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  1. Fly! on Study: Jet Exhaust Affects Weather · · Score: 1

    Air travel promotes global cooling. It is your duty to counteract all the other consumer evil you've done. Get on that plane and go!

  2. Boxed on Lord of The Rings DVD, Now or Later? · · Score: 1

    PLEASE, PLEASE don't say "boxen." The plural form of "box" is boxes [m-w.com]. Saying "boxen" makes it seem like you played too much D&D.

    I could swear I've seen this same post a couple of times before. If you can't accept the construct "boxen" as a humorous plural of box, then you appear to be really hidebound.

    However, since I just received the LOTR DVD in the mail, I'm going to leave the box, boxen, boxed-set arguments to the rest of you and go watch the movie.

  3. Re:one word. on ActiveState Founder Steps Aside · · Score: 2, Funny

    And in today's marketplace, what percentage of the resumes/CVs crossing their desk do you think will be from competent, well meaning CEOs?

    Hey, Carly Fiorna should be finished raid^H^H^H^Hhelping HP pretty soon. Maybe she'd be interested.

  4. Re:Seems I read somewhere on Et Tu Brute? EMI to Sue AOL Over Musical Infringement · · Score: 1

    But sharks won't eat lawyers -- professional courtesy, you know.

  5. Nice idea, NOT! on HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to Cool Chips · · Score: 1

    The idea is so bad on so many levels, I can't believe anyone taking it seriously. Oh yeah sure, we have poorly designed boards/enclosures that are overheating components, so we'll just add more complexity and failure points instead of fixing the original problem. And anyone who believes occasionally zapping a hot chip/whatever with coolant is a good thing should look up thermal shock and thermal creep. That's enough, I'm gonna log off and play video games -- a lot more reality there.

  6. Absolutely right on Speed of Light Inconstant? · · Score: 1

    And the cause is those damned kids pirating photons for use in their computer monitors. If this doesn't stop, the movie industry will have no choice but to refrain from producing anything in the visible spectrum.

  7. An evolving concept... on Shattering Windows · · Score: 1

    from the interview:

    Are you issuing more security alerts because you are looking for more bugs?

    By pulling the Windows developers off--8,000 (to) 8,500 people--for a couple of months to look for stuff, if you put that many eyes on it, they're going to find stuff.

    It's pretty obvious that not all 8,000 developers were looking at the same line of code. So, followed to the logical conclusion, MS admits that open source software is more trustworthy. Endgame.

  8. News Flash... Hot off the teletype... on The Bulova Accutron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Bulova Accutron. Introduced in 1961, it was the first successful transistorized watch, far more accurate than any other watch then on the market and a major advance in timekeeping technology. Prior to reading this article I had never heard of it. Interesting history.

    Woah! Oldtimers (pun intended) invented transistorized watches. They also invented things like ICs, CPUs, computers, and television. I don't know if I'm more frightened by the current accepted ignorance of recent history or the M$ Visual Studio .NET (R)(TM) ad that assaulted me when I clicked in.

  9. Right... on OpenSSH Package Trojaned · · Score: 1

    This is the md5 checksum of the openssh-3.4p1.tar.gz in the FreeBSD ports system: ...

    This is the md5 checksum of the trojaned openssh-3.4p1.tar.gz:...

    And we know you're not the cracker, and we should believe you because ... oh, it's posted on /. so it must be true.

  10. Re:programming zone? on Gaming Zone? · · Score: 1

    I know exactly what you mean, I was IN the programming zone yesterday. I redesigned the complete applet based scripting system for our product. I coded as fast as I could type and didn't make a single logical mistake. Nine hours straight. The other 2 guys on the team (I am the lead) came in and sat down at their computers and jaw dropped. 'My god you checked out every single file, and added, lemme see almost 1000 lines of code'.

    D00d! You are like unto a programming god. I hope none of those lines included meaningful comments - those don't count when you have to calculate SLOC.

  11. Re:when did slashdot turn in a classified? on Wanna Work for Dave Taylor & American McGee? · · Score: 1

    It's called "product placement" and it's all the rage now. Commercials/ads not working? Put the commercials/ads into the regular progamming/product. Who says /. isn't cutting-edge? :)

  12. Re:programming zone? on Gaming Zone? · · Score: 1

    The Code Zone? Sure I've been there, but every time I'm there, the half-witted compiler starts barking and ruins it. Stupid compiler.

  13. Thinking Perl on Think Python · · Score: 2, Funny

    from the because-thinking-perl-hurts-too-much dept.

    Thinking (and writing) Perl doesn't hurt at all. It's reading Perl that hurts. Write Once Read Never.

  14. Re:You're not a self absorbed irritating prick on WebTV/MSNTV Virus Dials 911 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the Ataris were fun. I've still got a box of circuit boards and cases for building cartridges. The serial floppy drives are in a box somewhere - the rubber bands are probably shot. The Okidata thermal printer and the cassette tape storage thing... You're right, those were the days.

  15. Really... on 235,000 Software Engineers Can't Be Wrong, Right? · · Score: 1

    I am tempted to tell the IEEE to go stuff themselves next time they ask me to chair a conference or workshop for them.

    As an IEEE and IEEE-USA member, i would appreciate it if you do so. Thanks. Bye.

    This type of activity is pretty clueless. Two years ago the US was screaming out for every engineer it go lay its hands on.

    Crap. The U.S. wasn't screaming for foreign labor, Some U.S. companies claimed that they couldn't find resident workers, and those claims have been refuted. You, sir, are clueless.

  16. Re:H1B's = Lack of Jobs for US Citizens on 235,000 Software Engineers Can't Be Wrong, Right? · · Score: 1

    It's apparent that you're fairly clueless. When they come tell you to train your H-1B replacement if you want to get severance, then you will get it.

    It is now all about the short-term, corporate, bottom-line (read cheap, subservient labor, and think Robber Barons). Individual competence has nothing to do with it. If you don't believe it, you might want to read a newspaper once in a while.

  17. You're not a self absorbed irritating prick on WebTV/MSNTV Virus Dials 911 · · Score: 1

    Near my 7th year, I became frustrated, started telling people how stupid I thought they were to their face (Usually after the 8th time of explaining something) And generally degraded into the self absorbed irritating prick that I am today.

    No, that's not right. It should be self-absorbed, irritating prick. Watch that punctuation! :)

  18. Roadkill on More PlayStation 3 Grid Computing Details · · Score: 1

    Kenshi Manabe, senior vice president of Sony Computer Entertainment Semiconductor division, said the Playstation3 will need memory with incredibly high speed and tens-of-gigahertz bandwidth.

    Nothing to see here. The Playstation3 is dead. Time to start looking for articles about Playstation4 (or 2.5).

  19. One more time on NASA Panel Says ISS Cuts Hurt Science · · Score: 1

    More American voters voted for Al Gore than for any other candidate. That is an undisputed fact [infoplease.com]. And yet, Mr. Gore is not in office. So let's correct that sentence to read, "in a flawed, unrepresentative faux democracy, what most people want may or may not be what you get".

    How many times does it have to be said? The U.S. is not a democracy. It never was. It was never supposed to be.

    The U.S. is a collection of states, not just a collection of individuals. More voters in more states voted for George Bush than for any other candidate. (Even after the infamous media recount in Florida.)

    The U.S. system, including the bicameral congress, was designed to protect the rights of states as well as the rights of individuals. Maybe it isn't perfect, but there are a helluva lot of people who want to move here and subject themselves to our "flawed, unrepresentative faux democracy." Personally, I don't want the frootloops in New York and California dictating national policy.

  20. Substance vs. substrate on Chicken-Feather Chips · · Score: 1

    So, if the critical quality is lack of substance, the ultimate chip material is... horsefeathers.

  21. Re:Just wait till they get the bill from Oracle... on Data Mining, Cocaine and Secrecy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hah, just wait until they get the "audit or else" order from M$. Man, talk about organized crime warfare. This could make the St. Valentine's Day Massacre look like a water-pistol fight.

  22. Re:Worst Case Scenario on Tom's Guide to Water Cooling · · Score: 1

    The "Worst Case Scenario" would be having one that rusts. Gives a whole new reason for Lexan cases.

  23. Wonderful on Tom's Guide to Water Cooling · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it coming. Every 30,000 teraflops I'll have to haul the computer to Bendover's Quick-lube and have the coolant flushed or the warranty will be void.

  24. Re:Atari, Commodore, Apple.... on Atari's 30th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    I still have my 800XL and run M.U.L.E. on it occasionally when I need a fix.

    Oh, a rich guy, huh? Well, I still have my 600XL, modded up to a whopping 64K ;) (talk about sweating bullets during brain surgery), and it still runs fine. I did have to build a new power supply - those Atari floor warts never did last too long. And contrary to some of the Atari game dissing by some of the other posters, I played River Raid a couple of months ago, and it still rocks.

  25. Re:OpenXP on Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws in XP and WMPlayer · · Score: 1

    And still twenty years to go until the next code review.