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  1. Follow the money- plan sponsored by drug companies on More on Oregon and GPS-tracked Gas Taxes · · Score: 1

    Sales of antacids skyrocket.

  2. Re:I'm SO Ashamed! on CUPS - Common Unix Printing System · · Score: 1

    "man mobydick"

    I think you just gave me my new pornstar name.

  3. Tutorial on Correcting Lens Aberrations in Digital Photography? · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Grip each eyeball firmly between your middle fingers and thumbs.

    2. With your forefingers at 9:00 (left) and 3:00 (right), press firmly against each eye. Distortion should now be minimized.

    3. Should blindness occur, trim fingernails and repeat with alternate eyeballs.

  4. Re:Bullshit on More on Futuremark and nVidia · · Score: 1

    This is politics at its worst, and I'm calling bullshit.

    You're calling bullshit? Okay, you can have it. I call the last piece of pie.

    Why would anyone call bullshit? It tastes like, well you know.

  5. In the spirit of Bill Clinton on More on Futuremark and nVidia · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not cheating if you don't get caught.

    Oh, I did get caught?

    No, I didn't. Let's move on, shall we?

  6. Nice try, Junior! on Methods for Bypassing Faulty VChips? · · Score: 4, Funny

    We know you're really 9 years old. You're going to have to wait a few years before we'll let you watch "The View".

  7. Re:Well ... let's see here ... on CUPS - Common Unix Printing System · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ha ha ha. My thoughts exactly.

    No, no. Don't buy a book. Shoot, if you can't make sense of the man's, then why not just write your own Unix printing system? Come on, real men don't need books.

    This makes about as much sense as asking if you should buy "Moby Dick" or a Bible since they're in public domain.

  8. Re:LUNIX on CUPS - Common Unix Printing System · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you sir, are an idiot!

    Well, at least you're polite when you abuse people.

  9. I want on a "Please Call Me" list on FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration · · Score: 4, Funny

    It gets kind of lonely here in my basement playing Quake and massaging my mom's feet.

  10. I wanna go to hacker academy on North Korea's School For Hackers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear the parties are outrageous. And the babez? Out of control!

  11. Re:Good for them... on TiVo To Sell Customer Data · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Howzabout...

    If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

    or

    I might be boring, but I sure am stupid.

  12. Re:Good for them... on TiVo To Sell Customer Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully if they can sustain enough income from this, they can drop their monthly fee

    Right.... and monkeys will fly out of my butt. And hell? That's right. Frozen over.

  13. There's plenty of diversity on the radio on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like all kinds of music.
    As long as the radio plays both top-40 and pop, it doesn't really matter to me.

  14. Re:My question... on Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    fat kid swinging a lightsaber

    Hee hee. That's not a lightsaber. I'm just happy to see you.

  15. Re:Before and After... on Telecommunication Customer Service Worldwide · · Score: 4, Funny

    The name may change, but the suck remains the same.

    So not true.

    Get married. When her name changes, the suck will be a lot less frequent.

  16. Re:Name calling? on DeCSS Arguments in CA Supreme Court Case · · Score: 1

    Looks like the industry is so desperate, they have to resort to name calling and hollow accusations.

    I agree! The industry is just a big bunch of.... jerks! Yeah, jerks! And I heard they do all kinds of illegal things. All the time!

  17. Slim Jims on DeCSS Arguments in CA Supreme Court Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can buy slim jims at my local auto parts store.

  18. Hard copies of everything on 3 Major HD Makers Recalling Drives? [UPDATED] · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why I print out copies of everything once my drive is over half full. For video, I print each frame individually. For music, I print out the lyrics and sheet music for each song. I haven't quite figured out what to do about games though. Every time I play one, I have a whole different batch of screenshots to print.

    Oh well, I'm sure the inkjet manufacturers will figure something out.

  19. Re:Comfort on Might Mars Contain Life? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what is scarier: that we are alone in the universe - or that we are not alone in the universe.

    I think it was Sagan that said it depends on whether their old ladies wear stretch pants.

  20. a riddle on A Supernova In Red/Blue Plaid, Please · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Q: What's the difference between a supernova factory cluster and Wil Wheaton's sex life?

    A: In their cluster, they have stars that get off at least every two years.

    kidding, kidding

  21. Another US Imperialistic Plot! on Buying Computing by the Computon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rearrange "computons" and what do you get?

    UN COMPOST

    Stop messing with our heads!

  22. RMS bumper sticker on FTC vs. Open SMTP Relays · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The only way you'll take my open relay is to pry it from by cold, dead hands.

  23. My wife introduced me to this on How to Fake A Hard Day at the Office · · Score: 4, Funny

    how to use technology to avoid work

    Buy a vibrator.

  24. Space.com -- ultimate authority on Full Lunar Eclipse May 15th-16th · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm mainly interested in the attribution. As if it were necessary for a website to verify that an eclipse is going to happen.

    "According to this space.com article..."

    I mean, forgive me but.... isn't that a little like saying "according to ZDNet UK, it is now the month of May."

  25. Re:So in other words on Energy from Grapes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Potato clocks, energy grapes. What next? Musical beans?