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  1. Re:"Justice?" on Microsoft Not Out Of Anti-Trust Hot Water · · Score: 1

    Did the parent say that only Republicans were affected? No. You might want to check your knee, it's jerking.

  2. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! on Cougaar 10.4.6 Released With Source · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shoot them both.

    I'm serious here.

    Walk in there with your cock out and spurt all over their fat faces.*

    That'll show those crazy faggots to mess with you.

    It's best if you plow their asses first, too. Knock them out cold with a lamp, pound their sphincters until they bleed, spurt on their faces, and then piss all over. Take a dump on the girl's face, too. And take pictures.

    Believe me, you'll go down in history as the baddest mo-fo ever. Nobody will fuck with you. Honest. You'll get more tail than Don King at a furry convention. Everyone will love you.

    Just don't kill them. That'd make you a deranged former lover, you nutty cockwhore. And we can't have that, can we?

    Seriously. Do it. And send me the URL to the photos. We'll have a good laugh. C'mon.

  3. Re:Release date on Torvalds: Test The kernel, 2.6 May Be Out In 2003 · · Score: 1

    Why do you expect beta kernels to be stable?

  4. Re:but it's NOT the consumers property on Librarian of Congress Posts DMCA Exemptions · · Score: 1

    Hey, do you have some sort of mental disorder? Tourette's or something? Because you keep on shouting "DURRR."

    Of course, you could be using the classic fifth-grader tactic of accusing those who disagree with you of being retarded, but that would require you to either be a pre-teen or an imbecile. And I'm sure you're neither, right?

  5. Re:GPL's invalidation got you down? Time to switch on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 1

    Think fat jizzy dicks poking in your face.

  6. Re:They've done it already! on Warfare at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    I hear 'them' hinting at "quagmire" now, and it's been months.

    I don't recall hearing "quagmire" in the first month at least.

  7. Re:children == cattle on Reading, Writing, RFID · · Score: 1

    Homeschool your kids, and they too can consider it acceptable to call another human being a "fat bull-dyke!"

  8. Re:And the problem is???? on Reading, Writing, RFID · · Score: 1

    You're confusing rights with privileges.

  9. Re:Security cameras... on Reading, Writing, RFID · · Score: 1

    Standardized tests actually reflect on intelligence? Wow, that's news to me!

    And how do schools not have a range of ages? High school in the US tends to range from 14 to 19. Home-schooled students, on the other hand, are required to interact with... their parents and siblings.

    What's more, socialization doesn't mean teaching kids how to work with others. It means teaching them social mores. Indoctrination, to put it more simply.

  10. Re:Ultimate Lock In on Windows Drivers Under Linux? · · Score: 1

    Native Linux drivers will almost always be faster than emulated Windows drivers on Linux.
    However, emulated Windows drivers on Linux are not necessarily slower than native Windows drivers on Windows.

    There's a difference between a native Linux driver and a native Windows driver. And you, sir, are a fucking idiot.

  11. Re:They've done it already! on Warfare at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Wow, this has been one long week, huh?

  12. Re:Is it really an element? on Element 110 Now Darmstadtium · · Score: 1

    I really think you should look up the definition of 'element.'

  13. Re:Stability? on Linux 2.6 Kernel Stability Freeze · · Score: 1

    ext3 was an experimental feature at the time. If you do not wish to risk data, do not enable experimental features. It's as simple as that.

  14. Re:WTF? on Linux 2.6 Kernel Stability Freeze · · Score: 1

    And the Apple developers are talking about the exact same thing the Linux people are.

    Please, for the sake of us all, blow off your fucking head with a shotgun.

  15. Re:2 words on 2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    Adam Smith didn't believe in free-market capitalism, you dumb fuck. Why don't you read your Adam Smith?

  16. Re:You bought your ticket... on 2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    I hope someone pisses in your IV next time you're at the hospital, you fucking cocksucker cunt.

  17. Re:Overpaid on 2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    I advise that you hang yourself.

    Right now.

  18. Re:Hey, it wouldn't be a party without me! on Diving Into GCC: OpenBSD and m88k · · Score: 1

    You're a stupid cocksucker. I think "WOOT" is what people scream when a grizzly bear takes them from behind.

  19. Re:Theory on Cassini Experiment Confirms General Relativity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's not really true. "Law" is something of a layman's term. In mathematics and science, there are no absolute facts, just postulates and theorems. General relativity is basically identical to Newton's theory of gravity in basic situations, but it differs when you're working with high speeds and large scales. In fact, Newtonian physics is proven wrong for many planetary-scale gravitational effects.

    It's a "law" because it seems immovable to us.

  20. Re:um on Software Tweak Makes Linux Boot In Under 200 ms · · Score: -1, Troll

    Will someone just piss in this guy's fat mouth already?

  21. Re:Awesome! on Y: A Successor to the X Window System · · Score: 1

    You lick dick.

    You need that too, because you're a total cocksucker.

  22. Re:2.6 (correctly formatted, ignore previous) on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test6 Released · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

    Every Windows release has been grossly overhyped and called "revolutionary." Before WinXP came out, I heard people saying the same goddamn thing: "WinXP will be as big a change as Win95 was from 3.1!" It wasn't. It simply wasn't a major improvement or change from currently existing software.

    I don't blame Microsoft for this. All successful companies overhype their products; look what happened to OS/2 when IBM basically sat on it.

    I don't see any point in being polite here. You're swallowing the entire load. You're a fucking cockchoker, just as bad as the "l00nix!!! penguin power" fucknuts and the frothing Apple zealots.

    OS zealotry is refusing to see limitations. Linux zealots say "WITH WINEX YOU CAN NOW ALMOST PLAY MORROWWIND AND IT ONLY CRASHES EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!" Apple zealots say "OS X IS UNIX BASED AND THE MOST POWERFUL OS EVER AND THE G5 IS THE FASTEST COMPUTER EVER AND STEVE JOBS IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!" And Microsoft zealots say "THE NEW WINDOWS RELEASE WILL IMPROVE EVERYONE'S LIFE AND CURE CANCER!!! JUST LIKE .NET!!" Fucking morons, every one.

  23. Re:oral sex with my girlfriend on World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You know, you'll find that not all pussies are as floppy and worn-out as your mother's.

  24. Re:It's about time... on Chimps Belong in Human Genus? · · Score: 1

    Yeah. No chimpanzee has ever dropped a nuclear bomb on a city. Chimps don't have napalm. We're obviously superior to them.

  25. Re:Recycling on Electronic Paper Advances · · Score: 1

    That's working off the false assumption that forest fires are a bad thing.