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  1. Reiser's attorney speaks out on Reiser Murder Case Gets Stranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Look law, no Hans."

  2. Matter of time on Wally Schirra Dead at 84 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I told you that being an astronaut is dangerous.

  3. People are scared on Student Arrested for Writing Essay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    True story.

    Several years ago, post-Columbine, my brother-in-law, a high-school senior at the time, had a bb-gun, a pistol in a bag in the back seat of his car. After school, he was going to give a few of his friends a ride, and a couple sat in the back. One of them opened the bag, saw the gun, and took it out. They were still in the parking lot of the school. Another student that was walking by saw the gun and told school officials.

    The upshot of this was that all the students in the car were suspended, and my brother-in-law was expelled. After much lawyering and many hearings, he was allowed to receive his diploma, but was not allowed back to his original school. For the final three months of high school, he attended the "juvenile offenders" school.

    In our current climate, I think he got off lucky.

  4. Re:Warhol he aint on Report of Net Art Theft Draws Lawyer Threats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See, that's exactly what makes this interesting. If Goldman had only created a single work, instead of mass-producing t-shirts, people might say, "Hey, that's copied from this other place!" and let it go. Now suppose it was hanging in a museum, and the gift shop sold t-shirts or post cards of the copied work. Now, it's copyright infringement.

    Goldman tries to pass his violations off as "fine art", when it's pretty clear he's actually about the merchandising, and that crosses the line.

  5. Warhol he aint on Report of Net Art Theft Draws Lawyer Threats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's an interesting case.

    Tod Goldman is, without a doubt, a total jackass, but what he does is extremely common. Fine art has generally gotten a pass when it comes to copying from various sources. It's not as widely known, but it's also very common for comics to copy panels from other comics. It's considered kind of a jerky, lazy thing to do, but it happens all the time.

    Godman is recontextualizing the images, and that, in and of itself, can make new and unique works, but instead of honoring the source (or at least owning up to the fact that he copies), he avoids the issue and sends threatening letters.

    He's painted himself into a corner. Instead of taking the high road, he has instead presented himself as a no-talent imitator.

  6. An ounce of prevention on Laptops And Flat Panels Now Vulnerable to Van Eck Methods · · Score: 5, Funny

    adding small pieces of wire or cable to a display could make a big difference That's why I always carefully remove all the wires from all my electronics.
  7. CD Burners and Zip disks on PC World's 20 Most Annoying Tech Products · · Score: 5, Funny

    In terms of pure annoyance, not just bad or lousy tech, I would rate CD burners before they were reliable and "click-of-death" zip disks as some of the most exasperating things that I have had to deal with.

    I must have wasted dozens of hours with 1x and 2x CD burners before they became mature. I can still remember staring at the little progress bar.

    95% completed -- 96% completed -- 97% completed -- 98% completed -- FAILURE BUFFER UNDERRUN.

    AAAAAAAGH!

  8. Re:Speaking of Jurassic Park... on T. Rex Protein Analysis Supports Dinosaur-Bird Link · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm.. I might be misremembrin', but I'm pretty sure that the idea of birds evolving from dinosaurs was commonly accepted much earlier than when Jurassic Park came out.

  9. It doesn't stop there on Mexico City Starts 'Games for Guns' Campaign · · Score: 4, Funny

    Turn in a squirt gun. Get a Wii.

    Turn in a throwing knife. Get a calculator.

    Want a PS3? Just show up.

  10. Re:Good example on Death of the Button? Analog vs. Digital · · Score: 1

    That's true only if you can figure out how to turn it into auto mode in the first place.

  11. Re:Good example on Death of the Button? Analog vs. Digital · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes. Cameras controls are a real problem these days. It's partly an issue of trying to be all things to all people. You want it fully automatic? Sure. You want to set everything yourself? Can do that too. Or try "sports mode" or "night mode" or "fashion mode" or "crowd mode" or "jewel mode" or "monkey mode". Okay, I made that last one up.

    Pre-digital photographers had at minimum a basic understanding of film speed, depth of field, aperture size, and shutter speed. If you knew these four things, you could take any SLR manufactured before 1990 and use it immediately. Now, every camera has to be figured out. Every camera has a different interface. And I'm talking about the point and shoots.

    The worst thing is when they are in some useless "mode" like "sepia/old fashioned" or "birthday candle" and you are missing a great shot because you can't figure out how to turn it off.

    Rant. Rant. Rant. Young whippersnappers. Etc.

  12. Don't want 'em on USPS Announces Star Wars Stamp Set · · Score: 4, Funny

    These aren't the droid stamps we're looking for.

  13. Sports scores? on Drive-By Internet In Hard-To-Reach Places · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This sounds great for checking news updates, sports scores, and visiting your regular websites. You know, I bet I can think up one or two slightly more helpful uses for internet connectivity in the 3rd world besides checking sports scores.
  14. They're just trying to live up to their name. on Rockstar's Road To Ruin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rockstar.

    Live fast. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse.

  15. Sounds kind of pitiful on De Icaza Pleads For Mono/.Net Cooperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like a pimply teenager begging the homecoming queen to go out with him.

    Wait. Did I just compare Bill Gates to a homecoming queen?

  16. Re:Doesn't make sense... on GameStop Theorizes Wii Shortage Deliberate · · Score: 1

    Most companies -- especially in the video game industry -- would shipped everything out the door that would increase their numbers at the end of the quarter. I respectfully disagree. Video game companies would be more likely to do this because DVD stamping is cheap and easy to ramp up. Console manufacturing is a whole different ball game. Any type of manufacturing includes significant capital expenditures.

    Also, consider the human factor. If you've already made your maximum bonus for the year, it might be worth reserving some future sales in your back pocket for the following year.
  17. Pure speculation but possible on GameStop Theorizes Wii Shortage Deliberate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's very, very common for businesses to proceed slowly after sales / profit goals have been met in a fiscal year. Short term planning proceeds on a year-to-year basis. Te vastly ramp up production without fully analyzing consequences is a good way to shoot yourself in the foot, even if every console produced was sold.

    Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

  18. How to flirt with the sheeple on Scientists Create Sheep That Are 15 Percent Human · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, Lamby, you got any human in you?

    Just 15%? What do you say we make it 20?

  19. There's plenty of SF movies on The Sci-Fi Movie Stigma · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is quite a bit of popular science fiction cinema that's not space western. It's simply not marketed as such. Off the top of my head...

    The Truman Show

    Being John Malcovich

    Manchurian Candidate

    Movie makers and marketing companies want their films to attract as broad an audience as possible. To call something "science fiction" automatically creates expectations in people's heads.

    It happens in publishing as well. Margaret Atwood is a very famous example of someone that has intentionally distanced themselves from the label.

    To name me is to limit me.

  20. Re:Divx is the key in me purchasing one too. on AppleTV Hits the Streets · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I still haven't bought a DVD player, because all the models I've seen include subtitles. WTF? I'm not deaf, why should I pay extra for subtitles! Hah! That's hilarious!

    I'm the same way. I won't buy a PC for myself because of that stupid "Pause Break" key on the keyboard. I'm never going to use it. Whay should I pay extra for it?
  21. Re:Open source is not a verb on Microsoft to Open Source FoxPro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't verb that adjective! It bad's the language.

    Excuse me, I have to go full my belly.

  22. Penny wise, pound foolish on NASA Think Tank to be Shut Down · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am by no means knowledgeable about such matters, but of course I'm going to speculate anyway.

    4 million sounds like a very small amount in the grander scheme of things. Choices have to be made. I understand this. But isn't the entire point of NASA to do research? The very core reason it exists?

    Maybe I only hear about the success stories that come out of think tanks. Maybe most of them squander away money in futile pursuits. As a previous poster mentioned, I would like to hear what they have accomplished in the past.

  23. Raises hand on Friends Swap Twitters, and Frustration · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't even imagine using these kind of services. It would drive me bananas. I avoided getting a cell phone for years because I didn't want to be always available. I don't instant message, and I use SMS only to receive appointment reminders.

    And the fact that I have no social life or friends has absolutely nothing to do with it.

  24. I need a cigarette on Mars Rovers Moving After Winter Hibernation · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thanks, Slashdot.

    Opportunity has been skulking around the Victoria crater.

    Opportunity now is traversing Victoria's rim, ... ... driving Opportunity into the crater ... ... they can get it out again You just made my Friday.
  25. Spoils the fun on Why You Can't Buy a Naked PC · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's kind of like lingerie. A lot of the fun is getting it naked. If it just shows up to your door without anything, it just seems too clinical and a little tawdry.

    Yep. I'm a geek.