make, not even a full sized PCB. a little 2"x3" PCB with an IC on it, a clear plastic film with carbon "wires" printed or sprayed onto it, and a rubber sheed with carbon dots is all that is under the keys. must cost a whole $1.75 to make. in order to type you must apply a constant or even increasing pressure to the key, usually resulting it slamming each key much harder in order to ensure each press registers.

      on older switch keyboards once the initial resistance of the spring is overcome the inertia of the key carries it far enough to register the keypress, resulting in far less strain over time as you type and faster typing. I scored my ancient Dell Keyboard because it was an old lab keyboard and totally filthy, four hours, 30 q-tips and a bottle of rubbing alcohol later I had it fully restored and working perfectly. within a few days i had improved my typing speed by quite a bit and my fingers don't get nearly as tired so i type a lot more.

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    114. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just pry the (start) key off.

    115. Re:a tip by EvanED · · Score: 1

      So it's a matter of the feel rather than the noise? I will agree that the old ones feel better.

      Can you get the feel without the noise though? There's no way I could stand to use one of those keyboards...

    116. Re:a tip by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The later ones were all made by Lexmark. I even have one that has a Lexmark logo where the IBM logo usually resides above the Esc and F1 keys. So far, it's the only Lexmark branded device I've seen that hasn't fallen apart.

    117. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clicky keyboards are awesome. I'm still using the one I originally got with my 286 - must be going on 10-12 years now. I've tried other keyboards and nothing is as good, simple as that.

    118. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another idea: get a f&&k!ng life.

      This is the stupidest product ever. Here, let me make an incomplete keyboard and charge a ludicrous amount of money for it.

      Or if you must have a keyboard with no letters on it buy the cheapo $10 keyboard and use it for about 2 weeks and all of the letters will be gone...

    119. Re:a tip by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      You can't eat the keyboard crunchies in an emergency...

      I've smoked the little bits I found in my k/b. It was an emergency, kind of...

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    120. Re:a tip by cerebis · · Score: 1
      It's definitely about the feel. My first introduction to these keyboards was at university, when I wrangled an account for the IBM RS/6000 workstation lab as an undergraduate. I'd get some funny looks from the graduate/postgraduates, but hey, they were making so little use of the resources. Fear the undergraduate that loves computation.

      Anyway, initially I found the sound of the keyboard a little strange, even anachronistic, but typing just felt so much more precise. By the end of the semester, I was really aware of just how crappy standard membrane keyboards were. This was without the assistance of people like me claiming they are great, most people at the time thought they were old fashioned and lame.

      The end result of my experience was to obtain an original IBM Model M keyboard (circa 1984) second hand (it even has a Wordperfect f-key sticker). I actually took it to work, and bought another two much newer (circa 1999) "old stock" IBM keyboards from an online vendor for home.

      Although the newer keyboards have the same mechanism as the original one (with the same feel), they have fallen prey to some internal cost reductions, the old one is about twice as heavy. It would make a great home defense tool.

      Seriously though, a keyboard that has been in use for 21 years (had some spills) and still functioning perfectly. My future plan is to lecture the youth of 2044 about just how great my 70 year old keyboard is, while weakly waving it around.

      If anything, entirely useful 21 year old peripherals make you wonder about the lack of inovation, or at least the lack of adoption of inovation.

    121. Re:a tip by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Sharpies are okay. You get carded for things like "Magnum" markers that have two-inch-wide tips and that can clear out a room with their noxious fumes.

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    122. Re:a tip by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I imagine if you ever wrote a line of code like in a project, someone would pinata your ass (wrap you in paper mache and beat you with a stick).

      ~X~

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    123. Re:a tip by kabz · · Score: 1

      Splitting the spacebar like that *completely sucks*. There's an unused Compaq keyboard just like in a drawer of my desk (or the trash, I don't care).

      I did *try* using it, but it drove me nearly crazy after about 30 minutes.

      This is being typed on a Microsoft Keyboard. It's pretty old, but it's held together despite being slammed pretty hard over the years. Damn it, Microsoft make some decent stuff. (I prefer FOSS for my software needs though ;-) )

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    124. Re:a tip by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      Dvorak is typed about the same speed as QWERTY once you learn it. Dvorak's main advantage is that it requires less movement of the fingers. This reduces stress on the wrist and makes it better for people with carpal tunnel.

    125. Re:a tip by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      It took me a while to get used to it, I'll admit. In my case, it was held up from the idea that I had to lift my hand up.

      The big difference, for me, is that so many basic functions are automatically tied to the apple key and another key that's close to the home row. Opening, quitting, closing, spawning new stuff, it's all tied to the apple key, and after I started doing a lot of shortcuts, I stopped and said to myself "hey... why does this feel like I'm working with these things so much easier?" Part of it is that OS X does a good job of emphasizing shortcuts (no underlined letters in menus, for example), but I realized that I was just naturally sliding my [left] thumb over to the key. Looking at a keyboard it makes sense, as the F key is right at the edge of the space bar and the J key is nearly in the middle. So for me I just got used to folding my thumb in, and now I will just automatically use hotkeys for things. It's nice that most developers for OS X will do standard hotkey practices, like apple-comma for preferences, which definitely helps, but I've talked to some people about the thumb-thing and after I've mentioned it, they've all noticed it too.

      So part of my side might be that it worked for me, and by telling people about it they're becoming more aware than they would be otherwise. But your remapping control up to capslock is similar -- you just slide your pinky over and bam! Makes more sense, too, given how infrequently caps-lock comes into play and how often it's accidentally. I should look into doing that on my windows laptop ;D

    126. Re:a tip by menscher · · Score: 1

      I had a keyboard with that arrow-key layout once. The "center" of the plus produced a space. It also had the corners, which were supposedly "diagonal", but in reality just produced up-left, up-right, etc. Which is fine, except when you would have wanted left-up instead of up-left. Oh well... still useful.

    127. Re:a tip by F34nor · · Score: 1

      You're right it was designed to make common two letter combinations come from opposite sides of the tray but so what? Still sounds slow to me.

      Either way do you really think a blank keyboard is going to make you the much faster? I doubt you do so who am I talking to anyway?

    128. Re:a tip by Narfle+the+Garthok · · Score: 1

      I realize I'm a bit late with my reply, but I've had similar discomfort with hitting the shift key all the time. Since buying a touchstream lp (http://www.fingerworks.com/) my pinkies have finally recovered from years of abuse. The integrated programmer's punctuation pad and customizability of the unit have drastically cut down the amount of reaching my hands have to do to reach those "rarely used" keys.

      I actually bought it to aleviate wrist pain from using a standard mouse, and cuz it looked pretty damn sweet. At $300US, the price is kinda steep, but it's been totally worth it to me, especially since they keep coming out with firmware upgrades.

      P.S. Xwinder is totally sweet. Oh, and the gestures are badass, it's like all-in-one gestures (http://extensionroom.mozdev.org/list.php/Firefox/ all#aio) for every app, sorta.

      I am not affiliated in any way with fingerworks, just a satisfied customer. Hope this helps.

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    129. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's pretty funny. They could have at least change the colors or something instead of just resizing the same image.

    130. Re:a tip by MaTriXxx1 · · Score: 1

      >>Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have
      >>fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered
      >>with gunk

      >... and how is this different from any true geek's
      >keyboard?

      typically the hand is stiky... well one of them, I'd say likely the right hand.... The monitor covered in spunk er gunk, and an avi playing on the screen... O and dont forget the slashdot in the background ;)

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    131. Re:a tip by evilviper · · Score: 1
      It's really not -faster- for typing generally.

      Yeah, right... All the fastest (world record) typers in the past several decades have used Dvorak keyboards, but that's just simple coincidence, right?

      Why do people spout-off crap that doesn't even pass a laugh-test?
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    132. Re:a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth didn't you remap [ and ] to ( and ) for lisp? It seems crazy to sacrifice 9 and 0. I use [] -> (), {}->[], ()->{} on my keyboard for maximum lisp-comfort.

  2. Obligatory by mukund · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it have the `any' key?

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    1. Re:Obligatory by RaisinBread · · Score: 2, Funny

      It *is* the any key.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Zwets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, more importantly, how do you find out where they've decided to put the backslash this time?

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    3. Re:Obligatory by XiQ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Press the black one.

    4. Re:Obligatory by Mikey-San · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does it have the `any' key?

      Yeah, but I can't find the damned thing!

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    5. Re:Obligatory by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      hmm, [looks at pics] .?. maybe .?.

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    6. Re:Obligatory by TuringTest · · Score: 1


      That's the beauty of it! Any key can be the 'any' key!


      Better yet, on this keyboard ALL keys are the 'any' key!

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    7. Re:Obligatory by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Does it have the `any' key?"

      Bah. A REAL keyboard only has a 1 and a 0.

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    8. Re:Obligatory by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Overkill. One key suffices. 1 and 0 can be distinguished according to the length of the key press. This also will teach you fast typing because if you type too slowly you'll get only zeros (assuming that zero is the longer keypress).

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    9. Re:Obligatory by aslate · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The annoying thing is that the Keyboard image doesn't line up with the key map that they provide.

    10. Re:Obligatory by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 1

      you have way too much time! on your hands - perhaps this is because you are so fast at typing and you complete all your work in employee of the month style?

    11. Re:Obligatory by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      Argh true.
      Every keyboard I use has the backslash in different locations. How can I use LyX normally without easy access to the backslash? :

      My favorite placing of the \ is just to the left of the backspace and just to the right of the plus/equals key.

      Where's yours?

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    12. Re:Obligatory by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Overkill. One key suffices. 1 and 0 can be distinguished according to the length of the key press. This also will teach you fast typing because if you type too slowly you'll get only zeros (assuming that zero is the longer keypress).

      GENIUS!

      We can use something similar to send messages between computers.. much less chance of corruption.

      Gotta think of a good name for the patent.

      Umm..

      I know!

      Morse Code!

    13. Re:Obligatory by Scuff · · Score: 1

      Not sure why this was modded as funny, he's absolutely right. What I assume is the backspace key on the keyboard is shown next to the backspace key in the map, but is actually located under it.

    14. Re:Obligatory by aslate · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's because i'm on Study Leave for my AS exams, although i've still got 2 weeks till my next exam?

      I actually just opened the larger version of the keyboard in a new tab, and then wanted to see what the pressure-map was to see how they weighted the keys. Going between the two i noticed "Hang on a minute, where the hell is this key on the keyboard?".

    15. Re:Obligatory by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Funny


      Once again Apple leads the world in innovation! They did this decades ago... not only that, but they added a position sensor to the bottom of this "one-key keyboard" to allow fast positioning of the cursor on the screen. WOW, now that is impressive.

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    16. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      |\ key takes the top of the Enter key, and Backspace is a double length key. Mistery solved, have a cookie.

    17. Re:Obligatory by m50d · · Score: 1

      You mean you expect the backslash on the physical keyboard to actually type a backslash? I've given up on that, I just know the common places, try the key nestled in the enter (whatever it may appear to be) before the one with an actual backslash on.

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    18. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're correct that one key suffices, however, you don't need to determine the length of the key press. (What a horribly bloated mess that would be!) Assume a standard keypress length.

      0=not pressed
      1=pressed.

    19. Re:Obligatory by sapientmonkey · · Score: 1

      Blank keys for uncreative, blank minds. I want a keyboard made out of bamboo with panda poop smeared all over it!

    20. Re:Obligatory by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And how do you signal "I'm not currently typing anything"?

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    21. Re:Obligatory by joshjoneswas · · Score: 1

      one more notch to that even!

      A keyboard you wire to your head that determines a 1 or 0 by which signal it reads! AWESOME!

      Hey, I saw where that disabled gentleman could move the mouse with using his brain waves so why not this?

      ROCK!

    22. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple? More like Xerox PARC.

    23. Re:Obligatory by gr0k · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! That would go nicely with my one button Apple mouse...

      Come to think of it, skip the keyboard alltogether. Just use the mouse!

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  3. Victum of Marketing by suso · · Score: 1

    $79 for an IBM keyboard that has been painted black (I know there is more to it than that, but that is essentially what you get). Now can someone tell me what solvent I can use to rub off the characters on my $30 white ergonomic keyboard?

    1. Re:Victum of Marketing by rokzy · · Score: 1

      you're right.

      when I clicked the link I was shocked (shocked I say!) by how ugly it was.

    2. Re:Victum of Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acetone will probably work.

    3. Re:Victum of Marketing by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      acetone is sue to work

    4. Re:Victum of Marketing by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1

      Correct you are sir. And what idiot would fall for this marketing???? Since when does type-by-touch make you ubergeek? My grandmother can type-by-touch, but trust me ubergeek she is not. If you need a keyboard to solidify your geek status, I'd say more computer knowledge might actually be a better investment.

      I mean really, isn't equating type-by-touch with ubergeek a bit like equating ability to boil water with gormet chef?

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    5. Re:Victum of Marketing by Mahou · · Score: 1

      yeh wtf? it still has that stupid line up of a regular keyboard. when is someone gonna make a keyboard thats more grid-like so wasd lines up and other such advances like putting the numpad and home/end, etc keys in the middle so the typing is kind of ergonomical but doesn't have the numpad jetting off waaaayyy over to the right?!?!

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    6. Re:Victum of Marketing by Urchlay · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > when is someone gonna make a keyboard thats more grid-like so wasd lines up

      I've typed on a few keyboards like that: the original Commodore PET had the whole keyboard as a grid, and there was a "gamers' keyboard" at the local Micro Center that had just the left half laid out as a grid.

      In both cases, the grid-layout keyboards are almost impossible for humans to type on, particularly humans who already know how to type. Even if you've never typed before, I suspect you'd end up cursing at the grid layout. It looks like it would require pretty unnatural finger motions to use.

      Actually, the gamers' keyboard looks like it'd be wonderful for gaming (what it was designed for), you'd just need a second keyboard for everything else (not a problem with USB, if you have the desk space for them both).

      > other such advances like putting the numpad and home/end, etc keys in the middle so the typing is kind of ergonomical but doesn't have the numpad jetting off waaaayyy over to the right?!?!

      Agree 100% about the numpad. In fact my favorite keyboard ever is the IBM Model M Spacesaver, which doesn't have the num pad at all. I really don't miss it (I don't use it on any keyboard at all), but I've seen some serious rapid data entry by people who do use it... The best of both worlds would be to have all keyboards come in two varieties (with or without numpad), or maybe for all keyboards to have removable numpads.

      But then I think the best of all possible worlds would be a world where every desk has an IBM Model M on it, so what do I know?

      Your idea of moving the home/end/etc. keys to the middle is the best thing I've seen in this thread. They could be grouped together in a row between the existing F-keys and numbers/punctuation, so you could reach them with just a little extra finger stretch instead of having to move your whole hand several inches to the right.

    7. Re:Victum of Marketing by LanceMan · · Score: 1

      Thinking about it, the numpad/inverted T layout was designed pre mouse. It's currently nice for lefty mousers. Righties could use a Model M with the numpad/inverted T moved the left side of the keyboard.

    8. Re:Victum of Marketing by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      I think what they're trying to say is that if you spend $80 on a black keyboard with no real features, you're an ubergeek.

    9. Re:Victum of Marketing by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      Well, ANYTHING would be better than the numpad's current position. Even putting it on the other side would make more sense, as the current position causes not only the actual position of the keyboard to be shifted to the left in a "right in front" scenario, but also means you need to take your hand off the mouse to use them.

      Ideally you'd just be able to move your typing/shortcut hand to the numpad when you're mousing.

      When I mouse left-handed, it's one of the things I really like.

    10. Re:Victum of Marketing by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:Victum of Marketing by evilviper · · Score: 1
      when is someone gonna make a keyboard thats more grid-like so wasd lines up

      Uhh, years ago: http://www.typematrix.com/

      Really nice keyboard BTW.
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    12. Re:Victum of Marketing by evilviper · · Score: 1
      It looks like it would require pretty unnatural finger motions to use.

      You may have had a bad experience with a vertically aligned keyboard, but this statement is pretty ridiculous...

      For one thing, I'm typing this on a vertically aligned keyboard right now. I was looking for new keyboards because even ergonomic ones made my fingers, hands, wrists, and even arms (to a lesser extent) hurt significantly, even after only a couple hours of typing. This keyboard has improved the situation greatly. In addition, I type much more quickly now.
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    13. Re:Victum of Marketing by Urchlay · · Score: 1
      >Thinking about it, the numpad/inverted T layout was designed pre mouse. It's currently nice for lefty mousers.

      I switched to lefty mousing partly for that reason a few years ago. Of course, the other reason for switching is that I actually am left-handed :)

      >Righties could use a Model M with the numpad/inverted T moved the left side of the keyboard.

      That would definitely be better than right-handed mousers having to move their hand 6 or more inches to use the mouse.

      Of course, the vast majority of end-users (at least the ones I deal with) doesn't seem to know about touch-typing or home-row keys anyway.

    14. Re:Victum of Marketing by Urchlay · · Score: 1
      >You may have had a bad experience with a vertically aligned keyboard, but this statement is pretty ridiculous...

      Well, OK, maybe `unnatural' isn't the correct word. Likely it's no more unnatural than typing on any other keyboard.

      Probably a better word is `totally different from what I've been doing the past 25+ years'. That's not necessarily a bad thing... but I'm used to being fast and accurate. Any change in keyboard engonomics (layout, force required to press key, etc) causes me to make lots of mistakes and irritates me in the extreme, so I'm not likely to switch unless I develop nasty wrist/hand problems...

      Looking at the page you linked to, I can see your keyboard is a lot nicer than the old PET grid keyboard. Of course, the PET was made ~30 years ago, no surprises there.

    15. Re:Victum of Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dang that looks nice but the price is kind of crazy. i wonder why they dont put more space in the middle so when you type your hands are in line with your shoulders. oh well

  4. Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nowadays keyboards come with an extra row of buttons along the top: email, internet, volume and so forth. The mute key is pretty useful but the real piece of genius is the calculator key.

    I don't care how funky your keyboard is: if you don't have a calculator key I'm not buying it. I'm used to it and I've come to expect it. Five years ago, sure, but get with the program. I'm not willing to remap and lose a regular key.

    1. Re:Calculator key? by rokzy · · Score: 1

      special keys are so last year. get a real OS with a Dashboard so you can have a key for a calculator or anything else.

    2. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, some people really like those keys? I thought it was just a stupid junk feature manufacturers added to attract new users who arent sure what they want in a keyboard.

      Personally, I would never buy a keyboard that has an "email key", that's what keybindings are for. I would question the build and design quality of a keyboard that relies on extra keys to get me to hand over the cash.

    3. Re:Calculator key? by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      who needs Print Screen? Scroll lock? Lose one of those, and save yourself from buying ugly crappy kayboards. Need to control the volumen? Get a Griffin Powermate!

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    4. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 2, Informative

      special keys are so last year. get a real OS with a Dashboard so you can have a key for a calculator or anything else.

      Uh, even Windows can map keys. Like I said, I *don't want* to lose another key by mapping it to calculator.

    5. Re:Calculator key? by BungoMan85 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Couldn't agree more. I got the MS wireless desktop elite keyboard and mouse ($99.99 at Fry's). It is by far the best keyboard I've ever used. What makes it so is mostly the extra buttons up top. I use the calculator one at least 10 times a day. And the volume control/play control/mute button for WMP (I use it, shut up, it works for me) up top is probably going to wear out soon I use it so much. Not to mention the customizable quicklaunch buttons. I got mine set to open the command prompt, Ultra Edit, the registry editor, notepad, and MSVC++. And it has buttons to open a slew of other things too. And lest we forget the browser forward/backward buttons with a scroll wheel beneath them? And that's just the keyboard, the mouse is even cooler.

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    6. Re:Calculator key? by lxs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Real geeks use a sliderule.

    7. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who needs Print Screen?

      I use print screen almost daily for screen captures.

    8. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 1

      Personally, I would never buy a keyboard that has an "email key", that's what keybindings are for. I would question the build and design quality of a keyboard that relies on extra keys to get me to hand over the cash.

      Well you could just ignore them :-p I ignore most of them.

      I really don't see how an extra row of keys compromises build quality, though (!). Sure, if it had double the keys at the same price point but I don't see that happening. And I am willing to pay for premium stuff.

    9. Re:Calculator key? by rokzy · · Score: 0

      d'uh it's not about mapping keys. if you knew how Dashboard works you'd know you wouldn't lose another key, just gain more options from that key.

    10. Re:Calculator key? by Nept · · Score: 1

      what, you've mapped all your "CTRL+", "CTRL+ALT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+FN+" combinations already and need even more special keys?

      I mean, I thought I had a lot of hotkeys, but I'm still trying to work my way through mapping all the ctrl+alt+shift+fn keys...

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    11. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 1

      Real geeks use a sliderule.

      Heh :-)

      Yes, I was half expecting someone to tell me to get an HP-graphing-ultracalc.

    12. Re:Calculator key? by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD uses scroll lock to, well, lock you into scroll mode. Then you can scroll up and down your console. Yay!

      And Print Screen is useful in Windows for taking screenshots.

    13. Re:Calculator key? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Give me your adress, I'll send you 2 bucks to buy an actual calculator.

    14. Re:Calculator key? by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      gotta agree with you here, somewhat. i dont use ANY bonus keys because they're different on every computer. the only one i use all the time is the calculator button, have this old microsoft internet keyboard (i know i know shaddap) at work and its got a calculator button about a centimeter above the / and * keys on the numpad. couldnt be more convenient to just hit and start hammerin numbers.

    15. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 1

      what, you've mapped all your "CTRL+", "CTRL+ALT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+FN+" combinations already and need even more special keys?

      No, sure. I wanted keyboard gymnastics I could use windows+r, "calc", return. But that's not the point - I've got a calculator key, I like it, and I'd prefer to keep it thanks very much.

    16. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I would never buy a keyboard that has an "email key", that's what keybindings are for. I would question the build and design quality of a keyboard that relies on extra keys to get me to hand over the cash.

      I never like the dumb (and utterly uselss) "email" buttons, but I am a fan of the Sun Keyboard designs. The "cut", "Copy", "paste", "stop" and other keys on the left can be very handy. It's too bad that Unix software is moving away from using such wonderful keys. :-(

      The only thing that tends to throw users new to Unix keyboards is the location of the Control key. On Unix keyboards, the Control and Caps Lock are swapped. I actually find it a bit more comfortable, but many people are used to the PC keyboard design.

    17. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CTRL+ALT+C is my calculator
      CTRL+ALT+T is Thunderbird
      CTRL+ALT+F is Firefox

      I don't need no stinkin' dedicated keys!

    18. Re:Calculator key? by jargoone · · Score: 1

      who needs Print Screen?

      Anyone who runs bleeding edge Linux or Linux on dodgy hardware. More info here

      Scroll lock?

      Most home and commercial KVMs I've used default to the Scroll Lock key to switch consoles.

    19. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Give me your adress, I'll send you 2 bucks to buy an actual calculator.

      Oh, I can afford two bucks but thanks for the offer! I'll settle for a recommendation of a calculator I can copy/paste into the windows clipboard?

    20. Re:Calculator key? by Mishk0 · · Score: 1

      Try using mouse gestures. You will be even cooler.

    21. Re:Calculator key? by jargoone · · Score: 1

      It is a nice keyboard. One thing I can't figure. Why... the fuck... did they rearrrange the fucking 6-key group above the arrow keys?!? They started this shit a long time ago on their "Elite" keyboards, and on several occasions, it kept me from buying one.

      Logitech MX duo, with normal arrangement for me, thanks.

    22. Re:Calculator key? by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      Can you plug a Sun keyboard on a PC (ie. PS/2 or USB) ??

    23. Re:Calculator key? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I've always been using hot keys, in Windows, that would be ctrl-alt-c. The keyboards with those kinds of keys that you mention tend to be needlessly larger than a standard keyboard.

    24. Re:Calculator key? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      d'uh it's not about mapping keys. if you knew how Dashboard works you'd know you wouldn't lose another key, just gain more options from that key.

      Technically, that's still mapping keys. It's mapping an unused key or combination of keys to another use. He wants a single keypress to pop up his calculator. Even OSX can't do that without using an extant key, because even 10.4 is missing the ability to grow new keys on the keyboard.

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    25. Re:Calculator key? by alta · · Score: 1

      I agree, I use the calc key, but my KB also has something else I love. In the top right corner it has a knob for the volume surounded by buttons for forward, back, stop play/pause and mute. I could not live with out it. I use the vol knob and next song a LOT more than my calc button. A little touch of my thumb and Radioparadise or club977 or somafm or y-rock goes up or down. It's sweet!

      And the best part, I didn't have to load drivers... The keyboard has internet nav buttons as well, but I've never bothered. Not sure if they work without drivers.

      See my KB here http://www.protectcovers.com/dell1.htm It's the first one.

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    26. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 1

      On Unix keyboards, the Control and Caps Lock are swapped. I actually find it a bit more comfortable, but many people are used to the PC keyboard design.

      Actually, Windows lets you swap caps lock and ctrl if you prefer that.

    27. Re:Calculator key? by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      Yes... because $45 is worth it for a volume control knob. (Yes, I know they can do other stuff, but so can the scroll wheel on a mouse). If you're spending upwards of $50, you may as well get the other 102+ keys to go with your knob.

    28. Re:Calculator key? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Well, in Windows, you can set a Ctrl+Alt+* combination to start a program (where * is almost any key on the keyboard).

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    29. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > d'uh it's not about mapping keys. if you knew how Dashboard works you'd know you wouldn't lose another key, just gain more options from that key.

      Technically, that's still mapping keys. It's mapping an unused key or combination of keys to another use. He wants a single keypress to pop up his calculator. Even OSX can't do that without using an extant key, because even 10.4 is missing the ability to grow new keys on the keyboard.

      It's interesting how you quoted the previous poster but your brain totally bypassed the comprehension part of what he's saying.

    30. Re:Calculator key? by greed · · Score: 1

      New Sun machines, starting from at least 5 years ago, have USB keyboards, so sure. Might take some keymap tweaking to map the Sun keys to some useful function.

    31. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Sun keyboards are PS/2 (old) and USB (new), but are a bit odd. The PS/2 mouse is actually chained through the PS/2 keyboard, resulting in only on PS/2 port on Sun Machines. This method means that you never need to tug on your mouse cord, because it never gets caught on anything. There's always plenty of slack, and the wire is facing the direction of the mouse. Supporting this sort of design on a PC can be a bit problematic, though. Fortunately, methods do exist for attaching a Sun keyboard to a PC. Does that answer your question?

    32. Re:Calculator key? by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      Basically KVM's use it because they figure users don't...

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    33. Re:Calculator key? by evilned · · Score: 1

      I'm with you there, the audio keys work with iTunes as well, and the short cut keys are wonderful. I'm still trying to get it properly use the keys in KDE, and I don't even know where to start with as far as making keyboard scroll wheel work. Works great in windows and mac OSX though.

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    34. Re:Calculator key? by dajak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nowadays keyboards come with an extra row of buttons along the top: email, internet, volume and so forth. ... and shutdown/standby. My cat loves that key.

    35. Re:Calculator key? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      you obviously have no idea how dashboard works. There is NO MAPPING. No loseing keys. Using special monior frequinces and motion detection it can project a new key onto your keyboard that when tapped it will do what ever you wanted it to do at that time.

      (Actually I have no idea how Dashboard works. I just thought it was funny how the original poster was trying to say you had no idea.)

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    36. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/resulting in only on PS\/2/resulting in only one PS\/2/g

      Darn Dell keyboards.

    37. Re:Calculator key? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      It's not the copy pasting that I find useful (although sometimes it is, I agree!), but the fact that nobody's going to nick it, it's not going to get lost under a pile of paper and it's got a lot more figures of accuracy than a £2 calculator are what make it handy for me! Although I tend to use win+R, calc to load it.

    38. Re:Calculator key? by jargoone · · Score: 1

      ... unless they have a KVM.

    39. Re:Calculator key? by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if the newer USB Sun keyboards work 100% on a PC. Older Sun keyboards use a Sun keyboard connector that is similar to ADB. I have adapters that allow a PS/2 keybaord to be used on a Sun box. Supposedly they work the other way too but I've never tried it. Search for Belkin Sun Adapter (part F1D082).

    40. Re:Calculator key? by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      Volume knob and single button!

      After using one for a while, I think it's worth the fifty dollars. Plus, I got to make a lot infantile jokes about my Giant USB Knob!

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    41. Re:Calculator key? by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      Point conceded about KVMs. I really like random USB HID devices (like the Griffin Powermate); maybe there's a market here for a few nice looking programmable buttons on a USB cable. I'm an IBM Model M addict, so the modern split keyboards or ones swith lots of shortcut keys are something of an abomination to me.

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    42. Re:Calculator key? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Scroll lock allows you to scroll around a sheet in Excel without changing the selection.

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    43. Re:Calculator key? by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      How about the Windows Context Menu key? I've used Print screen and scroll lock but never that damn context menu key.

      I agree though, I hate keyboards that have a "Open Email" key and a "goto the previous website" key. I had a Logitech keyboard that had a key that opened Amazon.com for petesake.

    44. Re:Calculator key? by DrLex · · Score: 1
      who needs Print Screen? Scroll lock?
      I often use Print screen in Gnome. Surely beats looking for some program in the application menu or wasting valuable space with an extra icon in the toolbar.
      Gentoo supports Scroll lock in the terminal and it can be pretty handy if you see something suspicious scrolling by during a compilation or whatever. Unfortunately not many programs support scroll lock, although it would be handy if programs like irssi could lock the chat log while I'm away.
    45. Re:Calculator key? by ashnur · · Score: 1

      and if u doesn't use the proper os ?
      anyway, i've a standard keyboard with 101 keys and if i need a function in plus to reach from the keyboard i just set up a lil shortcut for this. i think it's more simple and cheaper than buying a keyboard-with-dozen-of-buttons-in-plus :)

    46. Re:Calculator key? by databyss · · Score: 1

      "I'm not willing to remap and lose a regular key."

      You have a regular key?!?!?

      I could really use one of those... too much cheese...

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    47. Re:Calculator key? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Yes, I was half expecting someone to tell me to get an HP-graphing-ultracalc

      My calculator key launches Virtual TI, which I have set to emulating my TI-89. I do still have my Dietzgen aluminum log-log slide rule around. Definite geek cred... or geezer cred, whichever.
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    48. Re:Calculator key? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      (Yes, I know they can do other stuff, but so can the scroll wheel on a mouse)

      Actually now that you mention it - is there any easy way to make the scroll wheel control the system volume when used with a modifier key/mouse button? Anyone?

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    49. Re:Calculator key? by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only person on earth who still just wants a plain old keyboard? Everytime I go shopping of a new keyboard, I spend HOURS looking for a decent one, that isn't larger than my modest desk,that does not have more superfluous buttons than actual keys.

      The happiest I've ever been with a keyboard was a small black wireless one, sans num keys, but I have an extra (wired) set of num keys, if I so need them. It was small (about the size of a 12" laptop keyboard), meaning my fingers needed less play to type.

      My other favorite keyboard was the giant IBM behemoth keyboard, that could, if you so choose, protect you from bullets and on-comming traffic.

      Whats so special about top buttons, anyway? Most of the keyboards hat have them have a silly software prog that has to be running all the time. If your so lazy that you NEED to have everything at finger level, and not at mousing desktop level, then... well... I'm speachless. You can move your mouse a whole inch for the same program...

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    50. Re:Calculator key? by nsushkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ubergeeks have a slide rule button on their keyboards.

    51. Re:Calculator key? by jlapier · · Score: 1

      I mapped my calculator key to open python (which can be used as a calculator if need be). Of all those extra keys at the top of the keyboard, the calculator is the only one I get any use out of - it's handily positioned right above the numeric key pad.

    52. Re:Calculator key? by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

      You need to get yourself winkey http://www.download.com/3000-2344-913626.html?tag= lst-0-1 It will let you map functions/programs to combinations of the windows key with other keys. By default winkey-Backspace brings up the calculator. I use it at work. At home I have a keyboard with the special buttons and do use the calculator key but my work supplied keyboard at work lacks the special buttons.

    53. Re:Calculator key? by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      We had a bunch of Mac users that were forced into using a PC. It blew their minds that the Mac USB keyboards worked just fine on a PC. (Though some keys were missing, but they never used them anyway)

    54. Re:Calculator key? by oojah · · Score: 1

      Context Menu - M is Rename in Windows. Use it quite often.

      Not exactly the most full use of the key I admit... :)

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    55. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    56. Re:Calculator key? by xdroop · · Score: 1
      The Sun keyboards are PS/2 (old)...
      Anyone who's had access to both a PS/2 computer and a old-style sun keyboard can tell you that even though it looks like a PS/2 connector, it isn't a PS/2 connector. Thus the need for connection trickery (or the USB keyboards, which are nice).
      Fortunately, methods do exist for attaching a Sun keyboard to a PC.
      Did you even try the content on that page? One link has been strikethrough'd, one was in japanese, one refers to a table as a "trivial hardware project", and the other six are dead. No, what you want is a USB keyboard and a decent mouse (sun mice are lousy compared to others).
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    57. Re:Calculator key? by jx100 · · Score: 1

      so you're not using "w" for the calculator?

    58. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Uh, even Windows can map keys.

      Pray tell, show me how to map the right alt key to AltGr on my US keyboard? I tried MS's keyboard definition utility, and it won't even LET you remap modifier keys.

    59. Re:Calculator key? by pthisis · · Score: 1
      what, you've mapped all your "CTRL+", "CTRL+ALT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+", "CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+FN+" combinations already and need even more special keys?

      I mean, I thought I had a lot of hotkeys, but I'm still trying to work my way through mapping all the ctrl+alt+shift+fn keys...


      Lightweight.

      Wake me up when you've exhausted the super, hyper, and meta keys as well. Then we can take a look at what combination of command, windows, altgr, open-apple, closed-apple, top, front, and application keys you have available.

      Double bucky, you're the one, you make emacs lots of fun...
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    60. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some modern keyboards that have Cut, Copy, Paste, Undo, Redo, Scroll Up/Down on the left and right side of the keyboard. See for example this keyboard from Cherry (also these keyboards are more modern-designed). They also offer one with a tux on it ;). The software to get the extra buttons working isn't supported under all Linux distris so :/, SuSE 9.x works for sure, other distris with KDE probably also work.

    61. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How about the Windows Context Menu key? I've used Print screen and scroll lock but never that damn context menu key.

      I use it all the damn time in excel (to delete and insert rows), and occasionally in explorer.

      I think the "email" key is pretty stupid as well, but I do like volume control keys. Back, forward, and pause are nice when they work with your media player too, but I can't even make them work with WMP (and it's a microsoft keyboard)

    62. Re:Calculator key? by pthisis · · Score: 2

      By default winkey-Backspace brings up the calculator

      Hmm. Winkey-backspace for me just results in a semicolon followed by a hyphen. ;-) ;-

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    63. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than winkey is PSHotLaunch (no link, JFGI). It doesn't require just the windows key either, though I use it in most all of my bindings. I can't handle a windows machine without it these days.

    64. Re:Calculator key? by interiot · · Score: 1
      Try this, it works on any computer you sit down at (assuming it has a Windows key):
      • hit Windows+R
      • type "calc"
      • hit enter
      If you type it 20 times a day like I do, it's only slightly slower than hitting a single key.

      Next-best tip: Use F5 and F6 for quick-n-easy converting to Hex and back (assuming scientific mode).

    65. Re:Calculator key? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You didn't specify the OS.

      On Linux, there definitely is (Ok, I didn't test it, but I can't imagine what could go wrong). The scroll wheel is usually mapped as "mouse button" 4 and 5. Bind those globally with the appropriate modifier keys in your window manager configuration to an execute command which executes a command to up/down the volume (e.g. for alsa, "amixer sset Master 1%-" on modWhatever+button4 and "amixer sset Master 1%+" on modWhatever+button5 should work (untested)). If you are using Gnome or KDE, there might also be a way to directly access the corresponding volume control applet from your Window manager.

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    66. Re:Calculator key? by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1

      i love my media keys more than life itself. winamp lets you bind all the crap ones to more useful stuff (browser refresh became toggle shuffle for instance) and i swear i would probably cut all my fingers off and go and live in a cave rather than use a keyboard without them.

    67. Re:Calculator key? by JetTredmont · · Score: 1

      To add just a little information, Dashboard brings up all your commonly used widgets at the touch of a single (default F12) key. In other words, yes, it requires a key press, and the OS hasn't figured out how to grow new keys on whatever keyboard you own, but for that one key press you get your calculator up as well as your package tracker, the weather, a phone book, a dictionary, etc ... Of course, it's not a useful dashboard without a Hula Homer on it.

      To the original point, though, the keyboard focus after the Magic F12 action is whatever widget you last used. So if you've been playing with your WAR driving companion and hit F12, it's not gonna be ready to calculate. However, once you click on the Calculator F12 does bring you right back to it.

      A lot of explanation for a facetious comment to begin with, but isn't that what makes /. great?

    68. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Anyone who's had access to both a PS/2 computer and a old-style sun keyboard can tell you that even though it looks like a PS/2 connector, it isn't a PS/2 connector.

      I do have both, but I've never tried connecting one to the other. The pinouts appear the same, so I've always considered it a PS/2 port. I never had a reason to connect a Sun keyboard to a PC. :-)

      Did you even try the content on that page?

      Hmm... old link. The software page still works, but I hadn't realized that all the other links have gone dark. It looks like even the sunhelp links have gone dead. Apparently, Belkin's still got 'em, though.

    69. Re:Calculator key? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Dashboard is damned annoying.

      If I bring up, say, the calculator and want to do some relatively complex stuff... my spreadsheet is slightly obscured so I decide to move it and the calculator disappears!

      The problem is it's just a fullscreen app with a semitransparent screen - it is *not* a way to bring up a calculator on your desktop, which would be far more useful.

    70. Re:Calculator key? by sommie · · Score: 0

      I have one of those, unfortunately. But I've discovered a secret. Don't install the drivers.

      None of those feature keys work without the Windows drivers running. The only use I've found for the extra function keys are setting them as shortcuts to things you'd actually want. But this is voided by Litestep and its ability to make keyboard shortcuts by itself.

    71. Re:Calculator key? by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      On Unix keyboards, the Control and Caps Lock are swapped.

      Interesting. Japanese Mac keyboards also have the Control and Caps Lock keys switched in this way and I always wondered why. It's second nature to me, but a lot of people get thrown by it. Understandably really.

      iqu :D

    72. Re:Calculator key? by beathyate · · Score: 1

      Why not use calq?

      http://www.katoemba.com/calq/

    73. Re:Calculator key? by X_Caffeine · · Score: 1
      re: Nowadays keyboards come with an extra row of buttons along the top

      But have you noticed that those are usually "buttons," not keys? There's a reason keys are designed the way they are -- to facilitate typing. The different tactile design of those "buttons" makes them useless imho.

      (scissorkeys 4 LYF btw)

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    74. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, most of the special keys are really useless. Let's look at my keyboard.
      I have:
      -Pause/Play
      -Stop
      -Next Track
      -Previous Track

      -Mute
      -Volume Up
      -Volume Down

      -"Home"
      -EMail
      -Search

      Of those, the only one I use regularly is Pause/Play (global Hotkey for Foobar2000), and occasionally mute. I think the others have never been used.

      I don't see why I should be annoyed by them, though. It's not like they are actually disturbing my typing or something. I just ignore them.

      Many great keyboards today come with those special keys, simply because there are, apparently, customers who want them. Saying that you wouldn't buy a keyboard just because it has those keys is like saying that you'd never buy a mouse that has a scrollwheel or additional buttons.

    75. Re:Calculator key? by OhPlz · · Score: 1
      Am I the only person on earth who still just wants a plain old keyboard?

      No, there's at least two of us. Last time I had to replace a keyboard I ended up buying several "no frills" Natural Keyboards just in case they stop selling them in the near future. Yea.. it's slightly ergo so perhaps it's not plain, but at least it's not adorned with extra keys.

      The same thing is going on with mice. Buttons on the side, buttons all over the top, scroll this way, that way.. all I really need is to be able to point at something and click. These mice with buttons all over them feel so flimsy. Not to mention the scarey scroll wheel that in Firefox on Linux sends me to strange random web pages on occasion.

    76. Re:Calculator key? by zerkon · · Score: 1

      mine is slightly recessed to avoid accidental presses, didn't work so well till I duct taped it off...

    77. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the Unix Style of keyboard predated the PC keyboard design and was considered the "correct" keyboard layout. For some reason though, IBM decided to move a few keys around when they developed the IBM PC. IIRC, it had to do with IBM recycling their old terminal keyboard layouts, thus the reason for such odd keys as Scroll Lock.

    78. Re:Calculator key? by rcmiv · · Score: 1

      Yes. I recently got a Msoft keyboard with a new PC. The layout of the keys is insanely stupid. Page UP & Down, Home, End, and Delete are not where they should be. Assinine. But it gets worse:

      The Function lock key...arrrrgh. Function keys do not perform their standard functions (in windows) until you hit function lock, which is off as a default. F2 is mapped as "Undo" until you activate function lock restoring it to the default "edit". How many times have I "undone" my previous operation (like renaming a file or deleting a file in explorer) without noticing that F2 is not "Edit" as it should be.

      One more time and it's the sledgehammer!!!!!

      Super Assinine.

      -rcmiv

    79. Re:Calculator key? by smatthew · · Score: 1

      oh that's much easier than F2

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    80. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And MSWin is supposedly easy to use?

      Modern Unix desktops (KDE, GNOME, MacOS X) all allow you to do that from a graphical (per-user) configuration dialogue. Even doing it globally in an X11 config is easier than the MSWin method!

    81. Re:Calculator key? by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      And uber-ubergeeks have a slide rule function on their punchcards!

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    82. Re:Calculator key? by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      UNIX style predating IBM PC style makes sense.

      So Japanese Mac keyboards are pretty über-geeky - so to speak - I hadn't realised they had such impressive credentials.

      I wonder if there's an "...in Japan" that we can get out of this?

      iqu :D

    83. Re:Calculator key? by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Context Menu - M is Rename in Windows. Use it quite often.

      So's F2, and it's a lot quicker to press :)

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    84. Re:Calculator key? by sudog · · Score: 1

      Hey I have a calculator key too!

      It's called Alt-K.

    85. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really are elite.

    86. Re:Calculator key? by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 0

      Pfft. Real geeks use binary straight to the processor. yeah, that's 2 keys but those are all the keys you need.

    87. Re:Calculator key? by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      Better still, a few blank unlabelled keys for all of your applications. I have a HP SK-2551 multimedia keyboard which has 4 extra keys you can program to use for anything you want. (gVim, Putty, RawWrite and Calculator in my case). Nice keyboard, too.

    88. Re:Calculator key? by Urchlay · · Score: 1
      People really buy USB volume knobs for $45? Er, don't their speakers already come with a volume knob?

      Most decent 5.1 speakers even come with a separate "wired remote" volume control, so you don't have to reach for an actual speaker (which might be under the table or hung on the wall)

      Also, any OS made in the last 6-7 years should have an easy way to change the volume with the mouse (little speaker in the system tray on windows, equivalent applet for whatever WM or desktop environment you're running on *NIX: are these really so hard to use?)

    89. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When ever I get a new keyboard, the first thing I do is open it up and remove the sleep button.

    90. Re:Calculator key? by Trixter · · Score: 1

      Ubergeeks have a slide rule button on their keyboards.

      Ubergeeks use a slide rule AS their keyboard.

      I also use an abacus to calculate fractals. It works well, although the noise is quite deafening.

    91. Re:Calculator key? by Leigh13 · · Score: 1
      Next-best tip: Use F5 and F6 for quick-n-easy converting to Hex and back (assuming scientific mode)

      Sweet, thanks! That's way easier than going back and forth to click the little radio buttons. Though, still only slightly easier than it would have been for me to click the 'View' menu and find out the keyboard shortcuts myself.

      btw... since when did /. start requiring the script-busting image recognition to post a comment?

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    92. Re:Calculator key? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      cherry still make high quality basic keyboards at fairly reasonable prices.

      http://www.dabs.com/uk/Search2/Product+Details.htm ?quicklinx=G5G&searchphrase=cherry

      note: it seems that in the uk cherry sell british layout keyboards but the pictures on the box show a german keyboard!

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    93. Re:Calculator key? by Mercano · · Score: 1

      The swaped caps lock and control keys I might be able to adjust too. It the fact that that keyboard moved has the tilda\grave key where the bak`ckspace kee`y should bee` that lee`ads me to find itr` almosr`t completlie``y unuss`able.

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    94. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      'Tis true. Sun should really move that key to the dud in the upper-left corner, then extend the backspace out to be the same size as PC keyboards. :-)

    95. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about this from line somewhere in linux/input.h

      #define KEY_COFFEE 152

      Where the fuck can I get one of these keyboards.. This sounds like it would be really useful.

    96. Re:Calculator key? by narooze · · Score: 1

      We have Sun keyboards in school, I took quite a while to get used to. I don't know though if I would find it more comfortable, I mapped Caps Lock to Escape instead, much more convenient for using VI.

    97. Re:Calculator key? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Ubergeeks have a slide rule button on their keyboards.

      Yeah, but is it blank?!

    98. Re:Calculator key? by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Install a copy of autohotkeys (open source on Windows) and map whatever you want on your normal keyboard to launch calculator.

    99. Re:Calculator key? by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 1

      The KDE "Run Command" box can do basic math.
      Hit ALT+F2 and type your calculations. Not as advanced as a scientific calculator, but it covers 95% of my needs.

    100. Re:Calculator key? by nova20 · · Score: 1

      This method means that you never need to tug on your mouse cord, because it never gets caught on anything.

      I disagree. I had a usb mouse that chained through my keyboard a while back. I found that the extra length of mouse cord dangled from my desk to where my feet rested, and I'd often tug on my mouse cable which had gotten tangled in my feet... or I'd get up and pull the mouse *and* keyboard off the tray into the floor, nearly falling flat on my face in the process.

      Now I have a cordless mouse. Much better.

    101. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I had a usb mouse that chained through my keyboard a while back. I found that the extra length of mouse cord dangled from my desk to where my feet rested, and I'd often tug on my mouse cable which had gotten tangled in my feet... or I'd get up and pull the mouse *and* keyboard off the tray into the floor, nearly falling flat on my face in the process.

      Bad design. I bought an optical mouse about a year ago that had a reasonably short cord. The problem you described doesn't happen with my mouse. Of course, it won't reach the back of a computer that way, so it also came with a USB extension cable. The extension cable was about 2.5x the length of the built in cable.

      In the case of Sun machines, the mouse was required to be plugged into the keyboard, so the cord was sufficiently short to prevent such issues.

    102. Re:Calculator key? by MiKM · · Score: 1

      Real geeks can do it in their head.

    103. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe so, but übergeeks at least have a Compose key.

    104. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real Uebergeeks use a sliderule whithout numbers on it !
      I'am selling them for 2899$... a real bargain for real Uebergeeks, interested??

    105. Re:Calculator key? by Ibiwan · · Score: 1
      I think what he was going for is not that you can assign a key to each feature -- you can assign a key to ALL of them. e.g. F12, set by the system, can pop up Dashboard, which contains everything I've seen people mention, and then some -- calculators, iTunes controls, network status, etc. (I could probably code up a good slide rule in a few seconds if I was bored enough (which I'm not, here at work)).

      Alternatively, as another poster referred to in jest (or so he thought), Dashboard can be accessed with no keypresses at all -- simply toss the cursor to a corner you designate, and again all those features are available with a single interface (not a separate interface for each)

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    106. Re:Calculator key? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      who needs Print Screen?

      People who want to make a snapshot of their screen. Under Windows, Print Screen does print the screen - to the clipboard. Linux/KDE offers the same functionality (too lazy to find out whether it's from KDE or X). You need a single window? Press Alt+Print Screen.

      However, I'm missing a hotkey for a partial screenshot, like OS X's Cmd-Shift(-Ctrl)-4. That one is really handy.

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    107. Re:Calculator key? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Real geeks can do it in their head.

      <insert crude remark á la "real geeks can only do it in their head" here>

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    108. Re:Calculator key? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Windows lets you do it with a GUI too, though not per user. Find remapkey.exe.

      Or you can find one of the registry files that will do it.

      Or you can get one of the third party tools (there are others) that do it.

    109. Re:Calculator key? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Scroll lock is still used, at least by FreeBSD.

      You can press it, the screen (duh) stops scrolling, and you can use the up and down arrows to go back some distance into what had scrolled off the screen.

      Quite useful really.

    110. Re:Calculator key? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      echo (global-set-key "`" 'backward-delete-char-untabify) >> ~/.emacs

      I've actually used Emacs as a shell on a few occasions simply to get that feature.

    111. Re:Calculator key? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I've got a volume control dial (much much better than the up/down buttons you sometimes see) and mute button on my keyboard, and wouldn't give them up if you offered me $50.

      (I do, however, have a ton of other buttons I haven't pushed since essentially I got the keyboard...)

    112. Re:Calculator key? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Why, do you make a habit of pressing 3 or 4 of those buttons a second so that you need the same response of your usual keys?

    113. Re:Calculator key? by kumachan · · Score: 1

      and f-lock damn it. Keyboards are getting worse for this stuff. Damn f-lock being off on start up is annoying if you use windows and have to press F8 or whatever it is to interrupt the boot process. And those sleep/suspend buttons! I want to disable them in Windows, but there is no option. Now I can lock the keyboard using some software so my 2yr old daughter can't press any buttons, but it doesn't disable that button!

    114. Re:Calculator key? by farley13 · · Score: 1

      Alpha Geeks have no need.
      Their unit is a parallel port.

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    115. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How often do *you* use 'scroll lock' ?

    116. Re:Calculator key? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      It's interesting how you quoted the previous poster but your brain totally bypassed the comprehension part of what he's saying.

      Interesting how both you and he are ignoring the very premise of the original poster's point: he wants a calculator button. That is, a buttonexpressly intended for and designed such that, when you press it, up pops the calculator app. Not a way to remap "F11" or "Caps Lock" to pop up a calculator; not a way to make "Apple-C" or "CTRL-META-ALT-SHIFT-PRETZEL-@" bring up a calculator; not a way to make putting the mouse in the corner, waving it back in forth, or sticking it up your bum start up the calculator; no, he wants a fraking CALCULATOR button! A button. Labelled CALCULATOR. That starts the calculator app.
      We green now?

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    117. Re:Calculator key? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Check out lineak to make those funky "internet keys" accessible in linux. I first ran into lineakd back when SuSE included it by default, along with a handy tray applet to choose your keyboard, but Fedora doesn't include it and the KDE tray applet has since been discontinued so you have to configure and start the lineakd daemon manually.

      The one annoying thing about lineakd, though, is that every so often is just dies and the internet keys aren't respsonsive, so you have to restart it.

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    118. Re:Calculator key? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      When ever I get a new keyboard, the first thing I do is open it up and remove the sleep button.

      I used to repeatedly bump the sleep button by accidentally pushing the keyboard under the front of the monitor, but found a good solution. You know the little plastic spacer ring that sits at the top of a spindle of CDRs to keep them from moving under that cake-box lid? Glue it in place it over/around the sleep button. No more accidental pressies, and the button is usable just like a proper recessed button as it should have been from the start.

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    119. Re:Calculator key? by dcam · · Score: 1

      My problem was always the insert key. Very easy to hit if you use home/end/del a lot, which I do. I used to rip it out on every keyboard I owned. Someone else has mentioned keytweak, so I might use that in future.

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    120. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have a keyboard where the Sleep button was located where the Pause button would be on most keyboards. That was always a pain while playing games...

    121. Re:Calculator key? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      UberUberGuber Geeks have an abacus for a screen.

      ~X~

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    122. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically everything is mapping keys. So you can say that about anything if you want. I use 10.4 and it grows a new key every 3 and a half hours. I have got like 431 keys to push and only 13 of them open up one of three calculators because there is no other way to launch them on my Mac. I refuse to use anything else until they make a key that toggles the enabling of itself.

    123. Re:Calculator key? by MaTriXxx1 · · Score: 1

      >>> you obviously have no idea how dashboard works. There is NO MAPPING. No loseing keys. Using special monior frequinces and motion detection it can project a new key onto your keyboard that when tapped it will do what ever you wanted it to do at that time. (Actually I have no idea how Dashboard works. I just thought it was funny how the original poster was trying to say you had no idea.) Man you guys must be using an old version... GET OUT OF THAT CAVE! *MY* version plugs directly into the back of my neck, and automatically does what I think about.... what the hell? why is my computer bringing up porn now... o wait...

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    124. Re:Calculator key? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Nah, ubergeeks have a keyboard on their slide rule.

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    125. Re:Calculator key? by Nept · · Score: 1

      I use an IBM thinkpad - doesn't have a windows key. has an FN key instead =)

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    126. Re:Calculator key? by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      ...because even 10.4 is missing the ability to grow new keys on the keyboard.
      So... all these buttons on my MX1000 don't count for anything? With USBOverdrive I have the tilt-wheel forward/backing and the thumb switches exposé/desktop/dashboarding. (Except in War3 that is... thumbswitches do num-1/4/7)
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    127. Re:Calculator key? by danila · · Score: 1

      I am sure it's better than the retarded design that was on several keyboards at my former job (after two days I went and bought a replacement keyboard for myself). The keyboards had the sleep/poweroff/standby keys right above the arrow keys and below the Del/End/PgDn. Yeah, I guess placing the key that turns off the computer and interrupts your work for several minutes right next to some of the most often used keys is a good idea. Seriously retarded and I suspect it was an intentional act of sabotage.

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    128. Re:Calculator key? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Everytime I go shopping of a new keyboard, I spend HOURS looking for a decent one, that isn't larger than my modest desk,that does not have more superfluous buttons than actual keys.

      I certainly agree with you there. Modern keyboards really drive me crazy. You might like the one I use now: http://www.typematrix.com/

      (disclaimer, I have no links at all to that company)
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    129. Re:Calculator key? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I don't care how funky your keyboard is: if you don't have a calculator key I'm not buying it.

      Really amazing... Do you have any idea what those "Cntr" and "Alt" keys on your keyboard are for?

      Just bind "Alt-C" to your calculator app, and any normal keyboard will work. Hell, you can launch thousands and thousands of various commonly-used apps that way, and not need a thousand keys on your keyboard.
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    130. Re:Calculator key? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Truly disturbing it is that my joke made you think of porn.

      I'm going to go wash my hands now.

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    131. Re:Calculator key? by goatpunch · · Score: 1
      shutdown/standby. My cat loves that key.
      My cat found the shutdown key on my old keyboard long before I did. It had some incomprehensible icon by it, and she managed to switch the computer off several times before I worked out which key it was and pryed it out with a knife.
    132. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, grammar police checking in. "Extant" means "still existing" and connotes surprise on the part of the speaker that such a thing still exists. Unless OS X 10.4 has a habit of nuking your keyboard one key at a time, the word you're looking for is "existing."

      Yes, yes, I know, I'm pathetic. :)

    133. Re:Calculator key? by galva · · Score: 1

      I would actually pay a chunk of money to have an old Sun3 keyboard that worked with pc hardware. Definately the nicest keyboard I've ever used.
      Ditto with mice. Where did three button mice go?
      Come to think of it, what I need is an old Sun3 with new guts...

  5. No ergonomic option? by grub · · Score: 1


    I'm really suprised there isn't an ergonomic version available. A recommendation of the split keyboard from a friend (hi Nugget) saved me from wrist surgery ~6.5 years ago. I swear by them now.

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    1. Re:No ergonomic option? by rnx · · Score: 1

      i second that ... siemens kbpc e ... if you have wrist problems you need one

    2. Re:No ergonomic option? by SComps · · Score: 1

      I swear at them. never could get used to it, the more comfortable position really wasn't comfortable.. in my own mind.

  6. reason for, reason not for by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I like the looks of this keyboard. But, for those looking and drawing any conclusions (I've been burned by this before), read the specs! The web site clearly represents pictorially the keyboard as wireless (I consider this deceptive -- even the "click to zoom" pictures fail to show a cable!). It is not wireless! This may not concern some, but for my uses these days I consider only wireless keyboards... not a commentary on what technology and keyboards should be, just my personal preference.

    So, look before you buy.

    On a related note, if you're looking for an excuse to improve your typing speed this keyboard may give you that (albeit a bit pricey). I finally was shamed into learning touch-typing when a frustrated on-looker (a friend) wrested my keyboard from my hands to finish typing something he was dictating. That incident prompted me to spend the next week refusing to look at the keyboard to type instead learning the keys by touch. Everyone around me went crazy for a week since my immediate result was essentially less than 10 words/minute with about zero percent accuracy. Within only one week I was typing 30 words/minute with about 80 percent accuracy. Today I easily go 60 wpm... that one incident/response dramatically changed my life professionally and personally.

    benefits from learning the keyboard:

    • dramatic increase in productivity
    • better relationships (really!)... ever get snippy with someone because they couldn't "get it out" of their fingers while trying to type? (no jokes please).
    • expansion of your task universe... you'll take on things you'd never have considered before. I once converted a paper "tutorial" system for my company to an on-line ISPF set of tutorial. The main task included writing lots of code -- that was easy and I quickly dispatched that..., but had I not been able to touch type I wouldn't have been able to consider the task, there were ten's of pages to type, I wouldn't have tried to do it in my "pre-touch" days. (BTW, I got a nice company bonus for that little effort (did it on my own time)).
    • better communications... you'll be able to sit down and spin off almost at the speed of stream of consciousness letters, memos, "what if's", etc.
    • better karma... it's just much more satisfying and less stressful in general to create without having to establish a relationship with the keyboard.
    1. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you get fast enough you notice the latency on wireless keyboards and it drives you nuts.

    2. Re:reason for, reason not for by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm just thankful that I learned typing the right way--in a high school class under a martinet of a teacher on IBM selectric typewriters where I was not allowed to look at the keyboard. Now I type 100 wpm without having to think about where to put my fingers.

      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

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    3. Re:reason for, reason not for by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, back when I was in secondary school we had a Technical Education class where we could chose between some assingments, but in the first year everyone should take the typing class (with typing machines not keyboards), so I learned to type without watching but, at that time in a school with only men everyone thought it was a bit "gayish".

      After the first year, I changed to another class, and I never took typing classes again, but I continued programming and found it really really useful.

      Nowadays I am trying to learn DVORAK, and I find these kind of keyboards useful as it is really painful to start writing and when I do not know where the keys are I tend to turn to the keyboard and see the QWERTY setup, while my config is in DVORAK...

      Another thing I like about this keyboards is how my friends get REALLY pissed =OD when they ask me to use my computer, If it is someone I know will only chat, then I say, sure but... well I only have this keyboards and you should see the face they have after looking at it =OP

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    4. Re:reason for, reason not for by vleaflet · · Score: 0
      It is not wireless!
      I understand wireless mouses, because it is already a moving tool. I don't see why anyone should carry their keyboards around? A car with a steering wheel that has no handlebar is a very good comparison. Tell me about advantage?
    5. Re:reason for, reason not for by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

      I absolutely agree here! It is almost nothing short of amazing. Wonder if you've ever had the experience where you are typing something, you think one word, and another perfectly spelled "other" word appears on the screen/paper? That one totally freaks me out. It's pretty clear that the adaptation by the body has just created another channel of language.... While I've never learned sign, I'm guessing it's a similar deal.

      (By the way, it'd be nice if typing classes came back... I never took any classes because at the time, it was only for "secretarial" training, and computers as we know them today didn't exist.... like I stated before it was only because of a crisis in tension I even addressed the issue of learning the keyboard. Are there typing classes anymore?)

    6. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed reason #1, USB.

      If somebody can give me one reason for needing to load USB drivers just to use a keyboard, let's hear it.

    7. Re:reason for, reason not for by umrgregg · · Score: 1
      I dunno, maybe read before you buy. SIXTH SENTENCE:

      Das Keyboard is an enhanced 104-key USB PC keyboard equiped with 100% blank keys mounted on precision and individually weighted key switches.
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    8. Re:reason for, reason not for by yagu · · Score: 1

      I am typing this reply on a USB keyboard!

      BTW, it's wireless!

    9. Re:reason for, reason not for by TomSawyer · · Score: 1
      I am typing this reply on a USB keyboard!

      BTW, it's wireless!

      No, you're probably typing on an IR or bluetooth keyboard. It so happens that the receiver connects to USB.

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    10. Re:reason for, reason not for by umrgregg · · Score: 1

      Don't you have a fence to white wash?

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    11. Re:reason for, reason not for by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I had a class called "data processing" my freshman year of high school, and I hated going to it. Maybe just because we were using wordperfect 3.something I think and we had to memorize all these stupid key commands for formatting. This was in 1994, so most of us had some sort of graphical interface on our computers at home. That part of the class was worthless.

      But anyways, getting back to the point, I did learn to type in that class, and have found that infinitely useful since then. I went to a good highschool, and I don't consider the whole experience to be as worthless as many people claim their education was, but learning to type was definitely one of the best things high school did for me.

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    12. Re:reason for, reason not for by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Actually, this "no letters on the keys" thing is not a new idea. I saw typewriters in a high school typing class that were set up that way, just blank keys. Manual typewriters, they were.

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    13. Re:reason for, reason not for by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Just got one and hooking it up now...

      s;; tohjy/ Yjod lrunpstf lomfs dic sdd/ zo s, mpy ditr og zo vsm svysi;;u idr yjod lru npstf brtu er;;/

      xpl. zo s, hpomh nsvl yp ,u p;f lrunpstf

      Never mind I cant figure this thing out.

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    14. Re:reason for, reason not for by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      *Insert Rush refrence here*

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    15. Re:reason for, reason not for by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I have always thought that a developer who cannot type is NOT a professional.

      It is like a parking-meter attendant that hops around on one foot and refuses to learn to walk with both feet.

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    16. Re:reason for, reason not for by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Of course, but as I told you, back when I was in secondary school, computers where just starting to get common use (at least in my Mexico). And we did essays and those things on typewriters, I will sound old but, you should see how my poor fingers ended after endless sheets of:

      qwert poiuy qwert poiuy qwert poiuy

      And some more difficult patterns like
      asdf ñlkjh asdf ñlkjh ... and in the 2nd line:
      zxcvb -.,mn ...

      And the worst thing is that no one of us considered that all those would be useful. Fortunately I was programming since 4th grade of the basic school, and I found it quite useful, of course not enough to take the other 2 years of typewriting (I would have seemed like a girl =oS.. or that was what I thought at that time).

      But now, when people see me writing they often ask me how can I do it hehe.

      n I dunno hv to wrte lke ths when chatin' ;o)

      And of course, I save myself quite a lot of money from buying those useless dictation programs.

      I have just remembered, some days ago I had a chat with a 50 or 60 years old man who works in some buisness on USA, he told me how frustrated he is because it is less and less common in the us to have a girl or boy who can take dictation for you (as it was before) and he told me that he had tried to use those dictation programs and they are completely useless.

      I guess here is where AI gets in

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    17. Re:reason for, reason not for by cafard · · Score: 1

      Seconded. How can they dare to brand a non-wireless keyboard as a 'keyboard for elite'??

      Showing no cable on the images and putting such a price tag, they sure go for deceptiveness.

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    18. Re:reason for, reason not for by ajs · · Score: 1

      I type about 35 WPM on technical text and about 44 WPM on normal English text (probably a bit more on modern english text, as a timed myself on Project Gutenberg, but then I got in some good reading at the same time :)

      I do this (including correcting mistakes) without ever having learned to properly touch-type.

      Sure, I might be able to get up to 60 or 80 WPM if I typed correctly, but I actually doubt it. Most of what takes me extra time is not missing keys, but losing conentration as I think about what I'm typing instead of typing it, and thus pausing to remember where I am in typing what word.

      I don't think I need a new keyboard (tried a few like TouchStream and Kinesis), but a more regular language to type ;-)

    19. Re:reason for, reason not for by attam · · Score: 1

      this will sound stupid, but i swear it's true. i am a 22 year old MIT grad turned software developer, and i learned to touch type via AOL chat rooms and instant messenger when i was in middle school. no typing classes, no fancy keyboards... it just gets hard to keep up 5 IM conversations and at some point it just clicks and your fingers start doing all the work for you. believe it or not, i think this is becoming more and more common for kids... but maybe that's just the crowd i hung around with :)

    20. Re:reason for, reason not for by k12linux · · Score: 1

      I find the most useful reason to learn to type fast is that you can post to /. before you have time to actually RTFA or even stop and think about your comments.

    21. Re:reason for, reason not for by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      At my school, there are typing classes (for those interested - I get 65-70wpm (qwerty, and higher on a Model M), so I didn't need them). A friend of mine has also said that her old high school (a traditional high school) has typing classes, so I'm going to say YES to your question.

    22. Re:reason for, reason not for by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What OS are you using that doesn't support USB HID, but lets you install the drivers for it? Even Windows 95 OSR2.1 has USB HID drivers!

    23. Re:reason for, reason not for by Omestes · · Score: 1

      My freshman year (also '94) they were just phasing out their old AT&Ts (no GUI, nice green/black monitors) for a network of 3.11 boxes (which they promptly quit the next year, to phase in 95), but I never really learned touch typing, since the teacher learned that me and my friend were protogeeks and he put us to work ripping up the old boxes for parts, and installing network cards. So up until a year ago I never touch-typed, since I could hunt-peck at roughly 60wpm. Never looking at the keyboard.

      It took a 50 page paper in college to make me learn touch. And when I got a lap top with a small keyboard it really helped.

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    24. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there were ten's of pages to type

      Why not use OCR?

      That way, you won't abuse apostrophes, either.

    25. Re:reason for, reason not for by chaoaretasty · · Score: 1

      Agreed. We did have a few IT lessons where we loaded up the horrible and ancient Acorn typing tutor but few people really cared that much and most of our time was spent on the custom lessons, with two keys and of 1 charecter length, trying to get WPM > 1000 by guessing the right one and hitting it as it starts.

      But when switching between several IMs, IRC, forums and everything else the average web savvy teen does I just started to slowly remember where keys were and one day hit the realisation that I was touchtyping with a reasonable speed and acuracy (though some purists may be horrified at some of the fingers I use for some keys).

    26. Re:reason for, reason not for by Trevahaha · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm 23 and I just learned, because that's what I grew up doing. I "tested out" of the typing classes in junior high because I just had been using keyboards for so long. I think this is very common -- soon they'll probably be offering typing classes in 1st grade instead of writing! ;-)

    27. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can still hear the voice of my elderly typing teacher now...

      "h j h space! h j h space! h j h space! h j h space!"

      It was like goosestepping for fingers.

    28. Re:reason for, reason not for by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then why do they not type in english? I've noticed that the people I know who learned to type before IM clients became a big deal, when they use IM they type in full sentences, with puntuation. When people use 'em who learned after, they constantly abbreviate, and use numbers (2, 4, etc...).

      This is odd, come to think of it. Since most the people I know used IRC and various BBS chat formats. But we still type like adults. The only colloquial chat slang crap I still use it things like LOL and ROFL, since they mapped to actions on one of my old mBBS boards.

      I just gave someone my AIM name, they are of my generation, and are in college for English, so i expected them to have some skills. But then I get a random IM from them, "dud, u wanna go 2 party? :)" After a couple messages like that, I blocked them.

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    29. Re:reason for, reason not for by junkcannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you are almost completely right. I disagree about the benefit of being able to your words onto paper as fast as you can type them. I've gotten many stream of consciousness letters, memos, and "what ifs", where I wished that the writer had slowed down a bit in their comminucation effort so that they might realize that the note they are sending me is (a) horribly misspelled because though they can type they still can't spell, (b) something they did not have to tell me, or (c) gibberish anyway because something interupted them for split second in the middle of a tought.

      P.S. I look at the keyboard all the time. Am I the only one that can remember roughly a line of text and not need to look back up at the screen in order to edit it or continue typing. My fingers don't have eyes, but I'm not yet so feeble that I can't remember the sentence I'm typing. I don't retype written ttext or type from dictation, that job is for machines.

      P.S. - This is not to say that blind typing is a useless skill.

    30. Re:reason for, reason not for by ender- · · Score: 1

      So up until a year ago I never touch-typed, since I could hunt-peck at roughly 60wpm. Never looking at the keyboard.

      I hate to break this to you buddy, but if you aren't looking at the keyboard then you are touch-typing. You may not be using the proper 'home' keys or using the correct fingering for each letter but if you are not looking at the keyboard you can't call it 'hunt-peck'. It's rather difficult to hunt for a key without looking at the keyboard. Unless of course it's a braille keyboard in which case you are still 'touch' typing! :)

    31. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but I'm not yet so feeble that I can't remember the sentence I'm typing.

      Unfortunately, I am. :-) --yagu

    32. Re:reason for, reason not for by SComps · · Score: 1

      too bad there's not a mod +10 Astounding!

    33. Re:reason for, reason not for by SComps · · Score: 1

      My data processing class in high school involved learning to set up and run IBM 029's and verifiers. For those that don't recognize the device... they're what put all those cute little holes in the "IBM cards"

      I can still hear the bzzt! CHUNK!

    34. Re:reason for, reason not for by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

      Nobody else has pshaw'd your 100 WPM yet?

      I learned to type on my Comoodore 64 when I was 10 years old. I only used two fingers on each hand but by the time I took my first typing course in junior high I was typing 70 WPM. Interestingly, my typing teacher (who obviously touch-typed) typed 60 WPM. By my third year of typing I was up to 110 WPM and today I easily get 130+ WPM with 98+% accuracy. When one considers that is faster than 2 words per second, it is hard to believe, but it's very true.

      There are plenty of typists that are even faster than I. Of course, most of them are that fast when using IM speak. cul8r! That technically counts as 3 words.

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    35. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember wireless keyboards being prone to eavesdropping. Hopfully that's not the case anymore, but it is something to think about.

      If I practice a little I don't have to look at the keyobard, but I still like to see where my fingers are going sometimes. I can avoid those tragic little "accidents".

    36. Re:reason for, reason not for by SComps · · Score: 1

      BRAVO!

      Typing well and properly isn't all about speed, but how you type--how the letters are arranged on the page to convey what you're trying to say. Speed typing wasn't meant to be a quick way to blast off a cryptic message to your potential sex partner but as a way for a busy professional or their assistant to get their daily communication out of the way quickly and move onto more important things.

    37. Re:reason for, reason not for by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

      There are drawbacks. When somebody asks me how to spell a word, I often have to put my hands over an imaginary keyboard and type the word to find out the right spelling. It would be nice if my hands just told me.

    38. Re:reason for, reason not for by nCnt++ · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wonder if you've ever had the experience where you are typing something, you think one word, and another perfectly spelled "other" word appears on the screen/paper?

      Every now and boobs but it usually happens when my mind hasn't quiet finish another thought.

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    39. Re:reason for, reason not for by Willard+B.+Trophy · · Score: 1

      Being able to type only means you can create more bugs more quickly. Us leisurely hunt-and-peck types can see bugs coming for miles, and can catch them before we've typed 'em ...

    40. Re:reason for, reason not for by eyeye · · Score: 1

      I thought the retarded fashion of typing with numbers etc was due to the popularity of SMS.

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    41. Re:reason for, reason not for by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't stand wireless keyboards. I type at a decent speed (~60 WPM), and whenever I'm on a wireless keyboard the keyboard doesn't keep up with what I'm typing (in particular, the shift key-I have to make a conscious effort to slow down and hold down the Shift key long enough for it to notice so that I can capitalize a letter). I use a laptop anyways, so it doesnt really matter on my comp, but on my family's desktop it gets annoying.

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    42. Re:reason for, reason not for by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1
      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.
      What's even weirder is that after using dvorak for awhile, I could switch between qwerty and dvorak without conscious thought. I suppose it's not unlike being fluent in multiple languages (but since I'm not, I can only speculate).
    43. Re:reason for, reason not for by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      being retarded will also prevent you from creating bugs

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    44. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were wireless, it'd be worth every penny just to freak people out.

    45. Re:reason for, reason not for by chosechu · · Score: 1

      You do not realize how much good this brings until you work with foreign keyboards, believe me. I used to work for a multinational institute where all developpers would have US keyboards, but administrative people could choose whatever they wanted. Say you want to type an e-mail on the secretary's Mac and you end up on a german, french, sometimes hebrew or even russian keyboard. You confidently type away your lines and it takes a couple of secondes before you realize what you see is definitely not what you typed. The real issue then is to find whatever icon/menu should be activated to bring the machine back (temporarily) to a standard US keyboard. And voila! You fingers start flying again on some keyboard showing key symbols you have never seen before. Beats mute keyboards, doesn't it? Actually I am typing this on a french keyboard configured as US. Finding anything else but a french keyboard in France is an impossible task.

    46. Re:reason for, reason not for by Spectre · · Score: 1

      According to my daughter, there are still typing classes, but they call them "keyboarding" now ("typing" is passe).

      Isn't it fun getting old?

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    47. Re:reason for, reason not for by lrucker · · Score: 1
      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

      My mom had a stroke two years ago. Her typing skills came back before her verbal skills, and since I mostly communicated with her via IM (she's in TX and I'm in CA), I didn't realize how bad off she'd been.

    48. Re:reason for, reason not for by beer_maker · · Score: 1
      Wonder if you've ever had the experience where you are typing something, you think one word, and another perfectly spelled "other" word appears on the screen/paper? That one totally freaks me out. It's pretty clear that the adaptation by the body has just created another channel of language.... While I've never learned sign, I'm guessing it's a similar deal.
      I had a similar experience when I was learning Korean - if my brain couldn't find the word in the desired language (Korean) it would provide it in another (usually Spanish, which I studied in high school). In cases where I had never learned the word in either language it would give me a word in Spanish anyway ... though I usually knew/felt strongly that the word choice was wrong.

      Good times ...

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    49. Re:reason for, reason not for by myov · · Score: 1

      aNd I cna typ e300 wrds am inueT!

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    50. Re:reason for, reason not for by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Was that at least somewhere near the state of the art at the time? I wouldn't have been bothered about learning F3 - 4 - 6 - F7 or whatever so much if I hadn't been going to Format -> Justify left on my mac for the previous five years. Add to this the fact that I was fortunate enough to go to an expensive private school, and they should've provided better.

      Oh well, my senior year, they set up a big digital imaging lab full of brand new powermacs. And I basically took over the digital imaging class and that was lots of fun, so I forgive them.

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    51. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of spending $80 on a keyboard, spend $5 on one of those Mavis Beacon teaches typing programs.

      It only took me a few weeks to go from hunt-and-peck to 60-80 WPM using one of those programs.

      It's much cheaper, and you will pick up better habits from the trainging program than you would trying with a blank keyboard.

      If you are a programmer and you can't type, get off your ass and learn! It's a very small learning curve compared to the rest of what you need to know to be a good programmer, and it will stay with you forever.

    52. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1984-ish, this didn't exist, at least not in affordable/usable ways (and, most of the documentation I had to transcribe was from microfiche.... and, I was doing this on my own, in my own time... didn't really have access to many resources.)

    53. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... I never learned to 'properly' touch type with all my fingers, and so I currently type at around 100 WPM using one finger on each hand. It's neat.

    54. Re:reason for, reason not for by srleffler · · Score: 1

      I think that typing should be mandatory. With the prevalence of computers in the workplace, typing is just too useful a skill to allow people to graduate without it. Not everybody needs to be able to type 100 words per minute, but pretty much everyone should be able to bang something out at 20-30 wpm.

    55. Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Once I was trying to think of saying something to my girlfriend over IM. By the time I thought of a complete sentence, my fingers had already dumped her and was looking for a new one on CraigsList.

    56. Re:reason for, reason not for by SComps · · Score: 1

      reasonably so... they were on their way out at the time to be replaced by CRT based data entry machines, and the IBM 3742 dual entry stations (8" floppy). This was in 1978-1982. I guess I sorta dated myself there... come to think of it, nobody else would date me then so I probably had no choice.

    57. Re:reason for, reason not for by AwesomeLoser08 · · Score: 1

      I am now in highschool, and in the 6th grade, typing or "keyboarding" class was mandatory. If I remember correctly one had to type 60 words per minute with 2 or less mistakes without looking at the keyboard. Extremely helpful if you ask me.

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  7. Keytronic Ergoforce by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought that the differing force between various keys has been standard in all keyboards for a very long time. Keytronic has called it Ergoforce.

    1. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by _|()|\| · · Score: 1

      I certainly haven't noticed any keyboards with individually weighted keys, but I've been using mainly the same keyboards since before that article was published. It seems like a good idea, and I'd think there would be less resistance than to a contour keyboard, like the Kinesis or Maltron.

    2. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it looks to me like Das Keyboard may have ripped off Keytronic's Ergoforce - or at least PC World's illustration of it.

    3. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by aliasptr · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be truly annoying I point out from the website, "Most keyboards use a standard 55 grams of force required to register every key...". It's not really accurate to say this seeing as grams are a unit of mass. I guess it just means if you put a 55 gram mass on the key (with Earth's gravitational acceleration around 9.8m/s^2) it'll be acutated? I'm not some physics master- actually I'm just an idiot. But this is slashdot and so I figured I'd post this annoying little prod at the company. As for the actual keyboard it's not bad but if value your money more than the time spent modifying your own keyboard you might not be interested in this.

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    4. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by aliasptr · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah another thing that's kind of funny about the website is their spelling of "guarantee". I mean on slashdot and off the cuff stuff, grammar and spelling mistakes aren't too big a deal. I think in this context most people will agree that it's relatively important to not put "guaranty" at the top of a page which is trying to sell you something. Furthermore I find it ironic that, of all things, it was guarantee that's misspelled. Perhaps I could be helpful and inform them of this mistake? I don't know if these people are non-native english speakers and perhaps that lead to the error. If they aren't native english speakers I definitely think it's more acceptable but still... and now I've finished my job as being "that annoying guy".

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    5. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by justforaday · · Score: 1

      guaranty is an acceptable alternate spelling of the word.

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    7. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by aliasptr · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm ignorant. Thanks for pointing this out- to both of you. I should've looked it up myself. Oh well. Here's what the OED has to say (probably not legal to do this...)http://dictionary.oed.com/cgi/entry/500998 14?query_type=word&queryword=guaranty&first=1&max_ to_show=10&sort_type=alpha&search_id=TH55-QaYdK5-6 098&result_place=2

      "guaranty: Now rare, superseded by GUARANTEE v. Also 8 guarranty. [f. the n.]

      1. trans. = GUARANTEE v. 1.

      1753 Scots Mag. Jan. 8/2 Her allies should engage to guaranty the tranquillity of the north. 1775 JOHNSON Tax. no Tyr. 58 They talk of their pretended immunities guarrantied by the plighted faith of Government. 1779-81 {emem} Fredk. Gt. Wks. IV. 545 He was ready to guaranty all the German Dominions of the House of Austria. 1786 BURKE W. Hastings Wks. 1813 (4) VI. 693 His..request of the Company's guarantying his treaty with the Vizier. 1857 R. TOMES Amer. in Japan xiii. 301 That friendly intercourse with the Japanese which was guarantied by the compact solemnly entered into between Japan and the United States. a1861 MRS. BROWNING Bianca iii, God's Ever guaranties this Now. 1875 POSTE Gaius III. Comm. (ed. 2) 402 The fidejussor may be employed to guaranty any obligation."

      So at least it's considered "rare". But I am still wrong so thanks again. Another humbling experience on my quest to not be stupid or ignorant or...

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    8. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying they should tell people that the keys require 0.538990268 Newtons of force to register?

      Man, that's kinda geeky.

    9. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by aliasptr · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's more accurate. Plus isn't that who they're marketing to!? I guess there's a difference between computer geeks, math geeks, literature geeks, music geeks, gaming geeks... etc. Whatever I'm just a person that likes to have things make sense and have good reasoning behind it. Or for the standard system 0.1101 lbs of force

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      It takes all types in this world. I sincerely mean it... This is just my perspective.
    10. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Alowishus · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a big fan and longtime user of Keytronic's keyboards, and I'd say it's more likely that Das Keyboard is simply reselling the Keytronic with new keycaps (and a 4x markup). Perhaps Keytronic is even doing the manufacturing for them.

      Das Keyboard looks EXACTLY like Keytronic's standard black USB model.

      I'd also venture to say that this "article" submission was done by someone who would benefit from more sales of Das Keyboard. :)

    11. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an ex KTC guy all I could think about was the ergoforce keyboard and how closely this product resembled the ktc keyboard and then the numbers where identical to our optimal spec's I was a little intrigued.

      I remember the initial trial runs of the ergoforce and how much of a pain in the ass it was. At the time we were experimenting with a number of high performance materials and trying to keep everything into tolerance was exciting. Who are you kidding, it wasn't exciting it was painful!

      Oh and for the people bitching about units of force, those numbers are a product of our testing equipment (which for the curious still runs DOS!) It was so much easier to test things when we had relatively uniform silicon force actuators (domes).

      Hmm kiss the laser pad printing goodbye (which took all of 5 seconds to put the legend on -- very cool to see) and charge a lot more. Well done Mark.

    12. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by eyeye · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure "keyboad" (on the keymap pic) isn't a valid spelling though :-)

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  8. Blank Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What is more interesting is a rearranged keyboard. It is also free - just pop up the letters and rearrange them in some random order. I prefer alphabetical order myself. This screws up hunt-and-peck typists and doesn't look wrong at first.

    1. Re:Blank Keyboard by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      except that screws up the keyslantings...

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    2. Re:Blank Keyboard by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 1

      I got hold of a couple of the old IBM clicky keyboards a few years ago, and hacked a few of them around just for laughs.

      One of them ended up jet black - just like Das Keyboard. I found it fine for typing and coding, but trying to find shortcut keys when your hands were away from the keyboard was damn near impossible... when using Photoshop or something (which doesn't involve constant typing), it typically took two or three attempts to hit Ctrl-C or Ctrl-V... and it could be *really* frustrating when you accidentally replaced what was on the clipboard instead of pasting it.

      Also - on those keyboards, the keycaps are all the same shape so you can swap the letters around... I swapped one of them round so that instead of QWERTY, it said CONFUSED? People wouldn't realise what was wrong at first...

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    3. Re:Blank Keyboard by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Haha great idea, I just did this. Unfortunately the home index finger keys (f and j) have raised indentations that also make them not fit into other key slots, so I rearranged everything on my keyboard but f and j. It's still pretty funny!

    4. Re:Blank Keyboard by Jacius · · Score: 1

      That's the real reason to get this keyboard: everyone else would be too "weirded-out" to even touch it! No more worries about people with greasy fingers gunking up your keyboard. (Now if I could keep them away from my Donkey Konga bongos!)

      On a more serious note, I actually popped out the keys and rearranged them to the Dvorak layout when I switched from Sholes (qwerty). Like you mentioned, the F and J keys wouldn't fit right anywhere else -- so I made little paper labels and taped them on the keys! (Too bad I couldn't use duct tape, that would have made it an even more elegant solution.)

      Eventually I switched the keys back when I realized that (a) I never really looked at the keyboard since switching to Dvorak, (b) nobody else used my keyboard anyway, so they wouldn't need help typing with the Dvorak setting, and (c) I couldn't figure out how to type my root password when I hit a snag during boot up (before the dvorak keymap was loaded). Plus those nasty taped-on labels started to bother me.

  9. Only 80g? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys.

    Why not 500 grams? Sure, it'd hurt for a few weeks but then the jocks'd have to welcome their new muscle-nerd overlords! Muahahaha!

  10. Two words: by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    keyboard really worth the high price tag?

    Hell yes. 80 bones for a good keyboard? I could care less about the whole blank thing, but the 5 different levels of force? I'm all over that ( like Paris on a cheeseburger ).

    Now if it comes apart and I can clean it in the dishwasher...mmmm.

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    1. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They already have a keyboard that's pressure sensitive, and a lot less costly ($30):

      http://www.robopimp.com/keytronic-keyboard-3600.ph p

  11. i have such a keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it worjs perfevtky wekk anf i'n revommenfing it to everuone#

    1. Re:i have such a keyboard by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 0, Redundant

      you owe me a new pair of pants

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    2. Re:i have such a keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Comment of the week.

    3. Re:i have such a keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing that you had no trouble with the subject line. I think you are lying!

    4. Re:i have such a keyboard by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      I have such a keyboard also, however, the keys are not blank by design. Extensive use of my thinkpad keyboard has worn the letters completely from quite a few keys.

      L, M, N, C, I, E, S, D, F, are worn clean and shiny. I've considered hastening the process for the rest of the keys because I think it's sexy (no, I don't have a girlfriend.....shaddup....you don't either.)

      I can't say that I type any faster (always been around 65wpm since learning to touch type), but I can say that I only look at they keyboard to hit the volume-up/down and special thinkpad buttons (email, home, search, etc...).

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    5. Re:i have such a keyboard by featherbottom · · Score: 1

      To be honest, that's the first truly funny post I've seen on this thread, so props to you Anonymous Coward!!! I just think this keyboard is a perfect example of how to sell a $10 item for $80. Anyone who buys this thing is not only an uber-geek, but a sucker to boot. Sparkle Like The Stars Just Ask Leslie

  12. eureka! by jchawk · · Score: 1

    They finally found a use for those dell keyboards that come with every order!

  13. Wow... by nathan+s · · Score: 0

    So it's:

    1. sand the letters off my $20 keyboard
    2. put a few extra drops of glue on the random key
    3. sell it for $80!
    4. That's like...at least 400% profit!!!!

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want a "random" key on my keyboard! It'll make replying to email and /. posts so much easier!

  14. ust be good by fafaforza · · Score: 1

    Hey, if Philippe H., Tom T., and Jean V. think it is good, and that you should buy two while you're at it, then it must be great!

  15. Wow by KingVance · · Score: 1

    Theyre saving money by not paying for paint AND ripping your ass on a standard keyboard. Profit margin on this thing must be huge. Of course, they come up with this idea from an AOL chatter who has worn the paint off of his/her keyboard. Does AOL get royalties?

    1. Re:Wow by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      The patent on "A method of erasing keyboard keys by typing" must have expired a while ago... if not, there are bilions of man-hours worth of prior art out there.

  16. great product! by baldmaggots · · Score: 1, Funny

    iarealdy got one of the and itsx awsome, i cani tye much faste rnow

  17. my keyboard.... by eggoeater · · Score: 0

    The letters on half the keys is worn off...the printing on the rest is unreadable due to dirt and grime....not much incentive for me to upgrade.

  18. There's no reason to change your kb by mph_az · · Score: 0

    Your keyboard is the most fundamental part of your computer. It should be basic, it should be consistent, it should not change.

    Anything else you can upgrade and improve; but with the exception of wireless keyboards, every 'improvement' on the basic keyboard over the last 15 years has made it worse.

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    1. Re:There's no reason to change your kb by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Could not agree more. My IBM Model M is almost 20 years old and going strong. Using any "modern" keyboard now feels like typing on mush. What other piece of computer hardware have you ever owned that remains as useful today as it was 20 years ago?

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    2. Re:There's no reason to change your kb by slimak · · Score: 1

      For the most part I agree with you. All those foolish hot-keys (or whatever they are called) to launch email, web, etc are a complete waste. However, I find split keyboards to be pretty great -- I really wish that I could get a drop in replacement for my powerbook that was somehow split.

    3. Re:There's no reason to change your kb by pmc · · Score: 1

      The mains lead.

  19. Business skill at work by moz25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now that is what differentiates the true entrepreneur from the ordinary folk: market the feature on which you're actually saving money and sell the item for 3-4 times comparable items.

    1. Re:Business skill at work by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Actually, $80 is not a lot for a keyboard that adds serious value. I was glad to pay more than that for the Goldtouch keyboard just because it lays out cursor keys sanely and because it's small enough not to crowd my mouse off a small work area.

      Alas, this piece of nonsense isn't in the same ballpark. Blank keycaps are not a bad idea (I actually learned to type on a typewriter with blank keycaps, which I guess makes me pretty ancient), nor is tweaking the springiness of individual keys. But people will not pay $55 extra for two minor improvements!

      The high price is not an indication of business skill -- quite the opposite. Somebody decided there was a market for a couple of features and set out to sell them, but didn't bother to do their homework. They went ahead and did a small production run, naively assuming that whatever it cost them to make, they could sell the product for slightly more.

      The marketplace doesn't work that way. Consumers don't care how much is spent making something. They just care whether it's worth spending money on. So you need to sit down and figure out how much people are willing to pay for what you want to sell. (Keyboards with a comparable feature set seem to sell for a max of $40.) Then you figure out how many you have to make in order for individual units to cost less than you can sell them for. Which in this case means a big production run. Which probably would have cost more than this "entrepeneur" could raise. Oh well!

      It's sad how few geeks understand the economics behind the manufacture of hardware they use every day.

    2. Re:Business skill at work by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 1

      Now that is what differentiates the true entrepreneur from the ordinary folk: market the feature on which you're actually saving money and sell the item for 3-4 times comparable items.

      Wow... I suddenly understand Apple:
      - iPod Shuffle has no screen.
      - Mac mice have only one button.
      - Macs have no floppy.

      Steve Jobs could write a book on the "less is more" way of marketing.

  20. Next step by __aaveti3199 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blank monitor screens to stop us constantly checking our work. Then we'll be flying.

    1. Re:Next step by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      Hey. It works in movies!

    2. Re:Next step by edbosanquet · · Score: 1

      Monitors are for the weak minded.

    3. Re:Next step by moranar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, you mean this?

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    4. Re:Next step by mangu · · Score: 1

      Well have you seen mac mice? The last one I saw at a store had no buttons. You clicked the whole mouse.

    5. Re:Next step by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      True story:

      Some software I used to develop had an option toggle the display on and off using a special keystroke while typing.

      The reason we had to have this was that the software had been previously used at a mine and one of the employees there was so motivated to get out of the mine and into the office doing data entry that he taught himself to type extremely fast.

      If we left the display enabled he was typing far ahead of the screen refresh (on wyse dumb terminals) and it was so distracting to him that he couldn't enter data at his regular typing speed. So, he would type with the display turned off and then hit the key combination again to turn it back on and read over what he had just typed.

    6. Re:Next step by moranar · · Score: 1

      I rest my case

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  21. So What? by TuataraShoes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been using a mouse like that for years.

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    1. Re:So What? by jeremy_faller · · Score: 1
      I have a keyboard like this for my mac. It's just a big spacebar.

      *ducks*

    2. Re:So What? by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      My mouse is labeled. I couldn't remember which button was left-click and which one was right-click. It also has weighted buttons. The left-click one is 55 grams, but the right click one if 60 grams.

  22. Already invented... by Teechur007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you are a TRUE uber-geek, your keyboard will already be missing most of the markings from using it so much...and the ultimate uber-geek will usually be missing the markings from only one side... ;)

    1. Re:Already invented... by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      I always have a new keyboard because so much grime gets built up that it breaks a few keys (or i break it in half when propped up on the little leg things) or i spill soda on it. I have had my current keyboard for almost a year, however, and it still works (but it is starting to look a little gross)

      Id like to think im ubergeek, since im a touch typist, however, my messyness gets in the way of my "image"

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    2. Re:Already invented... by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      Get an IBM Model M.

      You can find them on eBay for under $30 (although, since they weigh in at six pounds, the shipping is usually about $10) or you can buy them new.

      The only negative thing about these keyboards is that they are definitely loud; I consider it a plus, but I don't have to worry about waking other people up in the middle of the night with my typing. But these things are pretty much impervious to the usual keyboard mishaps - beer, soda, candy, etc. Highly recommended. (I have a few - one for work, one for home, and a couple to experiment with and use for backup parts, like the keycaps and the detachable cables.)

    3. Re:Already invented... by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the model M was mentioned many times in this thread (and indeed, whenever keyboards come up). I may have to look into one at some point. Sure would annoy the hell out of my intern :)

      I guess i dont get attached to keyboards like i do other devices, maybe because ive destroyed six in like 2.5 years. Back in my college days, id just bridge the gap in the burnt curcuit in one of my old kybds with tape and a little bit of bare wire. Worked better than having to shell out beer money for a new keyboard. and when it stopped working for the bnm,./ keys, i just gave it a satisfying whack! Worked like a charm (till it made a trip out of a window when the violence trick didnt work at 3 am)

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    4. Re:Already invented... by nitehorse · · Score: 1
      All I can say is, there's a reason why some of us are religious about them. I type more than eight hours a day pretty frequently, so having a solid, reliable keyboard is an absolute must. I've never *ever* worn out a Model M, no matter how much I used it. I've made them grimy and gotten the keycaps greasy, and then soaked the keycaps in alcohol and used an air can to blow all the junk out from under the keys, and the damned keyboards look and feel like they're brand-new.

      I know that we sound like ranting, raving lunatics, but I inherited a pretty strong appreciation for quality craftsmanship from my dad, and these keyboards are it as far as I'm concerned. I managed to talk a friend of mine into buying one on eBay (the lucky bastard got it for ridiculously cheap) and his reaction after it arrived was:
      [ajax] clee: i was wrong, you were right
      [clee] ajax: ?
      [ajax] clee: the Model M is a superior product
      Just give one a shot. If you hate it, hell, I'll buy it off of you for whatever you pay for it. (Get a 1391401, if you can. They have an awesome detachable cord, so in the event that you slice the cord or it somehow gets damaged, you don't have to replace the entire keyboard. Again, quality workmanship and engineering.)
  23. No. by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    In a word: no, it's not worth the price. If looking at the keyboard is what keeps you from being able to type faster than you currently do, then you can achieve the same effect by just (for example) putting stickers on your current keyboard; but most likely, it isn't, anyway, at least not if you really are an übergeek. Switch to a Dvorak layout if you really want to be able to type faster. :)

    (Incidentally, that might be the one thing that this kind of keyboard is good for: you can easily switch between different keyboard layouts without anyone (you or other users) getting confused by the fact that the keys don't match the keycaps anymore. But again, there's no reason to pay 80 bucks for that.)

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    1. Re:No. by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      You do know that that whole Dvorak keyboard being faster thing is bunk don't you?

    2. Re:No. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ou can easily switch between different keyboard layouts without anyone (you or other users) getting confused by the fact that the keys don't match the keycaps anymore.
      I've switched my keymap so I can use the dead keys (works even on non-dead-key keyboards under linux) ... but only on some of the boxes I use. So the keys don't really match up completely anyways.

      Most of the guys signed up for typing way back when - it was taught by the girls' gym teacher. A real hottie. Oh, if I only knew then what I kow now ...

    3. Re:No. by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      There are different ways to get the effect that this keyboard is supposed to get.

      Learning Dvorak is a good place to start. I don't think there's any real hard evidence that it's faster (the tests that Dvorak commissioned are under scrutiny for suspicion of his obvious bias), but I DO notice that it's easier on the hands, as I hardly have to move my fingers from the home row.

      Additionally, it gives the effect of not being able to look at the keyboard since the keys will be mislabelled. In fact, Dvorak might even be *better* for this because looking at the keyboard will be a detriment since the keys will be mislabelled, while looking at a blank keyboard won't mislead you as to which key is what.

      However, Dvorak isn't very work-friendly. If anybody else needs to use my computer for whatever reason I find myself having to continually switch it to QWERTY (also, in Dvorak, QWERTY is much harder to type :) ), which only takes a CTRL-SHIFT but is confusing enough. A blank keyboard will probably be better at work but might be just as bad if the person can't type.

      Also, great thing about Dvorak is it limits what a random person can do on your computer (the upside of using one at work).

    4. Re:No. by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, I didn't know, and can't find a lot to support your claim.

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    5. Re:No. by meldir · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]If anybody else needs to use my computer for whatever reason I find myself having to continually switch it to QWERTY (also, in Dvorak, QWERTY is much harder to type :) )[/blockquote]

      Duhh... I type 'aoeu' to switch to quer^H^H^Hwerty, 'asdf' to switch to dvorak.

    6. Re:No. by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      I've also mapped my (home) keyboard to swap the Caps Lock and the left Control, which is amazingly comfortable once you get used to it (and alleviates some of the hassle of trying to CTRL-C and CTRL-V in Dvorak).

      This did require some registry changes so I obviously can't do that as easily on my work system.

      But in many cases, keyboard hacking can be much better than this blank keyboard ... especially if you're an "ubergeek".

  24. Happy hackin' by pacroon · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it would increase the typing speed or decrease the motivation - at least it has blank arrow keys.. I think the HappyHacker keyboard made a blank version some time ago though.

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    1. Re:Happy hackin' by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 1

      They did... Gizmodo recently carried this blurb about it. Mind you, it's MORE expensive than the Das Keyboard with a somewhat different aesthetic in mind.

  25. Ideal Keyboard by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

    I want a keyboard with "delete" on all the keys.

    1. Re:Ideal Keyboard by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      but then where would you put [ctrl] and [alt]

      Gotta have those!

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  26. conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The last hardware article told me:

    Unfortunately mice are one of the most overlooked computer peripherals, while in reality should be one of the first places where your hard earned cash should be invested in.

    Now I don't know where to put my money!

  27. One Word Answer by ultimabaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    No.

    More detailed explanation:
    (a) I can type at 85 wpm, and sometimes I still forget where a key is sometimes. Even if you know where all the keys are, sometimes you may brush the keyboard to one side, and lose orientation, thus needing you to look down at the keyboard anyway to get it back. Not seeing keys makes it harder to regain that orientation.
    (b) Differentially weighted keys is a minimal improvement at best. Regular keyboards with regularly weighted keys have never bothered me, and unless these keys make me feel physical pleasure of some form when I hit them, it ain't worth spending extra money on.
    (c) It's not even wireless. No bells, no whistles, nothing. Pass on it.

    1. Re:One Word Answer by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Even if you know where all the keys are, sometimes you may brush the keyboard to one side, and lose orientation, thus needing you to look down at the keyboard anyway to get it back.

      Bah. You should be able to do that by touch. That's why they've put little studs on the f and the j keys - to give you a tactile point of reference.

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    2. Re:One Word Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have a keyboard from KeyTronic that was like $25 and has the pressure sensitive key thing. It actually does make a difference, although I didn't notice it until I switched back to a regular keyboard. Basically my speed on the pressure sensitive keyboard went up because it felt more like touching the keys than pressing key/buttons. But thie keyboard was the same price as a regular one, not an $80 rip off.

      On another note, perhaps the main buyers of this keyboard will end up being schools for teaching typing.

    3. Re:One Word Answer by AnonymousJackass · · Score: 1
      sometimes I still forget where a key is...and lose orientation, thus needing you to look down at the keyboard anyway to get it back
      That's what the little raised 'bumps' on the "f" and "j" are for. I can't tell from the image if they've removed those or not on the blank keyboard. I'm guessing so...
    4. Re:One Word Answer by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Every so often I've found myself shifted one set of keys to the left. I reorient by finding f and j, and yet somehow I manage to hit 3 when I want 4 despite that (well... I end up hitting # when I want $. Maybe it has something to do with the way I hit the shift key.)

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    5. Re:One Word Answer by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your keyboard, but mine has a little raised surface thinger on the f and j keys for re-aligning your hands onto homerow.

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  28. ala Star Trek? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    Buttons and keys on Star Trek (original series) were never labeled - looks like we have finally achived the same! Personally I never look at the keys as it is now when I type, unless I need some obscure shift character or a function key, so I don't think it would be too difficult to get used to that keyboard. Then again, the question "why" is still begged.

  29. question by justforaday · · Score: 1

    If they didn't bother to label any of the keys, why did they label the LEDs?

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    1. Re:question by The+New+Andy · · Score: 1

      Keys are input, LEDs are output.

    2. Re:question by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. But if you already know where everything on a keyboard is, you should know what each light signifies...

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  30. already starting to look like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keys I use frequently are already looking like that, the ones I don't still look new. My Happy Hacker keyboard is holding up pretty well, but the keys are faded, not blank.. a bit of 200grit sandpaper would get-er-done.

  31. Cost by dJCL · · Score: 1

    As the article about mice earlier stated, these are the peripherals that you interact with the most. You want the best.

    I paid over $250 for my keyboard/mouse combo, and feel it was worth every penny. ( Logitech diNovo bluetooth/ultrathin )

    We all use our systems everyday, and if we don't use the best interfaces, then problems will develop. People are willing to spend hundreds on flat panel displays for their computer, and you use kb/mouse just as much.

    Course, I use CRT's exclusivly, both price and quality cannot be beat(21" Trinitron + 2 X 17").

    Anyway, that's just my opinion, but I think it's valid in this forum...

    JC

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  32. Virtually Indestructable Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As far as typing without looking at the keys, I've had my Virtually Indestructable Keyboard for going on 4 years now. I've never had any issues with it, and as a side effect of the letters being painted on the rubber coating, over time all my letter keys have been worn blank. The F1-12 keys, and various other seldom used keys are fine, but all the letters, most puncuation, and most of my numpad is blank. All for only 40$ when I bought it (they're cheaper now) and I never have to worry about damaging it with food/drink near the computer.

    All in all, I'd say this keyboard is an expensive toy for people to make themselves feel better, than an actual useful tool.

    1. Re:Virtually Indestructable Keyboard by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how you touch type on those things. I can barely type when I'm looking at mine, and the enter and spacebar seem impossible for me to hit correctly.

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    2. Re:Virtually Indestructable Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes a little getting used to, as you have to learn to push straight down in relation to the desk, rather than just having to hit the key anywhere. The reason is because much like a cell phone keypad, the buttons are a square, with a small cylinder of rubber underneath that is what touches the contact and makes a connection. So, to type effectively, you need to learn to hit the middle of the key (or top of the cylinder, same thing) and push straight down. I'd say for about 2 weeks my biggest problem was the sensitivity on the thing. I would type all my letters in duplicate. Ffoorr eexxaammppllee. It really sucked. After I learned to better control how hard I was pushing, as well as where, I've loved it more and more since.

      The space bars and enter keys are a little trickier. As I said, there are little cylinders of rubber held above contacts, so, while it is a 'bar' in the way it looks, the left half of it has 2 contacts, about 1/3 from either edge in, and the right has 3 contacts, about every 1/4 along it. The enter key has 3, one on the left, one near the corner, and the other on the top. Once you look at where the contacts are, and learn to hit those locations on that key, they work just fine. (Another example is the tab key, which has two contacts, at either end). Also, you're accuracy when free-typing (well, not touch-typing traditionally) such as when using one hand for eating/drinking/mousing while typing, will improve greatly. I can type one-handedly (with either hand) on my keyboard, without an issue, due to the increased accuracy of my typing. Its slower, of course, but I can still beat out hunt-n-peckers of anything but the professional sort.

    3. Re:Virtually Indestructable Keyboard by Sancho · · Score: 1

      That looks pretty cool. I'd probably buy one if the '\' key were in the right place....

  33. ok... by espergreen · · Score: 1

    Wow! A broken keyboard! I am sure this will sell like hotcakes.

  34. awesome -- possible alternative by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
    I think this is an awesome idea, and I'd like to try one.

    I wonder if I can accomplish the same effect by blocking my view of the keyboard; some kind of cardboard shelf suspended between my monitor and keyboard so I can't see the keys. Hmm ... I *will* try this.

    Sam

  35. Cafepress keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a logo or other scene spray-painted onto the keyboard before shipped? Nice!

  36. Too many keyboard layouts by sphealey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > which the maker touts will make you type 100%
    > faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from
    > looking at the keyboard.

    10-15 years ago I might have agreed with this, but today there are so many keyboard layouts that it is impossible not to look. The ~ and | symbols are in a different place on every one of the 10 keyboards I use daily, for example.

    sPh

    1. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by coachvince · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I got USB keyboards and mice from geeks.com once, and was peeved to realize that the only DEL key was in the num pad; still bothers me. I'm used to using the num pad for 10 key entry, and the standard location DEL key. Of course, it was $9 US for the keyboards, and $1.5 US per mouse- not too bad. Til I realized that I'm either having frequent strokes, or the U key repeats randomly. Shite.

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    2. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by K2Extreme · · Score: 1

      .. not forgetting differences in non-english speaking countries! In France for example, standard layout is azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn

    3. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I go nuts whenever I have to use a keyboard where the | is not on the right, above enter and below backspace.

      I've never seen ~ anywhere but upper left, above TAB, left of 1, and below ESC. Where else do they put it?

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    4. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Threni · · Score: 1

      > there are so many keyboard layouts that it is impossible not to look

      Not forgetting that it's cheaper and easier not to look at the bloody keyboard, rather than buying a new one with nothing on the keys!

    5. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...but today there are so many keyboard layouts that it is impossible not to look."

      Couldn't agree more. Speaking of which, does anyone know WHY companies insist on doing this? Is it some inside joke that I missed out on? All jokes aside, I'm really wondering why some companies spend so much to teach people how to type (even in middle/high school), and then keyboard companies run around changing the location of keys.

      Maybe some companies like to dumb down keyboards for the "average" home user that doesn't use the "|", "{/[", and "}/]" keys that much? Beats me.

    6. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by sphealey · · Score: 1

      Well, on my current Dell laptop it is to the _right_ of the F12 key; totally unreachable.

      I too love French keyboards, especially because at my last company it was always a dude Vice-President or above who showed up with one and needed his laptop fixed NOW OR ELSE ;-(

      sPh

    7. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by ryuspeed · · Score: 1

      Yeah the ~ key next to the space bar. I always end up hitting both when trying to find it. I can't tell you how many times I've made the letter next to the letter I want capitalized.

      And don't even get me started on the escape key!

    8. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by six809 · · Score: 1

      On this (Sun Type-5 US Unix) keyboard and indeed my Happy Hacking at home (which, by the way, you can get with blank caps), '~' is top-right, above backspace, and '|' is right next to it on the left.

      On top of that, Control is next to 'A' and Escape is top-left, next to '1'. This is my preferred layout. The only remapping I have to do is swap '@' and '"' (the latter should be Shift+'2').

    9. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by resiak · · Score: 1

      My ~# key is between @' and Enter. (To the left of 1 is ` and boolean not, which /. doesn't seem to like me typing.) My |\ is to the left of Z. You'd hate the UK. :-)

    10. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Mike+McTernan · · Score: 1

      Not to mention laptop keyboards. I just moved from a Toshiba to an HP laptop and was horrified to find the home and end keys are placed in the top right of the keyboard, miles away from the arrow keys. This makes it more difficult to navigate around a document via the keypad alone :(

      I wouldn't mind so much, but there are just two blank spaces above the arrow keys now - marked by the XX in the following diagram.

      XX ^ XX
      <- V ->

      Ho hum.

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    11. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ~ is SHIFT # to the left of the Enter key.

      | is SHIFT ALTGR ` which is to the left of 1, above TAB. It's also SHIFT \ which is near the bottom left, between Z and the Shift key.

    12. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in brazil, you never know where you get your ~ \ / and |

      my current dell keyboard has ~ on the second row:

      asdfghjklç~] and then ENTER

      in this keyboard the key to the left of 1 and on top of TAB is used for ' normal and " when shift'ed

    13. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Spez · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the sympols ~ and | are at different places? Did you know that in all the Windows version ( I know nobody uses that pesky XP thingy, but anyway....) you can change your keyboard layout?

      For exemple, i use the "Standard French Legacy" version everywhere i go. It allows me to know where all the accents are (which I use frequently). It doesn't matter where the little printing on the keyboard says the | is, i know that i have to press "right-alt (altcar)" + "button left of the number 1".

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    14. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      They should print the less common keys, lihe |\, ~`, {printscreen}.

    15. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by dlZ · · Score: 1

      The laptop I'm currently using has the | key above the enter key AND to the left of the spacebar. I really needed two of them, after all.

      And the left CTRL key is to the right of the Fn key, so I keep hitting Fn instead and wonder why nothing happened (or why my computer just went into hibernate or something else annoying.) At least the ~ is in the proper location, my last laptop had it as the uppermost right key.

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    16. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      10-15 years ago I might have agreed with this, but today there are so many keyboard layouts that it is impossible not to look. The ~ and | symbols are in a different place on every one of the 10 keyboards I use daily, for example.

      I routinely switch between my laptop, a PC 104-key, and a Sun Type 5c.

      The 5c, of course, has the entire upper-right corner (\, backspace, etc.) in a completely different layout than most PC keyboards, and control and caps are in the right places.

      Generally, I don't look at the keyboard, but I realize very quick that I've switched keyboards when I have a \ and backspace reversal, or I keep turning caps on when I want to use control.

      The only real requirement I have is that the enter key be a rectangle with it's longest side oriented along the left-right line, with \ being one or two keys above it. No backwards-L shaped enter keys for me.

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    17. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      e.g. stupid new microsoft wireless keyboard, with the function keys spaced differently (and with silly names printed on them), HUGE delete key and home/end moved around, and a space bar the size of a ZX spectrum's since they have to have all those windows logo keys.

    18. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      Also, that keyboard would be useless for me because I've learned to type on a UK keyboard which has two extra keys: one to the left of the Enter key, and one to the left of Z. (Technically I suppose it's only one extra key, because we lose the # and \ key which is normally up around backspace somewhere.)

      I find, actually, that UK keyboards are a lot more consistant than US ones for some reason.

    19. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      Don't forget removal of the right windows key in newer keyboards. I guess it's their way of paying us back for learning to use it.

    20. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      Is there some sort of standardisation for keyboard layouts? I have two good keyboards I can't use due to messed up key placement, and every time I go to a store I ask "Are all the keys where they're supposed to be?" and they always assure me there are, but no such luck.

    21. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      @ as a separate key? In Germany that's AltGr+Q. ^ and | are at the same place, with the difference being that | also requires AltGr (it shares the key with < and >) and Y and Z are swapped. Oh, and ' is Shift-#... At least we got most of the letters in the same places.

      At my university we have a couple of near-ancient Sun boxen. It's really great to go from a German IBM keyboard to an US Sun one. "WTF? Why is / where Backspace should be?" - "What kind of monkey would put the double quotes there?" - "Is that a Return key for midgets?" - "How the hell am I supposed to enter Umlauts on this thing?"
      No wonder people stay clear of the Sun lab if possible.

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    22. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind so much, but there are just two blank spaces above the arrow keys now - marked by the XX in the following diagram.
      XX ^ XX


      Ho hum.


      The same on my iBook, although Apple at least hasd enough decency to make Home, End and Pageg Up/Down accessible via Fn+Left, Right, Up and Down, respectively.
      What really bothers me is that there is no dedicated Delete key. Some apps require it and won't accept Fn+Backspace. :(

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    23. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by timbos · · Score: 1

      On this (UK) powerbook, | is next to '" (@ is above 2) and return. ~ Is bottom left next to Z and left-shift. Thing is, since I do 90% of my hacking on this thing, I only notice when I go somewhere else and the keys aren't where I reach for them.

    24. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by EvanED · · Score: 1

      But he's referring to the actual physical keyboard layout. Like some keyboards make enter the same height as the other keys and put \| between it and backspace, some make right shift shorter and put it out at the end, and some (whose designers need to be prohibited from ever making anything again) cut off a bit from the left part of backspace and put it there.

      You can't remap that with any software.

    25. Re:Too many keyboard layouts by menscher · · Score: 1

      On my laptop (toshiba tecra 8200) it's to the right of the right Alt key (I tap it by curling my right thumb under my palm, then pressing down). Sadly, I've become so used to typing on this laptop I occasionally become confused when the key is in the proper place....

  37. blank screen by blue_adept · · Score: 1

    They should sell it with a blank monitor. If you can't double check to see whether you've made any mistakes, it will force you to be accurate the first time.

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  38. Same keyboard but with text by HaydnH · · Score: 1

    So they're effectively trying to market a product which is cheaper to make (i.e: they don't have to print the text) but charge more for it?? Good Plan!

    Anybody want a Ferrari without an engine? It's a lighter car so the power to weight ratio rocks! Only £25,000 more than a standard Ferarri!

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    1. Re:Same keyboard but with text by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Pricing is very often based on what the percieved value of the item is rather than the actual value.

      If I invented a technology that could produce a 42" plasma screen for a cost of $25, would the manufacturers sell it for $50 and make $25 profit or would they sell it for $500 and make $475 profit because that's what the market percieves as a good deal compared to other similar screens?

      Equally, MS actually took time and money to strip down and limit XP Home in order to make it into XP Starter (or whatever it's called), but it has less functionality than XP Home therefore it's cheaper.

      What this company is doing is nothing new. The keyboard is percieved as valuable since it is uncommon, therefore an appropriate price is attached.

    2. Re:Same keyboard but with text by east+coast · · Score: 1

      It's a lighter car so the power to weight ratio rocks!

      How can you have a power to weight ratio if there's no engine?

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    3. Re:Same keyboard but with text by HaydnH · · Score: 1

      It's got a whole in the bottom so you can use your feet ;P

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    4. Re:Same keyboard but with text by east+coast · · Score: 1

      It's got a whole in the bottom so you can use your feet ;P

      Heh! You go, Fred Flintstone!

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  39. Model M by screwballicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or if you use a Model M or Model M clone, just pop off your key caps and type on the underlying bases, for a unique typing experience.

    But really, you might as well just arrange your keys in whatever configuration you like, if you've got a Model M.

    1. Re:Model M by ikeleib · · Score: 1
      Model M or Model M clone

      There is no substitute for the Model M. I don't trust any clone.

      For those who don't know, the model M:

      • Has the buckling-spring action (super clicky to annoy your coworkers)
      • Has removable keys (so you can wash that grime off them)
      • Has drain holes (so it will drain whatever filth you squirt^H^H^H^H^H^Hspill on it)
      • Has a backing made of steel (so that you can beat somebody to death with it)
      • Was made by IBM before they turned to crap
    2. Re:Model M by jantheman · · Score: 1

      Ah - the arbitrary 'Model M' post when the word 'keyboard' appears in the article.

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    3. Re:Model M by byronne · · Score: 1

      I pretty much exclusively use Model M keyboards that I purchased off eBay for ~$15 on all my systems - they just rock IMO.

      As I look at the zoomed picture and the keyboard I'm typing on right now, the similarity is almost exact. Maybe they did just take a surplus of Model Ms and spraypainted them all black, including the keys - which makes for a really simple manufacturing process, doesn't it?
      Since I rarely look at the keys anymore anyway, I don't think I'd enjoy the benefit they're touting here. I wonder if the 'progressive-tactile' feature isn't already in the Model Ms anyway...

      Even the profile looks identical. Hmmm....

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    4. Re:Model M by ender- · · Score: 1

      Ah - the arbitrary 'Model M' post when the word 'keyboard' appears in the article.

      It's hardly arbitrary. It's the best keyboard ever made. I actually have an approximately 20% increase in typing speed on one over any other keyboard I've ever tried.

      I will say that this "Das Keyboard" looks suspiciously like a Model M painted black.

    5. Re:Model M by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      It does look like that, except that it has the Windows and menu keys -- something that no real Model M had.

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    6. Re:Model M by Canthros · · Score: 1

      I love the Model M. It's big, heavy, solid. It's loud, granted, but that's nice, too. I know when the key got pressed. (So does the guy in the next room.) I got mine secondhand, filthy, dirty, and well-used. The keys were all readable, and the only damage done was the odd scrap, a missing key cap or two, and dirt. Work like a charm.

      My only complaint? I've got three of these (obtained for less than $10 per), and I have exactly one full set of key caps. ... I wish I knew where to buy replacements caps.

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    7. Re:Model M by SC_shooter · · Score: 1

      clickykeyboard.com

    8. Re:Model M by Canthros · · Score: 1

      Sir, I salute and thank you!

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  40. hreay! by noodler · · Score: 1

    I jist bpught one anf it is GREAY!
    i cam typr 100% fastet!

    Thid is realu rebolutiomary! ...

    1. Re:hreay! by hamfactorial · · Score: 0

      REDUNDANT, HARRRRRRRRR *commences typical slashdot dupe freakout*

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  41. It's not ergo ... by Infernal+Device · · Score: 1

    it's crap.

    A good ergonomic keyboard serves the same purpose as the Das Keyboard or Dvorak layout - no one will touch your computer because it scares the hell out of them.

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  42. I do this anyway... by The+Munger · · Score: 1

    It annoys my girlfriend. We live in Japan and bought a Japanese keyboard. I'm so used to touch-typing that it doesn't bother me all that often. She, on the other hand, has to press all the buttons in the vague area with the shift key off and on. Lot's of fun to watch. Not even the 'shifted' number keys work as expected. The open and close brackets are on 8 and 9 respectively.

    One of us has to suffer. I'd rather her than me :-)

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    1. Re:I do this anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One of us has to suffer. I'd rather her than me :-)

      That's the spirit!

    2. Re:I do this anyway... by six809 · · Score: 1

      The open and close brackets are on 8 and 9 respectively.

      As they always used to be! It took quite a while to make the transition from Dragon keyboard (or that of pretty much any old 8-bit that actually had something like a real keyboard) to PC. Of course now I wouldn't have it any other way (it's now quite confusing using an emulator not in translation mode).

  43. Ubergeek? by Underholdning · · Score: 1

    Übergeek my foot. Check the picture - it has a Windows key. No geek worth his salt wold use that.
    I'm still happy with my old metal IBM keyboard that goes CLICK CLICK CLICK when I type

    1. Re:Ubergeek? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Troll

      who says it's a windows key? It's an asterisk on my anykey, though it can be macro'd to ctrl+esc if you really want it to be.

      DEAR SLASHDOT: CAPTCHAS SUCK. KTHXBI

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    2. Re:Ubergeek? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      How is that trolling? It is a legitimate comment, followed by an unrelated but still legitimate comment.

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  44. Pressure Sensitive Keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already make keyboards with pressure sensitive keys:

    http://www.robopimp.com/keytronic-keyboard-3600.ph p

    And they don't cost near as much. They greatly improved my typing speed.

  45. Unique? by setien · · Score: 1

    Blank keys is hardly a unique feature. Take a look at Happy Hacking Pro.

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    1. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. I have also seen these and was going to post the same thing. But it's /., so, whatcha-gonna-do. At least the Happy Hacking keyboard has a more origional name :p

      """
      Das Keyboard is compatible with all modern operating systems and has a Windows menu key that also works under Linux.
      """

      With innovation like that, how can you argue? It's not like you could get the Windows key on 'normal' keyboards to do things in Linux and on other platforms... oh ... wait...

      So, long story short: mod parent up.

  46. Buckling spring keyboard by dereklam · · Score: 1

    This keyboard uses buckling springs for its key switches, which are revered by engineers. Typing on buckling spring keyboards has a much higher quality feel than the plastic keyboards which are sold today. The keyboards are also quite loud, which makes them not as useful for cubicle work.

  47. Priceless... by sintacks · · Score: 0, Funny

    Money spent to replace malfunctioning keyboard: $10 Money spent on cover so soda doesn't affect it: $5 Taking a step back in keyboard production and watching them charge more: $80 more than priceless.

  48. Way back when I was your age... by HomerJayS · · Score: 1

    We were forced to sit in front of mechanical keyboards with printers attached to them. Our task masters placed rubber caps on the keys so that we could not see the markings.

    The then made us type over and over again the following phrase.

    "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

    Today this would likely be labelled as child abuse.

  49. Not a gamers keyboard. by IPFreely · · Score: 1

    If the keys are weighted differently based on the standard typing position of the fingers, then they would be weighted wrong for gamers position of the fingers.

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    1. Re:Not a gamers keyboard. by east+coast · · Score: 1

      they would be weighted wrong for gamers position of the fingers

      Very true, and I can tell you that the w-a-s-d-e-r keys are already blank on my gaming PC. And that's from use, not some pouser fashion trend.

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  50. That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that I read books 200% faster if there are no words in them.

  51. What would be really handy... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't usually look at the keyboard, except for some keys I don't use very often. It would be cool to get a Braile keyboard without the keys printed on it, so I could subconsciously learn Braile while I'm typing. You never know when or if you're going to go blind.

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    1. Re:What would be really handy... by biglig2 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why not just wear a bag over your head all the time to get the full effect?

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    2. Re:What would be really handy... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why not just wear a bag over your head all the time to get the full effect?

      Hah, very funny. I was being serious. Google yields very few good QWERTY keyboards with braille, about the best one I found was here.

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    3. Re:What would be really handy... by bailunrui · · Score: 1

      This is especially important for /. readers. Remember what your mother told you...

    4. Re:What would be really handy... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      You never know when or if you're going to go blind.

      I think it may be a consequence of one-handed typing, actually....

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    5. Re:What would be really handy... by agent0range_ · · Score: 1

      If you're buying a new keyboard because your old one is sticky, I'm betting you'll be going blind sooner rather than later.

    6. Re:What would be really handy... by theendlessnow · · Score: 1
      It would be cool to get a Braile keyboard without the keys printed on it, so I could subconsciously learn Braile while I'm typing. You never know when or if you're going to go blind.

      What you are asking for is version 1 of their product called Das Pokerzeyzenout

      They even came in different colors... obviously only beneficial prior to use. But still...

    7. Re:What would be really handy... by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      I know you were being serious, it's just that I wasn't being very serious. You're the one learning Braille in the hope that one day you will go blind and make it worthwhile, you gotta expect a little ribbing here and there.

      Mind you, I imagine there's a whole lot more to being blind than just learning Braille, so maybe my snarky comment is accidentally insightful. I mean, if you're going to learn braille why not spend a weekend with your eyes closed, see what happens.

      BTW, since you haven't yet learnt Braille, how do you know what is a good keyboard and what isn't?

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    8. Re:What would be really handy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:What would be really handy... by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Good points. Perhaps he meant "good regular keyboard with Braille". A Braille writing keyboard, of the kind used in the old-fashioned paper Braille writers, would be useless for a sighted person, since the key layout is quite different. One finger per key, etc. The kind you want is the regular layout keyboard with Braille indentations on the keys.

      I got Braille stickers for my keyboard and have now sticked them on. They don't damage the keys, and will come off again if you make try to take them off. I had to trim some of the stickers for the special keys like Alt and Ctrl. And there's no stickers for Æ, Ø and Å, but I knew that before ordering.

      It will remain to be seen wether or not I learn some Braille.

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  52. Touch typing requires a sense of touch, for those by sir+lox+elroy · · Score: 1

    of us without one in one (My right hand due to an injury) or both I recomend a standard keyboard. :-)

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  53. Sucks.. by Daxster · · Score: 1

    This keyboard's weighted patterns don't fit for dvorak-style. It's stupid to have a QWERTY keyboard that's supposed to be ergonomic, as qwerty (I love typing that on a qwerty keyboard) was originally designed to slow typists hands to stop jamming mechanical typewriters.

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    1. Re:Sucks.. by frikazoyd · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. The keyboard weight pattern isn't specific to any key layout. It is specific to the home key layout. The center keys take more weight to press because your index and middle fingers are stronger, the outer two rows of letter keys take fewer because pinkies and ring fingers are weaker. The thumb keys take the most since they are the most accidentally struck keys.

      And get your facts straight on QWERTY, it wasn't designed to slow down typing. Rather, QWERTY was designed so the most common words alternate between left and right sides of the keyboard per letter. That helped the jamming issue, but it also (surprise) had the added benefit of making typing slightly faster.

  54. A better idea: by millennial · · Score: 1

    Keyboard + paint thinner = textless keyboard. Get one of the old beige IBM keyboards; the ones that click audibly when you press a key. Now that is an übergeek keyboard.

    Real geeks have clicky keys.

    I can already think of some misuses of this... imagine if someone set it in Dvorak. That would confuse the hell out of most people.

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  55. Similar to Samsung's new LCD monitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...featuring 100% dead pixels. The monitor is unique as each pixel is black, which the maker touts will make you see and game 1000% faster as you don't have to wait for all those pixels to refresh.

  56. I wonder... by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    ...if the "Uber" means "over", as in "Deutschland Uber Alles". Most people these days thinks it means "ultra". FFS!

  57. No by maotx · · Score: 1

    But is this "UberGeek" keyboard really worth the high price tag?"

    No. I achieved the same principle way back in highschool by just simply spray painting my keyboard black. While yes, my typing speed did increase a little and my computer illiterate friends could no longer use my keyboard, I would never spend $79.95USD on a keyboard that I can easily duplicate at home for $10. Who knows, maybe the "Individually Weighted Keyswitches" really make up for the cost. That just doesn't really appeal to me. I could, however, see this sell if the keys were individually backlit with optional dimming.

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  58. Let mw be tge firdt to sau... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...thst I hsve one og these kryboatds, and mu typong spwwd has dranativally incteasrd!

  59. Wow, that's fast! by hotspur_fan · · Score: 1

    100% faster? Let's see, if I type 60 words per minute now, this keyboard will have me typing 0 words per minute. That's incredible.

  60. Math skillz = that keyboard by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my math is about as good as that keyboard;-) I think I was thinking $15 keyboard when I did the calculations. Duh.:-)

  61. Do you need a keyboard to make you "uber"? by east+coast · · Score: 0, Troll

    If so you're a schmuck!

    Maybe you'll think differently of me for my keyboard, but you'll still respect me for my skillz. I can see this keyboard as a teaching device to more efficent keyboarding but over all the entire "style in computing" thing went out with me after the Commodore 1541 II drive.

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    1. Re:Do you need a keyboard to make you "uber"? by nomadic · · Score: 0

      If so you're a schmuck!

      But...but...would a schmuck be posting on slashdot? SLASHDOT?

  62. real ubergeek keyboards by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    shouldn't have three Windows application keys, is all i'm saying ...

  63. Leaked information by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

    Once again, word of Apple's latest innovation has leaked out before it got to market. With both the single button mouse and blank keyboard, they will truly revolutionize computing.

  64. It won't work for everyone. by the_xaqster · · Score: 1

    In my first IT job, I had the job of cleaning keyboards (yuk!). After dissasembling a keyboard that used foil on the back of the keys to short a pair of contacts, I found that you could type using just the circuit board. So being really 'L33T I used just the board for about 2 months. Then I went back to a regular keyboard, as it did not improve my typing speed at all.

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  65. So let me get this straight... by InVinoVeritas · · Score: 0

    I want to learn to type faster, because looking at the keys slows me down. So I buy a $80 keyboard that not only makes me looks down at the keys, but makes me google an f'in keyboard map every stinking time I need to find the "!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,)" keys too. Yeah, thanks for the big time saver.

  66. Better ones are out there by turbofisk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm never going back to an old-style keyboard... Using Logitechs Ultraflat keyboard... I type faster, with less strain, and am more comfortable while doing it. Did I mention it costs 30 bucks and is the same type of keyboard you find on laptops?

    1. Re:Better ones are out there by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Sounds cool... Got a link to this? I browsed Logitech's keyboards, and at a glance it looks like they all have regular-sized keys. Those nice, flat laptop keys would be really sweet.

    2. Re:Better ones are out there by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Looks like it's only available to OEMs. Where can I actually buy one?

  67. A couple of months back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I got really bored at work. I modified my IBM Model M keyboard from a QWERTY into a [er*ct keyboard. There's not a key left that's on it's rightful position

  68. My Problem by 3770 · · Score: 1

    My problem is that I use an American keyboard, but I switch between the US and Swedish keyboard setup.

    I need the Swedish setup to access the å, ä and ö keys.

    The problem is that it also switches some other keys around such as (, ), +, = and others. I use these keys, but not often enough to automatically switch in my brain where they are. So I keep screwing up when I try to type those keys. Both when I use the U.S and the Swedish setup.

    If it wasn't for that I would be a much better typist. But I'm afraid that I'll never master that.

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  69. Type faster, uhhh, fast by nizo · · Score: 1
    ...the maker touts will make you type 100% faster in a few weeks...

    According to this site I type about 72 words per minute. I can't wait to get one of these and start typing 144 wpm! I am kind of worried about blisters on my fingers; I wonder if they include a free box of bandaids with these keyboards?

    1. Re:Type faster, uhhh, fast by FirienFirien · · Score: 1

      I noticed that one as well... a while ago there was another typing site, typera, which measured in cpm rather than wpm (and then just figured you should divide by 6 if you wanted a standard wpm score). The fastest typer on it was up to 830 cpm; that's around 121wpm. I've noticed on the typingtest site that I top out around there - but only because I've seen the first few words of text fully before typing it, and know the pattern my fingers are about to go into; after that it drops to around 85, because of interesting words like eutrophication; it's a little irksome to see that, because I know that I simply don't use words like that (looking back at the stuff I've typed so far in this box I can also see that the majority of my words are under 6 characters too; that's the difference between standard typing and the stuff that's analysed as "typical material" (newspapers, and presumably things like executive summaries - the kinds of places where flowery words add to the apparent weight of the article, by sounding more informed.) Anyway; no matter about the blisters, because you're still performing the same number of keypresses!

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    2. Re:Type faster, uhhh, fast by FirienFirien · · Score: 1

      Then again, you could always get tipped gloves or something similar - it'd make a hell of an awesome noise going at 144 wpm. Machine-gun typing.

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    3. Re:Type faster, uhhh, fast by ender- · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I managed to get 88WPM [gross speed] for 1 min. on the "Fishing in Finland" test with 98% accuracy. I missed on word.

      Of course, this is on my crappy, soft, non-clicky type Logitech keyboard at work. I'll have to try it on my old IBM keyboard when I get home.

  70. Who needs a keyboard at all? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    When you have this

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    1. Re:Who needs a keyboard at all? by uucp2 · · Score: 1

      I think this one is way better.

  71. But Seriously Folks by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

    Can this be real folks? How do you factory test something to withstand 20 million keystrokes? At 4 keystrokes per key per second, it would still take a half a day to achieve 20 million keystrokes distributed over the entire keyboard. And how can springs have a "force" of 35-80 grams? Force is measured in newtons, or pounds, not grams, which is a measure of mass. Also, a much more useful characterization of a springs "springiness" is the so called spring constant, as the force generated depends on the amount of compression or extension of the spring. And what exactly is "premium keyswitch technology"? Finally, how is a keyboard without ID really going to make a touch typist faster? They don't look at the keyboard to begin with! Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.

    1. Re:But Seriously Folks by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      have a special machine that hits all the keys at one time. let it run, and when the keyboard shows signs of failure, that count times the number of keys is the failure rate.

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    2. Re:But Seriously Folks by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

      Yes a machine, that's implied. The point is that I can't see every keyboard spending 13 hours being tested. Factory tested to me says that this individual item has been tested for functionality and durability to some extent, not that we picked one of the production line and tested it and said all the rest will do the same.

    3. Re:But Seriously Folks by Overzeetop · · Score: 0

      Well, you would test a prototype unit, and a selective sample. It would be silly to run a lifetime test on a unit before it shipped - you'd send them out ready to fail.

      Grams is a useful marketing term (though not for anyone on this side of the pond). Since it's fair to assume that every user will have spend most of his or her life on earth, one gram will have a gravitational attraction to the earth with a force equal to one newton. For practical purposes, 1 gram-force = 1 newton. Spring constants are of no use in this case, as you're only intersted in the threshold force (or, in their marketing-speck, equivalent earthbound mass).

      I'll agree with you on the last one. If you already touch type effectivly, this will probably slow you down trying to figure out which function key is which, or where the pageup key is.

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    4. Re:But Seriously Folks by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1
      One gram most certainly is NOT equivalent to one newton. One Newton of force is what is generated by the gravitational attraction between the earth and a mass of about 100 grams. It follows that one gram experiences a gravitation force of only .01 Newtons.

      I stand by my original point. This form of advertisement is not informational because either:

      A. You know enough physics to see that this is pseudoscientific marketing bullshit.

      or

      B. You don't know enough physics to see through it and are hopefully bedazzled by the use of scientific words that you only vaguely understand, and from which you are unable to draw conclusions.

      What do you mean by threshold force? I am not entirely clear on that. Perhaps you meant the force generated by the spring at maximum compression? My point was that the force experience by a finger as it presses the key will vary as the key is depressed (F=-kx). If you have all your keys depress the exact same amount, then yes, a threshold force (if I understand you correctly to mean maximum compression) is a useful comparison, given that you actually use the units of force.

    5. Re:But Seriously Folks by cluon · · Score: 1

      1 Newton = 1N = 1 kilogram*meter/second^2, which is a mass * acceleration. Makes sense, if you buy into the whole F=ma thing.

      1 "gram-force" would then be 0.001N.

      The force of a spring is proportional to the displacement from it's position of equilibrium, F = -kx. k here would be the spring constant. If F = -kx and F = ma, then -kx will have to have the same dimensions as a Newton. k then would be in terms of kg/s^2 (with x being measured in meters)

      All that being said, it doesn't make much sense for the manufacturer to let us know the spring constant, because most people can't wrap their head around the concept of what a mass per second per second really is. Using mass, essentially a measure of resistance to acceleration from a force, is a more intuitive quantity for the average user.

      "Since it's fair to assume that every user will have spend most of his or her life on earth, one gram will have a gravitational attraction to the earth with a force equal to one newton. For practical purposes, 1 gram-force = 1 newton."
    6. Re:But Seriously Folks by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1
      There is no such thing as a "gram-force". That is a made up term, even if a bunch of people are going around using it. It's net worth in the realm of science is zero. On the earth, a gram has a weight of about .01 Newtons. That's because its gravitational acceleration is 9.8 m/s^2.

      What doesn't make sense is for a manufacturer to make up terms that have no real meaning, and to incorrectly use scientific units. The world would be a better place if we stopped dumbing things down for people. If people can't understand spring constants, fine, but the only way to properly understand their claim is with spring constants, as the force changes as the key is depressed. Or to explicitly say that in order to maintain maximum compression requires a force equal to the weight of an x-gram mass. One doesn't have to be confusing in order to state things in a scientifically accurate manner.

    7. Re:But Seriously Folks by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      you don't test every keyboard.. what do you think QA is? it is a statistical t-test to see if the break ratio is significant. if it is, then they retool the production line, otherwise they let production go ahead and use the rate as the lifetime. they only need about 20 keyboards from a single production line chosen at random to complete this analysis.

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  72. Das Display by catdevnull · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also available from the makers of "Das Keyboard" is "Das Display." It keeps you from looking at porn while trying to get work done. You'll find that you concentrate much better--mostly because you'll have to use "The Force" or some form of transcendental meditation to imagine WTF might be on your screen.

    Coming soon: "Das Hard Drive" which has nothing on it also. You memory and recall could increase by 100,000,000,000-fold!* (*Results not typical. Void where prohibited. Some restrictions apply. See dealer for details).

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    1. Re:Das Display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon in stores near you: "Das Keyboard Extreme", where the keys are labeled, but labeled wrongly! This keyboard will teach you to type faster in just ONE week because each look at it during typing will immediately be punished by writing wrong characters.

    2. Re:Das Display by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Coming next "Das Database" with no information storage.

      Oh wait, it's called MySQL.

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    3. Re:Das Display by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      *rim-shot*

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  73. Only 20 million strokes?! by dayid · · Score: 1

    ...only 20 million keystrokes? That's going to really suck when all my HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH and LOLLOLOLLOLLO!!!11!!!! wear out! ...I mean, after all, I am, "an elite programmer."

  74. Is there a DVORAK version? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    If you are going to be a true uber geek and have an unlabled keyboard you might as well have it DVORAK and make sure only other geeks can use your computer.

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    1. Re:Is there a DVORAK version? by JudicatorX · · Score: 1

      If it's blank, then what does it matter what layout the keyboard uses?

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    2. Re:Is there a DVORAK version? by NINtendo72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most keyboards are hard wired for QWERTY. If you have a blank keyboard you can surely remap the keys in windows for DVORAK, but if you are navigating your BIOS or running in DOS or some other shell then your keyboard is going to return to QWERTY. They should think about making a DasVORAK Keyboard, if the keyboard improves your typing as much as they say it does it would be crazy not to.

    3. Re:Is there a DVORAK version? by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Even better, make it switchable, so that my wife doesn't complain about the layout (I use Dvorak) when using my computer. And Wireless, and apple-look compatible, and ergonomic.

    4. Re:Is there a DVORAK version? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Dvorak doesn't make you faster. The keys are much better placed in relation to the home keys, but this is equalled by the disadvantage from common pairs not alternating around the keyboard. Someone needs to come up with a new layout combining both these advantages.

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  75. Riiight by torstenvl · · Score: 1

    Due to my extensive experience involving the unusual circumstances of using a real hardware French keyboard set to US keyboard mode in a locked-down computer at XS Arena Les Halles in the Fourth Arrondissement of Paris, I can assure you that, if you already touch-type, being forced to touch-type only slows down your use of symbols that are in different places on different keyboards. The ` ~ key and the \ key on US keyboards come to mind (although the ` ~ key is usually in the same place except on some laptops like my Toshiba).

  76. Special keyboard? by Source+Quench · · Score: 1

    $79.95?

    For that price, I would expect it to have a built-in cup/can/mug holder (for your favourite beverage, caffeine infused or not) as standard and a STFU key that you could use to mute annoying induhviduals with.

  77. ROFL :-) by sir+lox+elroy · · Score: 0

    ROFL :-)

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  78. PEBKAC.... by orion41us · · Score: 1

    I see it now,

    in the office of DasKeyboard.com *ring*ring*
    New IT Dude: Hello?
    Big Mad Boss: What's Going on, internet is down!?
    NID: I don't know Servers' not responding.
    BMB: Well log on and fix it!!
    NID: umm... someone wiped all the keys off this thing!!
    BMB: Click

  79. s/Victum/Victim/ by suso · · Score: 1

    Sorry, see what happens when you type "blazingly fast"

    1. Re:s/Victum/Victim/ by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 1
      Sorry, see what happens when you type "blazingly fast"

      Actually, I think you are typing faster than TFA said " It is amazing how slow typers almost double their speed and quick typers become blazing fast!"

      Speed up and add the "-ly" and you're typing fast enough to burn off your own keycaps.

  80. Try scrambling the keys by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    When I went to work at a client's once, I swapped the keys around on the keyboard for the fun of it. When other people came to use the machine, I enjoyed seeing what happens. It seems some supposedly great typists actually can't type properly when even a few of the keys are scrambled. These are people who don't usually realize they look at the keyboard when typing, and it was interesting to hear what they had to say about it.

  81. I need a norwegian version by Frekko · · Score: 1

    Even though I can't see the norwegian letters I still need to use them :)

  82. IBM Model M? by clustersnarf · · Score: 1

    Looks like they just painted an IBM Model M keyboard black and put their crappy logo on top of the IBM part. I should know, I've painted several Model Ms. Best keyboard ever. Modelm.org

    1. Re:IBM Model M? by iNiTiUM · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I sit here typing this on a factory black model M, and the picture looks almost identical. Contours, bulkiness, key placement. Only difference I can spot is theirs has windows keys, while mine has the eraserpoint mouse in it.

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  83. Sort of like switching to DVORAK by Nichotin · · Score: 1

    I wanted to change to DVORAK to learn touch typing, and most "tutorials" said that one should tear off all the keys and rearrange them to the DVORAK layout. I call bullshit. I found a picture of the layout, then made it a sticky on the top of the screen. So, every time i forgot a key, I had to look up, not down. Looking down would not really help either, as the keyboard was still a QWERTY-keyboard.

  84. Why stop there? by Nothing+Special · · Score: 5, Funny
    I am selling a premium 20" monitor that will not turn on.

    For $799.99 you can have the ultimate in distraction free typing. after a few weeks you will intuitively know where on the screen the cursor is and your speed will increase at least 100%. Plus, without those distracting Graphics, you will be able to focus on kicking ass when gaming.

    Order today, and I will throw in a Dolby 7.1 certified speakers that have no jack!

    1. Re:Why stop there? by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      You'll never see ads online again, even if you are using IE!

    2. Re:Why stop there? by slasho81 · · Score: 1

      That's the kind of marketing we need for UberGeeks. Soon they'll tell us blank monitors are good for practicing the 'force'.

    3. Re:Why stop there? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Only if you install e17 (enlightenment v17) on it.

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  85. I'll stick with my pirate keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  86. Money better spent elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I echo the comments from: http://www.gadgetspy.co.uk/2005/05/23/das-keyboard -100-percent-blank/ Sounds a bit pricey, would be better spent on some ubergeek bluetooth / wireless job

  87. I Git ome.... by wpiman · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I revemtly boyght ome of tjese keuboards amd it is tje bedt purvjase i habe mafe in a lomg tine.

    I hifgly reconnemd it to ajj of mu friemds and colleahues.

    Mu rtping skolls hsve imorobed drantivally amd I tupu invredibly fadt nuw.

  88. Let me try it by trandism · · Score: 0

    Yeah I boufhe ti men I am 2838 Cokk!

    Grear Keuboaed~

    OK now the old keyboard again...

    Are you kidding? How to write with this shit?

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  89. Just like on Star Trek : TOS by nurhussein · · Score: 0

    Where all the controls have so many buttons, but none are labelled.

  90. I actually made one. by Xner · · Score: 1
    Yes, I admit, I made one in my teenage "I'm an ueberhacker" period. It's probably still somewhere at my parent's house.

    What seemed to work best was very fine abrasive paper. You have to be careful at leaving the dimples in the J and F intact though, or it will make the whole typing thing a bit more difficult than stricly necessary.
    Also worth mentioning is that you need to remove the keys and then file off the printing. Doing it with the keys attached is very unwieldy and makes a huge mess as the plastic particles fall between the keys into the switches.

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  91. For my money... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    For my money, I'd go with an Avant keyboard. It's even more high-end in terms of price, but it's worth every dime. Gimmicks like blank keytops (who looks at the keytops while typing anyway?) are a novelty, sure, but Avant keyboards are fully remappable: you can create your own keyboard layout. The keytops have characters printed on them, but if you like, you can rearrange them so that they match (or don't match, if you prefer) your layout. And yes, like all reasonably high-end keyboards, they are sturdy, hold up well, and have good tactile feedback. But for me the key selling point is the ability to rearrange the layout however you want. Tired of overextending your pinky to hit shift and ctrl all the time? Put those keys on home positions like I've done, and in a week your pinkies won't ache any more.

    *Shrug*. If the blank keytops are worth money to you, go for it, but don't expect them to have a measurable impact on your typing speed or comfort.

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  92. Slashvertisement by jfb3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can an ad submitted as an article get any more obvious?

  93. Useful For Multiple Languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the people here are wondering what's the point of this keyboard.
    It's just some novelty item especially at the asking price.

    Well it's pretty useful if you're working on multiple languages and need to type in the local keyboard layout (eg: qwerty for English and azerty in French), heck it'll be good if you want to switch between Dvorak and qwerty. But as many have pointed out, you could always buy a normal keyboard and use solvent to clear the letters away :)

  94. required class paid off by __aadxzo5882 · · Score: 0

    And to think, the required typing class for all us girls in high school is finally paying off... (eh, age is showing).

  95. /.ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the money they're saving by selling half made keyboards, they should really invest in some bandwidth.

  96. a true ubergeek... by sapientmonkey · · Score: 1

    would have worn off all the letterings on the keys anyway from 999 + work/gameplay. except for the notches under f and j. those little guys are immortal.

    1. Re:a true ubergeek... by m50d · · Score: 1

      That's because they're actual plastic rather than just ink on the surface.

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  97. Spray Paint... by Caeda · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have to show ID because it's been a law for a long, long time. Computers are just making it easier by reminding people now. Wal-Mart, K-Mart, all stores are required to see proof of age for purchase of all products distributed in a spray can, as well as anything that can be huffed for a high. Other products on this list include painballs and related supplies, pellet guns, and most obvoiusly ammunition. Note this is not a "Wal-Mart" policy, but a law requarding dangerous substances. You could actually have any place that didn't ask for ID investigated and fined for not following the law :)

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    1. Re:Spray Paint... by phlyingpenguin · · Score: 1

      I went to Wal-Mart with a friend buying some spray paint and when we gave her his ID (not a license, but an ID) she got really snappy about the whole thing. He's 18 but doesn't drive. We were wondering why and so we were asking the lady, but as I said she was a bit snappy. I wanted to know at what age you can't buy these products? I assume 16?

      In short, after she got snappy she offered us to see her manager about it blah blah blah throw us out of the store blah blah blah. I wanted to talk to her manager about how snappy she got. Not returning to that store, not that I shop at Wal-Mart to begin with.

    2. Re:Spray Paint... by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      wasn't aware it was a law, interesting. the part that i wonder about is the enamel paints tho, like, they dont fume, they're not sprayed, and you only get a thimble-full in the little jar. what could you possibly do with em. =D

    3. Re:Spray Paint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some kids (and other poor people) sniff or 'huff' spray paint to get high. It's a practice that is particularly damaging to the brain. Where I live, the stores must keep spray paint locked up, spray paint sales are restricted by law to those over 18. If a kid needs spray paint for a hobby or whatever, they can get their parents to buy it for them.

      It isn't Wal-Mart's fault, it's the laws of the state you live in.

    4. Re:Spray Paint... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      I think they're mistaken about the REASON you cant but pain... at least, here in California -- its becuase gangs use them for grafitti (sp?).

      Of course the whole thing is fucking stupid, theres still plenty of grafitti and to think that gang members would be stopped by such a trivial protection ... the only person it really stops from getting paint is kids who wanna spray paint their models and toys.

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    5. Re:Spray Paint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it was Wal-marts fault for having an employee get bitchy at a customer for A)asking reasonable questions and B)having a state ID rather than drivers liscense.

    6. Re:Spray Paint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quite frankly I wouldn't give a dull butterknife to an eighteen year old who didn't have a driver's license.

    7. Re:Spray Paint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see you're one of those critical thinkers people are always talking about.

    8. Re:Spray Paint... by pthisis · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think they're mistaken about the REASON you cant but pain... at least, here in California -- its becuase gangs use them for grafitti (sp?)...the only person it really stops from getting paint is kids who wanna spray paint their models and toys.


      No, no, no, it _is_ because of the huffing! Huffing is a drug. And remember, drug money supports terror--if we don't stop children from buying spray paint, then the terrorists have already won!

      Besides, you've got to think of the children! Won't someone please think of the children?
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    9. Re:Spray Paint... by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 5, Funny

      you need to live in the uk - we hand out glass tubes filled with petrol and green dye to our eighteen year olds so that they can play starwars properly.

    10. Re:Spray Paint... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      I went to Wal-Mart with a friend
      Friends don't let friends shop at WalMart.
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    11. Re:Spray Paint... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      It's not about huffing, it's about graffitti.

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    12. Re:Spray Paint... by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      Wait... just to clarify: You were buying stuff from Wal-Mart, but you don't shop there?

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    13. Re:Spray Paint... by phlyingpenguin · · Score: 1

      No, not I. My friend you see, he was getting spray paint. Hence why they wanted his ID instead of mine. :) If worse came to worse, I could have gotten it for him I suppose as I am more than a year older than he and therefore should quite legally be able to buy simple cans of spray paint.

  98. this is REALLY neat! by cryptocom · · Score: 1

    i love the varied spring pressure under the key groups...very cool. it's also quite amusing to see the blank look on people's faces when they sit down at my cube and see the keyboard. even though they probably know instinctively what the keys are, they still feel intimidated because they cant see the letters. too funny. now if only i could get a backlit version...a nice healthy blue glow coming from under each key would be awesome. :)

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  99. Wow by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
    That site it toast. But I did find another picture of it here although that picture is a little small.

    I would really like one of these keyboards, It'd keep the unworthy off my computer. How much do these things cost anyway? Is it so much, I might just as well break out with the sandpaper?

  100. Copyright Warning by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All the blanks will be copyrighted. It's a plot to to take away our keyboards.

    All you folks with worn keys are now under arrest.

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  101. type 100% faster in a few weeks by 3D+Monkey · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yfah amd in thre measntimme miy bosss git's emails that mwke np fpcklng s3nse

  102. Who looks at the keyboard anyway? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    If it's forcing you not to look at the keyboard while you're touch-typing, then it's only because you suck to begin with. So sure, it could double your speed... if you're currently typing at 20wpm.

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    1. Re:Who looks at the keyboard anyway? by dayid · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was thinking the same exact thing.

  103. drunk typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good practice or not, the last thing you want after going out for a night is getting back to a blank keyboard and trying to type. Even with the letters its still quite a challenge to type properly

  104. Ads... by etedronai · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I see that the ads on slashdot have made their way out of the banners and now are being held up as actual stories!

    Seriously, is this anything other than a glorified advertisement for this keyboard?

  105. Has anybody else noticed... by HuffMeister · · Score: 1

    A high correlation between things that were on the del.icio.us/popular list in the past week showing up on slashdot a week later? I'm starting to think about ditching slashdot altogether...

  106. Das Kezboard by Tharkban · · Score: 0

    They also sell one that has the german keyboard layout.

    It's name is "Das Kezboard"

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  107. Is it just me or... by p8nt · · Score: 1

    are companys putting out more and more stuff to inflate the egos of geeks? I dont care but i still love my $8.00 keyboard.

  108. Cheaper solution by clickety6 · · Score: 1


    1.locate an old cardboard box
    2.cut away one side for your hands
    3.place over keyboard
    4.start to type

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  109. For those who can't find the right key... by bstocker · · Score: 1

    ...buy this. As for me, I still prefer the HHKB, featuring:

    - No Windows keys
    - Control key at the right place
    - Needs fewer space on the desk letting more room for my cat

  110. another timely scoop from slashdot! by vortigern00 · · Score: 0

    Blank keyboards have been standard items for a looooooooong time. They have been used for teaching touch typing since touch typing became popular. A quick google of "blank keyboard" yielded many results ranging from keyboards that are completely blank like this one to keyboards that have only the letter keys blanked out, to blank overlays to cover up the key labels.

  111. trackpoint integration would be my preference by Jemm · · Score: 1

    I'm a pretty good touch typist. The thing that slows me down the most is having to reorient my hands on the home row after having used the mouse. So my vote for the best keyboard would be one that has an integrated trackpoint, with function keys, navigation keys and numberpad placed consistently, and most importantly keys with decent travel and feel.

    My current keyboard has function keys grouped in threes; drives me crazy. The function keys default to FLOCK mode which assigns them office type functions. for instance F2 is Undo, F10 is spell. To use them as regular function keys I have to first press FLOCK every time the machine boots.

    My keyboard has a double sized Delete key quite close to the Enter key. Not a good place for it.

    One final gripe is that this keyboard has a sleep button exactly where my thumb naturally goes when I pick up the keyboard.

    Just saying that I have not yet found any keyboard I really like yet.

  112. Increased key weight = more comfort??? by inkdesign · · Score: 1
    Most keyboards use a standard 55 grams of force required to register every key.... The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys. The result is more comfort for your hands.

    How is this more comfortable being that some keys require more force to press?

    1. Re:Increased key weight = more comfort??? by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

      Presumably, the idea is that you don't hit keys like return or numlock acccidentally.

    2. Re:Increased key weight = more comfort??? by Proteus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stronger fingers have a tendency to push harder whether it's required or not. Weighting keys like the spacebar, which is pressed with your thumb(s), more heavily means that you don't bottom out the key with as much force. The result is less jarring on your fingers.

      The alternative is to train yourself with minimal-force exercises, wherein you learn to press all keys only as hard as you need to. Unforutnately, this can easliy lead to increased tension in the hands, increasing the risk of RSI. Most decent ergo keyboards have distributed the "key weight" somewhat. It is possible, however, to learn to distribute it yourself -- take piano lessons from a good teacher, and you will learn a lot about consistent keystroke force.

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  113. Happy Hacking also has this by adam1101 · · Score: 1

    Happy Hacking also has blank keyboards. Warning: don't at the price if you a weak stomach..

    1. Re:Happy Hacking also has this by eclectro · · Score: 1

      ouch, I need to find the peto-bismo.

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  114. Utter nonsense by DrXym · · Score: 1
    I had until recently, a PC keyboard attached to my Mac. The lousy Mac steadfastly refused to support standard UK PC mappings. It could and should seeing as the Mac Mini is claimed to work with PC kit. So keys like #, @, ", ~, and | were in the wrong places. Not knowing where these keys were except by experimentation in no way speeded up me typing.

    In fact the opposite happened since I would have to play "hunt-the-symbol" every time I was programming, using the shell or any other menial task.

    By far the worst is the Euro symbol. On a UK PC keyboard you press AltGr+4 to get it, on the Mac you press Alt+2. Neither is particularly intuitive but when the keyboard says it's on one key and it isn't, you find yourself resorting to cutting and pasting the symbol from somewhere else because you give up trying to find it.

    Eventually I gave in and got a replacement Mac keyboard (the first just failed for no reason). Now my keys are where they're meant to be - except the # mark whose location isn't even printed on the Mac UK keyboard.

    1. Re:Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt.

      This blank keyboard would be just like the keyboard I'm familiar with, except blank. So you wouldn't have to play "hunt-the-symbol" it would be just where you left it.

      What confused you when you used the PC keyboard with the Mac was not a _lack_ of symbols, but the fact that the Mac does the Wrong Thing(TM). These are not related, you might as well argue that since doors labelled "Push" that actually need to be pulled are confusing, all doors should be labelled "Pull".

  115. Model M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can take most of the keys off my IBM keyboard for the same effect. I can also move them into a dvorak pattern if I want.

  116. Much cheaper alternatives by saddino · · Score: 1

    In two colors: black ($1.29) and white ($1.99).

  117. loud clickety click... by Ommadawn · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who kinda liked that noisy old IBM PC keyboard? Now I can get one with a modern plug.

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    1. Re:loud clickety click... by edx0r · · Score: 0

      Best. Keyboard. Ever.

    2. Re:loud clickety click... by LanceMan · · Score: 1

      You mean like one of the 15 IBM Model M's that I have and will only give up when it is pried from my cold dead fingers? Then ones that have survived many bouts with beer, soda, coffee, ashtrays, and other unfriendly substances.

      I still want a Model M with the function keys on the left, that might be weird.

    3. Re:loud clickety click... by aslate · · Score: 1

      I've got 3 lying about in my room, and i'm going to swap one of them with the new one that came with my PC. Why didn't i do this before?

    4. Re:loud clickety click... by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      I once had one of those keyboards with function keys on the left. I wish I still had it...

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    5. Re:loud clickety click... by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 1

      are we going back in time here?? I mean the whole IBM keyboard thing was sooo last week. Move on people :)

    6. Re:loud clickety click... by awing0 · · Score: 1

      I have two IBM Model M's with buckling spring technology, made in 1984. They have PS/2 connectors on them as well. The cord is actually removable. The keyboard has a RJish looking jack in the back. Best Keyboard, EVER.

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    7. Re:loud clickety click... by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      The Model M's with the quick disconnect cable? I've got mine. Actually I think they allow for the fastest typing possible, but I'm not sure. Anybody want to confirm this? There's probably mod points in it for you.

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    8. Re:loud clickety click... by hurfy · · Score: 1

      I picked up a box of old wang pc keyboard.

      apparently they used IBM or copied them, they are identical (in feel too) to the old ibm :)

      Our main billing person still uses her ibm keyboard from her 286 :)

      If you dont look at keys to type, who cares if they are labeled?

      Now if someone would build me a funny plug to ps/2 adapter for the old mainframe keyboards i have...

    9. Re:loud clickety click... by sudog · · Score: 1

      Except of course for the Fujistu 4726, which is still being mass-produced and is the logical successor to the IBM M/M2. It's also got a superior tactile response to the IBM's, IMNSHO.

    10. Re:loud clickety click... by ticbot · · Score: 0

      he said wang...

    11. Re:loud clickety click... by LanceMan · · Score: 1

      I have used IBM PC XT/AT/PS2 style keyboards since they came out in the early 80's. I learned to overclock on a 80286 in 1986. I built my 386 out of Computer Shopper. I like to think my hardware is pretty up to date, as an avid gamer.

      Yet every PC I have with a XT/AT/PS2/USB/NuBus/Serial keyboard port boasts a IBM Model M. Amazing that a keyboard manufactured on 8-20-1986 is still my favorite.

      Best Keyboard Ever.

    12. Re:loud clickety click... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 has windows key

  118. Happy Hacking blank keyboards by jdoff · · Score: 1

    PFU Systems (the Happy Hacking people) also have blank keyboards in white and gray. These are the true geek keyboards, as they have the right keys (Ctrl, Esc) in the right places.

    Happy Hacking keyboards
    PFU Systems store

  119. Slashdotted by elronxenu · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately their webserver is as blank as the keyboard.

  120. We've got one at work... by christophe · · Score: 1

    A colleague has one on her old laptop: letters on keys are erased after so much time. She must be the only one able to type quickly on it.

    That could be a feature: "Learn to type more quickly with our evolving keyboard: letters disappear one by one with time!"

    That could perhaps already be done withe the keyboard on my Powerbook with lighted keyboard: just stay in the dark room and cut light for one key each minute.

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  121. What A Concept! No Print, More Money! by Ilsundal · · Score: 1

    To me, this looks like nothing more than a black KeyTronic keyboard that has had no letters printed on it. As far as the user configurable weighted keys go, that might be somewhat useful, but how many times will a single user want to adjust that?

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  122. I had a better suggestion by ksw2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [email to daskeyboard...]

    Hi,

    Can I get a version that has the letters on all the wrong keys, so I'm
    punished if I get weak and look at the keyboard?

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    [reply...]

    That's a great idea. I will let you know when we can send you your punishment.

    Thanks
    Birgit

    1. Re:I had a better suggestion by kEnder242 · · Score: 1

      dvorak?

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    2. Re:I had a better suggestion by BillyBlaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do the next best thing, and learn Dvorak while using a regular keyboard.

    3. Re:I had a better suggestion by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just change layout to DVORAK in software. You'll either learn to touchtype it or go insane.

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    4. Re:I had a better suggestion by Control-Z · · Score: 1
      Can I get a version that has the letters on all the wrong keys, so I'm punished if I get weak and look at the keyboard?

      My olde IBM keyboard's keycaps come off easily. I've moved the arrow keys so they're all mixed up, suppose I could do the rest of the keyboard too.

    5. Re:I had a better suggestion by Shezi · · Score: 1
      You can do that yourself, you know, those keys aren't fixed on most keyboards.

      I have that on all my computers. It's funny as hell to watch my not-so-trained friends try to type passwords...

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    6. Re:I had a better suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that, actually. Worked great. Then I scrambled the keys randomly (pried them off with a butterknife (try it with keys you don't need first)) and software remapped it to qwerty - I wanted to eliminate the pain I experienced every time I sat down at any other computer but mine. So far, so good. So instead of remapping to dvorak, you could just skip that step and use a butterknife is hardware-remap thee keys to mismatch the qwerty software mappings.

      Not that anybody cares.

  123. From the site by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Introducing Das Keyboard, a precision keyboard that says who you are.

    A sucker?

    This keyboard looks surprisingly similar to the ones i used on the oldish IBM PS/2 back in highschool, sans letters numbers and symbols on the keyboard. I don't see anything too innovative here. If you really don't want markings, 104 squares of black electrician's tape can achieve the same effect for a fraction of the cost.

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  124. Best. Keyboard. Ever. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Apple Extended Keyboard.

    20 years old and works & feels better than anything on the market today.

    I'm using one right now and have 3 more in the closet for when this one finally craps out in another 20 years or so.

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  125. not for me by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

    first off, i never look at my keyboard anyway so having no text wont speed up my typing

    and second, the different weighted keys wont help me because i dont type correctly, i'm a "speed hunt-and-pecker" (minus the hunt part), i can type about 100wpm using my method (which also involves caps lock instead of using shift, yeah i'm weird)

    so if i typed with that keyboard id probably get around 30wpm with lots of typos

    p.s. when did slashdot start using script protection when posting? (i need to type some text to confirm im not a script before i can submit this)

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  126. Not ubbergeek... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    A geek would use the blank keyboard with the Dvorak layout.

    A true geek would use the blank keyboard with a layout he devised himself.

    An UberGeeks would wire the computer directly into his brain.

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  127. Even easier money saver by hamlet2600 · · Score: 1

    Just mix up all the keys on the keyboard, they can easily pulled off with a flat head screw driver.

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  128. Paper & tape by robstamack · · Score: 1

    When I was forced to learn typing in the fourth grade we taped a piece of paper to the top of the keyboard so it covered the keys. Yes, you could cheat and flip up the paper as needed but for the most part it was a good solution, even for grade-schoolers.

  129. makes you l33t coz you don't have to look by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    ...at the keyboard.

    Who looks at the keyboard? Really?

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  130. Now OT: Re:reason for, reason not for by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    When I occasionally write articles for my college's newspaper that require interviews, I always have a bit of a crises. Because I have nothing like a photographic memory, I have to record the interviews somehow. I don't know short hand well enough to take good notes on paper during an interview - so I generally end up recording them on tape and than transcribing them onto a computer afterwords. However, I'm legally obligated to tell anyone I'm interviewing that I'm recording the conversation, and with sensitive subject-matter, realizing that their words are being recorded on tape can make them more reluctant to spill the beans.
    Just last week I had to do a few extensive phone interviews, and I decided that instead of trying to figure out how to record the conversation and risk freaking out the interviewee, I'd try and transcribe the conversation on my keyboard as we talked. I wrote down my questions first, and than just filled in the outline as the interview went on. I discovered that with a fairly average typing speed (I'm usually about 60-80 wpm) I could just about keep up with the speed of the interview. I was able to transcribe the whole thing as it happened.
    Of course this still only works over the phone, because when you're interviewing in person it's nice to make eye contact and whatnot - but still, compitent typing skills are a good thing (tm).

    [Get it, it's funny because I put a (tm) after good thing.]

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    1. Re:Now OT: Re:reason for, reason not for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF you're writing down everything, you're wasting your time. You should be developing an ability to edit while you interview. Not everything someone says is worth a crap. Don't write it down. It's not worth the time. And if you tape record, you have to conduct the interview twice -- once to ask the questions, once to transcribe it. That's not worth your time. Besides, people freak out with the tape recorder. Just get a steno book and learn to listen for the important parts.

      I am a journlist, and this is what I do.

  131. Mechanic keyboard by jerometremblay · · Score: 1

    What I am looking for is a good mechanical keyboard, where each key has it's own spring. I've heard it improves typing comfort and speed, but unfortunately I have never had the chance to *try* one, so I'm a little afraid to just buy the first one I see.

    1. Re:Mechanic keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mechanical keyboards are great. Anyone who has to type for a living would do well to get a quality keybaord with mechanical keyswitches. Rubber membrane keyboards are for libraries and for people who really don't use much more than a mouse.

  132. Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't terribly new - uber-l33t people have been doing this for ages. See http://www-student.cs.york.ac.uk/~jw222/keyb.jpg.

    The benefits, to my mind, are quite great. This applies especially to Dvorakers, for whom the QWERTY key markings are at best an annoyance. It also stops people who can't touch type from using my computer!

    1. Re:Not new by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      But look what it did to his hair !
      http://www-student.cs.york.ac.uk/~jw222/oops.jpg

  133. I'll take $2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is your calculator. I'm not too proud to take the 2 dollars. Please send.

    1. Re:I'll take $2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is your calculator. I'm not too proud to take the 2 dollars. Please send.

      Parent and grandparent meant *physical* calculator.

  134. Hmmm... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Looks like a minimalist them--the only thing on their website is a /.

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  135. 50 years ago... by Jokkey · · Score: 1

    My grandfather got annoyed at all of his fellow college students who used his typewriter and didn't take proper care of it. So he removed the keys, happily continued touch-typing, and stumped everyone else, who wasn't as familiar with such technology.

    Now someone wants to charge $80 for this "unique" idea that will "double" your typing speed. How odd...

  136. Mapping Keys for M$ Users by tezza · · Score: 1
    I recommend SharpKeys, a freeware key mapper from http://www.randyrants.com/ . I've used it to map

    Caps Lock--> Control and
    Right Alt --> Windoze

    on my IBM T42P Laptop. Much easier for Emacs keybindings like Ctrl X S.

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    1. Re:Mapping Keys for M$ Users by rizzo5 · · Score: 1

      i use sharpkeys as well. i would also recommend it.

  137. Odd... by eriko · · Score: 1

    That bezel looks exactly like a Model M -- keys are in the same place, LED bank is identical, even has the channel around the key banks to collect extra grime.

    I'm wondering if they built the mold, or if they bought one.

    If it is, in fact, a Model M with blank keycaps and the extra Win keys (that can be mapped to something useful), then I'd pay $79 for it, with or without letters.

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    1. Re:Odd... by rizzo5 · · Score: 1

      i got my 1987 model M for $4 from a goodwill in delavan wisconsin. i was so excited when i found it there. i heart my keyboard.

    2. Re:Odd... by ender- · · Score: 1

      Amen! I got two from Weirdstuff in California for $2 each several years ago. These days the prices are actually going up even at used computer stores [at least here in the DFW area]. I guess they finally realized how popular they are.

    3. Re:Odd... by mooman · · Score: 1

      It may look like a Model M, but it won't type like one. This one uses membrane keyswitches. Model M keyboards used buckling springs. See http://www.clickykeyboards.com/ for real Model M keyboards, or CVT and PCKeyboard.com for modern equivalents...

      Myself, I can't live without that clicky feel, so I've got one of the Avant Primes at work (from CVT) and an old Model M at home... My quest now is for a split/ergo buckling spring model. I've only found 2 so far: the uber-rare IBM M15 and the overpriced Northgate Evolution. If anyone knows of others, please point me toward them. Thanks!

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  138. A disaster for Europeans! by christophe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Friends of mine live in France at borders, work in Germany or Switzerland, occasionnaly fly to the US or China. These people are used to mentally swith keyboard mappings. (*)
    Imagine blank keyboard everywhere: impossible to know wich language it uses!!

    [(*) As many people of my generation used to games which thought American keyboards were the only ones: in France convert A to Q, W to Z, comma and M, and do not use Shift for numbers...]

    On the other side, these keyboards would be the first real international keyboards: just configure the OS, and you don't have to learn a new keyboard mapping each time you visit a new country.
    (Yes, we can already do that, but it seems humans need a reason to be lazy and force the computer to adapt to them instead of adapting to it).

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    1. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by rhizome · · Score: 1

      it seems humans need a reason to be lazy and force the computer to adapt to them instead of adapting to it

      Ha ha, what a ridiculous pastime that would be. NEWSFLASH: There are more flexible operating systems than [whatever piece of crap you're apparently used to using].

      I'd go a little further than blaming humanity for the need to put symbols on keycaps by suggesting that maybe someone put LED displays on the keycaps to reflect its current configuration. But then again, maybe that would just be kowtowing to the lazy.

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    2. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      Oh, the evil of the French keyboard. How can it be logical in any language to use the shift key to get a full stop?

    3. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the keyboards you mentioned use the same chip and are the same on hardware level - what it will actually type when you press the key depends *solely* on software. If you are looking at keyboard with keys arranged as AZERTY the OS could be still set to QUERTY or whatever which is much more confusing. The only difference between such keyboards are that someone in shop switched the Q and W caps to A and Z with screwdriver.

    4. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems humans need a reason to be lazy and force the computer to adapt to them instead of adapting to it

      How's this for a reason, dumbass: The computer is made to be reconfigured.

    5. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Normally the first letter after a "." is the beginning of a new sentence and therefore written in uppercase.

      I can only guess why or if the longer pressing of the shift-key has any practical sense, but it explains where this comes from.

    6. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by Dragee · · Score: 1

      Definitely true. I was in Croatia, and had to figure out where all the special characters were for my web-based email passwords. Then I terminaled into a Citrix server in the US, and suddenly I had a US keyboard Layout. Took me a while to figure out the change had happened....

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    7. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by christophe · · Score: 1

      So I wonder how Windows or Linux recognizes a US/French/American keyboard when you plug one if this only keys swapping. And what about the keys the poor American keyboard doesn't know (like ü, ß, ç or ø ) ?
      It must be a little more complicated than just software on OS side...

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    8. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by TERdON · · Score: 1

      As a swedish student in Germany, I usually switch between PC-Swedish, Mac-Swedish, PC-German, PC-American. Argh! Actually I've considered a totally blank keyboard just because of that (it would be safe from my smaller sisters, too,though). Especially if you consider learning russian, greek, or perhaps arabic or something, it would payoff!

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    9. Re:A disaster for Europeans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't recognize it. You need to tell the installation program.

  139. Other quality keyboards by Dogun · · Score: 1

    pckeyboard.com has some sweet buckling-spring keyboards. You remember the nice ones from late 80's early 90's? the ones that broke and then you could fix without too much trouble?

    They're still sold. So if Das Keyboard is up your alley, I'd say look at these keyboards too. I own 2 myself.^^

  140. Pictures and keymap don't map... by sebFlyte · · Score: 1

    The close up picture of they keyboard and the mapping for keyweights don't match up... the area around the 'return' key looks especially screwy. I was thinking of getting one of these, but am concerned by this. Any thoughts?

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  141. I can't look at my keys anyway by FJ · · Score: 1

    I use the Dvorak layout so most of the keys are in the wrong place. It drives people nuts when the borrow my PC.

    In any event, most keys on a regular keyboard are the same size. If you want to prevent yourself from looking at the keys can't you just move them around so that they don't match up?

  142. HHK by Apreche · · Score: 1

    http://store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/haphackeyser.ht ml

    The happy hacking keyboard seen there is much better. I got my relatively new employer to purchase the black USB lite 2 version for me. It's so amazing that I'm getting another one for home. Best keyboard I ever used, I'm so used to it now. The pro version is super expensive, boasts the same features as das keyboard with a different layout. But best of all it has actual springs in the keys rather than the membranes. High quality.

    I do somewhat miss the media keys of my old logitech, but I just came up with decent key combinations for the functions I actually used. i.e: meta+up = volume up. Just have to be careful not to use any combos already in use by other programs. At least I don't have the problem where I have a ton of media keys all over and only maybe 5 of them I actually use.

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  143. Sun Keyboard by mestlick · · Score: 1

    My favorite part about working at Sun was those keyboards with cut, copy, and paste under my left pinkey. Emacs was actually useable!
    But what the hell were "Compose" and "Alt Graph"??

    1. Re:Sun Keyboard by lordpixel · · Score: 1

      Compose is used to enter things like e-actue and e-grave (ie, accented characters) on a US/UK Sun keyboard.

      Alt Gr is something you also used to see on PC keyboards. I believe electrically the left and right alt keys are actually different and could be assigned to different functions.

      But Windows treats the left and right one as the same (as does Mac OS with it's equivalent, the Option key) and I think therefore manufacturers stopped labelling them differently.

      I believe it stood for Alt Gr(aphics). I think you still see it on PC keyboards in the UK and it may even be still be used specially in some other parts of Europe.

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    2. Re:Sun Keyboard by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      But what the hell were "Compose" and "Alt Graph"??

      They're left over from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. (Cue thunderous orchestra.)

      As I understand it, "Alt Graph" used to be used for swapping what keys did. e.g. The "delete" vs. "backspace" keys could be swapped. I'm none too sure about "compose", but I think it might have been for modal editors like VI. I do know that many advanced Sun GUI programs (i.e. Engineering and 3D programs) used these keys for special functions.

      Does anyone around here remember using these keys? Care to share some experience?

    3. Re:Sun Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Swiss Logitech keyboard has an 'Alt Gr' key. Some keys have three labels on them like this:

      "
      2 @

      Shift-2 produces "
      Alt Gr-2 produces @

      Some keys have four labels where you use Shift-Alt Gr-[key]

    4. Re:Sun Keyboard by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Alt Gr is standard on all German keyboards and has, in some cases, a different function than "vanilla" Alt (which is on the left side of the space bar). Some special characters such as the Euro symbol, the at symbol (@) and curly braces require using Alt Gr as the meta-key, or alternatively Alt + Control. (However, Alt Gr is not the same as Alt + Control - ie. you don't trigger Ctrl - Alt - Del by pressing Alt Gr - Del.) It sounds more confusing than it is. :)

      See also (haha): Wikipedia on Alt Gr

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    5. Re:Sun Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I have a cat named Pixel. After the book, of course. She's no lord though and she's just as small inside as outside.

    6. Re:Sun Keyboard by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
      The "Compose" key lets you do non-ascii characters by composition. For example, to enter the german u-umlaut, you'd hit Compose, u, doublequote. For e-acute, do Compose, e, singlequote. For an AE ligature, do Compose, A, E. etc, etc. Very handy.

      This still works in X. I usually remap the otherwise useless "windows" key to be a compose key (Multi_key, in X parlance) on my keyboard.

      Download xkeycaps and try it yourself.

    7. Re:Sun Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scandinavia also.

    8. Re:Sun Keyboard by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      yeah its still labeled "alt gr" on uk keyboards and it is a seperate scancode

      if modern us keyboards don't have it labeled like that then it seems like a simple case of dumbing down

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    9. Re:Sun Keyboard by RichardX · · Score: 1

      The one I've never really been able to figure out is the Sys Rq on the Print Screen key
      I'd guess it's short for System Request.. but what for? when was it ever used?

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    10. Re:Sun Keyboard by ded_guy · · Score: 1

      See Wikipedia's entry or google magic sysrq for descriptions of its use under Linux.

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    11. Re:Sun Keyboard by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Well, you can press Alt-SysRq-some letter to use some kernel debugging functions, for example S to sync disks, U to do an emergency unmount of everything, K to kill all programs running on the current console, and B to summarily reboot. Certainly not the only or the first use, but it's the only one I know of for which the title SysRq makes sense.

  144. Monty Python anyone? by crovira · · Score: 1

    Simpson: "I've got an awful lot of these keyboards but I'm afraid that they never printed the key caps on them so they aren't really any good."

    Whapcaplet: "Well that's out selling point, Isn't it? 'Away with typos, away with work-a-day grammar and syntax. Make programming fun again'"

    This also reminds of the late seventies when there was a keyboard sold with clear plastic key caps.

    End each key could be programmer as one or more key strokes. The Alt keys generated different signals so the thing had like five modes for every key stroke.

    I wonder whatever happened to the company that made them?

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  145. server is /.'d by Toba82 · · Score: 1

    Oh well... I really wanted to see the pics.

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    1. Re:server is /.'d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit sherlock.

  146. Blank keys? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    which the maker touts will make you type 100% faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from looking at the keyboard.

    Some simple typing lessons would achieve the same effect. In fact, I'm typing without looking at the keyboard right now.

  147. from TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Introducing Das Keyboard, a precision keyboard that says who you are. What, nothing? It is blank...

  148. Do It Yourself by ion_ · · Score: 1

    ...with some sandpaper.

  149. Surely this is a scam... by O2dude · · Score: 1

    Can anybody tell me how this 'Das Keyboard' thing is different from a classic IBM keyboard with 'stealth' paint?

    I suspect someone had 1. a large consignment of used IBM keyboards, 2. invested a couple of hundred bucks in spraying them stealth black to 'clean them up' and 3. is now laughing all the way to the bank.

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  150. oh HELL no by Danzigism · · Score: 0

    this keyboard sucks complete balls.. i dont care what it does.. i've used a $10 generic IBM keyboard forever and its perfect.. when it dies, i'll buy another $10 keyboard that will last forever..

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  151. Let's take this out for a spin! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    dayh onew- so fat so gppd. for somwe reaibns noebofy id snawering muy emaiuls.
    day 3 - saving sm,lots of eiumt not havfing tp dealqwoth thopse pesky editostial comments foptme may copopwrkers
    d 4 -ollk at akkthe tiume i;m sabinh - thus us mych faSTRE THWN HUNTUNG FOR TEH RITW KEY@@@

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  152. take cap out, sand blast it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or less fancy version, just use sand paper

  153. Why not $699? by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    Then you can compare it to an SCO license and make witty comments like "it's a steal!" that you and other geeks can laugh about in private.

    1. Re:Why not $699? by Nothing+Special · · Score: 1
      I would, but the analogy doesn't hold-

      See, SCO is trying to convince me to buy something they don't own, whereas UberGeeks is trying to convince me that a production flaw is, in fact, a totally awesome feature that deserves an inflated price.

      I hope this helps with the joke.

  154. Looks a bit familiar by birge · · Score: 1

    Did anybody else notice that the "uber" keyboard looks suspiciously like one of the old IBM PC keyboards from the green screen days?

    I think they found an old warehouse full of them and one of them said
    "I bet you I can sell these things."
    "No way, $1000 says you can't sell em."
    "Shit, double or nothing I can sell them for $80 each."
    "You're on, fool"

  155. This is how I learned type by donnst · · Score: 1

    Similar method, but it didn't cost as much.

    My former roommate's machine was the server, and every once in a while I had to log into it to fix something. One day he had decided to pop off and rearrange all of his keys to force himself to learn to touch-type... which meant /I/ had to learn to touch-type. It didn't take long, and I'm very grateful now!

  156. Real Geeks by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    Real geeks wear the lettering out by use!

    M key is almost completely worn out here.
    N key is so worn out that the surface of the key is slanting twards one corner.

  157. faster typing = no brainer by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    if you're looking for an excuse to improve your typing speed this keyboard may give you that

    Well of course you will be typing faster when all you're typing is whitespace anyway!

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  158. Uou'ee rifht...my thpibg is muxh faatet niw...

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  159. Just run Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and it'll soon give you a nice solid blue screen containing only a small amount of text characters on it that are unintelligible anyway.

  160. Slightly off-topic question by saderax · · Score: 1

    Anyone know how to remove the lettering from a keyboard? I have tried alcohol, acetone, naptha (found in Lighter Fuel, removes stains labels, adhesives...) and have had no success. I would like to remove the lettering without sanding or painting. Any suggestions?

    1. Re:Slightly off-topic question by oh_the_humanity · · Score: 1

      What % of alchool solution ? it depends on how they are on there but generally let the keys soak in 90% alchool for 15 minutes. should do the trick.

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    2. Re:Slightly off-topic question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow your nails out. (seriously)

    3. Re:Slightly off-topic question by dotgain · · Score: 1
      200 grit sandpaper did a great job for me. I used it to sand the tops of F13-F15 on my old Apple Extended keyboard, to draw my own symbols on there.

      Only a little bit of sanding was necessary, you can't tell I've used sandpaper (apart from the glyphs being missing) and ink stuck straight to the surface.

    4. Re:Slightly off-topic question by advb89 · · Score: 0

      Oh, I think there was this article on...um...slashdot for this keyboard that doesn't have any...nevermind. :(

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  161. Hot chicks and typing by XSforMe · · Score: 1
    ...it will keep you from looking at the keyboard.

    You know, I learned to type without looking at the keyboard during my first semester in my college's computer room.

    There were times, particularly towards the end of the reporting periods, that all the humanities chicks chose to do their computing assignments. Some of these girls were scantly dressed (it was scorching summer outside) and had a great looking body *drool*.

    At the time, I was a 6 digit typer and I sporadically had to look at the keyboard. Needless to say that when the summer ended, I could type with all my eleve^H^H^H^H ten digits and without even having to look at the screen!

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  162. Can you imagine by Mr.+Lwanga · · Score: 1

    Trying to pitch this product to your bank for a business loan?

  163. Blank? by kamukwam · · Score: 1

    It seems that this company is not only an expert in blank keyboards, but also in blank websites!

  164. QWERTY Touch Typing by diwadm · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...I don't see the use of this device since most hard core geeks can type 80-100 WPM withlooking at a normal QWERTY keyboard.

    1. Re:QWERTY Touch Typing by Shanoyu · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean to tell me that other people have keyboards where the letters stay on?

      I for one am baffled. This is like buying jeans with holes already ripped in them!

    2. Re:QWERTY Touch Typing by Reene · · Score: 1

      Considering stores in my area have been selling "pre-worn" jeans and brand new jeans with holes in them right off the rack for years now, I think you're a little behind the times. :)

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  165. IBM UltraNav by 32bitwonder · · Score: 1

    It amazes me what criteria some people use when evaluating things like a keyboard. To me, layout and tactile feel is far more important than things like colour, extra keys or wireless capability (I'm at my desk, who cares if it's wired or not?).

    I've had the benefit of working with IBM ThinkPads over the years, and it only wasn't until I recently moved to a new job where it became apparent to me how spoiled I had become with the ThinkPad's keyboard. Unsatisfied with the keyboard I was supplied with at work, I set out to replace it with something better. I tried numerous keyboards but nothing could match the ThinkPad keyboards feel. Then I discovered the IBM USB Keyboard with UltraNav and bought one the same day. It is by far the best keyboard I've ever used. The keys have little resistance, yet have a sharp 'click' to them without being noisy. The layout is near perfect, and it has a built in wrist rest. It's expensive as keyboards go, but it's worth every penny if you do any amount of typing.

  166. Oh, please, this is so old by Mr.Bananas · · Score: 1

    We used to have keyboards like this in typing class when I was in grade school. That was like 12 years ago. Nothing new here.

  167. Doubting Type by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Raynach says they got it "recently". Why don't they tell us whether they type 100% faster, after a few weeks. That would be a clue as to whether it's worth the expense.

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    1. Re:Doubting Type by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation -1
      100% Troll

      Ask a simple question, get a stupid TrollMod answer.

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  168. There's an uber-sucker born every minute by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Do yourself a favor and just buy some paint instead.

    -Eric

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  169. Type Public by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's a trainer keyboard - for a few weeks. After it's done its work, pass it along to another trainee. After a handful of students, its amortized price will be pretty low per student. If it works at all, it's probably worth it.

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    1. Re:Type Public by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation -1
      100% Flamebait

      "Flamebait"? TrollMods have lost their rocker.

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  170. pah! use kinesis! by kahei · · Score: 1


    No flat keyboard -- especially not with brick-pattern keys -- can be called ergonomic. For that kind of money, you can get a Kinesis Contour -- see www.kinesis-ergo.com.

    I love them -- if you're going to spend 300$ on a keyboard (which is nothing, if you spend 1/3 to 1/4 of your life with your hands on one) then get a good one.

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  171. Other Options by Dunx · · Score: 1

    If you want an even more exceptional option, you could always go for the Happy Hacker Professional keyboard. This has the added benefit of not having discrete keys for function and cursor keys which is going to be extra specially annoying without key legends!

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    1. Re:Other Options by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of buying one of the happy hacker keyboards: anybody have any comments on how good they are? I can't see the difference between the lite and the professional, apart from $100.

      (I'm looking for a decent coding keyboard, as I'm fed up with this laptop keyboard and my MS Natural pro has gone squishy already. And no, I don't want a type M!)

  172. Another way to achieve (almost) the same effect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Switch over to the Dvorak key layout. In software.

    I HAVE to look away from my keyboard when I type: the keys are still labelled for Qwerty.

  173. Blank Keys Don't Help! by vortex2.71 · · Score: 1

    When I took highschool keyboarding in 1990 my teacher told me that on parent's night a lot of parents got mad because the keyboards had keys on them (their generation had learned on keyboards without keys). It turns out that research has shown (sorrry not link! this is complete heresay) that its not the key labels so much as the key locations that people look at... some sort of visual screen actually works better than removing the key labels.

  174. Alternative.. type in the dark by towaz · · Score: 1

    But I used to teach myself howto type using IRC or command line typing in the dark.

    Yes the parents would not let me on the computer at night, But my typing would probable be a lot slower if the light was always on.

    Hmm though with all the neon lights and things people mod boxen with its probable not very dark anymore.

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  175. Ultimate Geek Keyboard by aliens · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am typing this on a http://datahand.com/ if you're not melded with your keyboard you are not worthy!

    And yes it really helps with finger stress/fatigue, whatever you want to call it.

    I just have to deal with being refered to as Edward Keyboardhands, or Keyboardstein by the co-workers.

    Still a lil slower than traditional but it's worth not killing my hands.

    (I bought mine on ebay but have talked to datahand reps a number of times, they're all very helpful)

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    1. Re:Ultimate Geek Keyboard by timmyd · · Score: 1

      I use a kinesis essential keyboard: http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/contoured.htm. It seems a little cheaper than the one you have and it has made typing a lot nicer for me. I can't stand going back to flat keyboards now, it just doesn't feel right to be typing that way.

      One of the things I first noticed after I started using it was that I could easily use the C-n, C-p, C-f, and C-b commands in emacs whereas I had to use the arrow keys in the past because it wasn't comfortable to use the control keys. Another nice feature is that my left thumb rests on the backspace key (and right is on the spacebar).

    2. Re:Ultimate Geek Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah! You're nuts!

      That thing looks INSANE

  176. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, putting the pieces together, it *is* a Keytronic Ergoforce, spraypainted black, and sold for three times retail...

  177. worn out keys by Cheeze · · Score: 1

    One of my best keyboards I got when I first got into computers.

    I had it for probably 8 years before keys started sticking. Most of the home row keys were worn smoothe and didn't have any lettering on them at all.

    If you want to learn how to type, get on irc, turn out the lights, and start the flamewars.

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  178. Windows menu key by grumpyman · · Score: 1
    Das Keyboard is compatible with all modern operating systems and has a Windows menu key that also works under Linux.

    Wow... so if I use it under Linux the "Windows menu key" will still pops up the 'Start' menu??

  179. Marketing Genius by dapf · · Score: 1

    Save the ink cost... charge more.

  180. Weighted Keys? by bsquizzato · · Score: 1

    "The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys."

    You know, I never learned the "efficient" 5-finger typing system... I've just kind of adapted my own system for typing using pretty much my first 3 fingers on each hand (and of course the thumb for space). I don't have to look at the keyboard, and I bet I can type just as fast as anyone else out there who uses the "standard" typing procedure.

    So maybe this board isn't for the ubergeek after all, because you're only uber if you adapted into an instinctive typing beast ;O

  181. A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by PaneerParantha · · Score: 5, Funny

    A true geek kbd has only 2 keys anyway - 1 and 0. No matter how you place them, you'll be able to memorize their position in a few seconds.

    1. Re:A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by Seehund · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You mean 10 keys, surely? ;)

      ("There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.")

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    2. Re:A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean 10 keys?

    3. Re:A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the day, the were even geekier. There was only one key. ...---

    4. Re:A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by rastos1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot the link

  182. Force "Grams" and "factory-tested"explained by Proteus · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the world of keyboard manufacuturing, the "grams of force" is the "equivalent compression weight" to trigger the key. An 80-gram key would require an 80-gram weight to be set on it to trigger its function. You have to push as hard on the key as an 80-gram weight would in order to type on it.

    This is useful because its relatively easy to measure it consistently, meaning it's harder for manufacturers to fabricate results.

    Factory testing means a couple things. First, it means that a *sample* of keyboards are put through the full service cycle; all the switches on the keyboard can be hit simultaneously -- it might take a half-day to test a keyboard, but that's OK. It also means that each keyboard is likely tested for each key's function before it is packed for shipping.

    "Premium keyswitch technology" is probably just marketing-speak.

    A keyboard without letters on it will not make a typist any faster unless they are not a touch-typist. It's also stupid, since keyboard layouts are not completely standard, and since even the best touch-typists ocassionally have bad days and may need to glance at the keyboard.

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  183. Model M by cluening · · Score: 1

    Wow. That sure looks like they just took an old Model M keyboard and spray painted it. I know the old Ms don't have have windows keys, but _every_ other feature looks the same. Weird.

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  184. Re:what the fuck is "guaranty" ? by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    It's a word in the English language. You see, there is this thing called a "dictionary" that allows you to answer this sort of question.

    Now technically they probably meant guarantee since guaranty and guarantee are slightly different. Although guaranty can be used for guarantee it more often is used where the agreement is an assurance of financial payment.

    As a side note, I used to work for a bond insurance company which, due to mergers, doesn't exist anymore. The company name was "Capital Guaranty" and we were in the Steuart tower of a building in San Francisco. If I didn't spell out everything I would end up getting things sent to one of the many combinations of Capital/Capitol Guaranty/Guarantee in the Steuart/Stuart/Stewart tower...

    Worse still was growing up at the (then named) Naval Weapons Center, China Lake. When you get something sent to the Navel Weapons Center it conjures up all sorts of scary images.

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  185. It kills me by benhocking · · Score: 1

    It kills me that the post you responded to (1 "gram-force" = 1 Newton) has been marked informative, where your posts (above and below that) has not been modded at all. Hopefully this will be rectified soon enough - I can't stand so much disinformation in the sciences.

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  186. Worst layouts ever ? by alexhs · · Score: 1
    ... those ones that are guaranteeing you to hit the wrong key ?

    My personal "favorites"

    • Right shift key broken, LEFT part being shift
    • edition keys block (up to the arrow keys block) in 3 rows by 2 column.
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  187. Move the keys around. by Snoop+Donkey+Donk · · Score: 1

    I love my Keytronic keyboard. Invincible. I've popped off many of the keys and moved them around. It works fine for me but throws most half-wits for a loop when they try to use it.

  188. am i the only one.. by thegoogler · · Score: 1
    who thinks this just looks like a black IBM model M?

    but seriously, you could get one of those(compleate with real capacitance keyswitches) and a can of whatever color makes you happy spraypaint for about $15 if you can find a model m at a computer recycling place, which at least for me.. wasnt hard. and for $80, you could get a NEW model m, here. the basic model is only $50 there, and im sure even ebay could outdo that for a very lightly used or new one. just makes this letterless keyboard seem like a ripoff to me..

  189. Only that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Being able to read q,w,e,r,t,a,s,d,f,g,z,x,c,v,b with your left hand, and y,u,i,o,p,h,j,k,l,n,m with your right won't make for easy Braille reading.

  190. Awesome price point by nilbog · · Score: 0
    Das keyboard = $80

    Whiteout/sandpaper + elbow grease + old slvation army keyboard = $.50

    hm...

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  191. Unique? by MichaelKVance · · Score: 1

    http://store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/hhkbblank.html

    Just a tad expensive but so... majestic.

    m.

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  192. Weighted keys by guitaristx · · Score: 1

    I don't want the differently weighted keys! I write code, and when I write code, since it tends to require a large amount of special chars. Because of that, quite often, the whole "home row typing" ideal goes right out the window, meaning that i have a keyboard with a seemingly random weight depending on which of my different "home row for right now" configurations i'm using.

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    1. Re:Weighted keys by halber_mensch · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've got it! What we need is a new keyboard layout, in the spirit of the DVORAK layout, that makes typing quicker and easier for programmers.

      We could name it the "K&R" layout. The home row would be characters ;{}[].->/ , and the space bar would be replaced with a massive DELETE.

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      perl -e "eval pack(q{H*},join q{},qw{70 72696e74207061636b28717b482a7d2c717b343 637323635363534323533343430617d293b})"
  193. The True Ubergeek keyboard by vevva · · Score: 1

    If you're a true Ubergeek most of the letters on your keyboard should have worn off long ago.

    My keyboard is currently suffering from:

    No WAS or D from too much first person shooter action

    Left CTRL long gone from keyboard shortcut uberdom

    No ; from too much C and PHP coding

    No LS CD / or SU - or TAB due to constant command line tinkering on my Linux box

    $ & and / barely visible

    Oh yes - I've got two shiny grooves on my space bar where my thumbs have been slowly eroding the plastic.

    If anyone wants to purchase my keyboard to confirm their status as an Ubergeek then the bidding starts at £50. I'll even throw in some genuine geek hair, skin flakes and some unidentifiable gunk lodged beside my Num Lock key. It will look fantastic in your trophy case.

  194. Pfft.. by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

    You'll notice the webpage mentions it's tested to work for up to 20 million keystrokes.

    That's not exactly a lot when you think about it -- especially for a real geek.

    100wpm == 500cpm. 500cpm x 1 hour == 30,000 keypresses. Hitting 20 million won't take *that* long. Then there's nerds like me who type 130wpm or so, and are known to sit in front of a computer talking on msn with friends and family for upwards of 4 hours at a time some weekends, or having online business meetings...

    1. Re:Pfft.. by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      "100wpm == 500cpm. 500cpm x 1 hour == 30,000 keypresses. Hitting 20 million won't take *that* long."

      Do some math. Even if you were able to sustain 100,000 keystrokes in an 8-hour day, which is doubtful (forget 240,000 keystrokes at the rate you quote), 20 million keystrokes would take 200 days, which is basically one working year. And that's 20 million keystrokes PER KEY, so one could expect the keyboard to last a lot longer.

      Face it, the Cheez-Doodle crumbs will damage the keyboard before the keys wear out due to use.

  195. I call bullshit on 100wpm hunt-and-peck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're gonna have to back up the absolutely ridiculous claim you just made, Steve Austin.

    1. Re:I call bullshit on 100wpm hunt-and-peck by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      as i said, theres no hunting involved.. ive never taken a typing class but ive been typing since i was 7 (im 22 now)

      so its my own style, my hand just moves all around the keyboard, well now that i look at it my left hand sort of hovers over the left side and my right moves all around mainly using my right pointer finger (right pinky for backspace), thumb+pointer for the ( ) i just typed, left pinky for caps lock (as i said i dont use shift to do uppercase)

      left thumb is always space bar, etc

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    2. Re:I call bullshit on 100wpm hunt-and-peck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridiculous? I do it too, at about the same speed (with two fingers). It works.

    3. Re:I call bullshit on 100wpm hunt-and-peck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of it, son. That kind of claim doesn't even pass the smell test.

      The fastest 10-finger typist in the world only did about 150wpm and that was with a DVORAK keyboard. If you expect anyone to believe that you can do 2/3rds of that speed with 1/5 the fingers and an unoptimized keyboard layout, then you'd better be prepared to haul out your webcam and put up a vid of yourself doing a typing test.

      Until then, you are just another Slashdot bullshitter.

  196. Dvorak layout, regular mapping by mszeto · · Score: 1

    A year ago I tried to use the Dvorak keyboard layout, but later gave up when I needed to type a lot of things and couldn't handle typing at 30 wpm. In order to learn dvorak, I had switch all the keys on my keyboard to match the layout. I was already not looking at the keyboard, but now there was no way for even my peripheral vision to look at the keyboard. I can't say it improved by typing speed that much (maybe 5-10%) but my dependence on seeing the keyboard has been completely removed.

    Oh on another note, I recently noticed that I hit the CTRL key (it's a regular keyboard, with the ctrl key on the bottom left, not where the caps lock is) with the knuckle of my left pinky... somehow I started doing this and didn't even notice. Does anyone else do this?

  197. Now you can have a keyboard.... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the ones in all the action cartoons of the 1980s, particularly GI Joe, where NONE OF THE KEYS ARE LABELLED!

    I always wondered about that. Action cartoons have these huge control panels in the various friendly and enemy bases, with football-field sized consoles with millions of buttons and keys, NONE OF WHICH ARE LABELLED.

    I guess people who use those systems must have amazing memory, eh?

    -Z

    1. Re:Now you can have a keyboard.... by ThJ · · Score: 0

      Us artists suffer from something called "lazy hand" in which you leave out details which have no relevance to what you're drawing... Argh! Slashdot's bot check suffers from that stupid problem of using such a stupid font that not even humans can read it. This is my 3rd try to get this posted. -- cgkamcw

    2. Re:Now you can have a keyboard.... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      Perhaps.. but even when they had closeups of the panels, the buttons would still be completely blank.

      Since backgrounds are usually drawn only once for a shot, as opposed to characters which are drawn hundreds of times, you can spend the extra couple of minutes to write stuff on the buttons, and it would look really cool.

      -Z

    3. Re:Now you can have a keyboard.... by ThJ · · Score: 0

      Or you can skip doing that, get more done and the kids won't notice it anyway.

  198. innovation by nilbog · · Score: 0
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    or else!
  199. This makes sense. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    In the typewriting classes of a long time ago, all typewriters had blank-key keyboards to force people to memorize the keys without looking at them...

  200. Or do what I did... by mpaon · · Score: 0

    Simply re-arrange all the letters on your current keyboard into random positions. I did it about a year ago, since I can touch type anyway. When someone else sits at my computer, the confusion that ensues is very satisfying.

  201. A cheaper method -- 3 step plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1) Point eyes away from keyboard. Aim them at your monitor instead. Looking at the monitor will help you with computers anyway: everyone should try this trick at least once.

    Step 2) Next, pretend the keys are blank. You can't tell they're not blank, 'cause you're not looking at them anymore.

    Step 3) Save money on stupid keyboard concept, and (wait for it!)... profit!!!

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    AC

  202. An elite programmer by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

    Doesn't need those 3 LEDs, nor the print near to them, nor the name of the company on the keyboard. A true elite knows the name, or doesn't consider it important :-)

  203. Why not go all the way? by countincognito · · Score: 1

    Here's a tip: replace those bulky computers with nothing but a pencil, paper, and a slide rule and be amazed at how quickly you find yourself doing calculations in your own head.

    I'm thinking of charging $750 for ready made packs. And for an extra $500 I'll personally blank over all the numbers on the slide rule with correcting fluid.

  204. I love marketing... by Eskimore_ · · Score: 1

    I love marketing.

    Guys, and girls, this was a production error. Now they want to sell you a production error for more than the cost of a fully labeled keyboard.

    The sad part is that a bunch of *nix geeks that are always preaching about the lower TCO of *nix are going to run out and buy these things, spending more money on a lesser product...

    Marketing=Satan.

  205. StupidaMouse + StupidaKey by cyrilc · · Score: 1

    Some years ago, a nice fake advertisement was proposing to switch (dumb) users to the "StupidaMouse" along with StupidaKey and more

    http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/stupida.pdf

  206. Handy Stick-On Key Designators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will sell for slightly more than the keyboard itself.

  207. I have a better idea by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given that nobody is *forcing* you to look at the KB in the first place, here's what I'd like to see:
    A keyboard that looks up what language and layout you've selected (Dvorak, Kanji, Hebrew, etc), and has teeny LCD displays in every key that automatically display the current symbol said key produces.
    Now that would be really cool!

    --
    https://app.box.com/WitthoftResume Code: https://github.com/cellocgw
    1. Re:I have a better idea by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Uh, Japanese language is entered on computers using the alphabet. There might be characters printed on some keyboards, but I never saw anyone use them, ever. I asked about it, and was told it was a holdover from the horrible old typewriters that an excellent typist could get 10wpm from.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  208. Sticky Fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black isn't a good colour for DasKeyboard users. Everyone would be able to see their pecker tracks.

    It should be semen coloured (and semen resistant). So all those /.-geeks surfing for porn don't have to worry about stains after cleaning off the keyboard when they are done.

  209. A true ubergeek by Shamanin · · Score: 1, Redundant

    has already worn out all of the markings on the keys

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    come on fhqwhgads
  210. Turn out the light....Turn out the light. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could save money not only on a keyboard, but your electric bill as well. Get a 10 dollar black keyboard and turn off the lights.

  211. I've tried a similar keybeard by Dr.+� · · Score: 1

    Two years ago I received an MS keyboard, that by accident was produced without labels on the keys. I wanted to learn to type without looking at my fingers, so I started using it, but VERY QUICKLY realised how difficult it is to correctly type whose 10-12 letter root passwords :)

    --
    Eih bennek, eih blavek
  212. A blank keyboard is like . . . by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    . . . a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

    --
    I am not a crackpot.
  213. I Call Hoax/Joke by _Neurotic · · Score: 1

    No way is this real. The pictures of the keyboard don't match the key layout they provide and what about the "Windows" key that works in Linux? Sounds like a joke.

  214. Happy hacker by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 2, Informative

    The bunch that make the Happy Hacker Keyboards also make a version with blank key caps. They are quite expensive but well made.

    UK Distributor: http://chygwyn.com/products/hardware/#pid52842

  215. That's a bit weird by glwtta · · Score: 1

    They put all that work into coming up with an "uber" keyboard and yet still go with that wrist-crippling square key layout. You'd think that keyboard designers have never seen a human pair of hands in their life.

    --
    sic transit gloria mundi
  216. There's a problem ... by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

    The Enter key is the wrong size. Real Enter keys are L-shaped.

  217. Security anyone? by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

    Wow, can't believe nobody has mentioned the applications of this keyboard for secure environmnents. I mean someone could watch you type your password and (unless they had memorized the key locations) they wouldn't know what you typed in! Talk about security by obscurity. Also you machine would be secure from people who couldn't touch type.

    One other design I propose for the new "secure" keyboard is where instead of being blank, every key has an asterisk.

    --
    Georgia Tech, the leader in Chia(tm) technology.
  218. DIY, keytronic by lanced · · Score: 0

    This is a case of someone charging too much for something you can do at home for the cost of a can of krylon, which can then be used to defned your sister's honor.

    I am on that very keyboard right now. It is a basic keytronic keyboard that you can pick up new for around US$40. They just painted the keys, removed the keytronic logo, and called it 'uB3R 1337'.

    If you don't believe me, check out keytronic.com. This twit even swiped their poopy weight diagram. I love the free market economy. All hail the mighty dollar.

  219. Ripoff. by Oliver+Aaltonen · · Score: 1

    Quality keyboard... $30
    Fine-grit sandpaper... $2
    Label proclaiming übergeek status to all... $0.25
    Getting morons to spend $80 for 5 minutes of labor... priceless.

  220. Duct tape solution by fulldecent · · Score: 1
    I've modded my k/b and have this feature among others:

    • All keys are covered in duct tape.
    • All "internet keys" are removed.
    • Duct tape over the rest of the k/b.
    • Removed CapsLock, Insert and NumLock, since they are only ever hit by accident.
    • Added a three digit lcd readout on the top right that counts the number of keys pressed (wraps around at 1000) also only works when scroll lock is on, or if you tell your OS to keep the scrolllock light lit. Let me tell you: that was a bitch to set up.
    Here's a picture of the last feature up and working if you're interested: http://camera.phor.net/photo.php?id=5003
    --

    -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

  221. Re:pah! use kinesis! by rsw · · Score: 1

    bumpity bumpity BUMP!

    I have two kineses---one at work, one at home---and I couldn't live without them.

    They also use individual switches per-key, which makes the tactile feedback excellent, and if you get the Classic or better, the keyboard can remap itself (though I'll admit, getting your computer to do this for you is just a SMOP...)

    -rsw

  222. Worthless consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you use your keyboard enough, you become elite via friction.

    What a worthless product - truly hatched from overconsumption and egotism.

    I was picturing a flat panel with no keys, something that would look like a keyboard-shaped solar panel with touchpad technology across the whole surface. At least, then, it would *look* elite.

    How about a keyboard that illuminates that is actually sexy and appealing? That would be a good start on the journey to usefulness, and it hasn't been made yet...affordably ($100)

  223. Nail Polish by karniv0re · · Score: 1

    I used to coat my keys in black nail polish to keep anyone who used my computer confused. Just another step in the security chain.

  224. There is some truth behind it... by Sky+Cry · · Score: 1
    This keyboard is unique in that it has no inscriptions on the keys, which the maker touts will make you type 100% faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from looking at the keyboard.
    After moving from Russia to Czech Republic, finding a keyboard with russian letters on it was always hard. Finding a keyboard you want with russian letters was pretty much impossible.

    Years passed, and at some point I realized, my keyboard doesn't have russian letters. Don't remember how, but I just learned to type in russian without looking at the keyboard, while I still take a look or two, when typing a sentence in english.
  225. Learn how to type! by RolandGunslinger · · Score: 1

    Here's a tip that will save you about 80 bucks; learn how to type! Part of actually learning to type is touch-typing, which requires not looking at the keyboard.

  226. disapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say I'm a little disapointed in you so called geeks. I in know way consider myself a geek yet when the first post I read are about people boasting that they can type 60 words per minute or getting up to 60 - 80wpm by typing correctly it saddens me.

    I can do that with my left or right hand easily.
    I've taken one typing class in my life and they told me home row will only slow you down int he long run and I believe it.

    Anyways I've had my rant now.
    hah "geeks"

  227. Here's one better... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    Take nail polish remover and just erase what you have on there.

    Repeated use will reveal the keys over time, but if you remove them entirely... you can't cheat :)

    --
    The price is always right if someone else is paying.
  228. *Learn* to touch type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day (we're talking MSDOS here), I got a touch typing tutor (not M*vis Br*mpton, but something like it), and spent my lunch times doing the lessons for about 30 minutes.

    It all starts with 'asd' 10x, then 'asdf' 10x, then 'dsa' 10x, then 'fdsa' 10x

    Sounds boring, but you progress fast with frequent short practice.

    It took me only three weeks to doing full touch typing at about 35 words a minute (faster than nearly every hunt and peck guy you can name).

    The bucky-board special characters so beloved of language designers take a little longer, but I was up to nearly 80 words a minute within a couple of months.

    Years later I can even do it on several different national layouts (all English tho')

    The beautiful thing about this is that if your employer supplies you with an unfamiliar layout you can simply switch the locale settings and you're back to what you're used to.

    I work with quite a few non-native English speakers and that's what they do. They switch the locale to their native country and off they go - coding in English using the layout they're used to.

    Makes it hard for me to use their keyboards though as all the characters are in the wrong position (for me at least).

    This little trick has also worked for me in the past when I've worked overseas since no-one else understands my keyboard layout .... and unless they check the locale *and* their fingers know it, they can't use my login behind my back!

  229. what a crock of (dudu) by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    The photos on the website are under-exposed.
    The keyboard looks like my old IBM PS2 keyboard
    spray painted black with "DAS-KEYBOARD" put on it
    with pressure release lettering. The they photograph it in a dark room using a single 15w bulb
    for light and under-expose (and poorly focus) the camera.

    OTOH,it's the perfect keyboard for use with my
    footmouse.

    1. Re:what a crock of (dudu) by Script0r · · Score: 0

      Your footmouse idea intrigues me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    2. Re:what a crock of (dudu) by damyata · · Score: 1

      Sir, I second your declaration of 'Shenanigans'.

  230. Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is obviously a Lexmark/IBM model M5 f**k up. Someone ran across a batch of keyboards that didn't have the keys marked.
    "What should we do with all those old keyboards Bob?" "Well Dave, we'll just have to dump them I guess." "Wait Bob, if I can come up with a way to sell them, I'll split the profits with you." "Go for it Dave."

    1 week later. The uber geek keyboard is born.

    1)Forget to print characters on a keyboard.
    2)Create marketing plan.
    3)Profit!!!

  231. The concept is correct but there is a better way by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    I had a lot of trouble when I was first learning to type. I looked at my fingers all the time, couldn't resist it.

    I failed a typing class in school because my speed was so poor.

    Eventually I got one of those typing tutor programs and it helped a LOT, but I still looked too often (if you ever have to look, it's too often, it breaks your concentration, even for symbols!).

    Anyway, the solution was 3 days of typing tutor with a towel over my hand. It tripled my speed (I can type about 100 wpm if I'm copying from a document and not creating the content myself--in that case my hands are faster than my head anyway)

    Give it a try. Don't bother buying a blank keyboard unless you like the cool look and want to piss your friends off (if you REALLY enjoy that, learn dvorak and use the blank keyboard!). Just throw a towel over your hands for a week and you'll find a significant improvement.

    100% money back guarantee.

  232. Keytronic E03600 Black by mr.bri · · Score: 5, Informative
    This keyboard is simply a Keytronic E03600 Black USB with the caps replaced. They didn't even change their wording for most of the description.

    See the link for the Keytronic E03600, notice the pictures, key placement/arrangement, are exactly the same.

    They didn't even bother to update the layout image for the different key weights (they simply resized it and put a note that "...the letters are visible on this diagram for information purposes only." See Keytronic's version and Das Keyboard's Version. Though for some reason, Das Keyboard's image is better.

    And you can buy Keytronic's for $21.50 directly from the manufacturer, or even less elsewhere. It's currently out of stock from Keytronic; maybe these people bought them all thinking they had a gold mine at 400% profit! :-b

    Marketing! Marketing! Marketing!

  233. Image formats by burntoutjoy · · Score: 0

    The fact that they used the totally-inappropriate JPEG format for their lineart keyboard layout image makes me wonder if they really are "über 1337 geex0rz". Rolleyes.

  234. Hey! by ceeam · · Score: 1

    I have a for-sale keyboard here without inscriptions on W, A, and D keys. Several others are shadowed too. How much do you think it may be worth?

  235. IBM Model M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or does this look EXACTLY like an IBM model M? It's black, it has windows keys, and it's USB but the layout and the individual keyswitches scream Model M.

    Go pick up an old Model M for $5 at a computer show and rub the letters off the keys for a similar effect.

    Now if they'd make one with the trackpoint in the middle (M13) I'd buy one in a second!

    1. Re:IBM Model M by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Go pick up an old Model M for $5 at a computer show and rub the letters off the keys for a similar effect."

      Do you realize how hard it is to "rub the letters off" Model M keycaps? There are boards that have seen continuous duty since the early 90s in factory environments and so on, that don't have the letters rubbed off!

      Now you can pull the caps off, but that is a little annoying, since the wide keys leave small square keys when you pull them, you have to leave the space bar in place, etc. But you can get blank keycaps, or numerous languages, APL, symbol sets, that sort of thing.

      But good luck rubbing the letters off. Maybe sandblasting will do it.

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  236. Obligitory Mitch Hedberg by kaptin · · Score: 1

    Mitch Hedberg (r.i.p.):
    "I can type 100 words per minute, but it's in my own language."

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    If water were beans, I'd be 70% beans.
  237. One question though by DrScotsman · · Score: 0

    Where's the any key?

  238. Just get an old IBM keyboard - removable+clicky by biftek · · Score: 1

    I've got an old several-kilo ibm keyboard, with great clicky switches and even better, the letters come off. IIRC I got 5 of them for ~$7.

  239. My friends idea by Omestes · · Score: 1

    My friend always had the idea of using LCDs on a blank keyboard, to make it instantly configurable. I like this idea, but his original idea would have the whole thing as a touch screen, meaning it would lack feedback, and such. What good is typing if you don't make little clicky noises?

    --
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  240. Obligatory HHGTTG Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me. When you try and operate one of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it."

  241. Re:pah! use kinesis! by kahei · · Score: 1


    Yeah -- although in fact really old (pre-1998, I think) kineses have even better and clickier keys than the modern models do. They have flakier firmware, though.

    I always remap my keys -- I find it's more convenient to do that at the keyboard level than the OS level. But then, I remap _all_ the keys, including a keypad layer that I access with a pedal, for programming punctuation -- I'm a bit geeky in that one tiny respect :)

    --
    Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
  242. Typing: The Best High-School Class I Ever Took by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took a typing class when I was a sophomore in high school (1976-1977), and I still maintain, to this day, that it was the single most USEFUL thing I walked away from in that abysmal 4-year-experience.

    We learned on classic IBM Selectric typewriters, with the bright red cases and the "typing ball," and the feel of those keyboards was just dynamite. The teacher MADE everyone learn to touch-type, and we did a ton of exercises during the semester.

    Today, almost 30 years later, I still blow peoples' minds at work when I'm writing an email on my computer, a guy walks up to my cube to ask me a question, and I look away from both the computer and monitor to talk to him -- but I CONTINUE TYPING MY MESSAGE. It's amazing how people think that's the freakiest thing in the world.

    And, for the record, for those people who wouldn't dream of shelling out $80 for a keyboard, I've shelled out far more than that for my FOUR (4) solid-as-a-rock, 15-year-old, built-like-a-tank, no-longer-made, 5-pound all-metal Northgate keyboards. There's no keyboard in the world that's better. With luck (and a bit of maintenance and money), I will type on these keyboards for the rest of my life.

    -- An old-school touch typist who hates mushy keyboards

    1. Re:Typing: The Best High-School Class I Ever Took by Script0r · · Score: 0

      WOW you can type without looking. I bet everyone that reads this site does exactly that every single day of their life. YOU AREN'T SPECIAL.

    2. Re:Typing: The Best High-School Class I Ever Took by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typing without looking only using two fingers does not count.

    3. Re:Typing: The Best High-School Class I Ever Took by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the point the guy was making ISN'T that it's special -- it's that OTHER people who can't touch-type, or can't type without hunting-and-pecking, think it's weird that he can do that (and clearly, it's not.) Ok?

  243. Real ÜberGeeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...use model M...

    sorry guys... it's NOT wireless... it's heavy... it's noisy... and we love it...

    oh... and you can (could ?) buy any set of keycaps for it... including a totally unnessesary blank one...

  244. Save $50 and buy the original... by bluephone · · Score: 1
    This is just a black/charcoal grey Keytronic E03601. I know because I'm using one now, and have for 12 years, and would recognize it from a black away.
    " Now shipping with Ergo Technology. Most keyboards use a standard 55 grams of force required to register every key, Ergo Technology has 5 different levels of force. From 35 grams to 80 grams - that correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys. The result is more comfort for your hands."
    Just ignore the etched letters... You can find them online elsewhere than Keytronic-direct for even less.
    --
    jX [ Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. - Einstein ]
  245. My iBook is appreciating in value by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

    I've worn the A and N keys off my iBook's keyboard, so 24 more letters to go before I sell this puppy on eBay and rack in the big bills

    --
    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    1. Re:My iBook is appreciating in value by BrianPan · · Score: 1

      My password is banana too.

    2. Re:My iBook is appreciating in value by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      funnily enough A appears in only one of my passwords and N appears in none. But, being a student of Wheel of Fortune, I know that the most common letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, N, I, R, and S. However, E, T, O, I, R, S are fine on my board.

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  246. my keyboard is like that anyway... by javaxman · · Score: 1
    well, at least the most-used keys. S, D, L, ", C, command... after a little over 4 years of constant use, the markings have just worn away on those keys, completely. F,V and > are all slowly fading as well. I have no idea why some other keys, like J, K and I haven't worn yet.

    I think it's because the keys were cheaply painted. No, it doesnt' bother me. It's an otherwise fairly nice keyboard, and I never, ever look at it. The idea of buying a keyboard *because* it doesn't have marks on it strikes me as lame, though. I'd loose a bit of respect for somebody who thought it was cool enough to actually buy. If you want weighted keys, buy a weighted keyboard, they're out there and cheaper. I actually prefer an ergonomic layout with non-weighted keys.

    1. Re:my keyboard is like that anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I think it's because the keys were cheaply painted.

      HP had a patent on the process of marking the keycaps, and IBM licensed it for the Model M's.

      I have never seen the paint wear off any Model M keyboard, or any 3270-ish IBM product.

  247. Why pay? by ctonchev · · Score: 1

    You can easily find an IBM model M Keyboard, and they have removable keycaps. Remove the keycaps and store them and you are all set. Plus you can take this time to clean the ceycaps. I am sorry, but no wired keyboard is worth 80$, not even this one

  248. Good news for Model M lovers by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    From pckeyboard.com, sellers of modern model M clones with buckling spring technology:

    Thanks very much for the inquiry. We are working on our first USB model, the EnduraPro 104, and should have that available in the near future. We plan to offer USB models of most of our keyboards eventually.

    So you might try pckeyboard.com if you want a PS/2 new issue model M, or wait a while for their USB 104 buckling spring. I'm personally waiting for the 101 key USB model M, I hate windows keys. I have enough PS/2 Model Ms from the thrift store to last me until them.

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    1. Re:Good news for Model M lovers by PONA-Boy · · Score: 1

      I agree. For around $100US, I got two of their Customizer (WHITE) buckling-spring keyboards and they really ARE model-M clones. Keytronics also makes several good models, some with weighted "zones" for the keys but none of them seen as durable as my unicomp ones.

      I don't think it is necessarily about being "uber-geek" but more about keyboarding style. If you used old-school BS keyboards from a galaxy far, far away, you are likely to enjoy going back to one after the mess of crappy membrane keyboards the industry cranks out today. If you learned on a quiet membrane keyboard, you are likely to continue using the same.

      -PONA-

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    2. Re:Good news for Model M lovers by 1391401 · · Score: 1

      You could also just get a proven $15 ps/2 to USB adapter that works well with these power-hungry true blue vintage IBM model M keyboards http://www.clickykeyboards.com/index.cfm/fa/items. main/parentcat/11298/subcatid/0/id/124184

  249. unicomp by k-zed · · Score: 1

    I have had a keyboard like that for months - ordered from Unicomp, custom made. It's a Model M (Unicomp inherited the patent from IBM), an armageddon-proof, beautiful buckling spring keyboard without inscriptions (incidentally, it's a 105-key variant, I live in central Europe).

    picture

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  250. Utterly useless how? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    Special keys I've used on my Logitech wireless keyboard under Windows:
    • Email
    • Instant Messaging
    • One for each MS Office application
    • Open "My Documents" Folder
    • Open media folder (separate ones for music, movies, photos)
    • Close Document (shorthand for Ctrl-W)
    • Shutdown/Standby
    • Volume Control
    • Eject optical drive(s)
    I think there are more, but those are the ones I've actually personally used. So is the real problem that the keyboards with the special keys are useless, or that you just can't train yourself to use them?
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  251. What about... by jwthompson2 · · Score: 1

    Just using the Happy Hacker version? It's cooler anyways...

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  252. How about ergonomic incompetence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did these RETARDS make the Shift, Ctrl, and Enter HEAVIER than the rest of the keys?!

    When typing quickly, you normally hit them with a somewhat awkward reach of the pinky fingers. Your fingers don't normally rest on them, so they don't need resistance to prevent accidental presses. They should be the LIGHTEST keys on the board.

  253. Why a Fujitsu 4726 is a superior keyboard. by sudog · · Score: 1

    The Fujitsu is a superior keyboard, and probably the best keyboard that is currently on the market, and I'll describe why, in nice convenient bullet form.

    . The backslash is big (double-wide!) and right near the top-right where it's supposed to be.

    . There are almost no obnoxious extra keys that take up the space where other keys used to be.

    . The Function, Printsc/etc, Esc, Insert->PgUp, Arrow Keys, and Numeric Keypad, are all in the classic layout and where we all learned they'd be. PgUp and PgDown aren't transposed.

    . The numeric keypad isn't missing.

    . The Shift and Backspace keys are triple-wide and easy to see.

    . Control is at the bottom-left, right where you'd expect it to be. Even a former Commodore user like myself can find them without hunting.

    . The tactile response of the keyboard is a buckling spring; therefore, you're not wondering whether you hit the key. If you felt it go past the buckling point, you hit the key.

    . The audible click of the keyboard is a secondary feedback mechanism that also tells you very clearly when you've hit one of the keys. It's not so loud it's obnoxious though. The clicky sound is about on par with the old IBM M line of keyboards.

    . It's still for sale. Fujitsu still makes them!

    . They're heavy duty. Really heavy-duty. You could easily brain someone with one and plug it back in and keep working. I've often pounded hard enough to break any lesser keyboards. Mine seem indestructible.

    . The keys are sturdy and can be easily removed and repositioned to match your current keyboard layout, without fear of hurting the keyboard. In the slightest.

    What point is there in leaving the glyphs off the keys? You're never going to learn where F6 is by heart: you don't use it enough. Other keys are similar. I've been typing for something like 20 years and more, and I can type without looking at the keyboard, even without using a standard hand position: that doesn't mean I don't need to peek every once in a while.

    Besides, when you're in the dark in front of your computer screen you can't see the keys anyway: but they're there as a convenience for you if you need them.

    Telling people they'll type faster if they have to learn key position is pretty condescending. Wouldn't it be better to take a design like the Fujitsu and try to improve on it, instead, hard as that may be?

    Here's a PDF describing the features and quality of the Fujitsu 4726:

    http://www.fcai.fujitsu.com/pdf/FKB4726.pdf

    Be informed! Join the anti-crappy-keyboard revolution!

  254. My Keyboard from Micron Electronics by NeuroAcid · · Score: 1

    Not sure if that company is around anymore, but their keyboard was perfect(right size, right springs, ressistant to all foods and drinks)and I used it for a good 8-9 years until it literally fell apart. But if you want to save $80, just use a kepyboard for that long and the letters will just wear right off. Granted another year of use will cause the keyboard to fall apart, but your saved $80 should buy you at least 10 keyboards.

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    1. Re:My Keyboard from Micron Electronics by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Micron is an OEM and in all likelyhood had someone else make them and Micron rebranded the keyboard.

      Though I like the idea of a keyboard with no keymarkings, I'm not sure if I am willing to wait for the letters to wear off (though my mom's is that way).

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  255. For snob appeal to work... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    ...we all have to pretend it's not for the snob appeal--but for the practical value.


    The fact that the question is being asked should tell you the answer.

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  256. Too late! by Fungus+King · · Score: 1

    Total Twaddle got to this 3 days before Slashdot did... so much for a website for nerds, eh? :)

  257. Braille Keyboard Links by handy_vandal · · Score: 1
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  258. Later Star Trek, too. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Well, Star Trek's labels are things like M SRT, M DRN, J FRK, and references to the speed of light.

    1. Re:Later Star Trek, too. by csulu · · Score: 0

      in LCARS you have buttons with 0098 and 0158 etc.

  259. Dvorak by notthepainter · · Score: 1
    I've been using a Dvorak keyboard for almost 15 years now. I just the standard Apple keyboard, switch the keymap, and I never look at the keys, they're all wrong!

    It was brutal switching over but now I'm a 100% touch typist and my hands are "happy."

  260. The best keyboard I ever had .. by indian_rediff · · Score: 1

    .. was a normal keyboard. It was where I placed it that made a difference. I had this weird cheapo table that the place I was working at had bought at an ultra cheap office shop. The keyboard rested on a platform lower down than the desk. And there were three slots where you could place the platform for the keyboard to adjust the height.

    The platform had two thingies jutting out from the left and two on the right. These thingies went into the aforementioned slots.

    Now get this - I placed the platform such that it slanted AWAY from me - and placed the keyboard on it. Thus the front thingies went into the uppermost slot and the rear thingies went into the second slot.

    Luckily for me the rubber feet of the keyboard prevented slipping - and my fingers were suddenly typing in the most natural position possible!

    No one I have ever seen has ever had a keyboard in such a position! I found that my wrists had no more pain and typing was the easiest I had ever done! My hands were in the most natural position I have ever had them in, semi-vertical around 60/70 degrees.

    Maybe I should patent this idea :-)

    This was on a plain ole Unix terminal and no mouse. I wish I could have a place for a mouse that wouldn't roll off - and that would be the best keyboard ever.

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  261. Weighted? by tyroney · · Score: 1

    As a musician, the last thing I want is a variably weighted keyboard to reinforce the natural tendency to have weak outer fingers.

  262. Not so geeky by ikegami · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a real geek be annoyed by their usage of gram as a unit of weight/force?

  263. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now every semi-literate high-UID spod on Slashdot will just claim that they have one of these keyboards whenever their posts contain incorrectly spelled words.

  264. You want speed? by ObscureKaffine · · Score: 1

    Learn Dvorak.... it's proven to speed you up! After my initial learning curve, I was typing nearly twice as fast as on a QWERTY board...

  265. Type faster....? by Spez · · Score: 1

    Why would I type faster because i don't have to look at the keyboard? If you learn some standard touch typing methods, you wouldn't have to look at your keyboard anyway...

    Buying a blank keyboard is just annoying if someone else than you tries to use your computer and can't manage to use your keyboard

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    1. Re:Type faster....? by davet · · Score: 1
      Buying a blank keyboard is just annoying if someone else than you tries to use your computer and can't manage to use your keyboard

      That's good enough for me! I'm sold. My Kinesis keyboard alone, does a good job of keeping others from using my computers. Now combine that with blank keycaps, for a keyboard that really says "hands off!"
  266. They ship internationally, too by GQuon · · Score: 1

    They ship internationally, too. I bought the stickers with braille on them instead of an all new keyboard. I never look at the keyboard unless I'm using special keys or typing with one hand (like when I'm on the phone, you perverts).

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  267. My first thought too by lullabud · · Score: 1

    I learned to type on a real typewriter with all black keys in 7th grade, so I'm used to not looking at my fingers. Several years ago I bought a black keyboard and did the black primer thing. My friends hate it, but I dig it. It really did help too, mainly with non-alpha characters. Keyboards and spraypaint are cheap, people shouldn't have to spend lot's of money for a blank keyboard.

  268. "Advanced Hunt-and-Peck" works by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I can vouch for this style. I never formally learned to type, and absolutely hated forced typing classes in grade school. I got my own computer at 10 years old (I'm 23 next month), and just started "hunt-and-peck"ing. At my prime I had a 140 peak, 100 sustained wpm. That was using the old, ADB Apple Extended Keyboards, which sound very similar to this "Model M" people keep speaking of - a very solid, sturdy keyboard with nice resistance and a loud *clack* when pressed. Now that I wind up using a variety of significantly smaller keyboards, all of different sizes (the iMac keyboard I use primarily here at work, various laptop keyboards, my Apple Pro Keyboard at home that I'm too cheap to replace), I can tell that my typing speed has significantly dropped, though lay people still say I'm "really fast" when they see me go at it (I don't know what it is exactly now).

    I don't look at the keyboard when I type. I use all of my fingers, not just my index fingers. My index fingers actually rest on F and J like they "should", but [checking now] my pinky fingers on left-shift and return, thumbs on the spacebar and my middle and ring fingers on W & E (left) and I & O.

    That's just when resting waiting to type, though; my wrists roll about, and my hands slide up and down and left and right over the keyboard. I find it painful to my (large) hands to try to keep my fingers scrunched together over the home row, wrists still and just reach with the "appropriate" fingers. I notice now, it seems that my left hand does more of the main typing work, probably so my right hand is free to reach for the arrows, number pad, mouse, or other such non-letter functions, at a moment's notice; but all the while, my right hand is still hitting a good number of keys, just with fewer fingers (my pinky doesn't seem to do much, other than hit return; then again, my left pinky doesn't do much other than shift).

    I can type in the air without even having a keyboard present, and "feel" in my mind exactly where every key is. But the same finger doesn't always hit every key; basically, whichever finger is closest will hit whichever key is needed. Y, G, H, and B get hit by either hand a lot, though in this sentence since I was placing commas between them with my right hand, my left hand hit them all. I believe this variability is why my typing speed has often exceeded even trained typists and secretaries.

    An analogy just occurred to me. Apparently, English language classes in Germany teach only a strict, Oxford (IIRC) subset of English (I believe I read this fact on Slashdot, so who knows if it's true). This "English", while fully comprehensible to native English speakers, does not allow nearly the same versatility of language as naturally learned English does: the example I remember was something like "Alex comes" (implicitly, to where the speaker is) is a valid sentence, but not "Here Alex comes", "Alex is coming", "Alex comes here", etc. Those who learned the language naturally have such a greater versatility with it and ability to adapt it to their needs than those who learned it as a rigid set of rules.

    I'll bet I could type faster than and touch typist if we both had one hand tied behind our backs :-)

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    1. Re:"Advanced Hunt-and-Peck" works by JawzX · · Score: 1

      I'm a looker myself, but really only a glancer. I have the same problem that others mentioned, where every keyboard I use in a regular day is different. Since I "glance", key placement isn't such a big deal but, but key spacing always throws me off. Going from a laptop to a full-size, or a an intermediate size keyboard always ruins my accuracy.

      BTW, Love my Apple Pro II, bought an ADB-to-USB adaptor so I can still use it.

    2. Re:"Advanced Hunt-and-Peck" works by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      Yeah i do the same (typing without a keyboard).. although im probably screwed up because i cant really talk or understand people.. i type/read way faster than i can talk/hear.. and i cant write at all, i'm always thinking of letters way ahead of what im writing and i make tons of mistakes and i forget how to spell words.. so what i do is type with my "air keyboard" and once im "typing" i suddenly can spell the word im trying to write heh

      and yeah, i'm a bit slower now that i work on all types of keyboards, but when i was just a hermit in my room i was typing really fast

      i noticed though, my wrists never bother me but everyone i know who types a lot using the correct method is always complaining about wrist ache.. how are your wrists?

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    3. Re:"Advanced Hunt-and-Peck" works by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Yeah i do the same (typing without a keyboard).. although im probably screwed up because i cant really talk or understand people.. i type/read way faster than i can talk/hear.. and i cant write at all, i'm always thinking of letters way ahead of what im writing and i make tons of mistakes and i forget how to spell words.. so what i do is type with my "air keyboard" and once im "typing" i suddenly can spell the word im trying to write heh

      Sounds a bit austistic/aspergers type... in-person communication throws a lot of us off, but many are extremely eloquent in written communication. It's the social feedback element of it, I think; you're not getting a response as you type, you type and then you get a response and then you type more... in person, as soon as you open your mouth the other person is saying something just by the manner in which they're listening to you.

      i noticed though, my wrists never bother me but everyone i know who types a lot using the correct method is always complaining about wrist ache.. how are your wrists?

      Fine, in general; sometimes, depending on where I'm working (keyboard placement relative to desk edge, and hardness of the desk itself), the parts of my wrists which contact the desk most get a bit sore. But I don't get wrist cramps from typing itself. That's what I meant that it's painful for me to hold my wrists still, fingers on the home row, and try to touch-type; it's just an unnatural contortion. Maybe it's cause I've got big hands and broad shoulders; I imagine a smaller person could sit like that much more comfortably.

      On a related note: what's your take on the original "huge" Xbox controllers? I rather liked them... other controllers are all too small....

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    4. Re:"Advanced Hunt-and-Peck" works by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      i just got an xbox a few months ago, i like the controllers a lot.. i hate the PSX/PS2 type controllers

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  269. Bah, thats not ubergeek by SteyrTMP · · Score: 2, Funny

    A TRUE ubergeek wears the letters off his keyboard after a few weeks of use.

  270. qwerty -- abcde by dovetail3 · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine used to pull off the keys
    and replace them in alphabetical order-
    always got a chuckle out of me when someone
    new sat at his desk...

    In any case, that would solve the problem of
    finding the odd charactors: ~ / \ | etc
    as well as letting you grow into learning
    key location.

    Thought i'd throw in another ideal placement too:
    http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/4/179ms_keyboard -med.jpg
    http://www.jardmail.co.uk/attachments/mskeyboard.j pg
    http://igloo.its.unimelb.edu.au/funny/Year%202005% 20-%2003/tn/All%20Time%20Great%20Microsoft%20Keybo ard.jpg.html
    (all same image)

  271. 'Clicky' keyswitches -- for Macs by Ineffable+27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can't resist the opportunity to blatantly plug my favourite keyboard for the Mac: the Matias Tactile Pro, which has the excellent IBM-style keyswitches.

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    1. Re:'Clicky' keyswitches -- for Macs by blakestah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This keyboard uses mechanical keyswitchs instead of those cloddy membrane keyswitches in the Das Keyboard. In addition, it is a split keyboard with bigger keys for your pinky fingers, and the columns of keys are fanned out from your fingers instead of in parrallel rows.

      Totally rocks. Mine is about 7 years old, nearly toast, but I can't find a decent other mechanical keyswitch keyboard to replace it with.

      Mac compatible.

      http://www.sforh.com/keyboards/smartboard.html

    2. Re:'Clicky' keyswitches -- for Macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The Matias Tactile Pro uses Alps mechanical key switches rather than the buckling spring key switches of the IBM Model M.

      On the PC side, the CVT Avant Stellar and Avant Prime (same keyboard as the old Northgate keyboards) use Alps key switches as does the Ortek MCK-142 Pro.

  272. I learned to type in the late 80s like this. by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    When I was in 8th and 9th grade in 85 - 87 we only had a handful of typewriters that were electric daisywheels. The rest of the room was manual typewriters that had the A key and I think the 1 key were inscribed, the rest were blank.

    By the end of the first semester I was typing 73 WPM with 0 mistakes in time trials or whatever we call them. Easy A. I remember when they had correction stuff on the daisy wheels. you could fix yer mistakes really quick but when the correctino tape ran out they wouldn't replace it. It had a huge buffer, like 30 or 40 chars so you could back up quite a bit, back then, it was fun to play with.

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  273. How to remove the lettering? by MythoBeast · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone happen to know what is used to put lettering on keyboards these days and, more importantly, what it would take to remove it? Turpentine? Acetone? Xylene? Preferably something that doesn't also dissolve the keys....

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    1. Re:How to remove the lettering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A black sharpie?

    2. Re:How to remove the lettering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sand paper > 320 grit. start with 320 then work up to whatever.

  274. Next Hitchhiker's movie by Talinom · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will have this keyboard in Hotblack Desiato's all black ship?

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  275. Hoping only new /.ers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was covered last year - Are you recycling stories for new /.ers...

  276. Still not right: Feature List by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've yet to find a perfect keyboard, I like some of the things this one has though. Here's my feature list:
    • Hardwired dvorak/us switch (I use Dvorak, but it'd be easier to share this way)
    • Black or transparent (looks good), better when used with a mac
    • Not only ergonomic, but Adjustably ergonomic This is what I use today.
    • I'll take the blank keys from this one
    • I'll also take the variable force springs
    • Wireless
    • Ability to add a separate numeric keypad for those rare times when I need to input lots of numbers
    • A row of buttons for macros
    I'd be willing to put $150.00 for these features.
    1. Re:Still not right: Feature List by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1
      You forgot the most important thing (to me, anyway):
      • Sealed!
      Keyboards get so much disgusting stuff between the keys -- even if you're a clean person with clean hands. Crap just magically gathers between keys somehow, from the air. Why not make them sealed so that you can just run it under the sink for a few seconds?

      Yeah, I've seen the articles about putting keyboards in the dishwasher, but that's too much trouble. You have to removed the keys to really get it clean, and then you have to pop all the keys back on, it sucks. Give me a sealed keyboard that I can just blast with a garden hose every month or so.

      That "touchstream" thing almost got it right, but they had to go and use a completely non-standard key layout, among other weirdnesses.
    2. Re:Still not right: Feature List by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >You forgot the most important thing (to me,
      >anyway): Sealed!

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    3. Re:Still not right: Feature List by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Not only ergonomic, but Adjustably ergonomic

      Oh, so it adjusts from tolerably bad ergonomics, to incredibly bad ergonomics? Good adjustment. So-called ergonomic keyboards are so incredibly un-ergonomic that it's ridiculous.

      I have a keyboard recomendation for you: http://www.typematrix.com/dvorak/

      It's Dvorak-switchable, but does not meet any of the other points you listed. However, it's the best keyboard I've ever used, and vastly different from any others I've seen... Note: I have absolutely no affiliation with the company.
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    4. Re:Still not right: Feature List by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Mhh, a few features I like. The middle keys (enter, tab, etc) look interesting, though I suspect they'd be big targets for mystypes. But I'm not sure what you're getting at and your writings intrigue me. Straight keyboards that force you to keep your hands straight are painful, split keyboards (such as MS natural or the Kinesis Maxim that I mentioned) let your hands fall in a much more natural way. No?

    5. Re:Still not right: Feature List by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Straight keyboards that force you to keep your hands straight are painful, split keyboards [...] let your hands fall in a much more natural way. No?

      No. Your hands naturally rest pretty close to straight. A keyboard split more than just a couple degrees generally does put you into a more stressful position than a straight keyboard.

      In addition, split keyboards are generally quite bulky, and more inclined than a normal keyboard, and that is a position that REALLY puts stress on your wrists. The Kensis Contour being a notable (but expensive) exception.

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  277. Recommendations? by jerometremblay · · Score: 1

    Do you have any one in particular you would recommend?

    1. Re:Recommendations? by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      See this comment. You can't *buy* a better keyboard than the IBM Model M, in my opinion.

  278. Variable control board by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I've always wished someone could build a variable keyboard, since I read about something similar in one of the old Foundation books.

    You've basically got a touch-sensitive display, which is thus capable of reconfiguring its "keys" and such at whim - except this control board is also capable of extruding its surface, to give tactile feedback. You could implement sliders bars on the control board (by moving the bumps) for volume or whatnot, leave an empty square off to one side for a trackpad / graphics tablet, etc. Individual apps could present you with their own customized control interfaces.

    The hard part is just coming up with the tactile element of this device. As a touch screen it's easily doable today, but the lack of tactile feedback would destroy people's typing speeds.

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  279. Hello, World! by vikstar · · Score: 2, Funny

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    Oh crap, not again.

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  280. Now just add... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if you just add a monitor with not screen to keep you from being able to read what your typed wrong and it will really speed things up.

  281. My Problem is Lagged Screen Echo by Dragee · · Score: 2, Informative
    Looking at the keyboard to find certain buttons (usually the rarely-used ones (for me)like the ~ key) doesn't cost me that much time or significantly slow my WPM. However, I've noticed that when I'm doing something like typing in a terminal session to a remote server with poor bandwidth in between, my typing skills go all to pieces.

    What (I think) happens is that when my eyes are seeing letters come up on the screen that are a character or two behind the letters that my fingers are typing to spell the word correctly, there is some sort of confusion in my "muscle memory" about what letter comes next, and I have to slow down my typing until the letters on-screen are coming up in synch with the letters my fingers are typing.

    If the echo on the monitor is slower than my fingers are getting to the keys, I start misspelling everything; I think it's because my fingers are trying to type the letter that comes next according to what my eyes are seeing, rather than going by the more-concious(?) part of my brain that knows which letters have already been typed.

    Has anyone else experienced this, or is it unique to the way I've learned to type? (I was forced to take keyboarding classes (on PC's) in Junior High & early High School, but my touch-typing skills sucked until I started having to type lots of papers for classes. Now, I'm reasonably fast.) Does anyone know of a way to correct it? I'm thinking that I can work off the theory of this keyboard and practice typing with my eyes closed, but without constant spell-checking, that could be rather detrimental to my career. =)

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  282. I can picture it right now.. by cabazorro · · Score: 2, Funny

    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    DAMN IT!!

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  283. So what by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1

    If I wanted blank keys I'd just pull the key caps off my IBM model M.

    Price; $5 bucks at computer show. It's a decade old and going strong. I've got another in use elsewhere that is over 16 years old, still works perfectly.

    1. Re:So what by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Lol! We have about 5 in our house, with removable jacks too ;)

      My 12 year old sis WILL not use any sort of membrane keyboard. They suck. A lot.

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  284. Touch typers? by ryan76 · · Score: 1

    Are there really that many non-touch typers out there?

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  285. Learn DVORAK by DunderXIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Learn DVORAK and keep your current keyboard. You'll never want to look at the keys anymore because they will confuse you. Result? You'll be typing without looking which is, according to the article, going to give you 100% faster typing (...) AND you'll be less prone to typing injuries AND it will cost you a whopping 0$! What a bundle! (just let the new layout sink-in for a few months)

  286. Oh Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SuperUber geeks use slide rules WITHOUT markings!

  287. My experience with blank keyboards by lachesis-jp · · Score: 1

    What 80 bucks for that! Better be a damn good keyboard. I used to have a blank keyboard I bought for £5 in a discount store. I figure they dont sell so well among regular people so its should be easy to find bargains.

    Off course I had bought mine for the sole reason of annoying my flatmates.

    Interestingly the keyboard was meant for learning touchtyping and and an extra backspace key. The spacebar was cut in two: the left part was the second extra backspace; the right part was the specebar.

    Concerning the touchtiping skill improvement, their claim that you are going to speed up you typing speed by 100% is ridiculous.

    If you already know how to touchtype properly, having a blank keyboard wont do much. If you dont know how to touch type properlly, having one will disgust you before you can improve.

    Only in the formal setting of a touchtyping course can they be really useful imho. Or to annoy other people they are great.

  288. Need Easier Accents... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    What I wish for is a new keyboard standard designed to make it easier to enter accents and other characters. (I frequently have to type in spanish, where I work.)

    I've got that US-Int option going on my QWERTY, but unfortunately it makes entering text with quotes a bit messy sometimes.

    The current lot of keyboards out there are based off ancient ASCII-focused designs, with a few added function buttons. I'm sure there's room for MAJOR improvements.

    With out international society, it would be very useful. Someone just needs to take initiative and design one.

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  289. This should keep unwanted people off your system by razathorn · · Score: 1

    For those of you who have people who come over and use your computer instead of spending time with the rest of the group... this keyboard is for you. That should drive them nuts!

  290. For real! Re:I had a better suggestion by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
    Can I get a version that has the letters on all the wrong keys, so I'm punished if I get weak and look at the keyboard?

    I actually had this. Well, it didn't come that way...

    I levered off the keycaps on my keyboard (they were only clipped on), and swapped them around- keeping them in the same row due to offsets. (n.b. not all keyboards can do this, but quite a few can- some just break when you try it :-) )

    It actually really helped, whilst I knew where the keys were, I kept looking down to see where they were all the time.

    By swapping them around I soon broke the habit.

    The main downside were the people who 'wanted to show me something' and tried to grab the keyboard, followed by a yell: 'what have you done to your keyboard!'

    LOL. Guess they weren't touch typists.

    Eventually I graduated to being a touch typist, and I swapped them back again.

    I must admit this new keyboard looks darn cool though.

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  291. Fingerworks by rawg · · Score: 1

    Too bad Fingerworks is going out of business. I would have loved to get my hands on a Touch Stream LP. A keyboard with _no_ keys.

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  292. Ergonomics - Goodbye by rats1966 · · Score: 1

    You can get carpal tunnel syndrome 100% faster as well.

  293. Re:A true geek kbd has only ONE key by tocs · · Score: 1
    A true geek kbd has only 2 keys anyway - 1 and 0. No matter how you place them, you'll be able to memorize their position in a few seconds

    No, a true geek keyboard has only one key it is either off or on.

  294. Re:Keytronic E03600 Black by chipster · · Score: 1


    "See Keytronic's version and Das Keyboard's Version. Though for some reason, Das Keyboard's image is better"

    Good forensics..

    Here's the actual, original image: http://www.keytronic.com/home/products/specs/image s/ErgoColkeyv2.gif

    DDoSKeyboard, or whatever the fuck they're called, probably wget'd and used that image.

  295. Another idea for use by pedx1ng · · Score: 1

    A blank keyboard would be neat to use in an office. It might prevent your co-workers from using your station, since most people (I think) are hunt 'n peck typers. ;-)

  296. Simliar, but cheaper... by Sarcastic+Assassin · · Score: 1

    If you're into "Das Keyboard" because you want to improve your typing skills, I'd recommend a typing keyboard skin (for more, google [w/o quotes] "keyboard skin typing"), which is what I used. Also, (and I say this in all seriousness), covering the screen while copying from a sheet will really help your typing speed. Also, if you take a look at the weights they use for the keys (which, incidentally, doesn't match up with the picture of "Das Keyboard" on the main page), the key weights seem arbitrarily chosen. Also, wouldn't they want to make various different versions of the keyboard, each key having different weights (for example, a developer version, an American/British English, German, French, Spanish, etc.)?

    1. Re:Simliar, but cheaper... by myndzi · · Score: 1

      The weights are for the fingers you use to press the particular keys, not for the character those keys generate.

  297. +10 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far too true.

  298. Just rearrange the keys! by deft · · Score: 1

    you dont need it to be blank to not help you, you just need the keys int he wrong spots. So change all the keys you normally use to different places, and you're fine.

    You can even leave the less used function keys if you like.

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  299. french keyboard by nloop · · Score: 1

    Use a french keyboard. All those characters except the + are without shift here. Period uses a shift though, and q/a are transposed. Can't with them all though.

  300. or you could just get the original..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.clickykeyboards.com/index.cfm/fa/items. main/parentcat/9229/subcatid/0/id/143557

    look at that, i just saved people 40 bucks AND there's no windows key!

  301. The problem with DVORAK: Using others' computers by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Does anyone use this or any other alternative layout? How hard is it to go back and forth between your favorite keyboard/computer and a regular QWERTY layout? It seems this would be a problem.

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  302. It's faster, friend by c0p0n · · Score: 1

    ... just in English, though.

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  303. I'm aTouch typer, uh typist by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    I was a hunt-and-peck typist when I started playing with computer (the ones with full keyboards attached) 28 years ago on CRT terminals, Decwriters and those beloved ASR-33's, but with typing all my comments on Slashdot (and Usenet newsgroups, and mailing lists, and BBS's before then, and yes, even a little code documentation :) ), it seems that somewhere along the way I became a touch typist. I may not be putting the right fingers in the right places, but I seem to get by.

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  304. For $150, add these: by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    I'll take the blank keys from this one

    Have each key be a small LCD screen, it will (if turned on) display the keybord layout, and the key displays will change from lower to upper case when shift is pressed. Okay, so that's a little TOO cute and nerdy...

    I'll also take the variable force springs

    How about if you can specify the force for each key? Even make it have Model-M clickable or 'mushy' feel.

    A row of buttons for macros

    For many years I've visualized a keyboard with e built-in LCD display and functions where you can make macros on the keyboard so pressing a key or combo causes an easily-programmed letter sequence to be sent, rather than just one letter. There have always been macro programs, but these macros will go with you when you take your keyboard.

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  305. My Keyboard Mods by $criptah · · Score: 1

    I got sick of using a mouse and the fact that my poiting device had to be off the keyboard. I threw my mouse away and got a trackball. Then I took off all the keys from the numeric pad and used velcro to mount the trackball in pace of the numeric keyboard. As a result, I don't have to reach for the mouse anymore. The movement of the wrist is minimal and the footprint of the workspace is smaller since I no long have a mouse and because the trackball is on the keyboard itself.

  306. just one, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have the good fortune, as do many other people I suspect, to have one main keyboard that I use.

    It's an old AST that just happened to have the exactly right feel for me. So I stole it from my former employer. I've had it for 8 years now.

    It's a pretty nonfancy 101-key with pipe and backslash over the enter key. I set X to swap capslock and control so that I don't destroy my pinkie. I also avoid Emacs for a similar reason.

    .xinitrc includes:

    xmodmap $HOME/.Xmodmap&



    .Xmodmap:

    remove Lock = Caps_Lock
    remove Control = Control_L
    keysym Control_L = Caps_Lock
    keysym Caps_Lock = Control_L
    add Lock = Caps_Lock
    add Control = Control_L



    I don't do much typing on other folks' keyboards, and when I do I don't take much of a speed hit because I'm not using the keys that are variously placed.
  307. the das keyboard GUARANTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All of our products are covered by a 30-day money back guaranty as well as a one year limited warranty."

    Who in the world spells guarantee with a Y? I checked a dictionary.. it IS a legitimate spelling. But.. who uses a Y?

  308. several comments by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    there are some things i'd like to comment on the keyboard.

    1st thing is that they did the backspace and enter keys correctly. i hate giant enter keys which then pushes the \ up and makes the backspace key tiny which even after months of training i'd still miss the backspace and hit the \.

    2nd, is they should also come out with a ergonomic layout for those who prefer that way.

    3rd, what's with the $80 price tag? there's nothing special about this keyboard besides the springs. and the weighted springs system really cost the extra $70?!?! i mean, instead of rubbing off all the letters with a eraser or scraper, one can easily swap keys around and that'll force you to learn where the keys are instinctively, instead of looking down @ your keyboard.

    finally, for the geeks (you don't even need to be uber). how often do you look down @ your keybaord? i mean i typed this entire comment w/o looking down at my keyboard once. the letters really aren't there for us, but for the people who might use our computer.

  309. A Keyboard Worth $500 by 26199 · · Score: 1

    The TouchStream. These are amazing devices, and completely customizable. Actually the retail price was something like $350... but Fingerworks was recently bought out and the future of the product range is in doubt. So when two second-hand models were auctioned on ebay recently, they both went for nearly $500.

    (One of them to me... I need a second one for work.)

    Why are they so good? Well, y'know how when you're coding you avoid the mouse because it's quicker, in the end, to hammer away at the keyboard? Even for awkward things like selecting text? Well, with the TouchStream, there is zero delay between mousing and typing, because you mouse by dropping two fingers on the typing area. It's completely seamless, and it means you can integrate mousing into your typing. Things suddenly get a whole lot quicker and easier.

    It doesn't stop there. They recognise gestures in a heavily customizable way. You don't need the arrow keys any more, just drop two fingers of your left hand and slide them. Much quicker, and no reaching.

    In fact, it's possible (with some hefty customization) to eliminate reaches completely. That's what I've done... I no longer need to reach for any modifier keys whatsoever. I get the complete range of letters, numbers and symbols without moving my hands from the Q-P A-; Z-/ keys.

    Then you have the fact that they're incredibly comfortable and will help to offset any RSI worries you may have.

    Downsides? Takes some getting used to for full speed (I learned Dvorak because it means less finger movement and I'm up to 70wpm after several months; I can hit 100 on a normal keyboard). You'll probably never be as fast typing as on QWERTY. This is very definitely offset by the gestures, mousing and comfort, but it's frustrating at first.

    I hope a new incarnation arises, because there's no way I'm going back to separate mouse and keyboard and no gestures without a fight. If the ones I have break I'll probably end up paying more and more buying them second hand :(

  310. CLEAR transparent key caps for Model M keyboards by 1391401 · · Score: 1
    Just buy a set of these for your model M keyboard. Original IBM key caps were meant to be removable..

    and with these clear key caps.. you could either have a "blank keyboard" or design your own custom alphabet for typing http://www.clickykeyboards.com/index.cfm/fa/items. main/parentcat/12151/subcatid/0/id/135529

  311. Been There, Done That by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    I did it a long time ago.

    I think it was primer... wrong paint, its been slowly wearing off, and was sticky for a long item. At least for a while it looked new... its from 1991.

    I still have trouble with the carret key; otherwise I'm fine. Nobody can use my machine either :-)

  312. alternative by tdmg · · Score: 1

    I personally use Dvorak on a qwerty keyboard, I never bothered to change the layout from qwerty. This makes my keyboard even more useless than a blank one :) I my accuracy has gone up a ton since I switched my layout back to qwerty, and I still get the comfort of Dvorak :D

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  313. But why oh WHY by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    ...did they pick such a lousy font for the keyboard?

    *ducks*

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  314. Get a Kinesis with programmable macros by IdahoEv · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use a Kinesis Countoured Programmable keyboard with a footswitch. Mine is in Dvorak layout, but they're switchable in hardware., so use whatever you like. Among other things, I use one of the footswitches as the shift key. That solves part one of your problem. In addition, most of the modifier keys are under your thumbs, which get six keys each instead of sharing just the spacebar.

    Aside from the ergonomic benefits (this thing cured my tenosynovitis in college a decade ago and I've never looked back), the keyboard can program a macro to any key. And, it has an additional modifier key that lets you define a second meaning for every key - the idea being that you use this to emulate a keypad.

    I use the second layer to define code macros. HTML macros on the left, C-style code macros on the right. I use one of the footswitches to activate the second layer. So, for example,[right foot][k], meaning the key under my middle finger, home row, gives me this:

    for (*;;)
    {
    }

    Where the * represents the location of the cursor after the macro runs, since the macros can include arrow keys. All that from a foot-tap and one non-pinkie homerow keystroke. I make new macros on the fly when I find I'm retyping something too often. Like an identifier, if I'm not in an IDE with auto-complete, or deleting the first character of every line, if i'm in an editor without rectangular selection.

    Tapping the footswitch and hitting middle-homerow-left gives me:

    <table>
    *</table>
    I have equivalent macros for every HTML entity I use frequently. If I need to add a code around existing text, I use the shifted macro, which I've defined to be "cut - type macro - arrow between the codes - paste". I manage to bang out most programming code and most HTML without touching shift. And most of the long complex strings - like your example - take only a few keystrokes.

    When I have to use my laptop, I feel pretty crippled. So I often carry the kinesis with me. Fortunately, all those macros are in hardware, so I can. And the USB keyboard is Mac/PC switchable: it's plugged into my KVM and I drive my windows, mac, and linux boxes all with the same macros. Great for cross-platform development and testing.

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    1. Re:Get a Kinesis with programmable macros by triso · · Score: 1
      I use a Kinesis Countoured Programmable keyboard with a footswitch...
      Sorry, it's too much like playing a piano and I suck at that.
    2. Re:Get a Kinesis with programmable macros by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      I can't stand those split keyboards, but that footswitch intrigues me. Is it possible to get it on it's own?

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    3. Re:Get a Kinesis with programmable macros by F34nor · · Score: 1

      At work I had a second USB mouse on the floor and would move it with my feet and use my toes to work the bottons. IT worked great and ALL of my co-workers thought I was nuts at first then marveled at the ability to make small mouse movements while typing with both hands.

      What ever happend to the BATT keyboard?

  315. Quick extrapolation from keymap to keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears to be a fairly standard 104-key layout.

    The keyboard has a double-width backspace, and a single row Return key. The key between them will be the backslash (\) pipe (|) key.

    None too stylish, though, is it...

    It might be an interesting keyboard for a typing class. For average typists, their claim for increased speed is probably pretty reasonable, since touch typing really is a lot faster than hunt and peck.

    All in all, while this might work reasonably well for a few folks, I'd suggest for most, their money would probably be better spent on a decent typing tutorial program. If folks don't have the self-discipline to teach themselves to type while looking at their screen instead of looking at their hands, I doubt they'd have the patience or discipline to use this.

  316. "Backspace key for half of the spacebar." by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Ive used some keyboards that had this, and it was a nightmare, as i alternate thumbs on the space bar. Im sure id get used to it, but it was hell while i was using it.

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    1. Re:"Backspace key for half of the spacebar." by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Or, in your case, you could use any of the standard PUNCTUATION KEYS as a backspace.... ;~)

  317. Re:The problem with DVORAK: Using others' computer by BrianPan · · Score: 1

    I learned Dvorak at the beginning of the year and have been nearly 100% Dvorak for a few months. I wouldn't say it's hard to back and forth- a little strange maybe. I tried to stay away from Qwerty completely for a while as I learned but now going back and forth isn't too bad.

    The biggest problem for me are passwords since they tend to be ingrained into muscle memory the most. That and sometimes you have to switch back and forth *even on the same computer*. Windows XP always assumes Qwerty when you log in and switches to Dvorak (my personal setting) *after* I log in. My Apple computer switches immediately to Dvorak as soon as I select my name and the password field appears so I always type my password in Dvorak (which makes more sense).

    Windows also has problems with not switching for already running programs if I switch the settings back and forth to Qwerty as I use it. Then some of the programs are stuck in the old layout and some switch to the new layout. My Apple has no problems with switching back and forth. This happens often enough as other people sit down to use my computers that it's an annoyance.

    A side note- Apple has a language setting Dvorak with Qwerty commands. It's Dvorak when typing but things like command-C, command-V to cut and paste are in the Qwerty locations. Interesting and cool but I found going 100% Dvorak was better in the long run for consistency.

  318. Website Must Have Been Typed on Their Own Keyboard by donrich39 · · Score: 1

    From Their Website: Das Keyboard is compatible with all modern operating systems and has a Windows menu key that also works under Linux. Macintosh addicts be will happy to know this keyboard works well for them too. ... be will happy??? :)

  319. not entirely true by ammoQ · · Score: 1

    Looking at "Das Keyboard", you can see that - despite it's name - it is not a German keyboard. This because the Enter key is differently shaped on a genuine German keyboard: it is two rows high and shaped like a vertically mirrored L. Look here:
    http://www.cherry.de/deutsch/enjoy-line/enjoy_mast er-linux.htm

    IIRC French keyboards have the same style of Enter keys.

  320. U'et kurt hue umw ug yfeaw! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ehtpajte repageitja rejgpe eir toaneu riej e aoerg jvgnvut.

    Gwvoesnme

  321. Technically speaking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't EVERY key be ANY key?

  322. Unique?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hrm... ::Consults dictionary.com::
    unique ( P ) Pronunciation Key (y-nk)
    adj.

    1. Being the only one of its kind: the unique existing example of Donne's handwriting. 2. Without an equal or equivalent; unparalleled.
    3.
    a. Characteristic of a particular category, condition, or locality: a problem unique to coastal areas.
    b. Informal. Unusual; extraordinary: spoke with a unique accent.
    hrm... blank keytops... only one of its kind... I know I have a bad memory, but...
    hrm... ::consults google.com::

    Aha!

    http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/haphackeys er.html

    I knew I'd seen one before. I guess someone should tell Mr. Guermeur that someone stole his product, renamed it, and made it to market with it before his ever did.
    Those bastards!
  323. Good for Teaching? by GopherDylan · · Score: 1
    This reminds me of when I took typing in junior high. Of course the class is now called keyboarding and it's taught at the middle school, but I digress. I remember the teacher would tape a paper towel over my fingers so I couldn't see what I was typing on the old IBM Selectric. I still look at the keys sometimes when I go to type. Maybe schools can use blank keyboards to teach touch typing.

    And failing that, maybe we can put them in the public labs to discourage people from using the computers. Make my job easier.

  324. make your own by Squigley · · Score: 1

    You can either type on the keyboard for several years, and have the letters just wear off..

    (I have one like this, it's great, other people don't want to use my computer, because they don't know where the keys are).

    Or.. get some "essential oils", since the letters will just wipe straight off the keycaps.

  325. Re:The problem with DVORAK: Using others' computer by EvanED · · Score: 1

    Windows also has problems with not switching for already running programs if I switch the settings back and forth to Qwerty as I use it. Then some of the programs are stuck in the old layout and some switch to the new layout. My Apple has no problems with switching back and forth. This happens often enough as other people sit down to use my computers that it's an annoyance.

    That's because (at least if you're using the language bar to switch) it's not doing what you think it's doing -- it doesn't change a global setting. Windows keeps track for each application which layout you're using. That's why it switches back and forth.

    Whether this is a desirable feature or not is another matter, but I've found it useful on a number of occasions when I have to share computers.

  326. Re:The problem with DVORAK: Using others' computer by EvanED · · Score: 1

    I don't really have a problem with it.

    Here's my suggestion:

    1. Get Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, version 5. I know v.5 has support for teaching Dvorak and that the recent ones don't, but I don't know exactly when they stopped.

    2. Find 2 weeks during which you won't have to use the computer for much, but you can use it throughout the day. (Not necessarily a lot, just continually.)

    3. During those two weeks, every couple hours sit down and do 15 or 20 minutes of exercise with Dvorak.

    4. DON'T USE NON-DVORAK KEYBOARDS DURING THAT TIME. It took two tries to get it for me, and I think the reason the first one failed was because I tried to do it while I was in school and had to type reports and stuff and went back and forth.

    As for going back and forth now, I don't find it a problem. In fact, I find I type faster now on QWERTY than I did before. (I learned Dvorak when I was doing somewhat of an advanced hunt-and-peck, without so much hunting, but I've very recently started to come much closer to touch typing.) You'll have a little moment when you first switch when you start to type and ismrpdkd lsl;dl;d* will come out, but you'll go "oh yeah, other layout" and all will be well.

    I fully recommend the switch, especially if you have any wrist problems. That was what spurred my switch, and I find it a lot more comfortable. (Though again, I wasn't touch typing before, so it's difficult to say how much is due to learning to touch type and how much is Dvorak. However, whenever I try to touch type on QWERTY, I can feel a difference.)

    *That's "complete nonsense", typed as if I were on a Dvorak keyboard while in QWERTY mode.

  327. UK Version? by nfarhi · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they do a version for the UK?

  328. Re:Keytronic E03600 Black by Kanasta · · Score: 1

    400% profit? Hah, do you know how long it takes for them to rub out each letter?

  329. SpeedSkin converts your current keyboard by Schafer · · Score: 1

    A cover for the core keys on your current (favorite) keyboard. About 10 bucks.

    www.speedskin.com

  330. nerdAction - similar but cooler. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =5201918309

    It's hard to paint a keyboard and actually have the paint stick when you type hard 6-8 hours a day for months. If you just prime it and paint it will be off in a few weeks. I have spent almost 2 years painting plastics looking for a way to make the paint durable enough for a keyboard.

  331. Happy Hacking by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
    You can also get a blank keyboard from Fujitsu, the makers of the Happy Hacking keyboard.

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  332. this keyboard is like lingerie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well....kina odd, but true.....

    with lingerie, the less material you get, the more you pay.....

    keyboard is same: you get less (they dont even bother to put the names of the keys), and you pay lots more $80!

    I think I type fast enough as it is, thanks.

  333. Flashback by Carl+Lund · · Score: 1

    Characterless keys. Faster typing speeds. Exactly IBM's rationale for the, as I recall, widely loathed original PCjr. keyboard in the mid-'80s. Can saving files on audio cassette be far behind? (Well, yes, but it's an amusing thought.)

  334. Why a footswitch? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Just remap some of theose otherwise useless "Windows" keys as keymap toggles - or if you have enough of them (there's three on this random Chinese USB keyboard, plus I never use the right Alt or Ctrl keys and very rarely CapsLock), just straight to keystrokes you use often. And/or remap NumLock to shift the numbers above QWERTY as well (numpad for numbers, unshifted keys-above-QWERTY for symbols when numlock is on).

    You could also remap the ScrollLock key or one of the "media" keys to an uber-lock which toggles between WYSIWYG and your custom layout. Blink the ScrollLock light (xset led 3) or something to warn people if it's in uber-lock mode.

    If I had to use a separate switch I'd have one or two low on the front of the keyboard under my thumbs. Much easier to coordinate. I normally lift my hands to hit back-row keys, and it's not hard (for me, anyway) to leave a thumb parked under the spacebar while doing that.

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  335. I already did this two years ago! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe it. I sanded my keys down, and painted them flat black over two years ago. Wherever I go, I bring it. Theirs even looks the same as mine (keytronics)! Hell, I should have patented the concept.

    People always treat me like a God among geeks. I can't say that it helped me type faster, but it does boost self esteem and ego. Not that I needed that, since I _am_ the ubergeek god of geeks.

    Weighted keys is something else though. But I guess, now people will just say "you got that on daskeyboard.com, loser". Now I hate my elite keyboard. I hate you, daskeyboard. You made my sweet idea less sweet.

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  336. My problem is... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...cheap keyboards which die before the keycap lables do.

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  337. I'm 1337 Now? by eriksmithtex · · Score: 1

    I had no idea I was so 1337 because I have a second hand laptop that the former owners fingernails rubbed off most of the lettering. That explains why my wife has been so much more lovey since I brought this bad boy home! ;-)

  338. To avoid moving your hand by AndyL · · Score: 1

    He's sped up his typing by never having to move his hand away from the business part of his fancy keyboard. And he's avoided that constant pinky-finger use that generaly goes with using keys like [shift] or [Windows].

  339. 100 WPM? So tell me how you do it ! by earthstar · · Score: 1
    I have been using computers for about 6 years...
    Iam used to typing looking at the keyboard.
    I would love to simply type looking at the monitor like you guys do!

    Any quick [ I dont mean hours, days I mean ]tutorial /method , for me to learn typing without looking @ the keyboard at a good speed?

    [ Something other than typing class pls...]

  340. Yes yes yes!!!! by Eminence · · Score: 1
    At last! I have been waiting for exactly this for years!!! I always liked black equipment but I was never able to find a black keyboard without the markings on the keys. I even thought of writing to Think Geek to propose them such a product. But finally someone did it, I'm ordering one as soon as my paycheck from the last project arrives.

    Now, if only Apple produced a black PowerBook with black, blank keyboard...

  341. old ibm keyboard in disguise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This keyboard looks a lot like mine (an IBM 42H1292). I'm not totally sure if this is true, but I heard IBM sold all their keyboard technology (like buckle spring) to a company (Unicomp?) in europe a long time ago. www.pckeyboard.com I think is the only company that sells keyboards utilizing the old IBM keyboard technology. They actually used to sell the old IBM keyboards for around $100 a piece, but sold out of them and sell the same keyboard called the customizer 101 http://www.pckeyboard.com/customizer.html

    In any case what I'm saying is I think this new "blank keyboard" is probably made by Unicomp and utilizes old IBM keyboard technology.

  342. I have such a keyboard for a while already by Sam+Lowry · · Score: 1

    Subj, I had a similar keyboard a few years ago from http://www.pckeyboard.com/ They also sell models with a trackpoint, a trackball, 101 or 104 keys, and much more.

    The Keytronic discussed here is not te same, they say in the description that their keyboard has membranes while the Das Keyboard and my own have steel springs.

  343. I use wm tools by mattr · · Score: 1
    I've got a few keymaps in my head but you know this will be hell if you have to switch ever. For example French keyboards swap numbers for symbols, and move a few letters around! I had hell trying to get Japanese, French and English together. Unfortunately I couldn't get some modifiers to work in French.

    Anyway, I use xkeycaps to show sort of what the keymap ought to be (but the author stopped adding maps after a hundred or so were submitted! And none match my Dell Inspiron 7.5K). And a windowmaker applet I can't find now that shows 9 flags for I think 18 or 27 countries. Maybe wmkeyboard might be useful too. Anyway my Mom's Mac OS X handles other languages fantastically without even noticing how hard it is elsewhere (maybe XP is the same?) but for linux I think if you deal with more than one language this will drive you insane.

  344. Re:Keytronic E03600 Black by evilviper · · Score: 1
    And you can buy Keytronic's for $21.50 directly from the manufacturer
    ...and a can of black spray-paint will only cost you $58.45. ;-)
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  345. re:Whether DVORAK does a better job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether DVORAK does a better job of using both hands equally, and putting the most frequently used keys in the home position is a matter for debate

    Well, here's one significant data point: World's fastest typist uses Dvorak

    gewg_

  346. Training by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
    In Star Trek the people using the systems have had extensive training with them as they are ones that they will be using regularly. GUIs and labeled keys help beginners and people who are self-teaching but slow down trained and regular users.

    Of course you also have to consider that spending money to paint labels on consoles that are just going to blow up anyway is inneficient.

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  347. Re:a tip: TACTILE keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want a keyboard that clicks? Go here:

    http://matias.ca/tactilepro/

    You can use your credit card.