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  1. MySQL, my my my!! on MySQL Official GUI Interface · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds like a pretty sweet tool

    mmmmm... sweet, GUI tool.

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    P. Hilton

  2. Invision on Best Web Forums for Businesses? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Invision does all this. pretty darn well.

    What you should do is set up your own external server and charge your company anonymously as a 3rd party. Not only can you get a few bucks, you could also get all of your company's paperwork. You could also pretend to crash it occassionally and automagically retrieve it, thereby ensuring job security.

  3. Re:I can hear faint echoes of my mother..... on Mars Express 3D Image Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You never finish anything! Why don't you go and finish the Earth before you go running off to map some other silly planet?"

    It's because I am from Mars. Women are from Venus.

  4. Another book about style on The Substance of Style · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Strunk and White's Elements of Style addresses the type of verbose writing used in this book review.

    "Avoid needless words."

  5. My thoughts exactly! on Trusted Computing · · Score: 1

    ... prognostications and conclusions reached may not be palatable...

    Except I don't know what that means.

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    GWB

  6. This is the coolest thing ever! on Chinese Experiment Creates Three-Parent Fetuses · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, I thought you said 3 headed fetus.

  7. Re:3D PORN FINALLY!! on 3D Photo Gadget Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. I can almost taste the jizz..

    mom?

  8. Internet for news and general info.. on Is the Internet Your Source of Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    For general news, the internet beats everything hands down.

    I also use it to get general information on most subjects, but...

    For in-depth information on most topics, particularly non-technical subjects, you have to get the books (or journals, or whatever). Of course, you can look up information about these books online.

  9. Boy, will they be disappointed on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The moon isn't really made of cheese, you know.

  10. party school on World Nuclear University Launched · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wanna go there.
    WNU -- it's 'da bomb.

  11. phrase origin on Why VoIP Makes Telecom Regulations Irrelevant · · Score: 5, Funny

    the phrase Internet telephony will sound as archaic as 'horseless carriage' sounds today.

    Well, we used to call it just "net phony", but people kept confusing it with dating services.

  12. Why 261? on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 1

    Their ink cartridge ran out, and they realized that it was cheaper to stop than buy a new one.

  13. Re:Let's start a game... on Bay of Souls · · Score: 1

    These are great! Here's mine.

    Imagine Moby Dick as written by Quentin Tarantino, but without violence. And what if Ahab is actually Tony Orlando only without a moustache. Now imagine instead of a whale, Moby Dick is actually a grilled cheese sandwich, and Ahab catches and eats him. Then you?ll have some idea of what it would be like for Tony Orlando to shave his moustache and eat lunch.

  14. Re:What??? on Top University Rankings for 2004 Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bakersfield Community College!
    Wooh! Wooh! Wooh!

    GoooooOOOOO Salamanders!!!

  15. Typo on Speculations on a Moon Colony · · Score: 4, Funny

    according to a leading lunar scientist

    That was supposed to be "loony" scientist.

  16. I mock the creators on Learning Robots · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey is that a new snakelike robot that uses genetic algorithms to change its motion pattern so that it can still function after sustaining damage in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  17. Re:Measureing a 5 year old on Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could it get to the point where you have a "child" in a super human body?

    We already have this. It's called "Mike Tyson".

  18. Well that would be cool, but... on Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm much rather have a 5 year-old with the capabilities of a robot.

  19. Re:Better reasons. . . on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 1

    Guess I'm slow.
    See, you're not wealthy, and you don't run the country, but...

  20. Paradigm shift on DARPA Looks Beyond Moore's Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    This idea of speeding up processing speed is barking up the wrong tree and ultimately doomed to failure. We need to be focusing our attention on biochemistry and molecular biology. We already have drugs that slow your reaction time, thus making things appear to happen more quickly.

    See, if we get everybody to take xanax or zoloft, there's no limit to how fast computers will appear to be working.

  21. The conversation went like this on Giant Laser Transmutes Nuclear Waste · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kirk: Spock, I know! We'll use your glass laser to destroy our radiocative trash!

    Spock: Captain, that is .... illogical.

  22. Re:Better reasons. . . on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 1

    That's me, sweetcheeks. I have a fascination with the combination of masturbation and sophistication.

  23. Re:Yes and thats what we need. on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 1

    You know you're right! Down with experience! Up with youth and new ideas! Let's shake up those old codgers and toss them out on their wrinkled asses!

    Hey man, we're taking over the student union tomorrow. Pass the word. Groovy.

  24. Re:I don't understand her on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That whole statement she made was just lame. It revealed nothing except that she's a neophyte.

  25. Re:Better reasons. . . on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 0

    To me she comes across as a naive college kid. What was that silliness about "wealthy Republicans" and millionaires not being able to represent the people.