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Internet History In Pictures

prostoalex writes "Tired of reading black-on-white text on Internet history and its celebrities? The Faces in front of the Monitors features the Internet history in pictures. See the legendary BBN IMP team, Linus naked and drinking beer, Bill Gates and Paul Allen and other luminaries."

288 comments

  1. Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The server will be slashdotted because of the Linus picture IMO.

    1. Re:Linus by bigjocker · · Score: 4, Funny

      In those pictures are like a dozen jokes waiting to be posted on slashdot ....

      BTW, where is the goatse guy?

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    2. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, momentarily I couldn't load the whole damn picture. So it its true that geeks can come off quite fast if necessary.

    3. Re:Linus by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      The server will be slashdotted

      don't worry, someone will post the entire... uh... text.

      nevermind.

    4. Re:Linus by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      "The server will be slashdotted because of the Linus picture IMO."

      Well, we can only hope...

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    5. Re:Linus by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure we all did that.

      Just goes to show you. Sure, you may all spurn my naked pics now, but just wait until I'm done with my operating system! Then you'll all be scrambling for CuervoPr0n on slashdot!

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    6. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Doubly so if he's petrified and covered in grits.

      - I post anonymously so you don't have to.

    7. Re:Linus by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      "In those pictures are like a dozen jokes waiting to be posted on slashdot ...."

      Well, hopefully it will lead someone to post some good ones of Natalie Portman covered in hot grits. That's one picture that would be modded +5 informative so fast Slashdot would Slashdot itself.

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    8. Re:Linus by zhenlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually... Thanks to libshit... Ooops, libcaca, it is now possible to mirror images as text -- coloured text. Unfortunately, /. doesn't do coloured HTML text..

    9. Re:Linus by David+McBride · · Score: 1

      libcaca is your friend. :)

    10. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup we all clicked on linus first......

    11. Re:Linus by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "don't worry, someone will post the entire... uh... text."

      Ok, howabout pictures and text albeit with only a standard Linus photo.

      Don't all rush to add your own names ;-)

    12. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      BTW, where is the goatse guy?

      for the 5 billionth time: it's not goatse, it's goatse.cx: it's a joke, pronounced like "goatsex", and if you don't pronounce it that way, the joke is lost.

      yes, that's right, a goatse.cx post that's +1 informative!

    13. Re:Linus by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 2

      So what ? They'll STILL be displaying what they are proposing. Or don't you think a 404 due to /. is part of the Internet History ?

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    14. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, your username is borgasm...

    15. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forbidden, this page (http://www.wbglinks.net/pages/watchmen/) is categorized as: Crim. Skills.

      I knew it!!!!!!!!!
      SCO run our filtering software at work...

    16. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks you for sharing my pet peeve, and for trying to inform the populace!

      MOD THAT UP!

      Though the "have you ever had sex with a goatse?" story is damn funny...

    17. Re:Linus by marrandy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try the old British favourite

      http://www.thesun.co.uk/

      http://www.page3.com/

      http://www.page3.com/pcards/pcards_home.html

      The Page 3 girls are the best !!!

      Merry Christmas to you all

    18. Re:Linus by Descartes · · Score: 1

      so fast Slashdot would Slashdot itself.

      Wow, that's an awesome concept. I think you just blew my mind.

      Oh and by the way, why not warm grits? We wouldn't want to burn her boobies.

    19. Re:Linus by Tongo · · Score: 1, Funny

      It is sad that you have a pet peeve involving the goatse.cx guy. Sad and disturbing.....

    20. Re:Linus by rifter · · Score: 1

      <p><I> The server will be slashdotted because of the Linus picture IMO.</i>
      <p>Not only is it slashdotted, but it seems to have a custom 404 that has html errors so it shows the actual code instead of displaying the error:
      <block>
      <p><!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
      <html><head>
      <title>404 Not Found</title>
      </head><body>
      <h1>N ot Found</h1>
      <p>The requested URL /pages/watchmen/pictures/pic01/linus4.jpg was not found on this server.</p>
      <p>Additionally, a 404 Not Found
      error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.</p>
      <hr />
      <address>Apache/2.0.40 Server at www.wbglinks.net Port 80</address>
      </body></html>
      </block>

    21. Re:Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and by the way, why not warm grits? We wouldn't want to burn her boobies.

      Why not? Are you gay or something? :)

  2. I remember the original IMPs by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    I saw one of the originals, at Case, in the 1960s. Case blew it so badly in computer science R&D that they were kicked off the ARPANET for underperforming. Embarassing.

    I've even seen a Pluribus IMP in operation.

    1. Re:I remember the original IMPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye, the original IMPs. *sigh* Huge great Honeywells in military-grade cabinets. I'm surprised Case managed to blow one, I was always under the impression that the sites weren't supposed to tinker with them...

      I still find it amazing that all that functionality can now be found on a NIC in a desktop computer. Technology is a wonderful thing.

    2. Re:I remember the original IMPs by Animats · · Score: 1
      Case didn't break it. DARPA took it back, when they lost all their DARPA contracts.

      They had a group trying to write a "hardware compiler" (think Verilog, but 25 years too early). They got a PDP-10, an Evans and Sutherland Line Drawing System 1 (hardware wireframe graphics in the 1960s, from a box the size of a mainframe), and an IMP. But they didn't succeed, that was the only DARPA project, and so all the stuff went back, including the ARPANET connection.

  3. Darn. by The+Human+Cow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try as I might, I couldn't find a picture of Al Gore anywhere on that page.

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    1. Re:Darn. by Valar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Son, you have no idea of the kind of thread you just started.

      I hope you're happy.

    2. Re:Darn. by benk · · Score: 5, Funny
      He'll probably say he was in the photo with Linus ... but was just under the table already at that point...

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    3. Re:Darn. by cmacmanus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least we have pictures of his son. :D

    4. Re:Darn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Well, in this letter, Robert Kahn and Vinton Cerf, two people on the list and two people often called fathers of the Internet, defend Al Gore on the issue, saying the following:

      There are many factors that have contributed to the Internet's rapid growth since the later 1980s, not the least of which has been political support for its privatization and continued support for research in advanced networking technology. No one in public life has been more intellectually engaged in helping to create the climate for a thriving Internet than the Vice President. Gore has been a clear champion of this effort, both in the councils of government and with the public at large.

      The Vice President deserves credit for his early recognition of the value of high speed computing and communication and for his long-term and consistent articulation of the potential value of the Internet to American citizens and industry and, indeed, to the rest of the world.


      I apologize from any resulting cognitive dissonance and you may now return to listening to Rush.
    5. Re:Darn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the people worth creating something real, something tangible. Personally, I think Gore should be there - not that everyone doesn't know what he looks like.

      There's Thompson, Ritchie, Wozniak, Jobs and Torvalds. All people who've done real work towards bringing the net and computing into the good thing it is today.

      Now, who should we nominate as the BAD. The people whose incompetence could break things, who only work for selfish goals, who have no sight of their contribution to the big picture except their own egos.

      I vote Darl McBride for a start :P

    6. Re:Darn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Spindler for consciously working to kill Apple.

    7. Re:Darn. by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      but was just under the table already at that point...

      *Looks at photo*

      Hmmm.. and if you don't mind me asking, what exactly was he doing down there??

    8. Re:Darn. by javiercero · · Score: 4, Informative

      You sir are rather ignorant, I assume that is why the internet runs on IPX or UDP, LOL. Nope, it seems that the TCP/IP (hint the last letters IP are for Internet Protocol) is what the internet runs over. Maybe TCP-IP seems to be a "small" detail to you, but unless you come up with something better... I rather keep Vinton Cerf in his original place and inventing the protocol that the internet uses mostly to transfer data is a rather important achievement. In case you did not know it, it also happens that it was Cerf (together with Kahn) who coined the term "internet" on a '74 paper on TCP. So let's see he came up with the protocol, and the name. Is that just not enough for you?

      This is not even close to the apples to oranges comparison you tried to accomplish. Oh, well it is not like ignorance ever stopped anyone from posting on slashdot.

    9. Re:Darn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you're saying is...Al Gore's efforts created the internet??? I don't even think Gore would believe that..

    10. Re:Darn. by pen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just plugging the network cable in. What did you think?

    11. Re:Darn. by Burlynerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anonymous coward, you sure know how to ruin a good joke. BN

    12. Re:Darn. by cornjones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point isn't that Gore "created" the internet. That was a huge spin story. What he was trying to say was that he pushed legislation that helped teh internet become what it was. In the mid 80's (far before most public and virtually any politicians had any concept) he pushed such concepts as a "Data highway" ('86) and wrote for a national data network in '88. (89?) This is exactly the same as when politicians say they "lowered crime" or whatever. They weren't really out there cuffing the bad guys, they were fighting to get money put into their cause. One of Gore's causes evolved into the internet. Not entirely due to him of course but still, he backed the right horse and it took off.

      Even Vinton Cerf (created IP, IIRC) went on record w/ "I'd like to clear up one little item - about the Vice President (Gore) ... He really does deserve some credit for his early recognition of the importance of the Internet and the technology that makes it work. He was certainly among the first if not the first in Congress to realize how powerful the information revolution would be and both as Senator and Vice President he has been enormously helpful in supporting legislation and programs to help further develop the Internet - for example the Next Generation Internet program."

    13. Re:Darn. by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Nope, it seems that the TCP/IP (hint the last letters IP are for Internet Protocol) is what the internet runs over.

      Um, UDP/IP is just as much a part of the internet as TCP/IP is.

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    14. Re:Darn. by semanticgap · · Score: 1

      "I" in IPX stands for "Internet" too...

    15. Re:Darn. by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sir are rather ignorant, I assume that is why the internet runs on IPX or UDP, LOL. Nope, it seems that the TCP/IP (hint the last letters IP are for Internet Protocol)

      TCP/IP stands for Total Control of People's/Intellectual Property.

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    16. Re:Darn. by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

      > "I" in IPX stands for "Internet" too...

      Actually it stands for Internetwork ...IPX is an acronym for "Internetwork Packet eXchange," a network layer protocol based on the Xerox Network Specification (XNS) developed by Xerox and made popular through the widespread use of Novell, Incorporated's NetWare Network Operating System. Novell's IPX/SPX protocols use SAP (Service Advertisement Protocol) to periodically advertise network services in much the same way that NetBEUI does, making it ill suited for large global networks. TCP/IP also has other features that make it a superior choice for Internet-scale networking.

    17. Re:Darn. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      It's very, very sad when two men who whould know better let their political concerns get in the way of the truth. Esp. when Gore could be credited with the destruction of the Internet. If he hadn't blathered on and on and on with his stupid 'Information Superhighway' nonsense, we might actually still have a 'net to be proud of, instead of the miserable September-which-never-ended we're stuck with now.

      Ah well, it probably was going to happen anyway, and at about the same time too.

    18. Re:Darn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I'm here to fix your computer...

    19. Re:Darn. by bedurndurn · · Score: 1

      You doubt the awesome power of Mr. T?

  4. But surely, according to SCO... by benk · · Score: 5, Funny
    Darl would have to be in there, naked, too.

    Wait ... on second thoughts ... I don't want to see that...

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    1. Re:But surely, according to SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So *that's* how he managed to slip all those hea - nevermind.

    2. Re:But surely, according to SCO... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's supposed to be people who left a mark. Darl is going to leave a stain.

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    3. Re:But surely, according to SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would certainly have two penisis, a pitchfork, and beet red skin... and the number 666 tattoed on his right arm.

    4. Re:But surely, according to SCO... by nate1138 · · Score: 1

      Well, a stain is a _kind_ of mark.....

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    5. Re:But surely, according to SCO... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the denotations bring, the connotations take away. A bench-mark isn't exactly the same as a bench-stain.

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  5. the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by jms258 · · Score: 5, Funny

    should most definitely be the new linux logo ... drop the penguin.... we can get corporate sponsorship from heineken!

    1. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Isn't this just fodder for Microsoft ?
      "...it's 2 a.m. - do you know whose software is running on your firewall ?"

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    2. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

      That's not Heineken he's drinking. It's quite clearly a bottle of Danish Tuborg Ol.

    3. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Phexro · · Score: 1

      Heineken? Heineken?! Lad, enough crazy talk. Linus likes guinness, and so do I, so how about them instead?

      If you're going to get a beer company to sponsor you, at least get one that makes real beer.

    4. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      better yet, have Linus pose with the Coors Light beer twins. Talk about winning over Joe Sixpack!

    5. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like one of the finnish beers, might be Karjala, Koff, Lapin Kulta...(the bottless are all the same) I doubt Linus would have drunken anything foreign after sanuna at the age he was when the picture was taken. The picture looks so old that we didn't have that many imported beers in Finland at that time anyway. Now it's different of course.

    6. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, quite clearly. i mean, it's a brown bottle. Tuborg Ol is the only beer that comes in a brown bottle.

    7. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Sorry but that made my national-pride-o-meter just shoot into the red. I do recognize Guinness is a nice beer, but any beer that has most of is fame from a book sporting records like 'the largest cake baked by a team of midgets' can simply not compete with Heineken.

    8. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

      Check out the earlier pictures if the site isn't slahdotted anymore...

    9. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would buy Tux-Beer, that would donate part of the price of a bottle to Linux development.

    10. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (moving the mouth on the cardboard cutout of a man holding a beer bottle)

      "Ya mean ya drink beer while you're posing with beautiful women??"

      "Brilliant!"

    11. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Yup. Definitely Tuborg (which is very rarely encountered in Finland) Ol. But that's not the only drink going down.
      To the bottom left, out of focus, is a 1L bottle of Koskenkorva vodka (it has a distinctively angled shoulder/neck), and in front of him is a wine glass.

      http://www.mysticunderground.net/mirror/www.wbgl in ks.net/pages/watchmen/pictures/pic01/linus3.jpg

      Tuborg, wine, and kossu ( http://www.kossu.org/ ), heheh, did someone say something about Finnish drinking habits?

      YAW

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    12. Re:the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Guinness? Real Beer?

      It's certainly not Real Ale, or at least what's sold in 90+% of places isn't. I know lots of stouts that kick Guinness' butt.

      Maybe I should send Linus something from one of my local brewers next time he comes to the UK. It would be much more in the spirit of "open source" - beer produced properly with the right ingredients.

      On the other hand, will this affect his kernel work?

  6. didn't know... by krahd · · Score: 3, Funny

    that allen was a ventriloquist!

    --krahd

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    1. Re:didn't know... by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      Well he *is* an expert at talking out of his arse. ;)

  7. Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by Jediman1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would expect more from a Torvalds..

    -shakes head dishonorably-

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    1. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Funny
      >> I would expect more from a Torvalds..

      What? You expected him to chug the whole six-pack?

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    2. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      All at the same time...

    3. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Words:

      Keg Stand

    4. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know much about Finnish drinking culture. That was probably the last beer of his second six pack, which would've meant he was only getting started!

    5. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      He's a Finn. If I know Finns (and I know Finns), the beer would have been purchased in a 24-pack, as there's no point wasting time with just a 6-pack.

      YAW.

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    6. Re:Linus, Linus, Linus..tsk tsk tsk.. by gotem · · Score: 1

      so he would 'finish' or 'finnish' the six pack?

  8. OLD news by FCAdcock · · Score: 0, Troll

    Isn't this old news? I saw this exact same page a few months ago. (probably closer to a year)

    Come to think of it, this isn't even news... this is just pictures.

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    1. Re:OLD news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on... how is that a troll? It's just stating that this is OLD news...

      A troll would be saying that this news is as old as your mother's vagina. But only half as boring.

      Learn to moderate!

  9. Not just Internet history by Pranjal · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the article its...
    "Pictures of people who have made a mark in any of the following: programmable computer systems, computer networks, the Internet or the security involved with those systems."

    I don't recall Charles Babbage contributing to the internet.

    1. Re:Not just Internet history by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      "Pictures of people who have made a mark in any of the following: programmable computer systems, computer networks, the Internet or the security involved with those systems."
      I don't recall Charles Babbage contributing to the internet.

      I believe he contributed to "programmable computer systems".

      -a

    2. Re:Not just Internet history by adept256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Charles Babbage designed a working mechanical computer.

      Mechanical.
      Computer.

      Sheesh, what does it take to get your respect?

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    3. Re:Not just Internet history by toriver · · Score: 1

      It's a list, separated by commas, with an OR for the last element. Not AND. You only needs to match one of the terms and not all.

      Got back to Logic Programming 101 or whatever.

  10. Slow links in post by Veovis · · Score: 5, Informative
    The server is slashdotted and/or just slow, heres a (hopefully dont slashdot my server) mirror

    http://www.mysticunderground.net/mirror/

    1. Re:Slow links in post by overbored · · Score: 1

      You should fix those two links on http://www.mysticunderground.net/mirror/www.wbglin ks.net/.

    2. Re:Slow links in post by Veovis · · Score: 1

      That is a result of a wget -r operation, which is still running (server is only giving me like 10 kb/sec of bandwidth) I'm just mirroring the whole server

    3. Re:Slow links in post by R33MSpec · · Score: 1

      It's always funny when someone posts a link and says "Don't Slashdot my server" - it's kinda like making your little puppy walk across a 5 lane expressway while you hold up a sign saying 'Don't run over my dog'.

    4. Re:Slow links in post by commo1 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the mirror. Mirror, Mirror, on the web, who has the most bandwidth of them all.........

  11. Re:hey! by ToadMan8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah; that's quite interesting really. The cleartype font system could be an interesting model to fix up linux desktop font issues too.

    FAT is worthless though... everyone and their brother reversed engineered it already. NTFS or their new journaling FS on the other hand...

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  12. Seasonal Bonus by ProfitElijah · · Score: 1

    What every geek wants for Xmas - a page full of Santa impersonators trying to fool the world into believing they're scientists.

  13. Naked Linus by geekBass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aah that's why he was ashamed... wait..nevermind.

  14. Who would have thought... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    such a skinny guy would be behind making so many computer users fat?

    I Kid! (Besides, I'm working tonight and I feel Christmas fat settling on me even as I type)

  15. Hmm.... by asadchev · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there an image of the drunk Steve Ballmer doing monkey dance naked??? It could be the next goatse.

    1. Re:Hmm.... by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Not quite drunk, but:

      http://andrewhitchcock.org/gallery/ballmer/

      Also, be sure to check out my sig, Allen is in there too :).

      adpowers

      PS: Sorry about the whorage.

    2. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.

      Are you a stalker, or do you have something for bald men?

    3. Re:Hmm.... by adpowers · · Score: 1

      I may or may not be a stalker, but I am definitely not stalking him.

    4. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash! Managers like to go to sporting events with their friends and coworkers!

    5. Re:Hmm.... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Well, the mental image of that is going to scar me for life and make my therapist very rich. And that's without seeing it.

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  16. Ut-oh by BrianGa · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This page is 100K in size, please be patient while it loads"

    Oh boy...

  17. Linus Naked by rsmith-mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I suppose that explains where "free as in beer" came from.

    1. Re:Linus Naked by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Are you implying Linus is a prostitute?
      Well we now know which /. account is Darl Mcbrides!

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    2. Re:Linus Naked by Enoch+Zembecowicz · · Score: 1

      I always thought "free as in beer" came from Warner Brothers cartoons. If some kind of performance was being put on that wasn't attracting an audience, a sign reading "Free Beer" was put out front. People then came in in droves.

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  18. Mmm Free Beer by waltmarkers · · Score: 2, Funny

    See! Free beer really will beat out free speech, not only did he stop coding for that beer, he gave up his shirt too!

  19. What the Hell? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What is the The Woz doing with Billy?

    And what's with the rainbow? hmmm...?

    (posted from a powerbook, you zealots!)

    1. Re:What the Hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Paul Allen, not Woz IMHO. Microsoft had its own buy with a beard. Google for more if you wish.

      --Coder

    2. Re:What the Hell? by Yonzie · · Score: 1

      Dude... even if it was Steve Wozniak (Probably Paul Allen), why can he not have gotten his picture taken with Bill Gates?
      Apple and Microsoft did do business back in the day...

  20. Linus naked? by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linus naked and drinking beer

    Mmmm. Geek porn.

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    1. Re:Linus naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone post a username and password for that site?

      plz?

    2. Re:Linus naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do you get these girls ? should be zoo or something

    3. Re:Linus naked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looking at that site, I learned I am not a geek.

    4. Re:Linus naked? by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 1

      Those are just a bunch of topless camwhores.

      Camwhores, ie. greedy girls with wigs and makeup and the "contrast" slider turned all the way up to hide their teenage acne.

      God, I'm going to be sick now.

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  21. Re:Mirror? by Veovis · · Score: 1
  22. Gates and Allen by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    what have they EVER contributed to the net besides a series of operating systems that tend to do nothing but break standards and put massive security holes into the hands of the masses? It wasnt even until win 2000 that Uncle Bill had a decent tcp/ip stack, which was conviently borrowed / stolen (depending on your point of view) from free bsd.

    Did m$ design any of the core net protocols? Dns? bgp? smtp? nntp? http?

    I didnt think so, and their contributions to the net are little to nothing.

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    1. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The computer GUI. Without windows you'd still be using a text based system, and probably Lynx or Links on nothing but a 16 color CGA moniter but maybe with a 200 by 120 character screen!.

      Mouse pointers, windows, taskbars, widgets, buttons, sliders, all the things you use invisibly but do not notice from day to day you can thank Gates for popularising

      Despite his bad points (and he has many) you can't go past the good he's done.

    2. Re:Gates and Allen by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Didn't they have something to do with DHCP? Of course, it says right there:

      6. Security

      DHCP currently provides no authentication or security mechanisms Potential exposures to attack are discussed is section 7 of protocol specification [1].

      This lack of authentication mechanism means that a DHCP server check if a client or user is authorized to use a given User Class This introduces an obvious vulnerability when using the User option. For example, if the User Class is used to give out a parameter (e.g., a particular database server), there is no way authenticate a client and it is therefore impossible to check if client is authorized to use this parameter

      Sounds like Microsoft...

    3. Re:Gates and Allen by phorm · · Score: 1

      Where did the SMB protocols come from? Just wondering if it was an MS invention or "borrowed?"

    4. Re:Gates and Allen by reiggin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're wrong. Point your finger towards Palo Alto. Not Billy Boy "Why Invent When You Can Copy" Gates.

    5. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I didn't say they didn't copy. they popularised it.

      With a 1.8% market share, Apple isn't going to popularise a THING

    6. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without windows you'd still be using a text based system, and probably Lynx or Links on nothing but a 16 color CGA moniter but maybe with a 200 by 120 character screen!.

      Um, no... actually... I'd be using an Apple... just like I was in 1982, before Microsoft Windows existed.

      And you know, lo and behold, I do believe Apple would have had all of those things had Microsoft never existed, except perhaps taskbars. But I don't think taskbars are really something worth bragging about that much.

    7. Re:Gates and Allen by reiggin · · Score: 1

      And I didn't say anything about Apple. It was Xerox who gets the credit.

    8. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't think of it as if Microsoft stole their TCP/IP stack from BSD.

      Think of it as if BSD kindly donated their TCP/IP stack to Microsoft.

      That just sounds more pathetic, somehow. Thieves have this kind innate, "badass" coolness value. People on BSD welfare do not.

    9. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xerox didn't popularise it either.

    10. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It came from IBM

    11. Re:Gates and Allen by rmpotter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sigh... try looking at this bit of HISTORY from a historical perspective. Consider the other names on the list. Some of them were relatively minor players in the grand scheme. Do you seriously believe the people who had a major hand in creating OS's which drive hundreds of millions of PCs should be ignored because you don't believe they "contributed"? It's history. It's evolution. It took MS a long time to create a usable, reliable (though not yet secure) desktop OS which has been deployed on millions of desktops with countless hardware combinations. Linux is inching toward the desktop. but it's not there yet. In the meantime, let's not re-write history.

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    12. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um...

      So your logic here is that if Microsoft didn't exist, Apple wouldn't have succeeded in popularizing the GUI because Apple only has 1.8% market share?

      Except that 95% of the market share currently belongs to Microsoft. So if Microsoft had never existed, who would have that 95% of the market share?

      Microsoft has never created a technology of note. Microsoft has never even popularized a technology of note. All Microsoft knows how to do is take technologies that other people have already invented and popularized and make lots of money off of them. That's not something they really recieve any creativity points for.

    13. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Microsoft copied and destroyed the GUI
      Apple thieved it from Xerox

      Xerox are the true originators here, who go uncredited for the biggest change in computing ever.

    14. Re:Gates and Allen by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

      Thank god their ipv6 implementation is not so crap.

      But their IPP implementation is an example of M$'es non-respect for standards.

    15. Re:Gates and Allen by reiggin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'll attempt to pick up on your line of argumentation once you learn how to spell. POPULARIZE.

    16. Re:Gates and Allen by Professor+Bluebird · · Score: 5, Informative

      In short, SMB was borrowed from IBM. Here (near the top of the page) is a brief history.

    17. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apple thieved it from Xerox

      Actually, no. Apple bought it from Xerox.

      And Apple included significant, significant additions, both to the conceptual development of the GUI and to the art of implementations of those concepts. I would say, from looking at screenshots of PARC vs early Macintosh, that Apple advanced the GUI at least as far again as Xerox did. Meanwhile it would be hard, even today, to argue that Microsoft has ever advanced the state of the GUI in any way that is not mere packaging and window dressing.

    18. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but with due credit.

      In your way the credit for Mona Lisa should go to the people who are making millions of copies and selling them instead of D'Vinci. Also then we need to give credit to people like Micheal Dell and Sam Walton since without them M$ would not be able to sel crap, so according to you they made the internet?

      Thieves should be called thieves, dictators should be called dictators and copiers should be called copiers. What you suggest is making thieves creators.

    19. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!. Fucking fruitcake, can't bear to believe you're wrong, AND trying to force your way of doing things on other people all in the one sentence!

      Must be a tiny world you live in.

    20. Re:Gates and Allen by pHDNgell · · Score: 4, Informative

      Didn't they have something to do with DHCP?

      I got in an argument with a windows adminstrator at work a few years ago about this. He'd always tell me how wonderful Microsoft is and cite things that had nothing to do with MS. One day I told him I was taking away their DHCP server because they weren't doing much with it and we needed to use it for the Unix servers. He told me that Windows would do it better because DHCP is a Microsoft invention. I pointed him to the standard and asked him to show me the word ``Microsoft.'' Nothing, of course.

      This particular RFC (3004) you're referencing is regards to a new option to be added to DHCP. That they'll extend a protocol is not news.

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    21. Re:Gates and Allen by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1

      Might want to invest in a more worldly dictionary there. American spelling is not the ultimate authority.
      Merriam-Webster

    22. Re:Gates and Allen by DerPflanz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what have they EVER contributed to the net

      How about massive acceptation? The internet has been around since 1969 or so, but with the developments in cheap hardware (thanks to IBM and Microsoft) and an easy to use operating system (again Microsoft), the internet had the environment to grow and become massively accepted by non-technical people. This acceptation then led to a faster, cheaper and bigger internet. The one we now use. Don't think too technical, social developments count too in 'The History of the Internet'.

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    23. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might wish to get a better dictionary. You know, one that doesn't just mention the couple of words known by the residents of bumfuck, georgia.

    24. Re:Gates and Allen by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      With a 1.8% market share, Apple isn't going to popularise a THING

      Well, they seemed to make USB quite popular. Come to think of it, they made the Xerox's WIMP GUI popular as well. And floppyless desktop computers. And desktop publishing.

    25. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're all wrong. Xerox got the GUI via. a bunch of grad students who had studied under Doug Engelbart. The only new innovations Xerox invented were the concept of overlapping windows and icons. The GUI itself was Doug's work.

    26. Re:Gates and Allen by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      That's what I get for reading/believing /. comments.

      Thanks for clearing it up for me - I will go back to believing that Microsoft is a black hole of tech. :)

    27. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not American, and doesn't care about americans raping the English language

    28. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Those that are really interested on Internet history, should see Nerds 2.0.1, a PBS special by Robert X. Cringely:

      http://www.pbs.org/opb/nerds2.0.1/

    29. Re:Gates and Allen by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how they popularised OS X KDE themes.

    30. Re:Gates and Allen by Avihson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The computer GUI. Without windows you'd still be using a text based system, and probably Lynx or Links on nothing but a 16 color CGA moniter but maybe with a 200 by 120 character screen!.

      Funny, how is then that my Weiss 286-6 had EGA (gasp) and a NEC multisync II back then before windows? Maybe I was doing CAD? or even sharing 256 color porn? Ever hear of the Amiga or PC-Geos? I guess you believe that the MAC-OS is a clone of Windows..

      Naaa It had to be Big Brother Bill, from whom all blessings flow:
      O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

    31. Re:Gates and Allen by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the fact that they published the spec is quite new for me!

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    32. Re:Gates and Allen by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Maybe Gates, Allen and Ballshite^H^H^H^H^Hmer feature on that page as creaters of hacker toolkits. For example, they wrote a great e-mail DDoS tool called Outlook, and managed to backdoor IIS left, right and centre.

      YAW.

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    33. Re:Gates and Allen by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the word is 'acceptance,' but that is beside the point.

      My own introduction to the Internet was on my old Macintosh LCII, nearly ten years ago. MS and IBM had little to do with that computer, as I recall. The first browser I used was Mosaic (well, the first graphical one--previously I fiddled with Lynx on my local BBS--to which I connected via telnet on my LCII).

      As mentioned previously, MS was blindsided by the Internet and WWW. If any ONE entity was responsible for bringing it to the masses, my vote would go to American Academia, and more specifically, the chaps at Berkeley, who gave us BSD and, consequently, the variants thereof (on which ran and run a multitude of BBS's--I have yet to encounter one running on a MS platform, and if I did, I wouldn't linger there long). Students and researchers used the Internet and email, and of course these things slopped over from academic life to 'real' life.

      If anything, MS has been a bane to the Internet, given their insecure OS, which opened the masses up to virus distribution, DDOS attacks, RPC thrillrides, etc., etc., etc.

      Sometimes I wish they'd have just stuck with MS Bob...

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    34. Re:Gates and Allen by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      M$ invented nothing except BSOD and frequent crashing. They STOLE everything else.
      Gate$ is a thief. Documented fact. He deserves to be in a cell with "Bubba"

    35. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a brilliant troll. Gates didn't popularize the GUI (Apple did; of course Xerox invented it, apparently), he (actually his team) simply figured out a way to sell one for IBM computers, at a time when the idea of buying business automation hardware from a bunch of Cupertino hippies was unimaginable.

    36. Re:Gates and Allen by glwtta · · Score: 1
      How about massive acceptation?

      WTF? I looked it up - that actually is a word! Why we need multiple words for "acceptance" is a little beyond me.

      (still sounds like a made-up word though)

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    37. Re:Gates and Allen by reiggin · · Score: 1
      He's not American
      I guess you figured that out from the fact that he's an Anonymous Coward, indicating that he's from either Germany or France. Good call.
    38. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, beg steal or borrow, we can thank the gods that be for the fact that Microsoft didn't take it upon themselves to "fix" it until they did. Can you imagine the havoc caused back in the day by an insecure Win95 computer with a complete TCP/IP stack and the ability to create raw TCP sockets. Stay-Puft-Marshmallow-Man bad.

    39. Re:Gates and Allen by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Massive acceptance of the internet was done with Mosaic and esp. Netscape IMHO. Or to put it differently WWW hypertext and thus Tim Berners-Lee made it acceptable by the masses.
      Using Gopher or FTP and telnet was a PITA compared to when Mosaic came.
      In the beginning Netscape was the Internet to most people.
      Internet was Trumpet Winsock + Win3.1 + Netscape 3 Gold.

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    40. Re:Gates and Allen by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      How about massive acceptation?

      Great. They brought millions of AOL users to the internet. People who'd sooner make up their own fucked up words because their vocabulary doesn't extend to stuff like "acceptance".

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    41. Re:Gates and Allen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacOS came with TCP/IP long before Windows. It was the first "consumer" operating system to do so, even.

    42. Re:Gates and Allen by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      But without the Mac, would as much work have been put into OS2/Windows? If IBM and Microsoft hadn't done it, Apple's market share would be 90+%. The GUI popularised computing for millions of people.

      Microsoft largely take other people's ideas, shake them up a little and repackage them as Brand New Technology. There's even a site somewhere which struggles to find a genuine MS idea that has lasted (so that whole channels thing don't count). I think they've got the wheel mouse at the moment.

    43. Re:Gates and Allen by macjohn · · Score: 1

      I'm always amazed at how many people thank Microsoft for the explosion of personal computing in the 90's. Let's see: Intel today gives you about 1000 times the performance per dollar that you got in 1990. How much cheaper has the software gotten? How much faster? Now, try again: who's responsible for the personal computer revolution?

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    44. Re:Gates and Allen by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      For your information, slashdot.org is being read by a lot of people, for whom english is not their first language, like me. Besides, as someone pointed out in this thread, acceptation is correct.

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    45. Re:Gates and Allen by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      You and your reason are interfering with my fun! OUT YE DEMONS! OUT!

      Silliness,
      Dave "Let's not take what some jerkoff says on the internet too seriously kids, mkay?" Leckie

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  23. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by iridiumz0r · · Score: 0

    what exactly did he do/say against the net?

  24. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Oh, and why does Linus look really fat in the first two pictures and skinny in the last ones? Does drinking beer really make you skinny?
    The kernel adds twenty pounds.
  25. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by mOoZik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Put the weed down...

  26. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about mad cow disease?

  27. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by jkrise · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He pretended it didn't exist... until 1995 or so. Then he maded a new protocol NetBIOS, and other useless products like WINS... Abandoned them after 2001, when he found out the internet could exist inspite of MS.

    I hope the internet isn't equated with .Net - in any case, I don't think .Net is born yet, let alone have a history.

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  28. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are about 10 Billion people who did not do or say anything against the net, why dont we put their name here too. This loser was a netbeui advocate and had no clue what tcp/ip was, his book completely missed internet (It was added in next edition). And you name him luminary, you guys are bunch of losers

  29. One important missing image by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 4, Informative

    I just checked their website, and they didn't have my personal favorite...

  30. If you look closely.. by chevelleSS · · Score: 1

    in the bottom right corner of the picture linked directly to the BBN IMP team, you will notice the dude looks like Red Foreman from that 70's show!

    It kind of makes you wonder....

  31. Missing names (and photos) by karl.auerbach · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some names (and photos) seem to be missing.

    I'd suggest John Romkey (author of PC/IP and one of the two original Internet toasters), Phil Karn (KA9Q), Louis Pouzin (I probably misspelled that), Don Davies. Mike St. Johns, Jake Feinler, Bob Braden, Milo, Jun Murai, Marshall Rose, Dave Mills, Dave Farber, Dave Clark, Jerry Saltzer, Noel Chiappa, Steve Casner, Dan Lynch, Radia Pearlman ... and many many others. One more than a few occassions siblings were involved - Judy and Deborah Estrin, and the Lyons brothers come to mind.

    Carl Malamud's 1992 book, "Exploring the Internet" has a lot of anecdotes and a few photos.

    1. Re:Missing names (and photos) by arcanis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hear hear! Dave Mills was head of all sorts of stuff relating to the early 'net, in addition to inventing NTP. I can't believe they left him out! He was totally robbed.

    2. Re:Missing names (and photos) by arcanis · · Score: 1

      For the sake of completeness (Because I forgot to include it in my first post!) Mills' Homepage is there. The picture he has posted is incredibly younger than he currently is. See a more current image.

      Also, his homepage appears to be rather broken in Safari for OS X. He uses hideous javascript hacks where server-side includes would be more appropriate.

    3. Re:Missing names (and photos) by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Jon Postel. 'nuff said, eh?

    4. Re:Missing names (and photos) by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      John Nagle, too. Oh, and that Karl Auerbach guy, if only for implementing the first packet driver. :-)
      -russ

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  32. Unfortunate omission by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a really cool page, but I find it too bad that they left out the absolutely priceless mug shot of Bill Gates from when he was arrested in 1977 in New Mexico on a traffic offense.

    1. Re:Unfortunate omission by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

      So what kind of fine did he have to pay?
      Some vouchers?

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    2. Re:Unfortunate omission by raz2 · · Score: 1

      Gah, this picture passed by me for so many times that, whenever I see it, I have this uncontrollable, almost manic, urge to cut myself.

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    3. Re:Unfortunate omission by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Hey, you stole my post! I posted it three minutes before you did. Nanny nanny boo boo! :^)

  33. Why was this modded down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Slashdot was a bastion of free speech and beliver in freedom from censorship.

    1. Re:Why was this modded down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'cause moderators are idiots?
      Or 'cause you can't press ctrl-f in your browser?

  34. huh by standsolid · · Score: 2, Funny

    look at that. naked and drinking beer. huh.

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  35. Why are they all so pasty ? by anti-NAT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aren't they getting enough Sun ?

    At least Rusty is trying to ... although I'm not sure the "open source is better code" idea works after a few beers.

    Outside hacking with beer Outside hacking with beer again

    Hmmmmmm, Coopers Beer. Thoroughly recommend the Pale (green label), Sparkling (red label) not too bad either. Fortunatley it's made where I come from (as does Rusty), so it is always fresh (can't speak for Rusty though, never met him - I did hear he got married a while back, so he may not be as fresh as he used to be.).

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    1. Re:Why are they all so pasty ? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the beer so good my uncle named his son (Cooper) after it. Luckily I'm from the home of the famous beer too, so it's nice and fresh. For those in Ann Arbor, you can get the sparkling Coopers at Ashley's.

  36. Re:hey! by Liselle · · Score: 2, Funny

    That story may make the Slashdot frontpage more interesting, but according to the FAQ, Linus drinking beer makes it an omelette. I don't ask questions.

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  37. rhymes with... by i_should_be_working · · Score: 3, Funny

    his name is pronounced "lee-nus"??

    good thing he didn't grow up in an english speaking country

  38. Others by anti-NAT · · Score: 2, Informative

    John T. Moy - OSPF Tony Li (BGP), Yakov Rehkter (BGP, MPLS)

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    1. Re:Others by tweek · · Score: 1

      Yakov Rehkter, hmmm?

      Now I have a name to match my blinding hatred of all things MPLS ;)

      Actually I don't hate it. Just a bit of pain. Frame size and all that.

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  39. Re:hey! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has already covered this, it was spun as "Msft charges for FAT filesystem".

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  40. Shame... by Gandhian_Rage · · Score: 0

    Not a looker in the bunch.

  41. slashdot effect! by mac+os+ken · · Score: 1

    but a similar page found here www.unc.edu/courses/jomc050/ pioneers2g.html

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  42. Oh, and I mean the hot ball of gas by anti-NAT · · Score: 1

    in the sky, not "Sun" computers.

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  43. funny... by filtur · · Score: 1

    A young Bill G. looks exactly like I imagined!

  44. Linus naked and drinking beer by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess... this was on the eve of the 2.6.0 kernel release?

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  45. It don't matter if you're black then white by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

    Tired of reading black-on-white text on Internet history and its celebrities?

    Yeah, I just switched my web browser to white-on-black text.

  46. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehe - good one.

  47. Linus by borgasm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why did I immediately click on the picture of Linus drinking beer naked!!!!

    I think I had a freudian click.

  48. What about those guys in the CoCo3 ROM? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    Come on, if you can get your picture in a ROM sold in thousands of computers, surely that deserves a mention?

    Ctrl-Alt-Reset

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    There is a lot of hype here.
  49. ewwww by index72 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats not what I call Christmas cheer.

  50. It's an internet history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a computer history.

  51. Beer, Photos, and Linus by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 5, Interesting



    Back in '98 or so, my best friend Brian politely informed me that his employer at the time was footing the bill for him to fly out to LinuxWorld Expo for 3 days. Not a bad gig. This made me a bit jealous, of course, so I made a bet with him. I bet him $50 that he could not come away from the conference with a photo of him and Linus having a beer. See, Bri is painfully shy. The odds of him running into (let alone introducing himself to!) Linus were pretty damn low, I figured. Hahaaa, an easy $50, I figured. Sucker!

    So Bri gets on the plane and leaves....Days went by, and I heard nothing. Of course, this meant I could (in my infinite wisdom) run out and immediately spend $50, because he was obviously going to return from the conference empty-handed. Ch-ching, -$50.00...(I think it was on something totally meaningful, like a spool of CD-Rs.)

    A couple days later, I get a call from Brian. Snickering like a friggin hyena.

    (bbRRRrrrring....bbRRRrrrriing..) (*click*)

    Me: Hello?

    Brian: (...silence...) (*snicker*)

    Me: Hellloooo.....?

    Brian: (*snicker*)...Hey...(*snicker*)

    Me: Oh! Hey man! How was your trip?

    Brian: (..silence...)....*snicker*... Y..Y-YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS!! (*snicker*) PAY UP, BITCH!!!!

    Me: ........oh no f*@*&$ing way...

    Brain: OOOH YEAAH, PAY UP BITCH!!!

    The consumate programmer that he is, Brian figures out a way to do it. That son of a bitch intentionally got drunk, and drunk enough to work up the courage to pull it off...He spots Linus, and immediately buys two big frothy glasses of beer. He walks over to him, and asks Linus if he can have his picture taken with him. Linus kindly obliges. "Here, hold this", Bri says, and hands one of the beers to Linus. Bri hands his camera off to a passer-by who snaps the photo. Picture perfect. There's Bri, theres Linus, and they're both holding a tall 'n frosty one. And it's a good picture. Son of a bitch! :)

    Ch-ChinG! another -$50.00...

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    1. Re:Beer, Photos, and Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, nobody on any forum anywhere on this great big internet likes you. Why don't you give us all a great Christmas gift and off yourself.

    2. Re:Beer, Photos, and Linus by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Man, I just realized the ultimate plan:

      Design an operating system, and never pay a bar tab again! And people claim Open Source developers don't make anything.

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  52. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by divide+overflow · · Score: 5, Informative

    >Then he maded a new protocol NetBIOS *snip*

    TOTAL BULLSHIT. Bill Gates had nothing to do with the creation of NetBIOS. The NetBIOS interface was developed by Sytec Inc. (now Hughes LAN Systems) for International Business Machines Corporation (IBM) in 1983. The original version of Windows, released in November 1983, had no network support. Microsoft didn't even provide integrated network support in Windows until the release of Windows for Workgroups in October 1992. Before the release of Windows for Workgroups you had to use non-Microsoft network protocol software to network Windows boxes.

  53. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    Oops...typo. Windows 1.0 was released November 1985, not 1983.

  54. MOD PARENT UP by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    That was funny man, I didn't notice when first seeing the picture...

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  55. No goatsex? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lord knows that's gotten more time on Slashdot than a naked Linus posing...

    [pause]

    Wait a second...! OH MY GOD!!!

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    1. Re:No goatsex? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (Score:-1, Insult to Lord Torvalds' Masculinity)

  56. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by calidoscope · · Score: 1
    Oops...typo. Windows 1.0 was released November 1985, not 1983.

    You're being too hard on yourself - Windblows 1.0 was announced in 1983.

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  57. Linus Penguin? by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    Geez, Linus is starting to look like a penguin stuffed with fish... ...wait a minute...

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  58. Sure, but has anyone else noticed... by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

    ...that imp3.gif looks distressingly similar to certain famous Holocaust photo featuring Night author Elie Wiesel?

  59. or even America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew.

  60. What kind of order by Basehart · · Score: 1

    is this page in? I'd have thought it would at least be alphabetical!

  61. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Before the release of Windows for Workgroups you had to use non-Microsoft network protocol software to network Windows boxes.

    Ahh.... this explains Lantastic(sp)... that crazy thing that was just fantastic(sic).

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  62. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by permaculture · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Want a Japanese Puzzle Box? [pandorapuzzles.com] Ooh! This seller is not currently offering any items for sale. Bah! :-(

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  63. Kernel maintainer drunk and half-naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linus started new trend, huh? Here are his photos:
    one and
    two.

    1. Re:Kernel maintainer drunk and half-naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

  64. Work in progress... by inimcus · · Score: 1

    I noticed a distinct lack of mention of the Apple I, Lisa, Mac OS, or the first Mac. They may not have a great deal to do with the internet, but neither do the mentions of the other system's creations.

    I would like to see them take their place in the timeline as the others do.

  65. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by divide+overflow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    > Want a Japanese Puzzle Box? [pandorapuzzles.com] Ooh! This seller is not currently offering any items for sale. Bah! :-(

    Actually, I *do* have puzzle boxes for sale on eBay...it appears that eBay has (once again) changed the URL they use for the "View seller's other items" option. Thanks for letting me know about the problem. I've changed my forwarding link and the Want a Japanese Puzzle Box link in my sig should now work.

  66. slashdotted! by toygeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yep the site was slashdotted, my poor little 5MB ds3 wasn't quite enough to handle it. BTW I'm the host not the site owner.

    Check the mirrors folks its a good site!

    Sorry to wbglinks.net!!!

  67. But where are the pictures? by faaaz · · Score: 1

    I can't see any pictures, all I get is text/plain.

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  68. Puzzle Boxes by permaculture · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yup, that works. Those boxes look exquisite. Thanks for fixing the link :-)

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  69. Whatever you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...don't link to the one of Bill Gates and Paul Allen naked, drinking beer. They probably want to forget about that night. Hell, we all do.

  70. "Hello, this is Linus Torvalds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I pronounce Lin...Liiiii*burrrrrrrrrrp*iiinux aaas...Lin.....Linninn...noooonoooo.....Noo!Noo!No o!*chuckles*....Nanu-Nanu!*laughs loudly,then passes out*

    Alan Cox: Oh, hell with it. Let's try it again tomorrow when he's sober.

  71. Slashdotted, heres a copy by Skreech · · Score: 1
    Test Page

    This page is used to test the proper operation of the Apache Web server after it has been installed. If you can read this page, it means that the Apache Web server installed at this site is working properly.

    Joking aside... It appears someone pulled all content at this time, judging from http://www.wbglinks.net/

    Sigh... seems anything interesting on the Internet done by someone without a bandwidth budget gets blown to bits. But ah, yes, the site is completely down.
    1. Re:Slashdotted, heres a copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not permanently, just as long as the story is on the front page. The usual problem, of course.

      (signed)

      The American Internet Communications Inc. anonymous staff.

  72. That's nice... by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but where is the All Your Base Are Belong To Us animation?

  73. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by Tailhook · · Score: 2, Informative


    He pretended it didn't exist...


    "He" wasn't the only one. Someone else already pointed out that your claim that Microsoft invented NetBIOS is incorrect. I'll point out that several other important protocols came to be without considering the Internet.

    SNA would be the first on my list of important network systems. IBM created it to provide reliable networking in mainframe, and later minicomputer, environments. Have no doubt about it's importance; for many of the most significant financial institutions in the world there was simply no alternative.

    IPX would be next on my list. For most of the corporate world, IPX was their first encounter with LANs. It's heritage is traced back to Xerox. Very large corporate networks have been created based on IPX.


    NetBIOS, and other useless products like WINS... Abandoned them after 2001, when he found out the Internet could exist inspite of MS.


    NetBIOS hasn't been abandoned. It's alive and well. CIFS is how Microsoft has repackaged most the old Windows network protocols for the Internet. It's hard to say this and mean it, however. It's hard to even define NetBIOS. It's part API, part protocol... what it isn't is abandoned.

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  74. Couldn't resist...had to look....garrrhhh.... by baudtender · · Score: 3, Funny

    That must be the least satisfying naked picture I've ever seen.

  75. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genuinely important and interesting article that I submitted to slashdot about 3 days after it was published.

    3 days after it was published, so two weeks out of date almost then? It was on the Slashdot front page, idiot. Old, old, old, old news. Now fuck off, loser.

  76. Broken server by kasperd · · Score: 1

    No, they cannot blame slashdot for this one. I ask for a gif file, it gives me an html file and claims it is text/plain. That is not caused by high load on the server. That is probably caused by an admin who doesn't know how to properly configure a webserver. Too many webservers violating the standards is a major problem to the world wide web.

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    1. Re:Broken server by toygeek · · Score: 1

      No, I know how to build a server. I also know how to survive being slashdotted.

  77. Slashdot notification service by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    So the previous story is:
    Developers: Savannah Back Online With Extra Security
    depesz writes "As we can read here, savannah is back online. After several weeks of downtime, all security problems are resolved, and the service is again operational."


    Cool. So can you post a notice when the server in this story is back up, too?

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  78. Yep, he's naked but it ain't beer he's drinking by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    It may not be beer but it's still pretty tasty.

    1. Re:Yep, he's naked but it ain't beer he's drinking by scavenger87 · · Score: 1

      Lovely son ;)

  79. wow! baby pictures of the world-famous ... by n3k5 · · Score: 1

    ... Linus Malcolm Atterbury

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  80. Is this the beer photo? by savaget · · Score: 1
  81. Extraneous names and photos by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some names (and photos) seem to be missing.

    Not only that, but some names and photos are extraneous and have no relevence to Internet history whatsoever.

    To wit, what do Bill Gates and Paul Allen have to do with the history of the Internet? Absolutely nothing. Neither of them innovated a single thing with respect to the Internet, indeed, the Internet blindsided them while they were busy trying to setup a Microsoft version of CompuServe embedded in the windows desktop. Hell, they're still trying, by dumbing down the Internet to CompuServe-esque levels and embedding it into their desktop in the form of a pansy candy-assed butterfly by the name of MSN.

    Unless Bill Gates is going down as the End of the History of Internet, killed by his desktop monopoly and wide deployment of DRM (events which have yet to happen, and arguably may never occur), his presence, while perhaps relevant to the history of personal computing, certainly isn't with repect to the history of the 'net.

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    1. Re:Extraneous names and photos by obnoximoron · · Score: 1

      > To wit, what do Bill Gates and Paul Allen have to do with the history of the Internet

      For that matter, what does Linus have to do with the history of the Internet? The Internet helped to make Linus legendary, not the other way round. The same applies to Bill Gates.

  82. luminarIEs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    icann see having pictures of linus et al. even mr allen seems to be a deceNT sort. but what the fud has the felonious softwar gangster naykid furor dictator of the payper liesense kingdumb of fud, done for the 'net, beside attempting to turn it into sum kind of garmeNT disstricked?

    robbIE/lairIE's pateNTdead, whoreabully infactdead PostBlock(tm) devise is still broken again early this a.m., despite having blocked ranges of ip's across our great nation which was built on the notion of freedom of speech, etc...?

  83. Websense Blocked at Work....... by batteryman · · Score: 1

    Can't view anything off that site. Websense is blocking the site.

    1. Re:Websense Blocked at Work....... by ThePretender · · Score: 1

      An application aptly named then, I'd say! Who has the sense to willingly click on a link to half-naked Linus swilling a beer???? It is the new goatse! or at least I hope so.

  84. 404? by CoolCat · · Score: 1
    Not Found The requested URL /pages/watchmen/ was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Apache/2.0.40 Server at www.wbglinks.net Port 80


    Slashdotted or just bad links?
  85. Re: UDP??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet runs on IP, not TCP/IP Take a course in datacommunications and/or networking from someplace other than Microsoft!

    User Datagram Protocol Transmission Control Protocol are layer 4 protocols, whereas IP is the layer3 protocol that constitutes what you think of as the internet.

    Are you ignorant enough to need the links to the RFC?

    Go back to your cave

  86. Woah by hao2lian · · Score: 1

    Two things wrong with the website: 1) It's using HTML 2.0 2) Wrong MIME type

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  87. He didn't make it.... by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny
    BTW, where is the goatse guy?

    He was kicked out of the clubhouse for making an ass of himself...

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  88. LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    slashdotted! Sorry but the site's been featured on slashdot.org and the bandwidth is through the roof. We've had to take it down to preserve the sanity of our web host. Come back in a few hours. Thanks! bglinks.net Staff 07:16 12/24/03

  89. Ignorance by Giggle+Stick · · Score: 1

    ... it is not like ignorance ever stopped anyone from posting on slashdot.

    It's actually a requirement. Didn't you read the Important Stuff underneath the submit button?

    Then again, I don't think I know what I'm talking about.

  90. That's it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is only a half-picture of Linus. They left out his Penguin.

  91. /.ed and proud of it! by SeXy_Red · · Score: 1

    There apparently very aware of there situation and proud of it, check the main site wdgblinks.net li http://www.wbglinks.net/

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    1. Re:/.ed and proud of it! by wbglinks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm the owner of WBG LInks. Well, I really don't mind being *cough *cough /.ing (I hope I got that right). ...And I do find it all amusing...I just don't want people to think my site is gone...and that would give people the idea to COPY my work...hum, which isn't all that bad I suppose...since I do believe EVERYTHING on the Net should be free. Anyway. Thanks to the readers of Slashdot for taking out WBG Links. Dee-DoS like the way it should be, minus the zombies...whatever the hell that means. :-) Contact@WBGLinks.net

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  92. Does /. ask these sites before linking? by God+Hates+Liberals · · Score: 1

    Just curious. Seems like it would be a nice thing to do, although tanked websites via /.ing is kind of a joke around here, I'm sure its less funny to the webmaster, despite their flattery.

  93. I'm the site owner by wbglinks · · Score: 1

    Well, I really don't mind being *cough *cough /.ing (I hope I got that right). ...And I do find it all amusing...I just don't want people to think my site is gone...and that would give people the idea to COPY my work...hum, which isn't all that bad I suppose...since I do believe EVERYTHING on the Net should be free. Anyway. Thanks to the readers of Slashdot for taking out WBG Links. Dee-DoS like the way it should be, minus the zombies...whatever the hell that means. :-) Contact@WBGLinks.net

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  94. Try the old British favourite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/

    http://www.page3.com/

    http://www.page3.com/pcards/pcards_home.html

    The Page 3 girls are the best !!!

    Merry Christmas to you all

  95. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh the joys of Trumpet Winsock

  96. Re:Bill Gates and internet history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was waiting for someone to mention Winsock.

  97. Re: UDP??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be careful which RFC, and which TCP, you mean: RFC 675, "SPECIFICATION OF INTERNET TRANSMISSION CONTROL PROGRAM," or RFC 760, "DOD STANDARD INTERNET PROTOCOL." The original TCP was the precursor to IP, and Cerf and Kahn invented it. The RFC for IP edited by Postel (a later RFC replaced it) was a refinement of Cerf and Kahn's work.

  98. internet history by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    does it include the very first /. goatse link?

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  99. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, well, are you saying that MSFT *isn't* going to be charging for the FAT filesystem?

  100. Re:Got rejected by Ask Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm happy to help a fellow /.'er! You can find all the info you need here, and if that doesn't work, you can just go here.

    You're welcome!

  101. Netbios - it was Sytek by karl.auerbach · · Score: 1

    Netbios did not come from Microsoft, it came from Sytek. They built a broadband LAN system way back in the early 1980's. The chief designers of Netbios were folks like Greg Ennis and Mark Gang. A lot of the semantics of netbios were dictated by the particular characteristics of Sytek's broadband system and by the need to squish the entire system into just a couple K bytes of ROM.

    RFC1001/1002 (Netbios over TCP) came out in early 1987 (mea culpa). I do not believe that anyone from Microsoft participated in that RFC work.

  102. Microsoft Team Picture from 1978 by aint · · Score: 1

    Not sure where I got this classic but I believe it's the Microsoft team from 1978:

    Microsoft Team - 1978

  103. The picture's not very big but... by bsalai · · Score: 1

    The picture of the bbn team must have been cropped, cuz I can't find Al Gore.

  104. No Ada? by generationxyu · · Score: 1

    Interesting that Charles Babbage is mentioned, but not Ada Byron.

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  105. vinton: The architect. by Lithus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the Architect (played by Helmut Bakaitis) from the matrix 2 & 3 was inspired by Vinton Cerf
    Or perhaps it is just a coincidence.

  106. Contribute versus Exploit by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Well, anybody who produces tools for a technology contributes to the acceptance of that technology. But Microsoft hardly played a leadership role.

    It's true that the famous IBM/Microsoft partnership gave us cheap commodity computers. But that was not by design -- in fact, IBM made every effort to prevent competitors from cloning its product. Luckily, their main safeguard (copyright and trade secret protection of the ROM BIOS) turned out to be totally ineffective.

    Microsoft's the #1 player in Internet software now, but they were practically the last major player to recognize the explosive acceptance of the Internet. Remember Windows 95? It was originally distributed with no Internet support at all, despite the extreme Internet buzz in the media. Instead, it had a lot of hooks to the MSN online service. Even as the AOL and CompuServe online services were converting themselves into ISPs, Microsoft was expending a huge effort on this obsolete concept. When it became painfully obvious that the Internet wasn't a passing fad, they had to dip into their pockets for catch-up development and licensing of the necessary tech. Of course, their pockets are very, very deep, so they soon dominated the marketplace. But it's hardly an impressive example of contributing to acceptance.