Hellz Yes. It was probably slow because CmdrTaco just did something really nasty to my backside in the server room. I couldn't stop him. He's an animal when it comes to it. Well - to make a long story short, one of the ethernet cables had to be used for something else for a few minutes so we had to unplug slashdot while we did I janitorial duties to each other.
I may not be able to write very well. I feel that I can still provide the slashdick community with my awesome stories though. I don't think it is fair that people who have educations are the ones who get to write about everything. I have feelings and I know everyone wants to listen to them. Please stop making fun of my passive writing style. I am a good writer. I am - or else CmdrTaco wouldn't ask me to play janitor in the server room - would he?
No deal. I think everyone really likes my writing. Everyone always writes comments like yours above - but I don't think you mean that. You are really interested in what I have to say.
I would applaud Transmeta and ask if this ran Linux. I would like Transmeta because it is/was loosely associated with Linus. I would make some other stupid comment about how this will change everything and how Intel's chip dominance is over. I would then make it clear to everyone that I am a member of the LBGT community.
But...I'm not...so I have to say - God Bless the C.L.I.T.
Like many of the other socially handicapped computer geeks here on slashdork
Ok good, you've made the first step to recovery. Next step is to remove Linux from your computer(s). After you have started the removal process - perhaps go outside and find something fun to do outside. This will help you socially a lot. After some healing time and some fresh air (and probably a shower) you will be able to talk to girls again.
Congrats and good luck! We're all here to help you remove the curse of Linux and Slashdot.
Why is it that everyone on Slashdot seems to be pro-theft? You want to steal music, steal TV, steal everyone else's rights.
You all seem to feel that because you have decided to use a 'free' operating system that you have the right to take whatever else you need/want. We'll go ahead and skip over the whole Linux is used mainly by LBGT argument for this discussion.
What do you think Linux & Slashdot's reputation does to companies thinking about adopting linux. I mean, if anyone who runs a respectable business saw that Open Sores movie that included RMS, Linus, CmdrTaco, and a host of other clowns - they surely were turned away.
Why do you think the LBGT community latches around * GNU/Linux and that they enjoy having RMS as their dictator?
I dedicate this first pr0st to C.L.I.T and all that is good. Keep the AC scum at bay!
That said, my weekend was very productive. I removed all Linux installations from the
computers here at work. We needed a more stable network. After some research and looking into it, we felt Microsoft Windows 2000 was the way to go. So far, it's been more than we
expected!
For this I have to say that * GNU/Linux distributions are Dying. Without clear leadership in
the group - it is doomed. Inner fighting and bickering has pretty much led to LNUX being
delisted. I imagine when Slashdot.Org finally tweaks out and dies - the productivity
index of most companies will increase and the economy will be saved. So until then, LNUX
and Slashdot.Org will continue to hurt our economy. I hope you are all happy.
How, you ask? Well today I plan on removing Linux from a 500 node beowolf cluster. This will serve as a significant blow to the linux install base.
Replacement, you ask? I plan on installing Windows 2000 on each node. Not only is it more secure, it is more stable and offers much better technical support.
Why, you ask? This is all because linux, while popular amongst the LBGT community, just isn't as stable as it is touted to be.
I officially declare today, "LINUX IS DYING!" day.
How, you ask? Well today I plan on removing Linux from a 500 node beowolf cluster. This will serve as a significant blow to the linux install base.
Replacement, you ask? I plan on installing Windows 2000 on each node. Not only is it more secure, it is more stable and offers much better technical support.
Why, you ask? This is all because linux, while popular amongst the LBGT community, just isn't as stable as it is touted to be.
I officially declare today, "LINUX IS DYING!" day.
Slashdot Mirror
Hellz Yes. It was probably slow because CmdrTaco just did something really nasty to my backside in the server room. I couldn't stop him. He's an animal when it comes to it. Well - to make a long story short, one of the ethernet cables had to be used for something else for a few minutes so we had to unplug slashdot while we did I janitorial duties to each other.
I may not be able to write very well. I feel that I can still provide the slashdick community with my awesome stories though. I don't think it is fair that people who have educations are the ones who get to write about everything. I have feelings and I know everyone wants to listen to them. Please stop making fun of my passive writing style. I am a good writer. I am - or else CmdrTaco wouldn't ask me to play janitor in the server room - would he?
No deal. I think everyone really likes my writing. Everyone always writes comments like yours above - but I don't think you mean that. You are really interested in what I have to say.
Thank you.
You know I would have written that - but CmdrTaco made me go into the server room with him. Therefore I didn't have time.
While in the server room I had to play the part of 'janitor' today. Let's just say I had a lot of sticky stuff to clean up.
Thank you for that message of love.
The C.L.I.T. and it's members mean a lot to me.
Keep on Trollin'
I Agree With This Post
Has Transmeta made anything but vaporware?
Every ghey story Slashdot has about them includes the line, 'later this year'.
If I were your typical slashdot reader...
I would applaud Transmeta and ask if this ran Linux.
I would like Transmeta because it is/was loosely associated with Linus.
I would make some other stupid comment about how this will change everything and how Intel's chip dominance is over.
I would then make it clear to everyone that I am a member of the LBGT community.
But...I'm not...so I have to say - God Bless the C.L.I.T.
So you're saying you want to censor me? Is there only one Jon Katz in the entire world?
I thought Slashdot nerds were all about the LBGT community and anti-censorship. You suggest otherwise to the former.
Like many of the other socially handicapped computer geeks here on slashdork
Ok good, you've made the first step to recovery. Next step is to remove Linux from your computer(s). After you have started the removal process - perhaps go outside and find something fun to do outside. This will help you socially a lot. After some healing time and some fresh air (and probably a shower) you will be able to talk to girls again.
Congrats and good luck! We're all here to help you remove the curse of Linux and Slashdot.
Why is it that everyone on Slashdot seems to be pro-theft? You want to steal music, steal TV, steal everyone else's rights.
You all seem to feel that because you have decided to use a 'free' operating system that you have the right to take whatever else you need/want. We'll go ahead and skip over the whole Linux is used mainly by LBGT argument for this discussion.
Thank You.
I wasn't trying for this - but no one else seemed to be either.
All said, CmdrTaco is actually marrying a man.
What do you think Linux & Slashdot's reputation does to companies thinking about adopting linux. I mean, if anyone who runs a respectable business saw that Open Sores movie that included RMS, Linus, CmdrTaco, and a host of other clowns - they surely were turned away.
Why do you think the LBGT community latches around * GNU/Linux and that they enjoy having RMS as their dictator?
Did he marry another man or something? Must have since he is involved with Linux.
I dedicate this first pr0st to C.L.I.T and all that is good. Keep the AC scum at bay!
That said, my weekend was very productive. I removed all Linux installations from the computers here at work. We needed a more stable network. After some research and looking into it, we felt Microsoft Windows 2000 was the way to go. So far, it's been more than we expected!
For this I have to say that * GNU/Linux distributions are Dying. Without clear leadership in the group - it is doomed. Inner fighting and bickering has pretty much led to LNUX being delisted. I imagine when Slashdot.Org finally tweaks out and dies - the productivity index of most companies will increase and the economy will be saved. So until then, LNUX and Slashdot.Org will continue to hurt our economy. I hope you are all happy.
Good news for IBM as they will certainly be making money. Bad news for LNUX who tried to make money off of linux but failed.
I project they will be delisted within the next 30 days. It will give us all another reason to party extra hard on July 4th this year.
So, in summary, LNUX is Dying.
Classic! hahaha
I repeat, Linux is dying.
How, you ask? Well today I plan on removing Linux from a 500 node beowolf cluster. This will serve as a significant blow to the linux install base.
Replacement, you ask? I plan on installing Windows 2000 on each node. Not only is it more secure, it is more stable and offers much better technical support.
Why, you ask? This is all because linux, while popular amongst the LBGT community, just isn't as stable as it is touted to be.
I officially declare today, "LINUX IS DYING!" day.
And might I add - those are some WIDE pages!
My added bit of advice is that you uninstall linux as well.
Proof: Stock Price
Proof: Their stock price.
If CmdrTaco would fix the page widening bug (which is a problem with slashcode) - we wouldn't need the ^M's would we?
I repeat, Linux is dying.
How, you ask? Well today I plan on removing Linux from a 500 node beowolf cluster. This will serve as a significant blow to the linux install base.
Replacement, you ask? I plan on installing Windows 2000 on each node. Not only is it more secure, it is more stable and offers much better technical support.
Why, you ask? This is all because linux, while popular amongst the LBGT community, just isn't as stable as it is touted to be.
I officially declare today, "LINUX IS DYING!" day.
CmdrTaco is gay!
But yins probably knew that already.
Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!