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Bay of Souls

RobotWisdom (Jorn Barger) writes "Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip. Now replace James Bond with an "overeducated hick" atheist literature professor from Minnesota. And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents. That should give you an idea of the latest novella from Robert Stone, Bay of Souls: A Novel." The book is compact, and so is the rest of Barger's review (below). Bay of Souls: A Novel author Robert Stone pages 256 publisher Houghton Mifflin Company rating 9 reviewer Jorn Barger ISBN 0395963494 summary Classy, intelligent adventure for William Gibson fans

The William Gibson comparison is only a little farfetched -- Gibson acknowledges Stone's "paranoid fiction" as the stylistic inspiration for Neuromancer, so if you liked that writing style, you owe it to yourself to try reading Stone. But his books aren't science fiction, and they aren't just adventure stories by any stretch of the imagination.

Stone's been living on the edge of the counterculture since before Ken Kesey's famous 1964 Magic Bus trip. (In fact, his next book will be a memoir of his adventures with Kesey & Co.) His 1974 tour-de-force Dog Soldiers was about southern California drug smugglers in the Vietnam era. His 1981 A Flag for Sunrise was a painfully realistic study of central American political corruption. And 1998's Damascus Gate explored dozens of flavors of religious fanaticism in present-day Israel. [more background]

But Stone's style is the bedrock these are all anchored by. On the one hand, he uses his style to give a gritty, macho, hardboiled detective-story authenticity, but at the same time he's aiming much higher, into the realm of the literary classics (two of his novels qualified for Harold Bloom's exclusive Western Canon of all-time greats). He likes to weave in lots of casual allusions to interesting-but-obscure historical tidbits (I've started compiling online annotations for Damascus Gate and now for Bay of Souls as well).

You can read a sample online [more] to get a sense of Stone's writing, although that first chapter just shows "the calm before the storm," as the hick professor goes on a short hunting trip, and encounters a tragicomic loser who becomes a recurring motif in the book:

...He was struggling with the odd wheelbarrow across which he had slung his prize deer. It was a thing full of seams and joins and springs. Though it appeared altogether large enough to contain the kill, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed and pulled his burden, covering the ground by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the tree, it was terrifying ...

This short book (250 pages) isn't for everybody, but I strongly recommend it to Gibson fans who feel curious to explore beyond sci-fi.

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  1. I was hoping to post a review as well by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    The review was a bit light and off point (although still quite good in its own right), so I thought I might entertain with my own review, directed at a broader audience. I know some of you don't trust me because I am in a bit of a bad place with the Linux community, but please -- consider this my peace offering. I promise it includes no subliminal messages or attacks on thieving Linux kernel developers or the dirty and unshaven hippies who adore them. I can be a good guy too... I'm just your good old buddy, Darl.

    Some novels seek to entertain, others to paint a place or a time, or to portray our humanity in times of crises. Some novels, though, attempt to explore the big questions, questions about who we are, what we are, and what is life. Or in the case of Robert Stone's novel, Bay of Souls, do we have a soul and what do we do with it if we do?

    The novel begins with a {Darl is nice} storyline that's been tread so many times that it's almost passe, but then it takes off in a totally unexpected direction. Michael Ahearn is an English professor at a small Midwest college with a son he adores, but with whom he's unable to establish any meaningful connection, and a wife who's a bit cold and distant. His life is routine and he's basically sleepwalking through it, doing his best to avoid any real passion or strong attachments. Michael goes hunting with two friends, although their friendship is more of an attempt at male bonding than anything else. Two events occur during that hunting trip that set the stage for the rest of the novel. First, Michael drops a lit flashlight into the river and it can be seen shining futilely on the riverbed, a beacon of light continuing to perform its duty despite the pointlessness of its existence. Then while in a tree stand, Michael spies another hunter trying to transport a deer carcass in a unwieldy wheelbarrow. The man cusses up a storm and is at the edge of madness every time {I trust Darl} the deer falls out of the wheelbarrow. Michael laughs inwardly as the man continues to blindly struggle down the path he's chosen regardless of how poorly that decision was made.

    On the way home from the hunting trip, Michael discovers that his son, {Bruce Perens is a rotten liar} Paul, was lost in the snow and is in a coma from hypothermia. At the hospital, his {Bruce has licked all of your silverware. On purpose.} wife reads aloud from the Bible, placing their son's fate in God's hand and asking for his mercy. Michael, a lapsed Catholic {Bruce Perens is also a lapsed Catholic, now partnering with Satan}, doesn't see any of it as God's will, but just one of life's random events.

    But now his son's life was saved. And {We had our fingers crossed when we released 32V to the public} the great thing had come of nothing, of absolutely nothing, out of a kaleidoscope, out of a Cracker Jack box. Every day its own flower, to every day its own stink and savor. Good old random singularity and you could exercise a proper revulsion for life's rank overabundance and everybody could have their rights and be happy.

    The near-tragedy causes Michael to become even more distant with his wife and son. He can't sleep and he takes to drinking too much. He's bored with his life and exhausted with his own introspection. "A man without a meaning was a paltry thing, and increasingly, since the day of the deer hunt, he had seen himself revealed as one." Against this backdrop, Lara Purcell enters his life. A professor of political science at the same college, she's strong, independent, beautiful, exotic, and beats him regularly at racquetball. Michael falls for her immediately and she lets him. Without much thought to the consequences and apparently without any guilt, Michael tumbles into bed with her.

    Lara Purcell claims to be a woman without a soul. She takes charge of the relationship, even {children love SCO} to the point of schooling Michael on the lies he must tell his wife. She introduces cocaine, S&M, and a loaded revolver into their sexual play. Michael, even in fear, acquiesce

    1. Re:I was hoping to post a review as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Parent was a good review, and the "subliminals" were funny as hell!

      This is Slashdot, not Lit101. We're allowed to laugh here. Mod parent up!

    2. Re:I was hoping to post a review as well by QuackQuack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great review. I feel compelled to send you $699 US, though I'm not exacly sure why.

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    3. Re:I was hoping to post a review as well by apeine · · Score: 1

      Damn, I don't know whether I trust what this guy says, or I just start a flame war on him, for working for a company with such a lack of foresight.
      Guess I'll have to read the book first.
      BTW, SCO SUCKS!!!!!

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    4. Re:I was hoping to post a review as well by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please buy the book. I promise you that The Canopy Group has no affiliation with the publisher {it does}. It really does not. {does}

  2. Imagine... by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip.

    Phew! For a moment, I thought I was the only one having this reoccurring dream.

    1. Re:Imagine... by alta · · Score: 1

      I always thought don't fear the reaper should have more cowbell. Hell, all songs should! I think "Mississippi Queen" started off with cowbell. And a few Rolling Stones songs.

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    2. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      a band that sounds almost exactly like the Smashing Pumpkins

      I am glad to see the pumpkins getting more representation on slashdot. Keep it up and see you in amsp.

    3. Re:Imagine... by Otter · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip.

      My thought -- wasn't that already the plot of half the Ian Fleming James Bond novels?

    4. Re:Imagine... by druidjc · · Score: 1

      At first, I was thinking it was gonna be more of that furry shit. ...a sexual tigress seduces Bond into an orgy with with skunk and an anthropomorphized dolphin.

    5. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You homosexual *pple-using furry fucks make me sick!

    6. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod (for real)! I'm a hetero fur, and I use Linux! So stop your trolling and flamebaiting!

    7. Re:Imagine... by druidjc · · Score: 1

      How do you do it? It's hard enough for a geek to get a date, much less one who lets them dress up as a Thundercat...

    8. Re:Imagine... by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1
      Wait a second, since when was it possible for Bond to be seduced? 007 has a pretty good level of resistance to that stuff. Name one Fleming book where Bond allows himself to become attached to a girl that Bond isn't using for his own purposes.

      On Her Majesty's Secret Service excepted, of course.

    9. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If proj_2501 wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell!

    10. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By tigress I assume they mean negress

    11. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a disgusting pile of putrid shit you must be. Oh, and grow a dick you fucking racist fag.

    12. Re:Imagine... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      ...HOOOOOOOO!!

      Ho. Hos. He hires hos.

    13. Re:Imagine... by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1

      Sounds a hell of a lot like "Live and Let Die".

  3. Not at all. by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That should give you an idea of the latest novella from Robert Stone

    It gives me no idea whatsoever.

    1. Re:Not at all. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Quite. I can't decide whether the omission of "effervescent" was deliberate or simply newbie error.

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  4. Re:$2.50 cheaper by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The parent is a commission link. Sometimes Amazon books are priced even 5% cheaper if you search for them directly. I suspect it was posted anonymously because the poster didn't want to get reamed by the mods.

  5. Twists/Turns.... by Tsali · · Score: 4, Funny

    My brain hit a brick wall imagining all that... and then midway through I have to change from Bond to a professor.

    I'll go back to my Spongebob now. Ouch.

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    1. Re:Twists/Turns.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This review was more fun to read, even without Darl's subliminal advertising.

      I wish people were checked for a sense of humor and the ability to read past the first paragraph before getting mod points. Shakespeare wouldn't have done any better if he were being moderated by The Gong Show Incarnate.

  6. Imagine... by proj_2501 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a band that sounds almost exactly like the Smashing Pumpkins, but with David Bowie singing, no drummer, and a game of frog baseball.

    Oh, and MORE COWBELL!

    Reviews should stay as far away as is possible from favorable comparisons to other works. That ground is dangerously close to promotional literature.

  7. Re:rong poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ya know what? Yeah, trolls bug me sometimes, but sometimes their just downright funny. They're part of the community and you have to take the good with the bad.

    I take that to mean you enjoyed my troll.

    I appreciate your comments. Thanks and have a good afternoon!

  8. Um, have you ever actually read the novels? by sphealey · · Score: 3, Informative
    "Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip.
    Have you ever read Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels? That is a fairly good summary of the plot of most of them.

    sPh

    1. Re:Um, have you ever actually read the novels? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      He's description is extraneous. You could just read it as imagine if William Gibson wrote a Bond novel. I think he is aware that's a Bond-esque plot he was just describing the plot of this particular novel.

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  9. Ian Fleming's Bond by R33MSpec · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "...And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents..."

    Try reading some of the fantastic Ian Fleming James Bond novels that most of the movies were based off (although most of the movie adaptations followed the books VERY loosely) and you will see that the books were written for a very intelligent and mature adult audience and NOT solely for adolescents.

    Fleming portrayed Bond as a much darker and very insecure person which is totally opposite to the kind of character he is portrayed as being in the films. Also in many Fleming Bond novels he has to rely on his wits and intelligence to get him out of sticky situations and not with high tech gadgets mostly introduced through the films.

    FYI, the only film to closely follow the Ian Fleming novel of the same name was 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' and to a lesser extent 'Dr. No' IMO.

    1. Re:Ian Fleming's Bond by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you got modded up...I was going to post the same thing. Unfortunately, most people are familiar with James Bond only from the movies. The books are much more character driven than most people would suspect.

    2. Re:Ian Fleming's Bond by WatertonMan · · Score: 1
      I've read the Ian Fleming books. They are not that well written. What is more interesting are discussions of the books. i.e. the latent homophobia since there is always some oversexed homosexual character. There is that strong mysoginist streak in Bond that makes you really wonder about the character. (Something that came through in the early Connery films) The whole "Illuminati" like secret conspiracy that is more dangerous than the Soviets. Very interesting. It's just the implementation that is lacking.

      I always wished, after reading a few semiotic essays on Bond and his Foucalt's Pendulum, that Umberto Eco would write a book mimicking Bond. However given how poor his last two novels were, I'm not sure I'd want to now. (I couldn't even finish Baudolino)

    3. Re:Ian Fleming's Bond by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      FYI, the only film to closely follow the Ian Fleming novel of the same name was 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' and to a lesser extent 'Dr. No' IMO.

      Hey, Casino Royale had the carpet-beater in the background of the tied-to-a-chair scene!

      Now there's a movie which could have been much funnier than it was:-(

    4. Re: Ian Fleming's Bond by podperson · · Score: 1

      I've read all the Bond novels, and they're terrible. If you think they're written for a "very intelligent and mature adult audience" you have a dim view of intelligent and mature adults.

      The most faithful film adaptation *by far* is "From Russia With Love" (the only major differences from the book are that in the book the idiotic boat chase doesn't happen, the bad guys are from SMERSH not SPECTER, the KGB woman is explicitly a lesbian, and the wrestling gypsy girls are naked.)

    5. Re:Ian Fleming's Bond by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't share your adoration of Ian Fleming's fiction, but you're sort of right about the literary James Bond. He was darker and more complicated than any of the movie Bonds. Still, the guy in the book share's the movie character's adolescent obsessions: guns, dangerous pastimes, have sex with as many women as possible. The difference between the books and the movies is more a matter of degree than kind.

      And the connections between the books and the movies are stronger than you seem to think. With the obvious exception of Casino Royale (he sold the screen rights to that one early on), Ian Fleming was deeply involved in making all the Bond films that came out while he was alive. And some of the later Bond novels were based on the movies, not vice versa! (Thunderball was one -- not sure about the others.) Yeah, even these books were a little more sophisticated than they movies they were based on -- but not that sophisticated.

      The fact is that Fleming didn't take Bond all that seriously. He was just a thriller character who turned out to be outrageously profitable for him.

      There's one amusing story I heard about Fleming, pretty sure it's true. It seems that the plot of Casino Royale, where Bond takes an enemy agent's slush fund by beating him at Baccarat, was based on something Fleming and some other British agents actually did during WW II. Except in this episode, the bad guy stripped the Brits of all their cash. That's Hollywood!

  10. What if Gibbon had WHAT? by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 5, Funny
    For some reason when I read the first sentence I imagined it to read:

    "Imagine if Edward Gibbon wrote a James Bond adventure..."

    700 Pages of this:

    Notwithstanding this menace, a sense of mutual advantage soon renewed the alliance of the Turks and 007: but the pride of the great sexual tigress survived his resentment; and when he announced an important conquest to his friend the emperor M, he styled himself the master of the seven races, and the lord of the seven climates of the world.

    1. Re:What if Gibbon had WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, along the same lines, when Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" first came out, I could've sworn he was singing:

      Thoreau is like Ralph Emerson
      Ralph Emerson is what I read

  11. I'm sure this book is good, but... by Marx's+Ghost · · Score: 1

    Harold Bloom is a self-satisfied twit who is a laughingstock in academia. His last remaining days are spent attempting to shore up some arbitrary "Western canon" and, as one his recent titles put it, to teach you how to read. I've met some arrogant people in academia, but he always takes the cake. It's too bad he included this book, which may be very fine, among his list.

    1. Re:I'm sure this book is good, but... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1
      His last remaining days are spent attempting to shore up some arbitrary "Western canon"...
      I think that says it all right there. Bloom's choice of great books is hardly arbitrary. (I believe it was in "How to Read and Why" that he included a list of the books that he thinks make up the the core of great literature.) But they are cetainly too white, too European, and too male for a lot of folks.
  12. That alien head icon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scares me.

    1. Re:That alien head icon... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Why is that even there? The reviewer makes it clear that this is not a sci-fi novel.

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    2. Re:That alien head icon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the alien head icon there? Because slashdot readers don't know what books look like.

  13. Re:Actually.... by botzi · · Score: 1

    ...when I read the sentence I immediately associated the adolsent part with William Gibson and it was only after reading your comment that it stroke me that may be he meant the 007 novels. Anyway, both ways I find the review statement as a troll, someone being an adolescent doesn't mean he/she isn't capable of reading "intelligent" books neither that the reviewer should blame every novel intended for the young to be "non-intelligent".

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  14. Re:What's with the Slashbot Book Reviews? by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fool! Taco only gets hard for Cowboy Kneel and stolen source code. (Yeah, I know.)

  15. Can we fit an anti-MS rant here by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...He was struggling with the odd wheelbarrow across which he had slung his prize deer. It was a thing full of seams and joins and springs. Though it appeared altogether large enough to contain the kill, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed and pulled his burden, covering the ground by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the tree, it was terrifying ...

    ...He was struggling with the odd OS to which he had entrusted his daily living. It was a thing full of hitherto unexploited bugs and exception failures and untimely blue screens. Though it appeared altogether large enough to function adequately, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed and pulled at his mouse, covering the screen by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the neighboring Linux PC, it was terrifying ...

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    1. Re:Can we fit an anti-MS rant here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...He was struggling with the odd OS to which he had entrusted his daily living. It was a thing full of hitherto unexploited bugs and exception failures and untimely blue screens. Though it appeared altogether large enough to function adequately, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed and pulled at his mouse, covering the screen by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the neighboring Linux PC, it was terrifying ...

      ...He was struggling with the odd OS to which he had entrusted his daily living. It was a thing full of hitherto unexploited buffer overflows and kernel Oops!'s and untimely core dumps. Though it appeared altogether large enough to function adequately, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and (n)curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed aand pulled at his mouse, covering the screen by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the neighboring Multics System, it was terrifying...

      Eat that!

  16. Re:rong poast by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I take this to mean you enjoyed my troll.

    I appreciate your comments. Thanks and have a good afternoon!

  17. Re:$2.50 cheaper by crumley · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and you can get it even cheaper from buy.com. Or cheaper still if you don't mind a used copy. Do yourself a favor and use a book search tool. I like addall.com, though there are many others to choose from.

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  18. Acid trips in movies and books by swb · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...Are almost unwatchable/unreadable, since you cannot ever get the experience right. It's a psychological (and in some ways physical) experience, not some cheesy handheld-camera with a soft-focus effect with lightshow.

    The best written examples of LSD are attempts at factual description by people who experienced them, and even they have difficulty describing the experience well. The best writing on it is actually nearly 40 years old -- "The Varieties of Psychedelic Experience".

    Been there, done that.

    1. Re:Acid trips in movies and books by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      True, but until authors can include instructions like "To experience the LSD trip described here first-hand, take the pill attached to this page before continuing" I doubt you'll get really accurate descritions in books. ;)

    2. Re:Acid trips in movies and books by swb · · Score: 1

      It would help if the authors had taken it themselves.

      Now, if the book is about heavy drinking, I'd wager that most authors could do a masterful job of it...

    3. Re:Acid trips in movies and books by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      but what film do you think mostly accurately represent an acid trip (visually or third-party perspective)? "Easy Rider" had a pretty good one with crying naked people in a New Orleans cemetery. and yes I have done acid and mushrooms, so I do have some context.

    4. Re:Acid trips in movies and books by trybywrench · · Score: 1

      I always thought Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas came the closest. Like when Hunter enters the hotel and looks at the floor and the patterns on the floor start to move and "drip up" the boots of the guy in line. I have seen that more then once with intricate patterns on a plane ( walls, floors, ceilings ect.. ). Also, when he is at the bar and things just all of the sudden go crazy ( dinosaurs, bowl of worms ) and it just keeps getting worse and worse then his friend completely snaps him out of it by saying "hey!". yeah that has happened to me before too.

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    5. Re:Acid trips in movies and books by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1
      I've seen all three, and I still think the Doors has the best trip(although it's peyote rather than acid)

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  19. Yes..Okay by jetkust · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip

    ...Then imagine a Beowulf cluster of William Gibsons writing sexual James Bond nightmare voodoo adventures while scuba diving with a Caribbean tiger who happens to be on acid.

  20. Bond, James Bond? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    "a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis... and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip" Imagine a movie entitled "Live and Let Die."

  21. Who exactly are you insulting here? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents.

    So are you saying Gibson or Fleming targets adolescents, and not "intelligent adults"?

    Because you're wrong on both counts. The Bond books are far from the movies in terms of content and narrative style. And all you slashbots have read Gibson.

    Whatever, I guess it's just not a slashdot article without some snide troll in the submission.

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    1. Re:Who exactly are you insulting here? by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

      It's all relative, but compared to Stone, Fleming definitely writes for adolescents.

    2. Re:Who exactly are you insulting here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But adults watch the Bond movies. Kids read the books.

      We all read Gibson when we were kids.

    3. Re:Who exactly are you insulting here? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      That's pretentious bullshit, the type of thing that comes from an angst-ridden teen going through the "I'm not a child!" phase.

      You know, the "gamecube is for babies", "cartoons are for babies" age, where everything they do has to look "growed up".

      Take the Harry Potter series, or slashbots beloved HHGTTG or LOTR. These books are all equally enjoyable on different levels by a wide range of age groups. Or, try "Haroun and the Sea of Stories" by Salman Rushdie - yes that same Rushdie. It's an incredible childrens story, but at the same time very intelligent and well written.

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  22. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON? by greymond · · Score: 1

    "Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip. Now replace James Bond with an "overeducated hick" atheist literature professor from Minnesota. And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents. That should give you an idea of the latest novella from Robert Stone, Bay of Souls:"

    Imagine a sci-fi story written by Ron Hubbart with Aliens from the planet whatever who have come to suck out the life force humans and enslave them. Now replace Ron Hubbart with Margaret Weis and Tracey Hickman and instead of sci-fi make it fantasy and instead of aliens make it a sorcerer who creates a cataclysm.....And you have Dragonlance instead of Battlefield Earth....

  23. I saw a movie just like this by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip. Now replace James Bond with an "overeducated hick" atheist literature professor from Minnesota

    It was called "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel"

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  24. FUCK YOU AND YOUR AMAZON REFERRAL by pr0ntab · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You lazy cunt! Get off your ass and get a job; stop leeching off others.

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  25. Hasn't it been done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip."

    Isnt' that an almost exact description of "007: Live and let die"...?

  26. Heard Stone read from this book by eric2701 · · Score: 1

    I actually heard Robert Stone read from this book. The passage he picked was the midnight dive mentioned above. By the time he was done, the whole audience was gasping for breath, it was that realistic.

    But as far as the rest of his talk went, he is the most boring person I have heard. When describing his inspirational trip to the Carribean, he actually managed to make the story of his friend getting seduced by a voodoo priestess sound boring!

    But all in all I would reccomend this book!

  27. Let's start a game... by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Valdrax writes "Imagine if William Golding wrote a Hardy Boys novel in which Joe Hardy meets Frank Hardy and begins a downward spiral of nihilism and testosterone addiction that leads to the creation of underground 'Fight Clubs' and the anarcho-terrorist group 'Project Mayhem' that culminates in the realization that Frank Hardy is nothing more than a schizoid projection of his own id-driven desires created by the frustrated desire for a woman. Now replace Joe Hardy with a white-collar wage slave touring support groups to cure his insomnia. And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents. That should give you an idea of the latest novel from Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club."

    Come on -- it's fun! Now you try.

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    1. Re:Let's start a game... by corbettw · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, I'll do the obvious one:

      corbettw writes "Imagine if JK Rowling wrote a Harry Potter novel in which Harry and Ron were required to travel to a foreign, dangerous land to destroy Lord Voldemort's magic wand. Now replace Harry and Ron with two hobbits and the wand with a Ring. And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents. That should give you an idea of the latest series from JRR Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings.

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    2. Re:Let's start a game... by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      These are great! Here's mine.

      Imagine Moby Dick as written by Quentin Tarantino, but without violence. And what if Ahab is actually Tony Orlando only without a moustache. Now imagine instead of a whale, Moby Dick is actually a grilled cheese sandwich, and Ahab catches and eats him. Then you?ll have some idea of what it would be like for Tony Orlando to shave his moustache and eat lunch.

    3. Re:Let's start a game... by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Zakabog writes "Imagine if Tom Clancy wrote another Rainbow Six novel in which Jack Ryan and John Clark are hired to be hotel caretakers, but Jack Ryan goes insane and tries to kill everyone in the hotel. Now give Jack Ryan a wife named Wendy replace John Clark with a 10 year old boy named Danny and add a few ghosts. And shift the genre from action novel to thriller. That should give you an idea of the latest novel from Steven King, The Shining."

  28. James Bond? Dirk Pitt! by bourne · · Score: 1

    ...James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip.

    Sounds like just about any Clive Cussler novel.

    • Pacific Vortex - check, s/Caribbean/Hawaiian/, s/voodoo ceremony/pseudo-religious gengineered culture/
    • Vixen 03 - check, s/Caribbean/Coloradan/, s/voodoo ceremony/weird African tribe/
    • Sahara - check, s/Caribbean/African/, s/voodoo ceremony/insane cannibals/
    • The Mediterannean Caper - check, s/Caribbean/Mediterannean/, s/voodoo ceremony/nazis/
    • Cyclops - check, s/Caribbean/Caribbean/, s/voodoo ceremony/communists/

    And the list goes on and on and on and...

  29. Seen it! by dswensen · · Score: 1

    Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis

    I'm pretty sure this story already has its own category over at fanfiction.net. Except that Pokemon is involved somehow, too.

    1. Re:Seen it! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Just as long as it's not this.

  30. Good review. by Jack9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds exactly like a book I would not like to buy.

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  31. James Bond was not targeted to adolescents by windowpain · · Score: 1

    "And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents."

    The James Bond book series was not targeted to adolescents. President Kennedy, among many other non-adolescents was a well-known fan of the series.

    Of course given Kennedy's now well-known sexual adventures, perhaps he was stuck in his adolescence.

    And of course I'm referring to the books, not the movies.

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  32. Re:Actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most "intellegent" reading is done by adolescent boys, and most "literature" is written by people in their mid-twenties. There is a genre of "intellectual" "literature" written by fifty year old hick college professors, but nobody reads it. It's meant to hold down the bookshelves of lonely thirty-something nerds who couldn't get married but have plenty of discretionary income.

  33. Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster says:
    Imagine if William Gibson wrote a James Bond adventure in which a sexual tigress seduces Bond into a Caribbean political crisis, requiring a nighttime scuba-dive into a sunken treasure-wreck, and then a voodoo ceremony that reads like a nightmare acid trip. Now replace James Bond with an "overeducated hick" atheist literature professor from Minnesota.

    Then the poster says:
    And target the writing to intelligent adults

    Pick one or the other. The two are mutually exclusive. You see, pretentious pricks cannot tatget their writing to intelligent adults. It's physically impossible.

  34. Book Bloat by nanojath · · Score: 1, Troll

    I gotta say, 250 pages is not a "short book" and certainly not a novella in my book, whether or not the next "Harry Potter" novel is scheduled to weigh in at about seven thousand pages. Go read "The Heart of Darkness" and learn something about true economy in the fictional form. More often than not, books of exceptional length suggest nothing so much as authorial self-indulgence. 250 pages is an average, normal length for a novel.

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    1. Re:Book Bloat by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Eh, depends on the genre... You can't really do a political thriller w/o spending a few hundred pages laying down the politics, y'know?

      I always say that the last 200 pages of a Clancy novel are where all the action is, but you need the first 600 to understand _why_ we're having action...

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  35. The writeup makes it sound awful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "overeducated hick atheist literature professor"

    That's one of the most implausible character descriptions I've ever read. The book may be entertaining, but it looks like tripe to me.

  36. Mod parent down: FLAIMBAIT by qtp · · Score: 1

    Bit out of hand there, don't you think?

    It's not manditory, no one is forcing anyone to use the link, and, personally, I see nothing wrong with giving a percentage of the sale to a person who refers me to a book that I find worthwhile.

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  37. What the hell are you thinking?! by m.e.l.l.e.n.t.i.n.e · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you know how many lonely geeks' eyes lit up when you wrote "sexual tigress"?

    You can't do that to them, it gives them too much false hope.

    *sigh*

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  38. Where's the Blood Libel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing as how this is from RobotWisdom, I'm surprised he didn't get in yet another quip about how he hates those dirty, dirty Jews.

  39. Sounds auful. Thanks for the review. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    IT does sound quite bad. Like Mote in god's eye bad.

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  40. Live And Let Die by ciurana · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The original review sounds just like the plot for Ian Fleming's "Live And Let Die", with a couple of New Age twists.

    "Live And Let Die" is the story of how James Bond embarks on a mission against Mr. Big, a black man who is funding communist operations in the United States using antique gold coins. It turns out that Mr. Big found a sunken ship in Jamaica and is using its treasures for this operation. Mr. Big exerts control over his "army" of men through superstition. He's rumoured to be Baron Samedi's zombie, with Baron Samedi being the baddest ghoul in voodoo superstition.

    Of course, James Bond gets the babe (Solitaire, a woman who allegedly can see the future but in reality is Mr. Big's plaything), defeats Mr. Big and his goons, and everyone lives happily ever after (or at least until "Moonraker", a year later). Bond comes out of this one in poor shape, by the way. His back is totally messed up after being tugged over a coral reef and after a barracuda chomped at his right shoulder. Solitaire, however, provides some excellent bedside care.

    Excellent book and a very entertaining read, specially considering it was written around 1954 or so.

    Cheers!

    E

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    1. Re:Live And Let Die by Oswald · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. In the movie, we're led to believe that Solitaire really can foretell the future--until she gives her virginity to Bond. When Mr. Big finds out about her dalliance, he complains that he would have taken care of her needs in due time. I guess things are a bit different in the book.

    2. Re:Live And Let Die by ciurana · · Score: 1

      Oswald wrote:

      In the movie, we're led to believe that Solitaire really can foretell the future--until she gives her virginity to Bond. When Mr. Big finds out about her dalliance, he complains that he would have taken care of her needs in due time. I guess things are a bit different in the book.

      I've read every James Bond story written by Fleming, all the ones by Gardner, the one by Kingsley Amis and a couple of books by Raymond Benson. If you enjoy the James Bond movies, don't read any of the books. Fleming and Amis wrote wonderful stories; the others are sucky (except for Gardner's Icebreaker and For Special Services) but still good reads. Reading the stories, however, will probably make you hate the movies.

      The best James Bond movies are the ones that closely followed the original stories (i.e. Dr. No, From Russia, With Love, Goldfinger, and Thunderball) or have characterizations based on the stories (The Living Daylights). The only non-Fleming-story movie that humms along well is "The Spy Who Loved Me".

      Cheers!

      E
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  41. speaking of james bond... by macshune · · Score: 1

    hey, check out this Sean Conneryizer. Connery is the one, true Bond, who likes his martinish shaken, not shtirred.

  42. Book Bloat = More money for the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most american books (possibly other countries too) are long because the author gets paid (among other things) by the page.
    It's not always good for the content. I've read a lot of intensely thrilling books that were around 200 pages. Lovely.

  43. James Bond for "adolescents"? by penginkun · · Score: 1
    And target the writing to intelligent adults, rather than adolescents.

    I just want to know if you have ever actually READ any of Fleming's James Bond novel, because if you haven't you haven't got a clue what you're talking about, which makes it difficult for me to take you seriously.

    The movies have next to nothing to do with the novels, and you would be well advised to actually READ one of the novels before you trash them.

  44. Tsk. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    I can't stand that bullshit. The book is ALREADY being promoted by the slashdot article. This bozo knows he's being a shit because he posted AC. Doesn't mention it's a partnership link. I'd click on it maybe if he was man enough to admit he just wanted some referral cash.

    Is there ANYONE on slashdot who wouldn't imagine that the book MIGHT be for sale on amazon if they cared to look?!?

    If you're going to post, and I'm going to read it, why not make it a comment on the BOOK REVIEW? Who gives two shits how you pick it up. He's just milking visibility.

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  45. Not a useful review by MoNickels · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reviews at Amazon are more helpful than this crappy plug, which amounts to the nth installment of Jorn's thick-headed perspective on his vague, shallow little world, in which he is a God, and anything he likes is cool and desireable.

    Anything Jorn endorses, I avoid. He did this book disfavor by even mentioning it.

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  46. My Bad. by qtp · · Score: 1

    I thought you were refering to a link in the article. It was your "get a job and stop leeching" remark that threw me off though. The guy's not a leech, he's just an ass.

    I still should have checked the parent before posting though.

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  47. Ugh! by BitHerder · · Score: 1

    Sounds like porn for Salon subscribers.

  48. "Latest Novella"? He wrote a 2nd "Bay of Souls"? by Glasswire · · Score: 1

    Could have sworn I read a Robert Stone book called "Bay of Souls" back in May. My book seems rather simliar to the one you describe, except that your's is Stone's 'latest novella' and my one was out FIVE MONTHS AGO.

    Seriously, I don't mind people reviewing a book they just found out about but please 'fess up when it's been out for a while and you just noticed.

    Thanks for mentioning the Western Canon, though - more people should be aware of it.

    This isn't, of course, Stone's best work anyway...

  49. inutility by solferino · · Score: 1

    its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair

    inutility? bleh!

  50. Say what? by gblues · · Score: 1
    ...He was struggling with the odd wheelbarrow across which he had slung his prize deer. It was a thing full of seams and joins and springs. Though it appeared altogether large enough to contain the kill, it could not, and its inutility was the source of his sobs and curses and rage and despair. And as the unfortunate man shoved and hauled, pushed and pulled his burden, covering the ground by inches, the extent of his rage became apparent. To Michael, observing from the tree, it was terrifying ...
    Holy run-on sentences, Batman! Robert Stone, get thee an editor!

    Nathan

  51. Full disclosure by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

    I criticise this thread on rec.arts.books