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  1. Re:Just hold down the shift key... on CD Copy Protection Case Goes to Court · · Score: 1

    Or simply disable autoplay completely. It's a shitty feature anyway =)

  2. Re:Exactly... on Pricing and Internet Architecture · · Score: 2, Funny

    The no carrier joke is quickly becoming a standard one.

    Beowulf Natalie Grits Russia Overlord$&^#@*&#@*$@#%$@#[NO CARRIER]

  3. Re:And... on Head Over Heels - Rife With Complex Symbolism? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you are thinking of Mario?

  4. Re:Nice XSS Hole! on Stardust Apparently Successful · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One could extend this loophole even further, I think. (So to speak.)

    For example, here is a great picture of the comet's anus.

    Look, I've beaten the Slashdot domain-feature-thing! Woot!

  5. Re:Solution ? on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    Are you daft man? Do you think solar panels just grow on trees?!?!?!

    *duck*

  6. Codex Seraphinanus on Making The Case That Voynich Is A Hoax · · Score: 1

    I doubt I'm alone in that this article reminded me of the Codex Seraphinanus, an untranslated, if I recall correctly, book of sketches of imaginary flora and fauna. It's a modern work by a european artist, mostly in colored pencil.

    There are only around 600 copies of the book, but I got a chance to see it recently via the marvelous university-interlibrary loan system. Worth a look!

  7. Re:think this is a sign....... on Making The Case That Voynich Is A Hoax · · Score: 0

    TOday I ate a cheese sandwhich and BEHOLD IT WAS GOOD and then I tooke a nap and that was nice to. LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!11111

  8. Re:Linus naked? on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Those are just a bunch of topless camwhores.

    Camwhores, ie. greedy girls with wigs and makeup and the "contrast" slider turned all the way up to hide their teenage acne.

    God, I'm going to be sick now.

  9. Re: Here, here! on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 1

    Damn, you're right. Thank you.

    The thing that bothers me is that I wish I could treat /. as a silly message board, and not a goddamn term paper or something where I have to proofread and edit my shit five-hundred times.

    I always notice things I wish I could revise but don't have the ability to. Oh well. Fuck it.

  10. Mediocrity, or supermen? on Chessboxing - The Sport Of The Future? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I figure that this will attract mostly people who are moderatly good at both, considering how little it really adds, and I can't imagine what kind of person would enjoy watching it. It's not exactly recognized as an olympic sport, either.

    'Iepe the Joker' is somewhat proficient at both boxing and chess? So what? I bet I could beat him at writing web-code, and playing Starcraft. We could call it "DHTMLStarcraft: the sport of the future!"

    I doubt it. The real sport of the future will involve people in giant robots beating the shit out of each other.

  11. Re:BeGone on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here, here!

    If Windows and the UNIXes are to survive at all, it will be among OS dilettante dabblers.

  12. Re:Spot the trend on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 1

    AmigaOS and BeOS, both great OS's but dead in the real world and finding niche markets or just fanboys.

    Well, I won't be convinced until I see the Netcraft results to prove it. I'm no Kreskin.

  13. Re:Here's another ancient one that DOES impact you on Oldest Supported Software? · · Score: 1

    You are my hero.

  14. Re:WTF? No it doesn't! on Russians Invade with Flying Saucer · · Score: 1

    The obvious giveaway is that his homepage link is to a photo on urinalpoop.org.

  15. Re:OLD NEWS on Radiofrequency Weapons · · Score: 1

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE TEH INFANTILE

    did you just finish reading "1984" and you want to compare everything around you taht happens to it, or something?

    "this is SOOOO 1984esque! just like when teh big brother said 'war is peace' and then they made a apple commercial and there was teh republicans being dishonest OMG!!!!!"

  16. Re:This is wonderful news! on Gold Beads Can Fight Cancer, Too · · Score: 1

    I don't see why this is flamebait.

    Agreed. It's really just a joke in somewhat poor taste, although those are usually the best ones.

    While I'm here, you left out my favorite crank: Alex Chiu!

  17. Re:Help me.. on Herrings Use Farts To Communicate · · Score: 1

    Is this a troll?

    The "fast repetitive ticks" are what you are supposed to hear.

  18. Re:Can someone tell me... on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    "X-ray googles" would be horribly carcinogous. It's a good thing that they're illegal... although wearing lead aprons around town to defeat them would be kinda neat. I've always wanted an excuse to garb myself in a strange metal overcoat.

  19. Re:"Lord of the Rings" has even become a book on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    Invaluable and valuable are synonymous. Much like flammable and inflammable.

    Or was that a troll?

    "Are you being sarcastic?"
    "I don't even know anymore!"

  20. Re:26 years.... on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    Was that the blasphemous one where they found "God" in the "center of the galaxy?"

    That movie had some great moments, regardless of the terrible ending.

  21. What a crappy study. on Pac Man Nostalgia Helps Enhance Memory? · · Score: 1

    The results seem to imply that happyness and nostagia improve memory, not the video games themselves. I mean, out of a bunch of 25-35 year old men, who isn't going to be nostagic or happy after playing some Pac Man.

    And the story is on a wierd website, too. "icwales?" That's sort of like "iclondon" or "icfrance" ... ok that was a lame quip, but really. No better refrences than a one paragraph story on an obscure site? Come on.

  22. Re:There already is one on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    Kind of like this?

    By the way, don't click on that link.

  23. You said the "F" word. on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco," which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.

  24. Re:Looks like the game of Go on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered if a cellular-automata program of some kind would be an effective Go opponent. There are some interesting (if trivial) similarites between the two.

  25. blahblahblah on Should Hackers Get Their Own Logo? · · Score: 1

    It's not cool. It's commie bullshit!