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  1. Re:Hey Novell ... on Novell Nterprise Linux Services Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is obviously part of Novell's bold new wave to hijack attention from the letter "i" by introducing the "n". Apple succesfully made e's look old fashioned (e-mail, eMachine) by introducing the "i" (iPod, iMac).

    I, for one, won't stand for it! What next? Ntelligence? Nterior design? I like I. You like I.

    I I I I!

    Even Star Trek used I.
    Kirk (calling on communicator): Scotty!
    Scotty: I, captain.

    I is a part of geek culture and should NOT be abandoned for the mushy N.

  2. Re:They would go back in time on Top 500 Supercomputers Ranked · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hee hee.
    That's a good snappy retard. I mean retort.

  3. They would go back in time on Top 500 Supercomputers Ranked · · Score: -1, Funny

    What if there were a beowulf cluster of the top 500 supercomputers?

  4. Re:Impressive! on Bid On eBay To Speed Up Your Commute · · Score: 1

    Most Impressive indeed! I like the ldea, and they have little over head (IE a new department) to go along with it.

    I call foul. Conflict of interest!

    At first I couldn't tell whether you worked for the Seattle Planning Commission or Ebay. After taking another look at your grammar and spelling, I realize you must be a Slashdot editor.

  5. Re:your first mistake on The Next Step in Fighting Spam: Greylisting · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's just my take on the issue, maybe I'm wrong but I doubt it.

    That's what I like to see. Someone with strong opinions. Or maybe not.

  6. Re:Sculpted on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: 2, Funny

    the driver's seat sculpts itself to your bottom

    So the car is saying, "Sit on me, I'll drive"?

  7. Bored and rich? on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd rather be bored and rich than a whore and a bitch.

    I've got to go.
    I have an itch to roar and a chore to ditch.

  8. I wanna be an outlaw on UK To Hold Public Enquiry On Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    If spam is outlawed, only outlaws will get YOUNG HOT SLUTS!!! AND VIAGRA NOW!!

  9. Chinese astronaut on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: 0, Funny

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Chin Up".

    bwaaa haa haa haa

  10. oxymoron on Sun Opens Java.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    java.net

  11. Re:Laziness on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of us are lazy by nature.

    I completely disagree. As a matter of fact, I have an article that totally disproves this, but I don't feel like finding it right now.

    Maybe after my nap.

  12. Re:He is your personal jesus christ on Tales From The Perilous Realm · · Score: 1

    What I though was even stranger was Emmanuel Lewis playing Gollum. You can read about that here.

  13. Re:reading aloud on Tales From The Perilous Realm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to get a huge kick out of telling my two sons that I was reading from The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. I was really just holding the book and telling them old "I Dream of Jeanie" episodes.
    --------
    trillian42's dad

  14. Re:He is your personal jesus christ on Tales From The Perilous Realm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think of a Jesus Christ figure prancing through the woods with golden curls who defeats his enemies through song.

    There actually are scenes with him (played by Richard Simmons) in the extended version available on DVD. They had to cut them because he kept bursting into tears.

  15. Re:Has anybody read Asimov's Foundation trilogy? on Crime Prediction · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has anybody read Asimov's Foundation trilogy?

    I thought I felt a breeze. It must have the collective wind from 500,000 slashdotters raising their hands at the same time.

  16. Re:Not minority report on Crime Prediction · · Score: 1

    I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of my database.

  17. Caffeine is good for you on Will Caffeine Cause Health Problems? · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a matter of fact, when I don't drink it, I have these POUNDING HEADACHES LIKE A NAIL IN MY BRAIN.

    Therefore, it must be good for me, right?

  18. Re:Steal nothing. on Steal This Idea · · Score: 1

    Money talks, bullshit walks.

    Hey, that's pretty good! You should trademark it.

  19. Re:Shit. on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 1

    I'm a smartass too! Thanks, Mr. Popularity.

    bye bye, I'm done playing with you now.

  20. not my joke on 3D Scans Of Ancient Tablets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cuneiform is awl write.

  21. Re:Adult Content Industry? on Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment · · Score: 1

    Petey File?

    Sadam E. ?

    Happy Goodhead?

  22. Re:Shit. on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 1

    Ha ha ha!
    Dude, you made me spew coffee out my nose! Guess you decided the hell with subtlety. Best troll thread I've read in ages.

  23. Re:Shit. on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 1

    No problem. No harm, no foul.

    I just have a hard time believing that you believe what you're saying. I've followed this thread since it started, and it sounded to me like you were just jerking around all the people that were arguing with you. That's fine. I often enjoy a good troll.

    Didn't mean to sound so harsh.

  24. Re:Shit. on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    You claim you're a Harvard student, living in Boston, making $30,000 a year and are responsible for no one. You define this as "poor" (because you have a roommate) and complain that the federal government isn't giving you money.

    Nobody is that much of an asshole. Nice troll, though.

  25. The real hack is that... on After-School Hacking Special · · Score: 1, Troll

    NY Times was hoaxed. A yet-to-be-identified prankster took a script for Mary Kate and Ashley action cartoon about an evil-kids hacker school, and submitted it to the Times as a press release.

    And now the story is being spread as true!