It is official. Netcraft now confirms: *WHO is dying
One more crippling
bombshell hit the already beleaguered *WHO community when IDC confirmed that *WHO
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 0
percent of all concerts. Coming on the heels of a recent Live versus Dead
survey which plainly states that *WHO has lost more members, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *WHO is collapsing in
complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead
last [samag.com] in the recent WHO Admin comprehensive vital signs
test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to
predict *WHO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *WHO faces a bleak
future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *WHO because *WHO is
dying. Things are looking very bad for *WHO. As many of us are already
aware, *WHO continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of
blood.
EntwistleWHO is the most endangered of them all, having lost 100% of
his life. There can no longer be any doubt: *WHO is dying.
Let's
keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
WHO leader Pete Townsand states
that there are 4 members of *WHO. How live many members of *WHO are there?
Let's see. The number of live members of *WHO versus dead ones is roughly 1 to
1. Therefore there are about 4/2 = 2 living *WHO members. This is
consistent with the number of *WHO sightings.
A greasy slashdot poster at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on women. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
women?" About 90 sweaty, smell, fetid slashdot posters raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in women, do any of you think you've ever seen
a woman?" About 40 nasty, greasy-faced slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
woman?" 15 fat, ugly, pit-stained slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a women?" 3
crusty slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made passionate love to a woman?"
One absolutely nasty slashdot poster way in the back raises his hand.
The greasy slashdot lecturer is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a woman. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The fatass, sweat-ridden, nose-hair protruding, smelly slashdot poster replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The greasy slashdot lecturer
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
woman."
The smelly slashdot poster replies, "Woman?!? From way back there I thought you said Richard Stallman.
Slashdot Mirror
Nope.
you have been the victim of a sinister double troll.
ah, so close.
Retard? Maybe.
Greasy magic playing, buffy the vampire slayer watching nerdboy? Definitely not.
DAMNIT, now I am posting at 0 instead of -1. you are KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, don't mod me up, i'm a troll. it's like throwing holy water on ?the living dead (or whatever doesn't like that sort of thing.)
they should have said "a fifth of a million dollars."
Shut up, asshole.
and it will be you who is banned.
we
to whoever is responsible for the crap flooding. I'm proud of you son.
whatever, cocktaker. ACs suck ass.
one for C.L.I.T. anyway.
Two in a row!!!
If the man I love likes having his ass played with then, with God as my witness, I will play with his ass.
Stop quoting Jon Katz please.
you wanna see mantits? to each his own, i guess.
+5 informative
but may I interest you in this first post?
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *WHO community when IDC confirmed that *WHO market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 0 percent of all concerts. Coming on the heels of a recent Live versus Dead survey which plainly states that *WHO has lost more members, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *WHO is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent WHO Admin comprehensive vital signs test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *WHO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *WHO faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *WHO because *WHO is dying. Things are looking very bad for *WHO. As many of us are already aware, *WHO continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
EntwistleWHO is the most endangered of them all, having lost 100% of his life. There can no longer be any doubt: *WHO is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
WHO leader Pete Townsand states that there are 4 members of *WHO. How live many members of *WHO are there? Let's see. The number of live members of *WHO versus dead ones is roughly 1 to 1. Therefore there are about 4/2 = 2 living *WHO members. This is consistent with the number of *WHO sightings.
Fact: *WHO is dying
I sort of like whinycuntdot.
Shut up, you stupid idiot. By the way, why does your void function have a return value. Oh yeah, because you are an idiot.
damn, too late for first.
but the expressions on people's faces at LAN parties will be OH so worth it.
fucking geek.
A greasy slashdot poster at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on women. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
women?" About 90 sweaty, smell, fetid slashdot posters raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in women, do any of you think you've ever seen
a woman?" About 40 nasty, greasy-faced slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
woman?" 15 fat, ugly, pit-stained slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a women?" 3
crusty slashdot posters raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made passionate love to a woman?"
One absolutely nasty slashdot poster way in the back raises his hand.
The greasy slashdot lecturer is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a woman. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The fatass, sweat-ridden, nose-hair protruding, smelly slashdot poster replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The greasy slashdot lecturer
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
woman."
The smelly slashdot poster replies, "Woman?!? From way back there I thought you said Richard Stallman.
i think they should pave it over so we americans can park our cars there. canada too.