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Buying Computing by the Computon

theodp writes "Seeking to emulate the pricing models utilities use to charge customers for kilowatt-hours of electricity based on the ebb and flow of power demand, HP Researchers have come up with a new unit-of-computing metric, the Computon, which is not to be confused with the 'Power Unit' and 'Service Unit' pricing metrics from Sun and IBM. California, here we come!"

189 comments

  1. computons? COMPUTONS?! by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny

    i get ten rods to a hogshead, and thats the way i likes it!

  2. Get 'em! by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Get yer Computons here! Only 3 for a farthing! Get 'em while their hot!

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    1. Re:Get 'em! by GlassHeart · · Score: 1, Funny
      Get yer Computons here! Only 3 for a farthing! Get 'em while their hot!

      What flavor is it?

    2. Re:Get 'em! by squidfood · · Score: 1
      What flavor is it?

      Oi gots bigendian and littleendian and surr, but my discerning customers are all goin' for these little trits, half again as tasty and better than those new quantum jobbies, I don't hold with no being...uncertain-like about me number-crunching...

    3. Re:Get 'em! by jilbert · · Score: 1


      Should be "Get 'em while they're hot"

  3. What a Lame Name! by xelph · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's all I have to say...

    1. Re:What a Lame Name! by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Just watch the computer illiterate masses try to sprinkle processors into their soup.

  4. Is that Something like MIPS by infonography · · Score: 1

    Meaning Indicatators of Processor Speed? Sounds like a Marketspeak. Must we take serious everything that comes out in a press release?

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    1. Re:Is that Something like MIPS by jat850 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think so, but I'm not positive. While MIPS is a (one of many) metric of processor speed, I think the computon is more a measurement of the resources used by a corporation for pricing guidelines.

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    2. Re:Is that Something like MIPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always heard that meant:

      Meaningless Information Provided by Salesperson

    3. Re:Is that Something like MIPS by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
      MIPS == "Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed."

      Unless, of course, you wish to believe the old folks who might otherwise tell you it stands for Millions of Instructions Per Second. Back in the good-old-days, before the current abundant crop of benchmarks, people tended to measure CPUs more simply. You used to hear arguments of "my RISC chip performs more cycles per second than your CISC chip" or "my CISC chip performs more work per cycle than your RISC chip." (Anyone else notice the passing of CISC and RISC from the lexicon?)

      Personally, I think we need a unit to measure the accelerating number of benchmarks created every year. How about the Shtonestone?

      And to stay on topic (not that it matters much on Slashdot), the name has been "computron" for years and years.

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    4. Re:Is that Something like MIPS by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2, Interesting
      At the University Of Alberta (back in the 70's ~ 80's they charged based on things like VM/CPU integral ( 1Min CPU time * 4 Meg of Virtual memory) and page-months of disk storage.

      This sounds like a good bit more complicated, and could lead to rather wierd results like you end up paying more for CPU time because you had to wait longer to get the computation done (it was a high-load period).

      The cheapest CPU time on MTS were 'deferred priority' batch jobs. They generally only got ran on weekends and after midnight (when nobody else was using the system). If you were working at those times it was much worth your time to do expensive compiles etc. as deferred batch jobs (if the queue was empty, they'd run pretty quick, and you'd get charged about 1/10 as much as doing it from your terminal).

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    5. Re:Is that Something like MIPS by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      So it's not RISC/CISC, it's PPC/AMD/Intel... but the argument hasn't changed a lick. Only the names have been changed to protect guilty and innocent alike.

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  5. How many gigaquads of data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can the computon handle?

    1. Re:How many gigaquads of data by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      How many gigaquads of data can the computon handle?

      As many as fit in 3.4 model 8A tricorders. The lower 0.4 of the tricorder, as of course you know what happens if you cut it above that point.

  6. I like my servers like I like my music by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I like to own them!!!

    so basicly what HP is saying is that depending on how hard I work the servers will effect some monthly payment I make to them.

    so, does this lower the cost of service contracts becasue companies that push their servers harder require more service than those who have low or moderate useage?

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    1. Re:I like my servers like I like my music by EndlessNameless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like to own them!!!

      RTFA. This applies to customers who outsource their IT to HP. If you actually own the hardware then this article doesn't directly affect you.

      so, does this lower the cost of service contracts becasue companies that push their servers harder require more service than those who have low or moderate useage?

      In theory, yes. However, this wouldn't be the first time that a company used obsfucation as a sly means of increasing its revenues.

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    2. Re:I like my servers like I like my music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This actually makes a great deal of sense for organizations that have dynamic computing needs. Forget the web, forget p2p, forget all the whiz-bang stuff /. people generally get excited about. Think:

      1) Billing cycles: Perhaps your big billing database runs at ~30% capacity, except at month end when it peaks out around 100% for 12 hours. Depending on the scale of the database, you may have $1mil or more tied up in the hardware which goes unused most of the time. And forget about loading other work on that system at other times - that other work still needs to be done during the month end billing cycle so you have to have the idle capacity somewhere.

      2) Annual cycles: Again, think of the retail industry or the shipping industry (my employer). Year-end (Xmas) volumes may require substantially more horsepower than the rest of the year.

      Many businesses have systems that a) don't scale out by adding lots of cheap boxes and b) have capacity requirements that vary substantially over time.

      If we can buy capacity as we use it rather than sinking millions of dollars into systems that idle a lot of the time, and assuming the price structures make sense, then it's a viable concept.

    3. Re:I like my servers like I like my music by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      so this is sort of like what Enron tired with bandwidth except with Proccessing power...hmmm, this might be good for large corps...but it will still require in house computers for the transaction proccessing and then link them to HP...so sweet...HP gets cash for hosting the power crunchers for thcompany...they getcash for the amount of load AND they get the cash for developing and deploying the software needed to link the systems....

      smart move!!

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    4. Re:I like my servers like I like my music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I like to own them!!!

      I like to 0wn your servers, too! ;-)

    5. Re:I like my servers like I like my music by gregger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although, I don't believe you actually "own" the music that you have on CD. I think you own the CD media itself, and license the music (like software).

      If you actually "owned" the music, you would be able to copy it freely. If you 0WN3D your music, I guess you could copy it freely...

  7. Confusion? by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also not to be confused with a ton of computers.

    1. Re:Confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be confused with the new BTU rating that AMD is using.

      XP3000BTU+

  8. Huh by Rorgg · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought that was a measurement of the weight I've put on since starting to work in IT.

    1. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they just go with tire sizes for that.

  9. Computon? by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a measure of how much bloatware I've got running on my computer....

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    1. Re:Computon? by El_Servas · · Score: 1

      "Computón" just DON'T sound any good in spanish either... :(

  10. i wonder by iosmart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i wonder how many computons it'll take to actually determine the number of computons all of your different users have consumed. :-D it sounds like a complicated process and it sounds as if it is geared towards systems that are used by large numbers of people...

    1. Re:i wonder by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

      a computon for a computon ...
      i had this idea in high-school too, until i found out what an infinit loop is. it felt p r e t t y embarresing.
      i saw on TV though, that ORIGIN had a program that monitors the usage of a super-computer. i wonder how they did it? the monitoring program itself not using any processing time... or they calculated that it doesn't depend how much "computing-time" is being utilised because the monitoring program itself always uses the same amount of computing time to figure out how-much the super-computer is beeing used?
      -
      maybe this a hidden cry for help from HP?
      no-one is buying computers anymore cause there doesn't seem to be any need for more computing power anymore...? hiden poke to the investors to start selling HP shares? yes?

  11. In other news . . . by dheltzel · · Score: 2, Funny

    NIH (Not Invented Here) reported an outbreak of a new virus, now running rampant in the IT industry. Researchers are quoted as saying "We thought we stamped that out, but we are going to have to setup the quarantines again, since now HP has caught it".

  12. or.. by grub · · Score: 2, Informative
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    1. Re:or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that is economical in many situations I'm sure for smaller needs a licensing scheme like this may be cheaper -- no initial investment in hardware and elec costs.

  13. More than meets the eye! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here is the official conversion:

    1.6 energon cubes = 1 computon

    1. Re:More than meets the eye! by phuturephunk · · Score: 1

      ...so thats roughly 4 dilithium crystals or a key of uncut coke?...

    2. Re:More than meets the eye! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, about that. More precisely it is equivalent to 1,053 unopened 2-liter bottles of Coca-Cola at 15 degrees C at sea level.

  14. Only on slashdot... by DetrimentalFiend · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can the first post be redundant...

    1. Re:Only on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is redundant because of the overuse of the stupid Simpson's qoute in addition to negligence to add anything to the discussion

    2. Re:Only on slashdot... by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      i was wondering the same thing myself. woops, here comes an offtopic. =)

  15. /.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative


    Researchers at Hewlett-Packard Co. are developing a new pricing approach for the outsourced capacity-on-demand computing services the company offers. But several IT managers said they're worried that the plan is too complex.
    Under HP's scheme, prices would vary based on factors such as the overall demand placed on servers, storage devices and other IT resources, said Bernardo Huberman, an HP fellow and director of the systems research center at the company's HP Labs unit.

    He added that a new unit-of-computing metric, which is being called a "computon" inside HP, would be akin to the pricing models that utilities use to charge customers for kilowatt-hours of electricity based on the ebb and flow of power demand.

    Huberman acknowledged that the computon effort is complicated. For instance, HP will have to account for variables such as how well its data centers perform and the amount of computing resources that customers require, he said. HP also needs to figure out a way to build in pricing provisions to cover the possibility that companies will use more or less of a specific IT resource, like CPU cycles, than they have contracted for on a monthly basis.

    Analysts said new IT pricing approaches are needed to support the emerging utility-based computing capabilities being offered by HP and rivals such as IBM and Sun Microsystems Inc. Those two companies said they also have pricing updates in the works.

    But the computon concept, which is due for initial testing within HP early next year, did not wow IT executives interviewed last week.

    "It sounds too complicated to me," said Malcolm Fields, CIO at HON Industries Inc., a maker of office furniture and fireplaces in Muscatine, Iowa.

    "The last thing that we need is another complicated licensing scheme," Fields said. "What we need is a quick and easy way to buy more computing power, and I need to be able to buy it in very small, inexpensive increments."

    "I'm not sure I would like it at all, and I don't think it would fly," said Tim Cronin, manager of IT at Nobel Biocare USA Inc., a Yorba Linda, Calif.-based maker of dental implants. "How in the world would you calculate all the variables?"

    HP probably will be able to "come up with some matrix that will look very impressive," Cronin added. But he also questioned whether IT managers would be able to measure their computon usage and whether the plan would provide cost benefits to users.

    Evolutionary Step

    Some analysts were more positive about HP's plan, describing it as an evolutionary step in the development of utility-based computing.

    "We will eventually get to a point where [IT vendors] charge for usage in real time," said Thornton May, a futurist in Biddeford, Maine, and a Computerworld columnist. "If you want electricity on a hot day, you pay more. If you want bandwidth on a busy pipe-traffic day, you pay more."

    Efforts by IT services vendors like HP, IBM and Sun to develop new methods of pricing for utility-based computing "are well placed," said Howard Rubin, executive vice president at Meta Group Inc. in Stamford, Conn.

    But Rubin said the task won't be an easy one. "When true physics aren't involved, it's hard to come up with something meaningful, auditable and defensible for pricing," he noted.

    In addition, Rubin said that he doesn't think rival vendors will work together to develop a standard capacity-on-demand pricing metric.

    A spokesman for IBM said it's now offering mainframe Linux hosting customers a "service unit" pricing approach. The pricing is based partly on the cost of the hardware being run by IBM, as well as its IT labor costs. It runs on a free operating system for homosexuals, by homosexuals, competing head to head (pun intended) with Apple's OSX. IBM also factors in the average amount of hourly mainframe CPU capacity used over a 24-hour period and then tracks monthly utilization rates to come up with the service unit cost, the spokesman said.

    In April, Sun introduced a pricing

    1. Re:/.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

      oh my god... this is funny funnier still that the mods didn't even read it before modding up chimpanzee's diapers rule!

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    2. Re:/.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      It appears to me the moderators are too busy giving/getting head to RTFA.

    3. Re:/.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      What's the point of modding an AC all the way up to 4?

    4. Re:/.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      To make it visible to others who browse with high thresholds. Modding isn't in place to give karma, you know...

    5. Re:/.'ed already - anti karma whore mode activated by Jmstuckman · · Score: 1

      If it wasn't modded up to 4, I wouldn't have seen it. Also, if the person hadn't posted it as AC, the article would have been modded up less because it's unfair to give someone +4 karma when they put no effort into their post.

  16. Try my unit of measure by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Its called the MEEDO.

    The MEEDO is how long it takes for me to do something.

    This post is .30 MEEDOs. You owe me 10,000 dollars.

    (I only need to sell one.)

    1. Re:Try my unit of measure by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Sure thing, I'll just need your account information, and you should see the adjustment within a few days.

    2. Re:Try my unit of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With no thanks to Jack.

  17. hmm... by mgs1000 · · Score: 1
    Remember when HP actually did cool stuff? Stuff that actually took real R&D?

    Now they are trying to position themselves as a "services" company. That's just pathetic.

    1. Re:hmm... by esobofh · · Score: 1

      Now they are trying to position themselves as a "services" company. That's just pathetic

      pathetic? I would suggest this is the reality in the coming economy, think of the ROI when i don't have to have out of date hardware sitting onsite, I can just outsource computons.. an excellent business model. Kudos to HP. this may even help the environment by requiring less actual hardware overall for everyones computing needs.

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    2. Re:hmm... by Sdrawcab · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the total average lifetime utilization (time a person spends sitting at it and even worse average lifetime cpu utilization) of all computers is quite low. Its only because computers are relatively cheap that such low rates of utilization are practical.Expensive factories are run 24/7 to maximize ROI, big rigs are scheduled to minimze miles driven without cargo, etc., but people are satisfied with using far less than even a millionth of a CPU's potential computational capacity.

  18. Compare with computron by talmage · · Score: 5, Informative

    "computron" has been used since at least the mid-1980s, when I first heard it used by an MIT graduate.

    From Jargon File (4.0.0/24 July 1996) [jargon]:

    computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/ /n./ 1. A notional unit of
    computing power combining instruction speed and storage capacity,
    dimensioned roughly in instructions-per-second times
    megabytes-of-main-store times megabytes-of-mass-storage. "That
    machine can't run GNU Emacs, it doesn't have enough computrons!"
    This usage is usually found in metaphors that treat computing power
    as a fungible commodity good, like a crop yield or diesel
    horsepower. See {bitty box}, {Get a real computer!},
    {toy}, {crank}. 2. A mythical subatomic particle that bears
    the unit quantity of computation or information, in much the same
    way that an electron bears one unit of electric charge (see also
    {bogon}). An elaborate pseudo-scientific theory of computrons
    has been developed based on the physical fact that the molecules in
    a solid object move more rapidly as it is heated. It is argued
    that an object melts because the molecules have lost their
    information about where they are supposed to be (that is, they have
    emitted computrons). This explains why computers get so hot and
    require air conditioning; they use up computrons. Conversely, it
    should be possible to cool down an object by placing it in the path
    of a computron beam. It is believed that this may also explain why
    machines that work at the factory fail in the computer room: the
    computrons there have been all used up by the other hardware.
    (This theory probably owes something to the "Warlock" stories
    by Larry Niven, the best known being "What Good is a Glass
    Dagger?", in which magic is fueled by an exhaustible natural
    resource called `mana'.)

    1. Re:Compare with computron by dAzED1 · · Score: 0, Troll
      "computron" has been used since at least the mid-1980s, when I first heard it used by an MIT graduate.



      From Jargon File (4.0.0/24 July 1996) [jargon]:

      while people have found your post to be terribly informative, you might stop and notice the difference between "computon" and "computron." Any retort that the meaning has some degree of similarity will be met with the response that they both start with "compu," end with silimar roots, and will therefore both be related when assigned meaning anyway. I mean, you know.

      Thanks for the wonderful info about what computron means, though...

    2. Re:Compare with computron by Vagary · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IANAP, but I wouldn't call the proposed correspondence between negentropy and information (as defined by Shannon) "pseudo-science". It's precisely this sort of cross-disciplinary metaphor which is so highly valued within Mathematics.

      Liquid things do have higher levels of entropy than solid things. And computers do get hot because they're determining where electrons are and then forgetting that information (to use Norrestranders' (in The User Illusion) way of putting things).* If you could constrain the molecules in an object, it would be colder. The factory comment, though, is part of a strawman argument.

      * I seem to recall reading something on /. years ago about computing that recycles the contents of registers to lower waste heat. Am I on drugs?

    3. Re:Compare with computron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh good lord...someone gets a mod5 for reading computon as computron, and I get called a troll? whatever. How about the illiterate one get offtopic, maybe

    4. Re:Compare with computron by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I seem to recall reading something on /. years ago about computing that recycles the contents of registers to lower waste heat.

      Almost. Reversible computing builds all of its primitives to prevent losing information -- evidently, this directly causes it to produce less heat. See Baker's papers for more information.

      Am I on drugs?

      Um... Hard to say. Perhaps this would make a good Ask Slashdot question? :-)

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    5. Re:Compare with computron by dubbreak · · Score: 1
      as opposed to: computon /kom'pyoo-ton`/ /n./
      1. quantity/measure of computation. Usage: "rendering the orc scene in LOTR took 500 computons"
      2. how much a apple/macintosh product costs
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    6. Re:Compare with computron by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Not to be confused with Computron, the giant robot formed when the Technobots merged together. The Technobots, if you recall, were created by Grimlock in Season Four when he was suddenly made into a super-genius for an episode.

      (Ah, the joys of reliving precious childhood obsessions through Kazaa downloads.)

    7. Re:Compare with computron by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Yes sir, you are on drugs. Can I have some?

    8. Re:Compare with computron by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about! So linear computation could be described as computron-preserving:

      Save Computrons! Reduce cycles, Reuse your cache, and Recycle bits!

    9. Re:Compare with computron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could constrain the molecules in an object, it would be colder.

      Am I the only one here who uses McDonald's McDLT to explain Maxwell's Demon?

      Or is that the other way 'round?

    10. Re:Compare with computron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also compare with the Bogon count , roughly proportional to the amount of suits responsible.
      Especially as giving users extra Computrons is not going to significantly increase their costs.

      I suspect the Bogon count is reaching dangerous levels.....

    11. Re:Compare with computron by joss · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether you are on drugs or not, but you are on the right lines. There *is* a connection between information and energy and this topic is introduced quite nicely in "Feynman on Computing", a very important book that strangely very few people have heard of. The connection is a lot weirder than you might think.

      If anybody thinks Feynman was a pseudo scientist, they are an idiot.

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    12. Re:Compare with computron by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Computron, bah!

      Devastator could whoop his ass any day. /me goes into epileptic nostolgia seizure

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  19. Not aimed at consumers... by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Informative
    In essence, this is HP trying to sell their excess cycles to companies (something they've been doing for a while). This is not them trying to sell dumb terminals to consumers, who will then buy 'computons' from HP as part of their utility bill.

    What'll be interesting is when consumer-conglomerates pop up (akin to SETI@home or Folding@home or spamkillers@home) to sell excess processing cycles from home computers... There's many more of us around than there are resources at HP...

    -T

    1. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that basically what Juno and Netzero are trying / did try? To be (semi-voluntary) organizations to sell excess computing cycles from home computers, only without the comprehension of their subscribers?

    2. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      No, in essence HP is trying to find some way to stay afloat, now that Carly has run the company prtty much into the ground. This is just a follow-up initiative from the same people who brought us the "starter ink cartridge" (a real non-starter for most users, when a regular cartridge costs about as much as the printer).

    3. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Of course, HP could make computon-leasing part of their hardware burn-in process. They'd just have to run the same jobs on multiple computers to make sure that a hardware failure didn't invalidate a job.

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    4. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      And then, the stealth spyware networks collecting profits from using the cycles of millions of unsuspecting users.

    5. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the spare cycles on home computers are generally worth less than the overhead cost to use them. (Notice that all the successful projects in this area are non-profit.)

    6. Re:Not aimed at consumers... by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      What'll be interesting is when consumer-conglomerates pop up (akin to SETI@home or Folding@home or spamkillers@home) to sell excess processing cycles from home computers... There's many more of us around than there are resources at HP...
      Here is my proposal for doing that, and dealing with the spam problem at the same time.

  20. More realistic measurement by Bull999999 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since large amounts of traffic on the Internet are porn, unit-of-computing metric should be base on amount of porn clips encoded and decoded for given time.

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  21. If I was paid one eurocent a block. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would make EUR 10,995,116,278 if I cracked RC572. Thats USD 12,988,154,415!

  22. no, no, ... it's computron by anon+coward · · Score: 1

    They left out the "R", no wonder everyone was confused.

  23. california blackouts: case *for* regulation by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The rolling california blackouts are the perfect case for the advocacy of Utility Regulation (like the new 'computer utilities envisioned by HP/IBM/Sun etc).

    The power companies, colluding with the marketers themeselves, PURPOSEFULLY manipulated the energy market in california to raise prices. the rolling blackouts were the 'shot across the bow' of regulation-advocates; "we'll shut your damn power off it you dont pay" extortion.

    Why is this on-topic? because someday, in the future, computing-as-utility will become as necessary as electricity is today... want to get a job? have to have computing-ability. Want to pay your bills? have to have computing-ability. want to get a loan? have to have computing-ability. want to vote? have to have computing-ability.. without accepting that WHEN THIS HAPPENS, that regulation of the industry in the public interest becomes necessary... unless you want the future-monied-kings to shut down your house/town/state.

    1. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by kwerle · · Score: 1

      The power companies, colluding with the marketers themeselves, PURPOSEFULLY manipulated the energy market in california to raise prices [chron.com]. the rolling blackouts were the 'shot across the bow' of regulation-advocates; "we'll shut your damn power off it you dont pay" extortion.

      Yeah, there's a shock - private companies with the reins pulled off go crazy. California was stupid in HOW it deregulated. If they'd simply allowed 5% cost increases for the next 10 years, then removed all regulation, things would have gone MUCH better. We'd all have seen 5% increases annually until it became obvious that someone could do it cheaper, then the prices would have stabilized. As it was, we told companies with a "natural monopoly" in a business where the entry is REALLY EXPENSIVE that they could do whatever they wanted. dum dum dum.

      Why is this on-topic?

      It really isn't.

      because someday, in the future, computing-as-utility will become as necessary as electricity is today... want to get a job? have to have computing-ability. Want to pay your bills? have to have computing-ability. want to get a loan? have to have computing-ability. want to vote? have to have computing-ability.. without accepting that WHEN THIS HAPPENS, that regulation of the industry in the public interest becomes necessary... unless you want the future-monied-kings to shut down your house/town/state.

      BS. I don't need power to get a job, pay bills, get a loan, or vote. For all those functionalities know, I don't have power.

      I DO need to be able to read, write, and (in some cases) use a computer, but that's just fine.

      Actually, for some of those you pretty much have to have a phone. If you're willing to "suffer" with a corded phone, all you need is a jack. So you could have some of a point there...

    2. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 4, Informative
      The rolling california blackouts are the perfect case for the advocacy of Utility Regulation

      First off, let me say that I agree in one respect: if one or more companies are given a monopoly for providing electricity, then they must be regulated.

      Having said that, what we saw in California's gray-outs was not a consequence of deregulation. It was a consequence of a preposterous regulatory policy. IIRC, the California utilities were explicitly forbidden from raising the rates that they charged to customers in order to cover the rising prices that they were facing.

      This is nothing but price controls, and price ceilings will virtually always guarantee the creation of shortages.

      By subjecting the utilities to the open market for the purchase of electricity, while at the same time prohibiting them from engaging in the rational pricing activities required by an open market, the state of California created the perfect conditions for that nightmare to occur.

      You can't blame so-called "deregulation" for it. That's as silly as believing that NAFTA creates "free trade". Genuine free trade doesn't need an encyclopedic and baffling legal code to enforce; it simply requires the elimination of tariffs and other burdens upon commerce. By the same token, it's ridiculous to call something "deregulated" if the players can't set their own prices.

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    3. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      This is nothing but price controls, and price ceilings will virtually always guarantee the creation of shortages.

      There were no shortages. A friend of mine works for Sunsweet and part of his job is monitoring a fricken website which shows the total load and capacity. We never got within 10% of capacity, and they were doing rolling blackouts.

      The rolling blackouts were simply a warning that they're like Lily Tomlin doing the phone company skit on SNL; We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. s/phone/electric/ and you have the meat of the matter.

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    4. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In year 1999, California spent approximately 10 billion dollars on electricity. In year 2000, it was 50 billion. So you're saying the power co's needed to charge 400% more to make a profit?

      On the building of power plants, it was conservation that broke the power embargo--simply asking consumers and businesses to do minor conservation measures like unplugging a garage fridge, and doing laundry outside peak hours made the crisis pass. If we'd gone on a massive building binge for this fake crisis we'd now have a bunch of expensive idle plants--the boom is over.

      Gray Davis failed to deal forcefully with the crisis (he should have thrown a few power co. execs in jail for manslaughter after central valley people died of heatstroke in the summer afternoon blackouts), but keep in mind the deregulation regs were written by energy co lobbyists to the CA state legislature, and were signed into law by Gov. Pete Wilson.

    5. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      One of us is misunderstanding the other, and I don't know which one of us it is.

      First of all, a price-control-generated shortage is not characterized by high capacity. It's characterized by having nothing available to sell: merchants become either unwilling (because they lose too much) and/or unable (because they don't have the money to pay for inventory) to stock their shelves. There could be a zillion potential customers at the artificially low price, but there is nothing for them to buy.

      Translating that to the California situation: I'm not surprised if they were never near capacity, because price controls wouldn't mean you'd have high load: there would be a shortage of electricity available for customers to buy. The merchant has empty shelves under price controls; the electric utility has empty wires, so to speak.

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    6. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by cmacb · · Score: 1

      There seems little hope for democracy to work in California. The same administration that created the energy shortage (and then blamed the energy companies for it), also purchesed about 10 times the number of Oracle licenses that they needed costing Californians millions I'm sure, even after the word got out.

      After those two screw-ups, he got re-elected and now will be laying off a large percentage of the states teachers. Will he succeed in blaming it on those evil Republicans? Probably.

    7. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh... no... the figures he is talking about is *generation* capacity...

      that is for the layman, literally a measure of how much electricity there is available for customers to buy

    8. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1
      Generation capacity would be a measure of how much electricity a utility can produce. That is a completely different idea from how much electricity there is available for purchase by customers.

      For instance, for many years my electricty was provided by a co-op. They produced no electricity at all: generation capacity was zero. However, they did purchase electricity from other producers, and then re-sell it to us.

      The point is that generation capacity is not the sole source of electricity that is available for customers to purchase.

      And getting back to the main point: none of this changes the facts that a) the utilities in California were not able to raise prices that they charged to consumers, and that b) price controls like this always lead to shortages.

      Lastly, it's rubbish to pretend that in a truly open, free, and deregulated market, any single producer would be stupid enough to price himself out of the market by raising his prices to the sky. If the state had kept its greasy mitts out of it from the very beginning, there would have been no energy crisis because there would be a healthy free market for electricity in California. The fact that there wasn't, and probably isn't, is an indictment of regulatory meddling and not of the free market.

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    9. Re:california blackouts: case *for* regulation by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0

      place was insane enviromentalism(sic)(no new power plants!!)

      In case your not keeping up, rampant consumerism is polluting the planet beyond repair. "No new powerplants" is not a *problem* -- having a TINY incentive to reduce or improve energy consumption is a *good* idea... building endless powerplants and destroying the planet is not an option.

      "How long do you expect an electric company to operate at a loss before things get desperate and we see blackouts

      Utilities like Electricity are mandatory for modern life. They should be operated as a matter of public trust, on a non-profit basis... IF NOT, then you might as well start buying arms for the coming People's Revolt -- its like clockwork, when the population starts clamped down upon, in order that an elite may live like Gods, people will destroy the abusive order. Maybe not 10 yrs from now.. but in time it happens. Harmony is achieved with co-operation, sacrifice and compromise - try and ignore that (as USofAmerica does) and suffer the consequences of history.

      Yes, I *am* a Communist. Only in America is it a slur... because ignorant Mccarthy-ites cant tell the difference between propaganda and academic honesty. As evidenced by your post, Politics and Public Discourse in America are the intellectual equivalent of childhood name calling -- you dont know the first thing about what a Communist advocates, yet you are reflexive in your condemnation, every stop to *understand* why? Spare me the ignorant name calling.

  24. FLOP? by Vagary · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What's wrong with the good old flop? Or even simply instructions (of BogoMIP fame) or cycles? When you're dealing with the volume that grids (which is what this story is really about) will produce, you don't need a precise metric. And thanks to the Halting Problem, you'll be forced to buy the "computons" in even lots or risk losing computation time while transactions wait to clear.

    The important thing here is that HP is putting forward the idea of computation as a commodity. I just wish some researchers could have published a journal article instead of letting the marketing dept. get their greasy paws all over it.

    1. Re:FLOP? by phorm · · Score: 1

      I think that "Computrons" also include some measurement of space - but that would indicate that others' data is being stored on HP servers. Mind you, for some calculations, this would have to be done, at least on a temporary basis. Wonder what the papers on "privacy of data" and "liability" would be for this though.

    2. Re:FLOP? by bad_fx · · Score: 1

      Because MIPS, flops, etc don't give much meaningful information (MIPS - Meaningless Information pre Second :-) ) They're only a measure of computing speed.

      As the article mentions they're trying to find some way to include things "such as network bandwidth, application hosting and data center activities."

      Sure, the whole thing has marketing dept. written all over it, but "higher level" (than MIPS, flops, etc) measures of this sort of thing are needed.

    3. Re:FLOP? by bstadil · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that Computons will be a Flop so you should be covered.

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    4. Re:FLOP? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      The problem with flop (or bogomips, or whatever), is that they really only measure the processor speed. HP, IBM, and Sun would are using these measures to paper over the fact that their expensive servers are not anywhere near price competitive with Intel or AMD servers when it comes to raw processor power.

      To some extent their rules are justifiable as there is more to computer performance than processor speed, but the primary reason for coming up with these bogus units is that it makes it more difficult to compare performance with vanilla x86 machines.

  25. Coding Revolution by moehoward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Finally, a real excuse to get these slackers to write some optimized code.

    Just think of the issues this can raise with optimization. Realizing that some junior programmer just cost you 50,000 computons because he didn't initialize a variable.

    Maybe this is what we need to get people to start thinking like this again. For the love of god, anything to get some cleaner code.

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    1. Re:Coding Revolution by jmccay · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is more likely, a re-revolution. Some trends in the computer industry tend to be cyclical. The basic idea behind these services that HP, SUN, et. al. are providing sounds a lot like the days when smaller schools and companies rented time on larger schools and companies mainframes.
      It seems to me there is only a few main things that have changed. They changed the unit of measurement from time to this new computron (which will probably only confuse the some customers), and the hardware is different. Of course, we have Enterprise strategies and n-tier developement.

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    2. Re:Coding Revolution by Nept · · Score: 1

      that some junior programmer just cost you 50,000 computons

      But just how much do 50,000 computons cost?

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    3. Re:Coding Revolution by Jerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What on earth are you talking about? "Clean code" and "optimized code" are opposing forces!

      "Premature optimization is the root of all evil."

      The cleanest code will also be some of the most inefficient. (Note it does not work the other way around, of course, so read that sentence carefully before criticizing it!) The most efficient code will be pug-fugly, incredibly difficult to read without intimate knowlege of the whole system code, and will be very difficult to correctly change to boot.

      Done much programming when efficiency was a concern? Doesn't sound like it.

      The freedom from the need to worry so much about efficiency is one of the best things that has ever happened to any engineering discipline. It can be taken too far but the answer is better balance, not to fly off in the opposite direction.

    4. Re:Coding Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us poor bastards that work on a mainframe, this is PRECISELY the case!

      Multiple accounts run on the same virtual "box". To keep accounting straight, each account is charged CPU seconds. This keeps the company for charging multiple customers for the same box.

      Anyway, we just realized our adhoc programmer is costing us a small fortune each month because he codes in scripting languages! Good thing he's cheap, it helps offset the cost. :-)

    5. Re:Coding Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem is when people are writing dirty, ugly, inefficient code...


      x = 1;
      if x != 0
      doStuff()

    6. Re:Coding Revolution by moncyb · · Score: 1

      "Clean code" and "optimized code" are opposing forces!

      Maybe back in the days programmers knew what they were doing and were optimizing with assembly, but not these days. Nowadays, they write thirty lines of code when they should've just written i++. It's even at the design level. They'll use a beowulf cluster of XML parsers when they just need to write a few integer values into a file. In these troubled days, "optimized" means "leave out the crap".

    7. Re:Coding Revolution by donglekey · · Score: 1

      62,000 Service Units

    8. Re:Coding Revolution by rugger · · Score: 1

      Actually, most well designed programs are clean and fast. The best way to optimise programs is to:

      1) design the program well, so that it does not need to frob needlessly through un-needed abstraction and control code.
      2) choose good algorithms for the problems size. This is more important than any other choice made, since the cost of poor algorithms can be devestating.
      3) If more performance is needed, find the routines that require optimization (that use the most CPU) and only optimize those routines.

      The adavantage of todays fast CPUs is that it actually focuses where optimization is required. Now, 99% of any program can be written with clean, understandable code. That other 1% can have the agressive, unclean optimization applied, and not completely ruin the maintainability of a program.

    9. Re:Coding Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... but... these retards I just hired for 10 bucks an hour can't understand your fancy "algorithms". Stop obfuscating your code and write straight what you want the computer to do, step by step!

  26. Computon by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    "Computon" sounds like the name of a robot from a cheesy 1980s kids' TV series.

    "Beware! I am the mighty Computon!"

    1. Re:Computon by schon · · Score: 1

      "Computon" sounds like the name of a robot from a cheesy 1980s kids' TV series.

      Or perhaps Calculon's retarded brother from the future-space-soap-opera "All My Circuits" :o)

    2. Re:Computon by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      I hereby change my official title at work from the bland "Information Technology Specialist" (feh) to:

      COMPUTON, MAN OF THE FUTURE!

      Watch the chicks start pouring in.

  27. So how long... by aridhol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long will it be before the definition of a computon needs to change?

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  28. Another US Imperialistic Plot! by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rearrange "computons" and what do you get?

    UN COMPOST

    Stop messing with our heads!

    1. Re:Another US Imperialistic Plot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if it is Computron....

      R U N compost?

    2. Re:Another US Imperialistic Plot! by vtechpilot · · Score: 2, Funny

      here are some better ones:

      COM NOT UP - The system is down yo.

      MOUNT COP - New file system or perversion of the legal system?

      PC MUON TO - The sub-atomic particle that Computons are made of.

      NU PC TOOM - Where old computers go when they die.

      UNO PC TOM - How many computers Tom can afford now that he pays by the computon.

      Props to Internet Anagram Server

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  29. Oh man. by Frederique+Coq-Bloqu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that ever sound like something Professor Frink would invent or what?

  30. Back to the future -- timeshare! by ahooton · · Score: 1

    Come on, this is news? It's just a reworking of the timeshare model from the '70s (and '80s, and '90s, and...). Pay for what you use, pay as you go... call it what you want, this is not new, or news.

  31. like a computon of iBricks by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    paying for support depending on how much data you process? Doesnt sound like much fun.

    We have HP customers who process a lot of data, but never call HP even though they have a support contract. Problems go through us first, and we usually solve them, as in we've never had to kick anything but a hardware failure to HP.

    So now the amount of processing they do determines their support bill? This is great news for us, since we've been pushing our NT (2K/XP) based replacement pretty hard.

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  32. However... by jared_hanson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Due to the fact that it is based on the kilogram, the bang-for-your-buck value of the Computon is steadily getting worse.

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  33. Let's just hope that NASA ... by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 1

    doesn't purchase computing services from both HP and Sun.

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    1. Re:Let's just hope that NASA ... by kalidasa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mod parent up Funny, sort of: obscure Mars Climate Orbiter reference.

  34. Destined for failure by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    Computing on demand is destined for failure. The only way it will fly is for it to be forced down our throats, which is pretty hard to fathom considering the cheapness of off-the-shelf computing resources.

    Today, you can pick up a cheap server for $500. You want to double your capacity, spend another $500. As long as those machines meet your needs, there is no need to put out more money. Say they last 3 years -- $1000/5 = $200 per year. I haven't seen prices for computing on demand, but it pretty much _has_ to be more expensive due to the "on demand" system overhead and complexity. Not to mention that the vendor providing the computing resources has a huge overhead expense just keeping the latest hardware (and server space) available for use at a moment's notice. How does that company increase available bandwidth or processor resources if several companies need their services at once?

    The only thing I can see on-demand being a good thing is if your computing needs are very high for a short time and then go back to normal levels. However, companies already have complete packages like this available for purchase (eg. distributed download sites, P2P computation clients).

    1. Re:Destined for failure by rnturn · · Score: 1
      ``The only thing I can see on-demand being a good thing is if your computing needs are very high for a short time and then go back to normal levels. However, companies already have complete packages like this available for purchase (eg. distributed download sites, P2P computation clients).''

      Use the idle computer resources that are sitting on all the employees' desks. Got a dozen people sitting in a meeting? Let their desktop systems chew on some of the extra workload that's swamping the servers. I doubt anyone would mind if the payroll processing used part of their desktop system while they're in a staff meeting or chatting on the phone:

      ``OK, then, welcome to the company. Come this way to your desk and we'll show you how to login on the Mosix/Beowulf/etc node in your office...''

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    2. Re:Destined for failure by dprice · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that in its current form, this on-demand computing model will probably fail. Utility computing is mostly a vision put together by a bunch of executives that believe they can build a revenue stream analogous to power companies. They push the vision through the marketing department who make the vision all glossy and ready to sell to other companies. Research and Development teams are then instructed to come up with an implementation of the utility computing vision. From that directive you get the research guys writing papers about "computons". The rest of what gets developed looks pretty much like the bad-old-days of timeshare computer systems (charged by time and storage usage) from over 20 years ago. So far I have not seen any revolutionary technologies for utility computing, just rehashes of old ideas on modern hardware. It is still users connecting through a network to a bunch of servers with some software to account for usage. In the end, utility computing is just a name for bunch of people in suits selling IT services to a bunch of people in suits.

    3. Re:Destined for failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true in all cases. I work in the semiconductor design world. There are lots of large simulations that need to be run at some stages of a design and while the computation demands are are quite moderate at others. At THE LARGE CPU company I used to work for we linked workstations around the world to do these simulations, Using night capacity in Japan, Europe, etc... we could run some simulation but capacity was never enough.

      If Big Blue would keep racks of CPU's we could use to do a million gate Verilog sim it would be very useful not to mention SPICE. Having three hot boxs in the back is not really going to cut it for that scale of work. Other times all that is needed is to run a text editor.

      Computational Biochemisty, Fluid Dynamics, Finite Element Anaylsis etc. etc... all have the same kind of demands.

  35. How novel an idea by slyckshoes · · Score: 1
    And I quote:

    Some analysts were more positive about HP's plan, describing it as an evolutionary step in the development of utility-based computing.


    It seems like it's a direct copy of the IBM's On-Demand initiative with a new word to distinguish it. However, if consumers associate it with HP and not IBM, then I guess it doesn't matter who came up with it first because HP won.


    "We will eventually get to a point where [IT vendors] charge for usage in real time," said Thornton May, a futurist in Biddeford, Maine, and a Computerworld columnist. "If you want electricity on a hot day, you pay more. If you want bandwidth on a busy pipe-traffic day, you pay more."


    How does this relate to wanting more cycles on any given day? They either are or aren't available. I suppose if you're sharing cycles with someone else then you could try and outbid them for the limited cycles that are there, but I think that's a dumb idea. Currently IBM gives you a server that can handle up to Z work but only charges you for X, where X is the amount you actually use and Z is large enough that you can handle significant spikes.

    I'm afraid I'm a bit biased, though.
    1. Re:How novel an idea by dpille · · Score: 1

      a new word to distinguish it

      I was thinking the same think and noticed that there's no currently-pending (or at least not-yet-indexed) U.S. trademark application for COMPUTON for 'leasing of computer facilities'. I mean, the article did suggest that the term "computon" was only being used inside HP, but I suspect they'll want to use it for customers later, especially now that they have some press.

      So, any of us have a "bona fide intention to use" COMPUTON for services along these lines? $335, a hotmail account, and a mail drop would undoubtedly lead to some fun at HP's expense or consternation...

    2. Re:How novel an idea by LinuxHam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Currently IBM gives you a server that can handle up to Z work but only charges you for X, where X is the amount you actually use and Z is large enough that you can handle significant spikes.

      I am currently working on one of IBM's biggest On Demand deals. You seem to know enough about IBM's On Demand initiative to know that it's not the same as HP's angle.. at all. The article specifically mentions HP hosting the equipment, as opposed to the IBM way, which is to basically perform a server consolidation onto IBM hardware hosted at the customer's site bugged to report back to IBM utilization numbers.

      There are a couple more huge deals about to go public that I can't mention here, but suffice it to say, HP hasn't won, nor can they. IBM is way out front in this arena. We just kicked HP out of a place they "owned" for many years, and replaced the equipment with IOD gear on 1/10th of the number of source servers. The p690 AIX and x440 Intel servers completely rock.

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  36. unused minutes? by donutz · · Score: 1

    "HP also needs to figure out a way to build in pricing provisions to cover the possibility that companies will use more or less of a specific IT resource, like CPU cycles, than they have contracted for on a monthly basis."

    I believe the cell phone companies already figured this one out: rollover minutes!

  37. Looks like ...... by decepetion · · Score: 1

    They should have pre-purchased a few computons for their server....cause it seems to have run out.....(/.ed)

  38. I have a new measurement too... by Space_Nerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the time wasted here, i call it the slashdoton!

    I feel like the proffesor from the simpsons!

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  39. Perfect name for what he does by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We will eventually get to a point where [IT vendors] charge for usage in real time," said Thornton May, a futurist in Biddeford, Maine

    If you're going to be a futurist, Thornton May seems like the perfect name to have. I just don't see this guy doing construction...

    1. Re:Perfect name for what he does by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Im from Maine. Most people deny being from Biddeford and if they don't, they should.

  40. Computons... by rothic · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...remind me of This

  41. MOD DOWN -'free operating system for homosexuals'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  42. Gee, nice add-in there... by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

    A spokesman for IBM said it's now offering mainframe Linux hosting customers a "service unit" pricing approach. The pricing is based partly on the cost of the hardware being run by IBM, as well as its IT labor costs. It runs on a free operating system for homosexuals, by homosexuals, competing head to head (pun intended) with Apple's OSX.

    gives a whole new meaning to RTFA!

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  43. Your bill? by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you get charged for the specific number of computrons needed to process your bill.

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  44. Additions to IT worker's resume by Sophrosyne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Skills
    20 years experience with Unix
    Able to turn back computon meters- saving you millions!
    Works well in large groups...

  45. Electricity: yes, Computation: no by Vagary · · Score: 1

    IANAE, but if the market cost of entrance is low enough, as it presumably would be with computation, then monopolies cannot form. If I need more computation than I had, I can go out and buy a desktop (and make a Beowulf cluster, of course). If the price of computation was high enough, I can invest in a desktop simply for the purpose of selling its computation. Contrast this with electricity and generators.

  46. Going back to mainframes by cpopin · · Score: 1

    This is how computer time was purchased on mainframes. I think they also had something akin to a smart terminal, now called a browser.

    Hey, and I've heard of a new feature on telephones now. It allows you to avoid those annoying call-waiting interruptions. Instead it delivers a busy signal to interrupting caller to signal the phone is in use. Only $2.95 per month!

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  47. Messin' wit their heads? by da'+WINS+pimp · · Score: 1

    This sounds like an office joke that got out of hand. It's the nerds messin with the Marketdroids. One of them took it seriously and dropped the press release bomb.

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  48. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they just go with bogoMIPs?

  49. The word is 'crunchon'. by jcr · · Score: 1

    There is no need for the word "computon". Somebody at the University of Maryland Computer Vision Lab (probably Jim Williams), already coined the term 'crunchon' sometime around 1982.

    -jcr

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  50. Units by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Since large amounts of traffic on the Internet are porn, unit-of-computing metric should be base on amount of porn clips encoded and decoded for given time.

    How about a poon-tron?

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  51. How about teraflop hours (TFHRs) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like kwhs, but with teraflops. $100 per TFHR would be a good price. For smaller computers, you can charge by the gigaflop hour, That would be $0.12 per GFHR.

  52. But can they ... by jrl87 · · Score: 1

    I don't care how they charge their customers, but the way I figure it, if they can get the same thing elsewhere cheaper they will.

    Now, for them to make me a customer, they would have to let me track the visitors to my site (without their knowledge of course) and bill them for the "computon" usage; after all, why should I pay for it if they're the ones using it?

    It should be like when you go to a buffet (excluding all you can eat), you eat whatever you want and you are charged according to how much you "taxed" the buffet.

  53. HP make profit over Windows Server with Computon by maxiste_deams · · Score: 1

    As I see, different things might interfer with wattage consumption like processor speed and processor kind... Obviously AMD user will probably pay more with this system... But there interesting thing, OS will mostly determine de wattage cost ! As I see on my thermal program, running over Windows 98 it, generate 10F more than Linux server in graphical mode and 15F Over Windows XP ! It seem that HP, will definitvely find a way to incrase server cost !

  54. electricity on a hot day by clenhart · · Score: 1
    If you want electricity on a hot day, you pay more. If you want bandwidth on a busy pipe-traffic day, you pay more.


    A better business would simplify this and eat the costs for unusual situations.

  55. HP announces interested parties by bstadil · · Score: 1
    HP announced a lot of interest in trading this new unit.

    Enron, Worldcom, HealthSouth to name a few.

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  56. April 1st RFC! by chiph · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone please let them know they're 56 days late for their April Fools RFC.

  57. Re:HP make profit over Windows Server with Computo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your thermal program is broken in linux, professor science.

    Try getting a real wattage meter to see how much power is being drawn, and be amazed to find there is no difference.

  58. Caaannnn't....reeessist..... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    /hummmm, how to get by the lameness filter? //Oh, yea...add no cap'ed text

    COMPUTON TRANSFORM!!!!!

    /me hides in shame

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  59. Plus ca change... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Back in the days of yore, when the world was in black and white and strange, man-eating beasts wandered the earth, I used to use a timesharing DECSystem 20. My interface to the beast was either a VT-50 or, on good days, a VT-52, and every month the Department of Mathematical Physics would receive a bill for my usage, in terms of CPU time and "pages".

    Yea verily there was much cheering as we broke the surly bonds of DEC and acquired BBC Micros and, later on, IBM PCs. And the world did acquire color, and the man-eating beasts did retreat to places like Kazahkstan.

    And as computers and software did reach saturation point in the richer market places, the marketers did cast around for money-making strategies, and lo, they did remember the DEC-20.

    I expect to be paying for color vision sometime in the future. And bearskins and bone knives soon thereafter. And as for the man-eating beasts, I'm getting too old for this..

    Methuselah
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  60. COuld they win? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    If Computron and Optiumus Prime team up, can the finally beat Megatron and the Decepticons????

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  61. Only me? by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seeking to emulate the pricing models utilities use to charge customers for kilowatt-hours of electricity based on the ebb and flow of power demand

    A question for my fellow /.'ers...

    When I read things like this, I feel very, very unhappy. I have a PC that does what I want, when I want it, and I don't pay any additional fees to use its capabilities. I don't pay more if I actually fill my HDD vs leaving it nearly empty. I don't pay more if I leave my CPU 99.9% idle compared to running three distributed clients just to keep every single cycle busy doing "real" work.

    I feel similarly about the software I use. I have an OS and a few apps, and I don't pay more when I actually use them compared with leaving them sitting uselessly on the disk. I don't pay for each image I Photoshop, I don't pay for each program invoked by the OS, I don't even pay every time I decide to surf the web.

    Even media files, I don't pay-per-view. If I queue up a bunch of Vorbis files, I don't pay every time I listen. Nor do I pay for watching a DVD I own.

    Yet, companies keep trying to move their business models to "buy once, pay forever". I can see the obvious benefits to the company, but it has NO benefit to the consumers.

    So to get to my actual question... Does anyone see even the faintest bit of logic behind these companies moving toward pay-per-use schemes? Not logic like "we'll make more money if we get enough suckers", obviously, but some real sensible reason why people might prefer to abandon any concept of "owning" the things they use daily, rather than paying continuously for "access" to them?

    1. Re:Only me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually if you do use your PC youre paying for electricity to power it and cooling load increases if you dont keep it idle. you pay as you use the hard drive and music card too, since both of those degrade slowly with use, eventually having to be replaced.
      this scheme just increases the costs for the suckers who buy into it (read managers), but the cost is still there.

  62. yes, but.... by zogger · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... yes, but in California, all computrons must pass state EMF emissions tests, and because of contamination with "e-vile bits" that have leaked into the grounding rods, a Superfund Cleanup effort has to be funded with more state bonds to the tune of 87 billion dollars. Grey Davis claims that the state was ripped off by middleman bit traders after deregulation passed, and was forced by contracts to purchase overly expensive bits. The Green Party has issued a press release saying that the evile bits are DOUBLY evile, because they were created with "brown" power, not green. The Libertarian party has issued a statement saying "who cares, let the bit bucket market decide who pays what". The Democratic party has issued a statement saying that cronies of the current administration established shell companies in offshore havens in order to not pay "their fair share" of the cleanup. The Republican party has issued a release calling everyone a "cyberterrorist" and has established "computer camps" at guantanamo bay where recalcitrant anti e-vile bit protesters go to break large bits into smaller bits with hammers. The Reform party has said that all the evile bits have apparently crossed over the border illegally, and Pat Buchanan has said we all must "breed more americans before it's too late". The Constitution party has said "toldyaso, it's the debble" and advised that all evile bits be blasted with 12 gauges. The EFF has fled to an armored compound in maryland where combining hacked GPS receivers and supertrooper stage lasers manned by union stagehands, they have issued a decree to "You want some of this? Come and get us, ****wads!"

    So all in all, looks like another bad idea by those dastardly multinational heartless corporations.

    Technogeek website slash-n-burninator website is exploding with posts decrying that "it's all SCOs fault, or microsoft, and we don't care who gets nuked"

    Mozilla.org has issued an emergency decree that henceforth, all bits will be named firebits, until next week, when they will be called phonexiabits.

    Gentoo supporters are dropping like flies as they try to compile programs that are contaminated with evile bits, and vow to never speak the word california again.

    *BSD users have moved to canada en massee, the largest IT refugee movement in world history, where they have issued a release saying " eh, it's colder up here, eh, but we don't care mon, look what's legal here now".

    France, Germany, China and Russia have stopped all trade with california, and the UN has put california on the "sandbox" list of contaminated areas. Unfortunately, drudgereport has broken with a scoop that in reality, all the contaminated batches of evile bits got sent to california on Cosco container ships, with joint funding from the various "axis of dastards" nations. They are also issuing a demand via the UN that all computron evil bits be measured using the metric system "or else".

    In the mideast, it's the same ole crap, and no one cares really.

    Time warner AOL msnbc fox cnn abc and the RIAA and MPAA have declared that they have checked and there are "no" contaminated bits anyplace in their websites, but 85 million zaZZaers dispute this, as all files that have been traded since the begining of the crisis all say $%^&**((*%^&%%&&^*^* YOU!!, and have been apparently been done by the trio of madonna, yoko ono, and william shatner.

    It's GENERAL MAYHEM AND PANDEMONIUM!

    In economic news, sales of manual adding machines and typewriters were brisk today.....

  63. Well guess what... by xv4n · · Score: 2, Funny

    www.computon.ru belongs to, well... IN SOVIET RUSSIA computon measures YOU!
    =)
    Intriguingly that was the first link returned when I googled the proposed term.

  64. Sounds familiar by Valar · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the kind of scheme AT&T originally wanted to use to provide it's customers with computing power. Actually, that's why they developed multics (kind of). And of course, UNIX killed it. Just like cheap servers kill this kind of 'IT-on-demand' stuff.

    1. Re:Sounds familiar by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Back in 1975, Amdahl introduced the 470/V6 to compete with the IBM 168. IBM also sold the 158, a completely different machine, at a much lower price. Many potential Amdahl customers said, "Ya know, we really only need a 158. Can ya give us something smaller and cheaper than a V6?"

      Amdahl didn't want to spend a lot of R&D dollars designing a slower system, so they just added a wait cycle before every pipeline operation and called it a 470/V5. (It was just a little jumper wire on a wire-wrap board, mixed in with about a thousand other little jumper wires.)

      Customers bought it with the understanding that they had an instant CPU upgrade available without having to replace the computer. Life was good.

      Then some marketing guy had an epiphany/brain-fart! Many customers needed the extra power for month-end processing, but not during the rest of the month. Why not add a key-switch and a time meter to turn off the extra wait cycles on demand? Sell them the slower CPU and bill the customers for the number of "fast" hours used each month. This was not standard equipment - it was a special-order feature.

      By many, this was seen as a blatant attempt to gouge the customer. For others this was a godsend! It got them through those hellish month-ends at a much lower cost than buying the bigger CPU.

      So the idea of charging by the MIP for the same hardware is not new. It has always been seen by some as a rip-off and by others as a budget-saver that made a lot of sense.

      What is new is giving it a totally "super" name like "Computon".
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  65. Metric? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    It seems so complicated and vaguely defined that I'd rather call it Imperial.

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  66. Oh great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another thing that corporations can charge (read: rape) us for.

    Don't misunderstand my anti-corporate leanings: we need them for jobs. But they should be OUR servants, NOT the other way around.

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  67. Computon Factor? by per+unit+analyzer · · Score: 1

    So if the computon is modeled after electric power delivery, will there be such measurements as real, reactive, and apparent computational load? Just a smart-ass question from an electrical engineer...

    --zawada

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  68. Another Computron by saforrest · · Score: 3, Funny

    computon: not to be confused with Computron the Transformer, formed when the Technobots merged together.

  69. Thornton May didn't read the article... by TedTschopp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "We will eventually get to a point where [IT vendors] charge for usage in real time," said Thornton May, a futurist in Biddeford, Maine, and a Computerworld columnist. "If you want electricity on a hot day, you pay more. If you want bandwidth on a busy pipe-traffic day, you pay more."
    or perhaps the author didn't read the article. We are talking about computing power not bandwidth. This here is proof that the plan is confusing to people. Ted Tschopp
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  70. what about cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that you can buy your computing by the ton, everything is by the ton!

    i.e. 1 ton of cooling for the server room is 12,000 btu of cooling.

  71. How many Computons is this? by eclectic_echidna · · Score: 1


    while (1) {
    ;
    }

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  72. Patents: likely by yerricde · · Score: 1

    IANAE, but if the market cost of entrance is low enough, as it presumably would be with computation, then monopolies cannot form.

    Unless somebody corners the market for twenty years, correct?

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    1. Re:Patents: likely by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Well yes, unfortunately. I suspect that computation is more transportable than electricity: are international bandwidth costs more significant than electrical wire heat-dissipation? If I'm right, then perhaps we'll see Beowulf clusters popping up in countries that aren't members of the WTO. :)

  73. AMD will adapt by yerricde · · Score: 1

    the primary reason for coming up with these bogus units is that it makes it more difficult to compare performance with vanilla x86 machines.

    If these bogus units catch on commercially, AMD will just stop using P4 equivalent MHz ratings as model numbers and will start using something based on computons.

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  74. Mod parent up... by Darkninja666 · · Score: 1

    Man, I nearly peed myself...

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  75. Computon - HA, HA. HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a name like that, people in Spanish speaking countries are going to be laughing non-stop for years.

  76. servers minor part of cost by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    The servers themselves may be cheap. However the hosting space, power, cooling, required network bandwidth, and support services add up pretty quickly. Most companies pay their IT departments to do these things; these costs get folded into runrate and only the cost of the servers and software are seen.

    If you outsource all of that work and pay a "computing utility" to perform all of these jobs then it starts making sense. A company could provide this service to many companies, which makes managing the variations in load from month to month a little easier. If there are seasonal variations across all businesses (like quarter end closing) then you can charge a lot more during th e busy times to cut back on demand.

  77. Computrons for years at MIT by pz · · Score: 2, Informative

    HP didn't invent this idea by a longshot. While at MIT doing an undergrad EECS degree, we bandied about the idea of computrons (a metric of computational power, roughly equivalent to an abstracted number of instructions on a standard machine, but definitely not a direct measure of CPU cycles) and it wasn't new then, back in the early 80s.

    Further, one has been able to purchase time on supercomputers at varying rates since there have been supercomputer centers (again, early 80s?) where the rates depended on time of day, requested priority, etc. While I have no direct knowledge, one can readily assume the same was true even with batch processing mainframes: pay more and your job gets put closer to the top of the stack.

    So, what's new then? HP wants to factor in more variables in their pricing structure. This is a big deal?

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    1. Re:Computrons for years at MIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While at MIT doing an undergrad EECS degree, we bandied about the idea of computrons (a metric of computational power, roughly equivalent to an abstracted number of instructions on a standard machine, but definitely not a direct measure of CPU cycles) and it wasn't new then, back in the early 80s.

      Typical slashdot. You wrote a half-baked paper about something like this at college so that makes the article meaningless.

      The news here is that HP - a giant IT company, not a piss-ant graduate student - is seriously investigating it. That alone makes probably this worth reading if you manage budget in a large IT shop, especially if you're well in with HP.

      Only one part of what you said has meaning: "I have no direct knowledge". The rest is noise.

  78. Only processes, no threads... by TFloore · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all... would *you* want to submit a "lightweight process" that will be measured by the compuTON?

    Okay, bad joke. I only hope this gets modded down as repetitive. Someone else must have come up with this by now.

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  79. oh dear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me see:
    GNOME
    KDE
    Mozilla
    OpenOffice.org
    Acrobat Reader
    a ton of software that Redhat installed that I will never use...

    I should install Windows XP on here as well, then maybe I'd take a world record for computons.

  80. Computons of HP printer cartridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if HP apply a Computon rating to their printer cartridges, or would the value be too low to measure?

  81. Don't be stupid. by twitter · · Score: 1

    California never deregulated and the computers I own and run free software on want nothing to do with you or your regulations. There are two legitimate reasons for power monopolies, public easments and grid stability. No similar public interest exists for computing. A half assed deregulation sets up market manipulation more than either a regulated monopoly or a free market. That's more like what you'd have if you let HP set up regulations. People are going to be lining up to use HP's new service like they did not line up to use Fax machines at Fed-ex. As long as I'm not spamming people or engaged is other anti-social behavior, I'd like you to keep away from my systems. They are free, I own them, and you can fuck off.

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  82. HP Reinvent! by twitter · · Score: 1

    Having sold their core business of testing and measurements, HP has been soul searching for a new relevant buisness model. This one is perfect! They can put to work all the Compaq computers they are not selling and they get to invent a new unit of measure. Excellent! It's just like the good old days when IBM and others rented time on their big iron. Such a new model. Others were sceptical of the complexity of the approach. One HP programmer who wished to remain anonymous said, "I don't know if we can add that much precision to the uptime program, it's going to be hard. Think about it, the average machine is uses 00.001 percent of it's capacity. Do we like charge nothing for 0 and 10,000 for 00.001? I've never seen it hit 00.002%."

    In other news, an Armarni clad woman was seen touring an ice machine company. When shown a sales map, which indicated few purchases between Alaska and Fin du Mond land, she was heard mumbling something about what a perfect market that would make. "Eskimos love ice, they've got like dozens of word for snow," she crooned to herself as she slipped out the back door, "I'll bet we could get the government involved in this, just like they were in ATT's business, Happy Day!"

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  83. Looking Way Forward by serutan · · Score: 1

    I just spent 45 minutes fruitlessly searching on Google for a paper written by an economist 5 or 6 years ago, in which he demonstrated that the overhead incurred by phone companies to meter and bill calls by the minute exceeds the actual cost of the service. His conclusion was that a flat rate for everybody would be more profitable for the telcos and would cost the public less overall. I often wonder about the value of all these schemes to make sure the right number of beans are in the right piles.

  84. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THis could be a good thing. It's put pressure on software developers to make the stuff run faster, right? haha..

  85. useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The basis seems to be that computing power in all architectures/cpu means the same thing to everybody.
    But is this true?

    For example, let's say this computon is matched to a virtual/real "reference cpu". Then, can that processor do a FFT in one instruction? If so then a computon is very valuable to say DSP applications. But how does a computon match to say doing vector math or navier stokes? In that case a computon wouldnt be a rip off to the buyer (given that some maybe cheaper cpu's are better optimized for vector math). So the question becomes, which cpu instructions are valuable? Or, what mathematics/algorithms are valuable? Will a generalized computon's value be the same for all industries? I think not .. compromises will have to be made .. and I think in the end nobody's going to be happy. Instead of computons .. lets talk about performance in each categorical benchmark (as SPEC does). That way, a FFT application can seek out CPU's that help it .. rather than getting stuck with paying more for a generalized CPU.

    Basically it goes back to that whole kilogram evaporation shit posted yesterday (or was it early today?).

  86. No, it's yet another case *against* regulation by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 1
    California's power crisis was not the result of an unregulated industry, or even of evil power companies... it was the failure of the state of California and its idiotic mishandling of CA's power needs. Please see the Cato Institute's coverage of this.

    Also, I'd like to point out that the rolling blackouts were not enacted by Enron or other power providers; they were the work of Pacific Gas & Electric (PG&E), the still-highly-regulated utilities provider for most of California.

    Power companies are not capricious monsters; they they're just another company, trying to sell a product for a profit. They have no interest in "shutting down your house/town/state"--quite the opposite, they want to sell to your house/town/state. They don't make any money if they can't sell their product.

    I for one would welcome deregulating the entire power industry in California. That would introduce competition, which would inevitably result in my power being cheaper and more reliable.

  87. You just know....... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    Calculon's going to be jealous about this one.

  88. Re:Computron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basicly a Speak and Spell-like device with
    a read LED display that looked like a computer.

  89. Back to the service bureaus of the 1970s. by Animats · · Score: 1
    I implemented two such accounting systems for mainframe computers back in the 1970s. This was when you bought your CPU time from a mainframe service bureau, and paid real money for it.

    That industry is totally dead. Computation became too cheap to meter.

    This new scheme sounds like another micropayment idea. Like most micropayment ideas, it suffers from the problem that all the enthusiasm is from the people who want to collect the payments, not the people who want to make them. That's why micropayments aren't happening, even though the technology has been commercially available for five years. (Anyone remember CyberCoin?)

    For that matter, remember "application service providers"?

    This is a "we need a new revenue model that lets us get more money out of our customer base" idea. That only works when you have a monopoly.

  90. Great... by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    next they will redefine Pi as a whole number to 'ease' the mathmatical overhead in computing all these tough numbers :)

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  91. sharing the computon formula by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

    "He added that HP is also weighing the idea of sharing the computon formula with customers so they can use it to calculate internal chargebacks for IT services. "

    "computon-formula" to "compute" ... aeh...
    the "computon-formula" to compute ... aeh ... how much "computons" i'm using to compute the "computon-formula" which is use to compute ...?

    too bad i'm really bad at math or else i would probably understand this.

    1. Re:sharing the computon formula by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

      oh and i get one hours of cooling from my AC for 3 min of mobilephone-talk ... hmmm.

  92. Zorkmids... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    I'll pay for my computing in Zorkmids, thank you very much!

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  93. Computon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    computon(noun- cahmp-u-ton): Unit of measurement for computational power. Originally used by HP/Compaq as marketingspeak to further confuse the masses about the power of systems, and completely disable comparisons to other systems. See simpleton