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  1. Who is buying them? Anyone who hasn't heard(of)HxC on The Mystery of the Mega-Selling Floppy Disk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the HxC Floppy Drive Emulator (in SD and USB flavors) which works even on Amiga and accurately down to rendering old-school marvels such as playing music by drive noises.

    Painstakingly hand-made in small numbers for now, if that's not a project to be spread from high-volume automated production lines by the likes of Seeed, then what is?

  2. "They've cows, Jim, but not as we know it." on The Mystery of the Missing Methane · · Score: 1

    SCNR ;-)

  3. Gelett Burgess on Ubuntu 10.04 Magic Milka, or was on Ubuntu Linux Claims 12,000 Cloud Deployments · · Score: 0
    it Commercial Cow (with its debatable new default color and GUI scheme)?

    I never saw a purple cow,
    I never hope to see one;
    But I can tell you, anyhow,
    I'd rather see than be one!
    The Purple Cow: Reflections on a Mythic Beast Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least
    The Lark, issue 1, 1895

    Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"-
    I'm sorry, now, I wrote it;
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I'll kill you if you quote it!
    Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue
    The Lark, issue 24, 1897

    I've never seen a purple cow.
    My eyes with tears are full.
    I've never seen a purple cow,
    And I'm a purple bull.
    Anonymous

  4. 'set up to make a fantastic Linux distribution...' on Ubuntu Linux Claims 12,000 Cloud Deployments · · Score: 4, Funny

    The company was set up to make a fantastic Linux distribution and other tools around it and get it out there and get people using it. That was the focus." That's now changing at Canonical as the emphasis is now shifting to generating revenues.

    We're fine with moving priority to the new objective as soon as you've completed the former. ;-)

    Ubuntu 10.04 presumably is not it just yet.

  5. Re: Reverse Engineering? on Hacking Big Brother With Help From Revlon · · Score: 1
    It gets better yet:

    Harvey's research involves the reverse engineering of OpenCV, which its creators describe as an open-source "library of programming functions for real-time computer vision." From that work, he developed an understanding of the algorithm

    Sounds like a marketdroid's take at just saying: "He pulled off the truly amazing feat of downloading and looking at someone else's unobfuscated, well-documented open source code." ;-)

    The sad thing (not least for the graduate himself) is that there was little room left for El Reg et al. to report on the actual research after shrouding the obvious in such over-the-top unwarranted mystery and mumbo-jumbo.

  6. Favorite SVG demos or cryptic '??? Cameron Laird'? on Microsoft Adopts SVG For Internet Explorer 9 · · Score: 1
    Regrettably a broken page mysteriosly named "??? Cameron Laird" is all I get to see on Firefox 3.6 when following the link from TFA which says

    starting to collect my favorite public demos here

  7. Turing on using human computer as 'Paper Machine': on Home-Built Turing Machine · · Score: 1
    As Alan M. Turing himself wrote in his 1948 National Physical Laboratory report on Intelligent Machinery (transcript from a law journal, of all places):

    It is possible to produce the effect of a computing machine by writing down a set of rules of procedure and asking a man to carry them out. Such a combination of a man with written instructions will be called a ‘Paper Machine.’ A man provided with paper, pencil and rubber, and subject to strict discipline is in effect a universal machine.

  8. In place of a conventional reactor's cooling rods, on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    ...this design uses chairs thrown into the core to control the nuclear fire. ;-)

  9. Robots, feel R Trade Union's L33T 1MP4CT DR1LLZ ;) on AMARSi Project Aims To Have Robots Learn Jobs From Co-workers · · Score: 1

    ...the moment they show up for getting their training from the ones they are supposed to replace. ;-/

  10. Letting Leviathan loose 1st,and growing from there on Permanent Undersea Homes Soon; Temporary Ones Now · · Score: 1

    the first expedition will be initiated by the submersion of the Leviathan

    A page right out of the Illuminatus! trilogy. Eye optional?
    So for once they let someone work for NASA who knows his conspiracy literature. ;-)
    Best tongue-in-cheek mission name ever since the obviously Doom-playing Russians calling theirs Phobos-Grunt.

    Hagbard Celine: The sea is crueler than the land, sometimes.
    Howard: The sea is cleaner than the land. There's no hate. Just death when and as needed.

  11. "A new generation of children will be born there & on Permanent Undersea Homes Soon; Temporary Ones Now · · Score: 1

    – the first citizens of a new $there civilization"

    $there is "space" on even decades, "ocean" on odd?
    Except for $there, the mantra seems to have been reiterated unchanged ever since Jules Verne or so.

  12. ...and by extension,everyone else's communications on UK Intel Agency's Missing Laptops Might Contain Sensitive Data · · Score: 1

    The centre is responsible for tracking the electronic communications of terrorists

    ...which is hardly feasible without having access to everyone's communications, since those deserving of surveillance don't tend to identify themselves by stating e.g. "This is a terrorist communication:" at the start of everything they say.

    GCHQ appeared to be entirely unaware whether or not the computers [...] contained [...] information on people posing an imminent security threat [...]

    Quite a few others should also/rather want to know whether the computers contained information on people under an imminent security threat; information compiled by none less than the officials on a mission to protect them.
    This begs the question if an eavesdropping agency losing 35 laptops in a year can really be called "responsible" for anything, or rather just irresponsible.

  13. But if you're first to discover TEOTWAWKI erupting on Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun · · Score: 1
    you'll get Armageddon to bear your name, or that of your wife. ;-)

    even if you log-on and just do it for a few hours, get bored and never touch it again it's all really useful

  14. not to stare into the sun.So when I was six I did. on Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun · · Score: 1

    Oblig Pi quote (Darren Aronofsky, 1998).

  15. The scariest part about it is ... on Algebra In Wonderland · · Score: 4, Funny
  16. Knew you would soon get even geek girls to divorce on Measuring the Speed of Light With Valentine's Day Chocolate · · Score: 1
    Just give way to your scientific curiosity... and quite literally at the speed of light, this will be the last "distance between peaks and valley, lining up perfectly" that you'll ever get to measure. ;-)
    All further computations shall be done by judges and attorneys, but you'll have lots of time to spare for writing great code afterwards. ;-}
    BTW, the safety instructions miss the warning:

    Remove all items such as knives, forks and frying pans she might feel an impulse to stab or hit you in the head with..."

  17. At least they didn't call it OrgaSIM ;-) on Wi-Fi In a SIM Card · · Score: 1

    Sagem Orga and Telefonica are promising: they've developed the SIMFi

    SCNR...

  18. Analytical Engines expected any day now since 1834 on Silicon Valley's Island of Misfit Tech · · Score: 1

    In other words, the Duke Nukem Forever of Steampunk. ;-)
    Not coming to a Weird Stuff Warehouse near you anytime soon.

    It's little sibling (not a general purpose computer) is actually working since they did build it to 19th-century specifications: http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects/computing_and_data_processing/1992-556.aspx

  19. Brought to mind by an overdose of retro computing: on Silicon Valley's Island of Misfit Tech · · Score: 2, Funny
    White Lion lyrics as old as much of the Weird stock:

    what we have become
    just look what we have done
    all that we destroyed
    you must build again

    Those were the days... <sigh>
    Your mission, if you dare to accept it, is to solder a C64 back to life tonight. ;-)

  20. Not even attempting to police its internet traffic on AU Gov't Still Wants ISPs To Solve Illegal Downloads · · Score: 1

    If you don't fool with any of your customer's communications, that's cool. You haven't taken responsibility for the content, and you can't be held accountable for it. But the minute you start censoring people's messages, then you've picked up that ball and it's yours now. You have to take responsibility for it, 100%.

    One might also say that other people's traffic is a can of worms best served closed. ;-)

    The moment the messenger allows itself even a sneak peek into it, let alone tries to "improve" it in whatever way, it'll find out that curiosity kills not just cats, but also ISPs at lawyerpoint.

  21. Sun:Just when your competition thought it was safe on Superbowl Tech Ads, 1976–Present · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...to do business.

    Last time the "greatest Superbowl tech ads of all time" came up, they were already missing the iconic Sun commercial as well:
    http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=440612&cid=22285924
    http://www.ephemeraweb.org/journal/1-3/decocketal/FTads/FT031/FT31.htm

    Still not on YouTube?

  22. Not even attempting to police its internet traffic on AU Gov't Still Wants ISPs To Solve Illegal Downloads · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...seems to be what saved this ISP in court.
    For reasons other than network integrity, any surveillance or manipulation of users' data, such as port-blocking, DNS (or simply ToS) censorship, [cough]Phorm[/cough] or Deep Packet Inspection in general lead down a road to perdition, as courts will show little mercy with defendants who through their own actions have themselves conceded (even though inaccurately, as there are still e.g. VPNs) the feasibility of the plaintiffs' outlandish demands.

  23. There are few things more deserving of 0 Tolerance on Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected · · Score: 1

    some children are inherently weaker than others. [...] they often do get teased even by "normal" people.

    I contest the notion that any educational institution may accept Darwinian peer pressure as purportedly "normal".

  24. Re: when he stole my home work he still got D's... on Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected · · Score: 1

    I expect that Buddy never did understand why when he stole my home work he still got D's, and I still got A's.

    Trouble is that with a school that let him pass by stealing others' lunch&homework, he didn't get the F that would have been a better indication of his fair place in life.
    With a D, someone might be inclined to assume he deserves a chance at wreaking even more havoc by applying his sociopathic skills in a workplace.

  25. Re:It's all about blame for being bullied,!a bully on Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected · · Score: 1

    they can get inherently non-bullies to bully them

    This is a statement of pure evil.

    ...and exactly the vicious kind of apologetic reasoning that Thurber derides in his tale of the rabbits being eaten allegedly because of provoking the wolves (and earthquakes) and having tried to escape.