I remember watching my brother show me his 386 with sound. Dr. Sbiatso and all that. It so blew me away that I saved every dime and got a 486 with a video capture card, sound card, modem, blah blah blah. Cost me $3,500 For two years, every almost waking spare moment I had was spent on that machine.
That experience made me what I am today. A Slashdot geek with an old 486.
Man, I thought I was a dork, but I stand humbled in the presence of a math book reviewer. I thought my star trek fanzine and degree in robotics had me prepared, but in one swift book review, all my nerdly accomplishments are like ashes in the wind.
Seriously...who listens to the rubbish that passes for (music) radio these days?
Well excuse me, Captain Pompousolous. No, of course none of the uber Slashdot readers would ever actually listen to RADIO.
If you're not streaming indie og's on your 802.11g network to your home-built audio appliance, well, you're just a SHEEP. baaa baa baa
As a matter of fact, I feel so strongly about this, I'm going to refuse to actually get a life, and instead will spend all day in my mom's basement. That will show those record companies.
Clock speed is good, but what I look for in a processor is that ephemeral processor attitude. Can I show it off to friends? Will my mother thinkk it's cute, or is it a little... dangerous? I want a processor that says something about me. That I'm a rebel that won't take no for an answer. That I'm cool without trying. If a processor can't do that for me, well I'm just not interested.
SK: d00d, I just got sentenced to death. l4Mer: sux0r SK: At least I'm going to die for something important. l4Mer: I'll sell you one of my lives. PayPal me.
"The best weblogging system is one that doesn't let lame people talk about themselves. Search enginges should ignore them too."
"Hey don't be so stuck up. I blog for fun. If you don't want to read it, don't. Besides, lots of people like reading about me massaging my mom's feet."
It is very important to use the carrot instead of the stick approach. First, get him the most advanced workstation you can afford as well as a 21" monitor minimum. Make sure he takes plenty of breaks, and when he does well, reward him with something nice like a trip to the zoo or a soothing massage. Above all, have fun TOGETHER!
I remember watching my brother show me his 386 with sound. Dr. Sbiatso and all that. It so blew me away that I saved every dime and got a 486 with a video capture card, sound card, modem, blah blah blah. Cost me $3,500 For two years, every almost waking spare moment I had was spent on that machine.
That experience made me what I am today. A Slashdot geek with an old 486.
I've been outnerded.
Man, I thought I was a dork, but I stand humbled in the presence of a math book reviewer. I thought my star trek fanzine and degree in robotics had me prepared, but in one swift book review, all my nerdly accomplishments are like ashes in the wind.
Seriously...who listens to the rubbish that passes for (music) radio these days?
Well excuse me, Captain Pompousolous. No, of course none of the uber Slashdot readers would ever actually listen to RADIO.
If you're not streaming indie og's on your 802.11g network to your home-built audio appliance, well, you're just a SHEEP. baaa baa baa
As a matter of fact, I feel so strongly about this, I'm going to refuse to actually get a life, and instead will spend all day in my mom's basement. That will show those record companies.
Ah, for the days of sitting in Dad's lap, watching HeeHaw, admiring the cowgirls.
"..watching HeeHaw"? My dad and I did the same thing, but we called it "spanking Monkey".
You can pick your nose, and you can drop your files to your friend, but you can't pick and drop your friends and put a file in your nose.
Or someting like that. It's really early.
If you have all this scientific information just kind of floating around, you have the very real danger of contaminating political agendas.
Clock speed is good, but what I look for in a processor is that ephemeral processor attitude. Can I show it off to friends? Will my mother thinkk it's cute, or is it a little ... dangerous? I want a processor that says something about me. That I'm a rebel that won't take no for an answer. That I'm cool without trying. If a processor can't do that for me, well I'm just not interested.
A hot computer on my lap is the only action I get.
Oh, you must be referring to the Pneumatic Integrating Summarizing System Differentiator. (PISSeD) It is cool. Messy, but cool.
SCO let them run Linux without having to pay that licensing fee.
mmmmm, buffalo spam.
SK: d00d, I just got sentenced to death.
l4Mer: sux0r
SK: At least I'm going to die for something important.
l4Mer: I'll sell you one of my lives. PayPal me.
How have you dealt with such clients who fail to see the difference between a shoddy rush job and real quality?
Well, what I always do is
1. pout
2. kick my dog
3. drink
4. be curt and surly to my wife
5. think about whining to Slashdot
Maybe some can't tell the difference with their lousy computer speakers, but to a real audiophile, music sounds much better with a broadcast flag.
It's like salt for music. You don't have to have it, it's just better with it.
"The best weblogging system is one that doesn't let lame people talk about themselves. Search enginges should ignore them too."
"Hey don't be so stuck up. I blog for fun. If you don't want to read it, don't. Besides, lots of people like reading about me massaging my mom's feet."
This article is just full of errors. I have lots of albums, and NONE of them weigh more than a pound.
Lets just outsource all our test grading to Indiana too.
" Ogg, ogg ogg. Ogg oggity ogg ogg!"
Jeopardy question:
What is Hellen Keller's favorite animal?
I've got just the name. XXXcell
That way it will get distributed on the P2P networks a lot faster.
She puts the "purr" in "purrs-asian".
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Murray Povitz
We already have robots that make bad art. They're called "network executives".
If I had a petabyte me in a silo, I woulda shoota it in the head!
Further investigation reveals that the Democrats were using Usenet for their correspondence.
It is very important to use the carrot instead of the stick approach. First, get him the most advanced workstation you can afford as well as a 21" monitor minimum. Make sure he takes plenty of breaks, and when he does well, reward him with something nice like a trip to the zoo or a soothing massage. Above all, have fun TOGETHER!
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Michael Jackson
I use JPEG XP.